...And that is why I cannot own a parrot. All it would do is say "suck my CAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKK" and other things you would have to put in another room if children were visiting your house.
I could hear the guy talking and laughing OVER the bird, but the audio level was so damn low, I could barely hear a single word from the parrot, like it was whispering.
I laugh every time I see this vid, and I keep coming back to watch it :D
I have a very prim and proper aunty, who once had a african grey that belonged to a sailor, and most of the time it would speak normal words and be twee, but very rarely it would lapse and let out a torrent of foul language. Like when she was showing a bunch of school kids and their parents :D
@SpeedTriple509The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, vagina, or clitoris, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet, especially in British English, in other words,Twat is a slang word for the female external sexual parts, and a derogatory term.
This great parrot belongs to a brit named Nick - the African Grey's named Ruby. There used to be a bunch of videos from Nick & his Ruby ("Ru" for short) plus his dog, Molly. But Nick & his gang got so many freaks responding on uTube to his vids that he yanked 'em all off uTube. Nick then went to "MetCaf" videos...don't know where his stuff is now, but they were remarkable vids - Nick & Ru truly had a great relationship!
Did he say bollocks? awesome :3
DanRaccoon 3 days ago
Love them
gsd6760 6 days ago
twat! :D
peperkamp1989 2 weeks ago
i had one years ago funny as fuck it used to tell me to fuck off to lol
goonluv 2 weeks ago
its Ruby..... again
freddielaker2 3 weeks ago
Excellent !
ibanezps10ltd 4 weeks ago
This parrot is comedy gold you sir are a legend
RB621337 1 month ago
lol i love this parrot
borntofish411 1 month ago
don't know which is funnier,the parrot swearing or the guys laughter,quality video!!
skinuthbilly 1 month ago
Last part always gets me
matthe3234 1 month ago
Is it for sale? I want it, it is GOLD
filmflipful 1 month ago
Is he for sale? I want him he is GOLD
filmflipful 1 month ago
brilliant
rolflmaoweeee 1 month ago
trust me when i say,,,the person who taught the parrot to talk was from yorkshire.absolutely no doubt at all.and probably west yorkshire
ronsiris 1 month ago
R.O.F.L.
escormillos 1 month ago
also FUCK OFF YOU TWAT 1:03
joshodudo0952 2 months ago
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joshodudo0952 2 months ago
sounds bloody ace when he just goes TWAT at beginning
joshodudo0952 2 months ago
XD wonderful finish, absolutely bloody wonderful
xela12345 2 months ago
Hope the vicar never comes to tea, lol
Dollyfaceangel 3 months ago
The bird has the level of the person summed-up perfectly. Pity he has access to such a talented bird !!
jacmoya 5 months ago
I could not care less who's clip this is. That african grey just made my day. "Fuck off, you twat.." :-)))
BlueZipher 6 months ago
NOT YOUR VIDEO!!
greyghost84 10 months ago
...And that is why I cannot own a parrot. All it would do is say "suck my CAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKK" and other things you would have to put in another room if children were visiting your house.
Ato0theJ 11 months ago 2
I could hear the guy talking and laughing OVER the bird, but the audio level was so damn low, I could barely hear a single word from the parrot, like it was whispering.
yuriilev 1 year ago
The end was just so bloody classic XD that's amazing!!!
xela12345 1 year ago
That is hilarious :'}
HealeyAbby 1 year ago
I was really hoping it would shout: "Oi turn off the camera ThunderCunt!!!!" lol
Nickuk1987 1 year ago
speaks in scottish accent lol very funny
ScottishPEACEguy 1 year ago
@ScottishPEACEguy not even a scottish accent. I wonder if the parrot was talking to u wen he said twat in that epic english accent
andyallen1989 1 year ago
@andyallen1989 more scottish than english
ScottishPEACEguy 1 year ago
@ScottishPEACEguy Mate im scottish and that sounds nothing like a scottish accent
have you ever lived in Scotland ? cuz if you think thats a scottish accent you are deaf my friend
kierso118 11 months ago
@kierso118 lol fair anuf.
ScottishPEACEguy 11 months ago
I miss Nick and Ruby :(
machineheadMatt666 1 year ago
"Fuck off you twat" haahaaa :L
pluxplox 1 year ago
twat is a vagina
tweed222 1 year ago
funny as fuck XD
jackinatorh 1 year ago
fuck off you twat! love it. almost fell off my chair laughing. :)
xxRangaFairyxx 1 year ago
"YOu can say other things, you're not forced to be mean to me, you know..."
"Fuck off you twat!"
