Letterman - Top Ten Things U2 Has Learned Over The Years

[sillystrawberry7]

I don't know what's better, the Sting joke itself or how Letterman sounds like a dying cat after hearing the joke.

[tk2q]

i was talked a bunch of shit but youtube cut me off and said i can only have so many letters so im just gonna say it short letterman is a fucking faggot fuck him die of aids and u2 got aids from letterman or vise versa who cares fucking faggots die i hate you

[sweetpotata8697]

Can you believe that Bono's worth more than Ringo Starr? Bono's net worth is $900 million, and Ringo's is only $250 million. He's also worth more than all of the other members of the Beatles, by a lot. It's not that I don't love Bono to death, but seriously, worth more than the Beatles? That's some crazy shit.

[ivanraikov]

@sweetpotata8697 I don't care if Bono worth more I still think the beatles are 1st and U2 is 2nd in my private list of favourite band :D

[sweetpotata8697]

@ivanraikov

I definitely agree with you, of course the Beatles are first! Beatles are always first, they're the best of all time! That's why I thought it was so insane that Bono's worth more than them. I mean, I like Bono and everything, but it just blew my mind that the Beatles were worth less than him. Just a weird fact is all! (:

[1AceDeuce]

I don't care if you're ready to rock lol

[SeventhSun]

Getting rid of U2 and Bono is pro-bono work.

It's true.

[kikomiko1]

Goddamn I hate Letterman. I wish he would just shut the fuck up with his stupid comments. "Oh really? That's surprising."

[LoveNeden]

#1 should have been "we're breaking up" and then the confetti drops.

[Niesha18C]

i love how they all say accent the same at the end!!

[bemiliea]

ITS NEVER TO SOON TO START WORKING ON A PHONY IRISH ACCENT! ...with a perfect accent :)

[theplourde]

Edge's face said: "Yeah america...and Sting...Take that...I went there" 

[theplourde]

ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO START WORKING ON A PHONY IRISH ACCENT!

[mircea1910]

at the number 2 spot, Adam says "it's never too late" instead of "it's never too soon" did anyone catch that?

[bemiliea]

@mircea1910 yeah thats true!

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@mircea1910: That's gramatically correct!!! Never too late, not never too soon...

Anyway...

[vdeferens]

@PhilipTheBigOne Depends how you look at the joke. I took it that the joke was that they aren't really Irish at all, and they thought very early in their careers they should develop an Irish accent. So in that case, "never too soon" would be correct.

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@vdeferens: You may be right. I tend to use the phrase "Better late than never" a lot though... Maybe that's why "Never too late" sticks to my mind easier...

[Foolbird]

"And you give yourself away..."

[JVoH4god]

laughed soo hard at number 6 :D

[61SGman]

9. i can relate to that so much

[reneeanddewayne8]

Omg...at the end, Letterman totally makes U2 look like 4 little midgits!!!! Hahaha. Still <3 them :)

[luckyold317]

@reneeanddewayne8 I think they prefer to be called leprechauns

[vdeferens]

@reneeanddewayne8 Yeah, true, 4 phenomenally rich, famous and powerful midgets.

[bobdy9988]

@cullyvan Take it easy man they're both good

[PhilipTheBigOne]

No.8: More like U2be!!!

[reptilianskin]

bono looks shorter here than i remember him.

[sweetpotata8697]

hilarious(:



[angelsoulblade]

Did one of them say 'it's never too late' instead of 'it's never too soon' with the one about the irish accent?

[dieguiringo]

@angelsoulblade hahaha yes bono says it's never to soon

[angelsoulblade]

@dieguiringo Oy. He's getting old. :D

[BobMillahhh]

number 9... I suck at real guitar.

[Deanbass77]

@BobMillahhh Damn right, I thought I was the only one that noticed.

