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  • I applaud you. I must admit that this has intrigued me for the longest time, and that I knew nothing about the facts surrounding what captured the sound file in the first place. It just seemed like the crackpots were drowning out what I was looking for.

    I take facts as I see them, and with further research, I can definitely see that these are facts.

    Thank you.

  • @HerGuardianAngel1991 - Thanks for your comment. Next time I get some dummkopf trying to tell me that I should let people believe what they want to believe and implying that delusional fantasy is on an equal footing with well-researched fact, experimentally verified observation and rational conclusion, I shall point them at your comment as an example of WHY I do what I do. The featured nutjob is still claiming that he doesn't know what the audio is (I spent hours explaining it). AKR Baby! AKR!

  • I still say it's an alien version of Rick James Super Freak.

  • I seen the comedy thing and thought it was like a mistake or something

  • Ha finally somebody who is not a brain dead fucking retarded alien fag!! Thank u for showing me!

  • That's science! ;) *thumps up*

  • @Orodreth888 - Science is the best way we have to discover the truth about reality. Some people are frightened by the idea of reality and prefer to hide in their fantasies even to the point defending them to the death. Luckily for the rest of us, watching them trying to defend their fantasies with reason yields hours of amusement. Sadly for the rest of us, defending their fantasies with violence ruins lives.

  • Wow, what a waste of 10 minutes, youre a Fucking Asshole!

  • @Backmasker2008 - You don't like having your delusions shattered?

    Finding out the truth wastes your time? You'd rather remain in ignorance and seek videos which pander to your preferred fantasies and give you a thrill? Sorry, I don't play that way. Reality doesn't care about your wishes however it's good to see you foaming at the mouth because of the pain of cognitive dissonance and an inability to raise an argument against the facts I present. Thank you for your fail.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser i thought it was interesting.

  • great work. I'm off to look up EVP

  • Fuck You !

  • @DragaoDiamante - I see that you didn't like being woken up from your fantasy dream-world.

    So eager to swallow whatever bullshit that you could find on your frantic crap-hunt that you bought into my 864.5MHz video without a moment's critical thought, didn't you? How many more steaming piles of bullshit have you gulped down without question? Plenty, I bet. Have you learned a lesson? Of course not. That's why we laugh at fools like you!

  • i should of watched the 2 vids first O.o

  • @grayhahaha - *nods head slowly in agreement* - Yes, you should. That's why I spent the first thirty seconds of the video suggesting that viewers did exactly that. Now you've seen this one, you know why. However, as I did briefly cover the content of those previous videos, it shouldn't have been completely lost on you.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser narr i do get it, my eyes were glued to the screen, really interesting stuff tbh

  • @grayhahaha - I hope the "reveal" gave you a chuckle... I love hiding things in plain sight.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser Thank you for this video. I hope more people begin thinking skeptically like you. While the human mind is a wonderful thing, we do have our flaws. I think all of us have gone through periods where we'd much rather believe in something than actually have the facts.

    Big ups, dude.

  • haha I thought so. I live in Alaska, when we have the AB goin full on we get a lot of radio intreference like that.

  • @vonkiser - You may need to watch the video again carefully - Especially towards the end.

    The audio from JostVanDyke2007's video is related to the Aurora on Saturn. The audio I used has nothing to do with AKR. However, I envy you the opportunity to watch the aurorae. I've wanted to see it since I was quite young but have never been far enough North at the right time to have been lucky enough. :(

  • @RoadRunnerLaser Yea I know I answered b4 the article was done. My girl is sitting here laughing at me saying"guess you DIDNT wake up and smell the coffee". Anyway, good article and as I said-answered b4 I watched the whole thing. HOWEVER, the Aurora Borealis does do some strange things up here.

  • @vonkiser - Worry not, many before you have preferred the smell of steaming BS to a cup of hot coffee...

    The title at the beginning of my video ("I WANT to believe") indicates a strong motivator for some.

    The next video in this series shows how JVD reacted when presented with a nice cup of coffee and he refused to accept it in favour of maintaining his delusions.

