Derek & Clive - Mother

[Roundline]

Mother your being very stupid, you stupid old fucking cunt, now shut your fucking face and die. Brilliant.

[roundypie]

Mother you stupid fucking cunt, die. I mean my own.

[Professor6871]

'I never touched your father in the toliet area. I left that totally alone.' hahhahahaha.

[beshmao91]

"im your mother!...I....YOUR TICKET!...YOUUURR FUCKING TICKET! GOT STUCK IN MY CLITIC....CLIT...TRICK.." hahah that bit gets me every time

[curtgavin1]

just fucking lol

[PY11235]

@curtgavin1

lol.

Youtube is being fuckin slow

[PY11235]

oi Curt?!!!!

[PY11235]

i really need to watch more of these geniuses

[PY11235]

@curtgavin1

told you it was funny

[beniremedy]

you were once attached to white christmas but I SLAPPED THAT OUT OF YOU!

[brodftw]

@beniremedy i THRAPPPED THAT OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUU

[Xtacy84]

TICKET!

[Jacksterblud]

I love that point where fake laughter turns into uncontrollable laughter :D

[martynsmith1969]

Cannot believe this was left off the original album...

[martynsmith1969]

Dudley Moore's finest hour as Derek :-)

[RIGTHEMORT]

let me punch your ticket

[underage4page]

YOU SHOULD BE A-FUCKING-SHAMED OF YOURSELF!

[Professor6871]

I' never touched your father down toilet area. I left his toliet area completely alone.' Classic stuff.

[LeeTheAstronaut]

This is my favourite of all the Derek and Clive stuff, Dudley Moore is so funny on this

[maxinebendix]

"I'm always blowing off.........."

[beshmao91]

you got very attatched to white christmas..but i slapped that, i SLAPPED THAT OUT OF YOUUUUUUU!!!

[swanseajackthe3rd]

GAAAHH !!! Say that word in here!!!

[LeeJTurnock]

Dudley sounds well pissed here. It's like sitting at the back of the class with the class joker all over again!

[thelearner60]

'I never touched your father in the toilet area I letft that alone. Brill

[lionelbeauclaire]

Your fucking ticket got stuck in my clitic...clitrick.

[EarthIntruder9]

I remember being stoned at 17 listening to this LMAO and got the munchies and all we had was hash cookies! it so got worse from there!

[MrLuciferSam]

inspration for catherine tate's gran perhaps

[Darkangelselondon]

You got awfully attached to White Christmas LOL

[brodftw]

That laugh on 2 minutes!

[johnfrusciantenumba1]

hahaha i love his odd little screams XD excellent sketch.

[BeardMadam]

I wish my ticket would get punched, once in a while!

[georgestich]

What's your ticket look like now without the wart?

[Professor6871]

@georgestich I punched in anyway hahaha.

[golfthewlis]

I think he'd seen coal.... or God.

[sammyrhcp]

no tell a lie ten days haa quality

[Bjarku]

deejayhart you're being very stupid. You're a stupid old fucking cunt, why dont you shut your fucking face and die?

[stu9191]

Mother, you're being very stupid. A stupid old fucking cunt, and I wish you'd just fuck off and die.

[robthemod58]

'I kicked him in the bollocks'........Suberb!

[HOGFATS]

i punched it anyway  lol!

[stubbers123]

HAHAHA!!!!! LOVE IT

[brodftw]

getting back to you as a child...AAAARGH!!!

[erka001]

classic

[ednolan89]

LET ME PUNCH YOUR TICKET!!!!

[maniacluke]

and you never did!, But i punched it anyway