Asian Stereotypes

[sniffer441]

me and my friends started calling 100 on test asians (im chinese so no racist)

[DancyFancyPants]

Black people are crazy about fried chicken, watermelon, and koolaide!!!!

[kutinNgo]

Guy: My DICK SO LONG ON A KEYBOARD IS REACHES FROM A-Z

OTher Guy: Look at the keyboard

Guy oh....... -puts fingers to match a and z - :(

LMFAO

[Mikel5616]

black people like grape soda

[dominoeangel]

-"how would you know"

That actually is a good question.

Effensive of others aye?

[KristiantoGeorge]

i <3 Delio!!! :D

[AzNMadnessXXXXXXX]

Why are these so much flame in the other comments? hmmm

[animemusicgal23]

Sideways vagina?.... I have NEVER heard of that one before. So weird, so friggan weird.

[prezzieleah]

steareotype: asian guys are hot. yupp. :)

[J3anie]

rofl i actually laughed at the asian girls have sideways vaginas part thats sooo stupid!

[jeslyfirefox]

@J3anie IM NOT SCARED OF AFRICAN NEGRO WHY SHOULD I? YEAHH U HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCARED THEM COZ THEY LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA.. THEY ARE LAZY TOO.. LOL

[DubiaFluctuant]

@jeslyfirefox The first time i went to the usa i saw a negro and i was soooo scared, he was so ugly and didnt look human, was something like human but not human, so dark and scary. That was because i never saw a black man, but then i got used tho them. And i made black friends and discovered that they were like me but just with a diferent skin and shape.

[jeslyfirefox]

@DubiaFluctuant No what i mean to say when you go to visit other country like for example germany you have to speak english thats the international norm.in united states you have to try to learned english bec. when u applied to immigration the very first requirement to ask you in inteview is to see if you are capable to speak and reply in emglish otherwise how can you communicate not just to impose hispanic language and impose it.

[jeslyfirefox]

@DubiaFluctuant by your information too. im filipino we my ancestor is both chinese mixed and can fluent in hispanic and tagalog. we know english very well and study it in kinder school. the problem with you guys mexicans you dont want to learn english in your country not including it in school curriculum onl this time they reallized the important of english subject.

[DubiaFluctuant]

@jeslyfirefox That is because, most of mexicans do not need to learn english, we live in a big country, and also there are lots of countries that speak spanish, wha have a huge database on internet in spanish, all of our knoledge we can find it in spanish, we have hundreds of tv shows in spanish, so really there is no need to learn english, you can learn english if you want is optional, but is not really necesary in mexico. In you countri is necesary to learn other enguages because is a small.

[jeslyfirefox]

@DubiaFluctuant it is needed to learn english as i said english is a international language its a norm. so how the mexican government talk with the foreign dignitaries like for example french people? are u talking with them with hispanic? no you communicate with english just like when korean people visit the philippines they converse with english. do you see here in united states the government started to provide program for hispanic people to teach them english subject.

[echev0725]

They want each other Lol

[67dfb]

what does a black kid get for his birthday? YOUR bike! haha :D

[se7enb4te3ty]

you guys really make a good couple! I'm just saying...

[tyseibert]

I can be racist sometimes but I've never been racist against Asians for some reason... I see them as productive and a value to society. Blacks and Mexicans should learn from them.

[DubiaFluctuant]

@tyseibert Hahahaha, not only blacks and mexicans, also the white trash and redneks. 

[Kaylz890]

guy on the left looks like a young moki! :L

[mycrx89]

whenever asians are in an uncomfortable situation that they are trying to avoid, they pretend that they don't understand english. especially when they are trying to avoid paying you money.

[cookstonkerry1]

@mycrx89 mexicans do dat too some of em aint lyin but sum are

[elenavlada]

THE OTHER GUY (WEARING BLACK) IS EITHER HALF WHITE OR FILIPINO

[AsianFujiApple]

somebody told me, "How can you see? are your eyes even open?" and i told them to shut up or I'd use my Taekwondo skills on them :)

[AsianFujiApple]

JUST because I'm Asian, people think that i can't speak good and i have to be pale... D:

[Hazeleyedtaurus]

I'm Half filipino and Someone asked me "Do you see in wide screen" In another situation someone asked me if I did Karate or understood chinese. LOL; The sideways Vagina bit was absurdly funny.

