UFC Top 5 Submission Victories

[MrJimbodian]

sell your video camara, give the money to a wino and check out you bell end!

[Ilaalastor]

Eat shit phat boy!!!!Who the fuck are you to give any comment?????

[TheIvandrahgo]

You are the very definition of a tool....

[Milkdrc]

Handsome!

[kumas666]

asshole

[okalvo86]

No vid, no like!

[jolastik1]

your such a looser!!!!!!!!!!

[syco1986]

I would submit you. Your a waste of space. Thanks for wasting my time :)

[figalika]

u are boring

[GOATyson92XXX]

i expected a video...

[vidar99999]

tard

[Korgothhh]

But Umm..

You Know Umm..

Umm..

This is my Umm.. Favorite Umm...

[Damon0519]

this is boring



[ATxEXLR8]

so where are the videos of the submissions??

[19thaman79]

I bet this guy never had a fight in his gay life!!!

[ryzk93]

i honestly think i turned gai from watching this...he is just...a speachless homo

[unclesara]

Another youtube warrior thinking his opinion matters.

[roddy308]

People should stop trollin

[TheUnfound]

pointless video. absolutely pointless

[prenticety]

this freakin sucks at least show them fighting or somthing

[ItsMBbitch]

faggot

[machigreens]

gay



[surgeon8024]

2min 58... i felt like punching my computer screen

[evangel14]

Ur kidding right. Tell me ur kidding.

[eg2410109]

at least show them next time doing it

[dad2ujunior]

fagggot submission guys!

[Dias2311]

this is like the most fucking random guy ever. Dude, get a life, ur what 25? And this is what you do? Sit on ur couch and talk crap?

[IDontDoDrugs1988]

wheres the video

[timcumy]

morron

[richiemo2000]

what a goof, bitch ass.

[PYTHONxPERSON]

dude u just fucked people over i mean u got all our attention cause we wanted to see some fights and all u do is talk... dude if your gonna do shit like this all some of the clips of the actuall submissions

[lurkkiman]

this vid sucks like you mom

[nringo2]

this kid thinks hes Joe Rogan and i laugh at him. and he got so many views because he used a video that catches attention as something thatll be badass

[Melfist]

loser yeap

[Peacock04]

this guy is a fucking retard, i would love to knock him out

[timwazzz]

LLLOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEERRRR

[eltrance538]

what a hell ?????

[Ann0nym0u5]

wtf ??? u idiot who cares about ur talking, u should better show the moments and the ranking videos and not ur shitty feelings and favs....

[20x50]

BJ PENN is a fag he is like a worm he need so meat on him fuck u and fuck BJ u know shit all about UFC shut the fuck up

[rednek316]

Why fuck BJ? He may not be a better grappler than Shinya Aoki or anything, but in the LW division nobody is better than BJ.

[kaglvswwe2]

@20x50 HAHAHAHAHA YOU MUST BE FORGETTING THAT BJ PENN IS ONE OF THE BEST FIGHTERS EVER.

[unalienable]

Uhmm, Have you realized that this guy is hard, I mean with his camo shirt, and his arms.. lmfao... right. SHUT THEE FUCKK UP!

[ErickJamesBuckwalter]

i see that you are sitting on a couch......propped up on a fridge. why do you get so many views? you're a faggot ass loser.

[tull06]

You faagot, an absolute insignificant little cunt.

[yoyoboyro]

so lame...

[mafiakneel]

yeah... Yeah... YEAH!!! SHUTUP

[hornetz12]

to all the shit talkers...did you not see his camo shirt?! this guy obviously knows his shit

[danc1q2w3e4r]

shurt up and show them you idiot

[billycorganisgod]

fuck i thought u were going to show them not fucking blabber on about them i wasnt even listening u fag

[KratosofWar999]

i had a dream that Megan Fox was teaching me fundamentals of guard :)

[kidvaletudo]

the only one of those i remember is frank shamrock. 90's mma, not many would remember but that was a great fight.

One sub that pops up: nick diaz over gomi via omoplata! He lost the win due to +drug test but it was an intense fight finished with a great instinctual juijitsu reaction by diaz combined with his long legs.

also, fedor's shoulder lock against kevin randleman after being slammed scary.

tons others--i should make my own list!

[TTTAPOUT]

@kidvaletudo Diaz won with a gogoplata not an omoplata. Gogoplata is a choke with your foot around the shoulder and then under the chin while you pull his head down, and an omoplata is a shoulder lock.

[TGUNZ562]

Nick Diaz Gogoplataing Gomi doesn't count because it took place in Pride. My man in this vid said he was only talking UFC.

[teeslope1]

this is awsome! falkofire rock on!!

[T0MTee]

May aswell have just said shin choke :)

[fedorkit]

wot a fuckin borin prick get a life

[chanmo1234]

Dont you just love it when random people on youtube talk shit?

[19thaman79]

@chanmo1234 This guy can't tell the difference between an armbar and a snickers bar!!!

