THE RAPTURE IS COMING!

[mooniekate]

Ugh... Too bad you'll be dead before you would be able to realize that's bullshit. Every generation thinks they're going to be 'taken by jesus', and yet, it doesn't happen.

[L33Tkitten97]

Thats one ugly ass chick

[rabbitssssnake]

that is sooo funny! but yeah let's all pray that we get to see each other afterward!

[bbwhizzzzzzz]

I swear your gay

[mairaishot15]

@bbwhizzzzzzz ummmm im pretty sure everyone and even himself are aware that hes gay

[sammiyvanderlin]

@bbwhizzzzzzz NO SH!T SHERLOCK!! if you watched the videos or ever a random one you would know!!

[danielmatthews97]

gingerstrings u couldnt hurt a fly

[GingerStrings]

The amount of time you touch your face makes me want to hurt you...

[dcsn652]

@GingerStrings he touched it 4 times...

[yellowponyx]

the rapture is just a bunch of bullcrap

[SpeedOfTeaCup]

HAHAHHAHA Burnt Ass Cookies with the Demons XD You're adorable

[SanDiegoBry]

sodomy is a sin man child

[jamesmaseobrown]

I don't know if your serious or what, but I couldn't stop laughing.

[tek1001]

dude, are you gay? or do you just like to talk like you are? gotta love that gay lisp of yours!! soooooo trendy!

[LovelyHachiko]

:I lolol the rapture isnt when everbody dies. >__<

[Lilbit81G]

@ cannon0286, grow up

[TheRealCinders]

His hair is literally always great.

[cutemags101]

Lol funny that the rapture hasn't come yet.

[sophidina34]

except ya don't eat in hell or in heaven!! LOL

[gabsis11]

Im pretty sure your new hair color is going to kill me -___-

[zLOSTNOMOREz]

No i dont think so. A true Child Of The King does not use language like that. Repent now and change your ways.

[CrimesonWitcher]

@zLOSTNOMOREz This video is satire.

[lLoveLadyGaga]

You'd better call a doctor here is the number 1-800-IM-STUPID

[1blueshe]

fail it didnt end the priest who seid it is stupid and some people killed themself

[messxx5]

"I don't know about you, and you sinning ass, but i'm gonna be up with Jesus eating Philadelphia cream cheese bagels while you're eating burn ass cookies with the DEMONS!" lmfaoooooooooooo.

[116gaara]

like jesus would let you into his kingdom lol

[chuparmelapolla1]

The Rapture is not real! loser!

[therainbowaffair]

@cannon0286 you're the one whos most likely going to hell here for saying that type of shit!

[cannon0286]

sorry no gay's are going thay go to hell

[CrimesonWitcher]

@cannon0286 Ya sure according to a fucked up woman bashing book written by a bunch of homophobes....good luck with that one.

[sammiyvanderlin]

@cannon0286 bitch your going to hell you dont fucking know god if anything all the bi gays and lesbians are going and you straight motherfuckers are going to hell

[bootyghetto209]

ahahaha i love the bagels and cookies part lol

[ZinqerrXD]

iKnoww DAMM well he didnt belivee it wus gonna happe x) ahaa this mad eme laughh the " hide ur kids and hid ur wif"

[leon1985ism]

u love yourself

[sweetvolcome101]

IS HE GAY?!?!?!?!?

[CrimesonWitcher]

@sweetvolcome101 I love that people keep asking this question. YA HE GAY! Have a nice day!

[jmulli91]

haha he does speak the truth...it willcome

[Alanitoo]

it never happened :P

[ThatBitchKieren]

I actually love you!

[DoubleThatTime]

Omg I laughed so hard.

[Tesko91]

Haha XD made my day

[nini756]

lololol , ".... while you're eating burnt ass cookies with the demons !" oh , how I love you Danny . x]

[codplayer12341234]

your fukin funnny

[kdwilsongb]

not being mean but the " Rapture " has already passed were still here !!

[Zachary201001]

Jesus wouldn't eat bagels... thats jew food...