  • @vonkiser lol, well believe me I DO NOT prefer the cup of BS over a good strong cup of joe. I was just taking what knowledge I have and making a pre-emptive assumption-the mother of ALL f^%k ups by the way- before I had the facts. Just want to make it clear I am not a connesuer? of BS.

  • Like I said in the rival video, it sounds like the sound heard when you hear the RAW data being played in an audio program from a converted BMP file to WAV format. It sounds fabricated. There's a video where it shows someone playing a tone through a spectrograph and the drawing in the sound being heard. It's interesting.

  • @ja0401 - So?

    It doesn't matter what it might SOUND LIKE or how interesting a meaningless demonstration might have been. That's completely irrelevant. I've shown the source of my "signal" and explained why it sounds the way it does, likewise with the RPWS data used by JVD in his dishonest video. There's no mystery. There never was. JVD is fooling himself and others even after it has been pointed out to him that his judgement cannot eliminate a false positive.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser There wasn't any disagreement between you and I in the first place. I just looked deeper into it to play with the sounds. Whether they are from space or not. It's hard to even tell if NASA tells the truth about their "finds" anyway. I like that you debunked this thing.

  • Brilliant !!

  • Okay I was wrong but then maybe I was right. I had my coffee. Thanks for the ride. I woke up and had my cup of Earl Grey thank you very much. I made coffee for my wife well it is time to get back to working on my Masters. Yoda would be proud of you

  • @ArizonaKinghts - Congratulations.

    Yes, you were wrong. There wasn't any room for a "maybe" - Not even to make yourself feel better.

  • Thank you, thank you, thank you! You have produced a wonderful gag. Bravo!

  • @IndigoCarnaby - I'm glad that you enjoyed it. * Takes a bow *

  • ou and then i saw ete and i thout he was the bitch i was all like WTF!

  • lol i just woke up when i started watching that video i confused alien speech whit alien bitch and was all like cool bitches so i watched the hole video and in the end i i was all like wheres the cool space bitch then i watched the start again and i realized that i was punkd lol

  • @johnny1992black - Yep... It's a bitch-free zone.

    It's also an alien-free zone... ;)

  • Im sorry but I speak english not the stuff you were saying

  • @DrWhoFreak100 - Nobody else seems to have had a problem understanding my English. Perhaps it's because your desire to believe in extra-terrestrial monsters caused your lonely brain-cell to tune out what you were hearing. It's not unusual for willfully deluded crackpots to have trouble digesting facts. Cognitive dissonance can produce some remarkable effects.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser what are you saying im dumb

  • that was just freaky, same sound came from my kitchen earlier?

  • @SPAGHETTIMONSTER1 - Then I recommend that you check your kitchen with CoolEdit because there are probably aliens hiding there... According to JVD's warped reasoning, that is. ;)

  • @RoadRunnerLaser , Well I think I figured it out, ordered one of them Mars R.O.V.'s from Ebay, found him in the kitchen chatting up my Mr. Coffee and drinking some Joe,.. ( Aliens like coffee,) so we're just waiting now. :0),.. do you have any other clues? lol

  • @SPAGHETTIMONSTER1 - Don't let the alien drink too much coffee... They cannot handle stimulants and it tends to make them agressive. ;)

  • Could u make a vid showing a close resembles to how a real message of some other form of radio wave might sound like from an inteligent being? If there is no polution or if there is how would "u" desifer it? Or how will it sound like? I will subscribe to u to see ur answer cause im curious...

  • lol what a retard. You didn't reveal any such secret. You seem to know shit on the subject.

  • @ZnikiG - That's infinitely more than you appear to know.

    The videos speak for themselves. I demonstrated a "false positive" and then backed it up with facts and demonstrations of those facts. If you'd prefer to cling to your own delusional fantasies, then don't let me stop you. Personally, I prefer to believe what is demonstrably true.

  • Funny, I quite enjoyed this. But I must admit I didn't really know 'Garfield' had made it to Scotland...boy am I dumb!?

