James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco

[sha22218]

"Who doesn't fall in sleep in class??"

"Well we know you do." LMAFO!!!! Im so weak!!

[FreeGurl13]

Love Franco!!!!

[snickerdoodle421]

"I like how it sounds, it makes me sound smart!" lmao love him

[citizenlen]

"guaranteed a steady and lucrative job because of our college degrees" haha what BS!

[susankohistany]

he's right on about that strawberry milk,stuff is disgusting

[rebelspaceman27]

shit 5 top comments.. lets make it 6!!!!!!

[AngelWitch93]

I'm sure all the women would love to make babies with him lol! and you guys are right he should have done something like this at the Oscars! Anne pretty much took over the entire show leaving him standing there. oh well. I wish James would be my teacher it would be so worth going to school:)

[moonandstarrynight]

He is right and very funny yet too many coarse words, but I still like him.

[omarskats3000]

"go out....make babies"

[90939smiles]

The guy in the background kind of sounds like Seth Rogen.

[90939smiles]

"..never strawberry milk." lmao. xD

[THISandTHISandTHAT]

R.L Stine~! AHAHAHAHAHA! A-fucking-+

[caligrl106]

it's scary (not really) that this is probably the REAL him. lol ahhh he knows what he has and it's great.

[DeathlyMasquerade]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-president Barrack Obama , he fucking reminds me of me! of a young me :)

- I mean Mr Franco you're a fucking movie star , and you're right :O

- Well I wanna fucking say that , anyway. I like how it sounds and it makes me sound smart :D

H I L A R I O U S !!!!!!!

My man Franco kicks seriously some ass xD

[itisiCarlosdDwarf]

How can you not love someone who has this much fun making fun of himself?

[GeruShigeru]

that was like FUCKING AMAZING!

[TopazGoldStar]

I wonder what is it like being in class with him ?

[90939smiles]

@TopazGoldStar fucking amazing. xD

[TopazGoldStar]

@90939smiles XD. How do you know?

[90939smiles]

@TopazGoldStar I don't. I can only imagine.. xD

[TopazGoldStar]

@90939smiles Me too. How nice James can see this Video that i made. called " My dream, my design, top fashion designer in the making " on youtube.

[carlypop21]

very bold of you. that was like fucking amazing

[txcutie]

"It takes minds in space, like, a rocket." LOL

[PursuitOfPeace]

I don't understand why some people can so readily say Franco was stoned without any concrete and conclusive proof. I really don't understand what they'd gain out of saying things like that.

[kissmagik]

he reminds me of steve carell in the office!

[fivealive2]

LOL this is hilarious, especially after watching his horrible oscar performance! this test footage could pass as the real thing!

[krnazndynasty]

James Franco: *Rubs face in frustration*

"Well, I'm going to say it, anyways. I like how it sounds, it makes me sound smart".

[PineappledJam]

now. go out there, and MAKE BABIES xDD

i look at james franco differently now :3

[explodingpotato7]

Lmfaoooo franco is THE MAN.

[Ezsole]

those oscar writer dudes really screw it... look at him he is hilarious!!!

[emilygee88]

"But NOW, if I want a gay doctor... It's really easy to get one."

[KoreanLeah]

I love milk. The drink.

[angusdayman]

this is brilliant , these people fucking love me

[Amila85]

Why didn't this adorable personality not shine through at the oscars?! :(

[aindreasmac]

@Amila85 I thought he was gr8, the ole camera supervision / floor managing was too srt8 laced, He should have ignored them & stripped off and run naked across the stage screaming. Don't think d stage managers/ producer would have approved.

[thenextscuba]

@Amila85

because he was stoned out of his mind...

[Amila85]

@thenextscuba

And you know this how exactly.....i doubt he'd be that stupid..



[carolzitapink]

@Amila85 he was high. KIDDING!

[patwrotethis]

this shit is cracking me up, i cant believe he did this even as a joke. hahahah

[sarapetkoff]

I meant to put a -3

But yea I'm marrying himm

[sarapetkoff]

I WILL MARRY this mannnnnnnn :)

No joke -3

[HoneyRyder]

LMAOOOOOO @ "Go out and have babies"

[HoneyRyder]

"Barack Obama or James Franco? Its hard for me to decide"

[socialmoo]

5 people have never fallen asleep in class. douches.

[rebuttal4ptO]

Only James Franco could take a quote about reading books and make it sound sexual. And by the sole use of a facial expression too!

[carolzitapink]

The next James Dean: funny AND cute (:

[Mena94H]

Love this guy!!

[LATiNAMAMi369]

hahaha "its gonna need to be 20 minutes" ... "F**K"

[e123chiba]

"whatss uppp"......."grab a few hands or whatever"

[johneverhart2010]

how high was he?!

[crearusername]

@johneverhart2010 thats all u can say? didnt u laugh at least once? not once?!

[nicolecreature]

"Now, if I want a gay doctor, it's really easy to find one."

[irvykinneas]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MahnoorDeAnsari]

2:10 HAHHAA ....jizz

[jasmineduh]

"I'd like to...I'd like to quote...ugh, I'd like to do a quote from one of my favorite authors R.L. Stine"

[BAY1337]

JAMES FRANCO IS MY KING

[aewendland]

They should have edited this down a little... seems like it ran a little long

[vinsonngo]

creative writing major robotic minor!?! lmfao!!