Knr911 1 year ago
fucking brilliant
pyschadelicsnake 1 year ago 3
hey coughlan
babybinladen123 1 year ago 3
that made my night....my throat is aching from laughing.
sinister066 1 year ago
" shut up, cunt" ??? XDXD 0:12
ilovegaara751 2 years ago
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ilovegaara751 2 years ago
Why don't you make your own videos and stop re-uploading videos you didn't make?
imatroll5 2 years ago 28
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RadcliffOfCrymod 1 year ago
lmfao! so damn funny
annaroxx14 2 years ago
what does twat mean??
killertellitubby 2 years ago
it means stupid
147ckjak 2 years ago
its a vulgar term for a ladies anatomy!!same as cunt..
sidewayssam 2 years ago
@killertellitubby its another word for pussy
hechod23 2 years ago
twat means the lower female parts. lol not shut up as someone has said. lol.
labarre2gray 2 years ago
@killertellitubby It means "foolish boy" :D
CheekyThrill 1 year ago
quite possibly one of the funniest vids on here....comic timing at the end! Brilliant.
stacpollaidh 2 years ago
Bullocks!!
tovara22 2 years ago
lmfao the parrot has an english accent! :D
gasfgiop 2 years ago
One of my favorite videos!!! Makes me laugh every time : ¬ D
thepickupchick 2 years ago 16
lol understandably :D and hey :)
ignoranceisbliss27 2 years ago
I laugh every time I see this vid, and I keep coming back to watch it :D
I have a very prim and proper aunty, who once had a african grey that belonged to a sailor, and most of the time it would speak normal words and be twee, but very rarely it would lapse and let out a torrent of foul language. Like when she was showing a bunch of school kids and their parents :D
meowphil 2 years ago
ROTF
ski007jim 2 years ago
how do u train ur parrot to say these things because wen i get a parrot i want him to swear all the time that would be funny ROFLMAO
RDurnford123 2 years ago
thats the best video ever luv it twat
berzerka62 2 years ago
I have watched this a good dozen times now and am still not bored:)
Laughter is infectious and good for the soul"Fuck off you twat"
sparkstron73 2 years ago
Hmmmm, what is a twat?
Would anybody care to explain to romdurb what a twat is???
Come on, no sarcastic comments ........lol ;)
SpeedTriple509 2 years ago
its an english insult.
or a pregnant fish lol
vxSMOKEYxv 2 years ago
like a pussy or taint lol
geeksquad2 2 years ago
@SpeedTriple509The word twat has various functions. It is a vulgar synonym for the human vulva, vagina, or clitoris, but is more widely used as a derogatory epithet, especially in British English, in other words,Twat is a slang word for the female external sexual parts, and a derogatory term.
AquaBane 1 year ago
@SpeedTriple509 twat is like fag gay dyke?
the main word is gay for twat!
DjABBlends 1 year ago
@SpeedTriple509 a twat is a woman's va jay jay
trier4952 1 year ago
@SpeedTriple509 vagina
clarkkent94 5 months ago
@SpeedTriple509 rude word for womens genitals
soniakaur79 2 months ago
@SpeedTriple509 It's a slang term of saying Vagina. o.e'
AdammAsylumm 1 month ago
@SpeedTriple509 A twat is a jellyfishes vagina - allegedly
chris103050 1 month ago
@SpeedTriple509 generally means pahnny
mcflurycoke 3 weeks ago
@SpeedTriple509 go look in the mirror! ;o)
tigerspuds 3 weeks ago
@SpeedTriple509 twat is a stupid person, in short an idiot.
XARACHOJ 2 weeks ago
what is a twat
romdurb101 2 years ago
"fuk off u little twat" at the and ahahahaha funny as fuck probably the funniest video on youtube
jordyboy321 2 years ago
I would use him as a messenger bird, lol.
SR722 2 years ago
"Twat." Lmfao. I want that parrot. XD
rachelchunter 2 years ago
its so in the mans voice too lol
BkcIIdolls 3 years ago
Brilliant :-)
gnikiv 3 years ago
hahaha. thats briliant!
tombewick380 3 years ago
1:06 fuck off you twat
Truskataforeal 3 years ago
This great parrot belongs to a brit named Nick - the African Grey's named Ruby. There used to be a bunch of videos from Nick & his Ruby ("Ru" for short) plus his dog, Molly. But Nick & his gang got so many freaks responding on uTube to his vids that he yanked 'em all off uTube. Nick then went to "MetCaf" videos...don't know where his stuff is now, but they were remarkable vids - Nick & Ru truly had a great relationship!
cecefranki 3 years ago
hilarious! can't stop watching it lol
pateddy1 3 years ago
lmfao
weirdboy118118 3 years ago 2
ROFLOL!!!I cracked up watching this vid!5 stars! =]
mijisthebest 3 years ago 2
I was laughing more about the cameradude then the parrot :P.
Tconl 3 years ago
well taken care of bird
lonz1988 3 years ago 2
pure quality
StabsMcCool 4 years ago
Wicked last bit shut him up proper!!
03minalls 4 years ago
Nowt like a foul-mouthed bird to liven up your night
ThisIsLiloMania 4 years ago 2
h ha ha i love it !!!!!!
esgirl2007 4 years ago 2