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  • i have 6 keys and i only use 1 of them but i finished school almost 4 years ago so now i hit the clubs with money and drinks being 19 im a boss lool

  • you r fucking nuts

  • hbd

    

  • lol when they were finished talkin bout sex all i hear in the backround, mission accomplished

  • lol keys

  • All these videos have gotten me laid, Thank you soo much! @IAmTheAttack

  • @iSterioType well count yourself and other commentors

  • I wonder how many freshies and weird kids take notes durring this series lol

  • out your fingers in her taco lol and "mind fuck her

    

  • I just realized, i'm dating a sleeper pick.

  • I bang high school chicks for birthdays

  • happy b-day david brown

  • since u know david brown could u get peter chao on one of ur vids?

  • Fuck i only have 1 key

  • How the fuck do canadians know about lebron lol

  • can we make the keys out of paper and then spray paint them silver?

  • you know a other good pleas for finding hot high school girls, horse stables.

  • davids birthday so the perfect party is an hoe party

  • i used to have keyes but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • does anyone else think he sounds like Mondo from "Good Vibes"?

  • now i know how to rape people! YESSSSSSS

  • I play clarinet. And I'ma dude -_-

  • fuck u brown 

  • one time in band camp........

  • bitches get crazy

    their is a broken window

    the male teachers are geting pulled limb by limb

    the female teachers are helping the bitches kill the guys

    and a riot broke-out outside and your hopeing those bitches dont find you at your schools

  • the sleeper pick lmao

  • im 16 banged a girl named gabi and now i have 3 month old son

  • @XxsongsxXXxrulexX i feel for u :'(

  • @XxsongsxXXxrulexX sucks to be fucking you

  • is that why rappers wear chains and and shiny objects?

  • WTF your Reyna give girl advice while play game. Lol your only arguement is KEYS.Don't listen to these virgins. Been a confident broke bastard will get you laid. Woman want confidence it shows them your dicks big.

  • lol these guys dont know crap

  • Damn... Need to get myself some keys!

  • i jacked a janitor and now i have like 100 keys

    bitches

  • BALLIN!! been carryiing 43 different keys around since i was 8! only bad part...they all go to something and they look almost the same

  • my town has 1 school :/

  • I wonder if the chicks know we watch this shit or they know dudes make these videos....

  • Hha brilliant, I just got a car alarm system with auto door lock 3 days ago. That shit is ballin'

  • Straight up easiest way to keep girls from knowing about you and other girls..... after your done just ask her "wanna tell people about this?" 99% of chicks say no. They dont wanna be sluts. So bang away in your highschool.

  • What if all my doors have codes

  • I have 6 keys. It's enough as long as you know how to be around any girl. aka prince charming!

  • I really want to nail this nerdy girl right now. Shes probably the hottest girl in school but nobody knows it (or admits it).

  • yeah i know the nerdy type BOOOYAAAAAAH

  • these guys are legends !!!

  • I only have 2 keys...

  • hey im short and skinny too!!

  • He solved rape!

  • epic

  • This didnt help at all!

  • happy birthday

  • watching this some im ready for nxt year

  • achievement 10g: not rape

  • haha it'd be awkward for me to get on the clarinet player w/ da GND vibe cuz i already dated her bestfriend

  • Automatic door lock? lol

  • I don't honk those stuff work in asian girls... Lol

  • I took the spare key to my dad's jaguar. Worked wonders.

  • This is bullshit

  • Tools, get a LIFE!

  • You guys are awesome!

  • nothing worst than lying ....

  • wheres parts 1-3?

  • if girls like men with loads of keys, why dont janiters get pussy 24/7 ?

  • @n00dlerProd Cuz they clean fucking bathrooms..

  • Dear Mr. IamTheBearAttack.

    Bro, i would personally like to thankyou as using your tips of i my first highschool girlfriend tonight and got some action in, all thanks 2 you, I love you bro, full homo.

  • I'm in highschool a junior and my science teacher say Lysol spray cures aids. WTF. But u digress

  • Got into a 8-12 high school <3

  • Before watchin' this video i had 2 keys. Now im lookin like a bawz with 7 keys :D

  • this advice is so fucking dumb

  • Guys if you have one of those like lanyard things that go around your neck wear your car key around it ... says i got a ride want to join me babe ;)

  • i dont have any keys.

  • jerking in a banana DId u get that off weeds!

