JezuzFreek777, May I Pwn You?

[YouDice]

Great video. Where do get your pictures from?

[Gnug215]

Thanks!

Around the place, really. I found many of them via Google Images, searching for "De/motivational posters", "Epic Fail" and the like.

[jileel]

1:10 made me lol

[Gnug215]

There's a whole site of pics in that vein.

:)

[TonkyelSonato]

The only fail here, are all of u. U actually think it's funny putting those pictures?

Well dude, idc what u do... All i know is that u r such a nerd no life freak geek and that u should get a life instead of making vidoes with random pictures on them while criticising Christianism and Creationism. U think u r worlds boss? U think a guy with flasks and gases pipes created the universe?

Someday, some1 will beat u up, i wish it was everyday

[GITFIDDLEMASTER]

you are so stupid and ignorant. both of your comments are filled with ad hominem fallacies. so the reason you believe in god is because people have done it for thousands of years... cleeeeerly thats a good thing to do. you know what? people have had slaves for thousands of years to and people have been raping, killing, abusing, etc. for thousands of years to so i guess i'll start doing that! THANKS!... where do you live?

dumbass

[Atheeizm]

Typical catholic teen girl who prays for Jesus and shows her butt on you tube. Hypocrite.  Did I get your profile right?

[Gnug215]

Again, what is your point of contention on my video? Do you have an actual objection to my point, yes or no?

You don't care what I do? Then why are you messaging me? And why do you keep insisting that I'm a nerd/geek with no life? As if that's supposed to question the validity of my point?

Perhaps that's the problem? You don't know how to argue against my points? So in all your helplessness, you just resort to calling names?

And wishing pain on me? How very Christian of you. :)

[drouin916]

That was very Christian of you TonkyelSonato.

[supah1337B]

TAH DAH!

[Gnug215]

Uhm, ok. :)

[TonkyelSonato]

Fucking prick u r so narrow minded... That's why u believe in nothing. Atheism = ignorance. Go learn some philosophy and then talk to me.

Don't even think of making laugh of ppl by believing in God and Jesus, just because u dont. So explain me, how did universe was even created? Where did the Big ban came from? From nowhere? And how was nowhere created? Or w/e created? Can u explain me, huh?

U should be more matture dude, u understand nothing about life.

[Gnug215]

Lol, oh dear, your message has so much fail in one place.

First off, what on earth does this have to do with the video? Second, I'm not an atheist. Third, philosophy? You mean like your deeply philosophical message here? Fourth, the Big Ban, eh? Fifth, me more mature? I'd suggest you look a bit at your own message first. :)

Lastly, I understand nothing about life? Oh, do let me know what I don't understand that you have such a deep insight into.

Have a nice day. :)

[Squawkerd]

Where did god come from? Once you have answered that question, substitute the word "universe" for the word "god" and tell me why one makes more sense than the other.

[Atheeizm]

Ladies and Gentleman ... a new contender in the Failworld.

[TonkyelSonato]

How come im failing? Failing on what? On believing? On being Christian? On being religious and believe in a God? On something millions of millions of people have done through thousands of years?

U r the one that fails here geek.

[Atheeizm]

Wow. Just how many feet do you have to shoot? Please end you embarrassment. Go read a fucking book and stop sucking your lords cock. Go away.

[erehwon80]

To TonkyelSonato:

Millions of people believing something do not make that belief right, sorry.

For using an argumentum ad populum, you fail.

[TheNeognostic]

"If 50'000'000 people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."

Bertrand Russell.

[TheNeognostic]

The pot is calling a kettle black...

I think we have a stupidity troll to rival even Malithe00 here...

[Ostara12]

like this video ...

[Gnug215]

Thanks a lot. :)

[supah1337B]

BRB got me laughing to

[drServitus]

jesus freak 777 is a half step away from straping on a bomb and running into a crowd shouting "jesus loves you!" as he sets it off.

