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  • who else was kinda hoping he would get trampled... maybe just me but stupid people deserve what they get!

  • "lucky he didn't get stomped" is a huge understatement

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  • Woah, respect to you mother nature. You should have told your Elk to kick that kid's ass though.

  • That would be so cool to be that close, he is a damn nice bull, I prefer the horns without velvet though.

  • stupid parents

  • dumb ass

  • Your parents should not be aloud to reproduce.

  • that kid is a fucking retard

  • @13kylelane No his parents are the retards

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  • Wow that elk would have made short work of that kid...... He should have his parents buy him a lottery ticket.

  • Really must have been some *very* good grass.

  • more like stupid boy

    

  • What a magnificent beast, I hope it dies of old age.

  • A young boy was racked on an elk early this morning in banff. It seems the elk ran into the brush with the child still on his antlers. An amber alert will be issued in 48 hours.

  • Death: "That was you queue Elk!"

    Elk: "God Damn it death, I'm still hungry!"

    Death: "We had a deal Elk!:

    "Elk: "Death.....Eating HERE!

    Death: "You owe me one!"

    Elk: "Yeah I'll jump out in front of their van tomorrow and then you got 4 instead of one!"

    Death: "Do you really mean it?

    Elk: "Yeah just bring me some mustard greens..."

    Death: "You got it...."

  • Man people are fucking dumb!!

  • In Banff, I saw an old guy who came that close to an elk and nearly go skewered by it's antlers. Luckily for him, some overhanging branches just happened to be in the way, and the antlers got tangled up in them.

  •  Where the heck were his folks ?

  • that is a perfect bull symetrical and he has it all.

  • Wow. That Elk is HUGE.

  • It's funny how luck and retardism go hand in hand. 

  • Score:330

  • ya try standing beside a black or grizzly bear and than walk away

  • lol hes wearing a canada t-shirt, everybody knows candian kids ride those things to school, they have elk parking lots and all :P haha THIS SHIT IS INSANE! THAT KID HAS HUGE BALLS! LMAO

  • This boy was a dane or from sweden. Those creatures are nothing compaired to THE MOOSE! ;)

  • Good thing the elk was hungry....he would have kicked the boy's ass!!

  • Funnier if the kid would have got eaten up..

  • Tropy elk why do you big gun

  • nom nom nom...

  • wtf was he thinking. That moose could have easily murdered him with his antlers

  • @masenz

    Thats no moose, mate...

  • @masenz

    That would be an ELK not a moose.

  • @masenz *obi wan voice* "That's no moose..."

  • What an idiot, that Elks horns were as big as he was!

  • That elk is a priest in disguise

  • Did he died?

  • @BloodMonkeysUnited Well, now that I watch it again, I think it,s 10 yrds.... :S

  • munch munch munch munch 

  • Lol, nice approach... But I can't really tell if the closest distance the boy had with the elk really was 3 yards or 30 yards... :P

  • @bamboomkin if it was 30 yards then thats a fucking big elk :D

  • the boy could get hurt!!!!! :(

    he was lucky to NOT get KILLED!!!

  • Thats how us Canadians are bro. We just go right up to our elk and shit and hug them. We also ride Polar bears.

  • @vzKarma roflmfao ohh man! ur comment was hilarious dude u guys are ballsy!!!! X)

  • i can see it now. "Kid gets the torture rack by elk"

  • Elk didn't hurt the kid because there were witnesses with cameras.

  • Ha crazy european while he is wearing the canadian shirt XD

  • that elk was like "DAYUM LEMME EAT MY FOOD"

  • Damn it i was expecting a big ram on the stupid kid

  • 15 wanted him to get hurt.

  • now i get it hes canadian look at his shirt at 0:43

  • @iTakeDaShortBus Naw he’s visiting Canada.

  • Check out dat rack.

  • maybe it got used to all the crazy tourists getting way too friggen close to it

  • Natural selection took a break for 55 seconds.

  • @akirayamakazie, Canadian wildlife is comfortable around people because Canadians respect the wildlife. :)

  • @666SkrilluminatuS661 Oh yeah this video is OVERLY respectful. ;]

  • @666SkrilluminatuS661 oh bullshit ae!

  • This kid has no idea how close he was to a violent death...

  • look at dose hornZ they are awesome!!

  • lol the elk is like suuup ?

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE KID HAD A CANADIAN SHIRT!!!!!!! NOOOOO now canadians look bad cause of him ps: this kid is but a minority in canada we are not tha stupid....we may let a crazy goverment rule us but trying to pet a wild elk no..... i hope hes a tourist

  • @sebo8997 ya lol, hes white. the majority is either east indian or chinese haha

  • amazing antlers!

  • WTF!?

    Holy shit what is this kid trying to do, snuggle the elk?!

  • @kolby206 no, that kid is a DAMF!

  • @freakinjew roffles!

  • I was just waiting for him to get smashed by the elk

  • that elk was just like, kid your lucky i just cleaned the blood off my antlers from the last dumb ass kid i killed that got to close to me. dont wanna dirty them up with your tea filled blood

  • I bet the parents wanted to laugh so they told the kid "jimmy look its santas reindeer!''

