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  • Michael Swaim: The Game coming soon.

  • theremin FTW

  • 22 sonic fans saw this page and dislikd it -.-

  • im laughing at the music one cuz ive seen all those videos

  • is it weird that i found cracked tv by typing 'most retarded' in my youtube search bar?

  • The Birdo fanart looked like something from Pink Floyd - The Wall.

  • lol, good video.

    super mario crossover on explodingrabbit is fun

  • The fanart from 4:32 and onward really will haunt my dreams.

    Anyway, a very good episode of Cracked TV!

  • Mr. Swaim, sir, if I started a progressive rock band called Digital Pie, would you be jealous enough to join? Or at least accept a free copy of the debut album, "S.W.A.I.M."?

  • "yeah... I'm leaning towards gay...."

    Lol

  • I know that birdo actually, not telling just who it is though

  • What's that rap at the ending credits?

  • @skim172 Terrifying. Good enough?

  • That's right,you cant escape... XD

  • Let me do what all top commented posters do to get there comments in the top slot, type what was said in video. Here we go "Hey everybody welcome to episode 9 of Cracked T.V." ::crosses fingers::

  • 5:20 is cool xD

  • FUCKING MEGA64 AT THE END. FUCK YES.

  • ...GUH..

  • I totally still have Mario Teaches Typing.

  • 20 people never found their princess in the other castle

  • @DarkwingMantis Shut the fuck up.

  • @Mysterious0Bob Lick my plate you dog dick

  • makes me wanna play mario now!!!

  • 19 people went out in the woods and ate mushrooms they found

  • @kara2lucy Fuck off.

  • 19 people wouldn't look good in a teddy.

  • @RioEllington Fuck you.

  • @Mysterious0Bob I know my sexy teddy-wearing skills have gotten to you but sorry bro, I don't bat for the home team. 8D

  • kumikyoku now. kumikyoku forever. <3

  • can someone tell me when i can see the mario without pressing buttons?

  • @juancametalero1 search automatic mario

  • ""blieb bloob fucking blob powerup"" ROFL

  • lmao, love the Spliff power-up!

  • 17 people were amazed by this video and accidentally clicked dislike.

  • YOU'RE AWESOME

  • 4:10-4:23 I cried laughing

  • Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on it's time to go, do the Mario! xD

  • bleep bleep, fucking. blop power up..

  • @jonasbacklund i think he said pot power up

  • @htimSsalohciN anyway, that's a game a would play..

  • What song is that at 0:18?

  • the mario songs were really catchy and nice... i liked it.

  • Ok, that thing with the tesla coils playing the mario theme is pretty cool.

  • KUMIKYOKU NICO NICO DOUGA!!! <3

  • You know what I don't get?

    How I went from watching Clannad episode 15 to videos about Mario tributes all just through the suggestions on the side of the videos...

  • @3:50... CAPTAIN LOU!!! :DDDD

  • *touches weed leaf* Power up!

  • That conductor from 1:35 annoys me a bit.

  • Cooomooon you forgot the meanest Mario of all. The Cat mario it's a fuckin legend right now. Go and die 100 times in that badass game. (That's pretty much an good first time result)

  • gosh, u r hilarious ;D

  • What about super Mario bros frustration?

  • hexagons for pixels :D sweet

  • Those stupid Google ads are crashing my internet browser.

  • rob sheridan @ 4:42!

  • note to self: DONT EAT OR DRINK WHILE WATCHING CRACKED VIDEOS!!

  • @NapanTR LOL soooo true, dont even get me started on most embarrassing weddings episode where one of the entries was couple who bit off each other's ring fingers as a symbol of their love/union, cracked showed full pictures while i was eating -_- lol

  • where is the hot girl in a red dress clip from and whats the song?

  • @littlebiddyteapot haha bit creepy

  • @littlebiddyteapot I think the clip of the girl is Jennifer Garner in Alias.

  • whats 1:45?

  • fkn his face when he goes But thats before i saw it synced up to japanese synth-pop... fkn swaim is a legend

  • omoide no okusenman is the part of the Nico nico douga kumikyoku song that's being played for 2:56

  • That's CLEARLY Japanese techno. I mean, come on.

  • whats the name of the hack at 2:56? I wanna hear ore J-pop ^-^

  • @DAOW17 that is a Nico douga melody. I think from Kumikyou? There's no singing in it. Just a bunch of Anime, Vocaloid, and Toho tunes.

  • 1:46 That's the best thing I've ever seen.

  • Wow dude, your a hater. No matter what you say, just keep hating.

  • W T F

    1:32

    Parents should punch their kids that do sh** like that

  • I still have Mario Teaches Typing. :D

  • LOL @ 2:16-2:18

  • "bleep, blip, fuckin... power up!"

    I lol'd

  • I hate his voice...

  • Yeah, I'm leanin' towards gay...

  • haha i love how the pot leaf appears exactly 4:20 into the video

  • OMG your right!

  • Great video and great host!

  • what's clippy's clip of??

  • mario ftw.

    except the new ones.

    they suck.

    and super mario bros. 2.

    its sucks more

  • whats sad is i know that song with the mario game matching the tune at 2:55 is okkusenman from megaman 2...

  • @tsunami2011 Can you please tell me where i can find video's of #4? that 2:41 to 3:00? idk what its called so i don't know what to put in search.

  • @MultiItman AMAZING mario level which plays itself and own music..

    its pretty cool vid... its like ten minutes long too... probably took the guy forever

  • It's a song called kumikyoku, and you can try searching that as a keyword with mario. I love nico nico douga :D

  • 2:19

    epic

  • 4:38

    O_O

  • hahahaha lol

  • "fuckin bleep. blop. power-up" hahaahhaha

  • Awesome power up!!!!

