what happens when ppl think that they are vampires

[woofiecat]

lol!

[mrsjcullen13]

he probably pissed her off to the point where she bit him- flat out

[pupyuser299229]

in the movie Bella is a prop

[TheSparkleyVampire]

I think I bit some one. I can't remember.

[VAMPRESS23]

i bit someone b4 bcuz they had me in a head lock the arm went across my mouth

and i chomped rite done .

[yttihp11]

real vampires dont go around showing themselves in public, on youtube and TV programs. i had a scary experience with a "vampire" once.

[GIRLZROC219]

@yttihp11 omg i did to no lie pale guy wearing what looked like dark make up SOOOOOO not as hot as edward was walking down the street and i was like 8 and holding my 'mummy's hand and i was thinking "why is he wearing red lipstick like mummy?" LOL! than i read twilight and thought for a moment when i was 11 and said to my self "nawww couldn't be?!!?!?!?!"

[TheAndreaXx]

what did se do? she bit him ! lol

[bellacullen185]

Wholey Crap!!! Thats so serious is funny!!!

[cocomige]

im planning too take over the EARTH with my vampire minions! and my cat like friend (shes kinda crazy)!

[renesmeeluvesjake]

@cocomige thats me like last year i was cocomige but lost my pass so now im renesmeeluvesjake!☆☆☆☆☆☆

[simsun2]

OMG FAIL! Stupid women :') She was trying to acomplish his turning. I want to be a vampire :) I got a plan and everything if it ever happens. I jk LOL!<.<

[MsKristaManning]

I didn't subscribe so turn me into a vampire please!

[renesmeecullen51]

im planning a hostile vampire takeover and i can find u yeah creepy stalker time...jk =) but not about the vampire takeover thats still gonna happen

[Fnlfy10]

Wicked count me in :P

[renesmeecullen51]

@Fnlfy10 sweet i needed sum help ;D

[Fnlfy10]

Sure, what needs doing :D

[MsKristaManning]

@Fnlfy10 I'll help with the hostile takeover too! I'm actually part vampire, no lie.

[kyleintheair]

I'm all ready for a vampire takeover. I hate thes twampires

[Darkenlotus]

i had a full on biting fight with this guy i was in class with, he bit me so hard on the shoulder that it want almost black and i had to put ice on it.......

i was hoping i would turn into a werewolf . . .but it never happend TT-TT

[WaterAngel1387]

I'm not planning a hostile vampire takeover, at least, not now....

[WhatTheFudgeify]

@WaterAngel1387 Shweet!

[painfulsilence1253]

i bite ppl all the time but not that hard!!!

[kiamarukeemos]

@painfulsilence1253 sounds hot

[horselover102102]

yah nice i bite to lol jk i would laugh so hard if the guy believe he turn a vampire

that would b F***funny

[DahomieGpoptart]

my little sis realy bit for no reason

[barbiegirlmylene]

sorry but ur voice is kinda ANNOYING!how old are you?8 years old?:D

[crazii15daniel]

she uses a voice transformer whatever you wanna call it. i think thats what it is Hence: MYSTERYtwilightvoice

and if it's so annoying maybe you should stop watching her videos

[geri4374]

im just gonna bite that mother ff

[mileyfan13279]

YES! hostile vampire takeover. thats MY plan. LMAO! jks, jks.

but, i feel really sorry for this person, i mean, EVERYBODY wishes they were vampires, right? xD

[xxrockangelzrockxx]

LMAO!

[Brianna4235]

I accidently bit my best friend Sierra... We couldn't stop laughing!!

[ViciousWoodchipMcMuf]

I bite mie friends all the time. But I would never do that. Mann....thats weird...

[kikdudette3000]

lmao omg that is soo funny

[strawberryicemint]

This is SO funny!

[Stormy1237]

yeah, um my friend bites me al the time, but i never thought to charge her, ithink that is going a little far though......

[HogwartsVampire]

hahaha....he filed for domestic abuse because she bit him....that is hilarious

my friend bit me one time...i didn't talk to her all day.....

[Boltrulz10]

how do u make the begining

[Moviemakingrocks123]

Lmao!

My friend bit me once...

I bit my other friend in the shoulder because she was crushing me XD

she popped up and was like "YOU BIT ME!"

