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  • I'M ONE OF DANNY'S (The Gradual Report's) BIGGEST FANS!!! I am so glad you mentioned him, HE IS THE FUNNIEST GUY ON THE PLANET!!!

  • are there really writers for you at this time period?

  • What happened to a intro before the theme

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  • America really needs to just annex Mexico. It's just got to happen

  • I agree with that Re1gns person - they cram about 10 people into one house, they work from sun up to sun down, and they send money back to their families/extended families in Mexico.

    What pisses me off is when they commit crimes, the law KNOWS about it and they're not deported. >:-| Grrrrrrrrrr

  • @0MissElizabeth0 read the discription. "I worded this badly about illegal immigrants today, and come off blaming them for everything. Granted I'm not a fan but I should also have looked into the fact that these peoples lives suck, companies pull these people in like modern day slave labor, and while I'm not happy about the situation, I wont continue to knock them down. "

  • @PessimisticAshley ya I already read all that - what's your point?

  • @0MissElizabeth0 does it piss you off when a legal citizen commits a crime? crossing the border in itself is a crime, therefore i doubt you even know how you "feel" about the situation.

    what pisses me off is hearing dumbasses say the stupidest things about illegal immigration, thats why most people who "feel strong" about illegal immigration, are viewed as incompetent hillbillies. lol.

  • @calfan3 I did not finish that sentence at "what pisses me off is when they commit crimes" I went on to say THE LAW KNOWS ABOUT IT (that they're illegal) and they are not deported. Case in point my friend was raped by an illegal immigrant, the judge granted her a 5 year restraining order, but that fucker wasn't deported. He's NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, and he's raping American Women, wtf.....

  • AND IM GOING TO WRITE MORE NOW... leeches as u called them go to work.

    and u know wat i already explained myself.(down below) so fuck u

  • im going to talk about the mexican comment u said. even tho i am mexican and what u said had some sense into it i highly disagree. Mexican at most come to at least 3 states & when they have children and there children want to join the army. that is what really discuses me ppl wanting to die for what they love and other people cant fucking appreciating it. & thats how the u.s got started ppl left there own fucking country cuz they wanted freedom.WANT MORE MONEY, REDUCE THE ARMY SIZE OVER SEAS...

  • @runescapefreak099

    no body lose a job for no reason lol you must suck at what you do ..so easy to blame someone else isnt it ?

    get a life and quit been an asshole with or without papers you still an immigrant  ...

  • If you lived in sweden, you would be a cold-hearted racist.

  • Leeches?? Really. Wow long time subscriber and had no idea you were so ignorant. How much do immigrants save busuness by accepting less in wage? They buy food, clothes and living spave like anyone else. Sure their savings goes back families. Sure Phil bitch that someone is feeding their family. Your ancestors were once immigrants.

    Or was this a whorish attempt to get comments to boost your video rank?

  • @maluminse1 this was 4 years ago lol.... people change buddy.... no need to dis' him... in 4 years im pretty sure he had a perception change...THINK ABOUT IT!

  • I'm sick of these rednecks saying they tuk r jubs when they know nothing of the economy act like they are smart when they are middle schoolers who just finished learning about this think that they are geniuses and when you lose your job to someone who doesn't speak any English their is something really fucked up with you. You don't know how hard it is you grew up with everthing and look down on every other race it's hard when people always judging you for your race

  • if janitoral work is a step up what the heck is working w/ the food they feed the kids? some sort of hazardous materials kind of job?

    on the illegals? just did paperwork for one having her 3rd c-section, we pay her hospital bill, prenatal, doc bill, housing, & the rhogam so she can safely get preggers w/ her 4th. but she doesn't cuss up a storm like the other woman moved to a private room waaay down the hall b'c her & family is so loud & trashy w/ the @#$*&^ language--don't kno what that means

  • to all those who r whining saying that mexicans come and take jobs that white people should have. look at it this way. they come all the way from mexico not knowing how to talk or write english, the white people that live here have the advantage of knowing the language. so how is it that a mexican that knows no english can come over to america and take the white mans job. this seems kinda strange to me. dont u think?? please explain

  • It boggles my mind that anyone from America who is not an illegal immigrant would defend them.

    "ILLEGAL" immigrant hmm, does that sound like a good person?

    we have enough people starving and living in poor conditions here to worry about let alone other countries hard cases sneaking in.

    I guarantee any of you come home one day to find out hobo's raided your house and you would be pissed and not sympathetic, I assume the sympathy stems from being out of touch.

