The Plot Twistingest Finale in the History of Final Episodes

[TheMagmagoblin]

It's just like Proust.

[eiremocroi]

I require at least 20 mins additional footage picking up exactly where this ep. left off.

[Retsamegas]

Out of places you didn't even know you saw out of

fucking amazing

[ICallKyo]

that looked like the least pleasant kiss i've ever seen. and it was HILARIOUS.

[michalchik]

It all makes sense now! Gee and I just thought they were making it up as they went along.

[spacerpg]

DWAIM

[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

"die of heart stop" ahahaha

[Choomanama]

Oh Swaim, you take the 'the' out of psychotherapist

[Ramsez]

make new season please

[nandee1fuery]

The secrets of the universe: 42

[nandee1fuery]

Don't be silly, we all know Michael doesn't understand football terms.

[SilasCilice]

Is it bad that this episode inspired me to write O'Swaim fanfiction? I have no shame.

[GrundySolomon]

I spent the last two days watching Agents of Cracked (Swaim needs a raise btw) and I am convinced the dislikes come from the Writing Staff of 2 1/2 Men/Big Bang Theory/SNL/ any other bullshit that passes for comedy on TV. That's why I stick to CRACKED and The Opie and Anthony Show.

[danidaniboyboy]

Ok, Cracked, I subscribed. Now flash me or I'll sue for false advertising.

[TheMdc78]

Lets see if we can get agents of cracked back, like family guy, futurama, and arrested development

[zx1048216]

Please please please bring AoC back it is half of my internnets

[ignoranca]

I can't believe I just discovered this series. Spent the last 2 days in my room only leaving to go to the bathroom and get food ^_^ so good! I LOVE YOU DOB!! hahaha xD

[QuetzalElla]

T.T sad its over....also wishing i was swaim in that last scene >.>

[dablosser516]

Working on gay slash fiction right....now

[SaulioIsChief23]

Ewwwwwwww but awesome 0_0

[maybexsometimes]

Then Sarge and Mandy live happily ever after and have lots of hot sex. The End.

What's that? Michael and Dan, you say? Never heard of 'em.

[MarVarCas]

@maybexsometimes What do you mean?

Michael and Dan obviously live happily ever after and have lots of hot sex, too.

xD

[Fenrisaconite]

*cough* Well, yes that ending was quite...*hrn!* Um....

If you found that relevant to your interests...well, there is a Cracked Kink meme. It's ungoogleable, but it's listed on TVtropes. So, yeah >.> Good stuff.

[countach27]

Wow, I didn't even have to visit a XXX page to see Michael Swaim gay kiss, yummy

[HaleyPfifer]

...Did Sarge say "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED WITH A KNIFE?!" at about 6:55? Wow. He wasn't kidding about the eyeball thing.

[buttermytoast93]

I'm going to miss the SHIT out of this show. Damn you, Cracked. Damn you.

[MrJingleDick]

thank you cracked. you made all my wildest yaoi fantasies come true.

[curatiflefleur]

Aaaaah, wonderful.

[Aetera]

Can I just say, I love the tags you guys added for this video?

[Tabuuownsall132]

Maybe I should write a fanfic about the awkward sexual tension between Swaim and O'Brien after the filming on this episode.

[redneck101599]

What the he'll was the end

[mimib14]

@AutumnDevi O.O I want to seee D: I've googled and googled and I can't find any, except that "When Columnists Crack" one, and I can only reread it so many times before I get bored .-.

[mimib14]

There is a surprising lack of gay fanfiction...

[AutumnDevi]

@mimib14 I know right!

*closes 8 tabs open to fanfiction (dot) net*

[princesstamika]

@AutumnDevi lol yesy! yes! I will r&r just link me, I'll even help you write it. :D

[BrianJLeong]

Everyone google "Mad Men casting call" and vote for Dylan Seaton. He's Sarge btw. GET HIM ON TV AND FAMOUS

[Choomanama]

The ending explains the entire. fucking. series.

