Funny Dutch Advert

[sander66613]

En als er geen bier meer is, dan drinken we paardenpis: oh heineken bier, oh heineken bier

[fckchrisfck]

heineken is okay but i prefer amstel bier <3

[BigBouncyBewbs]

@fckchrisfck the funny thing is that both are from the same brewery... just the label is different...

[maartenvdvegt]

why the fack denken mensen altijd dat nederlanders raar zijn?

[zezimarules1]

this video is awesome.



[primeoetgrunn]

brand bier!!!

[Levianos]

Thumbs up voor Grolsch !!

[aaronbannink]

Awesome accents

[TGamesmaster]

hey why are all dutch poeple gothic? 

[cindyvdh1]

@TGamesmaster they arent ALL x]

[TheShadowcil]

Dutch people HATE Heineken.

[cindyvdh1]

@TheShadowcil thats not true!!!! <3

[misticouco]

Hertog Jan! the best beer!

[SLiDEnl]

Jupiler! :O

Heineken is crap

[kuzjesnienke]

Grolsch is the best beer ever <3

[hundredsheep]

That is funny xD

[sounaloa]

eeej nix tege nederlanders ja ( tancelate) hey noting against dutch ppl yeah?!

[dars2607]

hahaha that's such nonsense, most Dutch people actually DON'T like Heineken!

[mrmehdimedia]

@dars2607 its oke, but hertog jan is better :P

[nielscarp]

@dars2607 Bavaria 4 Life!

[naroj10]

@dars2607 Valt wel mee hoor,

[1111krol]

@dars2607 yeah, as long as its beer and as long as its cold, we'll drink it.

[sirmentro]

yeah the people in this vid where dutch, no doubt, even the security guy sounded dutch...

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

Tolerance has become a dirty word here,

fear rules, even Amsterdam is dying. The video made me laugh but the state this country is in doesn't. With Geert Wilders in power, no one will recognize anything of what made my country a nice country, stupidity and bigotry rule here already. The few things that are still the same are the rainy winters and the fact that Heineken tastes like horse piss. Don't let it happen to the UK.

[USTollerMann]

@ArmageddonAfterparty common dude, get a grip your country is already overrun with Islamists...too bad you can't see that!

[Soldierlozer]

@USTollerMann yeah, it's horrible I have to share my class with very talent moslims. Who work hard for their future. Just horrible.

I study at the HBO (don't know the right translation, but at least it's one of the harder studies), half my class is moslim. Do I care? No, they're nice guys, they spent more time learning then I do.

So what wrong with them?

[Dracopol]

@Soldierlozer They, the Muslims, believe it was okay for their spiritual leader to stick his penis into A'isha -- a nine-year-old girl. Once they've been indoctrinated into THAT fact it's pretty much open season on women after that. How's THAT for openers?

[USTollerMann]

@Soldierlozer you know Dutch tolerance is so pathetic....do you realize that you lands are being taken over?

[Soldierlozer]

@USTollerMann by what? Idiots? Racists? Yup, your right.

[USTollerMann]

@Soldierlozer - you are kidding me right? Yeah it was a christian who cut off the head of  Theo Van Gogh wasn't it? You need to grow up, then again you could be a mussie yourself!

[Grinder1987]

@USTollerMann

No but it where the christians who crussified thousands of jews?

Please dude grow up yourself...

[HubbyMe]

@USTollerMann You've ever been to Holland? If no: how can you tell? Geert Wilders told you that?

[USTollerMann]

@HubbyMe ---- sorry it took me so long to reply....I lived in Europe 5 1/2 years. But, yes I have been to the Netherlands, several times. Nothwithstanding the fact that my ancestors left Amsterdam in 1640. But thanks for asking!

Bakker!......

[Idsart]

tsss, Heineken tastes so bad, but funny commercial :)

[ilovecoco22]

whaha i dont know about this commercial but who is she then?? i dont know her,, but i think all the ppl in the commercial are wearing freaky cloth whaha but still the dutch ppl are the makers of heineken LUV and its a funny commercial ghehe,,, ps i'm dutch sorry for my grammar bla bla bla

[Abraksas112]

@ leavenworth11

i guess you´re not dutch but if you´re complaining about grammar you should look at your own grammar too.

and about the dutch saying "other than", i think a lot and not only the dutch but even the american say that...

[bluestar1976]

typical dutch react!!!!

[parrottpuncher]

Hoi!!!!!

[dr0pa]

LMAO SECURITY!!!!!!!!!

[AlpineEastern]

It's only a few split seconds but the other shoppers; One in the background wasa middle aged hair man in a wedding gown, and a grown middle AGED man in a shopping cart like a small child. What would we now think...Middle ages gents in a modern day time shopping MARKT?

DUTCH TOLLERANTS

[PinkKissedLips]

i dont get it

[Deanna405]

BTW I loved the timing of: "now tested in... HOLLAND!!!" while this man was passing/rollerblading by naked with his thingy dangling (I THINK he was naked, cuz it was a split sec)

[mdsatan]

those accents are a bit over the top and it claims the Dutch dont drink the true juice of the gods, Amstel.