  • made me laugh so hard^^

  • were i live high school is year 7 to 13 but year 7s are like 12 so its not looking good until year 11 or so

  • U should get sponsored by Trojan

  • i like the nerdy girls :D

  • OH!!! He just solved RAPE!

  • @romelloWilliams11 thats fucked up lol hahah

  • @romelloWilliams11 FUCK YAHHH MAN !!!!

  • Girl:What does the key open

    Me(In My Mind):Your LEGS BIOATCH

  • Okay man i need help, iv been going out with my girl friend for almost 9 months now, and her parents are kinda strict so she cant come to my house and iv never been to hers, we usually go to the movies for some "alone" time and we had sex for 10 magical seconds, But i need a place to get laid!! We've talked about it and we really want to but we have no place to do it, im almost 18 but i think i need a credit card to rent a motel room <.< Just need help on places to do it!! anything helps!

  • what about dating older women?!

  • ITS NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT :)

  • fuc just got 1 key dammit can i do it with a credit card? : )

  • Brought a hook full of keys on the first day back and bitches were all over my dick already. 

  • Talk about how to anal fist

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  • LOL you guys are fools, and really good at COD...

  • i dont know why but i like the nerdy girls

  • if you need to find a cute nerd girl because you are a nerd im pretty damn sure comic con would be a good place

  • @IAmTheAttack This series makes me think you should do a dual/triple commentary with ONLYUSEmeBLADE. he says stuff like this in some of his vids.

  • My girlfriend plays flute. You described her almost perfectly.

  • its not rape if you yell surprise

  • lol its not chess

  • no way i fuck a nerd

  • i would like this series more if the other guy wasn't in it lol just sayin

  • I have 1 key but its a HUGE key

  • that ford focus comment killed me XD

  • TALK about weed

  • I like this david guy a voice no homo he sounds very professional

  • Need some help or ideas, this girl i like and she likes me and i know that cuz she has told me but she has a boyfriend and shes just nervous to throw away a 7 month relationship, ideas on what i should do to win her heart? Thank You

  • I lol'd, but to be honest if a guy started flashing around keys near me in the middle of the hallway I'd assume he has downs and isn't smart enough to only bring the key(s) he needs... 3:-

  • what if im in band too, Does that mean im screwed?

  • LMAO hahahahahahaha.... xD

  • Hey can you do one for elementary girls next, for your large pedophile audience, they would enjoy it I think.

    Elementary boys for those homosexual pedophiles that watch your show

  • My girlfriend clciked on my youtube by accident and saw this vid title and pic, i tried to convince her it was a cod video...it didnt go down well

  • @joie32695 now thats just unfortunate man just i would have been like here its a cod joke vid and clicked it and if she tried to leave you say wait then let it load and its a cod video you sir are unlucky good luck though :D

  • This was fucking hilarious.

  • You should do a video about how to hook up with some olde ladies. Like if you're in grade ten trying to get with a girl in grade twelve.

  • So I started High School a week ago. At first 60% of the women were drop dead gorgeous, but now most of them are gone...where the **** are they???

    And what's up with guys settling for 3/10 women??

    Seems like every girl on the planet can get a boyfriend, even if she smells cheeseburgers, have greasy hair and is weighs 90kg, but guys have to be BAMFs.

    I THOUGHT THE PRESSURE WERE ON WOMEN, NOT MEN?!?!

  • I want you to talk about all of the features on my Ford Focus next video!

  • I have 48 different keys...

    all of them except my house and car key goes to random doors at my school...

    Is that bad?

  • I don't have any keys. D:

  • i got 8 keys and a this weird jewel chinese dragon thing as a key chain is that good? how many babes will that get me lol XD

  • I got 6 keys, is that good enough?

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! This videos great! Glad to be someone who came along this video while only searching COD... If you came across this video because you were looking up how to bang girls than your pathetic.

  • Good shit bro!! keep up the great work. Love your videos, fucking hilarious!!

  • Superficial stupid kids

  • seriously keys ? whos stupid enough to do that one haha

  • almost all the female band members in my school that are hot hell, all of them period, are in the top 30 most popular girls in our class.

  • Tried this at school and got my dick wet.. someone threw a water ballin at my Crotch LOL

  • lol

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  • I freakin luv you atack i luv you

  • i have two...... for ever alone ._.

  • If only there were any hot girls that played flute or clarinet at my school... :/

  • I have 10 bosss!

