A capuccino in Tel aviv

[dtvdish0]

מצוין

[OKREDHOT]

lol funny

i'm not israeli but i hate also these kind of hipsters with their macchiato, espresso, latte, and so on. JUST GIVE ME A SIMPLE AND NORMAL COFFEE OK ?

[mcfrdmn]

Cute video!

[dellp110]

A charming film I'm sure but I don't speak arabic if there were subtitles it would be great, for arabic speakers as well.

[earthwormjah]

@dellp110 Hehe, wrong language bub, that's Hebrew. You'll notice the women aren't wearing burqas.

[kikyoushir]

why is everytime that there is a

Israeli video in youtube in english subtitle there is a political discussion? just enjoy the sketch and thats it.

[guentherstoll]

whats the name of the song in the end???

[guentherstoll]

@guentherstoll found it already... מרגול - נערי שובה אלי ♫ ;D great song !

[guentherstoll]

even if I dont like Israel...but this is so funny...the first guy shows the perfect mentality of the "ARSIM" ! XD

[chodeshadar18]

Israel and America are the TRUE "Dar al Islam" (Place of Peace) while the Arab countries are the "Dar al Harb" (Place of War)

[guentherstoll]

@chodeshadar18 haha your comment is even funnier than this video... XD USA and ISRAEL the place of peace... :D

[VARMINT2004]

ךשועיןמע צט שדד םככ!

[guentherstoll]

@VARMINT2004 GNPFRZL PPFZ ("§$%!) ß*@€ ;)

[IWannabeJew]

The coffee lady makes Hebrew sound sexy.

[gghostd]

stupid pointless video

[lolitabrunette]

@gghostd

hmm then you dont understand hunny:)

[gghostd]

@lolitabrunette I do understand, its a clearly pointless video. Maybe if Israel wasn't allowing so many 'Jews' from different ethnic backgrounds you wouldnt have this problem.

[lolitabrunette]

@gghostd

lmao wow so much ignorance in one person i feel sorry for you

dont bother to replay i will just feel sorry for you even more hun be well!

[gghostd]

@lolitabrunette Israel is an apartheid state where Jewish Israelis & their Christian (American) servant dogs have a higher social,and political status than Arab and Muslim people. That is wrong, that is a crooked & unfair system of government and society. Ever day I read, hear & see the consequences of the Israeli ethnic cleansing in the West Bank, Israeli Jews have learned nothing from their own past. Evil be gets evil! I have a clear conscience. I've never killed, injured or tortured anyone.

[alonrose]

@gghostd

LMAO - The one and only state in the middle east, where non-violent minorities live together in peace and democracy is...? guess? Israel

Where we already know that extreme muslims murder each other , when they are not butcher christians

not to mention gays... no gays in the arab world

So give me a break - even for an extreme Islamic propoganda should be a limit

Long live beautiful, democratic. moderate and free Israel

(of course not for those who want to hurt it:)

[krdaniel123]

@gghostd but you did lie just now

[earthwormjah]

@gghostd Geez, chill out, have some tofu or climb a tree or go to a protest or something. Its a comedy show about coffee, for chrissakes

[IWannabeJew]

@gghostd Right, Israel should fulfill your expectations of a real apartheid state. :/

[polridi]

They don't have normal coffee in this country... If you ask for black coffee they give instant. The only way you get cofffee from machine, is if you have a cappuccino, which in Israel is called upside-down coffee. If you take out the milk in a cafe afuch (upside-down coffee), it would be exactly the same as regular coffee in any other country. The problem is, if you ask without the milk, they get mad, or confused, give you a cup of boiling/hot water and tell you to you the powder (instant)......

[earthwormjah]

@polridi Man, I've had that conversation with so many Israeli baristas... Me "Just give me some damn coffee!" Barista: "You want an ice cappuccino? Or some Nes?"

[raquel3010]

1:57

you can hear some is laughing :)

[CremboC]

Whoever wanted this with a rough translation to English: watch?v=Fr085CYYs1g

[laza8]

the first customers name? 