  • I still haven't entirely made up my mind about illegal immigration.  I'm sort of on the fence, heh heh, on the fence, the border fence...yeah...thats why i dont do vlogs

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  • Alot of econ fail in this video.

  • Phill i know about the illgeal immigrant thing i have nothing agaisnt them...im not racist but all my friends(im 14) think im freaking racist its annoying...the illegals are costing us so much money..they are leaches they cost the u.s. 1.38 billion dollars a year!!!

  • @japanet160

    1.38 billion i'm proud of you boy , looks like you did your homework or you just serch google for your stupid post ! lol

    what is 1.38 billions against 1,149,904,820,349 total cost of war since 2001 ?????? think about it boy ....

  • Screw the illegals, and their poor ass families back in whatever country they're from. Sure they do the shitty jobs people don't want to do, but they also fuck over the people that would do those jobs, legally. You can say that no one would do those jobs, like a lot of people try to say, but that's just plan stupid because how do you think those jobs were done before the illegals came along? They were done by Americans. Simple as that.

    Go ahead and flame me for having an opinion now.

  • Phill is right bow down before his greatness and on another note THEY TOOK ER JOOOOOOOOBS

  • what would this country b if it wasnt 4 all those ppl if they were not here who would get the job done not u guys

  • go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

  • i pity the people who thumbs downed me because obviously they are too big of pussies to try to change their country, instead they leech off of ours.. seriously, grow some balls

  • @Dallishar how are they leeches? someone is taking sxephil talking points too seriously. That kid knows as much of international trade as a 5 year old. "taking the precious dollars and spending them in Mexico". Last time I checked, they used the Peso down there. Mexicans who send their money back must first trade them for Pesos from Mexicans who want to spend them in the USA. It's called a currency exchange.

  • However, it is fine for illegal immigrants to stay, because it would help all of us. But if they take the money back, it's basically stealing.

  • @KevYnAwesome you f- idiots. Mexico has its own currency. Mexicans who want to spend in Mexico buy Pesos to Mexicans who want to spend it in the USA. It's called a currency exchange. If Mexicans weren't spending back the money they had earned they'd be working for free. They are not that generous. Learn some economics, you bunch of xenophobes.

  • @picapauengracado Oops. Didn't think about that. Sorry. But I haven't learned much about the economy (except what you mentioned) anyway. I just finished Middle School.

  • @KevYnAwesome how the hell is it stealing if they worked 4 it

  • @beanerboa I think money is federal property, so they can use it in the US, but like picapauengracado said, they give it back to the country one way or another.

  • The illegal immigrants are not the problem, is the cruel US government that fucks their countries pushing them to come to America to work as slaves. If they are here is because stupid kids like you dont wanna work, so they are taking those jobs.

    Don`t be so stupid, its ok of your age, but not that much.

  • i agree with phil, fuck illegal immigrants because they DO leech, and fuck all you people saying ohh sympathy for them.. they are trying to feed their families.. well you know what? maybe if they didnt fuck up their country they wouldnt have that problem, the united states got to where it is by US, no one helped us, we did it ourselves, and if you illegal immigrants actually spent more time trying to fix your country than get over that fence, maybe we wouldnt hate you so god damn much, great vid

  • how about you try and go to mexico and live there huh its not that fucking easy so why dont you shut the fuck up cause you dont know wat were going through so shut the fuck up

  • Thanks for reminding me that stupidity is dangerous.

  • dam dude fuck u

  • that guy from the gradual report legit scares me. like if i ever met him in real life, i would freak out and then run away. really quickly. and that's saying a lot cuz I have short legs.

  • fuck you phil i used to love your vids but serious fuk off

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  • gummi bear and lollipop galaxy... first galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy II

  • Ok, leaving some anger aside, you're talking from an isolacionist perspective, as if every country were a closed system that should keep to it's own and solve it's own problems, now I have no problem with that and, oh, wait, that kind of fogs up the whole Iraq thing...

  • So, following suit, I should feel free to put bombs in all the multinationals that have their bussinesses here in Brasil and suck away over 15% of the country's wealth? Or in the american embassy, that through the IMF has collected over 250 billion dollars in interest on a less than 50 billion dollar debt? Oh man, examples are countless... You should be thankfull they're settling for cleaning your toilets instead of chopping your head off...

  • The leech name calling is harsh BUT true. Why don't they try fixing things and showing a little of that pride they all talk about having for their homeland and stay there and work on fixing it. Instead of fleeing over the border like rats on a sinking ship to the U.S. Now all of them have and will continue fucking up our homeland. This is the reason the entire world refers to them as roaches, rats, leeches, etc...

