Jesse "The Body" Ventura

[OhJaniceWhyOhWhy]

Opal's Glamarama, Opal Gardiner, Pine Valley.....where are the All My Children fans???

[tristynleos]

How the fuck did he become the governor of any state?

[tamithomas]

@tristynleos because this was acting. none of this was real..he's actually a really intelligent being

[tristynleos]

@tamithomas He also lies about being a navy seal and having fought in any war. He was never deployed anywhere

[tamithomas]

@tristynleos ever heard of black ops? of course it's not gonna be classified. do research before spewing bullshit.

[tristynleos]

@tamithomas I'm not wasting much time with you because your obviously stupid. An article from minesota public radio website called "batteling seals" "Governor venturas office confirm that ventura was never a member of the eliete navy seals" it goes on to say "...but a former seal analyst in san diego says it is NOT the same as being a seal, and that Ventura is taking credit for the valor of others." Its also just fact he never fought anywhere. You do research before comin at me bitch

[tamithomas]

@tristynleos didnt mean to sound like i was attacking you just it goes waaay deeper. like how he was paid off for 3 years to not make any press conference to defending himself and during those 3 years stuff came out of the wood works like crazy to discredit him. it still happens, look at the most recent event.. the kyles kid claiming to have hit jesse and the story comes out just when jesse is out of reach on his way to mexico.

[tamithomas]

@tristynleos by technicality he is a navy seal due to UDT uniting with the navy seal. so whats the difference if he calls it navy seal or not. still technically is one by definition

[camvantasco]

Nobody can interview like Mean Gene Okerlund. He worked so well with Ventura on these interviews. He was great with everyone, but he and Jesse really had a great synergy.

[qqaaaqqq]

He loved the long sweaty matches,when i was on tour in the southwest,he and Adonis were caught making sweaty man love,i swear ask him he is very open about his sweaty gay days.

[qqaaaqqq]

Jesse" the bull queer" Ventura,its true loyal fans.he and adorable Adrian Adonis were always on tour together,i mean just look at there fashions for the time period,pink were still very queer colours in dem days.also confront jesse about it,he was very openly bullishly queer.

[aallhopeisgone09]

was he still in the wwf when he starred in predator?

[baseball1949]

@aallhopeisgone09 I think only as a commentator

[StephenAlexWalker]

@aallhopeisgone09 He retired as a wrestler in 1984 for health reasons, had a failed comeback in 1985 and then did commentary from 1985 - 1990 when Vince used his image on a videogame without his permission. Predator came out in 1987 so he was still commentating at the time the film was made.

[greasla]

What a legend. He made what the WWE is today.

[marsharent]

oh god the hair! Jesse's ringside commentary is some of, if not THE best thing about the late 80s-era WWF events. Guy seriously has me cracking up as soon as he starts talking

[crazyfroginsky]

my boss started calling me this at work im like ....FML lol im not that buff

[duematt]

'Merica

[pacmannick]

Jesse Ventura should take care Mark Dayton

[nutz4all]

Jesse always had good mic skills, and he was one of the best "cheats" ever, what great entertainment and athletic prowess!

[strongpimphand]

"internet....intercontinental.­.."

Jesse was ahead of his time!

[jonlee29]

Lmao, legend,,,

"UM, BIGGER THAN UR HEAD AIN'T IT"... lol

[JordyBT]

Jesse ain't got time to bleed

[CoolerKing37]

THERMITE PAINT!!

[1981fairwaring]

I miss that old Shiney WWF Logo in the back!

[MrHideyoursheep]

@1981fairwaring Me too!

[quakepapi]

Jesse NAVY SEAL must be very proud that his own elite group took out OSAMA!!

[BenjaminWirtz]

@quakepapi

It is interesting you bring that up because I would like to hear Jesse's take on the official story of that.

[TheSnakeoilmerchant]

in the near short past...fuckin great

[TheMashwatcher585]

I wounder if bruts beefcake got his ideas from jese ventura 

[irishhellsangel]

2nd greatest american ledgent of all time after muhammad ali imo.

[irishhellsangel]

Jesse vs chuck norris who wins?

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

/watch?v=9EPwRHrs3lQ

[The7legacy]

Payback Time.

I ain't got time to bleed.

