Mr. Swaim, sir, if I started a progressive rock band called Digital Pie, would you be jealous enough to join? Or at least accept a free copy of the debut album, "S.W.A.I.M."?
Let me do what all top commented posters do to get there comments in the top slot, type what was said in video. Here we go "Hey everybody welcome to episode 9 of Cracked T.V." ::crosses fingers::
Cooomooon you forgot the meanest Mario of all. The Cat mario it's a fuckin legend right now. Go and die 100 times in that badass game. (That's pretty much an good first time result)
@NapanTR LOL soooo true, dont even get me started on most embarrassing weddings episode where one of the entries was couple who bit off each other's ring fingers as a symbol of their love/union, cracked showed full pictures while i was eating -_- lol
It's more than that! It's a 10-minute collection of infamous anime and video game songs (damn, there's even one from a musical, IIRC) by the name of "Kumikyoku Nico Nico Douga". Look it up, you'll find the automatic Mario version in no-time, I guess.
what movie/video is that in the beginning of the video? also, whats the song in the background dureing the clip of the random woman who he finds sexually attractive?
Ok.... There was a lady who was walking in the forest with her dog and was killed. If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK Ok
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the only thing sadder than that mario garbage is the fact that the magazine "cracked" still exists. Seriously? Even mad magazine is sad at this point. The second rate "Cracked" is bound to be much worse (and it is).
"in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until..." more "in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!
gee I wonder if that was just some coincidence I mean I've never seen pot referenced with 420 but I looked it up on google and am now enlightened and that is some coincidence huh
A close look at the G-20 Summit reveals a radical change in our world to a "global economic structure". Could this set the stage for a one-world economy that the Antichrist will rule over (Revelation 13:16-17 & Revelation 18) in the last days?
"Cracked" as in that Canadian rag I read when I was a kid growin up in the 90's? With all the fart jokes? I WONDERED what happened to it! I only see it around every few years now and it's all about skating stuff.
Michael Swaim: The Game coming soon.
spacerpg 2 weeks ago
theremin FTW
hessrockman 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
22 sonic fans saw this page and dislikd it -.-
S0ulR3aper101 2 months ago
im laughing at the music one cuz ive seen all those videos
60829 2 months ago
is it weird that i found cracked tv by typing 'most retarded' in my youtube search bar?
shittyfagg 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
The Birdo fanart looked like something from Pink Floyd - The Wall.
plentyofsoup 3 months ago
lol, good video.
super mario crossover on explodingrabbit is fun
hurmpfff 3 months ago
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The fanart from 4:32 and onward really will haunt my dreams.
Anyway, a very good episode of Cracked TV!
JunKazamaFan 4 months ago
The fanart from 4:32 and onward really will haunt my dreams.
Anyway, a very good episode of Cracked TV!
JunKazamaFan 4 months ago
Mr. Swaim, sir, if I started a progressive rock band called Digital Pie, would you be jealous enough to join? Or at least accept a free copy of the debut album, "S.W.A.I.M."?
Demonstray 5 months ago
"yeah... I'm leaning towards gay...."
Lol
crazycakes9943 5 months ago
I know that birdo actually, not telling just who it is though
komotoko99 5 months ago
What's that rap at the ending credits?
skim172 5 months ago
@skim172 Terrifying. Good enough?
shittyfagg 4 months ago
That's right,you cant escape... XD
KikuHonda1011 6 months ago
Let me do what all top commented posters do to get there comments in the top slot, type what was said in video. Here we go "Hey everybody welcome to episode 9 of Cracked T.V." ::crosses fingers::
highsteel240 6 months ago
5:20 is cool xD
amino0amin 7 months ago
FUCKING MEGA64 AT THE END. FUCK YES.
chosentonessournotes 7 months ago
...GUH..
ZombifiedGuitarist 7 months ago in playlist Cracked TV
I totally still have Mario Teaches Typing.
Shark7996 8 months ago
20 people never found their princess in the other castle
DarkwingMantis 8 months ago
@DarkwingMantis Shut the fuck up.
Mysterious0Bob 7 months ago
@Mysterious0Bob Lick my plate you dog dick
DarkwingMantis 7 months ago
makes me wanna play mario now!!!
lum2ina 8 months ago
19 people went out in the woods and ate mushrooms they found
kara2lucy 9 months ago
@kara2lucy Fuck off.
Mysterious0Bob 7 months ago
19 people wouldn't look good in a teddy.
RioEllington 9 months ago
@RioEllington Fuck you.