[jiriya101]

tap 6 repeatedly lol

[hawke1911]

No. 5 The Best

[gerry14miami]

WHO THINKS THIS ASSHOLE IS FUNNY? AMERICANS HAVE NO SENCE OF GOOD HUMOR WHEN YOU HAVE THIS SHIT ON TV... YOU SUCK

[klavoz2]

N0 u suck

[VioletDiva]

THE EDGE IS SUCH A CHEEKY BASTARD!!!! ;D

[DavidJHilt]

I thought the number one thing U2 learned was that "Some countries have lower income taxes than Ireland" :P

[JoyC666]

@DavidJHilt

And proud of that fact , lmao, people , come to holland! Its tax heaven here!

[alexfjord]

I like them cause they're the size of leprechauns !

[BruiserKnux]

What a mediocre band.

[chompypunk890]

@BruiserKnux Does anybody cares about what his guy think?? NO?? Thank you!!

[BruiserKnux]

@chompypunk890 You obviously do.  Thanks for caring.

[chompypunk890]

@BruiserKnux Anytime.

[chompypunk890]

@BruiserKnux Anytime.

[lester5192]

r.i.p. the edge

[xlambxofxruinx]

was that satch in the pit? lol

[kimonui]

I don't think letterman ever is or was "ready to rock". nor knows how if his show depended on it.

[mariomoncole103]

And the award for most enthusiastic top-ten U2 performer goes to... Larry.

[MissChanandelerBong]

I am a huge U2 fan but I sometimes confuse Adam and Larry with each other! Larrylooks like an Adam to me!! :)

[SummernlightningUSA]

If You like Irish rock like this, We are an american band with a singer born in County Tipperary Ireland and we want to share our music with You. Go to our channel here by clicking on the blue word to Your left and tell us what You think- Mike and Eric, Summer and Lightning

[californiacamera]

Very funny, the Sting reference was hilarious. They weren't unhappy doing this, we were just seeing them in a line-up, and they aren't used to being in a line-up, but their lines were funny and well-delivered.

[st8laise]

They all looked unhappy doing this, as in, "this is stupid, but we owe dave for some stupid bet we lost, so we're doing it"

[torrymarrs]

WANKER FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS! PISS OFF!

[HungryVermilingua]

They also learn how to avoid paying taxes in Ireland.

[diekontrolleure]

@HungryVermilingua hahah so true

[msmusic4evr]

Melted cheese really does taste good on practically everything.

[JMJT8D219]

Sooo.... I can't watch this because the ad isn't loading.....Thanks Youtube!

[caradenus]

It could be that I don't watch enough Letterman, that is, any Letterman (Which I think is the right amount) but damn U2 does not look excited or amused whatsoever.

[Jman0104]

Is it weird that the only person i know from U2 is Bono???

[lazzaronico]

@Jman0104 yeah, it is weird...you're a fucking ignorant

[rcameronswindsor]

@Jman0104 Not really, I guess you should know The Edge, but let me know what type of music you listen to so I can give you a better idea.

[Tomsouthrock]

very cool Dave..........

[WatchMyAwesomeVideo2]

I like how The Edge goofs up his line "Uncool Name: Sting"

[BurntRiverJR]

hahahahahah what? hahahah

[Europe1992]

2:51 ADAM !!!

[alynmearns]

If you love U2, you'll love winedarksea's version of Mysterious Ways

[tb0ne1989]

please tell me the name of the song that was playing at the end!! please o please!!

[nananyoung]

@tb0ne1989 it's called "get on your boots"

[zeppelinrising]

are or did the edge and sting used to fight or something?

[ajaxrulzz]

@zeppelinrising No it's just a inside U2 joke,

[MrSpudboy100]

what a load of shite !!

[qmeche123]

The better band was playing as U2 walked out.

[stormtrooper571]

@qmeche123  dont be hating

[Christlovesanimals]

@qmeche123 and the better statement was made by a two year old instead of you.

[BORNTORUNANDALIVEMAN]

I don't get #4

[Tucayo10]

I really laughed when Adam said "Even my family asks, are you Larry or Adam?" XD

[silendt]

@Tucayo10 troll ;)

[ZachValkyrie]

@Tucayo10 ...or was it Larry who said that?

[Tucayo10]

@ZachValkyrie we'll probably never know

to those who don't know, it is sarcasm. I perfectly know it's Larry Mullen who said that

[ryanspeed]

Relax everyone...I'm sure Sting laughed it off also!

