In the Future, We Will Wear the Internet

[GeeCeeAte]

Are you listening sony??

[mvdragon91]

GHOST IN THE SHELL

[Neosaigo]

Touching skin, touching wood.... I see where we are headed with this technology...

[TheEmerald]

Dennou Coil!

[wiseman2131]

Online Contacts? IDEA: Texture packs. Example: Minecraft texture pact for real life.

[Happycat287]

Kinda reminds me of System Shock 2, with the interface idea and all...

Kinda eerie.

[TehDeafKid]

fuck now i cant buy anything until that comes out.... otherwise id have to waste money every year on shit that doesnt make a difference haha

[frenchcrusade]

DAMN....now i gotta get to work on that¡¡

[angrymanthe3]

This is the thing that I look forward to the most of future inventions. I honestly can barely wait.

[Einherjar212]

And then after all this, we just wire experiences into our brain and live a near infinite time in our 80-110 year long lives.

[13Segruts]

Then the video game industry goes boom.

[Jamac007]

thumbs up if you giggled when he said "Touching wood"

[Myrskism]

I want contact lenses that make me see people's names and life spans.

[Brucie275]

@Myrskism that sounds suprisingly like deathnotes shinigami eyes :P

[Myrskism]

@Brucie275 obviously.

[BlackLionFilms]

I CANT WAIT FOR THE FUTURE. 

[skintrance94]

I would really like to try a game with the contact lenses!

[HungryLi0n]

i don't want to wear the internet, the matrix was pretty much a Dystopia. This wearing of the internet is evolution in our technology, an evolution that could ruin the human race. If this is eventually achieved their might be a point were you can't separate between reality, and real life.

[Brucie275]

@HungryLi0n isn't it better to live with progress and run the risk of destuction over standing technologically still and not making anyprogress

[Salien1999]

Did you log off?

No I blinked...

[Anuojat]

@Salien1999 Ugh hat would be a constant pain :D

[Salien1999]

@Anuojat IKR

[blendder35]

Ponies in real life?

AHH HELL YAH!!

[imwithcheese]

What if we are already the output of someone plugging into a matrix?

[HexEck]

well the matrix for sake of argument doesnt require a tred mill or ect. its fed into your brain directly to make you think you are someplace you are not. that would also be easier then contacts cause i hate contacts too, and no pins touch this dick

[Cheehooo24]

...cybermen...just saying.

[BahamutEx]

i dont like contact lenses :/

[13game3]

"You will blink and you will go online". That sounds inconvenient. I'll keep connecting when i don't want to.

[NumeralIVFilms]

Who else was thinking of porn the whole time?

[xScooby]

This was uploaded on my birthday, cool.

[az100eletronics12]

we are going to wear the internet later this year. Google going to release their "Google glasses"!

[DripStopShop]

PODS ARE COMING

[chubowu]

streets of baghdad... is he relating this to bf3's treadmill thing???

[SpicyHam]

It's not gonna happen.

After my photon splitter cannon is finished, You all are doomed! Mu hahaha.

[purpledude2]

@SpicyHam well photons are light, splitting light would be like putting through a crystal. The light seperates and we get the color wheel. So you're going to shine a rainbow at us?

[SpicyHam]

@purpledude2 That is splitting light, which is so many photons together. I meant to split a single photon with my photon splitter canoon

[MXZ90]

We already DO wear the internet :P

[chronicideas]

Kaku's gone Cuckoo

[olivebates]

Put those pins on your gloves.

[EvolutionXEngine]

Fu*k that.. Im taking the RED PILL...

[LBigJake14]

Porn is going to be so badass

[KRSchannel]

no need for a girlfriend or wife in future. Better yet, you'll only do virtual cheating on your spouse. I am sure she can handle it.

[kartog22]

@KRSchannel i see you dont know how women think haha xD.... everything is cheating... sometimes if you eat carrots you're cheating

[datafreak667]

Lucid dreaming is enough for me.

[JhosefL]

@datafreak667  more like nightmare

[wynsezhello]

imagine how tiresome video games will be by then.

[Pher0cious]

it sounds like a cheap ghetto version of the matrix....

[Dubickimus]

I WANT TO WATCH MICHIO KAKU ON THE OMNIDIRECTIONAL TREADMILL

[dontcallmeguido]

I predict Contact LCD screens. More realistic than Contact Worlds.