Mysterious0Bob 7 months ago
@Mysterious0Bob I know my sexy teddy-wearing skills have gotten to you but sorry bro, I don't bat for the home team. 8D
RioEllington 7 months ago
kumikyoku now. kumikyoku forever. <3
Anarchaism 9 months ago
can someone tell me when i can see the mario without pressing buttons?
juancametalero1 9 months ago
@juancametalero1 search automatic mario
nextbikerider 9 months ago
""blieb bloob fucking blob powerup"" ROFL
ultimatebeunhaas 9 months ago 36
lmao, love the Spliff power-up!
paulspydar 10 months ago
17 people were amazed by this video and accidentally clicked dislike.
CaboosePwned 10 months ago
YOU'RE AWESOME
Alenthas 10 months ago
4:10-4:23 I cried laughing
AMVslowking 10 months ago
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on it's time to go, do the Mario! xD
Shinryu627 11 months ago
bleep bleep, fucking. blop power up..
jonasbacklund 11 months ago
@jonasbacklund i think he said pot power up
htimSsalohciN 11 months ago
@htimSsalohciN anyway, that's a game a would play..
jonasbacklund 10 months ago
What song is that at 0:18?
Greyreptilian 11 months ago
the mario songs were really catchy and nice... i liked it.
Cruzito3000 11 months ago
Ok, that thing with the tesla coils playing the mario theme is pretty cool.
PPKDude852 11 months ago
KUMIKYOKU NICO NICO DOUGA!!! <3
ShadeTheDamon 1 year ago
You know what I don't get?
How I went from watching Clannad episode 15 to videos about Mario tributes all just through the suggestions on the side of the videos...
McdBzsarok 1 year ago
@3:50... CAPTAIN LOU!!! :DDDD
ArthurZ101 1 year ago
*touches weed leaf* Power up!
Masterpwnr13 1 year ago
That conductor from 1:35 annoys me a bit.
ManiaKattaK 1 year ago
Cooomooon you forgot the meanest Mario of all. The Cat mario it's a fuckin legend right now. Go and die 100 times in that badass game. (That's pretty much an good first time result)
RSXdaLV 1 year ago
gosh, u r hilarious ;D
TheSomethingWeird 1 year ago
What about super Mario bros frustration?
kwyjiboy11 1 year ago
hexagons for pixels :D sweet
MarijnStevens 1 year ago
Those stupid Google ads are crashing my internet browser.
reaperman2010 1 year ago
rob sheridan @ 4:42!
hyperpower10 1 year ago
note to self: DONT EAT OR DRINK WHILE WATCHING CRACKED VIDEOS!!
NapanTR 1 year ago 12
@NapanTR LOL soooo true, dont even get me started on most embarrassing weddings episode where one of the entries was couple who bit off each other's ring fingers as a symbol of their love/union, cracked showed full pictures while i was eating -_- lol
tubeuser2222 2 weeks ago
where is the hot girl in a red dress clip from and whats the song?
littlebiddyteapot 1 year ago
@littlebiddyteapot haha bit creepy
bobbiwib 1 year ago
@littlebiddyteapot I think the clip of the girl is Jennifer Garner in Alias.
FreedomPoint 1 year ago
whats 1:45?
n3cr0x 1 year ago
fkn his face when he goes But thats before i saw it synced up to japanese synth-pop... fkn swaim is a legend
XHellRaiser 1 year ago
omoide no okusenman is the part of the Nico nico douga kumikyoku song that's being played for 2:56
juliahime 1 year ago
That's CLEARLY Japanese techno. I mean, come on.
jek21 1 year ago
whats the name of the hack at 2:56? I wanna hear ore J-pop ^-^
DAOW17 1 year ago
@DAOW17 that is a Nico douga melody. I think from Kumikyou? There's no singing in it. Just a bunch of Anime, Vocaloid, and Toho tunes.
hado123 1 year ago
1:46 That's the best thing I've ever seen.
qwertzy121212 1 year ago
Wow dude, your a hater. No matter what you say, just keep hating.
Inavitago 1 year ago
W T F
1:32
Parents should punch their kids that do sh** like that
Inavitago 1 year ago
I still have Mario Teaches Typing. :D
ScottyMcGeester 1 year ago
LOL @ 2:16-2:18
dingaling1010 1 year ago
"bleep, blip, fuckin... power up!"
I lol'd
iAmTheLurch 1 year ago
I hate his voice...
arachanox01 1 year ago
Yeah, I'm leanin' towards gay...
peanutfoot 1 year ago
haha i love how the pot leaf appears exactly 4:20 into the video
leannajoy420 1 year ago
OMG your right!