Thats hilarous though. He filed for Domestic abuse... Just wow. XD

[mrpotatoandme]

lol thats far out but i guess shes a big fan

[n0va97]

o...mi...gawd... o and btw i luv the intro on all ur vids the grrl wi the ipod is ttly meh

[fanpire2284]

You are a total GENIUS!

[cullengirlzz1010]

When She Says Iowa It Sounds Like The Girl From Those Scary Shows Around Halloween o.O

[lexxxusb]

ummm... wow........

[whieoehfeo]

you know some of them?

[burninupfan]

oh lord..................

[AoifeLovesEdward]

maybe she wanted her own Edward Cullen and said hey maybe if i bite him he'll turn in to a vamp

[horseperson900]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha funny who does that serisouly. is that lady on drugs??

[drewdomeyer]

do you think people accually care who you are

[drewdomeyer]

how old are you. your voice is so high and annoying

[Paramorefan298]

she raises her voice so people dont recognize it >:(

[SweetPeaTheBumbleBee]

she has a voice changer

[twihard4ever1718]

thats funny! thats happened to me before!!! my friend was like "hey do you wanna be a vampire?" and i was like um...sure why? and then she bit me and said u r now a vampire! it was awkward

[whieoehfeo]

part 1

if she really does believe that she is a vampire, then its actually not an uncommon thing. there are people all over the world who live like vampires. theres this one lady who drives a hurse and sleeps in a coffin and everything. and there are young people who have sharpened teeth and who go to clubs to meet up with their "covens", and while there they "feed" off of eachother.

[whieoehfeo]

part 2

they don't need it to survive or anything of course because they're humans and all, but they do take pleasure in it. it was on like history channel or one of those channels. halloween special. but anyways this story is still really funny! lol. and great job showing that picture of James

[XxkckoolkatxX]

Woah. Serious? Those people need help.......

[whieoehfeo]

yup. serious. and they enjoy it too.

[obsessedfanpire1551]

I was laughing so hard. My friends are such creeps they bite me though. I had stuck my hand out and my friend asked me if she could bite me and I was like "What?!?!?" and she bit me. It was really funny!! She doesn't even believe in vampires. When I get engaged I'm biting him!!!!

[twilightfanzz12]

well it is kinda funny lol

[KeikoAquaMermaid]

well... thats...er nice(?) to post but er ... sorry for ur friends... uh... dad... uh or shud i say orange juice(?) srry

[xxedarkangelxx]

first of all i wasn't judging you and i could give a rats bum if you dont like the lost boys

and its great that you love somthing

just dont come crying to me about people not likeing you i just dont care and

and really "twilight princess" get over your self....

[FaliciaB]

BEST VIDEO YET!!!!! LMAO

[BigBirdlea]

that's creepy and so funny. Why the hell do you bite someone who you'll soon marry? VAMPIRES RULE.

[therealchachalita]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[racjen]

i like the taste of blood

[xxedarkangelxx]

seriously have you read any other Vampire related books besides the twilight series if yes but only a few your not a Vampire your just a wanna be twilight fan who obsesses over something she knows absolutely nothing about and seriously your not a real Vampire until you've seen a real original Vampire movie such as Lost Boys! other then that little miss TwilightPrincess poser *your not a Vampire*

[carlislesinkeri66pt6]

sorry, even if you watched the Lost Boys, it doesn't make you a vampire. Vampirism is not just something you wake up one day and say, oh, i am a vampire now and you go around claiming that and biting people or whatever other kind of BS myths there are. so there.

[xxedarkangelxx]

i never said that if you watch lost boys your a Vampire

i was being sarcastic because lost boys is a classic.... and i never claimed to be a Vampire just a Vampire lover and when i said Vampire i didnt mean fangs and all that other stuff it was a figure of speach and simply sarcasm....

[animlcrosr]

rofl.....OMFG im crazy but not that crazy!

[drum509]

Vampires have great energy and quick reflexes.......dont ever fuck with one.......we do bite

[AirForcedude5]

i fucked with a vampie this morning. shaped that sonofabitch silly lol. vampires.... what a joke

[carlislesinkeri66pt6]

jerk, you only hate what you don't understand. whatever.