[1TheTraviesa]

hide ur kids hide ur wife and hide husband cuz they raping every up in here

[Jfg229]

Oh my God that made me literally die laughing. "Imma be up with Jesus eating Philadelphia cream cheese bagels while your eating burnt ass cookies with the DEMONS!!!" wow your now my youtube favorite! (; <3

[bianca760aka]

Only god noes when r we gunna dieee!!:p

[ByronMason1]

Lmao your funny and cute

[MusicTewns]

OMG. CHRIS, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM. :O

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@MusicTewns chris didnt do anything to danny. danny always kids and has a drama side to him. they aint even friends anymore. danny hated being around chris cuz he spread negative energy. and was too cocky. glad danny escaped that friendship before it was too late.

[RavenNevermorre]

XDDDDDD <3

[Lego430]

Hmm..... Hey idiot im gonna move to china bitch so china wont die bitch.

[iamCateyhola]

that awkward moment when it's June 16.

[spamandkitkats]

Lmao a tacky 22uear

[tahneelea]

haha dude, seriously why beleive all that crap?

yes i have respect for the people that beleive in god and all thats stuff

but seriously

a RAPTURE?

pfft, cmon

[gayturtlekbug]

Yeah. Were all dead zombies now. But nobody knows cuz were ALL dead. I had a predeath party w some friends. And thats my excuse. (yes i always knew it was fake)

[ItzBarbieBitch1117]

While you eatin burnt asss cookies with the Demons lol

[95Anniek95]

he fuck! i am alive

[BabeyDcB]

God.. You're so fuckin' awesome.

[KidWithTheSpecsTV]

The awkward moment when people think this is real. This is why I love you Danny ♥

[MJForever0022]

lol Antoine Dodson reference :D

[svufanatic1]

LMAO! I cant stop laughing! your Hilarious.

[guamboisukky]

I thought the bible said no gays?

[ALambert00]

@guamboisukky I think you're a little jealous?

[CammiMarie]

Lmaaoo , thiss madee my daay .

[user08olga]

omg so funny

[xpressions07]

Lol. Love u danny!!

[cherry1o8]

burnt ass cookies with the demons lmao

[cheeseisniceable]

to any dumb asses who thought this was real it's a joke if you would watch some of his other videos you would see that

[free2radke777]

HAHA! Omg! I remember that Philidolphia cream-cheese commercial XD Some ppl Might have not have gotten that lol

[Scorpiasia]

@ThYac0b1 You really need to chill out. He's kidding. Danny Noriega is sarcastic as shit.

So....ummm.....ummmm.... you dude.....ummm... you need to know... that ummm.... sarcasm is his second language. Shut the fuck up.

[ThYac0b1]

Umm, this guy, umm.... He needs to know that umm... That homosexuality is a sin.

[xTABBYxTORNADOx]

@ThYac0b1 So is being a tool. Danny is freaking amazing, you need to Back the hell away from his page then.

[HitaroX]

are some of you retarded enough to take this serious?

[liljaymiah]

itz funny becauze im watching this now obviously i ain't dead lol

[NeverShoutSheyenne]

Lol I'm still here

[jonasbrosfan80]

we don't believe you, because were still here right now...

[AlwaysWishing1983]

Yeah it's on it's way for sure BUT we will NEVER know when.

[GodsSuck]

@AlwaysWishing1983 Well yeah because then when it does not happen, just like it did not happen before (google the great dissapointment) there would be another great dissapointment so you guys have never named another date since then lol

>

Can you guess why? No, not because no man knows when it is coming just because your magical sky daddy is just a figment of you imagination because you are scared when you die it is game over. It is.

>

And it is so enjoy the years you got left religious people.

[DANNYxWALKER]

69 dislikes :p

[lilythewatamonster]

loool ok this damnn b♥tch is gonna say the world is ending ......god did not say tht it wus gonna happen may 21 so why da f♥ck would he say tht ......im sitting home watching tv and this bull sh♥t comes on like oh b,lah blah blah world endin blah blah blah how we can stop it ... -.- B♥tch! i know u did not say that, i know you didnt tell me we cant stop death! mother f♥ker if i wanted to know when i am gonna die i woulda asked u! idk if its just me but i'd rather die not knowin when!

[RaeRaeLovesSlassh21]

I love you danny lmao

[dinosaurfreak13]

LOLOL "i don't know about you, and you sinning ass, but imma be up with Jesus eating Philadelphia cream cheese bagels while you're eating burnt ass cookies with the demons!!!" 

[bukstalove]

@dinosaurfreak13 LMAO

[nicolemonstergaga]

xDD!!!