[Grizzlebearify]

LOL. YOU LOOK LIKE JAY PARK.!!! 

[Piplup5000]

hmm well i was called a yellow smurf XD it was funny and wierd lol

[0790ryan]

lol at the kid on the right flexing at the end

[brokenbones96]

LOLOLOL Yellow twinkie :))))) hahaha

[DubiaFluctuant]

I am mexican and when i visited the USA people would not believe me because i am white -.-", they called me french, english, portugese, german. But nobody ever thought that i could be mexican. -_-" noooo people not all mexicans are brown skined.

[jeslyfirefox]

@DubiaFluctuant well mexicans are europeans ancestor they are mixed races thats why mestizos appeared. they have also indians people in mexico. but i wonder why mexicans are not fluent with english that suppose to be coz they are neighbor to usa and canada.

[DubiaFluctuant]

@jeslyfirefox

Hehehe, not because you are neighbor of a different country it means that you speak the lenguage of the other country. Is like saying that germany, spain, italy, swiss and belgique speak fluid french. In mexico we speak spanish, because spain conquered most of the american continent, half of the usa used to be mexico, in fact the second oficial lenguage of the USA is spanish. So most of the times when i visit the usa i dont have to speak english.

[Piplup5000]

OMG something racist is that my friends think that asians know every asian and that they think my dad is Jet Li T_T its awesome if he was but really? Just because we're both asian? I mean SERIOUSLY I'm Vietnamese, Laos, and Thai. XP

[detectiveconan996]

@Piplup5000 People call me kamikaze, and I'm Chinese...

[Piplup5000]

@detectiveconan996 aww im sorry T.T didn't know what kamikaze meant so i looked it up and found this:

1.A Japanese pilot trained in World War II to make a suicidal crash attack, especially upon a ship.

2.An airplane loaded with explosives to be piloted in a suicide attack.

3.Slang. An extremely reckless person who seems to court death.

adj.

1.Of or relating to a suicidal air attack: a kamikaze mission.

2.Slang. So reckless in behavior or actions as to be suicidal: kamikaze hot rodders.

[BboyXSlide]

kevjumba?

[itsMsCoolPanda]

Im almost 99.9% sure your Korean...cause im korean too :)

[Hammi4Real]

another asian stereotype: no people in asia is asian unless their eyes are slanted, while others like indians and pakistanis arent real

[xXAZN407Xx]

aww a dog lets eat it..............lol

[godofsushi]

" Wait how would you know that!"

[tacoboy262]

U fogot that Asians smell lik teriyaki

[iammoonjooyoung]

I'm an Asian girl....but I don't :(

[XAYSHUNEKSTASYX]

wait your friend's name is Dilio? XD

[OKOKwalkthroughz]

Asain d00d is hot.

[ultimateanime45]

wat kinda asian r u

[MrSurfsAlot]

asians are either REALLLY smart and kinda nerdy , or funny as shit

[InuyashaThaGreat]

I was told that I Steal from old people suck on a watermelon chuck down fried chicken with a big ass pitcher of Kool aid

[Asianbros117]

Asian slurp/

Eat very loud

[ledzeppelinloverx91]

One of my old teachers from high school asked me what I'm majoring in, to which I replied, "I'm majoring in Medical Science. It seems kind of overwhelming right now." And so she says, "Don't worry, you're Indian, you'll get through it."

Umm, I'm Pakistani.

[ChocolateMonkeh]

DO YOU LIVE IN CANADA ? :O IF YOU DON'T, I KNOW SOMEONE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. LOL. :)

[kingofbigkay]

@ChocolateMonkeh dude just cuz there azn doesnt mean all azns look the same gawd jk

[ChocolateMonkeh]

@kingofbigkay LOL . no seriously, this guy looks THE SAME. and i dont they all asians look the same D: pfsh and you just made the stereotype right there. not mee :)

[kingofbigkay]

@ChocolateMonkeh dude it was just a joke and thats a real sterotype cuz its been used on me cuz im azn

[ChocolateMonkeh]

@kingofbigkay did i seem like i was mad -.- jeez.

and i know it is .

