Funny Artie Lange Songs

[Zastrus]

The songs about heroin and jokes are kinda messed up, but it's the Stern show... guess theres no such thing as below the belt.

Sure make fun of him being fat and taking a load on the chest, but the drugs were a real problem that almost lead to his suicide. But at this time i guess they never though of that...

Hope he comes back to the show!

[grgmys]

Damn, I just realized I had never seen pre-2007 Artie before watching this video.

[jpcgpc]

seen art last night look for him on radio but not with howard..........

[chimproller]

F Artie - bring back Jackie!

[Limited305]

We all miss you Artie,

hope you come back when you're doing better man

[spliter227]

Artie was on the radio last night with Nick De Paulo,he said it would be great to be on the show again....Come back to the show Artie, Howard your "Bro" needs you! oh and F sirius....

[Gonk]

@spliter227 for real omg, I hope Howard brings him back but they will have to make fun of his suicide attempt I'm not sure if he can handle it all over again lol.

[lxFullMetal]

@Gonk

I dont think the show would be healthy for him to do nothing is off limits on that show. If he ripped on someone hard then they would resort to bringing up the suicide attempt that would really effect him.

[baddyr]

@Gonk howard just puted a respons to what artie sed on howard tv he can't get him becaus no one can controlle that Kid i can pm you the link if i find it .

[tony450000]

We miss you Artie please come back to the show!!!

[iamtheeast]

almost forgot how much artie made me laugh on the hss. miss u artie. FIRE!

[FluCKoff5]

I miss artie, the show was 1000x better than it is now

[killustrator]

i love yucko's song

[HandyMan101]

I'm sorry but I'm kinda convinced that the show isn't good for artie.

[thabomb1]

Who is the girl singing in a few of the songs?

[jcamps123]

I miss Artie so much. I hope that he comes back at least for a little bit before the show goes off the air. Get better Artie

[mayberrymitchell]

Artie will never b a regular on hss. he will come back as a guest !!!

[VinnieFavalesnutsack]

3:59 is hilarious! The little girl pointing and yelling "F - U"

[GrandFunker]

this vi makes me wonder if he's any less funny without the weight and drugs...

[MrPing1000]

ARTIES A FAT FUCKER WEIGHS 283!

[porpus99]

The last picture of the comparison between Artie during 2005 and 2007 should be updated. Artie recently did a comedy show that i saw, and he looks the way he did in 2005. He is thin, and off drugs once and for all i have heard. The reason he has not returned to the show yet i think is because he is still working shit out, and does not want to hurt his friends. I heard that artie may go onto the show and explain himself in the future but no date has been set as of yet.

[mnkycmkydu]

@porpus99 How was the comedy show? I hope he makes it back, the HSS is so hard to listen to without him

[porpus99]

@mnkycmkydu The show was amazing. Artie is still a fun mother fucker, but the best part was seeing Artie in such great condition. Lost alot of weight, looks almost like he did when he first joined the HSS.

[thraxman]

Artie!!! Oh how we miss ye!

[shamama23]

hahahahahaha omg this is great

[619wrestling]

best song ever 1:03

[jakyll]

get well artie

[Heyooooo007]

Vending machine is my favorite, cracks me up everytime

[wilcox24]

what is the pancake song a parody of?

[CynixBox]

@wilcox24 Bonnie Tyler "It's a Heartache"

[canadianblaster09]

The man is still alive and well! FIRE!

[celo317]

Dam makes me miss Baby G even harder

[TheErictheactor]

The Abba song is EPIC!

[2TSA]

Does anyone have the On the Road Again parody about Artie and heroin?

[BadRonald69]

"Why Can't We Be Friends"... not sure the artist

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

@BadRonald69 i think smashmouth

[katey1dog]

Yucko WIN!

COME BACK ARTIE!!!

[flyershockey17]

arite loves pancakes.... whats the real song?

[Pilert]

@flyershockey17 I think it's It's a hard day with Bonnie Tyler.

[Pilert]

@flyershockey17 I mean heart ache.

[cuddlyz16]

what is the second song? like the real name

[kinneary]

What's the second song original song?

[bbv001]

@KCArmstrongXIV when he "cums" back? wow, you obviously have jizz on your mind faggot

[bbv001]

so glad this fat fuck is off the show...

[undisputedgreatest]

Yucko's is awesome.

[pos8520]

I miss Artie?

My fav song is....... atrie snorts heroin. Very CLOSE 2nd Artie loves the vending Machine.

[jordanv78]

Artie took a cum shot is one of the best stern songs eva!

[mistrbrwn]

The first one is genius

[GOLFFAN93]

get well i miss the guy that laughs at everything and nobody does jeff the drunk as good as u:)))

[Jinky1888]

Hope you are getting well Artie,, you baby gorilla

[HookahDancer420]

Stern sucks without Artie!Why did you try to kill yourself ya fat bastard!

[kalpal67]

i'm pretty sure rhe reason is NOT comments like that

[shawnwrites]

oh man this makes me miss artie so much.

