Sonichu - Episode 4! The Audiobook! Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed and Lightning!"

[kantarellkvinnan]

You should've/´ve said "Bill Wrote" on the 1:19... because i really had to rewind to find out the paper he wrote on where the speech bubble X.X

[darkgomugomu]

Metal Gear Rex, Metal Gear Ray, and now Metal Gear Cherry Cola.

[plugindave]

wait. what happened between episode 3 and 4...? I thought Sonic transformed INTO Sonichu? How is Sonic shown here as a seperate character? Why are they making a clone in a test tube? What's all this shit about cherry cola?

[Mayokitty7]

I enjoyed the background music.

[Bahamut120]

I love how Bill doesn't give two shits about a dangerous mistake capable of ruining an experimentation on an otherwise unique DNA sequence with an unprofessional work routine that can end other dangerous tests as delicate as cloning on a recently-discovered species.

Yes, Bill is the best character in this sad mess of a comic.

[RAQ665]

He should have called him Dark Sonichu or Evil Sonichu it would make more sense but knowing chris meh.

[smile221]

naitsirc is the opposite of chris because he shook hands with a black person

[DarkWizardMonkey]

Who the hell does someone call their kid naitshirc? He was better off calling him shi-thead (a couple actually called their child that, btw).

[Majorasword64]

hats more cherry cola can't change the colour of the cells it would probably kill them due to I being acidic. godamn retard.

[Majorasword64]

wait,sonic combined with pikachu.But sonic is right there....

[839ricky]

I feal dumer 4 wachg ths

[Bahamut120]

@839ricky And I feel quite Argonian HA-HA-HA

[Lariekoekje]

"Naitsirhc". So fucking lame...

[TheSharpTHOfLulz]

BLACK HEARTED EVIL

BLACK HEARTED EVIL

BLACK HEARTED EVIL

BLACK HEARTED EVIL

[MindOfCreativity]

@TheSharpTHOfLulz Yeah, wtf is up with that? A glitch in the audio?

[salamirterra]

"Hey Bill, why isn't the particle accelerator worki.....you dropped cherry cola in it again didn't you? GODDAMNIT BILL. EVERY FUCKING EXPERIMENT. JUST DON'T DRINK CHERRY COLA NEAR SCIENCE"

[MrOddSkullz]

So basically Chris thinks black people were made by mistake? THAT RACIST BASTARD!!!

[Jesterclown17]

Is it just me, or did anyone else expect Blachu to come out looking like some deformed monstrosity that no one could even begin to comprehend? I mean, "Whoops. Spilled some cola on the dna. WHATEVES, IT'LL JUST CHANGE THE COLORS BECAUSE THAT HOW SCIENCE WORKS URP."

[DoctorLazers]

Wait a PowerPuff Girls reference? My fuck what won't he rip off.

[Evnyofdeath]

Hm...if Sonichu was created by Sonic fusing witha Pikcahu...HOW IS SONIC TALKING WITH SONICHU!?

[SmashBroDx]

@Evnyofdeath

Actually, the story was pikachu and Super Sonic collided, and Pikachu somehow took on Sonic's form. They didn't fuse.

[Evnyofdeath]

@SmashBroDx Then why is Sonic suddenly missing after Pikachu's transformation...? Ya know what? Fuck it, Chris didn't think about it (as if he ever thinks)

[videogamenostalgia]

Black people originated when Adam spilled some Cherry cola in Eve's vagina.

[839ricky]

@videogamenostalgia im black and i think thats funny:)

[holloways99]

oops typo

[holloways99]

oh yeah well black sonichu is made of 400 miles per houre

[IIoWoII]

btw Naitsirhc = Christian.

[cybertron1000s]

200 KMpH? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! A freaking sports car is faster than that !

[SlashFirestorm]

Giovanni looks like he has rape on his mind 90% of the time.

[killerhoboz]

Naitsirch = Christian..... his subtleness knows no bounds...

[asukafan133]

This is not funny I laughed more watching Robbin die in a batman comic

[Shadestars]

I need some fuckin' cherry cola after this

[LegionsOfAnon]

So a white guy is the master of the black Sonichu? Subtle.

[FroYoPlatypus]

Bill is the most creative character in this whole series ...

