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  • MAD CUNTS

  • good old bike well ....... was a good old bike

  • "HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA *hits the car* ooh :O"

  • go back to the office

  • Hit 7 for the Wiley Coyote look...

  • first kick over. ouch bet that hurt his ankle

  • always remeber to gear down

  • at least he hit the crappy car

  • @lukeistheoffical excuse me? for ur extreme lack of knowledge, that is the only great truck there, takes a real driver to drive, not to mention the amazing tune they make.

  • this clips a fail

  • That press 6 thing made me laugh some more xD

  • Hm... lachflash :D :D

  • *hold my beer, watch this!*

  • pres 5 for sneezing ;D

  • what a retard

  • Wow. there are really some people that uncoordinated?

  • Now that was epic fail, just hoping nobodys angry here :)

  • You people are assholes. Obviously this was his first time riding. He forgot to put it back in neutral and got frightened and confused when the bike started moving, then he kept thinking about a way to stop the bike instead of controlling it. He's not a retard dammit, just not used to riding.

  • @zanuha It was you wasn't it?! tard =]

  • @idiotzrule

    Nope. First time I rode, I gave it too little gas and ended up kicking it into movement before letting go of the clutch. It's an old bike though, so I think the problem might be in the compression.

  • is the truck ok?

  • Helmet ... check

    Motorcycle ... check

    Moron ... check

    Looks like we're all ready for a full-throttle video.

  • @ThugsRmorons lol!

  • nice shoes this guy lol

  • People just don't understand the universal kill switch.. PULL IN THE CLUTCH lol

  • press 2 alot, squeeky toy =)

  • press 5 repeatedly its every 2 seconds becomes suicide

  • press 1 repeatedly its a dog peeing..

  • haha

  • lol, tard

  • why the fuck did you hit the ford you dumbass

  • @dumbbob100 so he would have a soft landing and not hurt anything worth value

  • I thing that was the perfect time to use his brakes XD

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  • You are all wrong, it's an XR200.

  • Whaaaa i swear u cant kick start ona gear?

  • Whiiite traaash

  • nice

    

  • he he ha, he he he he he he he (hores noise) he he he oh

  • man if only i had video of every time i tried to teach someone to ride

  • @MxAxRxK Ha i would have like 8!

  • lmao whats with his shoes ?!?!

  • Interesting way to remove mud from a dirt bike, don't you think !

  • press 6 for beginning this video!

  • @TijsDaMighty its a Honda 100r

  • The bitch started it in first gear haha

  • and then BOOOM

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  • sounds like a sack o shit but that mybe the qulity

    

  • learn how to ride a dirt bike u dumb fuck

  • lol this was hilarious!

  • Is the truck ok?

  • WHY IS THAT WOMEN IN THE KITCHEN MAKING ME A SAMWICH??

  • dragging his ass all the way back to the kitchen.........

  • OH NO IS THE BIKE OK?

  • hahahahaha americans!

  • Who fails like this on a bike that shity???? It has no tork what's so ever... I'm 15 and I can control my kx450 just fine

  • What did they think would happen?

  • NO ONE DIED OR GOT HURT :0

  • @Maxonater5 ur wrong the owner of the car got hurt for sure...

  • Honda XR80R, almost positive. Looks like mine and sounds like mine (:

  • some people should never be on dirtbikes or anything with 2 wheels and a motor

  • DUMBASS NOT EVEN FIRST TIME RIDERS JUST DITCH THE FKN BIKE IDIOT CHEAP ASS BIKE ANYWAYS MY SHITS BETTER

  • OH SURE, they laugh on his way to the trucks, BUT when he ACTUALLY HITS ONE, then it's a different story.

  • no it a old yamaha

  • summary: the same thing that hapened to me

  • Thats why stupid people dont think!

  • OMG Whats this think on the left handle bar i think is called a clutch? It's a xr 200 for the guy who uploaded this.

  • its called brakes ! lmao

  • THATS MY FUCKING CAR!

    

  • i dont get im 11 and have a suzuki drz 125l its so easy to ride dirt bikes i just dont get but i like that its a asuzuki tho

  • haha :)

  • F u

  • You dumbasshey retard dont twist the damn throttle if its in gear!!!!!!!!!

  • So here's how you fucked up: you started it then shifted into first then the bike shut off. Not know you were in first you didn't hold the clutch (if you have one) so you started if gave it gas and the bike went foreword.

    Moral of the story: ALWAYS START IN NEUTRAL!!

  • HAHAHAHA....o.. r u bleeding...u ok.. sotp twitching..

  • i think its a 1990 XR200 i got the earlier model :)

  • Dumbass

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • I knew this was gonna be bad news just with the way he was starting it!

  • Its an old Honda XR maybe 200 or 250 idk but its like around end of 80's or early 90's bike.

  • hit 6 for sex

  • omg what a freak!

  • thats what happens when you dont shift back into neutral

  • @NoFearKieranHere thats wut happens wen ur clueless about the machine ur riding lol he prolly doesnt now wut neutral is LOL

  • @joeytyo lool :-)

  • he like totaly forgot where the brakes are

  • It's like... "oh shit I'm holdin the gas" ..... "stupid family there laughing at me".... Then "fuck you imma ram your car"... Boom family... "Ohh" lol the guys like haha that's what u get

  • @w8253106 you need to get help

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!

