The Big Bang Theory - Trip to a Sperm Bank!

[MUSEGuitarist]

I didn't know what he meant until I did A-Level Maths and learned what Differentials and Integrals were XD. And yeah it is Integrals =D.

[xDeAdLyPaStX]

"today we tried masturbating for money"

[soccerkicks1234]

i luv this show i's soooo funny escpecially when they play 20Q

[zaxt3r]

I wouldn't either. It's an integral, by the way.

[criticalpuppets]

lol masterbating for money

[mastroDani]

I LOVE THIS! :D

please.. someone on CBS do something about the Italian traduction of the series! They are killing it completely!!!

[PenguinPainterz]

"wouldnt know to use an intergral or a differentiation to solve the area under a curve."

"I'm sure she'll still love him."

I WOULDN'T!!!

Thank you A-level maths, helping me get the jokes!

[terryfeynman]

he is neither a 5 year old, nor is he weired. The character suffers from a desease, a special form of authism, called asperger syndrom. Look it up on wiki, and you will find out why sheldon acts the way he acts

[viperz888]

No, the truth is also a lie.

[akiflyer]

Cake is also lie... even though its delicious and moist... ;__;

[skittles0567]

haha i love that song

[ArmyOfSheep334]

PORTAL FTW!

[upserlife]

laughing my ass off

LMAO

[johnahabig]

Doing it for money makes you a sell out, you got to do it for the love of doing it

[hellasow]

"today we tried masterbating for money" LMAO

[M33GR0V]

what does LMAO means

[mastroDani]

google is your friend..

or any other search engine would work

[stoshik]

im ready to masturbating all the day for free looking on Penny =))

[GodsOwnSon1200]

agreeeeeed :P

[lickDUHkitty]

perv...I would masturbate for Sheldon

[sturs93]

gay

[Animelego]

No mega gay!!!

[medfinest]

'I don't think I can do this'

'Are you kidding you're a semi-pro'

...Somehow I cannot imagine Sheldon in said situation xD

Xx

[BleuBeth]

Sheldon has a sister?

[KDFBu]

Yeah, twin sister ...

[BleuBeth]

Creepy... lol

[Radwar99]

Actually, Sheldon's sister is extremely hot.

[desan476]

hm.. she has got hot body but her face is not very nice... but thats just my oppinion

[soccerstar0009]

she's hott!

[GoogieStereo]

Maturbating for money... STOP THE PRESSES! I'M GOIN TO THE SPERM BANK! *steals car*

[peopleperson500]

"I'm sure she'd stil love him!"

"I wouldn't."

LMAO!! You've gotta love sheldon

[csifriendsscrubsfan]

of course, a very very very (and continues "very"s) funny geek ;P

[piaaguilos]

not to mention cute

[csifriendsscrubsfan]

yeah, he's like a little five year old!

[piaaguilos]

a five year old trapped in an adults body?

WEIRD

[chaosmason333]

the best!

[fadii007]

best show in history of history! :)

[syaoranpies]

area under a curve?! integral lol

[K3VY8295]

LOL!!!!!

[Mixygirl05]

What if she ends up with a child who doesnt know whether to use an integral or differential equation to find the area under a curve....I'm sure she would still love him....I wouldn't

I would be unloved...hehee failing calc.

[SerbAtheist]

There... there... (it's all I got.)

[victoriablake]

masturbating for money

[BenjyBronky]

Donate some sperm to her holes.

[raeofsunshine17]

"I'm sure she'll still love him."

"I wouldn't." XD

[WOWImpulse]

I think I laughed at this for days and the part where he Sheldon said "today we tried masturbating for money...xD xD xD...I'm always tempted on saying that to my mom when she asks where I've been

[CSHII]

This show is so funny! I love it.

[civicsaloon]

"What if she ends up with a child who doesnt know whether to use an integral or differential equation to find the area under a curve" :rofl:

[BrianneMorganMiller]

i&heart; this shooow : )

[LikeAVideo]

what the song that plays in the comercial??

[wbroz]

well ye but well.....it was just a joke im sure the actor who plays sheldon know about all the shit he says. This show rocks!

[808f15h]

Well, your download does go much faster when it isn't stopping all the time.

[giselllle]

are u kidding ur a semipro

[schacksaw]

Just noticed that woman's the same actor that was behind the emergency room counter in that episode where Sheldon went shopping with penny and Leonard had a birthday party.

[Zaleon90]

first thing i noticed to

[StopItImSpecial]

"Well, today we tried masterbating for money."

This is the line that made me fall in love with this show last year.

[citysk8er13200]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD o.O

[youtubaholic]

yeah you would

[underoathownz92]

wat jacket is lenard wearing??? because i want one =)

[nikipop101]

dunno but i like sheldons pants. not that i would wear them but it just makes him look so LONG!

[ZawEatsFish]

integral :)

[GiveZeeAChance]

Laugh track much?

