Real Life L.A. Noire

[mark79135]

I have the game la noire no that much cursing but you guy almost got me in trouble good thing I didn't get caught

[scaleopdriver]

when he tipped that coffee cup i lost it.

[scaleopdriver]

when he tipped that coffee cup i lost it.

[gypsyt3ars]

"Cop runs over 75 people..." BULLSHIT, it's so hard to hit those people!

[FrOoOstBite]

I love this game and I love this video,it's hilarious xD

[Cinedragon]

I've seen many 'what if videogames were real' kind of stuff, and they never fail to make me laugh when someone keeps walking into a wall XD

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

You know, Cole may not be a good cop, but those other guys aren't either. "It turned out he was innocent, so I planted the reefer on him and shot him dead". XD

[eXoreFB]

HAHAHAHA LMFAO

[jordanfan88]

BULLSHIT!!!...

[charlie61087]

this is brilliant aha dont agree with the walking though, shouldve put in how you walk against furniture until it chimes.

[TheNecroluster]

1:44 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[tbone4720]

the door had no gold handle

[champayne17]

Holy shit, SO TRUE at the "BULLSHIT!" part. I just want to doubt someone and tell them they aren't telling me the full truth and Cole goes fucking apeshit.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@champayne17

It's even funnier when you consider he often accuses someone of blatantly lying in a very calm, very monotone voice.

I think he's got it backwards.

[Schizophrenia222]

i bought this game the day it came out, i played it for an hour, got this :P

[MunchyToast001]

So they finaly got AntiAliasing ?

[pitbug]

Awsome game, but this was on-point. Hard belly laughs all the way through.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

*pours the coffee out of the glass trying to "Investigate" it* "...Hmm..This doesn't seem to help me."

My fucking sides hurt, holy shit.

[romancese23]

Funny cause it's true. xD

[madtownJOE2]

HOLY SHIT

[J2thePower0f3]

SO true. I would be playing all calmly and would click doubt and suddenly phelps would just explode for no reason. Scared the crap out of me LOL

[gameboy12341]

*Cole says calmly*

Cole: "So, what were you up to this weekend?"

Policeman: "Ah, well me and jannis took the kids down to the beech. Little picknick, 'yunno.

*Moment of silence* .....

Cole: BULLSHIT! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!...

Policeman "bullshit"'s himself

[MyBeardsNamedDaveToo]

Video game characters don't move like regular people. That's a good joke.

[jtdrye]

This seriously NEVER gets old.. its so damn accurate

[xianiumn]

I laugh so hard

[pacowaves]

jajaja

[PatroclusLover]

Damn talented guys! Had a good laugh. Thanks. :)

[OreWaZero]

BULLSHIT!! Well that's all the questions I have for now. LOLOL so funny.

[HardShitGMod]

AWESOME VIDEO

[Alysson1000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOOL PERFECT

[SamiHilux]

suck hahhahahaha



[TheCumCookies]

XD I saw this as a related video to my new video and watched it. I AM SO FREAKING GLAD I DID!! :D I love L.A. Noire with all my heart and this just cracked me up SO much!! XD Love it!!

[tillrules123]

i dont care if any1 disses me for asking 4 thumbs up! thumbs up if u saw this on tube top

[Bloodbull93]

Is phelps the murderer from Scream 1? That's ironic

[BaazilTBS]

though they act better in the game :P

[MrTheMooooove]

1:20!!!!!!!!!

[xartasutsubor]

I thought he was gonna pick her nose at 2:00!!!

[Farhan1242]

HAHAHAHAHA coffeee

[TheHighRoller473]

LA Noire is a great game but damn I think this is pretty funny!

Truth

Doubt

Lie

[PS3RulesTheXbox97]

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!! lol that made me piss myself

[crazyAlexander23]

lol



[basskick10]

It's pretty cool that Drea De Matteo agreed to play the dead body in this one. So funny!

[Nuttydude999]

*Wrong

[Nuttydude999]

The funny thing about when he doubted, the sound that means you got it right played.

[lushie]

lol I totally walk over the dead bodies on the game like that too

[Zekee27]

ROFL! awesome XD

[VampiressCelinor]

* died of laughing too hard hahahah this is a CLASSIC!!!

[xiTsFROSTYx]

w3

[munchkincora]

If Phelps freaks out that bad on a doubt, I really don't want to be on the receiving end of a lie....

[mypackofcigarettes]

DASNNHJFASHD OMG THIS IS AMAZING WHAT IS AIR BAHAHAHHAA

[kinnar2]

for all of you watching this for the first time, max the volume

[MsPickyPrincess]

youtube search:  =quf9C3vrDWw

[MountainRoxGirl]

That was so funny that my stomach was actually hurting! The part with the dead body was freakin hilarious! This skit points out everything that makes the game ridiculous. Of course, I really like the game, too.