  • yes a leech is a great term for it

  • those 'leeches' (as you call them) that come here to work elligaly and take money back to there country, do it so that they may help there strugling families. and i know that if your family was going through a tough time you would do watever to help them, so stop being so selfish and treat those people with sympathy.

  • i would but they steal our jobs.

  • ok what i said was being an asshole but you said what i couldn't so thank you that's exactly what i felt

  • But wouldn't it be best to let them live in our country? Wouldn't that help everyone?

  • @gadielito2 i refuse to do that they are in fact leeches and its not being selfish

  • yayyayayayayayay

  • You probably explained the illegal immigration problem better than any one else, was short, simple and pretty much explained the exact problem at hand...

  • god, you kinda did fucked up phil hahahahaha! stil funny ( i'm entitled to laugh at this, I am Mexican...)

  • U fuked up phil watch out wit mexicanz

  • Actually in a couple million years, Earth is going to orbiting beside two massive black holes.

  • Phil, did you know  there is a super massive black hole at the center of every galaxy

  • this was posted on my birthday :)

  • Pigmently Challenged!

  • i dont know about that, leeches are a good source of entertainment...leech circus....

    am i sadly optimistic?

  • Dude this ranks sucks. The Indians were here first so technically your an alien.

  • TECHNICALLY, they're actually Native Americans. Indians are from India. "The Indians" is more like a nickname. But you have a great point, since settlers stole the land from the Natives, but he was born here, which makes him native to this country.

  • when you think about it, the money they don't pay in taxes is the money their employers owe them from not paying them a descent amount for so much work, and if they want to send it somewhere else, honestly, I don't bitch at people for wating money on plastic surgery instead of paying more taxes for the needy,

    you're still funny though

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  • 0:57 looks likes hes gnna sneeze

  • no pil YOU win at life

    what do u think of "man in the box"

  • Lol i love Danny from GR, you da man Phil

  • that's really not true they can't help it if they're poor and have families to support and count on them. they're just doing what they have to.

    and my boyfriend came here and stayed and now has a job and pays taxes and everything.

    he gives back.

    a leeche was not at all a fair comparison.

  • i love when people watch videos that were aired a year or two ago and dont read the side bar for the apology. and if u want to feel more stupid, look at the video he created after this one. oh and ur bf pays taxes..... well phil said he wasnt talking about the immigrants who pay us taxes cause because when u pay taxes here than ur not an immigrant. dumb people these days!!! woooooooo

  • lol and if u want to feel even more stupid than me~ then u can look though the 456754345678765 comments he has on the other video and see that I've already seen it and thanked him for rewording what he said.

    ;p

    silly not so smart youtuber.

  • I'd like to talk physics with you Phil, if you are genuinly interested in that subject...I really am and like debating about my thoughts of the univers, would you like to discuss some science issues with me?

  • pigmently challenged xD hahaha i need to remember that

  • don't worry about those black holes it'll dissipate in a couple thousand years :)

  • lol illegal immigrants mostly build everything i think they got the right to do w.e they want with the cash

    god knows u never seen a black guy do a useful job

    and yet they legal in usa..

  • I'm going to have to disagree with the racist part there Trinity, but I'll agree that immigrants can do what they want with money they earn - I mean we let people give to foreign charities with no fuss.

  • Yeah but theres one problem with both you zieekee and you trinity. What you dont seem to realize is they're ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, I have no problem with them if they become legal citizens but if your going to be in our country illegally then theres a problem. And about the charities...Why would you even bring that up? Like helping people/animals/the environment is a BAD thing or something? Sure the money isnt being put into the united states but dude...ITS A CHARITY!

  • there are bigger issues in your economy than illegal workers with sad wages

    "stealing your wealth and making mexico richer"

  • the american world wouldnt come to a screeching hault... there are MANY people whom line here leagaly, whom would pick fruit... but americans get real wages and often benifits.

    all i am sayin is think.

    mexicans...

    a friend of mine has an illegal father, and he lives here, and only spends money here, and works for crap wadges. he dont speak-a de englesh... but he does work for the man.

    i dont even like the guy, but to call him a leech is just inaccurate.

  • illegals, although undesirable by most, have mede cultivation of things like "strawberries" or what have you, affordabe, or atleast more so for more than you have been alive.

    i agree that there should be some control over who comes in and out, but if the farmers had to pay a fair wage and benifits... we would all get scurvey, or however you spell it.

    like it or not, this is an actual part of the circular money flow concept... i dont agree with the show "day without a mexican"...

