Crazy Cabbie - Girl Has Adventure On The Way To The Airport - ExoticJess

[johnwlindgren]

In other words nothing serious

At least with the first driver

[johnwlindgren]

Great!

No bra, tight shirt. No problem.

Views 41,265

Dislikes ----21

Banged a little though, in the back seat

[mrchucknorris24]

I once had a one armed cab driver

[hannahnbrooke1234]

Put on a bra and a bigger shirt gosh no1 wants to see ur stuff unless they r pervs!

[KZWolf]

When I clicked on the title I actually thought there would be some BANGING in the back seat of a....... red...... moist stool.

[sumbooodeeee]

Pause at 2:22 damn jess!

[moJanerz]

AHAHAHA.. THAT LAST CAB DRIVER WAS FUNNY!! LMFAOO..

[rachelX0X5]

I hate the way guys just act like Jess is a piece of meat.

[NeoVictorianX]

@rachelX0X5 If she weren't a curvaceous piece of meat, she wouldn't have a million hits on her page. She is a model. I pretty sure that when a person wants become a model they make him are her sign a piece of paper that says they WANT to be a piece of meat.

[koolA1dmannTV]

we here is whaqt happened

we went too pick up a family member

and just when we were able to

pull over to pick her up

the cop made us move for a limo

and we kept looping

and looping and looping

untill my aunt was there and called a cab but did not tell us lol

[dropdeadnerds1]

omg! just like last week..i was in a car that ive never been in before..and i totally trusted the dude until he made his car skid on the rode and his engine gave out and we were going like 100 mph down like a 70 mph rode! crazy people these days LOL

[567890dan]

just go in the car with my dad, and you will want to live in smokeys cab

[tiger28971]

that was funny

[ilove2lovemylove]

I went to Britain and we took a cab to the subway from our hotel and we took a cab and told him where to take us it took 20 minutes to get there and we owed £35.20 and then on our way back we couldn't get a cab and we asked someone how far away our hotel was it was only a block down the street!

I'm never taking a cab again

[CitrineVlogging]

@ilove2lovemylove the cab driver scammed ou, i live in britain and you could get that for £2

[Luvsmilepeace]

My fam and their friends we all went up to a beach resort and there was golf carts, and one girl was getting her drivers license so myself and my cousins went with her to drive around the beach, she was really bad and went really fast, my little bro fell out the side he was fine, and then this guy in another golf cart said that she was terrible and she drove SUPER DUPER fast after her, and lets just say that it was a scream fest!<3

[puddingpro36]

It was crazy

[puddingpro36]

My mom was In a taxi before to get to the airport, and he pulled over to buy a hotdog! And another time was that a cab driver pulled over to go to a hill and pray!

[kittygirl12339]

i love it

[Cuauhtli47]

smokey at the end..LOL

[Harrisam66]

@chewties949 A cab driver raped my sister.

[NoeBernardin]

HAHAHA FUNNY

[randomjas246]

And few mins before I hot in I got drenched by this squirting fountain!!!!!

[alphajess10]

i once took a can to go home from the grocery store and the man wouldnt even get out of his car to help unload the trunk he gave me the keys to the trunk to open it and get my stuff so after unloading everything i walked over to the sidewalk and chucked him keys across the street ...asshole

[chrissybell944]

i was in a cab with my dad and u know he is a nice guy so he told this pregnent lady that she could join us and the damn women gave birth i was 5 so seeing a women giveing birth at 5 if aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[SpunkyMonSTAR]

I love that Jess puts on so much eyeshadow even when playing a guy. It makes it that much funny.

[lilwayner1]

i luv this vid too funny!

[jrezzy101]

is that Fresno

[zoics1]

@jrezzy101 Wow! I was thinking the same thing because I have cousins there in Fresno, but I think Jess lives here in L.A. Imagine how weird to run across your comment after almost keeping it to myself then reading your comment? LOL!