[YungB0211]

he sounds exactly like how he played saul in pineapple express

[kristenstewartfanful]

I.LOVE.HIM

[Carlaughslast]

"my favorite author, R.L. Stein." hahahah

[MSdEExo]

never strawberry milk

[irvykinneas]

@MSdEExo never

[Amila85]

Omg, he's so funny :D And oh so dreamy :))))) "These people f***** love me..." Damn right, luuuurvvvveee him!!!! :D

[aindreasmac]

@Amila85 lol, it's class :-)

[PoochMount18]

Excellent!!

Sense of humor people? He's being none serious here, he's an ACTOR!

Great job James :)

[TooReal4You07]

he had some conflicting schedules so he had to cancel

[baberuthless10]

2:40

" VERY BOLD OF U,that was,like,FUCKING amazing!"

"i know,but there gonna ask you to do 20mins.."

"...fuck.."

haha so funnu xD

[failureatlife29]

"I know what you're thinking.... 'Mr. Franco, you're a f*cking movie star!' --And you're right!"

[TooReal4You07]

He reminds me of a young me lol

[kikiolala]

"WHO DOESN'T FUCKING FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS ?!"

Amen Franco .

[GinA7887]

james franco = legend!

[katarzyna1113]

best part

go out and making babies

[katarzyna1113]

well i agree the part

what we going do?

making babies yes if we making babies with james world will be better place

[aindreasmac]

@peacelovebeachyygirl lol

[pujot]

WELL IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I FOUND OUT MILK WAS A NAME OF A GUY AND NOT MY FAVORITE DRINK! I mean... i love milk :(

[jon76398]

he should keep doing comedies i love him he is so cute and vert talented

[aindreasmac]

@jon76398 it would be cool

[sjl62]

Behind the joke of course is the fact that Franco really did offer to give a commencement address at his own graduation. What kind of douche does that?

[pujot]

@sjl62 james franco. because he's FUCKING JAMES FRANCO

[livexthexlife192]

@sjl62 no, UCLA asked HIM to give a commencement speech and he declined the offer.

[silentsmurf]

@livexthexlife192 he agreed to do the speech but backed out like 2 weeks before graduation

[bleh1825]

@sjl62 he didn't offer to give one, they wanted him to give one. But he backed out

[acarr1998]

Hope he does UCLA class of 2014.....Love him

[sharmaine73]

love love love love love him. Wanna marry him. Already married. Plus it would never happen. But I love love love love him. Don't tell my husband. ;)

[aindreasmac]

@sharmaine73 lol, ok. Looking forward to seeing him as Fabious in Your Highness

[XxLoveJamesFrancoxX]

he's soo damn perfekt!!!!!

[kadurge311]

disregard my last comment

i now know he was jus jockin

n he's hilarious,talented,brillant,

n sooo cute

i luv him

[kadurge311]

is this for real?

or is he jocking

beacause i thought he actually did the speech

n it wasn't this 1

if he's kiding, then he's funny

if he's not ,then he's a total douchebag

[polandspringflows]

@kadurge311 you are literally too stupid to see this

[hoylematt1]

lol roflwned

[mizlillash]

kadurge311 says the person who thought this was real..

[lildarkangel142]

@kadurge311 it's not real, it was for the funnyordie website :) he does a lot of sketches like these

[JojoStar14]

what a incredible funny face at 0:35 ^^

[aindreasmac]

its hilarious

[JojoStar14]

who doesn't fuckin' fall asleep in class !!?? :O so funny ^^

[socialmoo]

"i'd like to do a quote."

[cheecho93]

Fkn hilarious!!! This is my bestie's husband right here :) ...that's right!!!!!

[HWGStillers]

@cheecho - it doesn't bode well for franco when his wife's friend uses words like "bestie". Now go make yourself scarce.

[piefrance]

hahaha

[cheecho93]

@HWGStillers calm your tits!

[redsoxareawesome]

HAHA

i'm so obsessed with him <33

[Anomiman]

@redsoxareawesome why ?

[KerrySmit1]

on 00.20 he so funny winks eye. And then a little later on 00.29 he shows the finger. And every time when I see or remember these moments I smile. I think if actor can make laugh such thing and can laugh at himself (moment when he speaks: who fell asleep in class) then he genius.

[BellaBeep]

im kinda watching this every day this is soo funny,,!! i mean look at his face and hi's talks lol

love him

[8sondy7]

love it

[kylemacdonald79]

James is so funny! I wish he would do more comedy. Pineapple Express is one of my fav movies!

[aindreasmac]

haven't seen Pineapple Express, must over the next few days

[kylemacdonald79]

Oh you really should watch pineapple express. You will laugh your head off. However, some have laughed more while under the influence. Watch as you may.

[IrinaJ1]

Thanx, thanx, thanx for vid!!! James is very funny ! and so awesome!!!)))))))))

[aindreasmac]

He's great, luv the guy :-)

[aindreasmac]

he's great, pineapple express is excellent