[paranoidwerezompire]

sarge's eyepatch switches from left to right and back again around halfway through. i wonder if anyone else noticed

[trinityj1]

@paranoidwerezompire Welcome to the joke that's been running since his first appearance.

[paranoidwerezompire]

@trinityj1 its so nice to feel welcomed. thank you cracked fans

[KenekW]

All those Cody cameos make sense now

[megadude553]

The ending happened *gasp* in Michael's mind!

[fox64057]

I wish I had a computer.... dot

[Incredible43]

OMG! Hahaha That was great!

How many takes until they got the last scene just right? = )

I'm going to miss AOC! <3

[xel99]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THE EYEPATCH!!! omg sarge cracks me up everytime! i love him.. no homo...

[manyeyeshere]

'Mum, mum it's Stewart... Mum...'

Good hidden line:)

[manyeyeshere]

Whose dogs are they?

[MnesomnesTears]

The actor who plays Sarge, Dylan Seaton, is trying to get a walk-on role on Mad Men. In order to get this role, he needs people to vote for him. Go to 'AMC Mad Men Casting Call' (google it) and vote for him if you want Sarge to be able to eat!

[TheAcousticSesh]

A ghost coo so it's like ... broooooo....broooooo

[SunshineIsDaShit]

YES. YES. I KNEW DAN AND MICHAEL WERE ENDGAME WHEE etc etc k I'm gonna go masturbate now

[htfussman32]

"Are you, FUCKING KIDDING ME! WITHE THE EYEPATCH!!!???"

Best line. Ever.

[franinconverse]

I love you Cracked<3

[RobbieApok]

the whole series was awesomely well done.

[oliverlegg]

WHAT THE FUCK CRACKED, WHAT THE FUCK

[theanswerisowl]

Someone should make a gif out of the ending.

In slow motion.

[Ra3nMaN]

JESUS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK COW BADGER FRIED EGG MOTHERFUCKING SWEET OCTOPI SAUTEED IN GINGER BLENDED AND SPRITZED ONTO A FUCKING MERMAIDS HAIR I was not expecting that ending.

[Cracked]

@Ra3nMaN

Swaim's Great Grammy had the exact same reaction

[johnreasons2]

@Cracked

On which side, human or Chief?

[AutumnDevi]

@johnreasons2 Or robot?...

[kl990]

@Ra3nMaN yeah.... that sums up the ending

[HaleyPfifer]

Making out in hot air balloons - that's how they do it back east.

I love that Sarge is smugly tossing an eyeball to himself as he walks past the reprogrammed B-Tone. XD

[ChupuFox]

Really irritated by Sarge's eyepatch.

[Xaetrz]

Wow, I damn near suffocated every five seconds from all the laughter. This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

[MnesomnesTears]

"I'm gonna pluck eyeballs out of places you didn't even know you saw out of!"

There needs to be a sequel. Please. Please.

[TyyrimeesMao]

i'm still waiting for that steamy gay fanfiction tho.

[Spo8]

AoC will be sorely missed. Thanks for the memories, Little Tiny Pants.

[HRSoldier]

Great ending! Will you guys be releasing any behind the scenes footage? Or does that ruin the Swaim magic?

[SgtLion]

I love you more than the universe, Swaim.

Jealous of Dan :<

[RileyZoid]

hey never have any views i wonder

[shittyfagg]

ahh yea.. 

[violenceandpoetry]

2:30 were y'all out of helicopters?

[taylor189]

The last bit was the best acting ive ever seen.

[frecklejoe]

i think i will now go and read everything on cracked and buy all of their merchandise so i may acquire the secrets of the universe. thank you cracked. *end transmission*

[Ratman6926]

"Mom it's Stewart."

[Togachi536]

I would've loved this just the same if it was just the first 35 seconds.

[JTBrown1992]

SPOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[FunkyLady645]

My day =Made.

[SinisterGrapefruit]

oh god all throught hte vid i waited for the kiss scene XD

[CraigMetalHead]

I knew it... all of it!