[zombahz1]

Bill is a badass

[XSouthXNightX]

why am i watching this?

[Godzilla0nIce]

2:54

That's what she said.

[MrChronos1]

Cherry cola is kinda funny you have to admit.

[MRWWAYSS]

Wait, A character named Bill who is a scientist? OH FUCK NOT BILL NYE, PLEASE NOT HIM

[Kitsunefan9]

Why do hate sonichu? Chris - Chan is a master of comedy , I never laugh this hard at professional comics

[PikachuWii9]

@Kitsunefan9 its not supposed to be funny

it just sucks

[evfan13]

what clip is the sound fx that says "*mumble*...brother."

[evfan13]

@HiggisMcCrabliece can you please link the series? how much better is it than this on a scale of 1-20?

[KataclysmKat]

"If I was cloned from Sonichu's DNA, shouldn't that make him my father?"

So, Chris thinks Sonichu is the clone's father AND brother. My God, they are hillbillies, and Chris is the dumbest fuck when it comes to cloning and genetics. Clones are not family members - they are copies of whoever or whatever they are cloned from. They do not retain any of the experiences that the cloned creature has (knowledge or scars), but they are genetically the same. I know he'll probably never read this.

[shadowluma]

@KataclysmKat

Chris is the Sonichu race's Great Great Uncle Grandpa Father. Don't think about it too hard.

[Athils]

"Astounding questions, Blachu!"

If by "astounding" one means "obvious."

[protoAuthor]

@Athils I like to imagine that Giovanni is being sarcastic.

[xXxLightsBieberxXx]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS YOU PENIS I AM AT PENIS PENIS PENIS I AM A PSYCHIC ELECTRIC PENIS I AM FULL OF RANDOM PENIS HUMOR ON MYSTERIOUS PENIS ISLAND I WILL ROCK PENISVILLE I AM YELLOW AND PENIS GO PENISCHU AND ZAP TO EXTREME PENISES I AM WORKOING TOWARDS A PENIS AND NEED A PENIS AND LIKE TO BUILD WITH MY PENIS AND PLAY PENIS CROSSING AND POKEPENIS AND SONIC THE PENIS I AM 100% PENIS YOUR A RACIST SHITTTTTT YOU PENIS PENIS PENIS

[shadowclock12]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx God bless the Psychic Electric Penis!

[xXxLightsBieberxXx]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS YOU PENIS I AM AT PENIS PENIS PENIS I AM A PSYCHIC ELECTRIC PENIS I AM FULL OF RANDOM PENIS HUMOR ON MYSTERIOUS PENIS ISLAND I WILL ROCK PENISVILLE I AM YELLOW AND PENIS GO PENISCHU AND ZAP TO EXTREME PENISES I AM WORKOING TOWARDS A PENIS AND NEED A PENIS AND LIKE TO BUILD WITH MY PENIS AND PLAY PENIS CROSSING AND POKEPENIS AND SONIC THE PENIS I AM 100% PENIS

[pyramidheadkitten9]

hm...so thats where black people come from...

[HaggisMcCrablice]

I did the evil clone thing so much better in my series. And he didn't devolve into some weak, Flanderized character later on.

[ikkedoch]

@HaggisMcCrablice We know you did better. Hell we don't even have to see your work to know you did better than Chris.

[AltoCat1]

Ah, if only Shadow were here...he'd kick Blachu's sorry ass.

And Bill can help.

[Gaomon752]

When you hear Crush 40 say "evil" take a drink...

OF CHERRY COLA!

[sharosudo]

why do they all have to be chus/electric???? O_o

[LinkHeroOfTime64]

BILL MUST SURVIVE

[applejuiceZOMG]

so if the black sonichu is made out of Cherry cola, what is normal sonichu made off? Piss?!

[phoenixhart17]

Black Sonichu is such a pussy! Noirchu is so much better!

[TAXEXEMPTION]

mewtwo origins rip off, anyone?

[TheSilentWyvern]

"I accidentally the Sonichu clone." - Bill

[TheAuzzieKid]

"HOLY SHIT, I just spilt cherry cola on the DNA strands, screwed up the lab test and cost the company millions of dollars!... oh well"

[linkweather]

4:24 "Of course! Don't you know anything about science!?"

[KCBNtelecast]

@linkweather Superman at Earths end?