[Mienhboi503]

gee how many asian stereotypes thet're not true

[UGAhater012012]

Look it's goku and vegeta

[zamorachristian1]

Lol the smaller your dick the more you will fuck and if you don't believe me fuck you look at the 2 largest populations

[Zilchary]

@zamorachristian1 LOL that just made my day.

[Mangkukutod]

@Zilchary The stereotype that I heard the most is that "All Asian people look the same." LOL! That's like saying that South Asians (Indians and Nepalese), East Asians (Chinese), Southeast Asians (Filipinos and Cambodians) and Russians look the same because they are all Asians. People generally stereotype Asians being "East Asian" and think that Asian is a racial term.

[VideoAssembly]

@Zilchary I am Asian and I got a white girl. Well actually she is a troll on my video... LOL Damn this is the life of an Asian, its just another day though.

[lp0715]

exactly from russell peters- red/white/brown

[vollygirl59]

@zamorachristian1 russel peterrssss xD

[zamorachristian1]

@vollygirl59 :D

[Don123q]

@zamorachristian1 Got it from Russel Peters :P

[monkeykidXD]

@zamorachristian1 russell peters?

[01077448731]

@zamorachristian1 by Russel Peters

[rubin808]

Asians are computer geeks! lol

[mmriann]

I think I'm a nerd lol

[GitYourFukOn]

Asian girls have sideways vaginas? What the heck?? O_O

[jackngo2]

ahaha side ways vaginas! lmfao!

[sweetbunniie]

"asians are afraid of black people." WHAT?! lmfao. you guys are adorable(:

[AirForceGirl05]

lol you guys are cute.

[dawance88]

Good Job guys. Keep making videos.

[MyMemories19]

uh...i want to be that guy's boyfriend.

[Tacos209]

Your friend dilio totally looks like Jet Li

[pilipino123456]

i cut my own hair and its not a bowl style

[neuspeed79]

Delio looks hispanic...

[shukerztoyou]

oooooo like ur muscles dude. damn how old r u?

[ssj10deity]

wow

[dizzisiTH]

waaaaa asian has a small dick wawa

[XGCunit]

Black people are scared of NOTHING...... except bugs.

[zamorachristian1]

@XGCunit everybody is scared of me

[diyanuh]

Yes they are very hawt....The one on the left is even more hot!

[101hellokitty101nz]

no he don't

[Paulwander]

I am not being funny but the guy on the left really has small eyes ^^

[kpoplover19]

u guys are so hawt

[AsianTofuStyleZz]

when i started my new skool the first thing some guy asked me is if i eat dogs!

[Craizormon]

Another stereotype is Asians are good at badminton and ping pong.I'm asian and I'm good at math,badminton and have small eyes.

[diyanuh]

@IHeartRyeoWookie

um...cause it's true?

[greenpalaka]

japanes and filo??

[astroglide69]

you guys are funny. I love that arm flex. He shoud do more arm flexing..lol

[katcove]

haha that's so cute :)

"sideways vaginas"... wow. that's ridiculous.

LOL love the ending!!!!

[ltover9k]

hahahahahahahahaha

[OneWingedAngelCloud7]

That bowl haircut isn't really true...

Some peoples hair is naturally made dat way...

[Funkedupsheep]

Asians masturbate to the original Pokemon theme song.

[jaebony1997]

@Funkedupsheep hahahahaha i'm asian but that made my day!

[ashleymafu]

in every scary movie the black dude dies first. so unfair. :)) LOL and the blondes die in the movies after acting hecka stupid

[VietCutieBaby]

"Most asians wear glasses"

i hate this one!

what's wrong with glasses on asians?

[80spurplepickle]

asians are cheap, and black people are loud ..:S

[friedann]

Asians like to ask for a lot of discounts, even on discounted items ... True or False

[BaleMulte]

umm... what do you/they mean "sideways vaginas"? :))

[dopeyLE]

all asians know kungfu THATS NOT TRUUUU I ONLY KNOW KARATE

[ihatephilos]

wtf ANDREW?!?!? MONKEY?!?!?!1

[WoAiiNix33]

ALL AZN LOVES FRY RICEEE, RAMON AND POKEMON (i choose u!!! -poof a azn person-) seriously who doesn't

[Fahshox3]

"Asians can't drive"

Grrr ... i hate that one .