[J90JAM]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[GripzNGatz]

Damn so many angry ANONYMOUS people talking shit. Don't like this video, then flip to the millions of others. . . .

[TopazSkillMauler]

........

[decepcion04]

bullshit

[PaintMeBloodRed]

You really need to change the name of this video. Your title implies that we would actually see the video of some submissions instead of some unqualified schmuck with no charisma masterbate his self esteem by posting videos of himself talking as if he matters.

[JulianKim77]

why am i here,,??

[jackpot90247]

Did this guy get Bashed or something??

Look at his eyes.

[IWillKillYourKids]

YEAH my sister beats him,

[childrenofbodom1028]

looks like suriyaaaa took to big of a dick up his tight ass

[suriyaaaaa]

dont u have sister to fuck..u dumb shit

read this carefully...NO ONE ASKE U 4 THIS

[joniswolfman]

read this carefully..........NO ONE ASKED YOU TO WATCH THE VIDEO HHAHAHHAHAHA

[suriyaaaaa]

u really wasted my time. however, that doesn't give me the right to talk to someone the way i did. MY APOLOGIES...but, but, guys like you - who makes these reaction or whatever the heck you call them...videos, should start ur own website and post each other's great comments over there. i dont think anyone gets on this site to run into videos such as urs, pop up every which way we define our search. believe me if u were in some of our shoes, its retardedly (spelling) frustrating.

[suriyaaaaa]

You fucking fagot...what r u guys thinkin when ur puttin up these bullshits...not just u...i mean this all assholes who does this...go commit suicide...at least then u won't botherin anyone else...fuckin blowjob...

[popet24]

pendejo!

[mestrelois]

u gay asshole

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iviaj]

what a waste of my time...

[loocoo13]

thats funny i dont remember asking for your top 5 favorite submissions

[joniswolfman]

thats funny......... i don't remember him asking you to watch this video lol

[loocoo13]

why dont you just suck him off already you douche fuck

[TheIvysaur]

@loocoo13 oh man, that comment made my day

[StuntMasta]

@loocoo13 lmfao

[19thaman79]

@loocoo13 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[thedoc56]

try not being so gay

[Zidlicky3]

Nice one.

[zacklyzun]

y did u post this u idiot no one cares

[cmtemorelli]

CALA boca OTARIO filho da puta

[haroldkrumms]

you're a fuckin homo

[MrKadirEmre]

I dont wanna be rude, but nobody want to hear u talking, VIDEOS

[sonofJurell]

Why on earth didn't he show the vids...pointless!

[Stigma44]

crackhead

[jJORDANx100]

crackhead? nice human weapon vids tho :o

[darkside935]

he hastn slept in how many time? whats wrong with ur eyes!?

[koito22]

fuck off who the fuck are you and why should we care about your fuck ass opinions get a life fat fuck head.....

[tornado8338]

show videos

[senorfunk69]

you shoulda shown the vids man .

[uhhmatt34]

Show the videos!

Would make it a lot more interesting.

Love your choices though.

[BlueBlazer89]

booooorrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg...­flagged

[jamelmektoub]

so funny

[fbu2444]

your a fucking bin squirrel!!!!

[jamelmektoub]

i can see the resemblence yeah lol

[tantoss]

are you from revolution fight team?

[freshdamon]

that fucking sucked!

[thedadagaga]

what r u trying to do talk us to death!?!!wtf show use the video!!!

[ChampionoftheHorde]

agree that was a epic win for him

[remusjacobs]

the best submission didnt even take place in UFC it was in pride, Ryo Chonan making Anderson Silva tapout. youtube that video, SICK!!!!! that was actually anderson silvas last loss

[Littlemor1993]

what the fuck is this... arent u gonna show the vids lol

[ChongySean]

fuck you

[squareweels2434]

Hey, shut your yapper and show us the fights you massive tool. no one wants to hear your obnoxious voice

[bballyoster]

fuk u man, go suck bj penns dick

[JaguarPawz]

wish i could make you eat my knee

[MLGxGoMeK]

do you have black eyes?

[mikeyon18]

white boy shut the fuck i want to c dem bitch not hear

[ilikemyankles]

UFC 36: Frank Mir vs Pete Williams: Shoulder Crank from the guard.

THE BEST EVER

[tcrowl18]

totally agree

[N722DK]

you fuckin idiot, i wanted to see them!

[danny111888]

ur fuckign retarted

[Frawl3y]

what a faggot like congrats you fucking piece of shit

[zachd1994]

bitch you suck dick faggot you need some stuff tweeker

[PrickledMantis]

i think the reason alot of people dont like this video is because it would of been better if you posted the actual videos....

[DanielJohnWiseman]

this wasted a percentage of my download usage......wanker...

[zenpickerman]

directed at cobb864.... u suck. get a life. or a girlfriend, and stop rolling around on the floor with sweaty dudes.. hahahah

[streetcobb5]

wat u tweeked on man

[jhonatassiqueira]

FOCK YOU MAN .........

