everybody hurts

[TitanbrolyGilneas]

@gradualreport TABLE MURBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes murber. :)

[Alykrys13]

dude that looked weirdly kool

[bitchezzcansuckit]

dont hurt the table!

[Floedekage]

I don't think it wood hurt a table! Get it?

[LadyKyoko1]

Sometimes I wonder what your neighbors think when they see you doing shit like that to tables.

[creepr07172011]

everyones worried about the table... but what about the girl?? :(

[skylady15]

hahahah nice danni the poor tabel what did it do to you

[KittyIvie]

R.I.P poor table never had a chance

[piggybank234]

Was i the only person who thought of the song "Everybody hurts" When watching this video?....Then he sung it at the end :3

[TheOmgimepic]

2:01 lol epic singing

[ragingsk8er199]

i split my finger in half and didnt feel it was my nerves effed up or was i just on drugs EXPLAIN

[happyness091]

this one was epic!

[aidanbgaidan]

HE HAS A SHIRT?!?!?!?!?

[TheApostleofRock]

ahhh thats quite the name

[klusshelby8991]

You should make a video about destroying tables... funny... or about divorces..either one.... and people splitting up so i can show it to my mom and my real dad... :) PS Your videos are funny!

[JaimeL93]

So I have watched maybe 100 over your videos over the last few months and I have always thought that you reminded me of someone, and it just occurred to me that you remind me of that squirrel from hoodwinked when you do the high pitched voice.

[TheAnusMonkey]

steve the sex addict!

[DarkGreenNails]

reading the title to this video gets the REM song stuck in my head :)

[98vanguard]

the funny thing is at 0:49 happened to other people but he changed it into a table. The only other difference is he used a pipe and the legs of the table instead of a knife or sword. LOL!

[TheDearestOne]

Lol. You sound like her parent chastising her. The purple hair caught me off guard.

[jacob2000jacob2000]

1:44 - 1:47 XDHahaha

[Bekzstar]

0:49 - 1:03 LOLOLOL!

[victor7491]

the bit with the table looks just like when I play with my brother

[Yogue7]

13 people lost a hand and a leg. 

[TrippleBillion]

i laughed so freaking hard at the table. just because he was moving so fast.

[emobunnyanimegirl]

i am not a table huger

[Theused8010]

i think im in love...

[tigereyes141]

do a show on why you don't have that wonderful of a hair cut

[LampPancake]

Your singing makes me moist

[Jailchiken7]

Danny, you should make a video about why my head Doesn't feel pain. P.S. I hit it on a ceiling fan a few years ago, and after that it feels no pain. My head is confused. Pleas helps'es. happy face :)

[hunter3333333]

How could you do that to a table you sick Fuck :O

[XxnathansxX]

tell that table it GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[slicenmike911]

he totally sodemized it with a metal pole!

[converse0nerd]

and i jizzed . in. my. pants.

[madameclipse64]

Why can't he have his own news segment on television??

I'm just wondering!

[217hman]

DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY why does love hurt so much????

[217hman]

DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY why does love hurt so much

[Theayaangel]

you are really funny and by the way i hate pain soooooooooooo much and i hate being hurt by other people...

[wolfgal888]

I thought he was going to say "Defense against the Dark Arts" LOL

[fuckbitchasses]

table got jacked ha ha

[HassnaaSays]

LOL! poor table 

[ElchinMendes]

lol danny why are you wearing a judo suit :D

[nior712]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[wassuppeeps]

That table destruction segment was weirdly entertaining.

[Popmax79]

I challenge you to make a video about 75 cute words that start with "b"

[biohazard141]

you idiot whit no life and183354 ur idiotic followers

[Twixx7953]

Does anyone else keep replaying part 0:02 , when he says his name xD ?

[nior712]

@Twixx7953 yea i do hahaha Doesnt get old :))

[DANKPICKLEJUICE420]

press 6 twice and its a total thats what she said!wewe want that the that is hurting to stop doing what it is doing from hurting us."aha

[exmruniverse]

13 people love tables

[toomuchdrama411]

I LOVE YOU< DANNY!!!!!!!

[VanissaWolf]

So about your name .. how do you pronounce that again ?