[Edwardswifie]

Who is this little girl??? She won't stop TALKING!! bUT SHE IS FUNNY IN A WAY...

[prettyprincess226]

girl that happened to me and im fine

[iEdward97]

what?

[666Angi]

oh cummon, let her be, a vampire is not a creature that turns into a bat and all that steriotypical crap. Its a person that drinks blood and has aversions to bright and warm. SO all those frikin pessimists that are always going on about how ppl who talk about vampires and are vampires are freaks, can shut up. If they dont lyk it, then they dont have to get involved

[djennie222]

i want to marry a vampire not be one

[ilovehim7653]

i wanna be one

[allurehair]

i want to be one =P

[WaterAngel1387]

I think I am a vampire. I am pale, fast, I sparkle in the light a little bit, I also like the taste of blood. You may call me crazy but it's true!!

[iEdward97]

im a vampire and i wish mystery twilight voice would come back we all miss her!!!!! : (

[TheTwiFreak]

You're NOT a vampire.

[stantonoguin]

oh! your a vampire, please enter the real world to the left or right, have a nice day

[madeley343]

my friend asked me to bite her and i bit so hard so got a bruse

[NessieCullen2]

Yeah ppl like to say they r but they know that they arent

And whats Cam holding in that picture?

[SequinedBag]

Bella (kristens) hand!

[threeandcats]

loll sooooooo funny! and i am sane.. but i lye a LOT!

[EdwardWontYouBiteMe]

Lol! I'm NOT sane. I'm planning a domination of vampires on the world! (evil laughter with a cough) Uhh... you didn't hear about that... Shhh!

[funkychick13579]

lol i bite my friends 2!!!

[somelikeitcoldand]

No, I'm not sane- I frequently bite people at school randomly- mostly my friends- and I growl at people.

People actually think I'm a werewolf or something, because I am going through a growth spurt, I eat CONSTANTLY, when I get angry, I look ready to rip their throats off (and I shake), I am really quiet (like Jacob was.) and I growl- like, really growl- at people when I'm angry or when I'm annoyed. You should hear it- I find it strange.

[xXNessiexCullenXx]

lol me 2!

[Evanescencefan4eva]

somelikeitcoldand-omg me too i mean like my friends go "Mikayla are you like a werewolf" and exactly what you said i do its sooo weird

[somelikeitcoldand]

Maybe we're both werewolves- that would be AWESOME!!!

[Evanescencefan4eva]

yea that would

my friends like brought that up yesterday

and they kept calling me werewolf girl

now thats my nickname=]

[somelikeitcoldand]

My friends call me Wolfie- since my ancestors' last name was Wolf. AWESOMENESS!

[RoryDoll]

growling at ppl, rite, lol, well there's a fine line between whether it's menacing, or down rite funny, lol, soz.

[xXxEdwardluvrxXx]

what i reallt wanna know is if she read the series...

and if there are vampires like the books make it seem so real...

it's so weird...

~Atti~

[demiselenafannumber1]

lol!! sooo funny!! she actaully bite him?? wow! she took twighlight a little 2 serious!! lol!! anyway, rokk on and love da videos <3

[3xpressy0urself]

Well, I walk around my school bitting my friends. On their neck. They often scream. It's amusing. I don't think I'm a vampire though... ha.

[shoesisawesome22]

i do think im a vamp bcuz i have creepily sharp teeth i am extremely fast and my eyes tend to change from blue to green to brown to goldish. and I am always swarmed by guys so im hot

[mikapikaxxx]

do u eat? id you do the answer is know. do you drink blood? if you dont the answer would also be no.

[Oreoreogirl]

oh my gosh every time someone reads twilight and thinks theyre vampires

and/or TELLS everyone theryre a vampire

I want to punch them in the face!!!

[girliegal105]

BITE ME EDWARD!!!

[IBegToDifferXxX]

Maybe she wasn't trying to be a vampire, maybe she got angry and his hand was just nearest to her. LOL! But whichever it was, she is probably in a Pshyco-ward right now. haha not really.

[evilismyboyfriend]

me and my bf love bite lol on the neck but not so hard it hurts dang what was that woman thinking!!! and anyway why the hand?? of all places the hand??!!!

