This Might Be Hard to Swallow

[HollieJandherlife]

YEAH BITCH! THAT'S WHAT AN ORANGE TASTES LIKE! I swear.... one day people will scream that in some strange intercoarse... LOL

[HollieJandherlife]

lol.... press the number 1 key and just listen... woah.. that's what she said.. lol ;)

[AltoAnonymous]

I feel like this is a better video because when you were talking to the camera, you thought this wasn't going to end up on the intertubes. kinda like college chess club party pics and the inside jokes that are only funny to Uncle Joe, who doesnt have a steady job and sorta creeps you out.

[richardland]

@AltoAnonymous lol. good analogy

[AltoAnonymous]

@richardland Thank you. I think about these things all the time. ;)

[AdamTh1]

You would be a hell of a lot better OJ salesman than that A. Bryant witch from the 70's ever was...

[richardland]

@AdamTh1 i will have to look into the episode behind this reference but in the mean time i will say thank you! lol

[AdamTh1]

@richardland Oh man! You are making me feel really old!

You've never heard of Anita Bryant? She was the spokesperson for the FL orange juice growers before she became America's favorite anti-gay activist of the 70's & 80's.

BTW, the way you drink OJ could be describe as 'erotic' by some people!

[richardland]

@AdamTh1 nope, thats news to me, but im all for some porn-age juice action!

[lashkaretoiba]

I wonder if orange juice lovers consider drinking orange juice out of a wine glass pretentious. lol

[richardland]

@lashkaretoiba idk about orange juice lovers, but im sure the rest of the world would think its pretty pretentious. i dont drink wine though so its not fair that the world of wine glasses be closed off to me. #FIGHTTHEPOWER

[lashkaretoiba]

Only you get a wine glass pass. As for everyone else.... NO WINE GLASS FOR THEM! @richardland

[richardland]

@lashkaretoiba im a big fan of those "only me but no one else" rules. ENDORSED

[Ashenfly]

Richard... Your fucken sexy when you say Fuck *serious face*

[richardland]

@Ashenfly and here i was gonna try to cut down the naughty words.

[ICOEPRproductions]

watching this whilst half asleep changes you

[kiwibunny24]

Thanks to this video I now know what the key element that was missing from me being classy. I need to drink orange juice from wine glasses! So simple. Now when I'm at parties or family functions, no one will be questioning my class.

[roxie218]

psh XD I like the old British man lol

[MannikiNeko]

Ahaha, what video editor do you use? I like the change in color tones D:

[Lidstir]

LOVe this video. It makes me understand you all the more.

[KoolJeffrey]

Hahaha this is so great.

[firewindice17]

I feel like we all just saw into the depths of your mind and almost to the point where you can't come out anymore

[mundxanth]

What cartoon was muted on the tv in front of you? That information is important to how I should react to this video.

[Grotomode]

Don't worry, I wont make you swallow. :))))))))

/creepy

[1AussieInJapan]

The bit I liked the best was when you said you're your own biggest fan in that David Attenborough voice.

[MattAlgren]

I could really do without the fag jokes. They make you like a hundred times less funny.

[Praxxus55712]

That glass of juice was on a wild ride for awhile. Thanksgiving in Richardland is something I'd buy a ticket to.

"Mom, Richard's riding the turkey....again"

[AtomiskZabaleta]

Richard. I loved the second half of the video. Why do you cut out so much awsome from everything? Do you think we will love you less?? NO! BAD RICHARD. More Richard > Highlighted jokes. I could listen to you talk about random shit all day long.

[ShmoogleOsukamiKun]

When you did that voice you had me in tears. So funny :D.

[katybrewer1966]

where is my orange juice?!!! Gotta have some now.

[richardland]

@katybrewer1966 maybe you'll remember if you..."concentrate"?... eh?

[katybrewer1966]

@richardland BWA ha ha ha ha, thanks for the extra laugh tonight, i needed it.

[richardland]

@katybrewer1966 i was about to go to sleep but i felt you did. need it, that is. and Richard always delivers.... always... *twinkle in eye and flies up into the stars... fade to black*

[russtex]

Loved the beginning of the video ; D....actually...I Loved all of this video!

Your absolutely hilarious Richard!!!! LMFAO!!!!

It's no wonder I subscribed to you.......*still laughing......

[tersaurus]

You should be some sort of professional improv person. I think there's a name for what it's called, but I can't remember it. I'm rambling now... I like your videos, Richard.

[TheElleLyn]

Oh god. Now I'm thinking about the mechanics of drinking and suddenly I can't do it anymore. OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

[richardland]

@TheElleLyn dont suffocate and die! i need all the views i can get!!

[DestroyaDoll]

Wow. You are inspiration on a stick.

