Thank God You're Here - Series 2 Episode 3: Matthew Newton

[bioschlock]

The original Chris Brown

[brad22452]

Your a learner driver, NA IM A LEGEND!

[Jezza1685]

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen!!

[dudechilax]

umm yeah this is earnest..

[tommywm24]

Matthew Newton beat the shit out of that girl after this sketch.....true story!

[Raven1937320]

"YOU'RE THE BITCH WITH THE KID!!" Best line!! LOL :)

[Jezza1685]

@Raven1937320 YES SO TRUE

[erikajoymae]

NAH I'M A LEGEND!

[pineappleninjasVEVO]

ummmm...... yeah that was me!!!!!

[cliptwingz]

Isn't it! Musos, thespians, writers and directors at the top of the shit heap!

[madyb94]

he's made a few terrible mistakes but damn is he funny. he doesn't falter, not once.

[tylerox125]

his my fourth cousin hahaha.

[SlAuGhTeReDgOaT]

you know i heard that slicksullivan goes to the old folks home and rapes old men he can go through 20 a night. see how bad rumours are i dont think matthew needs little faggots like you saying shit so keep your mouth shut

[Aussiephil99]

Matthew Newton = tool of the century

[davidgk100]

is this a copy of the english one or the other way around?

x

[TheKing2494]

@davidgk100 This is the original one. Both the scene and the show

[TayJayTKO13]

he looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

[bergamotblonde]

@TayJayTKO13 I was just going to write the exact same thing!

[527Katarzyna]

@TayJayTKO13 OMG! YES!!! That's the first thing I thought when I saw him! ahh but Matt is hotter.

[bubblesxbounce]

This is my favourite one EVER!! Thank you SOOOOOO FREAKING MUCH for putting it on!

[klopdeflop]

i wheel off the road, i come in here, and then i get NOTHING BUT ABUSE!!!!!

[Silivrin1]

hahahaa if I had walked in there and seen that car wreck I would have promptly fallen out of the car onto the ground and screamed in pain :P

[mariboccful]

Rufus hound's version is way better!

[Tweekerization]

He seems to be a really nice guy.....why did he bash his gf? :(

[michaelwang1993]

girl basher

[AndScreaming]

His speech at the end was amazing!

Improved but didn't seem it with him somehow managing to turn the blame at the end. Bloody brilliant.

[lukeyboy123able]

I've seen this clip many times, & STILL LOL! IMO, Matthew Newton is a multi

talented guy; he's even added comedy to his CV! It's pretty clear that he's also quite a messed up guy, and I hope that he can resolve all the problems he's got, and end up making a success of his life. I don't think he's 'psychiatric' as in 'bipolar' or 'scihitzophenic', but is certainly suffering from emotional problems of some sort. Maybe he just needs to get off the dope, and stop being 'Bert Newtons spoilt son'.

[6265ash]

WOMEN BASHER

[MadyWolfe]

oh my gosh! the preview clip at the end! does anyone know if that is posted online anywhere?! i really want to see that one!!

[DanielCatt23]

@MadyWolfe Well, the guy was angus samson... maybe that would help?

[MadyWolfe]

@DanielCatt23 thanks, i'll see if that brings up any results for me :)

[DanielCatt23]

@MadyWolfe Glad to help... good luck :)

[cliptwingz]

OMG I hope his missus and parentz are in a state of panic, 'cause mine issn't and she better bloody well be

[slicksullivan]

I heard that Bert and patti newton drive around st kilda at night and pick up the youngest prettiest hookers they can find and bring them back to their toorak mansion and they leave the hookers for mathew to bash their heads in!!! mathew has a never ending appetite for beating woman up!! and can "go through " 20 a night !!!!! its a conga line of young women leaving the newton compound every night with black eyes, fat lips and punched up vaginas!! tsk tsk tsk mathew your a naughty boy.

[danielmy08]

@slicksullivan Seriously people who are down don't need people like you coming on here spreading utter lies. They guy has obviously got some very serious issues to work through and beneath it all is most likely a sense of helplessness and anger from his inability to get off the use of drugs. Violence against anyone is wrong (not just women) and I hope he can sort himself out both for his own sake and that of his family. You should change your name to sicksullivab 4 cos those kinds comments.