[IsraeI4ever]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח­חחחחחחחחחחחח

[sweetzionist93]

i speak both italian and hebrew and thats so funny!!! LOL

[halaytey]

can anyone translate in English plz

[zobielamouche1]

the area was inhabited for centuries before jews from russia, romania,... came at the end of the 19th century and build the jewish settlement of "tel aviv" (and many more across palestine). for zionists and their supporters the ethnic cleaning of the country from it's native population might be immaterial, for me it matters.

[oshottan]

did israel just get starbucks? i feel like ive seen this in english here in the US ten years ago

[throwashoeatbush]

Here's a good article to read for those who didn't read it. Just google it.

The Life of an American Jew in Racist Marxist Israel

Written in 1985 by Jack Bernstein

[RedsNMaduroMan]

@throwashoeatbush Here's a good saying for people like you who annoy others with your political and bigoted bullshit: "Kiss my ass!"

[throwashoeatbush]

@RedsNMaduroMan keep smoking, you'll do the world a big favour.

[jsaas66]

why the trani guy sounds like arab language..!! is this hebrew or what..!!!!

[rujtj]

@jsaas66

It's Hebrew, but with strong accent. She ( Margalit Tzan'ani) is from Yemen.

[schmendriks]

@JubanTeyman24 so first you call him *stupid racist* and then you call all europeans scum.The fact that you dont see your own contradiction tells me that you are a mental degenerate.

[JubanTeyman24]

@schmendriks I didn't call all Europeans scum. Just the ones that deserved it. If you hate Israel, your scum whether your European or not. Secondly, the guy I was talking to was degrading Yemenite Jews as if to say we are inferior to European Jews. Why? Because our Hebrew is more authentic than Yiddish? Because our traditions our more lively and authentic? Because our heritage is more reminiscent to the days of the 2nd Temple. And another thing, mind your own business, ya goy.

[rotemsh1]

@JubanTeyman24

what is your fucking problem dude?!?

i'm german jew but all the jews are the same...who said something like that uh?!?

all the jews are just people ahahah take it eassy dude and yiddish is a great language by the way!

and using the word goy shows how lame you are!

idiot moron!

[JubanTeyman24]

@rotemsh1

Riiiiiight - I like that one: "All Jews are the same..." Unfortunately your racist friend thinks our Yemenite Hebrew is Arabic. If that was the case, then I'd rather Hebrew sound like Arabic ANY DAY over some Russian or European dialect of Hebrew (Yidski) LOL.

Hey, don't piss on my foot and tell me it's raining. The most racist shmucks out there ARE Europeans. But then of course, you don't have to play the violin to make me believe otherwise.

[rotemsh1]

@JubanTeyman24

נראה לי שאתץה קצת ממורמר..ועם רגשי נחיתות! בוא נתחיל עם זה שעברית לא דומה לעברית בכלל! זה דבר חשוב כי אנשים עוד עלוללים לטעות בזה!

אירופים לא יותר גזענים מערבים ומאפריקאים דבר שני מה לעזאזל אכפת לך מה הוא חושב עליך ועל תימנים כאילו הוא זה שקובע...לפי ההגדרה בישראל רשום מדינת ישראל היא מדינת היהודים אין כן סוג של יהודי כל מי שהוא יהודי הוא יהודי נגמר הענינין אם אתה מרגיש נחות זה אשמתך!

[JubanTeyman24]

@rotemsh1

חחחח אני לא ממורמר...באמת אני מבסוט, ברוך ה'. אני מסכים איתך בסדר? כולנו יהודים...טוב, אבל אתה צריך להבין שזה נורא לראות יהודי פיגוע יהודי אחר (בגלל שהוא תימני או דבר אחר). אם אתה יהודי, אז אתה אח שלי. אבל אם אתה רואה יהודים אחרים כנחותים לך, אז איך אתה מצפה שאנשים יגיבו? דבר שני, לא אכפת לי מה אנשים אומרים - נכון אתה צודק! מה אנשים חושבים לא מפריע לי. אבל מה יהודי חושב על אחיו הוא מאוד חשוב. העולם כולו יודע את התימנים ואת המילה "נחות" לא לחצות את דעתם!