[Xsopit24631]

i get the coffee thing and the other stuff,the only thing wrong is the walking its actually more real but there just trying to be funny so meh

[mypackofcigarettes]

OH MY GOD I'M DYING WHAT IS AIR

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

@ 2:00 is that Whitney from The Hills?

[Satsujintekisuito]

you guys are blessed that jenxthejinx faved this vid, it does deserve it, awesome vid

[munchkincora]

@Satsujintekisuito To true, to true

[JordanWatsonn]

Was actually crying

[lexigirl987]

@symustafa1996 @340bar @Alyndryll44 There. I deleted my comment. Happy now?

[340bar]

@lexigirl987 Ya I beat the game 2 but you dont see me bullshitting the game for everyone else.asshole

[symustafa1996]

@lexigirl987 You're a bitch.

[Alyndryll44]

@lexigirl987 I agree with symustafa1996.

[zzTacoNationzz]

BULLSHIT!!! you expect me to belive that??

[drapermovies]

All the things at the crime scene happend to me

[pjunk]

Haha, it's funny because people sometimes mess up controlling their video game characters. This joke never gets old.

Die.

[simpsonsdumbhead]

john is still playing too much L.A. Noire I see :-)

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

I lost it at the coffee.

[dmng825]

here, take it for free - 1:18

[rfp415]

The way he moved reminded me of when Dave Chappelle did a GTA skit on his show. . . although Cole Phelps doesnt move like that.

[RUSHIL9061]

lol at 1:20



[TakingBackAwesome]

this needs a 2!

[revenrulz123]

this is so funny!!! cant get over 1:20!!!!

[MSuraev]

Notice at 1:50, few modern cars on the right.

[TheGamersLastStand]

Doubt: BULLSHIT! LOL I COULDNT BREATHE!

[WatchTheVideo123]

Tobuscus played as him and ijustine was the driver XD

[BUDGETFREE]

This was ok, until 1:42, and then I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

[InterEDGE]

"i solved another naked lady murder..." LOL.

[Wintd1]

@InterEDGE Yep, in the actual game you have to solve at least 5 naked lady murders :U

[DeformedHobo1]

"BULLSHIT!" I swear i can't stop laughing at that!

[naaman71]

I bet that tobuscus played him..

[AeroEagleSurfClub]

More like how ij plays l.a noire......

[qWpable]

1:45-1:47 is he trying to climb up that pipe? Lol, so much like me.

[qwqwqwqw57]

it break my pancreas .. haha

[bfas55]

This must be Cole Phelps in 50s lol.

[DukoBenedicto]

BULLSHIT!! hahaha fukin Lmaoo

[CrocodilusPontifex]

"Hmm. This doesn't seem to help me."

I cracked up when I heard that.

[sammmyclaire]

Why df are there only 30,000 views?? D:

[LandSquirrels]

I love how he investigates the coffee

[Blackkat171]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MultiDancer1992]

ha thats class



[The0powerful0llama]

I beat the game and this feels like the entire thing lol but it's one of my fav games anyway

[sloppyborris]

how does this only have 30k views?

[IamHexxorz]

@sloppyborris its only been 2 weeks since upload give it some time

[CindyCx3]

Lol i have to play this game now :P

[nikahatt]

if this was ijustine's version, phelps would be looking for ppl holding flowers on the side walk and try to push them into the streets! LOL

[MarkyBoy2761]

omg i loled so much at the doubt part

[ItsTurningGreen002]

Only FunnyOrDie that was actually hilarious. 

[MrMsElizabeth]

Yeah... no i didn't get it

[MaicoMoon]

lol, now I have to play this game

[jamaal2005]

I saw this on Tube Top and just about DIED LAUGHING!

[DClaBarraBrava]

what a weak game!!! LA Linear

[ibravosp5]

he shouldve checked his notes like in the game before he started yelling, lmao

[milky27oreo]

hilarious!

[Adragen]

@1:15 Lol, the guy's eyes are all shifty after he tells the story, just like the game.

[DaneCookOwnz]

Thanks Attack of the Show!

[RedYoshi123]

Hmmm.. This doesn't seem to help me..

[RLJSlick]

They should have added a foot race, that would have been funny as hell.

[RLJSlick]

Excellent job!

[H3LLFURY666]

Like if youre friend brought you here because you have directv and directv doesnt have G4. Anybody? Im the only one? dammit...

[jordanrocksalot1]

IM SURPRISED THIS VID DOESN'T HAVE MORE VIEWS

[CeeCeeObscura]

Like if Attack of the show brought you here.

