Russell Peter - Chinese Accent - Be A Man

[t4j2k0]

russel is the funniest

[KeysTiffany]

that's funnyXD

[mallang007]

71 chinese disliked the video

[MKWiiHackerChaos]

@mallang007 lool

[justiiinnnb20111998]

american comedy is so shit

[svelonta]

You racist wahahahaha

[harkonxbleach777]

im hilarious and i find the video asian

[MKWiiHackerChaos]

@harkonxbleach777 or i'm asian and i find the video hilarious DERP

[Tonestire]

why would you laugh at this

[taoh780]

Accent of a Cantonese speaker

[afgrocks123]

Pee a mann! hahaha

[hevele]

pee a men

[TheZerkpureSky]

I chinese'd this, and im liked.

[MatrixPrisoner]

Chinesse in Italy are like that is SOO funny and so True

[CiciTube2010]

the Chinese man must be from HongKong or Canton Province

[deeporc]

240p, we meet again

[seventhmetro]

I'm chinese, and this may be racist but truly funny

[weird519]

how are there only this many comments

[MegaTotaldestruction]

that's 50 cents then u have u 50 cents and then u have ur dollar

[SarahStrawberrii]

Wow! Thats a nice potato you recorded this with!

[zizo8447]

hey he sounds like that guy from ownage prank call (raged asian)

[ESJHONMLS]

His funny hahaha

[azncoder]

Hahaha, he does a better Chinese accent than I do and I'm Chinese-American.

[chickensaurusrex711]

@azncoder cool story bro

[coolwael]

we meet again 240p ...

[Criminal110s]

I want to know what means about the "XD",i am asian

[ataraxic89]

@Criminal110s Really? It is s laughing face. The X is someones eyes squinting and the D is their mouth wide open laughing really hard. XD See?

[Criminal110s]

@ataraxic89 thanks. i see

[Beevan29]

THIS IS SOOOO FRICKING TRUE!

[MKWiiHackerChaos]

@Beevan29 ikr

[VFXSFXDUDE]

is it just me who didn't find this funny?

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

@VFXSFXDUDE probably...

[Mush474]

@VFXSFXDUDE yep, just you :)

[BlackcountrySalvage]

Can somebody upload with better sound quality.

[rickyccy2011]

This is Cantonese accent, not the Mandarin accent.

[rickyccy2011]

This is Cantonese accent, not the Mandarin accent.

[chaiyuencct]

he sounds like peter chao :O



[lovelypillowface]

best asian accent coming from a chinese person XD

[AsdasPro7]

@lovelypillowface you know his not chinese right? or you were just joking?

[lovelypillowface]

@AsdasPro7 i meant coming from me a chinese person :) i obviously know he's not asian

[mrmrlovemeself]

61 people cannot "be a man"

[TheTubeTrooper]

funny stuff

[ImperfectApplePie]

yes, they always give the best price :DD

[chisty92]

=)), great.........................­...

[ryuuseiSoul]

"I can't sell you thirty dollars. You come tomorrow, I close down"

Omg I hear that EVERY TIME a bargain is attempted xD

in cantonese~

[ngazoncrack]

this show was probably his funniest because his later work sucked

[Pruneinei]

I can't sell you thirty dollars you come tmrw i close down LOLOL. I crack so hard i feel off my chair.

[ElEy269]

FUCK NEW YOUTUBE :!

[Jtune14]

ahhhhhhhhhhh 240 ppp we meet agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[wxl1019]

omg this is cantonese accent!

[dude11781178]

i like this but its not very accurate u can literally walk up to an chinese person in china and go from 150 dollars to 10 dollars. they say no in the begining you walk away and they like wait wait wait wait!!!!

[koolkidup]

Did he say pacific mall? Cause i live near there? ;D It's somewhere in Canada XD

[imazuper]

Aha, we meet again 240p

[banodoship]

240 fucking p, youve got to hate it

[Francis7969]

im chinese n i lmfao xD

[MsJeanate]

u gud!

[kara12348]

pacific mall!!! ~ <3

[Magikarp101]

yeah!!!! us chinese r cheap like hell!!!!

[MrAlexander6666]

茨厂街...==

[warsilver99]

Russell Peters is a genius.

[gazchao]

that is typical contonese english accent.

[Bouncybon]

@gazchao You're right - Russell Peters does a perfect impression of a Chinese trader speaking English. It's done with affection and empathy. Nice sketch.

[Ranjan580]

LMao

[03livingthelife23]

i liked it right when he said be a man. LAWLZ

[Georgito555]

funny.

[VZXFG15]

I hate comedy videos in 240p. The laughter and applause sounds like an iPhone playing music in a bowl of water in a microwave. But in other words Russell Peters is brilliant.

[kaianuvis91]

@VZXFG15 how the hell do you know how that???? O.o

[TheRibbedOne]

@VZXFG15 The "p" only determines the video quality, not the audio quality.