  • kid was dumb... not every elk is a buddhist

  • Any creature with a body and horns that big.. I wouldn't go by.

  • Look honey! A thing with horns 2 meters wide and long!

    Quick, send Høenplzk over to see what it is!

  • @TheTraceurBoy lmfao! funny random euro name

  • thats a good way to get your fucking kids gored you fucking retards!

  • I doubt that Elk was very intimidated, kid was making slow movements. Elk smelt fear, Elk knew he had the higher ground.

  • kool

  • it's a majestic animal.

  • They kill more people in Banff per year than all the predators combined. That kid is a total BAMF

  • That's it? No crazy elk gone wild? Ahhh

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  • id piss on it..

  • a moose in the street?! what's that all aboot

  • @FilipTheMVC Canada, eh?

  • Kids lucky he didn't get killed.

  • Stupid people.How could someone alow that?! Had to shown more respect for the kid and the wild life.

  • he is lucky he diddent get KILLED

  • @MrGrakkus people are swimming with sharks at just about ever beach they go to

  • @RSastroman Tell me when you see a young boy like this swim right up to a great white, then we'll talk.

  • His parent(s) should be arrested for felony child endangerment. FOOLS. Most probably city folk.

  • Still a wild animal. In Jasper-they say stay 30 Metres away. (because there wild)  I was just there last week, filming in rut season. seen some dumb people! If there that dumb, they'll learn one day, the hard way!!!LOL

  • WOW, what a dumbass. I wish he would of got strambled. Especially going up BEHIND him practiclly where's his parents?

  • Yeah good parenting habits there eh.....no wonder the dumb die young.

  • Stupid!

  • He's stupid yes, but pretty brave too....

    I'd like to see you guys casually stroll up to something like that.

  • ya, that bull has enough power in his neck alone to put an antler thru that damn kid.

  • this elk is in the park is raised by people its very friendly

  • lol you guys are stupid have you ever been to jasper or banff you can wlak up tothe moose and pet them cause there so use to seeing ppl. thats where ppl vacation to see wildlife

  • Jesus! That kid is just being a kid, what I wonder is where are his parents and HOW STUPID ARE THEY? I vote for REALLY BRAIN-DEAD STUPID.

  • You can't expect the parents to have eyes everywhere, kids get away and its NOT ALWAYS the parents fault, don't give this brain dead kid an excuse for what he did. That elk should've turned around and tore his ass apart.

  • Lucky that bull's not in the rut or that kid would be his bitch. I thought only tourists did that. dumb dumb dumb!

  • Boy I suggest changing parents if you want to survive. This horns can puncture your stomach and your intestines like nothing.

  • His parents must be from Calgary.

  • wow dumb fucks...they are wild animals, you got lucky.....its like putting your hand on the stove when its hot ...but your still going to touch it...dumb asses

  • Yeah, stick those parents on the tips of that big ass bulls horns ! Stupid fux.

  • Whoa! that elk could have f**ked up the kid so easily. What an idiotic kid...

  • your parents are stupid and you are very lucky

  • that should be attempted child abuse for allowing him to get that close

  • thats a BIG elk. holy crap that kid is crazy

  • try that in the rut that elk would make that kid his bitch lol nice elk though

  • Another Darwin Award nominee. Too bad his parents are too stupid to keep theri kid safe. They are the morons that sue the park for not having the elk properly labelled.

  • lol were so Canadian :)

  • i cant believe people still think stunts like that are cool and impressive! what a moron!!!

  • I see that every summer in Yellowstone. The ignorance of people.

  • parents are FRIGGIN NUTS to let their kid that close,DAMN!!!!

  • I can't believe that people still do stunts like this, doesn't anybody ever pay attention to the news. People get gored all the time in yellowstone because of stupid stuff like this. It doesn't matter how tame the elk seem to be in Banff, THEY ARE STILL A WILD ANIMAL. All it had to take was one sudden move and he was done!!!!

  • Dumb move by the kid and the parents.

  • not smart to let a kid that close to an elk

  • elk are too tame in banff otherwise this kid's face would be difigured.

  • that kid is seriously lucky to be living right now!

  • Nope not my kid, some crazy European on holiday and somebody forgot to tell them that our wildlife is wild. ;-)

  • @heffalumphunter Ehem, I'm bit offended by that. I'm European, and stupidity and ignorance are no way confined to one geographic place. They're some of those few things that are actually equally distributed amongts all of our dearly beloved species, bless us. That said, he's a kid, and possibly from a city or a suburb. They do things like that. (Remembers being a little girl and having a contest of bravery with two boys about who would dare to touch a reindeer bull. And it was semitame.)

  • @heffalumphunter wow that kid is lucky that wild animal is use to people wow he didn't get stomped.. but the animal seemed to be in a good mood.

  • @heffalumphunter you know we europeans are in harmony with mother nature...we dont have to be scared...

  • @heffalumphunter It says fucking Canada on his shirt..

  • @heffalumphunter sure, with the Canadian tee :)

  • wow i hope this isn't your kid! why would you let your child get so close?!?!!?

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