[SoulxAsylum]

That woman at the beginning played Will Smiths mom on The Fresh Prince x]

[macspectrum]

incorrect

[mmmandilicious]

no, thats right! she played his real mum, not his aunty.

[macspectrum]

correct

[youtubaholic]

YES! you're absolutely right she did

[bizzywizzy321123]

"I'm sure she will still love him....

I wouldn't"

xD

[evworld2008]

HIGH IQ SPERM BANK!!!!

[diegovercesi]

"Well, Today we tried masturbating for money" Hahahahahahahahah Priceless!

[fireballxdragon]

i think two an a half men is best then comes the big bang theroy XP so hilarious

[dkdjhh]

I KNOW! i use an integral! so much for nerdiness

[tigersruhl84]

ha ha, we tried masturbating for money

[HikaruCullen]

of course i can read

i never said i didnt understand anything you said

all i simply stated wasthis is one of the best comedies on television and i think it will end soon

[randeman]

Sorry if you don't like this show, but it truly is one of the best comedies on today; at least in my opinion. Obviously everyone isn't going to like every show. Still, it ranks 2nd in its time slot consistently this season and has a viewership of around 10 million. While it certainly isn't a runaway hit (what comedy is these days?) if these numbers just stay constant, it isn't going anywhere. Thanks for playing, though.

[HikaruCullen]

i know this isnt my fight but they just started showing new episode you moron and this show is on of the best on the television!

[JamesCPotter13]

at 0:54...why is it it sounds like he says 'I do urine for faster downloads'

[dgoddardLP]

because thts wt it says einstein

[MECHAPIXEL]

I do yern...

[xxxsergeantxxx]

forget it guys his mom got in bed with a studpid dud and he is the result hi is trying to get attention maybe he saw his mom on thes street if you know what i mean

[Blocksbox]

The first episode of season two received higher ratings than projected and beat out other major shows in its time slot. Unless there is a substantial drop in viewers, there will be a third season.

[staraction]

Nope, it is gonna be like Heroes 4 seasons

[staraction]

First off this is not a faggot ass show, you moron. It is cool show. It is not gay, you retarded low IQ piece of shit!

[littlehopinball]

nice

[Ritarevenged]

i love this show

[xxxsergeantxxx]

"well today we tried masturbating for money"

and "i got the same dna as rock fucker "

[Lazerjo2000]

fud ruckers

[tgal42]

is an awesome resturaunt.

[mattyperron]

its the seinfeld of the twenty first century

[ff2paladin]

the integral of course....

[OneWorldAway]

"What are you kidding? You're a semi-pro."

[mariskaANDmadtv]

This is THE funniest show on TV now! It's soooo great. Sheldon's rants are just amazingly the best!!!

[RSBrodie]

thatr was the first episode i watched it was legendary

[akiflyer]

Thats Not the Sperm bank, The Reccepetionist is the same on another hospital on another Episode.. :3 funny still

[tnekkc]

I am sorry, if you can't understand math or science, you can't write it into a sketch.

They could have tried adding fractions.

Many liberals can still do the math they learned in the 5th grade.

[wolvesluke123]

I'm Sure She'll Still Love Him

I Wouldn't :P =]

[zwink9]

I wouldn't LOL

[marekjestcool]

hahah!

''so what did you do today?''

''Well today we masturbated for money''

o god that made me laugh

[avoglerprods]

this was the first episode !!!

[PunkRockLostie815]

Bye! Nice meeting you!

[derekdunn24]

what do you guys do for fun arround here?...well today we tried masturbating for money... ahahhahahahahahhaha

[Wakkosgirl]

I had forgotten about that! My jaw just dropped when hearing it again.

[118ha]

Lol Jim Parsons used to live over the road from me! his parents still live over the road. His mother is Jewish, i don't know about his dad though. Omg about three weeks ago i saw him over the road visiting his parents and he was with Kaley Cuoco (Penny) the one that stars along side him in The Big Bang Theory and when they came out his house they were holding hands! i don't know if them holding hands was a joke though because they both saw me staring at them outta my bedroom window.

[drummrath]

omg. i'm coming to your house and i'm going to camp out, cuz kaley cuoco is amazing and i want to meet her.

[Gourandor]

Hillarious!

[roshdoggy]

so its the integral for the area under the curve?

[kiscky]

yep

[badbwoydes]

w.t.f. is this foolishness???

[ray1corr]

tnekkc,,,,,shut the eff up dude! go nerd somewhere else!! its a show and almost confident that he doesnt know the difference,,, BUT ITS FUNNY!! get it?!?!

I yearn for faster downloads!!HAHAHA,,priceless!!

[tnekkc]

I know funny, this video ain't funny like they made a joke, it funny like liberals tried to be funny, but were so lame, they can't even do freshman calculus for background.

The joke is something like this:

"Did you hear about the liberals that tried to make a big bang comedy video?"

