Defusing the Situation

[xxPixieDustxx7]

Alright Men....Grif

[Vueren]

Hey, why dont you suck my d-(cut off)

[Drakageddon]

for some reason this episode dosent work on the rt website

[Oskarmandude1]

0:37

Tex is shemale?

All the RvB porno guys have no meaning in life now.

[NKTJh]

@Oskarmandude1 She could've said anything that start with "d". Like "dinner".

[Oskarmandude1]

@NKTJh

Suck my dinner?

[NKTJh]

@Oskarmandude1 LOL. I don't know, that's the first thing I came up with.

[mrkings1231]

andy sound black

[CaboosesBeSTFriEND27]

@mrkings1231 thats racist

[randomname171]

@CaboosesBeSTFriEND27 How is that racist?

[mrkings1231]

@randomname171 thank u

[MC17hkn]

wheres omaly?

[j23dizzle]

@MC17hkn maybe you should watch full episodes before commenting...lol

[silverwolf7791]

grif is actually 1 of thier smartest 

[WalkingFireHazard]

Honestly I don't mind the ads too much. Some of them aren't even annoying. And some of the money goes to Rooster Teeth so they can keep pumping out videos.

[MrLogo53]

@WalkingFireHazard The saddest one is the one with the guy talking about polotitions

[TheKindledFlame]

The one thing you should never say to someone is pissed is "calm down".

[GingerNinja232]

"I do think there's a squatch in these woods..." I do think you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUATCH!?!?!?!?!

[CoryWong707]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE'S AN ADVERTISEMENT EVERY 2 EPISODES FUCK YOU "AM PM DONUTS AND COFFEE!"

[R3NZya]

wait, why did Tex say to Church to suck her dick when shes a girl O_O

[TheDrakeThorn]

@R3NZya Maybe she DIDN'T. Maybe she said to suck her titty or pussy.

[XKevinOhlhx]

I didnt know tex was a guy... Lol

[tucker86914]

@McRyanOneal999 no it is just a way to say go to hell

[CrazyToughGirl]

@McRyanOneal999 she was prob gonna say "suck my tit"...that what i thought lol

[samwood18]

You can download adblock for Internet explorer 7, 8 and 9 and its awesome, before I had to sit through a fucking broadband advert for 20 seconds and now I have seen an ad in like half a series :D

[WIEvansChang]

If I have to watch one more Mitt Romney ad, I might have to choke a bitch out.

[MonkeyDeeLuffy1]

"I know, let's count back from 10! 10..9..8.."

[DoodDC1]

Andy is da bomb

[rjtheaewsome1]

no one cares about stupid spyro or a fatass dog, stupid ads

[gokuandvegetass2]

alright men.... and grif..

hahahaha everyone hates grif XP

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Stop complaining about the ads.... seriously, some you can skip after 3 seconds, and others are like 15 seconds, boohoo. You get abut 10 secs of ads, then like 6 mins of Red vs Blue, its not a crisis....

[TheHolyPorkchop]

@LoveeDJHeadphones Heh, secs sounds better when you say it.

[raider2115]

yeah i'v never even noticed that, why didn't they?

[Cupidx331]

im confused if omalley and lopez are able 2 make a robot army how come they didnt make a body 4 lopez O-O?

[joshcar579]

Why wasn't the warthog personified? That would make the story more interesting. But then again, it also makes it more complicated...

[kboom161]

@joshcar579 You mean Puma

[SamauraiRippeR]

@joshcar579 There was an idea to make it a more important character, but it never happened. There was also going to be something about Andy having an old relationship with Sheila.

[runescapeowns8734]

na grif, you haven't seen the freelancer with super human strength, the fact that church is alpha, CT with the aliens, almost getting pulled off a cliff, you haven't even seen command yet.

[boxol20]

omg i just barpded the intro song happy face

[Stormtrooper9837]

To bad for shila she couldnt see the robot army

[AirMc1]

@Stormtrooper9837 i wonder if we'll ever see her again

[RandomNess1527]

Tex: Why don't you suck my d-

We shall never know what she was going to say...

[Heater294]

@RandomNess1527 Dongle?