[brunetteonboard]

no offence but the "voice" thing is sooooooo annoying

[horsegalri]

key word 'attempt'

[jazeemin]

a vampire wedding like Bella .? that's so funny .!

[CayRocksx100]

i hate this channel .... u think u know EVERYTHING about TWILIGHT... but seriously but i dont like how u think u know it all... PEACE OUT

[twihard756]

haha im planning a vampire takeover! i dont think i ever bit anyone except my best friends as a joke lol, but i did hear that other peoples blood tastes good. i tried my own but it tastes like i put a dime in my mouth. :P

[edwardbellsalice4224]

thts funny. i pretend im a vampire but i dont bite people on the hand and i know im not a vampire. GESH! THT chic is a sycko!

[xXxTaylerTerrorxXx]

Same

But I Do Bit People :S

Joke But I Do Pretend :)

[TaylorSMileyC]

OK nobody knows this but since u said so i will too, i lick my cuts when they happen and stuff, blood almost tastes good.......... but that woman reallly needs help

[ArctikFrost]

You are an absolute pathetic lil obsessive mentally deranged dweeb!

i mean seriously what are you trying to accomplish by posting these lil stupid video..you need a life!!!!! you sound like a chipmunk on helium.

[ilooovehorsez]

my friends always call me a vampire cuz like we were @ the beach and my friend fell on a rock and got a cut on her ankle and i like took my finger and wiped the blood off and like licked my finger. also, i will bite people ALL the time. my friend actually has a funny scar on the inside of her elbow cuz we were play wrestling and i just bit her cuz it is like an instinct for me to bite people when we r like fighting.

[ArctikFrost]

you say that you licked your friends blood well that is reli stupid! you can get aids from that u twat! omg have u ever watched 'my girl' well obvs not your a cocksucker xD

[jonaslovers597]

OMC same here lol

[twilightaholic64]

i looove blood. i need it. i am a tru vamp. i am pale, golden eyed, cold, hard-skinned, and sparkle in the sun.

[FeelingMusey]

im really pale and i dont tan i started bleeding the other day and i thought why not and tried some blood, nice actually.and im always cold and i have pointy teeth. strange eh? heh heh....

[JasperWHCullens1fan]

i bite people to.but mostly myself.

[MxAxL]

But... if I were a fictional being...I'd be a vampire-human/werewolf hybrid. So technically Renesmee's kid. o.O Hmmm....

[Neesha666]

i bite people all the time soo ... you gotta problem with that??

[mashmellow543]

omg i dont think im a vampire cuz i know they arent real unlike some ppl who think they r but anyways i have almost all the signs lol my skin is always freezing

my eyes can change colors like from green to blue and then hazel but i make them change like when im mad they r green it so weird my eye doc cant figure out y lol i can smell blood but it smells gross!! and im so pale i scare ppl

and i im the fastest runner in my school

so ya but i dont think im a vamp tho so like dont say im crazy

[MxAxL]

The eye color change isn't special; you're doctor's an idiot; get a new one.

Almost everybody I know has drastic eye color issues... Even mine, so for the sake of your eyesight, get a new optometrist.

[hopingforfame101]

omg im just like twilightobsessed666 im sooo pale and white and my skin is always cold but not that hard idk i never really tested that one out hahaha. but they no im obsessed

[pcdlova]

what , i bite people all the time . yes physically BITING them , and then getting in trouble at school .

[MxAxL]

Oh my. Some teachers think my friends and I are freaks because we're always doing that. We also just happen to have pointy teeth. I'm also pale most of the time.

[twilightobsessed666]

My friends think I am a vampire because my skin is really pale and really cold and I bit my skin so hard I bleed and then I suck the blood. I think I agree with my friends. PEACE OUT!!!

[renesmeeblack01]

Omg I do that too! It actually tastes good huh?

[twilightobsessed666]

yea it does my friend bit me and blood started coming out and I just started sucking on it. she gave me this crazy look. it was so weird.

[renesmeeblack01]

my friends all call me vampires cuz im always biting my skin hard enough that i bleed

then i suck the blood out

it tastes really good though, blood

[AlliAllison795]

I bit my friend cus she said i was sooo pale i should be a vamp. LOL she started shaking lik she was in pain. lol lik she was turning into a vampire!