[Beatngubitch]

I had to comment on 2:44 . . . Usually if the brain's synapses are firing off at an alarming rate, the subject would be on illegal recreational drugs.

[opticghost]

gonna jus repeat this cause i had to see you say something stupid as soon as the vid loaded, vivitheg, your not funny, stop tryin so hard to be

[AMVpurgatory]

All things considered, he can at least draw Eggman fairly well. Fairly.

[blueboy093]

I vote we send these comics to whoever Chris ripped-off. Thus removing him of his monthly tug boat due to having to pay copyright.

[DinerSals]

4:59:

LOOK! RAYMANIAN HANDS!!!!

[DinerSals]

Wait, wait, wait. If the Cherry Cola went into the DNA sample, doesn't that mean Blackchu is made of Cherry Cola? WHY DON"T THEY DRINK HIM?! Oh, yeah, this is Chris Chan.

[petrie911]

Huh. Kinda makes me want a cherry cola. And CWC apparently gets his guides from Prima.

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

thanks, chris, for ruining two of my favourite video game characters: Sonic and Dr. Robotnik

[Useless2112]

That whole plot device of blending seamlessly between the canonical story and interactions between characters "behind the scenes" would be quite clever if it wasn't so obviously fucking stupid.

[xsozosagarax]

these are decent to watch because of the narrator and the music but.. god.. ive watched 4 of these straight and my minds about to explode because they make sooo little sense...

[BlanFan2O]

sonic 2 boss theme, nice. it looked like it wasn't cherry cola, it looked like chérry cola. also, "beging". you know he has to be black. otherwise he's not a ripoff of shadow, amirite? lava reef zone(commenting as the video goes, yes). those questions are things I learned in 7th grade(well, just the cloning one). so, after all that "training" blachu has (mostly)the same stats that sonichu got instantly.

[Irrelevant402]

So is this the original narrator or a re-dub with the second one? I like this narrator.

[SirCashbox]

He looks black to me. Really Chris? Also almost ever sentence ends with an exclamation point.

[alakazam9891]

hahaha the stats thing at 6:20 or whatever is stolen from the pokemon ruby/sapphire guide

[Snowhunter21]

I can't even criticize and/or make jokes, it's just too... painful...

[Xunkun]

1:20 - BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BI--- wait..... oh, god damnit, Chris ripped off fucking Bill nye, too....

2:38 - Absofucking nothing on this entire thing; Bill did all the goddamn work.

5:21 - Robotnic after his facial bones imploded.

5:39 - Yeah, since when did Evo take marching orders from anyone?

5:55 - Presumably, 20 tons of bricks, and not legos or spongecake or something...

[GreatNegus]

How did they go from "Black Sonichu" to "Blachu" to "Blake"?

THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!! RAAAAAEGGASRRGASRGDRGRHHTDHTGS­EHTAS

[GreatestMKfighter]

Black Sonichu

"BLACK-HEARTED EEEVILLLL!!"

[Ragedhard]

I'm glad Chris exists. Now no matter what I fuck up and no matter how badly I do it, I will have a reassuring memory of Chris Chan in the back of my mind telling me that I'll never be that terrible at life.

[LatiosMaster1]

I like how Chris thinks that aspergers like me are the stupid ones.

[ColonelOrnery]

@LatiosMaster1 Has he actually said that?

God, he's a dick.

[robokill387]

@ColonelOrnery his exact words were that people with aspergers were "competing retards" (refering to the special olympics) and he hates them for the simple reason that he thinks they have everything that he wants - talent, achievement, and appreciation. of course, it doesn't matter to him that they actually worked hard to get these things - he just wants everything handed to him on a silver platter.

[ColonelOrnery]

@robokill387 He's a fatty, he'd never strive for anything (physically).

[LatiosMaster1]

@ColonelOrnery He claims that asperger's isn't real autim and that "real autistics" are far superior.

[ColonelOrnery]

@LatiosMaster1 LULZ.

If he's so "superior", why does he still live with his parents?

[lordkhaos0]

He says he wants some good ol' fashioned cola

[ADBHLS]

"Black hearted evil!"