  • If I had every dollar they took out of the USA I would not be losing my house.

  • i live in texas and in 2012 im going to be a minority. Yay!

  • with out illegal immigrants... the cost for food would be outrageous....

  • hehe yeah phil, you are pigmentally challenged :) I like that. Stay smexy.

  • i think we should stop worrying about illegal immigration and worry about the possibility of our planet being fucking destroyed by that black hole.

  • yup true

  • you win @ life. lol

  • not all!

  • i gotta disagree about the ilegal immigrant thing, im from CA, and there are lots of illegals here, but their not getting masses of money, they ussually come here in search of a better life, i've heard stories of the hardships people brave just to come here, and after they come here they dont just leave, they work the crappiest jobs for the lowest wages, CA's economy pretty much DEPENDS on the illegal immigrants cheap labor, plus these guys arent rly striking it rich, they live in bad conditions

  • His point was about ones that dont stay in America... Those that do dont actually do anything wrong, so he's fine with that...

  • no Re1gns iis right, what he was criticizing was the fact that hispanics work in america and send their money back home...but what Defranco said about immigrants was way out o line and too offensive. Immigrants end up workin the jobs that americans wouldnt ever so he should be thankful..

  • pigmentely challenged haha

  • watch his apology video

  • i did, it didn't make much of a difference.

  • I am sorry that, that didn't help, Phil is a good guy, sometimes he says offensive things, but overall he's good. Please don't let this video ruin it for you.

  • oh, need not to worry. i really like Phil and feel that he has a lot of good things to say about various subjects. but i guess this video just made me realize that even people who seem really intelligent, have their flaws. (it kinda broke my heart)

  • omg i totally agree with you, like after he said that i kinda felt dissapointed n just couldnt laugh at the jokes that came afterwards...sad that he would refer to hard working ppl as leaches

  • the illegal non tax paying hard workers dont forget

  • the galaxy name hehe

  • forgot to mention, ur videos are much funnier :)

  • then why did you watch him dante? And Phil, I honestly didnt find the 1 video I watched of gradual report that funny, but Ill give him another chance and try a dif one

  • Learn to love.

  • thx for telling me about the black hole thing... wooo im gonna die... =/

  • this was the first sxe phil vid i ever saw

  • i've been subed to you and danny for a year and a half

    just fyi

    ;)

  • for the argument that we need mexican immigrants for their cheap labor and in that way they give back to the economy............are you serious? think about all the taxes that people pay BESIDES sales tax. its a vast ammount of money. and the only reason that it seems all physical labor workers appear to be mexicans is because they'll work for $8/hr instead of $10/hr, thus more likely to get hired. other people will do the work if given the opportunity at a fair price

  • though MANY illegal immigrants don't have SSNumbers, they DO have tax ID numbers and pay their taxes like everybody else...

    and like akashacatbat said, many of them do jobs that most of us wouldn't even want to do-- for less than ideal pay...

    they are not here to leech off our system! how many times have you seen a bum on a street corner next to a guy selling mangos. i bet you $1000 the bum is an american living off welfare, and the illegal immigrant is the one selling the mangos...

  • fuuny i don't remember Americans ever having a country, just coming over from a civil war and taking control,just saying sorry many decades later to the ones that were here first but umm yeah whatever i guess :P

  • they decleared independance from britan so they had a country since then, and the civil war was over slave rights wether they were legal or not

  • wow, you sure sound educated with your swearing and such.

    I assume that you're asian right? So how can you possibly hate illegal immigrants when Im pretty sure that your parents came here illegally, or came via fake marriage, or you grandparents came over on a boat, or that any of your little asian relatives cheat the american economy system. Clean your mouth out and have a little empathy.

    Being asian myself, I know exactly how they work, so dont sit there and act all white collar.

  • You're usually a pretty down to earth guy, but you dissapoint me on the issue of illegal immigrants. You need to realise that these people are a need as much as a problem. Secondly, if you were in their shoes I doubt that you'd care about the considerably richer american economy taking a downturn. There's just a vast difference in living standards, don't pretend there's justice in that.

  • They fuck up the economy because they take their earnings back to their country, stead of using it in the United States. If you know anything about the economy you would agree. That your a dumbass. Im not saying its bad for "ILLEGAL" immigrants to work here, but its the part that they go back to their country. It would be nice if they acctually stayed here to become a citizen. You also get the part "Illegal" ? THEY AINT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ANYWAYS.