[Mcampos2490]

lmao this was crazy!!!! I cant believe people actually believed the world was going to end... Only God knows, not even Jesus knows... and ppl really have to stop saying stupid stuff on the news because we have some psycho ppl who actually quit their jobs and tried killing themselves.. People have to learn how to get a life and EVERYONE is going to die eventually.. we cant stop the world from ending so what the hell were ppl freaking out about... Anyways Danny this video was funny.

[TheBestOnsurez]

Personally Danny I found this pretty f*cked up.. What I mean is everyone said that this rapture was supposed to happen on my birthday :( that just kinda ruined my whole day;; But not for long.. I just got over it and threw a party :) Happy {late} Birthday to me right?

[iamCateyhola]

AHAHAHAHAHAH "i don't know about ya'll but i'll be up in heaven with jesus eatin philadelphia cream cheese bagles, while ya'll are down here eatin burnt cookies with the demons!" that made my life

[AIWAB]

Your soooooo hot

[AuroraLiora]

Great video! Very funny! From what I heard, God stopped saving people on May 21st. So let's commit every sin in the book because we are all going to die Oct. 21st!! LOL

Do you see how dangerous thist is? lol!!

[Lysey96]

I'll be up with jesus eatin philidelphia cream cheese bagels while your eatin burnt ass cookies with the demons!!

[alexpaulslikewassup]

BIGGEST FAILURE ON EARTH :p

[n2bbuilding]

LOL

[BlackGuyKai1]

he's so funny lol. :D

[whiteyT6]

gays dont go to heaven you liar!

[BlackGuyKai1]

@whiteyT6 chill...

[lulubby7]

oh sorry guys, there's a rain date on the world ending..

[JTandS]

I know lots of gay guys hating....

[MrSaymabaw]

another chris crocker?!

[thiscoolmexican]

Fuckiin madeee my day! ^_^

[LovingLifeLikeMassie]

Eating burnt ass cookies with the demons! Lmfaoooo

[xTravisBentleyx]

You guys SERIOUSLY need to get a sense of humor or get OFF your damn laptops. Danny isn't just kidding, but OBVIOUSLY kidding. If you can't honestly tell when someones joking, thats when you know it's time to lay off the cocaine. Seriously, get a sense of humor or get OFF the laptop. Funny video Danny! <3

[InferiorRabbit]

Retard. How are the Philidelphia Cream Cheese Bagels? And i know i most likely spelt it wrong, so dont try and use that as a comeback.

[InferiorRabbit]

Retard.

[MsCrimixal]

LMAO @ -your gonna be eating BURNT ASS COOKIESWITH DEMON- (smack)

[JordanMikko]

you idiots know he's kidding right? WOW

[LiLThumper]

can it be the strawberry cream cheese?

[titaisgay]

i was eating a burnt cookie while watching this ..

[k1ttys]

the rapture didn't happened because Danny "MACHO MAN" Savage went up to heaven and wrestle Jesus and stop judgment day

"OOH YEAH!!"

[nittyhooo]

what a fuckwit

[MsBookworm14]

wow

[aquaboy386]

The rapture actually happened, but nobody was taken because we all suck.

[MJJLoverForever25]

i hate it when people say these things!

[chasiegirlxoxo]

im still here.....

[juliarox7]

hahaha(: "The rapture is real. were all gonna die! and i don't know bout u. and your sinning ass. but im gonna be up with jesus eating philadelphia cream cheese bagels. while your eating burnt ass cookies with the demons!"

[candyybirdy]

Were not dead :):):):):):):):)

[MrandMrsSodapop]

first of all they beleive the news cuz they beleive that the news will honest and tell them but they are dead wrong. the news will tell you what they want you to know. people consider what the news says is the truth. they only want people to beleive in lies. also we had the so called end of the world bullshit going on or ever now. we had one in the year 2000 and another in 2006. did it happen? hell no!!! people arent even gonna beleive other citezens either cuz its either cuz theyre crazy n shit

[grapes215rockets]

@brandothecomando....

Dont be foolish. Nobody likes comments like that only if your heartless and a fool.

[brandothecammando]

nobody believes the gays

[gayturtlekbug]

I spent the weekend with the besties waitin to die. At midnight we were all screaming, "CMON THIS IS WEST VIRGINIA! PARKERSBURG. they either foegot us, dont k us, dont c bout us, or commin to us last like errone does. Stupid zombies r too slow. Haha now were all sayin that errones dead, we just dont notice cuz we all r so we blend in with ourselves. But were all dead you idiots. Jeez. Jk we all k it wasnt gonna happen.