[tarun1982]

laughing at the Chinese is okay but we Indian people need to acknowledge the fact that the Chinese are far far superior than us.. and as a nation they are soo far ahead that they'll be past the US in a short time from now and, compared to them, we might as well be Africa.. we need to acknowledge their superiority and maybe that will wake us up

[MrMajestic98]

@tarun1982 probably one of the dumbest comments I've read in a while. It has nothing to do with which nation is superior or not. If you are talking about the Chinese economy's success for the past decade, then you must also understand that the political structure for both countries differ. There are things China can do that India maybe unable to do. While democracy has its setbacks, there are lots of other advantages too. In the upcoming months and years, you will start seeing negative aspects.

[tarun1982]

@MrMajestic98 oh ok so Mr. wise guy counts on the "negative aspects" and calls me dumb just because i respect their positive aspects... It's kinda like the arab world that thinks Allah will put the fear of Islam into every "infidel" on the planet and convert him to a muslim. Or Pakistanis counting on India's doom. See the similarities?... Now if you think respecting the success of another nation is "dumb", it's precisely naive people like you that's the reason for us having "setbacks".

[tarun1982]

@MrMajestic98 OMG lol i only now (after reading my previous comment fully) realised that you DONT THINK they are ahead of us while the whole planet can see it! HAHA... and you call me dumb!! PERFECT!! You know what?.. Not acknowledging the success of another person is not only usually a mindset that leads to failure but its also a mindset that does not deserve any success.

now when u look at rational people and see that their views dont suit your "wishful thinking" you obviously wont like it.

[MsMohamednouri]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh

[DesertFawn]

@TheRainbowRibbons DOHOHO YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL I WISH I WAS AS RICH AS YOU YOU HANDSOME DEVIL ev e)b

[IUTaeWooyoang]

@belinda12346 lol have some sense of humor. I'm asian and i find this funny. because its true. It's not like hes saying it as a bad way.

[InternalMind]

@IUTaeWooyoang but you gotta admit he's not very good at the accent, i hear better accents from idiots who do the "FI DOLLA FI DOLLA FUKI SUKI" impressions.

[cityisonfire1]

@InternalMind actually hes pretty good at it

[InternalMind]

@cityisonfire1 by saying he's actually good at it do you mean he's good at watching bruce lee movies? lol

[adumbbrunch]

@TheRainbowRibbons ahhh...the newest comment everyone steals!

[MrEmoji]

fuck you "240p we meet again" commenter.. you're on every bloody 240p channel WITH THE SAME COMMENT!!!! It only works, right.. IF ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU SAW IT LAST!!!! Same goes to you, the "which pixel is [insert title of video]" troll!!! ....jesus.

[winky7575]

@MrEmoji "complaining bitch we meet again" BEE A MAAN

[likefreakinglegit]

hilarious!



[belinda12346]

Chinese people, especially from the southern part of China (like Guangdong, Fujian,Zhejiang), They are good at doing business. I mean it is not their wrong but the business mind. Every business man want to earn money in every deal. It is reasonable and should not be laughed by the others.

[yangtq891204]

To be honest, he is presenting the early Cantonese immigrations from China, which is by far the ugliest people I have ever seen. Chinese people aren't this bad.

[feldman30012]

@yangtq891204 you dont know then? LMAO

[InternalMind]

The shittiest chinese accent ever and crap comedy. only funny for retards, or kids.

[TheSonorama21]

@InternalMind

So you've never heard an authentic Chinese accent. Too bad.

[InternalMind]

@TheSonorama21 umm yes i have because im chinese and my chinese parents talk english when they go shopping so fuck you

[TheSonorama21]

@InternalMind

They must be speaking Mandarin, son.

[verinwold]

@TharrTaw

thats the point



[littlpuppet]

i wish i had a Chinese wife!!!

[9999ALIREZA]

58 people are Chinese

[TharrTaw]

im not a chinese. but tis is racist.

[nellie2581]

Chinese people sell cheap

[prabh432816]

Love this,,, but Bad audio...

[strod3]

lmao

[PengwonH]

I REMEMBER GOING TO THE PACIFIC MALL!! :D

[lmcdragonfly]

sounds like Cantonese..

[miilenamk]

@lmcdragonfly did russell peters teach you that too? haha

[crazyguy126]

Im still proud to be a chinese

[Timpeni]

I liked this, and I'm Chinese XD

[varstamea]

how much? fuhty-faif dawlaz!

[aahmadiii]

HEY!...BE A MAN!

[aahmadiii]

asian guy:$34.50!

russell: 50 cents!!!!

ASIAN: 50 cents is alot of moneyyy! u go somewhere else u save another 50 cent! now u have 1 dollla! then you go to the dollar store and u get something

[obaidCarkey]

Faaaaak the pacific mall!