    

  • I think all dirt bike vids have xr100's in then... No complaning I have one and there great

  • nice church shoes

  • your supposed to hold the clutch if you want to start in first... lol

  • its a honda 100r

  • douche bag

  • is that a Suzuki tsx?

  • @TijsDaMighty

    No idea!

  • @TijsDaMighty i think its an xr600 looks like any ways

  • @TijsDaMighty dude thts a honda!

  • its a honda 100 cc

  • @TijsDaMighty its a honda xr100

  • @TijsDaMighty nahh a honda something...

  • @TijsDaMighty xr 400r honda

  • @TijsDaMighty

    honda xr200

  • @TijsDaMighty

    No, it is not a Tsx! :) i guess it is a suzuki rm :)

  • @TijsDaMighty xr200 or 250 dude

  • @TijsDaMighty

    May be it's Honda XLR125s

  • @TijsDaMighty no douchebag ! its a dr 650 or something

  • @TheKaaga Im just asking what type of Dirt bike that is, how does that makes me a douchebag? Frustrated 12y old no-life troll..

  • @TijsDaMighty hhahahah xD 12y old.. nah, 18 ;) and when did a tsx come out with a 650 fourstroke engine ? xD blind fucker -.-

  • @TijsDaMighty Honda XR600R

  • @TijsDaMighty no its an xr 200r

  • @TijsDaMighty no its a xr100 from honda 1997

  • @TijsDaMighty

    Its an XR200

  • @TijsDaMighty

    honda xr 400 me thinks

  • @TijsDaMighty Looks like an XR250R maybe?

  • DING XD

  • @TijsDaMighty looks like a xr 250

  • @TijsDaMighty Looks like it mate.

  • @TijsDaMighty Deff not a suzuki

  • @TijsDaMighty Honda XR

  • @TijsDaMighty Its an XR250R made in1987 manufactured by Honda. My father owns one an its a great bike i also own one but its a XR350R an made in 1984 great bike they run like a tractor man there unstopable.

    Both bikes have single carberatorated engins an they are 4 stroke or course. The XR350 came with a speedo that told you your MPH, an time an length of your ride but the XR250 only came with alittle nob that told you how far you whent. But overall great bikes ill ride mine everyday if i could.

  • @TijsDaMighty it is a honda 100

  • possibly

    

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  • i like how the adds in the beginning say motorcycle accident insurance

  • Haha, Take it outa gear mate!

  • poor truck

  • lol

  • Was für ein  Versager !!!!!!!

  • xr80r LOL

  • shame faggot

  • People: HAHAHAHAAHA!!! :D

    *guy hits car*

    people: OH! O.O

  • The funny just kind of sneaks up on you.

  • the clutch goes IN!!!

    that guyz below stupid. hes STOOPID. with a capital OO

  • Stupid

  • what an idiot

  • Derp, nice one.

  • rofl

  • hahahahahahahahah OOOOOOH

  • that was SOO anticlimactic.

  • if you don't know which way to turn the throttle, get off the bike

  • OMG.... IS THE CAR OKAY?

  • i have that same helmet lol

  • XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • i wonder what car tastes like... he knows, why dont i ask him! o wait... he mighta deathed... maybe not a good idea...

  • it's great when you know whats gonna happen, and the video builds up to what you know it's gonna happen, then you see it happen, and you still laugh......

  • um u all are so stupid its not easy to ride a bike im a girl and when i first rode a bike about this size after riding pee wees 4 years i couldnt even reach the floor and i ran head on into a tree about 2 years ago when i was like 14 people say why didnt u use the break its becuase u just really dont think about that at all its not something that goes threw your mind but it really hurt ahha

  • what i think is funny is how many people commented on this yet they never rode one. its pretty damn hard. i did the same damn thing my first time

  • FUCKING moron

  • fail

    

  • Gotta Love Retards on dirt bikes. just brightens my day.....

  • Lol , everyone's laughing , then he hits a car and only I laugh.

  • at least he had a helmet.... haha

  • is this a bunch of fuckin gyppo's with a stolen bike or wot? nice shoes doofus

  • what did he try to do

  • knew it wasnt lookin good when i saw him trying to turn the throttle the wrong way

  • good thing he was wearing nice italian shoes

  • " Hahahehahhaea *CLUNK* Doughhhhhhh :o "

  • i think i might be to powerful 4 him

  • You could hear it from the camera!

  • lol @ 0:02

  • lol, major fail, not in neutral and forgets to brake. pmsl. i hope the guy who owned the truck never saw this video heh. Why would you learn to ride in wooden shoes that slip off the kick start every attempt and why learn in a car park? anyway i gues it was somewhat funny. better lucknext time

  • Si es q los calcetines blancos con zapatos negros no traen buena suerte

  • Where is this place ??? Is it Brazil ? I like the slam, haahah

  • What the hell? Are those wooden shoes?

  • wow

    

  • Apparently hes never rode a dirtbike

  • its called the brake!!!!!

  • hahahah everyones laughin there but off unitl he hits the truck hahaha

  • lol kid can barely kick it

  • Hey. Thats my bike