[StoneyMcJuicyBuds]

awesome, totally awesome!

[jimmycapp29]

He has man tits in this video...Can you see?

[boomshuka]

Obama promised change but gotten taken to the woodshed when he got in office, we need a guy like jesse who can lay the smacketh down on everyone in government to be in government.

[smachohalla]

I seriously support the idea of Jesse for the President. Bush was fucking hilarious without a connection between his brain and mouth. Obama s jus too boring n monotonic like the Cleveland show. Jesse is exactly the guy we need.

[AnimalLover1977]

At 1:16 does Jesse say Internet intercontinental Champion. How old is the Internet anyway.

[MarcMichaud]

@AnimalLover1977

He is ahead of his time. =]

[LocoGroove]

@AnimalLover1977 Internet got commercial in the early 90s and by the late 90s almost everyone in the western world had an internet connection =P

[Dreyfus03]

who would've knew 20-30 years he'll be a consprisracy thoerists

[puritain1]

@Dreyfus03 who would've known that 20-30 years from then we'd have lost as many freedoms as we have -- Fuck the TSA, fuck the NSA, and their boogymen terrorists they'd have us believe are lurking around every corner. Thank God we have someone like him willing to call out Fascism where it exists. Sheeple suck - they, and group think, are killing this nation.

[realnarutoboy]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow

Jesse sucks. As a wrestler. As a governor. As a human being.

A poor mans Macho Man.

[realnarutoboy]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow

There is no tsunami of evidence. Think differently though.

[realnarutoboy]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow

I don't base my beliefs on what washed up wrestlers and crackpots have to say. THAT would be a disgrace.

[trip4201]

lol this guys could kick chucks ass lol

[finalfantasy1912]

is it just me or does scott steiner kind of act like ventura in character

[JWRandall423]

Hmmm, that "taco vendor" crack wouldn't fly too far these days, Jesse. "Mean Gene" was the man, though. I forgot how much fun he was to watch as the "interviewer"; with his canned dialog and whatnot.

[Jarren202]

What a legend!

Even if he does sound like the Cookie Monster here... :P

[gurjotsehmbi32]

lol i thought he said i got my haircut from dollorama

[wreckedcobaltss]

Fucking HOMO!!!!!!!!

[tomp2008]

bigger than your head haha

[ey1990e]

oooh look at that!

lol

[seesheirf]

@ the haters:

Jesse Ventura intimidates cowards and weasels. He is tough on the outside AND inside. The racism is false criticism. He is not racist. He hates liars and cheaters and fraudsters of any race or colour and is not afraid to get in anyone's face. Inside he is kind hearted and fights evil for good.

I hate America. But people like Jesse make it impossible to collectively hate all Americans.

[jsadighi]

Now *THIS* is a promo.

[DropAGemOnThem]

Now that's how you cut a promo... take notes WWE

[jermain703]

LOL bigger then your head

jesse ventura is SUCH a badass

[Camaroboys520]

Jesse Ventura in Predator "I ain't got time to bleed" best line in the movie. lolz

[TheMashwatcher585]

this guy had a bigger mouth than roddy piper

[chevelleman88]

I love Jessie Ventura. He's a great smack talker and is funny too. He is a great patriot too.

[M2Canes]

Jesse is probably the only guy I know who can give The Rock a run for his money on the mic.he's a great talker.

[kikoyoyo]

JESSE ROCKS

[cbaldwinjr]

LMAO...did he reference All My Children with that Pine Valley line?

[pacmannick]

Jesse Ventura will get rid the Twins, Vikings & Wild it he was still governor of minnesota

[pacmannick]

Jesse Ventura is a football anoucer

[tjcombo84]

bigger than your head eh..

[calixa]

whats the difference with a taco salesman from tijuana

hahaha I laughed. great stuff!!

[TheDevindevin]

Mean Gene +

JTB =

Golden, so good.

Chump!

[RichardBStrong]

that's when rasslin was cool!

[rememberingthedream]

wwf is charming.

[Pjaynes781]

Jesse is Awesome. I would totally vote for him if he runs for president. I love what he says about Tito Santana, and I quote, "Tito, Chico, whats the difference with a taco salesmen from Tijuana?" AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[sicstyl]

Ahhh... The bygone days when political correctness was meant only for the castrated... XD

[Bizz41]

@Pjaynes781 Jesse has so much support from the research I've found I really hope he considers it. Our country is in desperate need of someone like Jesse or Ron Paul!