[arctrooperproduction]

griff: Wait, your not going to leave when i go inside are you?

sarge: of course not, now hury up!

(griff leaves)

sarge: well, everyone in the jeep!

lol

[apprentice09M]

@mcnutty80 no just ur really bad internet

[mcnutty80]

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS THE ONLY VIDEO SHOW THAT WORKES ON YOU TUBE AND BY THAT I MEAN NO LONG BUFFERING

[Parnell98]

@mcnutty80 no all my vids work fine and my laptops6 years old

[CondorK92]

lmao grif just gave up

[daktre]

Yeah, Has anyone noticed that both Tex and Church are still robots?

[shooter3375]

OMG THE WARTHOG IS A T-TOP

[sniper4900JB]

my friend said if we were the characters i would be tucker...only problem with that is he never gets the fucking telemascope (caboos language)

[ChrisPCC]

Anyone think that "There are sheep nearby...THE KIND THAT DON'T BLOW UP,"  is a reference to Warcraft and WoW?

[wraith888]

@ChrisPCC No.

[xXLIKEaBOSS]

lets count baackwards from 10!

[66sjones]

So your surrounded by sheep, but not the kind that blow up!

I think caboose has been playing worms lol

[TheKingNick18]

doesnt anyone remember that tex's body is a robot built by sarge?

[legonatter105]

@TheKingNick18 no its not because it has a head and the robots body does not have a body

[KellyNellyism]

@TheKingNick18 and Church's!

[AsariC0mmando]

lol caboose reminds me of every pre-teen on XBL

[ThunderCavalier]

"Grif, if there's one thing I've learned working with you, it's that there's always a margin for error."

Best.  Insult. Ever.

[TheStuntJunkys]

im pretty sure pink armour made Donut retarded

[Amyo3o]

"You might be, the dumbest person I have ever met."

[Hawkeyes1377]

Caboose: lets count back from 10 9 8 7

Everbody: NOOO!!!!!

[Whack]

Remembering that Tex and Church used to date, Tex asking him to 'suck her-' wouldn't actually be such a bad prospect. Far as I can tell, Church wouldn't date a girl with a dick.

[insanephsycopath]

for everyone who disliked this...4:59

[TheFullMoon97]

OK IF I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH 10 MORE SECONDS OF ADVERTISEMENT I HAVE SEEN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

[Alliedsouls]

@TheFullMoon97 isnt it just fucking horrible! the advertisment is only in exsitent to allow me to read the dam comment lol

[AirMc1]

@TheFullMoon97 u can skip them after 5 secs

[02mustang38v6]

@TheFullMoon97 I know if I have to watch the add for ratchet and clank one more time i'll die.

[Eidest9]

@TheFullMoon97

Step 1: Download and install Google Chrome

Step 2: Open Google Chrome

Step 3: Go to the Chrome Webstore

Step 4: Download AdBlocker

Step 5: Watch as many RvB videos as you want with no ads

Hope this helped!

[AweakenedKing]

@Eidest9 fuck man i love you

[lordofvampirefaith]

@Eidest9 Well it helped for youtube, and some other places :)

[ultra695]

@Eidest9 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[nyroc65]

@Eidest9 That takes longer then just waiting through the ads.

[SuperAlanmcc]

@Eidest9 Rooster Teeth mentioned how Google Chrome is the worst program ever made. Just saying.

[sylxeria]

@SuperAlanmcc

Yeah and not to mention that the AdBlock for Chrome isn't as good as FireFox'es.  It's good, but not as good.

Also Simmons screwed up the Worst Distraction Ever line. Or perhaps it is only Washington that is allowed to utter that phrase >_>

[Will6753]

@Eidest9 Then roosterteeth wont make money

[wadedes7]

@Eidest9 you are a legend i didnt even know this was possible

[SLFChow]

@Eidest9 Run for President. I fucking love you.

[marcoantonio12313]

@TheFullMoon97 can you upload it if you do?