[Justinbacca]

HE'S FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Brilliant

[nita723]

artie loves pancakes kill's me everytime

[Y2JFAN811]

"he can't even see his cock when he pees, thats not true"

[stevenshain]

get well art

[Jikario2]

The yucko song was the best.

[zool43]

The Abba vending machine takes it.

[bong4200000]

yukos song killed it hands down hahha fuckin great............ artie loves pancakes is a close second

[Lvduggo69]

No no ! Your mom sucks ! And she swallow's to ! Gulp ! Robble Robble !

[powerblue1]

fat tub of whale shit...the best

[foodiedave]

"Artie Loves Pancakes" must be the best parody ever..still cracks me up every time..God bless you Artie, get well, lots of love

[redneckokie]

@foodiedave Artie loves pancakes is really funny! Also love the Artie Vending Machine Song which wasn't in this one.

[Gonk]

the vending machine song is in this vid  :)

[redneckokie]

@Gonk my apologize, Gonk...you are correct, Keep up the good work! Love the Baba Booey songs too!

[amykomatic]

I miss Artie :-( I hope he has a full recovery.

[Nathan97820]

i liked the vending machine song

[Lvduggo69]

I love that yucko horn noise.

[shmayy]

ahhahaha ARTIE TOOKA CUMSHOT, HES FUCKIN GAYYYYYYYYYY

[Lvduggo69]

Artie the fat slob, he took a big cum shot,

Couldn't get a chick soo he sucked a dick now he has a logo shirt.

[stryker7x]

he's fucking gay lol haaaha

[RaiderFunk]

i can't freakin breathe...lol...artie took a cum shot!! lol!!

[drbotanus]

"White hot man glue is what he got"

[SRGots]

Man goo not glue. aahahhaha

[drbotanus]

Same difference. Both hysterical. HAHAHAHAH

No one will ever top Artie's bukake story.

The day Artie became a woman.

[xboxlive6]

Artie took a cum shot.

[drunkenstooge]

Fat junky.

[haymaker710]

FIRE

[bbv001]

a tough guy who says LOL...doesnt seem to really fit. get a life homo

[bbv001]

i know sorry please dont hurt me...you have skull and crossbones so im scared. haha IM SCARED

[wowhornby]

loooooove artie

[bbv001]

love the show, cant stand lange...brings the show down. oh, and ur a real rebel with ur "fuck off" attitude and ur skull and crossbones, i wouldnt ever wanna mess with a badass like u

[bbv001]

good one?

[bbv001]

artie is absolutley horrible on the show and it makes me SICK how he always brags about how much money he makes. the sirius show fucking sucks, another vacation next week.

[babyturtlex]

vending machine cup cakes cookies all filled with creeeeeam

[AtoSVK]

#1. Artie loves pancakes

#2. Artie loves the vending machine

#3. Artie the junkie

[porpus99]

Its to bad he made the Artie Snorts Haroin one shorter

[ddffcX]

i love pancake one

[bbv001]

the artie lange show staring howard stern...the show sucks now

[nuspickle]

Your a talented dude. I love your editing, what software do you use? Listening to Stern for 16 years and hey man......Artie is not that funny. (great guy though.) Suscribe to Gonk!!! Five Stars!!!!!

[ulgusius]

artie wants to look at howards cock rules

[ballzmclongcox]

funny as hell!!!!!!!!

[faithcorinth]

this is great, i love it, to bad howard will be gone soon but thank god for youtube and these great memories

[seatspud]

Yucko the Clown for the win!

[bbv001]

at this point im starting to think any show is better than the stern show. i has gone completely down hill

[2pacbiggie4334]

guessing whos balls are behind the curtain is going downhill?

[nuspickle]

Stop thumbing down this comment. This guys gotta point. With all the "North Shore Animal League" shit and fucking constantly letting Ralph on the air! Enough already! "Hamptons Howie" has got to get his edge back!

[bbv001]

i do...its nice to listen to guys who dont take a fuckin vacation every 2 weeks..ass wipe

[jayhawks25]

the first song is my fav lol

[Ddmatis]

Cause he ate it clean.

[TheFrenchers]

Classic, i love it!!!!  check out "My mommy is OCTO-MOM" on youtube.

[shamama23]

artie the junkie....is sooo sick

[bbv001]

the artie lange showing staring howard stern...the show sucks now

[HappySmok3itis]

well howard isnt what he used to be cant put it all on artie

[1844Freddy]

The 'Artie Loves Pancakes' song has such a weird passion to it. I loves me that song.

[drbotanus]

She is really trying to sound like Bonnie Tyler. Thats why its twelve times as funny.

[smky78]

Love the vending machine song!

[sehoujay]

What the fuck is wrong with you nigga? I enjoy listening to Howard, besides his contract ends in 2 yrs so im trying to savor the last moments. I just wish Artie goes into respiratory arrest or heroin addiction and stops showing up to work.

[bbv001]

you obviously weren't a fan of the old stern show. the classic show. that's okay.

[mattn83]

this is fantastic, artie rules

[sehoujay]

Yeah he ain't even funny! He annoys the heck outta me and the guests!