[JohnAndRowForever]

@Pjaynes781 & now Jesse lives in Mexico...LOL!!!

[BenjaminWirtz]

@Pjaynes781

The funny thing is now he probably knows a lot of taco salesmen from Tijuana, because he lives in Mexico now.

[superlucas010578]

@Pjaynes781 Oh my God !!!! Another american DUMB ASS RACIST .... go read a book before you even say something YOU FUCKING IGNORANT !!!

[Steadno]

i was six

[reg5381]

i like jesse.he does not give a shit.

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

@reg5381 Ya got that right dude.

[abigfartstain]

the girls go for my hair. lol, Your pants leg is wet.lol

[sciencemunk]

this guy is genius

[pacmannick]

Jesse Ventura put wrestling on map.

Not Hulk Hogan.

[szewei85]

haha classic "the body"...i still miss his funny commentary with gorilla monsoon in the 2nd half of 80s...although JR n the king lawler was also great but the body n gorilla team is still the best commentary team ever in WWE in their own league :D

[diabloxscorchox]

lmao! "chico; tito; whats the difference with a taco salesman from tijuana?" wow

[jpd782]

Why do I have a feeling Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan modeled their Characters a bit after Jesse Ventura.

[nutsack666]

alot of wrestlers act like this. hulk hogan has been around as long as jesse ventura

[TheWorseOne]

Opals Glamorama - Opal Gardner-Pine Valley....ALL MY CHILDREN reference. Am I right? Yes I am

[lajmobile]

kinda replica of randy machoman savage

[dafrog491]

I wonder if sly knows about this, they were in Demolition Man together.

[micmore007a]

Jesse is such a Racist. He hates Mexicans and Brown people.

[BJZnRPZ]

he lives in mexico

[MrGemini28]

Now i really like jesse ventura!

[whoo689]

Ventura only wrestled in the WWF for TWO YEARS?? Wow. Guess he couldn't handle it. And here I thought he was this big 'tough' guy, always bragging about his Navy SEAL work.

[shockeroo]

Ventura retired due to blood clots in his lungs, I'd like to see you wrestle through that...

[altohart]

Jesse wasn't much of a wrestler but he sure could talk.

[valiantbros]

Ventura is allmost 60 years old now and still beat your ass. You want to talk shit on a message board your a tough guy huh?? Jesse was the man/is the man and allways will be the man.

[suicidechickenshit]

My favorite former governor, wrestler and Navy Seal, demolitions expert, Jesse Ventura thinks 9/11 was an inside job. What do you think?

[mrcuda]

That he's a moron.

[Lfdjake91]

I think that Ventura is a nutjob who is doing great damage to his credability & his reputation with crazy statements like his 9/11 theories & his new show "Conspiracy Theories" which is a paranoid, New World Order believers wet dream.

[TheUnion5]

Relax, it's okay, nobody's going to hurt you.

Go back to bed.

[Lfdjake91]

I'm fine thanks for your concern, jackass, but maybe you should tell that to Gov. whackjob & his merry band of 9/11 was an inside job followers.

[TheUnion5]

Not a single question in conspiracy theory were even slighty off the ball. Controversial perhaps, but all valid.

If you seriously believe the official story about 911, which has now been changed over 5 times, building 7 etc - then you are nothing but a fearful mongloid. End of story.

You might think you're being patriotic, but really all you're doing is letting these nazi scumfucks destroy more and more of well meaning americans individual freedom.

[Lfdjake91]

Oh great another nutjob joins the crusade.

Yup, U got it all figured out freakshow. 9/11 was not committed by Islamic terrorists but by the Freemasons & their leader Elvis from their secret base in Atlantis as part of their plan to take over the world & start the New World Order for their masters the Illuminati. Best go take UR Ritalin now to silence the voices in your head & don't forget to put on your tin foil hat too so that they can't track U by satellite w/ the impants in your teeth.

[TheUnion5]

lol. crusade.