[SynnLewz]

Whoever reckons matt newton is funnier than Hamish is effin dreamin.. newton wasnt funny at all apart from 'your that bitch..." and "legend"

[Aussiephil99]

Matthew Newton......enjoy watching old videos of yourself.....because your career is over....prick!!

[plotchickens]

now that matthew netwon has been found out for having a rape dungeon, us cunts are all safe

unless alf stewart gets him out of jail

[madyb94]

"nah, i'm a legend!"

classic. i remember when this aired, i couldn't stop laughing. abosolute genius.

[Nahasapasa]

Matt Newton = cunt

[mark9406]

this is the best scene ever in TGYH

closely followed by hamish blake as a schoolboy

[MrBad1habit]

HAHAHA he's a fukin legend

[Portsmouth135]

cant stand m newton hes a smart arse,and tries to be funny,but hey hes not..glad his girlfriend left him,she can do better..

[bazzamataz72]

@Portsmouth135 thank god someone has intelligence he is fucking intorrable just a concited fucking wanker with effimeminate looks and hidden sexual agenda. and his old man is the same pretentious wanker

[koyh]

the american version of this scene sucks so much.

[Fatalvengence]

haha he looks sort of like lars ulrich from metallica xD

[dfolkeparti]

"Oh my god you where the bitxh with the kid" that line was amazingly thought of and executed

[ukaisukaok]

"You're a learner driver?"

"Nah, I'm a LEGENDDD!"

EPIC! <3

[RichardForkins]

'That's a long name!' LMAO

[aaronm222]

Mathew the little prick brings shame on his wonderfull family. Just give it up Matt!

[Kezzumz]

Rufus Hound was a lot funnier when he did this. This guy was ok, but Rufus was hilarious!

[tzuyd]

@Kezzumz wow, really? i thought he was ok, but wow... i mean his performance had nothing as hilarious as matts lines here, especially the ending.  cultural differences in humour perhaps

[Kezzumz]

@tzuyd That must be it. Rufus absoluely nailed the typical cocky, British "chav" type, from the way he talked, to the mannerisms and the way he was so unapologetic about everything!

Everyones sense if humour is different though, I just didn't find this guy as funny.

[john3000931]

Rufus hound done this so much better!!!!!!!

[macca261]

he reminds me of a young ricky grevais

[DigbyCat]

Matthew Newton is a frustrated looser actor and a druggie...

[Looneyboyo]

Little harsh there, surely?

[jrarks]

absolutely!! Aussies and Kiwis are the best!!

[HumanDichotomy]

@jrarks

Very true. Us Southern Hemisphereions are awesome. :D

[druarde]

I love the Aussies so much :D

[jimlapbap]

Are the other actors TRYING to throw him off just to see if he'll recover? Because they're breaking one of the rules of improv by constantly changing the subject or throwing in new items instead of playing off him....

[snuh17]

the ensemble cast are trying to move the scene along. it is the guests job to play off them and provide answers to questions.

[lowellriggsiam]

jimlapbap, they have a minor script with an agenda. If you see the versions from other countries they say the same almost the same thing.

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

Yeah. They are trying to throw him off because it's a type of Improv. The main guy is improving, but the other actors have a set agenda and questions to ask. Basically see how long the guy lasts and how well he does.

[pretzal7]

@jimlapbap ahaha. the actors are there to move the story along and throw Matt off. haha. but if you want to see the tables turned, you should see Josh Lawson when he's in the submarine scene on TGYH. he just blocks all the actors and it become one of the funniest scenes ever

[1poissonfish]

the british one

sucks

so much

ass

[adiboy1992]

im not saying that the pommies are shit at it, but tell us one thing, if yours is better why is hamish blake an..... aussie winning yours? they are pretty much even

[roanna101]

umm.....*cough* no.....the brittish one is definatly better. both are better than the american, but the brittish one kicks aussies ass

[roanna101]

the rufus hound version of this skit is AMAZING...watch it. love both countries versions thou

[DJVato86]

nudin compears to aus thoe best country in the world make the best tv lol most time anyways

[tomhsharky]

uk version of this was better but i love the aussie show still

[dazzmiller]

Rufus Hound's version was immensely better.