[OneTimeFriends]

XD u get lost in wal-mart

[SimplyEquestrian]

I was in the carribbean and this taxi driver was like 'Yo mahnn, they call me Trini!' He had some spare time and showed us all around Antigua :D Best taxi man eva ;)

[TheRobbieHall]

well my mom drove straight  down a straight road shes such a rebel she should be in jail

[TrillNationProd]

she like to use greenscreen

[natebum1]

u need an indian accent to be cab driver.

[Gaga4Sims25]

I have NEVER taken a cab.

[bwild61]

The cab drivers were pretty crazy in San Francisco when I lived there. Love you Jess !

[Nolo1357]

can't stop laughing haha, keep it up jess, u got your lover right here haha ^^

[Severling]

You look, soooooo sexy :D

[xpromisex]

OMFG!T.T My mom and I were in China n our cab driver was trying to take us back to our hotel but didn't know where our hotel was, so when we hit a stop light, he ran out the car to ask people on the side walk to ask for directions and left us with the door wide open in the middle of the busy street. T.T

[darkangelfeathers13]

My cab experience:

- Cab pulled up driving on the sidewalk.

- Drove on the wrong side of the road.

- Drove over the median.

- ALMOST went to the wrong gym.

O.o I'm not sure he soke english on top of that.

[chengstta]

Was the last cab driver high? XD

[chengstta]

You have a twin!!!! :O hahah XD

[AveRyMcSTeeZ]

"aww cmonnnn, the roads big enough i can fit my tractor in there!" hahaha

[rismm]

I want to send her a jump rope.

[sexilexy7]

@rismm why?

[acj210]

Hey Jess! I've got a quote! I find it to he so inspirational and when something goes wrong, it helps me pick back up!

quote: "keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final"

[canadiankidxoxo]

I got into the cab and we found out that somehow the guy was related to us

[QwencesBeauty]

EVERYTIME I RIDE A CAB THE DRIVER STINKS LIKE ARM- PITS, HE DRIVES REALLY SLOW, OR THE CAB STINKS LIKE STRAIGHT UP GASOLINE WHICH MAKES ME NATIOUS.

[FriggenLoco]

subscribed at 0:01

[coolrockingchika]

your videos are so awesome i wonder how you do them soo good! lol

[bigvirgotube]

This must be Bud's younger brother...

[Arabofamerica77]

When I was In NY my friends mom gave me a ride to the park and the whole time she driving she kept asking me about my love life

[closertous]

When my grandma and grandpa gives me a ride to school they always talk a LOT. All of a sudden my grandma says: "All the snow and the cold makes me need to pee all the time" ._. Thank you for the information granny. Thank you.

[iloveJBgleek]

One time my friends dad was driving me and my friend to the train station and he didnt have his drivers licence !! He said he never did a drivers test and never got his licence but he drove us there anyway and we so nearly died. No joke.

[iAaronHD]

This is so fucked up. It's like you want to stare at her breasts but her face is so beautiful that your stuck on her face as well. Shes a double threat man. Shes so beautiful that when I first saw he my heart literally stopped...Like no joke :O

[iXMick]

im only going one way and there is only one way thats my way which is the right way

[Ninjalej]

Hello im Eli. New to your Videos i like to watch all videos of peoplei subscribe to I have alot to go. Your very Beatifull. Dont pull all nighters you will go insane

[loser2356]

hahaha

OMG Your funny, you do a good job as a guy.

[KaizyDPower]

AHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAH­AAAAAAAHAHAHAH

[d3monkill3rz]

I rode with three of my friends one time to the mall. As we were leaving the mall, about to get in the car one of my "friends" yelled, "I don't want to sit by her, I called it!!" Yeah, I love you too, friend....

[Lemonsrsweet5789]

llloooollll love your vids!!

[SacramentoTimes]

what wonderful clevage you have

[skitelles650]

I LOVE YOU EXOTICJESS!!!!!!

[bradyw95]

love you!