It's simply stepping up and saying "No, this doesn't add up." and make sure the people who attacked their own people in order to sell a war for profit. It's not like it would be the first time that's happened in the US (attacking it's own people in order to sell a war), but you're not familiar with history clearly, let's leave it at that.

[Lfdjake91]

LOL,Why is it that conspiracy theorist think that only they have a understanding of history & those that disagree w/ them don't? I know my history well thanks, but a good understanding of history don't alter the facts.4 a conspiracy like U propose it would take 1000s of ppl 2 B involved & of those 1000s none of them have ever slipped up & talked or come forward?Highly unlikely. A very true old saying is 2 ppl can keep secret if 1 of them is dead.UR theory just does not stand up to simple facts.

[abigfartstain]

im not sayin that the 9/11 attack was a inside job. I'm not saying that it was the NWO.

All I'm saying is that somthings don't add up. Not a single black box recoverd?

Not a single person lossing there job? And still the FBI has not offical charged Bin Laden with planing the attacks.

All I'm sayin is that thev great thing about a free country is that you can ask qustions and elected officals should answear them.

After all thats why the people elect them isn't?

[Rshimy]

Im not saying anything about 9/11 than can be argued with: There are a lot of questions, and people are going to great lengths not to answer them

[4JayeP]

@suicidechickenshit You forgot announcer! The first and BEST heel announcer

[Kelski1998]

The greatest heal announer. There goes Ivan Puduski Putski Jess Puduski right!

[DICTATExTHExPACE]

@suicidechickenshit - Defo..

[CE750]

@suicidechickenshit I think he's dead on nuts... The US Govt with Mossad assisted (without their knowledge) these all but otherwise useless terrorists in pulling off one of the most amazing operations in modern history... how else do you think 19 untrained off the street kids pulled that off? But good news.. we now have a "War or Terror" and the US is 100% behind it... since the cold war is no longer a cash cow.

[realnarutoboy]

@CE750

You conspiracy nuts are always a hoot. 

[TheMartinez08]

@suicidechickenshit if jesse gets to be presadent we defadently find out

[smp156]

@suicidechickenshit

i think Jesse Ventura president!

[maharg065]

@suicidechickenshit

He was never a Navy SEAL. He was a Member of the Navy's Underwater Demolitions Team. That merged with the SEALs in 1983, after his military service was over. He never even saw Combat.

[MetaphysicsAddict]

@maharg065 Well, he was waterboarded at SERE school. That adds to his badasssery in my view.

[MetaphysicsAddict]

@maharg065 P.S. Jesse absolutely was a seal. Where did you get that false claim from?? He was part of "Seal Team One" when he went to Airborne School at Fort Benning.

[MetaphysicsAddict]

@maharg065 hhmn... did some reading. You could be correct. :( Jesse shouldn't claim to be a seal if he wasn't one. I need to look into this further.

[4browsing]

@maharg065

True. Though Jessie has never claimed to have been in combat. Besides UDT is not a walk in the park.. And neither is wrestling.

[maharg065]

@4browsing

I never said it would be easy. It's still the military and I have loads of respect for him for that. And he was a fantastic wrestler. Although, he DID claim to see combat. He said "You've never hunted, until you've hunted men"

[PerkiReport]

@suicidechickenshit he was never a seal, he was in UDT which wasn't absorbed by the seals until 1983. Seals status is not retroactive.

[roggy12345]

@suicidechickenshit u forgot movie star too

[wwebatmanmaniac]

Get over it dumbass. Racism was used alot in wrestling. They used it to get heat, it doesn't mean they're really racist.

[pacmannick]

Jesse Ventura calls Hulk Hogan Chump Hogan

[GunFactor007]

LMFAO Taco salesman from Tijuana!!! HAHA!!!!!!

[BiscuitsMcGillicuddy]

I have had plenty of substance in my arguments..my opinions are backed up with proven facts.. You're nothing but a typical ghetto rat loser. Eat shit and die asshole.

[BiscuitsMcGillicuddy]

Ventura said nothing racist. Get over it and stop trying to play the race card. Nothing racist was said anywhere in that interview. Stupid spic lover.

[Originalman320]

You show your own racism by using the term "spic".

[Originalman320]

He called Tito Santana "Chico", which is Spanish for "boy". If that's not racist, I don't know what is.