[JustBolsh0]

/watch?v=nQR49JGySTM is that it?

[Sunky4u]

That's the future I like. It's like music. Appreciate it !

[saykarpaudel]

so all these people see in this technology is porn?

there is so much more! ..

[ThisIsNoise17]

Seems like an invite psychological/societal damage and absorption into false realities.

[The2kris3]

I think Dragon Ball Z already patented this Internet Contact Lenses

[CampyMcCamperPants]

My brain runs in C. I pity whoever runs on Java.

[Philsmith133]

@CampyMcCamperPants My brain is pure binary hahahah

[mikeFUCKINealer]

zomg serial experiments lain O.o

[sonicsn4ke]

one moment bro, i don't like the matrix.

[District12Lovers]

@sonicsn4ke Same. The Matrix. Was. CREEPY!

[Sunky4u]

@sonicsn4ke Careful now ! Its tricky 1

[MathewAlden]

I've been waiting for this...



[StreamlinePictures]

this reminds me so much of tim and erics awesome show!

[SuRed14]

WHY AM I BORN THIS TIME!!

[dreadwing93]

Now we just need smellivision =P

[pagreg888]

and that is how true POV was born

[Korvmannen]

Yep, lol. First commercial use of this: porn.

[Nueroactive]

The problems with this are....when you are being guided into scenarios and visions by the responses you are picking up, you are left susceptible to spiritual tampering. I do not know anyone that has a good time interfacing with the neural network. Instead I think it is a way to trick the spiritual possessions that we have to flee from us and pass onto others. Controllers would be able to build up and tear us down. In shoot outs when we feel pain it could just be neural surgeries and subjugation.

[ReallyBadService]

I'd only be in it for the porn..

[DrPugjunior]

2:20

''You''ll be able to touch objects and think that your touching, Skin''

FUTURE PORN? SHIT

[URProductions]

Our society is so fucked. If it seems like kids are fat, lazy, and have no attention span now, just wait until they can wear the internet while their parents and grandparents are playing Call of Duty 28.

50-60 years ago my great-grandfather worked the fields all day everyday and spent what few leisure hours he had fishing to provide more food for his family just so future generations could spend all of their time in a virtual reality la-la land. I tell you, we're fucked.

[Orbitusx]

@URProductions No, we're fucked if we are not united as one people. Differences always end up in violence and killing. Internet is the solution to uniting people. If mankinds recources can be provided peacefully and without worries, that is as far from fucked as possible. Then we could focus on more important things than just to stay alive, like perhaps learning about the universe? The older generations left us with global warming, war, religion and other bullshit so in fact they fucked up.

[URProductions]

@Orbitusx Just like I said - you're all in la-la land.

[Orbitusx]

@URProductions I fail to see the logic in - just because your grandparents had to work harder than you - now we're fucked. Please explain it to me.

[URProductions]

@Orbitusx How often do you see a kid walking down the street with his eyes glued to his nintendo ds oblivious to the world around him? Or how about the commercials where the kid is watching cartoons on his iphone not paying attention to his friends at his own goddamn birthday party.

I've seen a grown man walking down the street with his 5 year old son with headphones in his ears.

Don't you see? We're blinding ourselves to the real world around us.

Fuck this, I'm taking my dog for a hike..

[Orbitusx]

@URProductions You are blind. The real world is 7 billion people. Most don't have a voice and are just now about to start speaking. Their voice is the internet. Perhaps, if their voice was more efficient, world leaders would actually consider including and helping poor countries to develop, so that poverty can dissappear. And you have the nerve to complain about these people getting a chance to stand up for their rigths? Get over your emotional bullshit. The world needs upgraded internet ASAP.

[URProductions]

@Orbitusx asphinctersayswhat?

[Orbitusx]

@URProductions lol.

[qazz11q]

the porn industry will be all over this

[ZeAntiNooob]

PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY

[APicoTube]

that is so cool!

[chicagonorthridge]

That would be an awesome porn to watch, and yea feel too.

[SuperRustyTrumbone]

@chicagonorthridge until it melfunctions and shreads your dick to peices

[ratpie]

@chicagonorthridge

i wouldnt want thousands of pins poking my dick

[bendistraw5]

what if we have been always been "online" but just don't realize it......