"No, what about 'em?"

"They tried, but they couldn't handle the math."

Boom bish.

[G4br1ch]

How about they meant not knowing that implies utter stupidity? I'm a last year physics student and I'd have issues loving a child who couldn't learn that. :P If they'd said "solve Einstein's General Relativity Tensorial Equations" or "use Feynman's Quantum Field Theory rules proficiently" it wouldn't have made the point.

[mico2020]

do such sperm banks exist? i have a high iq and i need money asap, where can I go

[roshdoggy]

if you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't.

[mico2020]

hahaha! good one

[rasmus103]

sikem heğsiniz a.q gavurları

[tnekkc]

It is the integral, not the differential, that is the area under the curve.

The differential is the slope of the curve.

That actor is just stupid liberal that read the lines, but did not understand them.

[rolloffle]

hehe

you sound like Sheldon

[SchneidersRammgirl]

gotta love this show i wouldnt mind endorsing in some red hot electricty physical activity with leonard! :P

[birdofshade]

i'm sure she'd still love him!'

i wouldn't.'

Love it.

[BiteHunter]

LOL! Hilarious! I think I will go sell my sperm to get that T1 internet hookup as well!... Masturbating for money! LOL! I gotta download this to my iPhone!

[Gregoryxlz]

i wouldn't love him if he didnt know how to find a the area under a curve...

lol

[freeurmind2k6]

HEy PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD i got give it to you that shit is funny..lmao

[JanzuS]

that's not even scary...

[gevelegian]

fuck you you stupid moron how can you die from a idiot thing like that!? jesus christ you people are crazy and beleive any shit anyone throws at you but at least stop bothering us with your crap! EAT IT BY YOURSELF!

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

"so what do u guys do for fun around here"

"welltoday I tried masturbating for money"

LOL!

[watermelonfrenzy]

Fuck you. I hate Miley Cyrus anyway.

[timothiesy8]

waaaaaaaahahahahhahaha!!!

that made me laugh! :)

[superdarkspinesonic]

Yeah it is, genius. Its spelled "PROGRAM".

[MrWednesday101]

Ha ha dumb American; bet you can't spell colour right either.

[Dillson01]

thats just no necessary. people spell things differently in different countries. it doesnt really matter as long as the point gets across.

[tehmusicfactory]

So why was the entire discussion started in the first place? Because of someone being picky.

[MrWednesday101]

True, I was just being stupid, sorry Americans.

[kraeckelium]

"I'll put a spell on you, because you're mine"

[mzhottie588]

it isnt wrong!

its either way

[30tmac]

Wow, you shouldn't insult a show if you can't spell.

[TheTerr]

programme isn't wrong man

[UseYourIllusions123]

what a crap programme

[Evilninjaboy]

there is no need to be rude

[Vendeta965]

hhehe great videos

[admiralbothos]

it is obviously an integral

[GenShanahan]

:P i was wondering if it was nerdy or not to know.

Here's a really crappy related joke:

An exponential function walks into a pub and sits up at the bar. There are a bunch of other functions in the corner having fun. The bar man comes over and asks 'why aren't you hanging out with the other functions?"

The exponential replies "I tried to integrate, but nothing happened"

Warned you!

[vikcho]

not nerdy, here in mexico, that joke is usually well sayed between engineers...

[blinkfreak55]

Never saw the show..... But barenaked ladies did the theme song.

[BrachioInGen]

anyone else notice the music at the beginning and end sounds like a rip off of the theme to "Amazing Stories," by John Williams...

[syrovision]

it was a joke

[gummbie101]

r u an idiot? lol

[karlanazareth]

Love this serie.

[DoubleJLD]

Please explain to me what the show is about please reply i want to know! Now that Kyle XY is over i have nothing to watch i need something new..

[AmazingLarry90000]

its about nerds...

[lreel16]

If they are smart then why call the show the big bang theory?

[JamesCFraser]

What are you getting at?

[JamesCFraser]

What are you getting at?

[Nevadguy1]

Don't forget, The Big Bang Theory is coming back this Monday, March 17 with new episodes at a new time of 8:00 ET/PT.

[jjcjjb2000]

omds i luv dis show sheldons na favourite i LUVVVV HIM

[jklluvrsoloverly16]

omg i luv u!!!!!!!

[mafuerte]

yo snoop i also like that part he saids it like if it is something normal

[61akra12]

wow this really sucks

[xXxShadowAxelxXx]

So does your mom.

[61akra12]

Fucking bitch. Why the fuck are you cursing at my mom you fucking loser

[aTallFatKid]

you're too angry... go smoke so weed... it'll do ya good

[legoandy321]

yh!

[glucien7]

i agree

[Efitol89]

I get the gist of what they're saying, and can fill in the blanks where I'm left off. Looks like an awesome show.

[mariarantxa]

i agree too!