[bob9630]

UH....FUCKING FANTASTIC

[NateSean]

If you put the very last scene of this show in a forty-five minute loop, I would totally buy a DVD of that.

[NateSean]

Wow...I think I want to buy stuff from Cracked.com now.

[kemuksigak]

Hot air balloon=Sexy time?

YES!

[ToTeff]

WOAH! Blew me away with amazing! Awesome ending! ;)

[sephirothbinah]

That was amazing... Definitely the Best episode ever!

[JenniferRoseBrown]

My life will be much less fulfilling w/o my Sarge but I guess I'll have to move on and find other eye patch wearing men

[EpicBeard815]

"Candy...something?"

Please don't tell me Mandy is Michael's son...

After all, there was the Christmas episode...

[htimSsalohciN]

@EpicBeard815 Man I was thinking the exact same thing at the end.

[c4r50n1]

I got one they didn't explain... who is that pretending to be Soren in After hours?

[Andrichus]

oh god no!!!

i'm laughing vomit.

quite an experience.

[yoshigotgun]

ahh whyyy

[violenceandpoetry]

I was upset about the series ending, but after that last stunt, I'm really not going to miss this thing...

But Dan wearing a tie with a polo was pretty awesome.

[WhatWeMakeProduction]

I'll miss you AoC. We all will.

[caturday456]

Sad that AoC had to come to an end.... Oh well, at least we have After Hours and DNC right?

[Melermometal]

Roped.com is a porn site...

[Humoristhereason]

Press 6 over and over. What you will find is beautiful, just beautiful.

[thisisbree42]

Bummed it's over, but awesome finale.

[nataliemein]

Best. Ever!

[QuilleFace]

Wow. They weren't lying when they said twist. I did NOT see that ending coming lol.



[STEVENMASSO]

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[MuseseekerMan]

and those habanero pepper flavored chips i liked

[MuseseekerMan]

and chocolate eclairs at tim hortons

[MuseseekerMan]

and home movies.

[MuseseekerMan]

and samurai jack.

[MuseseekerMan]

this is like arrested developpment all over again

[MuseseekerMan]

i loved that show so much. part of me just died.......

i'll miss it so much.

[understandinglove5]

FUCK YEA VEIWER 850

[alkalinecuban]

AoC: greatest web series of all the internet ever. You will be missed.

[terminatorgir]

last scene was freaking stupid. rest was kinda funny. other episodes were A LOT better

[3starbadman]

MIKEVISION!

I'll miss you guys :((((

[tristansparks7]

Fucking hello!

[MarkyMarkEckstein]

That's the way it ended? It went on hiatus for like 6 months and now it's just over?

[munkyguy11]

i was hoping for a crossover with College Humor haha

[hadouken755]

Two things happened to me today. The first was that I learned that a close friend and mentor of mine died. The second was this. This was the saddest thing I saw today.

[aestevalis0]

Sppoooonnnn!!!!

[rebelm1k]

unsuscribe

[Mustkunstn1k]

@rebelm1k Are you really saying you subscribed only because of AoC? This doesn't even compare to DNC / CrackedTV.

[rebelm1k]

@Mustkunstn1k i had suscribe coz i thought it was funny but now i find this not funny , so i unsuscribe

[MnesomnesTears]

@rebelm1k Well, it's finished now anyways, so unsubscribing doesn't really help you.

[rebelm1k]

@MnesomnesTears like i care ...mind your own business

[MnesomnesTears]

@rebelm1k No.

[rebelm1k]

@MnesomnesTears ok then stalk me ...u crazy stalker

[MnesomnesTears]

@rebelm1k Yes.

[rebelm1k]

@MnesomnesTears OK :)

[littlegino10]

The fuck just happened?!?!??!

[massacregoddess]

That...That....that....Was. BEAUTIFUL. 

[killaspongebob666]

Rest in Peace, Agents of Crake.

...

Who can say... Where the road goes!

[caguko]

The sarge used to work for x-play on G4 :D

[Rinny907]

6:11 his patch changed sides XD

[JayWeishaupt]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THE EYE PATCH?!! bwahaha.