77theflame77 1 year ago
Great video and great host!
trudbol 1 year ago
what's clippy's clip of??
southsydney 1 year ago
mario ftw.
except the new ones.
they suck.
and super mario bros. 2.
its sucks more
rapiscrappy 2 years ago
whats sad is i know that song with the mario game matching the tune at 2:55 is okkusenman from megaman 2...
tsunami2011 2 years ago 2
@tsunami2011 Can you please tell me where i can find video's of #4? that 2:41 to 3:00? idk what its called so i don't know what to put in search.
MultiItman 2 years ago
@MultiItman AMAZING mario level which plays itself and own music..
its pretty cool vid... its like ten minutes long too... probably took the guy forever
tsunami2011 2 years ago
It's a song called kumikyoku, and you can try searching that as a keyword with mario. I love nico nico douga :D
narutokingchidori 2 years ago
2:19
epic
Chibisukeah 2 years ago
4:38
O_O
Smatte13 2 years ago
hahahaha lol
hellzBrother 2 years ago
"fuckin bleep. blop. power-up" hahaahhaha
joshuarivera86 2 years ago 3
Awesome power up!!!!
Waffles0up 2 years ago 3
3:01-3:04 lmaoooooooooo!!!!
gamerx129 2 years ago
Fucking google ads!!!!
BeatboxKingS 2 years ago 79
Refresh the page and it will play without the annoying ads
coolguy7414 2 years ago
@BeatboxKingS oh those things that give cracked the money to make this show? i hate those.
vlogger3000 1 year ago 4
@BeatboxKingS That's why you need fire fox ad block plus.
c4r50n1 1 year ago
@BeatboxKingS install addblock plus on firefox to block them
facebag666 10 months ago
@BeatboxKingS adblock, your welcome
val2zs 9 months ago
@val2zs
127.0.0.1 is the best friend you never knew you needed.
RiderAndKallen 9 months ago
@BeatboxKingS Dude,there's something called AdBlockPlus. GET IT.
Martinntoxx 7 months ago
@BeatboxKingS Id agree, but they're the reason Youtube doesnt cost $5 a month
redauir 4 months ago
that guy singing at the end sounded like vegeta
XDCandyVegitoXD 2 years ago
lol I used to love that song because it was on the end of every mario cartoon episode XDD
PrincessHeart193 2 years ago
haha some of the art is hilarious
mrhappy132 2 years ago
I saw the whole #4 video. It's 10 minutes long and awesome.
QWERTYCommander 2 years ago
Whats it called?
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littlegermanbro 2 years ago
Oh man those Kaizo mods are seriously the work of the devil. I beat them, but only because of save states.
HiveDes 2 years ago
Yep, that "Japanese Synth Pop" is a remix of Wileys Castle Part 1 from Megaman 2.
I'm a nerd.
tegolin 2 years ago
It's more than that! It's a 10-minute collection of infamous anime and video game songs (damn, there's even one from a musical, IIRC) by the name of "Kumikyoku Nico Nico Douga". Look it up, you'll find the automatic Mario version in no-time, I guess.
noooodl 2 years ago
admitting it is the first step...
IRIICIKY 2 years ago
xD I've seen most of clips before...
I guess I don't have a life after all
Kirioger 2 years ago
I saw the pic t 4:44 somewhere....and didn't like it. >_>
the pic at 4:36 is hot tho
VinceKato 2 years ago
4:47 luigis face
adrian4106 2 years ago
Bleep blap fucking pot
crazymcfobo 2 years ago
what the fuck was that thing at 1:41 ???
noobsvensken 2 years ago
theremin! i love them!
outsider786 2 years ago
Theremin
PhilAndFrankShow 2 years ago
what movie/video is that in the beginning of the video? also, whats the song in the background dureing the clip of the random woman who he finds sexually attractive?
ivysmee 2 years ago
The show is Alias and the track is 'I wanna MMM'
:3
Speedifist 2 years ago
ohh now i get it, these people are insane
Ryogakun666 2 years ago 42
@Ryogakun666 noooooo, ya don't say!
meckrisa 10 months ago
4:45
moklyop 2 years ago
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moklyop 2 years ago
omg XD
MsGodess123 2 years ago
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we came to see the videos! this host is lame . pls shut up
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dramaqueen465 2 years ago
Kimi ga kureta yuuki wa okkusenman, okkusenman, haa~ :D
NyappyCandyholic 2 years ago
lol and I'm from Wisconsin!
UnderwearBarney 2 years ago
Me to and i agree
Happydudeman1 2 years ago
03:09 - Super Mario Fusion footage and no mention of the fangame at all? Awesome!
KlayMan2007alt 2 years ago
"bleep... blop... fuckin'... powerup." 4:04
netiaz 2 years ago 4
Hahahaha!