[xmanbearpigx14]

Great vid. Btw, the pic at like 0:55 what is it? like the black background a pictured and the a caption, with a saller caption? and i love the pick at 1:17 and 1:08 "brb" lmao

[Gnug215]

Oh, the type of picture you mean?

They're called "Motivational Posters", or even "De-motivational Posters". They're easy to find online. :)

[xmanbearpigx14]

ok thx

[ConsciousMaster]

cool vid

[Gnug215]

Thank you. :)

[Raptor302]

OMG, I need like all of those pictures with the funny subtitles like right now!

[Gnug215]

Hehe, they're called Motivational Posters. I've found a lot of them just by image Googling, but there are also entire sites with those pics.

Also, I might be able to e-mail you some if you wanted to.

[101194z4life]

Yeah, I see them all the time on the Escapist, Good show.

[NonStampCollector]

I'm digging your vids. Subbed.

[Gnug215]

I'm thrilled to be dug!

And I must say that the digging is in every way mutual.

[CarpeOmne]

HOLY CRAP IT'S NONSTAMPCOLLECTOR!!!!

It's awesome when you see a famous youtuber leave a comment somehwhere =D

[NonStampCollector]

Yeah, I watch videos, leave comments, eat, sleep, go to the supermarket, all the normal things,...

I just have trouble seeing through lead.

And kryptonite is a fucking killer.

[CarpeOmne]

Oh Mah Gawd, you go to the supermarket too????? 0:

That's freaking awesome

So yeah, I'm looking forward to the next video! Hope it comes out soon!!! =D

[Vogter2100]

Jezuzfreek777 is totaly wacko. Slavery a good thing? He certainly needs help.

[Gnug215]

Well, if he would be my slave for 5 years, I would try to make him understand that slavery is a bad thing. ;)

[Vogter2100]

heheheh... I bet you would. When he has washed and cleaned down your home in full for the 6th time in one day he might get the picture.

[Gnug215]

I was thinking more along the lines of what it says in the Bible, where I'm allowed to beat him within an inch of his life, and similar "non-evil" stuff.

Also If he got a wife and kids during his enslavement, they'd be my property.

Insanity.

[Kieranfoy]

One day, I hope to find a dishy Southern theist girl who argues that, just so I could dare her to be my 'Biblical slave' so she knew what she was bitching about. With salacious eyebrow movements and everything.

Preferably Caucasian to avoid relating it to slavery in America...

And because that's my type of girl. With dark hair and curves...

Yep, I'd bet people'd sing a different tune about slavery if THEY faced it.

[Gnug215]

Hehe, exactly my point.

The hypocrisy is tangible.

[Gnug215]

Hehe, yeah. I got hands on a pic the other day showing a graph of the amount of people killed in the Bible, by God and by Satan. Needless to say, God was ahead... by a factor of, like, millions.

I do not for the life of me understand how they fit that together with "all-loving".

[dannypantsgm]

I often wonder why Christians try to defend stances like this one. I mean, when there are so many other mind bogling gaping holes in the theology itself, why try to defend slavery of all things? I really don't like the directions they take steps in sometimes. To me, the only reason to defend a thing like that would be to rally support for it again. Creepy Christians.

[Gnug215]

I must admit, I haven't really seen a Christian defend slavery before. I've seen them make all kinds of mental gymnastics to get around the horrible stuff in the Bible, but not this.

Although... I did see NephilimFree defend genocide and killing of children not too long ago, and that's obviously worse, but he's a total psycho. I actually thought JF was kinda normal...

But yeah, good points.

[AtheistChase]

If it's one person - it's insanity.

If it's a mass of people - it's religion.

[Gnug215]

True...

And if it's in the Bible - it's totally justifiable.

*groan*

[AtheistChase]

Yes indeed. How can an eternal space wizard who loves us all, but sometimes gets angry because we use reason not make sense?