[LeaderDontShiv]

It sucks AoC is over... but I can't think about that right now, I have to head over to the goat fucking hall of fame, they're opening a new wing tonight

[thearthurshow]

love the recap reminds me of the red vs blue one.

[mop123404]

XD, micheal.....what took you so long XD

[DouglasASean]

Im glad its over



[cmyanmar13]

Holy balls this was exciting.

[benry007]

im still in shock and cant comment right now

[senpaipyro]

WTF!

[CeReAlgurl95]

Favorite moment of AoC

Girl: when we win this case I'm making that one my biscuit

Guy: For your lawyer gravy...yeah

[Cracked]

Thank you all.

AoC was really fun to make and was written and acted by some damn funny people. We promise there will be many more Cracked shows with many new characters. Cracked couldn't be anywhere near this successful if it wasn't for you. Thank you. And in the immoral words of Louie Armstrong, "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

[Mustkunstn1k]

@Cracked Need DNC... slowly dying inside without it.

[Cracked]

@Mustkunstn1k

Soon, friend. Soon.

[c4r50n1]

@Cracked I need Cracked TV. It was SOOOO much funnier than DNC also, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU END AGENTS OF CRACKED?!

[fromdaghettowithlove]

@Cracked So wait AOC is finished... so what the hell am I supposed to do with this erection...

[snowkiller12]

@Cracked wait wait hold a sec..This was acted? Shit you just broke my soul :(

[Chuckyarou333]

@Cracked I'm sad it's over. But u guys rocked all the socks, even the elephant ones... a very rare find.

[JenniferRoseBrown]

@Cracked This prolly was the BEST episode ever! Way to go out on a bang! And I just feel compelled to mention for the umpteenth time how sexeh Sarge is and how much I'd luuuuuuurve to see him in smth else

[Thorr26]

@Cracked Will S.W.A.I.M. ever get rebooted?

[aniketpatil123]

@Cracked do you meant immortal?

[Cracked]

@aniketpatil123

Nope.

[theanswerisowl]

I love the ending so so so so so much!

AoC will be dearly missed- is there any chance we'll get to see some bloopers to fill the void?

[kstrickl32]

nooo! you cant stop making this show! im in peace corps living way in the boonies but whenever i get internet, i check out AofC bc it reminds me of everything good about america :(

[Ramsez]

you're gonna do another season right? or another show? the articles on the site are really funny too but we need to see swaim moving and talking as if he were alive to get really cracked up cmon you know that!!

[TheDamnSpot]

Ah, way too much sexy there at the end X)

[PattyMMelt]

lol. rofl. lmao. xD

haha. Wow, guys.

[Aetius114]

Agents of Cracked...gone forever? Say it ain't so!

[LauraLaJane]

yeah that's great n all but what the hell am I meant to do now?

[TheKayasto]

o-o it was all good up till the end, I don't even.

[SuperBlaine1123]

1. Daniel is actually pretty ripped. The glasses distracted me.

2. The ending? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­AA! :D

[val2zs]

WTF ENDING BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i cant live without AoC

[hardworker424]

The reaction at 4:35 is awesome. 

[widster466]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the internet holds no meaning if AoC isnt constantly being made

[magmos]

@widster466 You know what you must do. You must continue Agents of Cracked yourself, and ensure it is never forgotten.

[DifferenTokyo]

No. Don't do this to me. Don't end one of the greatest series in existence. NOOOOO. get someone to fund a sequel filmed in the east coast.

[paintedturtlequeen]

aahahahahah i;ve been waiting for those last 10 seconds my entire life.

[sassotheg]

@paintedturtlequeen they've already seen eachothers dicks. This was inevitable.

[man0firon]

Who tried going to Broked.com?

[deathwishtaco]

Greatest finale ever? Rhetorical, the answer is yes.

[Arnbomiz]

you forgot a bleep at 0:18 :)

[TheKayasto]

@Arnbomiz they forgot a lot of bleeps bro.