[omrcjh7]

nooooo table!!!!!!!! :,)

[MagnusCleopatra]

What was your job again?

[nighrage]

FUCK THE POPE!!!

[44centz]

@nighrage thats not funny

[xxthegangster]

sofuckthis? fucking emo kid....

[b010gna]

1:52 had me peeing my pants!!!

[wolvesruleohyay]

dude you freaking DESTROYED that table!!!

[jools999999]

0:52 - 0:54 LOL

[dylloop]

this guy is halarious i just stumbled upon his video



[Killuminatyi]

haha I did thing to tables :))

[ShadowSam09]

Plus there's the fact that tables are inanimate objects, you know, just throwing that out there.

[purplepurplexpurple]

LMFAO!

god damn danny, you're quite a comedic master

but you inspire some socially unacceptable activities.

i'll probably get a table from a garage sale asap

[willygenije]

U should be proud if u have anything Serb in your blood 'couse it is a proud nation with a long history.And hell yea!U been born in U.S. but u didnt been broth by a bird...Ask any Irish or Scotish,aswell born in U.S., what is their nationality?There u may find you're answers.Once u forgot about your roots,start making jokes about it?you are an idiot without background.I Don't want to offend u in any way,i just hope u will find you're answersP.S .hopefully it will affect on your youtube project

[Ibakecookiess]

@willygenije How's your country better than any other? Serb pride? thats stupid.

[ShadowSam09]

@willygenije You called him an idiot without roots, how is that not trying to offend exactly? And besides, just because he has Serbian blood doesn't mean he has to call Serbia his home. I mean, he can, but if he wants to call America his home, he can. You can't tell someone where home is for them. He never said that he was looking for "Answers" about his roots either. Also, it's spelled, "You". It's only two extra letters.

[willygenije]

@ShadowSam09 Im sorry 'bout my English..Somebody long time ago sad:"Home is the place where we fell the best"but this guy offending one wholl nation every day with his you tube project and somebody need to respond properly without negativity.I posted comment before on every his stupid video.I wish u all the best but the language,and culture ,religion cannot be metter of jokes and lafs.PS make a stupid face,or a nice joke not to offend anyone if u can but this is way out of line

[frickfrock999]

1:00

I love seeing Danny penetrate a table.

[ScottieDawgxD]

0:01 you winked;]

[Cursemarkedsasuke13]

5 Stars for just being YOU! xD

Hilarious table skit, lol.

[SilentNightshadeX]

whats the weapon when you used to kill the table

[stupidnaccount]

@SilentNightshadeX table leg obv

[ReyMisteryo13]

"I've done things to tables , things that i'm not very proud off"XD

You rock danny!!!!!!!

[anikinatom]

yo Danny im from Serbia i zasto zene imaju sise i picku jebote

[10SweetiePie01]

Poor table : ' (

[R3nni3Chan]

:3 Heheheh...

[radenko35]

You tell her!

[Kdri21]

ohhh man what you did to that table was fucking hilarrrioouuuussss !! lololololololololololololololo­lolol

[gray8800]

Five stars for table. ;)

[dannyboy000]

Are you wearing a Gi while your destroying that table?

[skujic]

lol some fucking emo put that question >_>

[Daxarac]

Yo Danny im from Serbia and i have a question why people die? DOVIDJENJA U PICKU MATERINU SISO JEDNA HAHAHA

[TheOdotheus]

sry 0:03

[Psyberdream]

That's one table that won't mess with anyone again lol

[writergirlchic]

because if u didnt know u were in pain and say u were bleeding and u didnt notice it

u wud bleed to death

this is y we have nerves

to help u live

and stay living

[MissSimmy3000]

You are a tabel murderer! Omg what did the tabel ever do to you?! Lol

[stormtrooper405]

it stood menacingly with it's hardwood finish. it's so sinister, you just gotta beat the crap out of it ^^

[PaintedHell]

shame on youuu :D shame on youuu :D :P

[evilcitrus]

Hey it's Steve!

[evilcitrus]

lol white anger ninja :)

[nanerta]

nice karate uniform hahahaha

[chocolatemuffin567]

i love this guy he is FUNNYYYY :P

i watch his videos lol

[JABBAWOCKEEZgurl2]

Tat poor tablee.. Lol.