[Truthiness231]

@ryanspeed Yeah, almost certainly... and even then, who cares if he did? He might as well change his name to "Stung"; his career is so over-the-hump at this point... (I know, old joke... still apt isn't it? ^.^)

[thelotrlovr]

well. done, the edge. it was funnier than it would have as the itch

[xxleandraxx1]

GODS

[cwongchung]

hahaha, I suck at Guitar Hero.

[sebbe91]

haha! i love Pauls reaction at #5 xD

"WAIT A SECOND!!"

[Benninator69]

why does the #1 thing always have to do with letterman

[Truthiness231]

@Benninator69 Because anyone that does gets to add community service for the elderly to their list of accomplishments. U2 can't stop being humanitarians first and foremost.

[dingo48307]

Hilarious!

[mysterycity]

Pulled a ZZ Top entrance! Man, they have been around a long time. Loved the Sting zinger. I'm with the Edge, that's certain. Both their music have gotten soft as they've gotten older, but Sting is just ridiculous now. Loved the Police, but even they couldn't hack Sting.

[BaronM]

@mysterycity

Actually it's a famous Beatles pose.

[mysterycity]

@BaronM Oh, right. I have the album! Must be asleep these days -or my memory has just flunked out. Thank you.

[MrLuvthem80s]

U2 is awesome!

[embeleshow]

somehow, number 9 was too hilarious. The way The Edge kinda goes downcast like he's ashamed of it when he is a reallife guitar hero. Good on the boys for playing to this

[bitterclinger100]

Letterman is a friggin' knob.

[ronensig]

5675675757 0:50

[3M00RI]

incase you wondered. Sting is the stage name of the singer gordon sumner.

thumps up so people can see, or not who cares.

[hrothgleas]

It's possible Sting is even more pretentious than Bono.

Not likely, but possible.

[Terryodo2]

I can't remember what was said exactly, but Sting once insulted Bono and the Edge back in the early 80's. They haven't seen eye to eye since.

[K0S0s]

I love U2 But it hurts me to watch them age over the years... I rember When Live at Redrocks the album came out and edge missed a note so they didnt have that song live...

[deathtaketheneonazis]

@FemaleSingle7383 i take it that means your not so single

[Caxsy]

Number 1 all the way!! Haha

[K0S0s]

what happen to with #5? I dont get it

[MrUnidyne]

@K0S0s There's a "friendly rivalry" between the two.

[K0S0s]

@MrUnidyne HAHA lol I love thouse guys

[SWAT616]

Sting just got stung.

[lundehund44]

any time Bono is standing in front of a camera reading it's painful.

[TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS]

They seem really uncomfortable doing this.

[spmrulez]

Adam has great fashion sense

[ashcarl116]

"they think we're youtube" "a lot of people think l'm the guy you sang with cher". when I overheard this I was rolling. 

[HowlingWolf518]

2:11

That is a BURN... or is it a Sting?

[vanessacpc2010]

very funny! they are all so handsome and also they have very nice voices... the best joke was edge's over sting... hahahaha

[Giantsrule9127]

wow a whole 94 people actully care about sting

[thejonte1]

it's never too soon to start working on a phony irish accent ... u2 is the best

[TheGavio93]

looks like Dave doesn't like Sting. GOOD MAN!

[Kobeownzu81]

i love the police and sting is a pretty cool name. not as good as the edge though. even if you love the police cmon thats just funny shit

[StarSeeker94]

@Kobeownzu81 same here :)

[reg12269]

@Kobeownzu81 sting will kick his arse!

[PLBIV]

lovin larry's creepers

[onionmon]

haha this is one of the better top 10s

[FenderJPRickFreak]

@3:16: Does someone say: It's never too late?

[alongcomesthewind]

go Edge!!!!!!!!!

[homerunhitters]

The only person Edge is jealous of is Sting!

[Seana1Ford]

I love the way Bono talks :) sooo hot lol

[NathiLuke]

92 PEOPLE like sting... kkk

[NathiLuke]

kkkkkkk aaa u2... eu amo eles *-* lol uowwww u2.... i love him *-*

im suck at guitar hero. *-*

edge so cutie, wrong *-* adam so HOT! larry so pretty... and bono, oooh bono... you're still perfect!! <3

[googenshlagen]

Too bad Sting is way cooler.