Also , "Asians can't sing"

DAMN , FCK THAT !

[abbiemccrone]

you two are sooo funny :)

I think the last bit is mega funny.

<3

[diyanuh]

0:46-0:49 XD "Asian's are scared of black people?" *turns head*"whut?!"

[Fahshox3]

@diyanuh

Kinda true . Lol,

[diyanuh]

Dude, I kinda love Asians.

Not because of this video but in general.

[diyanuh]

I LOVE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diyanuh]

Well, at school I heard that there was a day called Hug-An-Asian day...

I hugged my ex-boyfriend since he was asian....

Is that a real day? XD

[dumbiez71]

I am awesome at math ;D

[coolishgirl]

its scary how all my asian friends SUCK at math...i do better amd im black -_- lolz

[kriceandsharpie]

Well I'm half asian, but anyways I brought brownies to school for a potluck and my friends thought there was rice in them.....

[dumbiez71]

Asians are either nerds,gangsters,or gay. O_O

[Zilchary]

LOL

[zamorachristian1]

@Zilchary yo do you and your friends have abs if so make a video

[diyanuh]

LMAO XD

To tell ya the truth I haven't seen any Asians who WEREN'T nerds or gangsters..but I've known straight ones. They aren't all gay XD

[dumbiez71]

@diyanuh LOLS, yeah true ;D

[OneWingedAngelCloud7]

Do you count emos?

I know emo asian...

(Not emo with the slitting the wrist but more of a gothic type who doesn't talk.)

P.S. Me

[27mlc]

@dumbiez71 well, asians have the highest average income in U.S among all ethnic groups. Also, Asians have the highest level of IQ and largest brain size based on autopsies.

[dumbiez71]

@27mlc Cool, never knew that!

[Cindycakesnerd16]

WTF?

[MrSuperSaiyan1000]

@dumbiez71 True lol

[MRDEADLYSNIPER1]

@dumbiez71 i'll say nerds, they are SMART

[fandeathena25]

!small dicks!

jajajaja

another one

asians people can hack your computer

:D

¬_¬

please don`t do it

[reffohtrig]

I hear ur mom owns a "nail shop"....I"ll b over 2 night to nail her

[katieandlissyshow]

asians love pokemon lol

[ItzaWasa]

oh em gee i am yellow!!!! i actually nvr noticed....no one ever pointed it out to me...fortune cookie....:D ftw lol

[reffohtrig]

come on do something new! come on dude's

[hurricanefierce]

everybody says brazilians are lazy (that's a little true xD) and the brazilians girls are hot... that's true too (H) UHSHUUSA just kidding xD

[Zilchary]

LOL WTF XD

[reffohtrig]

@hurricanefierce ...did u know dildo ...is hispainic

[hurricanefierce]

@reffohtrig do you know your ass? so put your dildo on it =D

[ViahWhisper]

Some of my mexican friends think every asian is chinese and every food in an asian person's house is chinese food. They asked me if i knew how to cook chow mein. I'm filipino.

Also, they assume I'm smart and rich when I'm not really that smart, (average grades) and when I don't have a job and no allowance.

[XxChilliexX]

Lol people used to think I was always the smart asian who sat in the corner, stayed quiet, was shy, spoke chinese well, and hung out with asians...Boy were they beyond wrong LOL

[chickasnow]

Asian steryotype : Asians are always with asians LOL sorry

[skatergirl314628]

some of it was funny u look like u were tryign to hard to remember whats u were supposed to say

[hplover13]

great video, funny :) Mexicans are NOT beaners and the whole wetback stereotype is so stupid, Mexicans can be born in the US too. :P

[xbearcanrockx]

i hate stereotypes i find them extremely offensive espeically the good at math shit since i have a learning disability in math god what freaks and the blacks thing is somewhat true cuz of the movies and them being the criminals and shit

[xbearcanrockx]

lol the guy with the black shirt i dont even know how to pronounce his name, looks like only half asian. and the other half latino or something haha

[reffohtrig]

ur friend...dido dose not look asian....what is he?