[DrHeathenScum]

oh go fuck yourself . douche nozzle

[bbv001]

gah i cant understand why people like him on the show...it was so much better with jackie...

[sgyorky]

lol

[bbv001]

artie lange has killed the howard stern show.

[remmos303]

you're a douch

[bbv001]

fuck you homo

[bbv001]

haha douch? sweet spelling faggot

[sdbeachmom]

The Artie Lange cupcake from Crumbs Bakery is AWESOME

[vladster7272]

Agreed i remember listening it on the radio and everyone started sing along lol

[4everWithinU]

cause artie loves pancakes he washes them down with chocolate shakes he's gainng so much god damn weight cause artie loves pancakes

[theschmohawk]

I shit my pants laughing. Artie is the man. Ryan Prince is not.....He fucking gay

[bsouthe]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hard2Handle718]

what a pathetic italian blimp

[DrHeathenScum]

Oh There Must Have Been

Some Chocolate In

That Heroin

He Found

Cause When He Snorted It Up His Nose

His Ass Got Fat And Round

[UsinMyIllusion]

where can i download these?

[moodyjenny86]

Artie takes a lot of shit on this show and it's all for the expense of a good laugh. God bless the man! :D Such a good sport!

[k9feces]

You didn't get the memo? Artie is off limits, you can't tease the baby.

[jandy162]

its a heartache by bonnie tyler

[bigfilmhat]

What is the name of the "pancake" song? The real song?

[RSCII]

ABBA - Dancing Queen

[RSCII]

Whoops - actually I think its Bonnie Tyler - Heartache

[ACDCROCKS135]

No it's Dancing Queen by ABBA

[bbv001]

BUT HIS ASS IS THE SIZE OF A GARAGE

[enriquem2872]

Artie the junkie

Took a load on his chest that's gay

[yummyhoagie]

HAHAH!!!! I love Richard's Foreigner parody, what amazing singing talent.

[beantownjunkie77]

i think the vending machine is the best i heard it the first time they played it on the show i laughed my ass of for a good 5 minutes

[JeRoNyMo]

He's fuckin gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[metsfan1545d]

artie took a cum shot is the best

[airsofter19]

yea the first one is the best

[g5rand]

artie loves pancakes.

[hwillz123]

haha that was hilarious . celebrity fit club would work but theyd never be able to pay him enough.

[jimmytnb]

Ooopppsss my bad *now.....Fucking fag, now go drink some tea and shove some crumpets up your ass

[IrishElite7]

LMFAO Artie took a cumshot. da da dah da dum de dum de dum de dum

[TrillAzzNigguh]

What is the original song that "Artie loves pancakes" go to? It sounds familiar but I'm drawing a blank

[Gonk]

"Nothing but a heartache"

[TrillAzzNigguh]

thanks

[SkywayTA]

Bonnie Tyler - It's a Heartache

[badgersteve1]

artie took a cumshot is the funniest fuckin parody songs of all time.  he's fuckin gaaaayyyyy!

[w1104717]

i agree i love that song.

[usuckbad]

I agree too.its a classic

[strawhataddison]

ive heard all these before and ill still laughing my ass off

[BWare94]

Brilliant on the video synch!

[enriquem2872]

artie snorts heroin artie snorts heroin

[daborn1]

All those pancakes block his asshole...

[bababooeylover]

you robbin his fucking money Ted?

[tovara22]

How long should I wait for the 5 G's Ralph?

[Dannypuck]

Sal is a genius.

[clownbaby83]

artie took a cum shot!

hes fucking gayyyyyyyyy!

best song eva

[bassbaine]

I humbly disagree, mozzarella balls is the best song

[DrHeathenScum]

Artie Love Pancakes

[TheMierArmy]

zero point zero's fiance got banged by BAM!!! hahaha

[starmancp]

ha ha

ZERO point ZERO

[w1104717]

that is hilarious Opie's fiance is in a sex tape. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Zero point zero.

[TheMierArmy]

Zero

Point

Zero

[ohnoesnutnut]

ZERO! POINT! ZERO!

[OjaiRoy]

I think "the vending machine"/dancing queen is excellent, she really sings it well and I wish I had it as an MP3.

[nicotyn]

You guys are a bunch of followers... I'm a fan and download both shows, but must admit that OnA is a lot more funny then stern nowadays especially the xm portion. Stern seems overly produced and perpetual. Oh and the zero point zero is total bs.

Radio wars are soooo 80's

[w1104717]

OMG the first song is hilarious.

[starmancp]

Why are there O&A retards in here anyway? #1 in 34 cities?? Where the hell did you get that from? 2 months in Philly and off the air. I guess that was not one of the 34..

Thanks for this post. I heard the vending machine and pancakes song this week and finally found it here.

[w1104717]

O & A aren't even in the arbitron top 20 which is hilarious, howard has number 1 and 2 spots. Zero point Zero.

[OneWayTV]

FUCK! I swore this would finally be the time I get to hear "Artie loves meatball heroes (with a side of fries)" but still NOTHING! What a tease! I'm NEVER gonna find that one!

[iiducekingz]

wheres the one where artie eats zeppoli tree at a time?