No More Heroes - Speed Buster (CUT SCENES) - Rank 3

[Kuribohchaos8]

F that old lady and her stupid Cannon laser. F HER!!!! *holds me back* F YOU, F YOU!!!!

[xxxslash616xxx]

When I first made it to this part of the game, I was much more worried about Jeane ((the cat Jeane)) not his master! I was afraid she was gonna get killed. Luckily Speed Buster didn't kill Jeane or I would of been really pissed.

[goe5]

It really touched my heart when Silvia said, "Travis....don't die...okay?"

[EmperorXaozx]

Cannon=Colonel Sanders gun.(Shaped like a chicken and the cart's from egg mart.)

[CicabeSH]

I love how she doesn't try to kill Travis when he hasn't done any damage to her, just her cannon.

[CosmicSG]

Her BIG. FUCKINg. CANNON

[Cosplaythief]

How can an old homeless granny get the name "Speed Buster?", For that matter how can she rank 3rd?

[wanderlustwarrior]

@Cosplaythief By being a badass.

[MattQ94]

Why is his cat there? I played the game but I still don't understand.

[TheGamerBrad]

0:16 dat ass

[ApparaTF]

While he was asking her about her rank he couldn't notice his transforming huge ass laser cannon?!?!?

[djiniari]

shes fugly -_-

[scryed2007]

damn she bled porkchops

[JasonVoorhees64]

3:26, that sounds SO sick

[turak2]

Jeane?

[StarrtheCheetah]

AWWW KITTY!!!!!!!X3

[Lemurboy871]

last comment i mean Bad Girl's Dad

[Lemurboy871]

for some reason from song i thought Speed Buster is Dr Peace's Mom and that Dr Peace is Bad Girl's Mom

[ChaosDarkWolf13]

A big ass laser coming from the distance and he was distracted by a cat to see it coming? How is that possible?

[wCRONUSw]

1:46 epic line.

[wCRONUSw]

@retrocalypse Lol. Its funny becuase he doesn't clean up in the second one lol.

[TheMmwmwmwm]

0:17 DAMN!!!!!!!

[Fujika1719L]

I actually found it more disturbing when she kissed him than when he cut her head off סּ_סּ

[ryubaku]

MAAAAASSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

:'C

[Pokey3000]

I personally really liked Speed Buster, she's a swearing old lady. She seemed an asshole at first, being all sexist, but she was a good sport, and praised Travis, and gladly accepted death. She's definately one of my favourite Ranked.

[Acroix707]

Epic way to die

[TheGvidaz]

the CAT is a spy!!!

[MGS3Snake6]

didn't her voice actor do Eustace's mother in Courage the Cowardly dog?

[AsianChiq23]

Actually I guess they accidentally left some of Japanese dub in there since while you fight her she curses in Japanese

A little something I noticed while playing

[TheBizarro]

1:35 the cat is like "know what? screw this you people are all fucked up"

[donvitage]

she was easier than letz shake

[eleazargraycomedy]

travis scream D:

[PsychoticPeace]

Methinks granny is overcompensating with that cannon/cart of doom. I mean, she DOES look like a man....

[MrMadtadsmith]

2:30

mine's bigger

[MahajiHaji]

Fuck you, ya little prick!

[gansta432]

At least the kitty was alright and lived :)

[ingloriousspartan]

why is travis fighting a old bitch holding a roster thats sucking on a dildo

[Billcasey]

THAT!

[nano69ify]

THATS NO PRESENT!?

THATS AUTOMATIC DEATH RIGHT THERE!

should just give him a chainsaw to chop her 68 layers. XD

[nano69ify]

Helter Skelter should have been 3rd ranked instead of that granny.

[AFYONMeMo]

@nano69ify

totally agree!

[shawntails]

I like how you get her point of view when travis chop her head off :3

[FinalSavior]

i can't believe this granny has a laser. She should have said I'm FIRING MY LAZAR!! Lol ^.^

[goe5]

you...are the third ranked assassin?....BITCH! Hahaha great line

[frankbrawl]

I don't hate travis but a can decide if travis is an idot or an innocent guy like a child

[jasperpickering]

@frankbrawl He has like 100 japanese girl dolls and a sex pillow. I doubt he would be the latter. Lol

[gummyboots]

DAMNIT JEANE YOU FUCK EVERYTHING UP YOU STUPID CAT! lol how the hell did she get there?