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the only thing sadder than that mario garbage is the fact that the magazine "cracked" still exists. Seriously? Even mad magazine is sad at this point. The second rate "Cracked" is bound to be much worse (and it is).
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m0nk3yb0y10 2 years ago
( 4:44 ) I wet myself
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awesomekid286425 2 years ago
I really hope 4:35 is a woman...
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anastasiapot 2 years ago
he skipped the "mario in the real world" video. where he's hooked on stars. and runs from the princess by jumping in a sink.
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cynnharvest 2 years ago
Weed powers Activate!......Woah. Where I'm am I?
shadowhexogram 2 years ago
I find you attractive, sir.
DJFarchnaught 2 years ago
The weed leaf appears EXACTLY at 4:20. LOL!
kansasdem 2 years ago 52
omg, its a sign! lol
linkinpark670 2 years ago 2
Oh, wow. You deserve a cookie for that. :D
FFFan3445 2 years ago
gee I wonder if that was just some coincidence I mean I've never seen pot referenced with 420 but I looked it up on google and am now enlightened and that is some coincidence huh
Snickers2006222 2 years ago
@kansasdem you would know
kungfooddudemaster 1 year ago
@kansasdem Hahaha, awesome!!
lizowen85 1 year ago
@kansasdem Gay
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skolkortlol 2 years ago
Hey dumbass, that song is called Okkusenman and it's not synthpop.
ZedekOfLP101 2 years ago
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michaelrachael 2 years ago
lol :) - Dewey Lansing, Forests of Mystery
deweylansing 2 years ago
WOW! I Watched every video there! Every video at this video have I seen!! WOAW!
Theowest 2 years ago
from what movie is the clip form the first sexually intimidating?
emilio940 2 years ago
looks like Alias-a tv show.
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A close look at the G-20 Summit reveals a radical change in our world to a "global economic structure". Could this set the stage for a one-world economy that the Antichrist will rule over (Revelation 13:16-17 & Revelation 18) in the last days?
spiritslain 2 years ago
jeez the last issue of "Cracked" i got was in like '98 for many reasons
willcube2525 2 years ago
"Cracked" as in that Canadian rag I read when I was a kid growin up in the 90's? With all the fart jokes? I WONDERED what happened to it! I only see it around every few years now and it's all about skating stuff.
TheJazzyMan1988 2 years ago
what is the instroment used it1:41 to 1:45
doctorwholover1 2 years ago
theremin
robotgod 2 years ago
no i think he meant the eletricy thing i mean the theriman is cool but wtf is that
Akirose001 2 years ago
Thats a Tesla Coil. Normally not meant to be used as an instrument, but hey.
NoAsking 2 years ago 4
Looks like you got to see everything Mario, including the Niconico and Kaizo bits. Rom Mods, lol. Pleasant dreams with lots of spaghetti.
laughingfurry 2 years ago 2
Japanese synth pop?
Aww, come on, Swaim! How could you not recognize one of the 400 remixes of the Mega Man 2 Wily Castle theme? :P
RinpooKatt 2 years ago
^Posted that before the vid finished.^
Poor Swaimy. I'll come share your cold spaghetti with you and help you forget about that mean clippy! :3
*stalk, stalk*
RinpooKatt 2 years ago
i like mario, but i would never do stuff like that!!!!!ROTFL
totalawesomeness15 2 years ago
Whats the name of the song between 0:18 and 0:47
milovarquiel 2 years ago
"the obese plumber"
i still like mario
ohgidgetz 2 years ago
Whats that one where you win by doing nothing called? He didn't mention the name.
Chaosshrine 2 years ago
Its the Nico Nico Dougou Kumikyokyu. Its an auto level and there is no way to get it on your computer.
Tonyant26 2 years ago
Tonyant is right except that the automatic levels can be downloaded if you have a Rom and the hack software needed.
laughingfurry 2 years ago
And he does have a point with the whole mario and mushrooms thing...hm? lol
strife725 2 years ago 2
lmao omg so many great new quotes to use: "Put this on and shutup!"
"Jesus, they're going down like cheap hookers!"
"All i can say is the princess better be at the damn castle!!"
"At first i didnt see the point of this. But that was before i saw it synced up to japanese synth pop"
"Oh now i get it! These ppl are insane!"
"Mmm digital pie"
"Hey Mario! Stay outta the real world! Howd you like it if i became a video game? Bleep, blip fuckin, blop, power up!"
"Gay? yeah im leanin towards gay"
strife725 2 years ago 5
oh god, HA, the news on cracked was awesome, that should definatly come back