[Shadowslic3r]

4:02

CHERRY COLA

CHERRY COLA EVERYWHERE

[UltimiaVlad]

We Eill have a Sonichu of our on... Can't they just catch another, because apparently there's plenty more of them.

I second the Annotations at 1:17, 1:25, 1:32, 4:38

Maybe its the Liquid, but this Sonichu looks BLACK to me! Whats wrong with that I ask from you?

2:24.. Damn it.. >:U That kinda sounds like the Shadow though, After SA2, he just kinda let himself go.

2:53, yes.

Nait is just bad

Blachu, Bladder Sonichu.

[3Gads]

I lost all love for Cherry Cola. If I drink Cherry Cola, will I turn into a retarded evil PokeSonic?

[H1GHLANDER360]

shouldint black sonichu be shadochu then black sonichu cause it would sound less racist

[Kotathelulzy]

*quietly* (they call me evil)

[gregtamnel0576]

I love the music from the Genesis and Game Gear Sonic games.

[ADBHLS]

Hold on a sec-

High Attack in exchange for Defense? Great stat sorting: high points on a stat that most Dark types DON'T USE, and giving incredibly low defense as a cost.

[Frizzurd]

why does EggmanRobotnik, as Chris calls him, have too short of a mustache. I have aspergers and i wouldn't jack that up lol  Get the proportions at least close...damn

[VelLucio]

Looks like Chris didn't really pay much attention during the Biology lessons.

[bongcouver]

at least the guy isn't smoking meth and crack, eating garbage and shitting in the alley. let's at least give him that. i think that was one of the hardest things i ever just typed and didn't backspace over

[ElSingario]

@bongcouver He eats much worse than garbage.

[Kellox17]

ONE THING i have to give credit to Chris chan, his Comic is a good example how un creative Sonic fans/artist are, i also made a god awfful Knuckles webcomic years ago and it was just as bad as this, wel maybe not AS BAD as this..

[14thOmega]

Memories of biology lessons...fading...being...rep­laced by....stupid...

[link000000]

I...I just cant fucking do it...i just cant watch the rest of this or anything else having to do with "sonichu"....I just feel my fucking brain melt...

[DevastationNazo]

This Black Sonichu (BLACK HEARTED EVIL!) seems.... off. Its like Chris is trying to rip off Shadow, without realising that hes simply another in a well developed archtype, the Anti-Hero Lancer. 'Course Black Sonichu (BLACK HEARTED EVIL!) ain't near badass enough to qualify, so Black Sonichu (BLACK HEARTED EVIL!) (or BS as I like to call him, although that descripes the entire damn comic) is a poor mans version.

[persephonekun]

...cherry cola??? idk what chris is on, but i want some 0_o

[SlashPrower34]

There's no need for all this Black Sonichu stuff. Just throw a Dugtrio or something at him and you'll be just fine.

[TheMolt1]

BILL! Hell, yeah!

[Shadowslic3r]

@TheMolt1 don't be an ass, francis.

[SOSHaruhi101]

*Facepalm*

[MrSpazDoctor]

wait...they have STATS? ITS LIKE RYANIDE DECIDED TO FUCK UP DENDYN DYANASTIES. DAMMIT CHRIS SDSD A:IKDJSODIJ

[Sebbykun]

BLACK HEARTED EVIL.

[Worsane]

This is the exact same way I drew cartoons and wrote when I was 12.

[Altter221]

@Worsane What were they about ?

[Shadowslic3r]

what the fuck is up with the random-ass incorrect accenting on random letters in the dialogue?

[Fantome001]

Why is Sonic there?

[dorkssux]

Cherry cola=Blachu

CWC cola=Asperchu

[VelLucio]

Giovanni's hands must be defects. Looks like his thumbs is where his pinkys are supposed to be.

[blueboy093]

you know if chris wanted a good villan why not make a rock pokemon? rock is immune to electric? right? meh knowing chris he would find a stupid way to beat him.

[DarkInfernoZora]

It would have to be ground. Rock isn't immune.

[blueboy093]

oh, meh still chris is worse than sega about aking too many fucking characters

[Boxiloid3000]

HE'S SO FUCKING BLACK WE GET IT

[krazydude34]

we all know chirs wants to call him Nigger Sonichu

[Keitsuji]

His poor attempt at art & his "idea's" are..

Really, in general; just friggen PAINFUL.