[katerkate11]

I caant find my pulse!!!

[teamcullen22]

haha have to admit Ive bitten someone cuz i would LOVE to be a vamp!!haha jk

Add ALL TWILIGHT FANS!

[Taylorsnumba1fan]

lol that lady is creepy lol she really started thinking she was a vampire!!!

[CHA0TICXXXSCENE]

i just bit my friend today haha.and i was in the bathroom ad got really bored and i tried to pushthe wall away from me. i was like im a vampire i should be superstrong!!!!!!!!!!!

[kayleencullen]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[MinkerNikker]

i would kill to be a vampire. How sad

[babyapooch]

omg!!! most of the people i no say "omg i would love to be a vamp!!! I'll start biting" and my best friend bit herself.

[xmusicismysoulx]

"what was she trying to do?"

[saccheerchic]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!! thats hilariouse!!!!!

[katcullen01]

After i read the Twilight books i developed the weird habit of biting people. LOL. Sometimes they deserve it. like when they haven't read Twilight. LOL!!!

[55nd66]

same here!!!!

haha

[Twihard03]

ME too!

[HSMgurl12348]

ya same here i bit my friend and i said im victoria im a vampire!!

[abbygirl36]

lol

[BilliakaDee]

the beggining reminds me of the ipod ad.

my friend, robyn bit a boy. ive bitten a boy too ive bitten my self. ive bitten my brother and im 10 yaers old. my teeth r rock hard i tried chewing on a metal zipper and it snapped!

[yunalizzy715]

I'm just gonna bite that mother******! HA HA HA TOO FUNNY

[weo1weo1weo1]

i used to bite people when i was a little kid lol

[bluebloodcullenvamp]

did u say iowa!!!!!! i live there!!!!! The docs couldnt find my pluse yesterday!!!!! Im a vamp wizard.

[larvigagine]

they didny find ur pulse why??!?

[hoops4ev]

lol thats funny

[ThePeachTree]

this was such an annoying video i couldn't even finish it. what's so ludicrous about biting someone? it was domestic violence, he was probably grabbing her and it was all she could do to defend herself.

[Emileeluvsmonkeys]

hi emma as in the person who commented me before you did

[Twiclipsdawn123]

this is really random but nat king cole (i am doing a project on him) his dads name is EDWARD JAMES Cole, thats all im saying Yeah we all no and love edward, we all no james, but someone in the forks skool i bet is named cole

[ThisIsMeArianna]

what program do you use?

[MrsJoeJonasLUVER12]

omj my friend bit me at the skateway and i got a bruise it hurt sooooo badd! and she jst turned around and bit me for no reason!

[xyouxwishxx]

xD!

[CrazyMuch6684]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinelasta]

some people r so mad!!!!!!its so weird but in a way i feel sorry for da poor woman!

[TwilightAddict247]

Im ROFLing right nowe!!!!!! i can not believe that lady actually BIT her fiancee. she needs help bigtime!!!! thats ridiculous and funny!!!!!!!

[TwilightFanpire71]

Haha!!! Oh my goodness!! I am never gonna stop laughing!! I blame U!! ROFL~~ :P!

[TwilightEclipse44]

ummm...... me and my friends bit each other all the time (not a joke) i still have one bit mark on me ummm...... i got attack by a bobcat so i have bit marks all over my back so yeah not to weird for me....

[luckyme1133]

hmmmm. i cant type! lol in to hard she BIT him? whered u find this?

[ReactVideos]

its a weird story but still SHUT THE HELL UP! you are SO annoying.

[Hannahtastic17]

the take over wont be that hostile

[grfrgorfr]

H A H A H A!!!! that reminds me.....i bit my couzin and since he knew i was obsessed he was actually convinced that i was a vempire.....

[madsjo10]

hehe, do u use helium!!?!?!?!?! IDK because u would have to do that every 10 seconds... and u dont pause that much!

[LastMasochistStandin]

technology =__=;;

[Samhaiine]

god im craking up what th heck was she thinking seriously!

[hellothere2015]

that is hilarious even tho it is crazy i was cracking up the whole time y wuld u bite someone

[lemmonlemmon007]

i love edward <3 <3