[Gnug215]

I know! Or.... I don't know? Heh. Christians have got it all mixed up.

I mean seriously, how does Jezuzfreek777 think all those slaves felt? Was it fun to get beaten senselessly and then see if you survived for a couple of days or died instantly?

Sheesh!

[AtheistChase]

I think he wants a slave. The lazy, cruel fuck.

If we ever get slavery legal, then a slave owner should work one week for each slave he wants to get. If he still wants a slave, we give him someone who's on death row.

[Gnug215]

Hehehe.

Well, you know... all this would actually be a lot funnier if slavery weren't so prolific today. Sure, what we see today may not be "Biblical slavery", but I still think it may be a slap in the face of all those sweatshop and sex-workers around the world.

In fact, there are more slaves in the world today than ever.

I wonder if that idiot knows that...

[AtheistChase]

He's living in his christian bubble.

In other words he's willfully ignorant, so i would  say no, he doesn't.

He probably could be categorized with those people who think that quantum physics has to do with telekinesis.

[Gnug215]

It's funny, sad and interesting to see him sit there justifying something that is obviously evil and despicable, just because it's there in his holy book.

I mean, he MUST have known he was out on a limb there. Looking at the vid, I felt his facial expressions and mannerisms seemed very nervous. He scratched himself a lot and made weird little gestures.

I think he knew he was spouting bullcrap.

[AtheistChase]

Psychology for the win!

It goes sort of like this.

Bible = gospel of an omnipotent being = absolute truth. Slavery accepted in bible therefore slavery is acceptable.

[Gnug215]

Yeah, but I haven't actually seen a Christian try to justify Biblical slavery before. Usually they just say it happened in the old days, and it was only valid for the Israelites back then, blah blah, pathetic stuff

At least Jezuzfreek777 is honest, but wow, what an admission. And what a horrible God he believes in.

[AtheistChase]

The christian deity is a naytheistic deity. A cruel, vile, vicious ogre.

The devil seems like a better bet, if you want an agreement.

[wimscheers]

Love the demotivational posters. Dont forget to beat him to the edge of death once he agrees, maybe stick some bible verses to your lead pipe while youre at it, he's appreciate that.

[Gnug215]

Shhh, he can't know that I'd beat him...

But hey, with all the crap he's been saying, I think I wouldn't be able to resist... Besides, according to him I shouldn't feel bad about it. Yay Biblical morals!

[AtheistChase]

I think he wants slaves. The lazy, cruel fuck.

I think if we ever get slavery legal, then the slave owner should have to be a slave for one week for each slave he wants to get. If he does that one week, and still wants a slave, then we give him a slave owner who wants to be a slave. Or something similar. I haven't thought it out fully.

[phenixwryter]

I saw that video and he seemed to be okay with the whole slave-master relationship. If he truly wants to "save your soul", he'll take you up on that deal. Btw-if he does, may I borrow your slave for a few clean up tasks around my house? Txs! = )

[Gnug215]

Yeah, I'm fully expecting him to take the offer - for it IS an offer, one that he as a true Christian shouldn't be able to refuse. Let's see if he sticks to his word.

And sure, you may borrow my slave for a small fee, but if you beat him to death while under your care, you'll have to pay.... uh... 50 silver sheckels or something.

[phenixwryter]

If he's naughty, I'll just make him read an astronomy book. ; )

[Gnug215]

Haha, you know, I actually bought a big one of those recently. Good for smacking him around with, too.

"Science! It hurts, bitches!"

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Nice video.

Jeg liker tegneserier om de to arks.

[Gnug215]

Thanks. :)

If you want, I could send it to you. I also have another similar one, which is quite good.

[Qieth]

I don't want a christian slave. I fear that he would "bless" my drink with a few rufies and i'd wake up strapped to a cross..

[Gnug215]

Hehe, good point, but he would have to be a good little Biblical slave and obey his master.

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