[bijoukaiba]

For some reason, when Giovanni said 'pleased to make your acquaintnace', I just burst out laughing. I think he's probably my favorite character because he has so many raepface moments, like 3:45 and 5:27.

[SlashFirestorm]

Black Sonichu should have eaten some Rock Candy with some sugar on top. His stats would fucking skyrocket.

[Elmhurst676]

Scientific reports tell me that Chris Chan is a load of feces

[robokill387]

hmm, I didn't think dna strands were actually visable...

[SuperMissleMastar]

Don't be hatin' cuz Blachu be BALLIN'!!!

[Spartan69139]

I drew like this when I was like..8.

[gszx1337]

Loved the Sonic music in the background.

[Captaingoldstubble]

It hurts so bad!

[Ashkihyena]

Holy crap, at 0:45, Eggman has his GRRRRRRRRR face on.

[adachu799]

The moral of the story is dont fuck with cherry cola

[bunearpika10]

lol so true XD

[NewAngel4eva]

Bill Nye the Science Guy made Black Sonichu???

[Cunnysmythe]

@NewAngel4eva Now I'm glad I never watched him.

[krazydude34]

cherry cola is some fucked up shit

[BlueKnightNight]

I love how Chris mess up the story completely. Sonichu came to be because of a collision betwen Sonic and a Pikachu. However, now Sonic has a physical appearance again. I sreally shouldn't put so much effort trying to understand this comic, it could make me completely insane.

[robokill387]

@BlueKnightNight to be fair, sonichu is a mutated pikachu, not a fusion between sonic and pikachu. this still makes no sense, but it explains how sonic can reappear.

[cynderdrag]

@BlueKnightNight when super sonic hit pikachu it caused pikachu to transform.next time think before you say something retarted.

[CheeseYoshi]

@BlueKnightNight He was still there when the collision happened, its just that the audiobook didn't show it.

[peterthekingofpie]

@BlueKnightNight i guess pikachu just splattered all over sonichu's body when they collided...

[MarkTheMagnificent]

how the fuck is sonic still alive? i thought sonic and pikachu ran into each other really fast and BECAME sonicu.

fucking chris-chan.

[Slashbash]

@MarkTheMagnificent I think the chaos emeralds just gave pikachu a Sonic-like appearence or some shit like that.

CWC, way to make Eggman UNcool!

[LucasHorclox]

Damn, even after all these comics, I keep forgetting that Blachu....I mean Blake is just a rip off of Shadow.

[ToruKun1]

"Chemical X?"

"No, cherry cola!"

LOL moar liek grape drank, amirite? Fucking Nigrachu SUCKS.

[InterludeAuthor]

He still looks black to me...

[TiffanyDoll]

"I am the EggMan..."

catchy song, actually.

[Ashkihyena]

Pretty much, doesn't save this comic from being exceptionally crappy though.

[EclipseProductionsX2]

lol not to mention Black Sonichu had the almost exact same attitude as MewTwo in the movie because he didn't want to obey his creators either XD

[themagnumx11]

E.G.G.M.A.N. ftw. Chris-chan ftl.

[ChocoboKitsune]

Every time 'I Am All of Me' played I was in fits of giggling. This is GEINUS!

[nickatwork]

HE IS A GEINUS

[NicholasOnimura]

"that was pretty fast"

Well, the cloner is a ripo- er, "based on" the one from Pokemon: The First Movie, and since it produced clones instantaneously... So, yeah.

[shadowkillerpop]

Sunset Park act 3 FTW

[genofreek]

4:05 Naitsirhc/Blachu OTP forever

[PankeymanProductions]

Bill, he always knows what to do in a jam!

[AshmoreVid]

he actually got Robotniks full name correct according to Sonic Chronicles on DS anyway

[Alecal89]

I wish Bill was my friend :(

[fman40000]

drinking game every time you see chris write something racist, unoriginal, sexist, stupid, unfunny, and just a total mindfuck you take a drink.

[Aargh14]

I might as well just nuke my liver for the hell of it.

[Kellzorr]

FUCKIN' WASTED IN THREE MINUTES!!

[Pen81191]

good god, this is making me want to drink drain cleaner...

[Somethingreat]

What happened to the old narrator?

[vivitheg]

got bored