[haloisawsome1359]

@TheFullMoon97 you do know the ad changes evry month so we will never know what youre talking about its amazing your in the top comments maybe cause all ads on youtube are freaking stupid

[sonicprop97]

@TheFullMoon97 GET Adblock

[TheTbayomojobro]

@TheFullMoon97 lol i feel the pain

[zombiestormtroops]

@TheFullMoon97 i've been watching this the entire morning, i've seen 2 episodes before and i started from season1 just to get to know whats goin on

[XxIllumInatIxX1]

@TheFullMoon97 if u have google chrome type in google chrome adblock and download the ones to do with you tube, gets rid of all the ads, its quick and free to download

[theawesomeico200]

@TheFullMoon97 shutup and get adblock plus

[multibutsecksify]

i really hope Tex doesnt have a dick...

[catbuster101]

Woah! Donut can speak Spanish! I guess everyone is useful in someway, even Donut.

[Ashrah54]

Girls say "suck my tits" on occasion.

[SilenceM0rtal]

3:40 makes me think Tex is trying to help deliver a baby or trying to check the heart rate of a patient.

[DirtyVannilaKids]

4:30 Oooooooh sh*t

[Jay2TonsOfIron]

The calming place for me is lying naked at the park

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

For me, a Calming place would be...lying on the grass pretending I'm a Carrot.

[AssassinProv950]

Church: LESS HAPPY PLACE

Caboose: lets count back from 10 9 8 7

Everbody: NOOO!!!!!

[poeiuw]

I was going to say "where's o'mally?' but THEN I saw the robot army

[12littleliz]

how did they forget about o mally? how did I forhet about o mally?!

[traitordeafault]

0:40 I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT FROM DAY ONE. i at one point doubted it but HE just admitted it, p.s. sorry church

[j123yay88]

suck your what tex?

[cjtaba1]

Great! Now I have to go look for daystrike1357's comment.

[000admoz000]

10... 9... 8... XD, best way to calm an explosive device

[Jaaaaaaake96]

Is that the map from halo 3?! i didnt notice until they showed the robot army

[Jaaaaaaake96]

Caboose would be a great psychologist

[Reoh0z]

Cabose (@bomb): Why don't you start counting backwards from 10

Everyone: Nooooo!!!!

[masterman467]

shut up you dirty shisno!

[TheTrilbyWill]

why is pretty much everybody thinking Tex is a guy or something because she said 'suck my-' and probably 'dick'? have they ever talked to a real girl?

[Kakurame]

THERES GEOFF :D

[7Hibiki]

Weird, Tex not only created a talking bomb but also

SPOILER ALERT

an intergalactic language translator. That is also a bomb. Thats a pretty fucking awesome bomb.

[Dondredrousu]

MMMMM I WONDER IF TEX IS A HOT GIRL.... *DROOL*

[Dondredrousu]

@GENERALSHPHERD  AN EXPLOSIVE 8D!

[GENERALSHPHERD]

Caboose: The bomb name is Andy, andy is a explosive.

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

excellent come back simmons, thats a burn

[LoticaStudios]

Is it me, or does Andy sound like that Sonic hating troll, Mariotehplumber?

[33RagePwn]

omg i dont care about a papa johns add!!!!!!!!!!!

[supernateboy97]

wait soo church is gay and tex is a transfestite?

[360Eagle]

@supernateboy97 Exactly

[TheTrilbyWill]

@supernateboy97 no. you dont need a dick to say suck my dick. you've probably said it.

[Carmine90ization]

"i wasnt talking to you Tex"

"Suck my...."

what the f***

[Liwan1000]

except for the crazy red guy who thinks the flag is a hod or smth like that, andy is the best charachter in rvb

[vortex55guy]

lol tex asked why did u suck my dick?

[MegaDude626]

hi

[Chocl8215]

plothole: where did O'malley get the parts to build his robot army?

plothole: why is Lopez still a head if O'malley has parts to build a squad of robots exactly like Lopez?

[LordGreenshake]

@Chocl8215 he didnt build them... he got them off Ebay

[Adanmayne]

@Chocl8215

1. The metal laying around all over the place.

2. Because he's a dick.

[eddrocks2]

finally griff looks orange

[Link2211986]

10 9 8-caboose

(nuke or fuck or no i couldent tell)-church tucker tex

[MrKillerkobra]

34 people had a melt down

[xXmoditupXx]

TEX SAID SUCK MY DICK. OH GOD. WhAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CHURCH.