  • Some kid is gonna take this seriously...

  • 12...i have 12 keys like a boss

  • lmao keys

  • we just solved rape, nicely done boys LOL

  • I have a 2011 Camaro. Is that a nice car?

  • @thepoll599 What kind of question is that?

    NO FUCKING SHIT IT IS!

  • @poopsiclesss Haha thanks :)

  • @thepoll599 If you have to ask, then I doubt you have one... But, to answer your question... It's an Overweight, overpriced piece of shit. :) The SS can't even touch the new 5.0 Mustang, and the V6 is fucking pathetic on gas.

  • @11Bgetitdone Look at my profile kid. My neighbor has a 2011 5.0 Mustang GT and we ran all the time. I've only lost once and its going to stay that way. And the SS is a 6.2L V8 with 426hp dip shit.

  • @thepoll599 No videos found on your profile... Funny... 5.0 has 412 HP, and only weighs 3400 Dry Shipping. Camaro SS 426 HP, and weighs 3700! So, do the math... You only have 14 more HP, yet you weight 300 pounds more... You don't win no fucking races. Dumb ass.

  • @11Bgetitdone ok kid what ever you think :) have a great day asshole

  • @thepoll599 Haha! Amazing rebuttal! Presented with facts, and is QUICKLY shut down... Get the fuck out of here, you ignorant troll.

  • @11Bgetitdone You call me a troll and you started all of this? At least tomorrow i can drive to high school in my camaro and you don't have one.

  • @11Bgetitdone you call me a troll and you started this? At least tomorrow i will drive my camaro to school and you will take the bus. And that video is from my brother's account. If you want me to prove it i will.

  • @thepoll599 I go to school? Really? Wow, what an amazing assumption... Also, I would LOVE proof! I have plenty of cars, and have already been on the list for the 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302. I have a 2011 5.0. I don't need to provide "Proof"... But, when someone asks, on a INTERNET Video, if their car is cool, then I know for a fact it's not theirs. You're a simple troll.

  • @11Bgetitdone I really do have a 2011 Convertible Camaro, but i lied about it being mine. My dad sold it today because my mom's been in the hospital for about 4 months and needed to sell it to pay the bills. Have a good day.

  • @thepoll599 Then, "you" don't have a Camaro. You didn't pay for it, at all. You're father put HIS money into it. Not you. I paid for everything I have... You're a little punk that thinks he is entitled to his fathers property that he didn't do shit to obtain.

  • @thepoll599 and @11Bgetitdone no one cares about this argument so either take it to messages or kindly just stop.

  • @funnyguy0476 I know right

  • Oh my god, it was my birthday yesterday too!

  • lool the key thing made me laugh

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  • @mssafari10 next level inception troll lol... It's funny how people don't take this as a joke and actually get upset about it..

  • @IAmTheAttack lmao this is retarded get a key with a skull on it makes you look bad ahah

  • Hey baby, I got 10 keys on my chain, wanna give me the key to your heart?

    -winks-

  • I'm laughing so FUCKING HARD. Keys? Really? Keys will help you get women? You guys are fucking dumb. I'm sorry. Up until this point this is so dumb.

  • @mssafari10 yea men its a joke y so fucking serious

  • i took 1L of vodka for his birthday, it was awesome!

  • The first girl you should go for is the one from the first American Pie

  • sapo

  • you should speak about how great a ford focus is...

  • what your saying is: to get chicks become a janitor? cause the have a shit load of keys

  • lol u solved rape!!!

  • so thats where my mom randomly got a new car..

  • 12 people still don't have a house key.

  • I got around 20-30 keys for a whole lot of random bullshit. FUCK YEAH!! :D

  • wait the 2 steps forward 1 step back thing actually worked with my gf a week ago o.O

  • but i have a gf. i'm not kidding i swear to god i have a gf and i'm subscribed to like 20 gaming channels o.O

  • You just gotta think from the girls point of view is really it

  • lmao you guys...if you did this everyone would laugh

  • It's 6h45 AM here, I'm going to school this morning! (Y)

  • You are scary right on the sleeper pick sir.

    I picked my girlfriend on the terms that I was one of her friends but Jesus.

    Blindfolds are part of the screaming dolphin aren't they?

  • LOL distracted by the gameplay

  • i have 6 keys and a bunch of other weird shit on my key chain cuz it pisses everyone off cuz its loud and obnoxious when i walk down the hall. fuck yeah im important!