  • @dweese30 - Ohhhh yes....! Not that you're dumb but that Garfield is quite popular in the UK and I've loved Jim Davis cartoons since my teens. Someone suggested that his cat went crazy at the noise... so I asked if his cat was called Garfield as that might explain his reaction - For those not familiar with Garfield's predelictions and vices - He'll kill for a cup of coffee !!

    As the history of the video comments shows, no-one got the hint.

  • Do Audio Fractals contain energy waves which can function in a vacum,? in regard's to the music of the spheres,and corresponding to Euclidean algorithm's Liebnitz theory on fluxion and harmonic resonace, Sound and it's qualities are still being investigated,untill the time they understand sound completely, Theories will continue

  • @Enoch2012able - Typical JVD babble. If you really have nothing to contribute besides copy/paste, copy/paste, copy/paste, copy/paste all over my channel, I'll conclude that you're capable of nothing else and block you - My patience with the willfully ignorant is generally very short. You won't receive a string of warnings. This IS your warning.

  • this video is stupid and its not an opinion

  • @heavymusic1scool - Probably, you're too stupid to form an opinion.

  • Could it be Audio Fractals?

  • sounds like we have the same alarm clock

  • @arlobrubaker - It's quite a common noise for an alarm clock. That particular circuit is probably used in a great many different models of alarm clock. In this case, however, it's not really an alarm clock. It's a specialist piece of kit with a timer. I recorded its alarm noise because it was ideal for the purpose.

  • LOL !!!!!

  • I love that you've constructed the argument, and it works so well. One question, do you actually belive in aliens? Obviously you don't belive in the recordings, but do you belive in ones out there... (such as the wow signal.)

  • @SadeofDarkness

    I find Frank Drake's argument and the accompanying equation highly plausible.

    The WOW signal is NOT NECESSARILY evidence of "extra terrestrial intelligence" although it DOES meet the criteria specified by the BigEar project and to this day has not been shown to be of Earth orgin or naturally occuring.

  • ... However, beware of making the mistake of claiming that it IS evidence of ETI. The folk at BigEar were extremely careful to avoid this mistake.

    In my opinion, it is unlikely that Earth is the only planet to host life but people need to be VERY careful about the claims they make or accept.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser

    The Wow signal is however the only signal ever recived from deep space, and it makes no sence with the scientific data we have at this time, yes it could be natrual, but then again it could not be. I'll say one thing though, it's a big universe...

  • @SadeofDarkness Again, I'll issue my caution about ensuring that your claims are accurate. I am not sure that the WOW signal came from "deep space" and if my understanding is correct, nor are the BigEar guys. I'd also point out that we constantly receive many "signals" from "deep space" but we already know them to be of natural origin....

  • Imagine someone describing the characteristics of a dog and sending you out to find one. Walking along the street, you see a cat. It has all the characteristics which were defined to you as those which would be present in a dog - 4 legs, fur, whiskers, tail, eats meat, forward facing eyes, ears on the top of the head, etc...

  • You know it's not any animal you currently recognise yet you cannot say for sure that it is a dog, although the assumption might appear to be a valid one based on the search criteria.

    The WOW signal is something which is yet to be identified and met the search criteria. Beyond that, we can say very little about it and currently we certainly cannot claim that it must be the product of extra terrestrial life.

  • Sadly, they never recorded the phenomenon again and it's not been detected by any other investigation to the best of our knowledge. But... SETI still continues and so it should.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser

    sorry missed this coment, ignor the last bit of my reply... :-)

    are you actually involved in SETI in any way?

  • @RoadRunnerLaser

    How do you define deep, my knowledge (which is possibly wrong but I hope not) puts the signal at approxamately 200 light years out, which isn't deep in the universal terms, but it does make it a distant star (compared to our close naibours)

    And i see your point with natrual signals from "deep space", but I was under the impresion that nothing like the "WOW" signal had ever been recieved before or after, which makes me suspect it wasn't a normal thing... again I might be wrong.

  • @SadeofDarkness.

    My definition of "deep" (in this context) would be "outside of our star-system" but that is not necessarily the formal definition of "deep".

    Could you let me know where you obtained the idea that the distance to the origin of the WOW signal is known ? This is the first I've heard of such a claim.