[Zhajbi]

When you do the mission she walks out of the door.

[gummyboots]

i know i saw that part.

but she wast on the bus, she wasnt at the stop, theres no possible way she could get there that fast, and judging by the look on his face on the cut scene he didnt know

[Mastumaty]

KUSOYARO!!

lol

[rossmallo]

What does that actually mean?

[spunkstermunkster]

"fuck you, ya little prick!"

i lol'd the first time i heard that.

[naruto3k5]

i dont understand why he ask her if shes 3rd

when he's watching her pull out her buster cannon

[worderr]

She was 2 far away :D

[mobius5759]

God that battle made me mad. I just kept getting the ole' SHOOP DA WHOOP!!! xD

[SynthRay]

That weapon's blast was epic.

[DrunkenFist20XL]

You know Thunder Ryu was in another game by Suda51 in the 80's called Fire Pro Wrestling. Don't believe me? Wikipedia it.

[TheBrianJ]

The Death of Geni'chiro Tenryu.

[Bomber626]

Dude, I was watching a video of this match, and I didn't even know that you were supposed to knock down the telephone pole! I won because I was in Dark Side Mode with Strawberry on the Shortcake!

[hypermetalsonic]

I didnt know that neither when I first fought her :o

I just kept charging her till I got closer and closer (lost lotta health)

[muronomu]

@hypermetalsonic Hahaha, same here! XD; I only discovered that telephone pole when I played through the game a second time.

[GenericSoda]

@Bomber626

Haha, same here

[dywr466]

in 0:08 did she say 'fuck u, u lil prick'??

[hypermetalsonic]

yup :P

[ChomptheDog]

@dywr466 Yeah... it's NMH.... they swear all the time...

[xheartlessx3]

That gun whatever has a form of a chicken!

D:!

[xAvatar115x]

this fight was really easy...for 3rd rank

[MichaelAlberto]

What was the purpose of Jeane in this fight?

[TheInker]

To distract Thunder Ryu so he'd die. That's all.

[Jayday12345678910]

0:09 when i was playing the game my friend said it looked like she had a weaner in her mouth

[Katchip14]

I want that shoping kart

[YagMi6]

when i first saw her weapon...i was all like....HOLY SHIT!

[YagMi6]

Jeane....you bad little kitty.

[Yugure]

MASTER RYUUUU D=

lawl WHAT U SAY? hahaha

[blaab1234]

they changed stuff 4 da european ver like they cut out travis slashing her and instead of her head it was a HAT. YEH A HAT!WTF!"sigh" europe is so boring

[joeythewing]

IM A FIRIN MAH LAZZAH!!

BAaaaalp

[UltraTrainer64]

Poor cleaner-guy. Sylvia threw speed busters head on him.

[Inoshiro90]

3:20 YOU MUST DIE!

[Kratos942]

and good night*

[trombonefellow]

They should have made her fight conclude like Letz Shake and Dark Star.

[nerdboy676]

god shes fat............... fat ass!

[hypermetalsonic]

well see how fat you are when your 60yrs old ;(

[muziksoldier47]

wait, hold on a fuckin second! did that pillsberry doughboy bitch juz kiss him on the lips?!?!?!?!? wat kinda shit is that?

[flyingChao]

she has such a hardcore name for the suckiest boss in the game... Every other match was fun except for hers.

[hellspawntehhacker]

lmao, the guns a chicken head XD

[HogisGuy]

2:28: Mine's bigger than yours!

[Mattnek]

the must funny fact is that his master´s ghost is still training him!

[AloneYetHappy]

SHE IS AMAZING!!!

[thecrackerlackers]

shes one ugly bitch

[Zhajbi]

I like Travis Random scream thing when he dies or like the one at 1:30

[johnlucas1]

@Zhajbi That was excellent voice acting wasn't it? It's part of what made this game legendary. I felt for Thunder Ryu as much as Travis when I heard Travis "NOOOOO!" scream. That's a sign of good acting.

[hootllum]

does anyone what all speed buster says during the fight?

[Cornflakesss]

The only things I heard were "Fuck you, you little twerp", "Stay away from me" and something like "All I wanted was a little (peace?)".