[medolinnoo]

@bendistraw5 oh crap, I need an antivirus :)

[Theonegamefreak]

This has nothing to do with wearing the internet..

[nonchalantgamer]

As amazing as this sounds... you know with a society like this we can't advance until we get rid of the shitbags that will corrupt it.

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

Could you imagine porn on that? ouo

[12Leviathans]

Popups would really suck.

[Xezatt]

in the future in the future in the future...blahblahblah~ this guy's full of imaginations.

[EyeNoMrGREEN]

@Xezatt Imagination built the world.

[GunnnersDK]

Then you would be able to hack it right? would be funny just sending porn i middle of class? REAL Question: How will YOu/he make the speakers??

[trlababalan3000]

Those "pins" that touch you won't be able to push me so I fall and skin, wood and metal feel warmer and colder.

Anyway, it's an improvement from Joysticks, WiiMote, Razer Hydra etc.

Also, check /watch?v=eg8Bh5iI2WY for improvements in game industry on the treadmill :D

[PennySnap]

lol id use it for porn

[swedishspic]

touching wood hehehe

[justanotherbrosky]

I'm going to build an omnidirectional haptic man cave..porn, skyrim, and lord of the rings will ensue.

[GreatestGamer9000]

The ultimate gaming experience

[MrMADSCAPER]

It's like Kaku is from the future :P

[Lukeyboy969]

I think the main problem with this is that we have all this great technology now, and yet translator website don't provide fully accurate sentences in other languages. So if someone talks to you in a different language, the translation will probably still be wrong.

[yellowperth1]

The problems with this is that the creators or goverment will block out heaps of stuff

[Crazylalalalala]

technology these days is starting to change from useful tools to just distracting toys.

i dont see how being plugged in like this all day is a good thing for an individual nor society as a whole.

[machimanta]

Battlefield 4... jk

[TheQuestion8]

resist the feed!

[soberchimera61]

Wow basically everything he explained was in the book Ready Player One.

[ziobello47]

This would suck. Imagine your privacy.

Imagine you're trying to approach a girl, and she reads in your biography you are a lazy ass man etc.

She wouldn't even consider you.

[KvotheTheAngel]

@ziobello47 Why would you even look for a girl when you're a lazy person? What, are you going to expect the woman to do everything for you simply because you're a lazy being? ..I say it'd be amazing. You'd get to see who is legit.. and who're the people who wear a mask simply to get what they want. i.e: Abusive people, who act nice and polite and charming in public. But throw, scream, rage, hit, and cuss in-doors. This tech would be amazing. :)

[Udontgetmymetal]

I want to be a web designer when we have this.

[MichaelKhanTV]

touching boobs?

[EQOAnostalgia]

a device like this would be very very easy for someone to manipulate or control! This is both a terrible and awesome prospect! amazing as it could be, it is like most tech, it can be used for good or evil, to control and enslave, or enhance our freedom! history does not favor the latter! keep this in mind!

[limbrick29]

NICE HAIR!!!

[ThePubelessWonder]

How far in the future are we talking here?

[DeathsWill228]

Besides the pins I have always thought of this. Glad to see someone that is like minded.

[EQOAnostalgia]

@DeathsWill228 Come now, that is a mighty big compliment. To yourself i mean of course!

[DeathsWill228]

@EQOAnostalgia I am damn sure it wasn't just me and Michio thinking of this.

[zeeman1237]

@EQOAnostalgia LOL foreveralone...

[EQOAnostalgia]

@zeeman1237 ?

[ThatAnnoyingGuyFrom]

Imagine the new trolling opportunities.

[Kingucktoad]

No one move! I lost a contact lens in Azeroth!

[NorthWolfs]

I cant wait for that to happen :D

[Thejbirdy]

No thanks. If you're into that stuff, that's fine.

[Thejbirdy]

aagh.....Does that mean we can't shut off the Pepsi commercials too????

[dev02ify]

MUST. NOT. BLINK. DON'T. WANT. TO GO. ONLINE.

[MoonSapphireDemon]

Lol sounds cool. But I don't wear contacts and they don't look very comfortable anyways. ><;;;;

[DalekHunter1994]

I'm going to keep as offline as possible to avoid being vulnerable to hackers everywhere I go. Sorry. Though I like the virtual reality contact lens idea. I'd rather have it in a pair of glasses, though. Contacts scare me.