  • Big Ear was geared to listening in a band which contained very little natural background noise. Any strong signal in this band would be a good candidate for an artificially created phenomenon - There were some other controls too.... I'd need to refresh my memory rather than misinform.

  • @RoadRunnerLaser

    Stephen Hawking, he made an estiamte at arround 200 light years (although I havn't found anything on the internet for such a claim) If both horns had picked up the signal I assume you could have used the skiny triangle method, but according to you only one picked it up, dang...

  • Thank God there is someone in this world that can tear down someones BS piece by piece so that even the dumb ass' in the world can understand it's fake. Although I was intrigued initially that it could be real, I've seen to many fakes myself and know that anything that is received sound wise 99% of the time is nothing more than background noise from pulsars or other interference such as when the satellite past through the rings

  • THAT NOISE IS SCARY!!!!!!

  • Lol at the people who believed it was aliens, sounded like someone was having gas problems to me xD.

  • They'll decipher it one day, perfectly. And then they'll hear an old radio show and someone telling them to buy crest toothpaste.

  • hehehe ok so i FINISHED the video and that was awesome!!!

  • @Johnnystitches13 no kidding

  • lol this is funny

  • Ur voice is so silky lmao:P

  • Its not his real voice its an extrmly good artifical voice. lol

  • iam not really sure of to much stuff about science ect . but all educated logic suggests that every things is already there in nature.

    i assume radio waves ect travel at the speed of light ect, taking 1000 of years ect to get from there to here. but i noticed in history that communication travels much faster then transportation. and assume if any advance civilazation has other means of advanced communication. but thank you for posting your video

  • I am pretty sure saturn doesn't have a magnetic field but ok

  • According to NASA and the people behind the RPWS investigation, it does.

    The RPWS payload was created to study the interaction between the "solar wind" and planetary magnetic fields. The recordings from Saturn's aurora are a fairly good indication that they are right about Saturn having a magnetic field. As an aside, the studies of Saturn's magnetic field have given us an indication of Saturn's rate of rotation - The data is included in my video.

  • Now that you've seen this video, I hope you realise that my original audio isn't random background noise. ;)

  • in a way I was kind of right though, it was just from some system that ocurred naturally, in other words, not an alien transmission

  • I you're thinking that the audio used in my video is AKR then you might need to watch the video again. "Natural" isn't quite the word I would use to describe the origin of my noise.

    However, the audio used by JostVanDyke2007 is his video WAS a recording of Saturn's AKR.

    My videos demonstrate that digitally pitch-shifting "a noise" can cause "voice-like" artifacts. Which is essentially the point you were trying to make on the first video - Is it not ?

  • yes it is my point, but why not natural? it came from something that was naturally there, although of course it isn't naturall in the sense of the earth and recycling, but it is naturall by definition

  • Your comment gives me the impression that you missed the "reveal" right at the end of my video. The source of my audio isn't natural. It's from a man-made device, powered by electricity. Look again.

    However, I will concede that there is a kind of "natural" component of my audio's source.... at a pinch !

    My audio has nothing to do with AKR or planetary magnetic fields.

  • the problem is that earth has a magnetic field because of an iron core, but saturn is a gas giant, in other words no magnetic core, so it couldn't have a magnetic field

  • I'm not sure that you are correct in your reasoning. The general scientific consensus is that Saturn does have a core and a magnetic field just slightly weaker than that of Earth - The results from the RPWS investigation appear to confirm this.

  • so its a cloud of gas with a magnetic field, that is definitely worth sending something to investigate it a little more, like something with a parachute, and a really powerfull metal detector XD

  • ... but that's why they sent Cassini... :D

    Saturn is more than a ball of gas circled by belts of rocky chunks. It has a core (according to the boffins who study this kind of thing).

  • @RoadRunnerLaser

    The core is composed of molten iron.

  • @MaxB320 Thanks.

    It would make sense to me that it were the case. As far as its interaction with the solar wind, it is similar to Earth in a number of ways... Hence the RPWS payload aboard Cassini.... To study HOW similar... but..... some internet goon downloads the data from the NASA site, mashes it in a computer and claims to have discovered alien speech. Intelligent life in space ???