[drethedawn]

thats not how chinese people sound. the sound like b rad from malibus most wanted yo

[god42069]

@drethedawn You've never even heard a chinese person talk have you you fucking fag? 1 billion of them crazy fucks running around and you say that doesn't sound like them? Stop being a god damn Virgin and go get laid you fucking cock sniffer.

[god42069]

@drethedawn Oh btw, your brother's a fucking faggot too. I fucked his asshole last night you petter puffin dick sniffer. BE A MAN! (ANY POWER! (thats not black)

[drethedawn]

@god42069 lmao good one! i dont even have a comeback for that one b rad

[aznbread31]

i'm Chinese. my parents just sold our 2nd restaurant. they're exactly like that! xD

[ren1330435281]

i am a Chinese，this video is funny，hahahaha

[limegan1]

ITS SO FUNNY!

(IT'S SO FLUFFY!)

[Purenesszz]

HEY!! BE A MAN DO THE RIGHT THING!

I love that word XD

[onzku]

be a man and film with something else than a potato

[tradetor]

wow,he have the better Chinese Accent than me

[MollaiTang]

BE A MAN, Do DA RIGHT DING LOL

[2012Hani]

they are not a humen 49 :)

[nothingsofargain]

PEE A MAN

[Mel007ize]

@TheRainbowRibbons

lol

[s852823]

BE a man!!

[mrlmfao1011]

pe a man!

[SomedaysDreamersBC]

LOL judging by the comments here he should scrap the Chinese accent and just imitate people on youtube trolling over his videos LOL.

[wogjoey]

he is the best!

[waldy0011]

@wogjoey You're right. He shows the world his real IQ <25, not more.

[beohel]

come singapore, the chinese here are more like can't give bargain, and cannot live without the bargain.

[IamTrollNot]

@beohel Fuckin a man, have u been to sim lim, even if they give u a disc its only coz its broken to begin with



[ilobe2xm]

cantonese accent+singlish，not really Chinese guys prounce that way

[MegaRandomBlogger]

LMAO love russel peters

[PhantomAct]

Indians so not funny... get a job being Doctor or Engineer!

[ChineseGuyInMelody]

Just a black monkey of an inferior race, so what?..

[pinkunojoandes]

hahaha! This is hilarious! Actually Chinese people also cannot live without a bargain!XD When buying things, Most of the Chinese people loves to bargain as well!

[LordYaoi]

Russell Peter, yeah..real Indian. Also unfunny.

[danniatyt]

it's definitely the Cantonese accent :p

[DannyV1991]

like a sum boad e

[flautist02]

BE A MAN u must be swift as a coarsing river

BE A MAN with all the force of a great tiphoon

BE A MAN with all the strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the dark side of THE MOOOOOOONNN

Chinese Pride -____-

[camiheartzacnskating]

LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY PROFESSOR

[zzfinance]

that's the shitty Cantonese english, as well as Vietnamese english, but for sure not Chinese english. chinese english is much more funnier than this! :)

[SacSick]

30 today 35 tommarow wtf stupid asians

[snsdlove24]

Then fine, I stand corrected :) I hope you stand corrected to yours as well

[MDkid1]

Isn't working with each other working together? lol

[BlueAppleChu]

still watching this in 2011 ;)

[candlefire1]

you have

[Apoorv12345ify]

I was visualizing Leslie Chow in the vid!!!!

[Venkman007]

AH SO! RUSSO PETAHS EES FUNNY MAN!

[wingchunaddict4288]

Tàu Khựa accent!

[MissZumba100]

@Redemption1338 I don't know why she's taking it so seriously, maybe she has nothing better to do with her life or she's a psychopath :) lol

[irene85903]

笑死了。

[goldmoutdog19]

the sound quality sucks



[yulaw31]

sounds like vietnamese accent haha

[nrehm092]

i'm sueing everybody~!!

[evilgeniusg2]

you save 50 cents here then you go somewhere else and save another fifty cents now you have a DOLLAR!

[SkateObsession]

ah. 240p. we meet again.

[Darkangel22134]

Merp. This is how my Great aunt talks in English. It makes me sigh.

[Zastuupidguy]

this is CANTO accent

[vanizorc]

LMAO! His Chinese accent is spot on!

[nadeerag]

42 dislikes are from Chinese

[MissZumba100]

I can't actually be bothered with Bubblegal anymore...ciao! and No, I won't be apologising as you made nasty comments to my race too...so, I will stop 'cos I have bigger fish to fry, but I won't expect an apology from you even though I deserve one too. Thanks

[mithashini08]

hahahahhaha cool ur so funny

[jejuboy1]

Hi XxBuBbLeGaLXx.................­.....I'm still here! Did you get a new dildo? Since NOTHING else will touch your hammered pussy. Are you still getting a smelly finger on ur own muff..........................­...ha ha ha ha ha ha, let me know how ur doing. YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Later snatch ; O

[atmosFEARicPressure]

@jejuboy1 Hi, that is an insult and you will be sued for cyber insult\verbal abuse and\or sexual inappropriate comments. Screenshots have been taken and the police will be notified.