[walnutpearl]

i agree

[MrRkds]

matthew newtown can sing so well

i watched poor boy starring him at the sydney theatre company yesterday

[KittenPuncha]

stupid woman beater who isn't funny, but is shit

[DevoHunter818]

best 1 I hav ever seen. must check out this rufus hound 1 tho

[cowensbrother]

rufas hound was well better

[patebrisee]

Yeh, maybe chavs are naturally more laughable than hoons hehe. But our regular Aussie cast is m-u-c-h better and Matt's face when he said, 'Legend' was GOOOLD.

[dezza2001]

The Best is the rehash in the airplane crash scene.

[Jabua22]

Oh my God! You were the bitch with the kid....i remember you.

LMAO

[HolyCow3000]

that was epic XD

[pineappleninjasVEVO]

@Jabua22 so lucky no one was hurt.......and so r u

[StolenClaw]

No! I'm a LEGEND!

XDD

[lowellriggsiam]

This is my favorite episode.

[lolskee]

you were the bitch with the kid hahah

[danielle10181018]

'you're a learner driver!' 'no! i'm a LEGEND!'

[01torresfan]

the uk did like the exact same thing

[jamtheman3017]

lik the same setting for the story or the same show

[01torresfan]

same story and setting

[Betty8oop]

Rufus Hound did this in England, they both did it very differently but both so funny

[aztecx]

I mean they are obviously different styles of humor but I myself didn't enjoy the English version at all.

[Betty8oop]

I'm British and while some of the Aussie comedians i love (Hamish Black and Josh Lawson rock also Adam Hills has done one still to air wich I can't wait to see) the two senses of humour can be quite different.

As my mum would say diffrent strokes for different folks.

[rohaxfx001]

im aussie but i loved that rufus hound one, i loved both, but i think u hav to know about chavs to get some of the jokes in the uk one. i think Aussies and british though have much more similar humour than Americans, just see the american version of thank god.. ughh..

[Betty8oop]

I agree the American version makes me wince.

Ihave to say in my earlier comment i mean Hamish Blake don't know why i put black.

[XxfishiexX]

him and the brit equivilant did equally brilliant jobs i reckon(Y)

[superherovince]

"you were the bitch with the kid"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

:D

genius.

LOVE matthew newton, he's hilarious and one seriously talented guy :)

[aabatry]

1:42, someone has a laser pointer and they are pointing it at the tilted frame just above the lamp.

This show is great! gotta love Australians :D

[kodybob]

haha good eye thax for pointing that out

[sLiPkNoTaReGrEaT]

i personally thought it were the light of the camera to show they are on air

[aabatry]

I guess it could be that....

oh well, who knows?

As long as i had a good laugh at this vid im fine :)

[taylamcfarlane]

lmao

i love this one

[unismodger]

Glad he didn't walk into a room with Brooke Satchwell: might have started throwning punches.

[jeddfttpain]

fuch ho's who cares.

[Born4Greatness]

haha..he owned it!! matt newton is a hottie!!

[Xantos256]

Lol that was great!

[mellymelba]

Gold!

[geerub]

what a dog Matthew Newton is

[superherovince]

"very upset, is that hyphenated?"

:D hahaha.

i love matthew newton, he's brilliant and quite good looking ;)

but seriously if you haven't seen Stupid Stupid Man, watch it, he's brilliant.

a lot of people don't like him but i don't care in my opinion he's a LEGEND :)

[marsbar1965]

Matthew Newton woman basher

[specopscommando]

Conviction overturned.

[M15577]

He makes that show.

Infact, i watch it because Newton is so fuckn funny.

[Bobsonrules]

compared to Rufus Hound this is shite

[vengaben]

matt newton is a stupid fucking dweeb.

[CaityCinz]

zomg that is look the best!

[Theanonymous1s]

Although the aus version of this show is miles better, Rufus had a much better version of this sketch (I live in the uk by the way)

[littlejess888]

L is for LEGENNND.

[vengaben]

Leprosy.

[dezza2001]

This is up there with Hamish's Old Man as the best sketches

[lowellriggsiam]

This is the best I've seen from any country.

[malexous]

L is for loser.