[randybarnhart123]

get some sleep u tweeker

[theblackspots]

cobb864

you are a little man. If you are a true fighter you do not need to boast and strut your stuff, especially the internet.. chill the fuck out loser. keep the fighting in the ring. hope this helps!

- dylan

[cobb864]

Falkoffire--

You seem to be bigger than me. I'm 5'10 and 145 pounds. I'd love to fight you some time and punish you in a match. Nothing against you I just love finding random people who want to fight and making them moan like ghost or scream like teenage girls watching horror films.

I've been fighting MMA for nine years and I'm 20 years old.

Like I said -- I'd love to hear you shrieking like a ghoul as I held you in a arm-bar ignoring the tap out and ref and breaking your arm as I smiled.

[kalei516]

cobb864--

Shut the hell up. u a scrub. no one likes you . my dog would giv you dirty lickings

[cobb864]

I'd fucking make you scream like a child who just lost his parents in a house fire. I know that you are hard- and no I don't mean that sexual at all. I'm just stating the fact that you think you are an intense individual as you sit there typing your youtube comment.

Your fingers bust away at the caps as your hand muscles slowly cramp and onset future carpel tunnel. Then- I realize to myself that you aren't shit. I would kill you in a fight. You aren't a man. I'd love to break your limbs!

[tr3vzie]

you are a loser. talk shit behind your computer like anyone gives a shit. lame vid also i was expecting clips

[cobb864]

No one likes me?

I assume this is why I have women fighting over me constantly. I'm almost positive that you cannot say the same for yourself.

Your dog would give me dirty lickings? I don't know if you mean this as an insult or if you are just plain retarded. I assume by "dirty" you mean he would lick my genitals. I also assume that he learned this homosexual behavior from you. Sadly, he would not lick me because I quickly jab his snout with my palm, pull his head backwards and break his neck.

[kalei516]

just shut up you act pretty tuff behind your computer. i would murder you in a fight.your all talk.your probly just a nerd tryin to get atention and will never have a girlfriend

[joemcmlex]

fuckin queer

[qwamble]

fatboy

[Flakogeneration23]

fuck you :D

[herhatch]

yeaaa FOCK  hahahahahahaha

[josedj00]

FOCK YOU MEN¡¡¡

[mamamela11]

fuck lol

[pedros2309]

FUCK YOU FAT ASS !

[schwabbamoose]

Vulcum=Fulcrum?

[Coonation13]

Big fag

[VietFiddle]

Please, do not believe that Close Combat Training is for any physical level. Watch its promotion video and judge it yourself.

[meatballkills]

I rated your video awesome before looking at it total fucking mistake i wanted to see videos and get some some sleep or stop snorting coke.

[Munkeetoez53]

you look FUUUUCCCKED UP dude, put down that rolled up dollar and take a nap, does the body good

[sicnarfsemaj]

douche

[vonduke1]

Your a dip shit that was a really bad video you faggot show the fights next time you friggin idiot

[joshharrop2]

You can't just fucking talk about the fights, we need to see them.

[etolina]

asshole

[Demonix819]

You are an idiot, I would like to break your arm.

[arroyoflush15]

i am dissapointed, i was anticipating videos.

[ultimatefas0121]

Wheres the video. TALKING IS GOOD BUT WHERES THE VIDEOS?

[baumeybaum]

Dude, have you slept in a month!?!?!...Hahaha....Do another line homie!!!

[SK1FTW]

you look like a fucking raccoon.

[frenchie30]

does he have two black eyes?

[masstransit2]

No hes a heroin/Cocaine or crack addict, Notice the constant twitchy movement

[Lancehumes]

This Video SUCKS!!! sow us the submissions

[loophole726]

quit babbling

[roxor45jfl]

Ugly idiot

[lolocaust15]

wasted my life. find some friends to talk to.

[DarkCross123]

Dude, this vid makes me want to submit you...

[maddogmellis]

check mate

[Redbull0132]

this vid sucks

[kareem87said5]

Nice video, good points

[Semiotichazey]

It would have been cool if you had actually SHOWN THE CLIPS YOU TALK ABOUT, but unfortunately it sucked.

[serbcetnik333]

show us the submissions

[skull51213]

hoy putang ina mo!

[slipknot1223]

its fuckin youtube for VIDEOS not for bull shit talking

[SFigther]

dude don´t talk, you locked like a fag.

what a stupid video

[mquenell14]

shut up man there are no videos. you prob cant even fight. shut up! homo

[longanisafan]

such a fag

[SinCityBoss]

kill yourself

[moynulali2]

idiot

[ziggie816]

looking for an excuse to talk to your self kid

[ethankwan007]

Bla bla bla......

[ptetropical]

yo, this is fucking shitt....where are the videos??? no one wants to see your fucking mug, show the fights. someone should put you in a triangle choke!!

[underpressure86]

where is submission?????this video are terrible

[BowToMySkill]

why do big tough ufc fans alwase sound like little bitches?

[707mercury415]

you.

are.

a.

faggot.