[rotemsh1]

@JubanTeyman24

well you don't speak hebrew..so i'm sorry.. i thought you are that's why i changed my language...

any way i am a girl....here in israel i don't see any racism between jews only in the dirty religious communties!

but they are fews! most of the jews love each other and we give fuck what the rest think!

[JubanTeyman24]

@rotemsh1

I do speak Hebrew - I just wrote a whole paragraph for you. You're confused.

[Stralinism]

@JubanTeyman24 אני חצי תימני חצי עיראקי ורק רציתי להגיד לך שאתה חתיכת אידיוט.

[Stralinism]

@JubanTeyman24 ומבטא תימני זה מבטא מכוער, אז מה? מה זה תימנית בעצם? ערבית.. לא סתם ערבית, ערבית מצחיקה.

אשכנזים הם לא אירופאים הם יהודים בדיוק כמוני וכמוך והתימנים הם לא ערבים. אתה חתיכת גזען מפגר..

[Yoshuayovel]

@jsaas66 I don't know Arabic. Please write in English.

[bombingtheholyland]

Check out the trailer for the new 'reality' show Bombing the Holy Land on Youtube

[playlistboyz111]

NOSTALGIA!!

[oferet]

The man dressed as a woman is imitating singer Margalit Zanani (nick named Margol) whose song is played at the end. He has two nice sentences to say:

1. Over the mobile phone: "hold on for a moment, somebody's annoying me here"

2. (not accurate translation) "Give me mud coffee, I tour the whole country with my songs, can only afford to sleep onstage while the song introduction is on"

Priceless

[shonshrinks]

חחחחח התימנידה באילת

[wellsphere1]

1:37

cossssssss OOOmooo!!!!

חחח שנה אני צוחקת

[sdoron79]

כבר אי אפשר להזמין קפה רגיל במדינה שלנו...כל כך הרבה התפלצפויות.

מערכון נהדר.

[BIGBAD4KSA]

koss omik.......hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really funy

[fifuljka]

hahahahahaha, soooooooooooooo true...love this clip so much

[jaimeanna1412]

Give me my bucket of american coffe when I come to Tel Aviv this summer, please!

[MommieDearest67]

I love this one! Cracked me up the first time I saw it on Eretz Nehederet.

[AmHaArez31]

Hi, can anybody told me wich title is playing at the end?

[amaurialves]

What happens after the ugly tranny enters?

[federicoaberlino]

@amaurialves he/she argues with the employee, since she has no "regula cup of coffee" (= turkish coffee) to give him/her

[rujtj]

@amaurialves

She asks for a normal black coffee, and they don't have any normal. 

[REALLRAPMUSIC]

חחח אני עובד בארומה יש לנו שחור ^^ והפוך זה קפוצ'ינו :ד

[eran5005]

חחחח 1:53 קלאסי

"אין לנו בוץ"

טי ני ני ני ני

[federicoaberlino]

@eran5005 ahahaha

שניה, מרגיזים אותי פה

אהאהאהאה

[jeremyherber]

wtf is going on in this video

[HartfordPREVIArollin]

ma zoet muziqa temanit b'hasof??

[ohadi220]

בן של זונה שרמוטה כוש על האמאאאאא שלך!!!!!

אינשאלללא תמות אמן

mother fucker i wish you die as soon as possible!!! fucken ugly turksh faggot!!!!!!!!

[Tziyonit]

י-ה אללה--קפה זה קפה, וזהו זה!

[acebodine]

It' not necessary to understand Hebrew to get the gist of this. Funny.

[charmin1992]

this is really funny

[AnthraxMuffin]

Is Hebrew hard to learn if English is your first language?

[toquielkan]

yes ...

[kidi1232]

you can learn how to speak in few months, even less. but you will still have alot of grammar mistakes - it takes years to get to a grammar level that wont make peple correct you all the time.

so if you know people who speak hebrew, if you read/ listen to hebrew - it will be much easier for you.

[gangdeal]

yes it is .

[Dream23fb]

yes, Semitic languages are tough.

[xxxnaorxxx]

yes very O.o

[dolfi1961]

Botz literally means, swamp. Its used to described black turjish coffee thats not been filtered. Years ago was very popular in Israel, thats the reason why they make fun of it in this sketch.

