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From: SpeedTriple509
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  • Did he say bollocks? awesome :3

  • Love them

  • twat! :D

  • i had one years ago funny as fuck it used to tell me to fuck off to lol

  • its Ruby..... again 

  • Excellent !

  • This parrot is comedy gold you sir are a legend

  • lol i love this parrot

  • don't know which is funnier,the parrot swearing or the guys laughter,quality video!!

  • Last part always gets me

  • Is it for sale? I want it, it is GOLD

  • Is he for sale? I want him he is GOLD

  • brilliant

  • trust me when i say,,,the person who taught the parrot to talk was from yorkshire.absolutely no doubt at all.and probably west yorkshire

  • R.O.F.L.

  • also FUCK OFF YOU TWAT 1:03

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  • sounds bloody ace when he just goes TWAT at beginning

  • XD wonderful finish, absolutely bloody wonderful

  • Hope the vicar never comes to tea, lol

  • The bird has the level of the person summed-up perfectly. Pity he has access to such a talented bird !!

  • I could not care less who's clip this is. That african grey just made my day. "Fuck off, you twat.."  :-)))

  • NOT YOUR VIDEO!!

  • ...And that is why I cannot own a parrot. All it would do is say "suck my CAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKK" and other things you would have to put in another room if children were visiting your house.

  • I could hear the guy talking and laughing OVER the bird, but the audio level was so damn low, I could barely hear a single word from the parrot, like it was whispering.

  • The end was just so bloody classic XD that's amazing!!!

  • That is hilarious :'}

  • I was really hoping it would shout: "Oi turn off the camera ThunderCunt!!!!" lol

  • speaks in scottish accent lol very funny

  • @ScottishPEACEguy not even a scottish accent. I wonder if the parrot was talking to u wen he said twat in that epic english accent

  • @andyallen1989 more scottish than english

  • @ScottishPEACEguy Mate im scottish and that sounds nothing like a scottish accent

    have you ever lived in Scotland ? cuz if you think thats a scottish accent you are deaf my friend

  • @kierso118 lol fair anuf.

  • I miss Nick and Ruby :(

  • "Fuck off you twat" haahaaa :L

  • twat is a vagina

  • funny as fuck XD

  • fuck off you twat! love it. almost fell off my chair laughing. :)

  • "YOu can say other things, you're not forced to be mean to me, you know..."

    "Fuck off you twat!"

  • fucking brilliant

  • hey coughlan 

  • that made my night....my throat is aching from laughing.

  • " shut up, cunt" ??? XDXD 0:12

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  • Why don't you make your own videos and stop re-uploading videos you didn't make?

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  • lmfao! so damn funny

  • what does twat mean??

  • it means stupid

  • its a vulgar term for a ladies anatomy!!same as cunt..

  • @killertellitubby its another word for pussy

  • twat means the lower female parts. lol not shut up as someone has said. lol.

  • @killertellitubby It means "foolish boy" :D

  • quite possibly one of the funniest vids on here....comic timing at the end! Brilliant.

  • Bullocks!!

  • lmfao the parrot has an english accent! :D

  • One of my favorite videos!!! Makes me laugh every time : ¬ D

  • lol understandably :D and hey :)

  • I laugh every time I see this vid, and I keep coming back to watch it :D

    I have a very prim and proper aunty, who once had a african grey that belonged to a sailor, and most of the time it would speak normal words and be twee, but very rarely it would lapse and let out a torrent of foul language. Like when she was showing a bunch of school kids and their parents :D

  • ROTF

  • how do u train ur parrot to say these things because wen i get a parrot i want him to swear all the time that would be funny ROFLMAO

  • thats the best video ever luv it twat

  • I have watched this a good dozen times now and am still not bored:)

    Laughter is infectious and good for the soul"Fuck off you twat"

  • Hmmmm, what is a twat?

    Would anybody care to explain to romdurb what a twat is???

    Come on, no sarcastic comments ........lol ;)

  • its an english insult.

    or a pregnant fish lol

  • like a pussy or taint lol

  • @SpeedTriple509The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, vagina, or clitoris, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet, especially in British English, in other words,Twat is a slang word for the female external sexual parts, and a derogatory term.

  • @SpeedTriple509 twat is like fag gay dyke?

    the main word is gay for twat!

  • @SpeedTriple509 a twat is a woman's va jay jay

  • @SpeedTriple509 vagina

  • @SpeedTriple509 rude word for womens genitals

  • @SpeedTriple509 It's a slang term of saying Vagina. o.e'

  • @SpeedTriple509 A twat is a jellyfishes vagina - allegedly

  • @SpeedTriple509 generally means pahnny

  • @SpeedTriple509 go look in the mirror! ;o)

  • @SpeedTriple509 twat is a stupid person, in short an idiot.

  • what is a twat

  • "fuk off u little twat" at the and ahahahaha funny as fuck probably the funniest video on youtube

  • I would use him as a messenger bird, lol.

  • "Twat." Lmfao. I want that parrot. XD

  • its so in the mans voice too lol

  • Brilliant :-)

  • hahaha. thats briliant!

  • 1:06 fuck off you twat

  • This great parrot belongs to a brit named Nick - the African Grey's named Ruby. There used to be a bunch of videos from Nick & his Ruby ("Ru" for short) plus his dog, Molly. But Nick & his gang got so many freaks responding on uTube to his vids that he yanked 'em all off uTube. Nick then went to "MetCaf" videos...don't know where his stuff is now, but they were remarkable vids - Nick & Ru truly had a great relationship!

  • hilarious! can't stop watching it lol

  • lmfao

  • ROFLOL!!!I cracked up watching this vid!5 stars! =]

  • I was laughing more about the cameradude then the parrot :P.

  • well taken care of bird

  • pure quality

  • Wicked last bit shut him up proper!!

  • Nowt like a foul-mouthed bird to liven up your night

  • h ha ha i love it !!!!!!

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