  • 3:01-3:04 lmaoooooooooo!!!!

  • Fucking google ads!!!!

  • Refresh the page and it will play without the annoying ads

  • @BeatboxKingS oh those things that give cracked the money to make this show? i hate those.

  • @BeatboxKingS That's why you need fire fox ad block plus.

  • @BeatboxKingS install addblock plus on firefox to block them

  • @BeatboxKingS adblock, your welcome

  • @val2zs

    127.0.0.1 is the best friend you never knew you needed.

  • @BeatboxKingS Dude,there's something called AdBlockPlus. GET IT.

  • @BeatboxKingS Id agree, but they're the reason Youtube doesnt cost $5 a month

  • that guy singing at the end sounded like vegeta

  • lol I used to love that song because it was on the end of every mario cartoon episode XDD

  • haha some of the art is hilarious

  • I saw the whole #4 video. It's 10 minutes long and awesome.

  • Whats it called?

  • Oh man those Kaizo mods are seriously the work of the devil. I beat them, but only because of save states.

  • Yep, that "Japanese Synth Pop" is a remix of Wileys Castle Part 1 from Megaman 2.

    I'm a nerd.

  • It's more than that! It's a 10-minute collection of infamous anime and video game songs (damn, there's even one from a musical, IIRC) by the name of "Kumikyoku Nico Nico Douga". Look it up, you'll find the automatic Mario version in no-time, I guess.

  • admitting it is the first step...

  • xD I've seen most of clips before...

    I guess I don't have a life after all

  • I saw the pic t 4:44 somewhere....and didn't like it. >_>

    the pic at 4:36 is hot tho

  • 4:47 luigis face

  • Bleep blap fucking pot

  • what the fuck was that thing at 1:41 ???

  • theremin! i love them!

  • Theremin

  • what movie/video is that in the beginning of the video? also, whats the song in the background dureing the clip of the random woman who he finds sexually attractive?

  • The show is Alias and the track is 'I wanna MMM'

    :3

  • ohh now i get it, these people are insane

  • @Ryogakun666 noooooo, ya don't say!

  • 4:45

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  • omg XD

  • Kimi ga kureta yuuki wa okkusenman, okkusenman, haa~ :D

  • lol and I'm from Wisconsin!

  • Me to and i agree

  • 03:09 - Super Mario Fusion footage and no mention of the fangame at all? Awesome!

  • "bleep... blop... fuckin'... powerup." 4:04

  • Hahahaha!

  • ( 4:44 ) I wet myself

  • I really hope 4:35 is a woman...

  • he skipped the "mario in the real world" video. where he's hooked on stars. and runs from the princess by jumping in a sink.

  • Weed powers Activate!......Woah. Where I'm am I?

  • I find you attractive, sir.

  • The weed leaf appears EXACTLY at 4:20. LOL!

  • omg, its a sign! lol

  • Oh, wow. You deserve a cookie for that. :D

  • gee I wonder if that was just some coincidence I mean I've never seen pot referenced with 420 but I looked it up on google and am now enlightened and that is some coincidence huh

  • @kansasdem you would know

  • @kansasdem Hahaha, awesome!!

  • @kansasdem Gay

  • Hey dumbass, that song is called Okkusenman and it's not synthpop.

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  • lol :) - Dewey Lansing, Forests of Mystery

  • WOW! I Watched every video there! Every video at this video have I seen!! WOAW!

  • from what movie is the clip form the first sexually intimidating?

  • looks like Alias-a tv show.

  • jeez the last issue of "Cracked" i got was in like '98 for many reasons

  • "Cracked" as in that Canadian rag I read when I was a kid growin up in the 90's? With all the fart jokes? I WONDERED what happened to it! I only see it around every few years now and it's all about skating stuff.

  • what is the instroment used it1:41 to 1:45

  • theremin

  • no i think he meant the eletricy thing i mean the theriman is cool but wtf is that

  • Thats a Tesla Coil. Normally not meant to be used as an instrument, but hey.

  • Looks like you got to see everything Mario, including the Niconico and Kaizo bits. Rom Mods, lol. Pleasant dreams with lots of spaghetti.

  • Japanese synth pop?

    Aww, come on, Swaim! How could you not recognize one of the 400 remixes of the Mega Man 2 Wily Castle theme? :P

  • ^Posted that before the vid finished.^

    Poor Swaimy. I'll come share your cold spaghetti with you and help you forget about that mean clippy! :3

    *stalk, stalk*

  • i like mario, but i would never do stuff like that!!!!!ROTFL

  • Whats the name of the song between 0:18 and 0:47

  • "the obese plumber"

    i still like mario

  • Whats that one where you win by doing nothing called? He didn't mention the name.

  • Its the Nico Nico Dougou Kumikyokyu. Its an auto level and there is no way to get it on your computer.

  • Tonyant is right except that the automatic levels can be downloaded if you have a Rom and the hack software needed.

  • And he does have a point with the whole mario and mushrooms thing...hm? lol

  • lmao omg so many great new quotes to use: "Put this on and shutup!"

    "Jesus, they're going down like cheap hookers!"

    "All i can say is the princess better be at the damn castle!!"

    "At first i didnt see the point of this. But that was before i saw it synced up to japanese synth pop"

    "Oh now i get it! These ppl are insane!"

    "Mmm digital pie"

    "Hey Mario! Stay outta the real world! Howd you like it if i became a video game? Bleep, blip fuckin, blop, power up!"

    "Gay? yeah im leanin towards gay"

  • oh god, HA, the news on cracked was awesome, that should definatly come back