[crumpmachine]

its still very popular in israel. definitey in the army

[mierpaul]

Someone please tell me - what is "botz" and "pasta"?

[Clopodav]

"Botz" = black coffee unfiltered.

"Pasta" - spaghetti.

[mannypedrosa]

lo lo...pasta is not only spaghetti..here in italy we have many kind of pasta...we have spaghetti,pennette,fusilli....­.i think we have more of 500 pastas....and different receipt inevery city!!!!come to visit our magic land!...leitraot!

[nevskixx]

farfalle, orechiette...

[mannypedrosa]

ken! kol acHavod!..and much and much mores......!

[nevskixx]

vermicelli

[nevskixx]

ravioli

[mierpaul]

המלצרית היא יפה מאד :)

[Garonius]

גדוווול D=

חחח ^^

[DH2020]

Botz!!!

[muzika1971]

Please can some one tell me the song they put it at the end, who sing this and what is the song name?

[VHK99]

the singer in the end is

מרגלית צנעני

and the song name is

נערי שובה אלי

[muzika1971]

Shalom VHK99

many many thanks. it is very nice song.

i found it after u send me the name of song and singer.

G-D bless you

[1israel4ever1]

חחחחחח גדול!

[ciroachiatt90]

great and funny!!!!

[STEVEATBOACBICYCLES]

What a scream.! Botz, botz, ahnee rotze botz.! BOTZ SH'CHORA..!

[savtasaba]

גדול מהחיים

Great

Watch my videos from Israel

Thanks

[egillard]

חשבתי שזה היה רעננה

[puffolotti]

TLV? are you sure is not Rehovot?

[peles73]

me-tsu-ian! :D

[MacI568]

It makes fun of 3 things:

-the different mentality of the Ashkenazim and Mizrahim (the waitress present the Ashkenazim, and the red-hair lady the Mizrahim)

-Tel Avivians vs. non Tel Avivians

-The ridiculously long time it takes to order a cup of coffee in today's coffee shops.

[IsraeliSinger]

though- notice how fast that lady got her mochachino fredo!!

[mannypedrosa]

i'm italian..MOCACCINO FREDDO...this is the right way...:-)

[IsraeliSinger]

thanks- I'll know for next I'll have to use that term :)

[TSAB615]

LO BA LI PASTA !!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

[fintatarta]

Great! I am just beginning studying hebrew and I can understand maybe 10% of this video, but that 10% makes me laugh anyway...

[Ktlc003]

hahahah soooooo funny

aval ani rok metaberet anglit, rok metaberet ivrit titsat. lo harbe.

I just moved back to the states from Israel, I feel like I am Hebrew deprived, thats why I look up random hebrew movies on here lol

[VHK99]

i live in tel aviv and this is soo funny because it's soo real XD

[shmuel78]

aniiiiii met al zeeeeeeeee

[theenforcer44mag]

lo ba li al pasta.........L O L !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chulaaa]

hahahahahahaha

[theenforcer44mag]

awsome! Every time i see this it makes me laugh, hahahahahaha

[ikonklast29]

They are making fun of the chic coffee shops and the people who go to them.

[dean89]

Aroma isn't chic at all lol just shows how dumb some ppl r

[IsraeliXdude]

Generally i dont like erez nehedert but this one was funny

[ElUltimoChico]

The red haired lady is a man and this is a parody about the coffeeshops in Israel. and how's that some people find it too dificult to buy coffee in those coffeeshops BTW the video's language is Hebrew

[TVercetti85]

i dont understand anything, but it seems to be funny.

[israerosa]

and not all israelis look like that red head thats u who looks like the red head

[gevesh]

Yes it's hebrew.

[sk8kid359]

az lech la panone

-lo, lo ba li pasta

ze lo pasta!

[tamagochita]

was that Hebrew? it sounded sooo sweat.

[dassiee]

mami ani rotzeh cappochino! GRANDE GRANDE! eym ketzef

[latiem]

eze keta !!! MAGNIV

[Sweetscience123]

GADOL , eretz neederet iech lanou ! haha

[sk8kid359]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fastmotionforme]

haha ezeh matzhik achi ani ohev temanim

[triLcat]

anak!

[guyraby]

ken

[ker331]

haha!!