Because you bleed, and then things happen. ::LOL::

[TheRightDecision]

God, I love you so much Richard! Don't ever change, everything about you is right! :D

[01Jfkdancer]

LOLOL . I often find me doing that in my videos and cutting it out too xD

[Habesha4life]

Richard.....I am utterly enchanted. You are enchanting Richard, yes YOU! I couldn't help but be captivated by every word you spoke. Not sure what it is exactly, but this video is somehow different from anything I have ever seen you do, yet still the same! Namaste.

[happywilkie]

I love you.

[Phillipzane1]

I always thought you was gay.. please don't get offended. I <3 ur videos

[richardland]

@Phillipzane1 It's cool. I'm much more offended by your grammar. <3

[Phillipzane1]

@richardland Well you win some and you lose some I guess lol

[ShadeC4]

@richardland Grammar isn't important, it's coherency! :D

[Nikkytime]

Love the way you put this together! "We have the technology, we can rebuild that joke" hahahaha

[obdurare]

Richard, you're hilarious. I don't know why you second-guess yourself when it comes to successfully entertaining us.

[richardland]

@obdurare only because i think 98% of anything i do is hilarious and entertaining and the real percentage is probably much more modest, like high 80s, so its hard to to judge when something slips into that extra 10 percent and I pride my Humor Factory on quality control.

[joey20070]

not being funny, this is the closest thing to genius I have seen in a long time.

[evmoneyTV]

I love old old english gentleman! Oh, and Richard, Dick... can I call you Dick? Dick, for me, nothing is hard to swallow.

[boylebongo]

that's what she said

[yalraphael]

this video was the highlight of my day. how sad is my life? ok, I need a juice.

[foglight11]

There's no reason at all this video should have made me mildly aroused. I am now confused and thirsty.

[richardland]

@foglight11 thats pretty much how i leave em...yep

[Brookerdoo]

I laughed so hard when you spilled your orange juice. You can sleep well at night knowing at least one person knows you're funny.

[richardland]

@Brookerdoo these comments are 10 times more effective than any Tylenol PM

[californiasunshineee]

Your old english gentleman narrator voice is golden.

[richardland]

@californiasunshineee and yet yer comments be the finest treasure of all muy richezz. yarr.

[souldefect]

My god, his epiglottis has escaped!

[Monobueno18]

I seriously love your videos Richard :D They can have the most random crap in it but will still be funny and make my day.

[richardland]

@Monobueno18 glad to hear it since i thought this was a waste and deleted it only decided to take a "meh, screw it" approach and undelete it before emptying the trash and uploaded anyway.

[Penduluman]

0:01 i was like, xD

6:00 + i was like -.-

[richardland]

@Penduluman

your first comment i was like XD

this follow up, i was like :/ ....

[Penduluman]

@richardland i spoke too soon. because u showed the beginning at the end, 6:00 + was funny to.

[Penduluman]

LMFAO. dude, i always say it but FUCK, best vlogs. I do kind of the same thing with soda. I it makes it sud like crazy in my mouth!

[T512X]

Whoa, i saw Dumb & Dumber b4 silence of the lambs too...and yes i realize out of all the things i could've commented about, this is what i chose...Oh i liked the prequal going into the beginning of the movie.

[vsik32]

I actually bowed before you, when you said you'd like people to do this... Sooo... Here I am, your loyal servant.

[richardland]

@vsik32 ^example for all to follow

[MrNategreat2008]

Richard... I like your videos. :)

[richardland]

@MrNategreat2008 and i like YOU

[ilovetoastymedia]

I like how you seem to say you're welcome after every video- insinuating you did us some sort of favor by posting this video. But, I guess you are doing us a favor... I did successfully and happily waste 7 minutes and 39 seconds (not including the time to type this and like the video)... so thank you.

[richardland]

@ilovetoastymedia you're welcome

[TomCoteMusic]

I think my brain just boarded a musty smelling school bus for one of those nightmare field trips.....but the juice was exceptional!

[theenglishteacher33]

That was really random but that's who you are. Besides, I get to see your cute face. Keep making more videos !!!

[livingpoor]

ok that was just crazy. but funny as hell. thumbs up from me.

[richardland]

@livingpoor first: bless your heart and thanks for giving me purpose in life. but second: WTF PEOPLE? 4 other comments so far and LivingPoor is the only one who remembers to hit the LIKE button? I dont include "like & subscribe" nags in my videos and THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? *blows up world*

[theenglishteacher33]

@richardland Sorry. Hitting the LIKE button now !

[kimrichaaards]

This is like a Richard Origins story :P.

[richardland]

@kimrichaaards im in negotiations to sell the movie rights, ya :p

[kimrichaaards]

@richardland haha :D