[Rush1013]

@CeeCeeObscura

someones been on facebook to much

[CeeCeeObscura]

@Rush1013 Nah, I don't get on facebook that much. trololol.

[Supertrekkie4]

some faggot stole this video and posted it in his own channel... what a douche.

[forgotmypassword100]

can someone plase explain to me what is going on ?

[ArtistAries]

@forgotmypassword100 its based off a video game

[DoctahDizzle]

Good stuff FOD

[paex18]

haha he poored out the coffee!! and of course you couldn't go without mentioning the countless innocent civilians getting run down lol This is one the best Funny or Die has had in a LONG time. Well done FOD

[aMpeDDUp]

you guys shouldve gotten the real actor who plays cole phelps, wouldve been so much funnier

[iizombiext]

@aMpeDDUp what the fuck r u talking about

[aMpeDDUp]

@iizombiext clearly you dont play la noire so you wouldnt get it

[iizombiext]

@aMpeDDUp i do but its a video game its better to get someone who looks the part then sounds like it

that guy could look nothing like cole phelps

[aMpeDDUp]

@iizombiext your kidding right, do you know anything about mocam? cole phelps and the actor who played him look EXACTLY THE SAME! dont believe me? look up aaron staton

[MrVinushka]

@iizombiext What ... an ... idiot.

[1584lmp]

I watch my friend play this game, and I got a kick out of this video hahahaha.

[jermson]

Dave Chapelle did this skit with Grand Theft Auto.

[CadetCPL2606]

hahahah nice. I havent played the game but this is hiliarous. Good work Funny. I really would have thought this would have been a RoosterTeeth or CollegeHumor production. Good work on moving up.

[hansi161289]

"BULLSHIT YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

sweet :P

[poofyalmond]

Why PS3?

[SuperPandaMagic]

Phelps doesn't move around like that!

[xZachSomethingx]

I think they were making fun of iJustine LA Noire walkthroughs :P

[caprenoctumEOL]

That coffee bit made me laugh so fucking hard!

[hawkman8706]

I guess I misjudged, those PS3 graphics are amazing.

[Dire327]

Okay now that was funny lol.

[Psychotron7x2]

I like how I can solve like 20 different murders in the game but can kill hundreds of pedestrians with my car and no one bats an eye.

[Carroll315]

DAMN IT PHELPS HE WAS OBVIOUSLY LYING DID YOU EVEN SEE HIS SMIRK?!?!?!

[rater136]

@Carroll315 For lie, you need evidence, doubt is the same thing except you don't have evidence.

[TheDogWilfred]

1:19 reeeeeally wish this happened in real life

[saminic11]

I am stuck on this chair....... Ahh, coffee! *spills it on purpose* hahaha

[NoNamesAvailableHuh]

43 people are bad cops

[THCmedicine]

I have to admit, this is pretty funny. In my opinion at least. But for anyone who has not played the game... PLAY IT! Go! Run as fast as you can to your local Shit-Mart and buy this AMAZING game!!!!

[TheLionhater]

BULLSHIT! YOU EXPECT ME TO BEILIEVE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

[Blacknight142]

This video sucked reallly bad. The game is accutualy amazing.

[TheToastish]

@Blacknight142 yeah its suposed to be funny dumbass, not the real game.

[danielh2461]

i only laughed at the doubting the cop, egoraptor's version was better.

[Guineypigsrulz]

I'm stuck on this chair!

[peterganna]

Cop runs over 75 people in car flees just like the game!

[anthony00011]

better but still not funny

[jonwilliams16]

so true haha it was a fun game but im trading it in asap

[nogoodnameleftforme]

Dear Ads,

Everytime I see you I close my eyes and put my fingers in my ears. Sometimes I don't even watch the video I wanted to, just because of you.

I hate you so much! You SUCK!

Sincerely yours,

Markus

[Newbiegirl101]

@nogoodnameleftforme get AdBlock. geezusssss

[DBeatchild]

Anyone else notice..It was PS3 version? FTW .

[MoonWithNipples]

It's like seeing tobuscus play all over again.

[jaybirdzazz]

this felt like a college humor sketch

[nanaforiod]

@jaybirdzazz Holy shit I forgot it wasn't college humor... You're right!

[videogamenostalgia]

@jaybirdzazz Well Collegehumor has stopped making good sketches like this, so I guess this is its substitute...

[nictheman144]

excellent. keep this kind of this coming guys.

hillaarius.

[tjthomas9797]

haha and that reminds me of LA.Noire soo fun.

[GhostBusterz100]

STOP YELLING AT ME ! xD

[PEN1oli]

Bullshit! 

[Kizzyisgod]

Oh this is EPic I wish it made fun of checking out the body more cuz every time i try to check the pockets it makes me check the head or the arm.