    I often wonder if there's intelligent life on Earth !!!

  • also i wanted to say why dont we blast large accustics into the sky until the aliens get so made they have to blow them up and everyone will know the truth, then WHOS EXPOSED NOW!!?

  • wait what am i guessing, in your credits it says thanks to all who made a guess?? ughh i dont really get any thing you explain here only if you could break it down enough for a retard to understand, you can start off by not worrying what other people think and bitch about and pleease make a new video...Alot simpiler!

  • I thank all those people who made a guess as to what the "mystery" sound might be in the previous video. If you didn't see that video (to which this one is a sequel), then it's understandable that you might not fully understand the situation.

  • None of that video made sense, i dont know,maybe im stupid... :s

  • Well done. Three cheers for logic and the scientific method.

  • And moham if your ego got crushed be a man so did mine but you know what i did i laughed and laughed about it,to bring his family into this because of a bruised ego even if he was being a jerk is YOU being no better than HE.

    So yes i think we ALL need to wake up and smell the coffee and stop fighting so maybe we can stop killing ourselves and not look outside ourselves for the answers

  • To be fair to dancing-boy Mohammed, my channel page does invite people to mock me if they feel the need. He was so desperate to have the last word that I let him have it when he finally posted something amusing.

  • men do you all have to be egotistical morons trying to prove a point that only lives in your balls. so what if people dont believe what you do, either of you.thats what make this world go round. if your trying to inform people great but to degrade them makes you no better than the man or people that lied in the first place.

  • well good it was cofee machine.

    i really assumed u recorded ur farts or something. u wud do that for a cheap thrill wudnt ya.

  • Perhaps you should learn not to judge others by your own woefully inadequate standards.

    From your postings on my channel, it seems like you're the kind of guy who would shout the name of the killer to a queue of people waiting to see a murder-mystery movie at a cinema.

    What's up ?

    Disappointed that I left no room for JVD's claims to be remotely true ?

    There's two more videos in this series. I suggest that you watch them - They're made especially for the willfully delusional.

  • just so others know, he gets to the point at around 7:00. dont waste ur time.

  • I lol'd in the end...but I do believe aliens exist

  • I'm not trying to suggest that there's no intelligent life on other planets, as you'll see if you watch the other videos in this series. I am, however, mocking the stupidity of those who spout or believe any old nonsense in a vain attempt to support their delusional fantasies.

  • lol tell u wat, get a job, get a life, get a girlfriend or even a boyfriend is fine if girls dont like ya, but u know first be a normal human before u talk about aliens. then i know i can have expect sensible stuff from u.

  • who makes a 10 min video mocking people for no reason whatsoever as if others fucked u up or something. just get to the point, say ha ha and get on with ur life man.

    7 mins of waste, then u get to the point. and honestly it sounds like farts. and u seem to have waste enuf time to do that kinda stuff.

  • Instead of making snap judgements, perhaps you should watch the other videos and find out for yourself WHY I mocked the fool.

    ... and... I don't really want a girlfriend or a boyfriend - I'm quite happy with my wife. Thanks for the offer, but you're not my type.

  • well thats the whole point, u wanna waste time in this video then go ahead and ask everyone to waste MORE time by watching other videos of urs.

    lol u keep it to urself buddy i dont do married people anyways. just grow some brains not babies thats all.

  • You've wasted more time posting dumbass comments on my video than you'd have spent actually watching the remainder of the series - Although, I don't think you have the brains to understand them.

    Secondly: I'm not your buddy.

    Thirdly: Of course, you're right - You don't do married people, only livestock.

  • no writing these comments didnt take 10+how many ever mins it shud take to watch rest of the videos u "suggested" me.

    i wud suggest u to stop replying and wasting ur own time,

    buddy.

  • It shows !

    You haven't put a moment's thought into anything you've written and you've not bothered to check a dictionary once.

  • oh yes, i forgot its a crime to use subverts on youtube. when will u learn to stop wasting ur own time and others by making 10 mins long videos.

    half of it mocking the viewers. shut up and dont reply me now.