[Pokefan99877]

@xXmoditupXx No, she said "Hey, why don't you suck my-" |D

[nayrb6789]

@xXmoditupXx i thought she said clit

[gmarcosr]

@xXmoditupXx she cant have a dick, shes in a robot body..and she didnt finish it..

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

@xXmoditupXx Im not sure good observation but i think she might have meant TITS not DICK

[tinalovesCapone]

@xXmoditupXx no she said, suck my...then church interupted her....so HA!

and there are a lot of girls who say that, so ha ha ha

[HauntMeForever]

@xXmoditupXx dude your a fucking idiot she does say any she says suck my and then gets told to shut up you idiot she was probably about to say tit if you listen close it sounds like that think alittle tard

[mchief57]

@xXmoditupXx no she said suck my switch (they are both robots)

[bobbymcmuffin123]

@mchief57 no remember church went bac in time, it changed everything, and the bomb sent them forward, everyone is human xcept lopez, and simmons a cyborg

[spartan20005]

@xXmoditupXx  Homophobe

[kevinlee41300]

@xXmoditupXx shes a woman that makes no sense :O im confused

[clanadvertiser22]

@xXmoditupXx maybe she said suck my vagina it was cut out you don't know that

[ThePokemonfan365]

@xXmoditupXx - Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow.

[legendofJupp]

@xXmoditupXx he's a gay robot... wait

[JxSparrow]

@xXmoditupXx She could of been saying clit.

[sadworld23]

@xXmoditupXx maybe she said suck my nipple

[1010Kissfan]

@sadworld23 We hope.

[LuckyKillerK]

@daystrike1357 idk what you just said but ILL THUMBS UP because the that button is green and i like greeen SIgned - CAboooose

@caboos .... Caboos your an idiot -Church

[RoarRoryRoar]

men (and grif)

[Bladecrossexe]

"Oh, i thought we were sharing stuff."

*eyes shatter*

[MrTroxim]

i just noticed that grifs voice is extremely similar to geoffs voice!

[MindFreakk1000]

@MrTroxim well thats cause it is geoff who plays grif

[xalakaban]

@MrTroxim he is voiced by geoff

[BumpySasquatchStudio]

Thumbs up if you did Tex's breathing instructions while watching the video.

[ojeda916]

lol when tex says "why don't you suck my....."

[jcollnorm]

Did tex just say "why dont you suck my d-"?

[zero7779]

@jcollnorm yes... yes she did

[N00bcake4life]

Andy's da bomb!!!

[shapa996]

I fucking love caboose

Caboose: 'think of a happy place, what makes you happy'

Andy: 'being in the middle of a huge explosion'

Church: 'less happy place Caboose'

Caboose: 'lets count backwards from 10'

comic legend

[starfoxshadow223]

WTF one of the guys say duck

[RazorDevil1]

fuckin ads man

[arbiter690]

what does kynuck mean?

[aceistheplace46]

My name is really andrew lolz

[jerydoom]

if gary and andy arent on speaking terms, how did gary convince andy to turn himself off?

[Feind2Innocence]

@jerydoom it was probably before that happened :D

[TheIVVPLabs]

Shizno FTW

[swaggalikechrist]

leave no fool unkilled...this army has a no fool discrimination clause lol

[Locrianification]

oddest thing I ever masturbated to

[silverjacker]

Andy reminds me of the guy from Rage Quit. 

[justinpalima23]

If Doc built a robot army why does Lopez still have no body?

LoL

[xWakata]

Why do some videos say 2004 RoosterTeeth Productions and others 2005 RoosterTeeth Productions, but not in a chronological order?

[AlphaDogFilms]

How can someone dislike the Red vs Blue series. I mean they just get in the video and dislike it without watching it because if if they dislike the first video they've seen they would'nt even click on another video. These Red vs Blue series are funny and entertaining.

[kruleb]

@AlphaDogFilms Because maybe they don't enjoy this kinda comedy maybe they enjoy other stuff or have no emotions