[trashcan666]

Amstel is piswater mijn vriend.

[leavenworth11]

sorry, but no matter where this video was made or aired, the actors are very dutch indeed ... those accents are 100% pure dutch, and, not to mention; yes they speak english, yes we usually understand them, but their english is usually full of tremendous grammatical errors. i.e., "anything else than", should be "anything else, other than" or "anything other than" ... en nu voor iedereen wie dit commentaar offensief vinden, ja spreek ik nederlands.

[PJBLT]

Dear Leavenworth11,

Those actors and accents are as dutch as 'Allo Allo'is French.

BTW, have you got any idea how many errors you made in that one little dutch sentence? About every other word!

[jhcfight]

Huh? Looks like correct Babel Fish Dutch to me :D

[PJBLT]

It is correct Babel speak indeed :-->

[leavenworth11]

dear PJBLT ... now, it's my turn: your comment was ---> "It is correct Babel SPEAK indeed", but it should be: It is correct Babel TALK indeed ... this is exactly what i was trying to point out ... now look who's speaking FISHY - actually it's pure Baby TALK you've displayed for all to see, and laugh. - Otherwise your point is well taken.

[OgamerNL]

This is because of our Grammer.

It is totally diferent from the English. Most people who do speak Dutch which you might have seen speaking, like our Prime Minister (do not know if you have seen him). Also, our pronouncements are very different from the English.

That Dutch you senence you typed has got (like PJBLT said) some errors in it.

[Deanna405]

respond to leavenworth11: what a weird last phrase... I hope those were typo's.... But I wasn't offended by the fake or not fake Dutch accents. Was just kinda funny. (Why would it be shamefull to HAVE an accent?? As long as we make an effort to understand eachother) I think a Dutch accent sound somewhat like that, but I do believe that those actors were not Dutch. Just listen carefully.

[abcynthias]

I know this is a late reaction, but I saw atleast 1 dutch person in this commercial.

The lady who calls for security is a stand up comedian here.. And that is a dutch accent :P

not all dutch have it, but most of us do.

[DuncanMacLe0d]

"En nu voor iedereen die deze reactie beledigend vindt, ja ik spreek Nederlands."

When you're whining 'bout us Dutch, right back at ya. ;-)

[parrottpuncher]

My ex fiance was dutch, it was a pain trying to speak to his parents!

[Daerkell]

Unless you learn their language, which you might have done, y'know? They learned yours.

[parrottpuncher]

Nop, I picked up some stuff, but always got it translated!

[Seingalt84]

uhm, the girl has a pretty thick dutch accent though....

[shadowvolcano]

how dare they im dutch. that never showed. there making fun of the dutch kill them!!!

[MalePietje]

ja eigenlijk wel, heeft nie zo heel lang gedraaid, paar dage maar, en was toen van de buis gehaald

[chieffie77]

This is bullshit, I´m Dutch, and this never aired in Holland, also the actors are not Dutch, like sheratonfegler said, the only thing Dutch about this is that Heineken is brewed in Holland... Please label your shit right.

[84morgan84]

Get your shit right. Seriously, as mentioned above, this particular kind of horrendous grammatical errors is rather typical for Dutch native speakers, as is the accent. Dus chill, hm?

[ElectricPup]

Please label your s*** right. Are you swearing for the hell of it becuase it doesn't

make sense. Ok, your dutch, how do you know this has not been aired UNLESS you live in Holland. And yes you are going to say "i do live in holland blah blah blah" but you didn't need to point out your dutch becuase that makes no diffrence. How do you know the actors aren't dutch, they've got an accent, and they could be dutch or half dutch or quater etc.

[CrunkUnit]

@ElectricPup

the thing is you need to understand is that dutch people are proud of the their own country that's why they like to say i'm dutch.

[sheratonfegler]

-.-? whats dutch about this except the beer? nothing. and i live there so i know it.

[deezvids]

LMAO!!!

[aeroplano]

dutch are sexy

[charliekkendo]

LMAO @ THAT!

[JackAlexandrine]

Lol it's a UK advert actually. I remember when this was on. I'm sure people laugh at the UK too :P

[stormywinter2004]

Maybe the commercial was right, are we really tolerant?

[akakaraka]

its funny but true...every deth metal/ goth rock band goms from there l0l

[pyrgress]

The Dutch get picked on so much...but it's still funny.

[csex5]

haha ol if i was on rollerskates i would of fell ova lol

[Tricktopz]

there a naked old guy on rollerskates! hahahah!!

[ammerich107]

heh lol funny :D

[mothmaiden]

*Giggles*

[FeyNicks]

Very funny - see the naked guy doing his shopping and no one noticing?  Hope the Dutch have a sence of humour! LOL

[shelovesyou00]

that's retarded.

[ThewolfofMibu]

OMG en om niet uit de boot te vallen: lol

[PetalMisha]

i dont get it

[foxcell]

lol

[Retallickl]

Lol

[Retallickl]

lol