    I bet your dad hopped the border

  • That translates to nothing but import of services, which is a perfectly normal and a harmless thing (without import the world economy would crash). But I wouldn't expect trash like you to know anything about the economy.

    Laws aren't always justified, wether or these people's presence is illegal or not isn't the issue either when the question is wether or not to legalize them. It's a downright retarded point to make.

    And yea my dad jumped the border and then swam fucking 4000 miles to SWEDEN.

  • Not that you probably care any more, but undocumented immigrants DO contribute to the economy. Because they don't get paid that much, prices for things here can stay lower. I'm not saying its right, its just the way things work.

  • They don't have social security Benefits, NO health care medicaid at the age of 60, and if there is a natural disaster, there is no government help.

    Phil couldn't be more WRONG.

  • akashacatbat and Jfscloud723 i agree with both of you. its true no matter how you look at it lol

  • i subscribed to the gradual report...

    i'm currently LMAO..ing.

    i would be ROFL..ing....

    but that makes it difficult to type.

    oh and in response to turkish horny girl....

    kim kardashian being armenian has nothing to do with her slut-tasticness.

    i think its cuz she was friends with paris hilton. but hey thats just me.

  • i was thinking about the immigrants, that they arent leaching, theyre working for money, what they do with it after they earn it is really kind of up to them isnt it?

  • but they are not paying taxes

  • And that's why They don't have the social security Benefits. They also get paid way less, some times they don't get paid at all. Try taxing 25% of what you would get ,and than half of the time try taxing NOTHING.

  • again yeah its true they have no benefits

  • Phil, the nearest black hole is lightyears away. Don't worry about it.

  • Lol, hahahaha!!!!!!

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  • Kim kardashian is a Armenian slut.

  • leeches lik the paparazzi?

  • i totally agree with illegal aliens thing

  • me to

  • I really like when phil talks about Space and Things like that, Those topic are VERY interesting to me.

  • i dont like ilegal immigrants but mexico isnt the only one like cmon be legal citizen or just stay in your country cause the ecomony is not good really

  • u r pail

  • fucking mexicans, lethal border enforcement ftw

  • Yeah, that illegal immigrants bit was a tad uncalled for and it kind of offended me (I'm a U.S citizen btw so back off ppl!). Anyway Making it seam as if the illegal immigrants were the only reason The U.S economy is fcked up? But also consider The federal reserve making money out of literally "thin air" to loan to member banks. Money borrowed and spent from Social Security. And the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. But other than that I'm glad you made an apology video and I'll keep on watching. =]

  • fuck that shit 85% of the problem is just as sxephil said they shoudlnt be taking our money and spending it in their country... and we definately shouldnt be sending our jobs to other countries either thats hurting our economy to...

  • This is probably the wost vid you have made... I didn't know that you could be so ignorant.

  • you win at life

  • i think your cool and all but the thing about immigrants and stuff yeah....that was really uncalled for dude. Not the nicest thing to say

  • hey he later apologizes for saying the illegal immigrant stuff, about how he realized how dumb and ignorant he sounded.

  • your the stupid cuntbag that is coming here to see his videos, so GTFO you stupid bitch.

  • could you say the word you or your any more in one comment?!

  • i love you

  • I like your stuff, keep at it. Peacee! -Victoria-

  • ok so i would put in the discription a link to whichever video has you apologise and clarify what you said about illegal imigrants.

    cuz yeaha i love your cchannel, i love how your not afraid to speak your mind, but this did sound pretty republican.

    did i say republican?

    yeah. deal with it people who read this comment.

  • While illegal immigrants do provide services cheaper than a citizen would once they have kids the kids are citizens thus they qualify for government funding thus the country loses money paying for all these kids whose parents can't afford to pay for basic necessities but still continue to pop out a kid every 9 months, who also qualify for help, thus they are leeches

  • yay immigrat = leech :P

  • u know whats so funny, there are actually lots of illegal american immigrants in the caribbean...esp jamaica. Who knew!!!!

  • While your remarks about illegal immigrants isn't necessarily racist, it is unbalanced. They would only be leaches, if their labour didn't represent a value increase. Which it does, or else they wouldn't be hired to do that job for someone. Employers get a value increase in exchange of giving a wage. Since immigrants usually doesn't get over compensated, but rather equal and more often under compensated. Their labour can be quite profitable for the country, even without taxation.

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  • do you like black people????

    if you say no thats not racist

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    kateyaya aahahhahahaaa

  • what!! u paid for it, lol

  • ROTFL

  • lol exactly

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  • lmao

  • death star canteen.

  • nice shirt...