[skitelles650]

HIT ME UP. GIMME YOUR DIGITS =D

[christrex99]

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING U R JUST LIKE RAVEN SYMONE WITH ALL THE OUTFITS AND WHAT NOT

[MichaelAngeloDAngelo]

@christrex99 jess is finer than that

[christrex99]

@MichaelAngeloDAngelo correct

[pumpdaddythe1st]

@christrex99 shes way better than raven

[FanFiction2010]

@christrex99 raven isnt as pretty

[NZavala18]

Omg ExoticJess was in my hometown Fresno what? How awesome :-)

[sweetytweety0011]

I took a cab coming home from my friend's rave. Once I got in the cab the driver kept talking about his life, then football, then something about tunnels. When he got to my house. He wouldn't stop talking so I was forced to listen to him for a further half an hour. As I got out of his car he sed "Enjoy your time with your boy friend, but not too much". *Awkward* (I was 15 then)

[SRGordon007]

No really crazy cab rides, but I did have a cabbie once who graduated from the same university as I did, with a similar major (his was zoology, mine was biology). As it happens, he'd taken a class from our then-governor, former UW professor of zoology Dixy Lee Ray. I asked him how she was as a professor, and he said, "Well, the only thing I can remember from her class is that she once said, 'The anus evolved because it was a good idea.'"

[GreenDayInMyHeart]

Omg love u ;)

[sammysmithlive]

Hey Jess, it's Sammy from Las Vegas - :oD

[Bageeta20x20]

wow how you do this lol i love it

[ikameozero]

your fuckin crazy lol pretty but fukin nuts lmao

[llMostwantedll]

Well last Friday my friends drove drunk to drop me at home that is the best ride ever

[OhNoItsPano]

I love your tits

[chillmeister509]

I'm usually the insane driver, sorry.

[tinkerbell10177]

i had a coach driver that was meant to take me to my school but he didnt know the way. it took us an 1hr and a half to get to school....

[TheRpattzluver]

my craziest ride was when my ,um started arguing with the driver and told him she'd phone his mother. she didnt know him or his mother lol :L

[claireanne11]

LOL, this was cute.. love the editing :-)

[Bcharlery]

i love her man impression

[rerrainey]

hug bugs! the second cabby was funny you shoud use that charater next time.

[7sunsphx]

THE CAB DRIVER AT THE END MAKES ME LAUGH :)

[mrdta97]

i only associated with people who are completely insane so none of the rides ive ever had have felt weird to me

[Rainman4051]

I would never give a stranger a ride unless it was someone that really needed help. Too many crazy people out there.

[DickVandyke77]

I went into the cab and it was a fat white guy that smelled... every bump he hit he farted... then he would turn around and say stop shitting in my cab every time he did it

[ANGELFIRE0110]

@DickVandyke77

lolllllll my boyfriend is sleeping im trying not to laugh out loud hahahahhahahhahahahahhaha

[bradwolf07]

1: Nope, never had the need to use a taxi

2: I don't blame Bud for his driving...he is Bud after all

3: I hope you had a good Valentine's Day

4: Here's a quote for you, "Sometimes the lies you tell are less frightening than the loneliness you might feel if you stopped telling them." Brock Clarke

[tommy2chips]

LOL luv the vid. Excellent.

[themexicandulce]

For some reason i hate the word lovies! Can u pls not use it anymore. But I do like your videos they are really funny.

[Hannixify]

Why do you always chew gum?

[RosenCinder]

@exoticjess Yep, as long as they aren't deemed a danger to themselves or others, they are allowed to drive, which scares me because the only reason my dad isn't locked up is because he quit going to the therapist before he could be committed to a happy house. >.>

[ZombieSlayer1196]

We were stuck in a traffic jam for about 2hours in a taxi with an old man who really stank! :( :LL

[ZombieSlayer1196]

@ZombieSlayer1196 the old man was the driver lol

[Solange0150]

I went into a taxi at 12am and the taxi driver started to sing in african!

[Kileyhigh]

I jumped into a cab and yelled "follow that car" they charged me extrra...

[unkowngangsta]

haha loved that sketch jess!

ur awesome

love you!! <3

[ryzeboobs]

So hot

[blackcat445577]

@exoticjess I will keep that in mind next time :D

[sarahthegr8er]

one of the cab drivers taught us curse words in arabic, it was classic

[BandoBrit]

@exoticjess I live in Fresno, CA. I'm probably wrong, but I saw a lot of familiar things. Lol Oh and by the way I think you're awesome =]

[1029Memory]

Never been in a cab before, but after we was iceskating, me and my friends were gonna go grab some In 'n Out and the car I was in, he was going like 90 on the freeway while everyone else was going like 70. Ironically we ended up getting there last, and he ended up with a ticket. Lol. And it was his brother's car too!