[Kingrob30]

Uncool name Sting....BURN! LMAO

[SomeRandomCat]

DAM THEIR OLD LOL

[ConnorTaylorBP]

2:14 .... Oh he's gonna kill me ..

[AugieDog6]

#11: uncool band: U2. even more uncool musical artist: Sting.

[Emoidiot187]

XD This was good LMAO REALLY good XD

[fenderguitargirl]

Hahahaha :D

Bono's like: "Oh man, Sting's gonna kill ya!"

XD

[thegorillasnake]

When did Larry stop aging?

[TreachMarkets]

Sting! Ha!

[SunySher]

this is one of the funniest lists!

[dillpickle5390218]

haha I didn't get 10. or 5. tho 

[252Dazz252]

lo atl ppl sending videos to U2 think it's Youtube. XD

[KITCHENOFDISTINCTION]

One thing I've learnt is will never buy anything by this lot again after googling Bono & Tax & reading the Belfast Telegraph 25/02/09.

[deweypug]

number 11 - Bono wishes he could have had a voice like Michael Stipe... (REM was so much better of a band)

[HolaDeco]

@deweypug Troll.

[alliwanttosay1]

@deweypug They're different, don't try to compare them.

[ryrodye]

As you read this, Sting is throwing darts at a picture of the Edge...

[Rawk4Life]

Why would he do that? Sting wasn't as skilled at the electric guitar like The Edge is.

[GrimmShadowsII]

I agree with number 4 Melted cheese does taste good on practically everything

[DKViola]

"I suck at guitar hero"

[RobertELee01]

Did they just do the Van Halen thing?

[Hinterfotzich]

STING IS BEST YOU DUMB MOFU!!!

;D only joking, edge is ok. BUT STING IS BEST!!!

[meccaturbo]

Letterman, the quintessential not-funny retarded loser.

[MikebRefingBasketbal]

I felt # 8 was the best ONE:

Dumb people send us Videos all the time. They think we are "You Tube"...

[HybridWaterMan2]

hahahaha- Funny. One of the better top ten lists for sure

[davec3487]

Are U2 band members midgets?

[MedicAlv1]

@davec3487 not entirely but bono's 5'7''-5'8''. so edge or larry being the tallest is 5'9''-5'10''. so yeah not very tall.

[juutuubify]

@MedicAlv1 Actually,Larry is the smallest,he looks tallest because of the 10cm soles his shoes have.Adam is tallest,Edge is in the middle,then Bono.

[TheGavio93]

@davec3487 no. they're irish

[PubChick23]

Sometimes when we shout "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" I don't really care if you're ready to rock. <--- awesome.

[NOcomunismo92]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO, "I suck at Guitar Hero", The Edge's face!!

[blad995]

Blame Jay for Conan not Letterman

[LandsEbb]

That possibly made my life.

[tbonbrad]

awsome line from edge.

stings pissed

[katieincolorado]

I love It, it was hilarious. "Sting" lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.

[rosenberg011]

AWESOME PRODUCT IN THE ADD.... IM GOING TO BUY THE FUCKING THING NOWWWW

[12u2rocks]

@rosenberg011 ME TOOOOOOO

[AltRockAddict]

I'm a Bonogirl but mannnnn The Edge is TOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

[nathan82206]

0:00 fuck adds

[eatdogshitforlunch]

wat eva

[bargainmom]

I've always had an insane crush on Larry, so for him to make that joke was too funny!

[tiranchula]

So Sassy & Sexy! Real Men, I say!

[poops1]

man, letterman is a fuckin dumbass,all he does is repeat what the guest previously says as if he is somehow clarifying the point..... douche lol

conan's shit has more talent than dumbass letterman

[marc08110]

@poops1 EVEN THOUGH HE HAD U2 ON.....LETTERMAN STILL SUCKS....I WANT MY CONAN BACK........

[LaurenMacMusic]

GODS!

[dxvolt]

this guys are big and cool and way acessible and simple persons. Amazing