Well Nicee!!

[hiblinist916]

did anyone else think about Fallout 3's VATS System when he was smashing the table??? lol

[icohohi2]

Лелеле бате тоя колко е луд!!!

You are crazy dude!

[Suzaku801]

i've done things to tables XD

[nedburgin]

hahaha, when he goes AHWOOAH and his eyes go into the back of his head BAHAHA i love this guy

[DrKidd8]

Hahahahah!!!

[MrElcubanboy]

hahahahahaha

[krystalandlucy]

1:52 ROFL

[KayaBwejj]

0:50 hahhaha.lik

[Radika95]

0:50 - 1:05 is EPIC

[kimid3mo]

ovo je sigurno zabolelo sto iAko nema povezani nervni sistem kao zivi organizmi, a i da ima opet nista nebi mogao da uradi... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! XD

[iluvfreeonlinegames]

oh bejeezus i hope u didnt do that

[markoobradovic1]

Jadan stočić! Ja ću da navijam za njega. Stočić, stočić, stočić... :)))

[iluvfreeonlinegames]

ENGLISHH

[markoobradovic1]

Fuck off.

Danny knows Serbian and I said to him, not you!

Nemoj da budeš zakeralo i u svakoj čorbi mirođija! XD

[naruto4195]

lol, that would be such a funny name and omfg that poor table how could u!?! it was so young it had to much to live for!!! 0^oll XD

[Slyjoker22]

OMFG danny you never fail to make me laugh lmao!!!!! the massacre was EPIC haha

[beyboh]

LOL "SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU" and that table massacre

[iRydeLines]

0:50... GAME. SET. MATCH. enjoy

[TerialBacti]

ROFLMAO! 1:50 !!!

[BejnMasta]

You have some crazy shit man :D you ROCK :)))))

Greetings from Croatia

[o7p]

god damn....i saw many of your videos and they are just AWESOME...expecialy those serbian lessons.. =D keep going dude ;D

one question..

very interesting..

can you pls make a video with some cool swearword...or u invent some of your own...i think it would be funny as hell =D

[naruto4195]

poor table D8, it was so young....and it dosent hurt to cut ur self u know

[iRydeLines]

OKAY THEN... here lemme just go check *turns chainsaw on*

[naruto4195]

o plz what bull, and if u DID actually cut ur self it dosen't hurt, well i dont think so anyway, besides a chainsaw would cut OFF whatever limb u deiced to go for.

[naruto4195]

that'd be a funny name XD

[333lovergirl]

around 0:45 on is my favorite part.. table massacres rock!!!

:)

[333lovergirl]

or at least, this one does.

<3

[ThatRantKid]

You're fucking hilarious. lol

[blondeserb]

hahaha.. for something so funny.. its actuallly got substance.

[fdicookies]

1:28

[fdicookies]

1:29

[fdicookies]

1:30

[fdicookies]

You've donned things to tables. what else do you do? Do you like the man touching yourself? I'm kidding! 2:15

[posossoa]

O-O i THINK I JUST jIZZED xD

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

the table massacre was funny

[callumwaldon09]

ROFL....

[ImBester515]

it hurts the table you just can't hear it!!!!!!!!!!!! you killed the tableeeeeeeeee :'(

[aznchang963]

hmmm.. my neighbors' are selling a wooden table...;)

[ryguy740007]

Unless it's a bad man touching you, you can probably make it stop.

I loved that!

[LucieLovesMusic]

the monkey!

[Furious6frog]

lolololololo

[cancerkills567]

Wow I had always told my mates tht lol, awesome. If there was no pain people would go around hurting themselves without knowing it and shooting themselves in the head to show off lolz XD

[cancerkills567]

table is friggin funny, man

[dominicano45678]

wtf is up wit tha table????

[Kapurod]

That's your style , man!

[OhOneOfThose]

Gradual R%eport guy gets me ,,,"cough"... right here!

[XtremeGz]

Dude, that was barbaric!!! you broke the legs off and stabbed it with it's own legs!!! CRAZAY!