[gabe228]

can i put my dick in haptic technology?

[JeriDro]

@gabe228 LMAO!

[ottohon]

the concept is still flaw, because we can touch but we can't feel the weight of the generated objects and yes we can't hold handles

[OMGMANTHEHARPOONS]

BUT WHAT PILL DO I TAKE?

[Aquaneos1193]

What about if I grab a handle?

[yantheduke]

Oh please why not just make an emulation directly in the brain?

[austinshepherdmusic]

Im not really understanding the whole point in creating this matrix type world. Yeah i agree it would be totally awesome, but it things dont need to be like that. for example :Say you were able to control your dreams, so every night You dreamt the perfect dream and you came out happy. Well eventually you would want something more like a surprise dream And you will like that. but evenutally what will happen is that you will dream a dream of what your living today. we dont need and alternate worl.

[Arborem]

@austinshepherdmusic Amen. That or they will simply fall into utter depression both in the dream and in the real world, for the real world cannot be perfect and the dream world will never feel real enough.

[ViewsHorizon]

you will be assimilated by the Borg!

[ThirdEyeMessenger]

i want off this planet

[Juanpistache00]

Imagine typing "trippy video" on LSD with that shit .-.

[c0mpiled]

he had a backpack in bagdad? nice

[TheRealRomeDiggz]

thumbs up for GTA 5 to be so technological that you are on an omnidirectional tread mill.

[Eternalsummersong]

@boywhoy88 : So youare saying I'm evil just because I'm not baptized? Wow what an unloving God you have.

[XxSpyyx]

Don't like how your world looks? Just download a texture pack!

[23piz23mitch]

@XxSpyyx lololol

[enlighteneveryone]

@XxSpyyx SOPHIA TONE!

[2011vincentm]

the ultimate pr0n...

[omdway]

I can't stand the Wii but i like the sound of this. :D

[CharasDub]

My take is 100+ years. First, humanity will have to face near-extinction after the governments collapse, then we gotta concentrate on how to live without oil, and only then can we begin focusing on improving our gaming experiences ;)

[Altair565]

Fuck lenses it will all be integrated in our brains. Close your eyes and boom your browsing youtube.

[ploxscape]

How can contact lenses pick up sound, you will need a top notch translator in your ear.

[xaiber16]

O_o I can go to equestria without going to equestria... wait what did I said?

[fuck1929]

@xaiber16 It's okay.I understand.I clop to ponies too.

[xKingBimpyx]

this wont happen till like another 100 or 80 years i bet... even when it happens itl be very basic, not like star trek or anything. i think itl take more time to be real scify. i mean it took 1 whole generation to go from old school tvs to modern hd tvs. i think all this

[1Hydraulic1]

@xKingBimpyx yes but they at least have started, but they have made a 3D hologram of any location that can be located by the GPS

[NERDFREAKINGPOWER]

@xKingBimpyx telescopic evolution.

[rainfahl]

Why is there a debate about God on every one of these posts? Can't you people (on both sides) give it a freaking rest?

[Meb8Rappa]

Why are everyone talking about SOPA?

[reubensugars]

we all love the first matrix*

[wowdanalise]

ACTA is worse than SOPA BY FAR.

[TheRealTaco87]

Sweet, I will lurk /b/ all the time!

[boywhoy88]

Nice. Whats even nicer is eternal salvation thru Jesus Christ who wants everyone to live in bliss after this life. What is nicer than that? There is a price you have to pay, not a monetary but you will experience trouble but it is all worth it to get the reward that God wants for everyone

[Pullmanfan7]

@boywhoy88 nice thing about this is that it's not 100% imaginary.

[boywhoy88]

@Pullmanfan7 If God was imaginary I would have no reason to talk to you about God right now. I would have no reason to tell anyone about God's saving power thru Jesus Christ.

[Pullmanfan7]

@boywhoy88 Shouldn't that logic apply to Islamists and Buddists too?

[boywhoy88]

@Pullmanfan7 Well, in God's eyes, anyone who does not obey Jesus Christ by getting baptized, staying out of sin, and asking for the holy spirit is evil. Only those who obey God by doing these things thru Jesus Christ will be saved

[Pullmanfan7]

@boywhoy88 I don't think you know what you're saying. xD

[boywhoy88]

@Pullmanfan7 Why dont I know what im saying?