[BananaSandwich3000]

lol I love her though how she screws with him by acting old, well she is old, but you can tell she's just making him mad on purpose pretending she's too old to hear him

lol "what's that sonny?"...."what?"..."I'm a little hard of hearing, whats that you say? >:)" something like that, good stuff

[hootllum]

umm... does anyone know why jeane (the cat) follows travis in this mission?

[Tomaius2000]

No idea.

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Top 5 Lines in this game:

5.)"You ARE fucking with me!" -Shinobu

4.)"If you didn't dream about me I'll fucking kill you I swear!" -Sylvia

3.)"You...are the 3rd ranked assassin, bitch?!" -Travis

2.)Fuckhead! -Travis

1.)HEY! He's gone! Mr. Sir Henry motherfucker, he just jetted! What a pussy." -Travis

[bensolo]

You forgot "The only reason he looks so tough is because his mother was an ugly bitch!"

[KIRBANATORS]

worst way to die is with her nucular death ray at you doorstep.

[LazyProcrastinator]

If anything needed to be cencored in this game, it would be that womens face. It gives me nightmares. ;.;

[monkeyboy97531]

Is that UK version!?!! There is less blood in my one! what the hell is up with that!! It's her hat that falls to the ground and sylvia lobs that in the guys face!

[hypermetalsonic]

lool.. the jap and Euro versions where censored :P

Aint the same w/ out the fountain of blood

[monkeyboy97531]

Oh right, thank you, I was confused a sec.

By the way, check out my comment on the 'Letz shake' cut scenes to find out about where henry gets his nice grey suit!

[kdog450]

it fuck you you little prick

[LazyProcrastinator]

I have hearing problems, and even I could tell she was saying prick with no problem. -_-

Yes though, it is by far the best intro quote in the game. :P

[chaosd1]

Is it just me or is "Fuck you , you little squirt!" the best intro quote ever?

[hypermetalsonic]

she says "prick".. not squirt :P

[ZeldaFreak1987]

You should have recorded Sylvia's call on your cell phone (The one you can hear thru the Wii remote.).

"If you didn't dream about me I'll fucking kill you I swear! If I EVER hear you call out another woman's name in your sleep, you'll wake up with your joystick missing. Got it?"

[hypermetalsonic]

I honestly had nooooooooooo idea bout that thing.. Till I was on my 3rd play through :P

I've always left my Wii mote on mute.. So I noise never came out..

I had no idea that there was a phone confersation going on.. I finally decided to turn my Wii mote on, and then I was all like.. OMG.. I HEAR A VOICE :o

[DerekDude1313]

lol when the old laidys head hit the floor u can hear her fat gigling. it nasty

[snoozer301]

She is one of my favorite characters in the game. Something about a evil old lady is eff'n awsome.

[BaronFowling]

Speed Buster was a joke. She was just an old lady with a huge gun. An infant could have done as well as her if you guided it's hand to the trigger. And gave it a little help pulling. Still.

Also, the censored version of her death is ridiculous. Silvia picks up her hat at the end instead.

[ReiAyanami8]

It's wierd that you bring up the censorship of this game. It turns out that the Japanese game was more tame than this one, instead of the inverse.

[nishthedish]

I admit, it does have a somewhat artistic feel, the "censored version". Not like he's bad mouthing the uncensored version, he just has an artistic look at it, sheesh.

[Naughtyou]

gotta love that shopping cart.

[DerekDude1313]

yep the death cart

[Muse424]

god sucks to be travis doesnt man lol

how come the cat wasnt harmed?

[Windclaw]

FUCK YOU!

The cat is awesome!

[DerekDude1313]

cause the cat is pro and is awesome

[didyouseemyflames]

No, letz shake is the easiest

[mikeymike360]

Her voice actress did an amazing job in my opinion!

[OscureBlade]

RUN, JEANE, RUN!!!!

[ginD1]

damn you cat

[amanimations]

hwo can u get that sword on that part of the game??

[hypermetalsonic]

its my second play through

[dvelzzz]

adam shut it and go play it

[RenjiFujikawa]

dude, travis' cat killed thunder ryu!

[hypermetalsonic]

yay...I noes.. :(

[A1a2tor]

thank you for putting this vid this is hands down the easeast boss fight in all the game

[RedBlueSpot]

Yeah, it even beats "Letz shake"....