  • You're responsible for your own time. You cannot blame me for your own choices.

    If you want to post videos of yourself prancing about on the stage like an idiot then that's your choice. It's my choice to watch it or not. If I consider that I wasted my time then my choices are my OWN responsibility.

    If you keep coming back here ordering me around in preschool English then don't be surprised if I take the opportunity to mock you and point out that you are a moron.

  • man its hilarious how u ve spent 5 mins mockin people in some kind of shakepeare english..(not that i want 2 insult shakespeare by comparin u 2 him)

    but u talk bout responsibility n proper english grammer n what not i sriously cannot imagine how immature u mus be in real life

    m sory 2 see ur married @ such an immature level.i mean u get thrils frm recording cofee machine sound n u have time 2 turn it into some un-funny video n 10min explanation...ah cmon i aready wana stop thinkin bout it!

  • Would you try that again in some kind of coherent English ?

  • no.

  • Good. Better to leave now with your tail between your legs than to attempt something that is too difficult for you and show yourself to be more foolish than you already appear.

  • oh cmon dont MAKE IT look like all that shit u just tried.

    lol i gave YOU the option to shut the hell up and stop wasting my time but u wanna have the last word it seems. ur a kid man.

  • get used 2 my 21st century english looks like v re gonna b in conversation 4 a long time

  • You're quite welcome to waste your time as much as you like but as I've pointed out before, you cannot blame me for your own poor choices.

    Your inability to use correct grammar and spelling isn't something of which you should be proud. Simply calling it "21st Century" doesn't excuse your laziness.

    Feel free to keep coming back to be mocked. It would appear that you enjoy it.

  • u live in such immaturity man.. i mean u clearly dont have a job u sit at home recording sounds on coffee machine and god knows what u record when u go to the bathroom... and then u have more wasteful time to make long videos, post em and trash talk in them for 10 mins....

    and then u say look i have something for you to watch its a 1 minute thing in this 10 minute long video if i waste ur time i am not responsible. lol!

  • ur parents what, only read u some grammer books and dictionaries to put u to sleep or wat? that u ve grown up (wait, ur still to grow up mentally) having a special gay relation with grammer and spellings?

  • look mess ur life up however u want, just dont mess up ur kids lives with those grammer story books of urs.. please. read them fairy tales and moral lessons like every child deserves.

  • You're babbling incoherently as usual.

    Perhaps if your parents had read something to you other than fairy tales, you'd have a better grip on reality instead of deluding yourself into thinking that you've got some kind of talent or intelligence.

    If children want a moral lesson, they only need to look to your example to witness the conduct of a mentally deficient fool.

    Were your parents closely related? That would explain your serious lack of intelligence.

  • look dont call it "incoherent". just grow a full brain everything will become "coherent" to you. so one day you can become grown up like me, finally, and DESERVE your kids.

  • Well, son, I had my fantasy time when it was supposed to happen, in my childhood, and I have since grown up happy and healthy and I take responsibility for my actions towards OTHERS as well. You wont understand cuz you dont have a brain or shall I call it (BALLS), as of yet. but grow some. I know your wife cant manage without em.

    I really hope your wife isnt a fool as big as you otherwise the whole family will turn out to be retarded. Looking for grammer mistakes.... ha! haha.

  • Keep telling people you're grown up, they might start to beleive you eventually.

  • i am telling YOU all that. man, ur just dumb!

  • As I've already pointed out, your opinion counts for nothing. You're just bitching because I popped your bubble and you couldn't work it out until the last moments of this video.

    Hook, line, sinker !

    I bagged another moron and it's squealing like a stuck pig. True to form.

  • well there you go.

    u wanna enjoy, then enjoy my comments also... they come free with your enjoyment. great deal isnt it.

    as ive already pointed out, ur stupid, ur dont have a job, and u like to waste other people's time. and that by mocking people. u deserve every word i ve said to u.

    now grow some balls.

  • Are you capable of anything other than baseless assumption ? It seems not.

    Keep on squealing little piggie... It's music to my ears.