UK > AU

[panthermes]

AUS Have the best comedians so go die

[malexous]

*facepalms self to death*

I didn't mean to cause such a stir. I'm just surprised at how many prefer the AUS show over the UK show.

[DJVato86]

maybe becoz its the original one das why ...

[ChocOwlEt]

L is for Legend mate

i love this vs.

[kay4dee08]

lmao ima tell the cops that wen dey try pull me over,

L for Legend mate.

[bluetwistie]

Love it!

[HanTheBooshLover]

Legend :p

Very upset...is that hyphenated!?

[Smurftastic2]

Rufus Hound did this sketch but in the UK. I don't want to get into who did it funnier, because it doesn't matter.

I think people find it funnier because it's something that could actually happen in the UK. Those chavs are fucking mental.

[slightlyodd999]

I love Rufus's version, he was so chavy, and when the police man comes in at the end and he says hello dad lmao

[tselspa]

Rufus' was a gazzillion times funnier lol. 'I'm bulletproof, girl!'

OMG!

[loveskuls11223344]

" you are SO lucky that nobody was hurt!!!... well so are you!!" lol

"i m an legand"!!!

[SupremeChickenx]

... oops

ROFL

[robinwil818]

The UK did a version exactly like this with Rufus hound which was much better, check it out

[michelleb91]

really sorry to say this but i have seen the uk version and the aussie version is waaaaay better...the UK version was the same as the aussie one.....matt newton did a waaay better job

[reubenjxgoh]

This is a second storey apartment!

lol!!

OOh thats a long name...

[ccmfc7lfc]

anyone here a whopper fan

[raisingirl83]

I liked Matthew Newton until he bashed his girlfriend, pleaded and the judge let him off without a conviction or penalty because he decided it could damage Matthew's career. "To violence against women, Australia says no... as long as it has, like, no consequences for the guy."

[Gamma022rox]

oops

[Codebreaker7]

"You're the bitch with the kid!" LMAO!

[nav2214]

anyone know the song used in the ad's? its also at the very beginning of the clip i just cant think of the name.

[soulthief1977]

Song's called Come Anytime by the Hoodoo Gurus.

[RIKIJ100]

He's alright, still funny. But not as good as Hamish Blake, Josh Lawson or Frank Woodley.

[remove72]

Matt just acted laid back (as he does in Stupid Stupid Man), lot of o/seas ppl dont get Oz culture/humour end of the day

[securityguard]

LOL..yeah you are right coz australia dont have either of them...

[deprezzed]

I watched the version with Rufus Hound and I felt he was better than Matthew Newton as in he was more spontaneous, and dominated the sketch unlike in this episode where the ensemble cast get about half of the dialogue.

Not sure whether Hound got a heads-up with the premise though, do they synchronise the Australian and UK versions?

[bleachy1one]

no offense but mathew was kinda betta than rufus *but ths just my opinion* but hamissh is still the BEST :P

[barbiebutt123]

very very funny. great man. but hamish is still better. but this is one of the greatest on the show.

are you a learner.

nah im a LEGEND

[1863tozza]

matt is such a babe. and hes funny as!

[kissmyaura1]

I saw matthew newton today :)

[0077725]

Are u a learner, no I'm a LEGEND!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

[louiseee23]

"you were the bitch with the kid!"

haha..

[kinney1990]

not really biased on this but yeah rufus' was better

[1977gashead]

english version much better rufus hound us brits much better than this crap

[strangadanga]

hey we created the show that you guys are using... so ours must've been good

[shortcircuit12]

he's not as funny as some of the other performers on here

[lpug21]

what a stallion

[SmaZmy]

Very upset, Is that hyphonated? hha

[lydialand]

Not as good as UK Rufus Hound.

[craftylaura]

No way near as good as Rufas!!

[amberangel112]

was the Ed Kavalee that came out the car second????

[sweetpuppydogeyes]

sure is mate!

[shizerhed]

not as gd as rufus hounds uk one but still awesome

[clintonpinney08]

nah im a legend! lol, funny as

[d1sintegration]

" .. oops !"

best starting line ever.

[vortexlisa]

Wow, they did this one on the British version, which I found funnier.. I shall continue looking for it.

[DESTRONsuperjam]

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