[roofknowms]

Holy Monkeys! Is that hair real? ROFL

[CTBlaze16]

that poor poor table... ah well!

[osvas23]

that is prety obvious

how could he not know that

he should f**k that much

[Shivasyn13]

I`ve done things to tables :D:D:D

hahahah

[dominicano45678]

holy shit

[dominicano45678]

funny

[n328kf]

hahaha that table got PWNED!!!

[nickigw94]

ROTFLMAO SOO FRIKEN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

uhh can u do a story about teenage drama, like rumers, friends, breaksups, shit like that? lol

[samandy1110]

thatd be fuunnah :3

[rainbow69184]

i rlly hope he does one about that! its so much of that going on at my school... but its high school so Ya know.. =l

[lovergirl2207]

that bicth is emo

[Tripp393]

You didn't go far enough. The point of pain is to prevent your DEATH! The whole point of you being alive is so that you can preserve the species, and everything in you is designed for just that. Unfortunately your body also asks you to innovate to preserve your species, where then you'd become smarter, and there is where feelings and thoughts start to overlap. Causing such unnatural feelings like suicidal tendencies or depression. The over-functional brain, son!

[Rafsalad]

If the only purpose of our existance is to preserve the species then what reason is there to preserve the species?

[Tripp393]

we don't know that yet. We just know that pretty much every living thing has an inherent need to survive, and that is there only objective, everything revolves around that alone.

[Amphioxus2029]

=))))))))))....I'm laughing my ass off..thanks for brightening up my evening man.. I really needed it

[luuckkyy1]

haha Awesome man =)

it wouldnt hurt tables...bcoz ..they dont have Skin =) XD rofl.

[juvecro]

stupid emo gay......

PS. not you Danny ,the guy that asked that stupid question....i mean kids in 4th grade now why it hurts.....ur awesme.....true story

[boksanns94]

P.S. What a weird name..... Are you an extraterrestrial???

P.S.S. Poor table....

P.S.S.S. Can u do a show on why there are clowns????

P.S.S.S.S. Pie!!!!!

[anomaly206]

its P.P.S

not P.S.S.

Post Scriptum

Post Post scriptum

you get the idea

[boksanns94]

we fell pain when we cut our skin.... a table doesnt feel pain cause IT HAS NO SKIN..... Isn't it obvious???

Punctuation in this formulaton is Copirighted by the certain BoXmAn. If, anyone by any case, is to comment this formulation, i will sue the begeezez out of 'em.

[thereisnophalange]

I hurt a chair..and that's not fair...

Oh, the poor chair, I didn't know it's there...

She said nothing, when I cut it

and then threw it everywhere... :'(

[Gwyneth11143]

poor table!

[Chriscrossgrey]

hahaha unreal!

[xlurielxl]

Lmfao@table.

You broke it's legs off and stabbed it with them o.o

[itachisgurl131925]

OH MEH GAWDZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT INNOCENT TABLE!!!! <:O @_@ u just like... PWNED IT TO PIECES!! UBER_PWNED IT!! and you have a circle saw? (or whatever its called...i wouldn't know...^_^U)

[KMX17]

no intro? :(

[LGameTales]

Great waist of a table!

[IAmIva]

love the pink wig

[CelyBadacelly]

poor table it was soo yyoung!!!

[TheCandleBurns]

AHH Your videos didn't show up in my subscription box for a very long time... I was like, "where has Danny gone?" and i finally got worried enough to check your channel. Now i have like three videos to watch. Stupid subscription boxes.

[BlakeGoodwell]

u pwned that table man that makes u the leader of the chairz

[MYbawlsURface]

that table part is like a murder haha

you follow me?

[RaindropsOnRoses113]

Shame on you, shame on you!

[stickdude150]

now i want to destroy a table. and i just got off the table patch!

[Musicality4]

looool xD ♥ I love you for making this video.

Pure gooolllddddd =]

[BloodyFlesh626]

Lol i love how everyone feels sorry for the table. Lol i love your vids^_^ Your so funny and wierd and just a little akward in a good way^_^ You make me laugh. I dont do that much, so thank you. 5 stars and a full moon for you.^_^