  • of course, if YOU mock, when others mock u its music to ur ears.

    what a pathetic excuse for not having guts! lets call it balls.. literally.

  • Ooooh... More incoherent gibberish from Mohamadalikazi.

    It must really have hurt to have had your bubble burst. Squeal little piggie, squeal. Show us all what pain you're in.

  • ok dude... let me first introduce reality to u and that is its YOU and me here... lol do u hallucinate like what? 100 people around you?

    stop smoking that chinese shit i bet u smoked up that soup ur wife bought.

  • before u say it, let me remind u the viewers of this video are NOT those people u hallucinate.. thats just the drugs.

  • First of all, Stupid is not much of an insult... It comes from the Latin Staepedius wich can be traslated as Stupified.

    A stupid person is someone that is always surprised by things.

    Secondly... No job means more time to actually think instead of performing robotic actions.

    3rd... He doesn waste anybody's time, you wasted your own time aswering this.

    4th, I dunno what kind of person you are but unless I am really unique, Balls dont grow... they're already there when you're born.

  • 4 words... Sort your life out

  • 3 words: grow some balls

  • u just defined wasting time:

    u have enuf time to wrtie an essay on what some stupid definitions u just made up. shows lack of balls anyways. hope ur not married cuz i ll be sorry for ur wife.

  • what has anything to do with my wife!! lol... you're out of arguments and you are turning your comment towards me in the hope of intimidating and discrediting me... it isnt working very well...

  • if u HAD to tell me its not working, why are you lying?

    look i dont care about whats it gotta do you figure that out ok. i only feel sorry for her since ur a woman in a mans body. balls are hangin but no guts.

  • you see, 3 days later you're still talking about balls growing up and my personal behavior and habitude (wich are 100% fictional straight out from your imagination) lol... what the fuck Am I supposed to answer to such non-sense

  • I mean... lets say that everyhting you are saying is true and that your insults have a relative foudation of truth... what does it have to do with JVD's work and Roadrunner's efforts to discredit the man's Lies.

    I am sorry it is me who deviated the subject at a point where it lead to a dumn train of insults... but you arent convincing me of anything no matter how harsh your insults :)

    might as well mark down my adress and come tell me face to face youll get the same half smile I have now.

  • i knew u dont have self respect, this road runner doesnt either, but cmon man u dont even have a bit of it. i mean of course u ll smile... and why not. keep smiling. right now m on utube, tomorow some guy will turn up in front of u insult on u and ur wife on ur face and ur not gonna be able to do anything bout it.

    rather u ll EXPLAIN ur smiles. its called lack of guts. good luck. ur gonna need it to explain ur wife where were ur "balls"...

  • ur just another selfish wuss.

  • a selfish wuss?? ok then? altthough i fail to see any relevancy in your insults (like... why a selfish??? what did I do to appear selfish in any way? wateaver lol) and they are pretty repetitive... i mean you said i had no balls for 4 days in a row now.

    I think I grasped your opinion about my genital anatomy, ring me up next you want to discuss about the uncommon growth of sexual organs itll be my pleasure to laugh at your attempts to troll and smack me :)

  • haha thanks but no thanks. u inviting me to look at ur genitals? lol even IF i was slightly gay i'd go for better options. u leep ur anatomy to urself and i ve made my point clear already.

    inclusion of smileys in ur replies jjust proves my point even further. so be happy with ur own anatomy (watever it is) but when u grow up, try to understand what this phrase "grow some balls" actually means. no its not checking whats present down there... damn wussy!

  • well you've been talking about my balls for 4 days straight now... how Am i the one being gay? how many times do i have to say that there is no problem whatsover with my balls growth... you keep talking about it like you're waiting for me to justify something... telling me that i will understand when i will grow up... but there is nothing else to understand that you're only way of winiing an argumentation is to divert the subject to the opponents balls and smileys.

  • now I have been trying hard to bring the subject back to the initial OP but no matter how hard I try, you keep talking about my fucking balls... I mean there are so many other interesting things than balls why are you so compelled to talk about balls.

    you turned the conversation'topic on ''you dont know what it means to have balls'' and i fail to see how i can continue such ridiculous and meaningless subject.

    once again... Troll + balls = Fail

  • How many hours did you spend to come up with that equation? but one thing u said it right.

    you fail to see my point. remember that scientist that ran naked screaming eureka? do that. and no, i dont want to be there to see you do that so please dont invite me.