[Zilchary]

lol its dilio and hes half vietnamese half hispanic

[reffohtrig]

ur guys r so funny....its awesome how u guys c walk ....I just dont know how u can do all that shit...how many pairs of shoes do u F ... up?

[Zilchary]

lmao haha thanks XD idk i guess we are funny and like to dance o_O xD, well I have these old ass ecko shoes that I f'd up so much if i walk in rain in em my socks become wet n spongey (eeew) but yeah so far 1 lol

[princesspeachy16]

00:42 HAHAHA

[anivavi]

I am Mexican and I have never known asian people, but you are funny!!

[RandomArtist10]

Aw, that's so mean! I support Asians! (even though I'm hispanic)

[MAOofCHINA]

Asians are ninjas wait its true

[billybatson55]

well ;w;

People think im another race or half asian because i realy love asian culture and ive joined every club, anime,culture

Even though im only have black and native american ;w;

and some think im hawaiian even when i go to the store they loook for if im stealing something streotypes suck

[RMH]

This isnt funny. this is rly racist and I hate u guys.=(

and wang, ur terrified of hak gwai, dont lie lol

[Zilchary]

lol hao u know my name is wang?

[RMH]

Dont worry about that... maybe u should try figuring out my name lol

[Zilchary]

weirdo...

[RMH]

im sry wang, this is ryan

[annabananasplitz]

HAHAHA

that was funny X]

oh yah asian women cant drive...seriously...

[grandplans]

LOL!! I moved to Phoenix Arizona ab out 6 years ago and was excited to be around people from different parts of the world. I go to this asian store called lee lee's and they have everything. i need someone to come with me to tell me what some of the different foods are. it all looks so interesting. awesome vid.

[Zilchary]

yeah i swear after 4 aisles they start to look the same lmfao xD

[cutie7102]

lmfaooo(= i loved itt!

hahah YELLOOWW<3

[billthazar]

lol white ppl r ugly, blacks like chiken, jews r greedy, asians play wii, philipine look like lolipops, Irish ppl (me) drink to much, native americans hav sunburns and mexicans r smelly -.- those are my stereo types :D

[milybluhoo]

lol. you guys are funny.

[shazam15]

i loved whenever one guy would say something and the other would be surprised. XD

by the way, both guys = pretty damn hot.

[kitsunewarrior122]

HOLY SHIT.... lol that was funny at the end lmao XD

[jessimica4ever3]

yeah...... ummm......... i am not asian AT ALL! but somehow i have really small chink eyes lol and people always ask me if im asian and they call me a "chink fuck" lol

[Zilchary]

"Chink Fuck" Lol what!?

[darkerik411]

@Zilchary hahaha

[jessimica4ever3]

hahaha ya idk when i laugh then u cant really see my eyes that well and people say that o me im like "hmmm ummm" lol

[rongravy]

asian chicks are hawt. the only thing is they stay hawt until a certain age then get really old and ugly fast. what up with that?

[garogozi]

stereotypes are for racists , I just don´t understand Racism it makes no sense to me.

[jaynaWIN]

So, after watching a lot of the shuffling videos on youtube, me, my sister, and my friend have come to a conclusion.. asian's do it the best. haha. it's terrible, but everytime we seen an asian we werelike.. i wonder if he can shuffle..? baha. sorry

[sibetros]

All black people are on welfare. All Mexicans are lazy All black people are lazy The Jews control the world All Arabs are terrorist All Native American do nothing but drink All Indian came here for is to drive cabs All Chinese people can not drive Asians are super smart All black women have three children by three different guys. All Italians are in the mob. All Irishman do is drink and beat their wives All white people are racist

[reffohtrig]

and ur point is? all jokes are ture in some way or it would not be funny....right?

[bushidolovecock]

Yeah I heard a comedian say that about licking Asians and they taste like lemons. It's like if your gulible enough to beleive other stereotypes, chances are you'll beleive this one. But yeah there is a real hagaling, trying to get cheap deals and stuff like that what goes on in Asia.

[shiznat100]

lmao if u lick a asian they taste like lemon?? haha