[nc17atnce101]

wow she left me a reply and it made me fall in love with her. i got off and fell asleep. woke back up and watched this video again.

[PrettyLilThingInLife]

Agreeing to disagree.

[goofylettinga]

It was 2002 and I went to vegas for a car show and had to et a ride fro the strip to the show and I swear this guy was the fastest guy i ever seen in my life swerving thrugh traffic. It seemed like he was timed to get there , lol. Needless to say I got there alive.

[exoticjess]

@tdktv Those shots were done especially for this video. :)

[exoticjess]

@tdktv Those shots were done especially for this video. :)

[exoticjess]

@mig29diamond they can be very shady like that sometimes. 

[exoticjess]

@luckade that is aweful... I hope you made it to the concert on time.

[exoticjess]

@xxxHopeMariexxx thanks for sharing... I am glad you enjoyed it.

[Laurinda15]

that taxi is huge :)

[goodwilltx]

wonderful wardrobe decisions. A+++++++++++++

[chriscicoria]

OMG * PASSES OUT! * she talked to me she talked to me omg!

[exoticjess]

@gymnastgirl1234567 aww... thank you. :) I wuvs you too.

[errolayaz]

I once got a ride from a guy and he only had his drivers licence for about a year and we crashed, that's about it. ;p

[Neroscot]

Care..you can take the Taxi Driver, with my friend Robert !!! Lady,

you are ride passions...

[katex007]

someone who gave me a ride and was insane?

lmao

people might think of intercourse

[exoticjess]

@katex007 only the VERY dirty minded people.

[mrchrisidesign1]

How did you do theat affect i have a green screen but that looked awesome!

[exoticjess]

@mrchrisidesign1 it takes a lot of work. I am glad you like it. :)

[greenlover511]

i was in new york and wen i got in the cab and the dude had the most strongest jamaican accent in the world. i couldnt understand a thing he said. soo i had to get out of the car, but then he said too twent fi (2.25) the price was small cuz it waz only a few seconds in there. that waz soooo crazy!!!!!!

[exoticjess]

@greenlover511 thanks for sharing. :)

[greenlover511]

@exoticjess dont worry theres more were that came from

[Drrck11]

Luv it. I had a crazy cab experience in NYC a few years back. I ended up getting a ride with a bike messenger to my destination.

[exoticjess]

@Drrck11 really? That works I guess. You were like... a package.

[shadowsa2b]

my craziest ride was probably when i was in the car with a friend of mine and her boy friend at the time. i hadnt said a word, and they were arguing really bad, she was threatening to get out of the car. i think he was mad that she was paying attention to me instead of him. i had no beef with him, but she was getting out of the car and i was almost stuck with him. super awkward situation.

[exoticjess]

@shadowsa2b thanks for sharing. :)

[Hemulen40]

First appetizin cabbie driver I EVVA saw ...

[designtech44]

right, Where is Heaven.... I want to live there too. 

[IAmAaronChilvers]

greatttt

[alittleolder]

It's funny .. whenever Jess plays a Dude it's never a normal person.. noteven half normal.. it usually some really stupid redneck.. Hey Jess is that what you think of Men?

[exoticjess]

@alittleolder not all men... lol

[alittleolder]

@exoticjess Be honest.. like 98% when you play a guy you make him seem like a dumb redneck!

[alittleolder]

OH I have one... On like the 3rd date with my first GF she got really drunk and I noticed she was gonna throw up and tried to hold her mouth.. that didn't work out so well and she puked the cab driver right in the neck and everywhere. He kicked us out on a very dark street, (that was before cellphones) and I had to give him $100 to clean the cab

[exoticjess]

@alittleolder ummm.... ewwwwwwwww... HA HA HA HA!!! That is funny.

[Frankistein311]

I dont know what the hell you people are talking about, this chick is not hot, not fine, not sexy, she is in fact a very beautiful women.