  • you really are a full circle

  • one more definition?

  • lol that was great! good play good play

  • I understood the dry humor but why not take credit for atleast assisting in the audio implimentation part of the video presentation? Keep um coming !!

  • SHGbo2+14a... study that faggot. What are you gonna say now? That it is radiation coming out of your asshole? lol why do you waste your time making these gay videos, why don't you just let people have their fantasies because you wont get everyone's attention!

  • ahahahahaha! i was close with the pumping water i suppose

  • personally i think you use the terms humour and comedy to hide behind your nonchalance and inefficiency. you have the potential to be a good producer who can educate and entertain people on a very critical subject. but you're just calling it comedy so you can escape being held to standards. yeah maybe it's funny...but it's not comedy by any means. on your video about the Interferometer you get right to the point and explain things, so i think you know what i mean. cheers and good luck.

  • Thanks... The interferometer videos were made as a visual demonstration.

    These videos really are me taking the piss using science - Education with humour.

    That's more obvious if you watch the fourth in the series... yes.. there's a fourth (Psychoceramics 101).

    If you watch my "black beam" video, you'll see that I'm taking the piss in that too...

    People who know my comedy are under no illusion. Don't worry, it's not to everyone's tastes and I don't hold it against you if it doesn't appeal to you.

  • hey man, funny or not, i am just giving you what could be some very constructive criticism as an audience member, which you refuse to absorb. as a producer you should seriously consider not playing these hide and seek games with your audience if you want to keep some of us around. why do so many of us "not get it" do you think? it's our inability to perceive? or your inefficient ways of presenting? wait, don't answer that. i know what you're gonna say.

  • I appreciate your constructive criticism... but... my humour isn't geared for a wide audience.

    There are plenty of folk who do understand my humour and part of it involves the "hide-and-seek" games... after all... you don't tell the punchline of a joke until the end of the joke, right ?

    I was wondering if someone would spot my "source" before I revealed. I wanted to make sure that people had ample chance to make their guesses before my "reveal". I had many requests for the reveal, so I made it.

  • haha! so there is a THIRD video that explains the SECOND video, which was actually explained in the FIRST video!? (even though they say "watch the sequel for the explanation!?) i can't believe i missed all that! you're right! i need to pay more attention to your videos! i'll be right on that....

  • Urm... no... the first video is actually explained in the first video, but too many people missed it. The punchline in the first video was implied and shouldn't really have needed to be delivered.

    This video (the second one) explains in detail the phenomenon in the video to which my first is a response... and delivers the punchline.

    The third video explains the reaction of the guy who made the original video when he was shown the truth behind his nonsense claims. No.3 is the funniest one.

  • i wish you would just get to the explanation already...not until 4 minutes...i'm outta here

  • Your loss.

    If your attention span is no better than 4 minutes, then you probably don't have the mental capacity to grasp the explanation, no matter how much it has been condensed.

    Not to worry - Plenty of others have applied themselves and learned something.

  • so you post your first video, which has no explanation...but it has a link to a "sequel" that is coming soon (months later?)...then that video still doesn't answer the question until 4 minutes and you're saying i don't have an attention span? maybe i just don't have the time. there's a big difference (not like i needed your explanation in the first place) i'm just helping you be more considerate and less of a tease (so to speak). you could give an answer, then a long explanation.

  • You really haven't paid attention at all, have you?

    I suggest that you watch the whole video.

    There's another one after this one which explains WHY I made this video.

    The explanation is actually in the FIRST video, but too many people missed it. It seems you did, too !

    Don't complain at me because you don't have the attention-span to see something through. You're missing the point and showing yourself up.

  • lol

  • now that i thnk about it....theres about a 1 in a million chance that there could be a alien delrict probe beaming 'pick me up' signals...

    and yes i'm dead serious

    its a remote possiblity but its still there.