[BiscuitsMcGillicuddy]

You fucking idiots think everything is racist nowadays. Get a fucking life. If Jesse saying Chico was so racist, why didn't people raise hell about it over 20 years ago? Idiots. Calling someone chico is not the same as calling a black person a nigger (even though there's a difference between black folks and niggers). If he called him a spic, then you would have a legit argument. However, in this case, you have no argument. Go back into the hole you came from.

[Originalman320]

Just like someone like you. You resort to namecalling because you have nothing of substance to say. By the way, NO Black person is a nigger, and that word should never be used. Chico means "boy". It's the same as when they called Black men "boy". Now go back in the toilet you overflowed out of.

[1980invasion]

@Originalman320 Nothing wrong with being called boy. You can be my boy any day.

[Originalman320]

Oh by the way, unlike you, I have a life. I'm not here wasting time having nothing better to do than talk trash. Be grateful I gave your unworthy ass the dignity of a response. This is my last response to you. No further response is necessary or desired frome you.

[airjor1]

Go climb back under that rock you were born under. I can't stand sneaky racist like yourself!

[4JayeP]

@BiscuitsMcGillicuddy Don't forget when he was Governor, he said that the streets of Minnesota were weird because they were..and I quote "designed by a drunk Irish man"

Jesse pisses EVERYONE off. If you are black, white, hispanic, polish, asian, european, african then he's probably said something to piss you off. He offends everyone.

[airjor1]

Hey! you show some respect! I don't love greasy fat, ugly, racist like yourself!

[magnetic77]

"pine valley"..LOL nice all my children reference.

[bigkurt]

Man i love this. Back wwf was great and funny.

[whiteandgold26]

@bigkurt

Long before this WWE bullcrap.

[DominoRyder]

I wonder why Jesse was roided out when he was just an announcer. He's still my favorite tho lol.

[DemonosZXZ]

before steroids

[rhammer69]

A Taco Salesman from Tijuana - damn Jesse was a riot!

[OaktownABQ]

Yeah, I love the promo where Jesse says to "the Incredible Chump" Hogan -- "You couldn't even beat Sylvester Stallone in the movie Rocky! I would've squashed that peanut in 30 seconds!" LOL

[HellhammerSS]

Yeah that was hilarious, i saw that last week. lol all the way

[teakz89]

it's funny how at 1:26 or so right after that comment Okerlund kinda covers his mouth like "ok, thats kinda crossing the line with racism" lol

[super80swrestlingfan]

Jesse Ventura is a riot.

[lemieuxdrunk]

Nice

[euchre888]

I'd vote for Jesse for Governor if I was American.Hey,all you american wrestling fans need to vote for Jesse Ventura to be Governor of Minnesota for 2010!How does the american voting system work anyway?I don't know but just do it o.k. or I'll body slam ya!

[MrConservativeGuy]

Jesse Ventura was a tremendously flamboyant and entertaining commentator/wrestler!!!  Politically speaking however, he leaves a lot to be desired! 52% of voters decided to give the Messiah (Obama) a chance at the highest political seat in the nation, this past November! He's off to a roaring start, taking over ANTHING he can get his hands on!!! This statist is OUT OF CONTROL! Healthcare is next on his agenda. GOD HELP US!!!!!!

[MrConservativeGuy]

To answer the question: "How does the American voting system work?" The forementioned Obama will find out in 2012!!!

[bwe77]

You're a supreme retard.

[bwe77]

Shut up, moron.

[medeocracy]

the mesiah lol i agree

[HaydynTheGreat]

Wait, so you are both anti democrat and anti religion? Wow, you're actually a pretty good troll.

I can't wait until Jesse runs for president in 2012.

[1980invasion]

@HaydynTheGreat Actually I'll run in 2021 -2012 is when the aliens come down and fuck the shit out of us to reproduce, then we lose track of time which is why the calendar ends.

[CelticXuptheRA]

taco salesman lmao

[bikers4liberty]

I'd like to see him body slam Bill Oreilly.

[hannibalsloat]

lol, who wouldn't

[euchre888]

Talks a bit like Randy Savage there

[princesstamika]

Sounds more like Jimmy Valiant. All popular wrestlers had that sort of pop culture "jive soul bro" talk going on.