[exoticjess]

@Frankistein311 That was very respectful.... thank you for being awesome. :)

[dafreakything]

I got distracted from the moving background LOL.

[exoticjess]

@dafreakything Really? What do you do when you watch TV?

[ChrisEddy10]

I love how all the people in Jess' world look oddly like Jess. I want to live in that world. And it shall be called...Heaven!

[ChrisEddy10]

I love how everyone in Jess' world looks like Jess. I wish to live in that world. I'll call it...Heaven.

[exoticjess]

@ChrisEddy10 awww... that is sweet. :)

[iMaggieful]

'i'm only goin' one way & there's only one way, that's my way, which is the right way !'

xD can't get enough of it, Jess xD

[exoticjess]

@iMaggieful I am so very happy that you liked that. :)

[SicklySweet1992]

Haha Your Videos Are So Great <3

[exoticjess]

@SicklySweet1992 thank you. :)

[dansal70]

You have a fun sense of humor and a great imagination.

Keep up the good work.

[exoticjess]

@dansal70 thank you so much!! :)

[MoFanz]

Wearing body-fitting clothed that show off cleavage is a super convincing way to play a man. Keep it up. :]

[exoticjess]

@MoFanz it is all for the funny... I like to be ridiculous & silly. :)

[Driv8tor]

Jess i would give u your own network over Oprah its not fair that you don't have one...and oh i took a cab when it was raining once nothing too weird about it i was in middle school and the cab driver wasn't that bad but i was lucky lol anyway also i got asked if i needed a ride one time at like 1 am and i was a block away form my house

[exoticjess]

@Driv8tor awww... aren't you the sweetest? <3

[Driv8tor]

@exoticjess thanks <3 and you are spectacular and sweet

[SafetyPins24]

I was in SF with my aunt and my sisters and we caught a cab and this cab driver was verrryyy friendly. She had this accent, almost sounded like a cross between French and a southern American accent lol. Don't ask. anyway she zoomed down the huge San Francisco hills to give us all butterflies, telling us stories about the different cultures of people she had driven for. Germans screamed, French vomited, etc. etc. (: i loved it!

[exoticjess]

@SafetyPins24 ha ha... thanks for sharing. :)

[anthrocrane]

I haven't had any CRAZY taxi rides, but had a surprise once. I pre-ordered a taxi to pick me up from the airport one time in Toronto & when I got there, I called to let them know I'd arrived. About 15 minutes later, a limo pulled up. I thought to myself, "This would be funny if that was for me."...it was! Oh, I had so much fun telling that to my parents & sisters on the phone that night!

[exoticjess]

@anthrocrane what's funny is sometimes limos are cheaper than taxis. Truth.

[anthrocrane]

@exoticjess Agreed! To get from the airport to my hotel and back on that trip (limo) cost me $60 total. In L.A. to get from Torrence to Sherman Oaks cost me $90 one way.

[RemixedHeartbeats]

I've gotten lost in Walmart before...

[anthrocrane]

@RemixedHeartbeats I think everyone has at least once.

[exoticjess]

@RemixedHeartbeats ha ha ha ha!!! <3

[vietnamezechicc]

I really like how she add these effects. Hella sick skills.

[exoticjess]

@vietnamezechicc awwww... thank you. :)

[Amigosxoxo11]

HaHa! Funny video? Did this happen to you? :)

[exoticjess]

@Amigosxoxo11 ha ha... maybe... :)

[MagsGotSwag]

This made me laugh (: keep doing what you do! -3333333333

[exoticjess]

@MagsGotSwag YAY for laughing!! :)

[TheSparklycouture303]

One time in w

[exoticjess]

@TheSparklycouture303 W?.... and? is there more?

Me my cousin and aunt were on our way to a concert, and as we were driving THIS RANDOM DUDE ON A BICYCLE HITS THE CAB AND FALLS ON THE STREET! He started to swear and I was pissing myself cause I thought I'm gonna die, he has a gun AND THE STUPID DRIVIER DIDN'T GO HE IS LIKE "oh my, is he okay?" and were all just like GO GO