[T1memaster2]

@atmosFEARicPressure

You cant sue someone for comments made on youtube you freaking idiot.

[atmosFEARicPressure]

@T1memaster2 You are one. Look on the international scale.

[XxBuBbLeGaLxX]

@jejuboy1 Don't be too happy yet . I have already taken a screenshot of all your personal messages and all your comments . I am ready to send the screenshots to the police .

[T1memaster2]

@XxBuBbLeGaLxX

This isn't communist china our laws work a little differently. You cant just sue anyone who insults you online. Crybaby.

[XxBuBbLeGaLxX]

@T1memaster2 Yes . (: We can sue someone insulting me like how @jejuboy1 insults me , just to let you know . Simply by taking a screenshot and sending to the police , the police will be notified of this matter and will act accordingly .

[T1memaster2]

@XxBuBbLeGaLxX

The police have better things to do than deal with crybaby little girls like you. Also you antagonized them and kept responding.

[XxBuBbLeGaLxX]

@T1memaster2 Oh you're wrong (: The Singapore police will deal this matter accordingly , not like your country's , just take things lightly . Well , I didn't say anything rude about this video that make people want to be hostile to me , I just commented that I have flagged this video , and there they are , scolding and insulting me .. Well , I kept responding because I stand firmly on my ground . What about you ? Coming over here to join in the argument when it's over . LOL .

[MissZumba100]

@T1memaster2 Well said...thankyou. I just gave up with her 'cos in her head she's standing her ground but to me, she's patronising, insulting and threatening people on here and she probably thinks she can get away with it 'cos she's a girl. She claims she didn't say anything wrong about my country (she did) and now she's just written in your reply "not like your country's" so she's doing it to you too....just let her argue by herself.

[MissZumba100]

@T1memaster2 I'm wondering if she's seen the recent video of a 2 year old girl in her country get run over TWICE (the people driving SAW the girl but carried on) and have 20 PEOPLE WALK PAST HER BLEEDING IN THE STREET. And she's bothered by some comedian making fun of an accent which she claims is portraying "hatred" to her people. Sad people we have here eh? LOL...:D

[snsdlove24]

@MissZumba100 excuse me but I would like to clarify that the 2 year old girl case is in CHINA. XxBuBbLeGaLxX is from SINGAPORE. These are two different countries and do you know there is something called the Singapore Chinese, which is different from the China citizens. So please get your facts straight because I do not like that you think Singapore is the country that has that case. And she is also right in the fact that you CAN sue somebody from online comments in Singapore. Thank you

[MissZumba100]

@snsdlove24 Can I clarify something also? It wasn't me who said she can't sue somebody for online comments. Please get YOUR facts straight too. :) Thanks Have a nice day :)

[MzMeaghanB]

@MissZumba100 you are very nice.no one ever just tells people to have a nice day nowadays. :)

[jacoon910308]

why dun everyone open other youtube links and read their comment? without fail, mojority of ppl are scolding and cursing each other because they simply insult others. why must they stereotype and perceive 1 being as a collective group? why can't we just say, I DUN THINK SO instead of " no u F*** shit, u and ur ppl are so stupid like.........." to tell u 2 down there, both of u seems childish from the view point of the WORLD. PLZ BE OPEN MINDED and dun get offended just by 4 alphabets. OK? THANKS

[jacoon910308]

i mean, isn't this wat we learnt when we start our first day of school? to answer the qs in a proper manner?

ok, u then want to argue and say, "he start first"

but it takes a fool to follow a fool

so who do you want to be? a fool following a fool's words and retaliating using the fool's word? or a genius and retaliate using proper answer and manners that make the fool look and realised that he is indeed a fool?

go ahead and think before u start a fight.

FIY. this video is for ENTERTAINMENT! =D

[jacoon910308]

they can simply debate by saying

Person A:" this promotes hatred, don't you think so?"

person B: " No it doesn't, this is made on PURPOSE for the sake of entertainment, this is just a clip but at the begining of this Show, it is already stated that views of the comedians might and will be offensive to some people but it is just a Joke for entertainment. he doesn't just tease chinese, he teases his races as well"

Now doesn't that solve the problem instead of diverting it to animal cruelty ?

[jacoon910308]

After reading the commentS given by those two(below my comments), i find that the reason ppl start a fight is not because they are debating or arguing, debating and arguing is good to generate idea, and learn better which FIY is good... but the reason they started fighting and cursing is because every comment at the end comes with an insult... i wonder why can't they debate in a proper manner?