[SmileyyWasHere]

All these religious people getting offended. GOD, you guys make me laugh!

[VannaSawannah]

"while youre' going to be eating burnt-ass cookies wit the demons!" <3 hahha

[thisiskeoandhay]

GUYS ! HE WAS KIDDING .

[sanniirella]

I like your lips.

[lowiseee]

hahahaha i love you :')

[RockItalian]

not funny... too gay... stop being a character man

[Glisten17]

@RockItalian too gay? wtf

[SmileyyWasHere]

@RockItalian Really?

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@RockItalian That is no character, that's Danny.

[Tne1211]

I bet he feels like a right douche now ! "the rapture is real! we're all gonna die!" yeah... thats not gonna happen mate :'D x

[xXEmmJayy7Xx]

"and i dont know about you, but im gonna be up with jesus eating Philadelphia cream cheese bagels, while you're eating burnt ass cookies with the demons."

<3 you so so much

[JesKatfunny]

rapture.. not coming read the bible CLEARLY states god is the only one who knows when the world will  end not even gods angels know when it will end rapture not coming soon but yes coming

[FatimaTrejo247]

Lol yuyup

[KekeJOhSoNerdy]

UM. Where are the zombies? I was promised zombies?

[beccababyy08]

Hahahaahaha, I love you danny! "A tacky 21 year old that needs his roots done", hahaha.

The people in the comment section, you are all ridiculous. Take a joke for what it is.

[STAYGLOSSYPURPIE]

pinch arm****.... I'm still here lmaoooo ;P

[174walnut]

Words Of Wisdom!

[Emac951]

Top notch Danny

[anikasykes]

the Bible says no one will know when it is coming

[mupp33n]

@anikasykes Science says: You're a moron.

[gigigirl94ily]

the awkward moment when were watching this may 22nd.

[angelainthalangsy]

@gigigirl94ily that awkward moment when this comment says ' 1 day ago ' & one day ago, it was actually the 23rd..

[OmeJAM]

@gigigirl94ily the awkward moment when you don't realize this is a joke....

[gigigirl94ily]

@OmeJAM its weird. . . you have a sense of humor for the video,& not for the comment. The comment was a joke too! :P

[TheEndofGreen15]

Well hey guys guess what Im back....and Look we are ALL STILL HERE!! Well Either we all survived the Rapture or we all get left behind haha

[HiyaImMaya]

a tacky 2 year old who needs his roots done.

[erinabubble23]

Omg, i love this guy <33

[grapes215rockets]

Wtf. Your going crazy Danny! Just like everyone else.

[diva4eva013]

"while your eating burnt ass cookies with the demons!" LMAO ily Danny <3

[JAEMUNSTER13]

Danny I freakin Love yoou :)<3

[ARRandAGR55]

ily danny <3

[xXyandereXtanXx]

We all died. We're just not aware of it.

[BuckeyeSecretary]

So glad you are growing your hair now

[BuckeyeSecretary]

Well when the rapture does come Danny--it doesn't mean we are ALL going to die--the true believers, Christians will go on to eternal life---but its no reason to hide over

[heyheychels]

i love you. (:

[JackieBorelli]

"I'm gonna be up with Jesus eating Philadelphia cream cheese bagels while you're eating burnt ass cookies with the demons!"

hahahah!!!

[Shishmariff]

Danny, you crack me up.

<3

[boatsnbirds14]

you're so gorgeous. i can't get over it.

[ItsTylerMarie]

Press 8 for CREAM CHEESE BAGELZ

[JustinB97luver]

obviously the world can't be ending, cuz my yogurt expires today!

[ixCherryBlossomxi]

Like this if you died yesterday ._.

[AmziiTL]

people need to learn how to just laugh. why r ppl going nuts on him. yal r haters and always will b. luckily danny knows how to brush you the hell off!!!!

[StarVioletKitten]

Lmao we didn't die

[MrsJadenSmith1]

Eat them cream cheese bagels girlll lol jk

[PurpleZimat3am]

Oh Danny, i Love Yeww(:

Imma Be Up There With Yew Eating Those Bagles When The Rapture DOES Actually Happen xD