I Could Eat A Knob At Night Dance Remix

[Samodrei]

im fukin dying over here oh my god

[doctorwho888]

This remix is better than the one Ricky picked for his audiobook!

[TheCrazyGuyUpstairs]

Head like a fucking orange...

[MewMewAshley01]

@TheCrazyGuyUpstairs FREAKING ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MewMewAshley01]

Best. Dance. Remix. EVER.

I really hope that Ricky Gervais has seen this. If he had, he probably would of laughed his arse off. XD

[Tinnyalla]

@MewMewAshley01 He has heard it :) He used it at the end of one of the podcasts - I think it's the end of episode 6 he plays this remix :) I love it. If you want a really Dancy Remix of this check out the 'shornofspades remix' Enjoy x

[MewMewAshley01]

@Tinnyalla Ah! Brilliant! XD Exuse me, I have to go talk in a charming British accent now since I've been watching too much Karl X3

[MultiLiam5]

I could eat a knob on a stick

[godzillarslayer]

@MultiLiam5 Wanklicus you are now my right hand man!

[BoyWithCannon]

I just made and uploaded my own remix of the legendary 'I Could Eat A Knob At Night" quote, to my channel, I think it's pretty funny.

[TheDSil]

First search suggestion for "I could eat" on youtube. Brilliant!

[jamespg1993]

i just watch this episode

[BBBS]

mr pilk has a respectable ass

[QuasisLogic]

When actually put into a song, it seriously sounds like modern day lyrics. All the 'Suck my dick bitch get down on the floor' 'I can eat a knob at night' isn't too bad.

[raisinsandpeanuts]

Can he eat a knob at night then? I'm confused.

[shaggymattrocks]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i hope hes seen this

[omifical124]

MR DILKINGTON is the fucking man

[dobadobadooo]

It is hard... being... a knob.

[Nu2Daintrnet33]

Idk if i have to point this out but as a straight american male who thinks this is both hilarious and a good song i have to say the only way this could be better is if somehow it was played all throughout my country for people who dont know what a knob is, because then theyd sing this song.

[TwoRrrrr]

I KNEW IT! Someone made it :D epic.

[Hazy992]

@TwoRrrrr yeah they actually play a couple on some of the audiobooks :D

[ellagrace810]

Do we think Karl has listened to this?

[Hazy992]

@ellagrace810 yeah, it was actually on one of the audiobooks

[AHundredButterflies]

@27281brfc Imagine the people's faces and those that carried on dancing!

Oh, man alive... why wasn't I there?

[XpikoXtheXawesomeX]

haha of course this exists

[MultiLiam5]

I could eat a knob on a stick!

[littlemaster22]

To all skyrim fans, take a knob to the mouth :)

[kawadamark]

was this actually a hit on dance clubs??

[DuckHeadlolz]

@kawadamark I want to know too

[Moonshinedistiller]

lol this is sick

[b0do89]

ofc someone actualy did the remix :|

[eataknobatnight]

funny

[ObeyTom]

I used to eat nobs in the day, then I took an arrow in the knee. Now I eat them at night.

[iamsaschaheyya]

So the very fact all these comments are exasperating me has brought me to the conclusion of deciding to write a little comment myelf. All this is designed for is a little tune to cheer people up. There are obviously certain individuals who are entitled to their own opinion but when your descriminating people due to their grammatical errors a boundary has been crossed. Press play listen to the music and put your obviously high intellect to good use and use it where it is more appropriate. Jesus!!

[t3rum]

This is fucking awesome.

[ImThraxx]

i could eat a knob at niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiihgt

[ImThraxx]

it is 'ard eatin' ; a knob

[MusicalBlonde1]

LOL

[madduck09]

I hate it when the two most liked things are basically the same... :/

[Hwarming]

Oh god this is great

[RaiderGames]

LMAO LOL

[TubsyPorkins]

when it gets to the bit 'i could eat a knob on a stick' i just can't hold back hysterics

[FakeandGay55]

13 people are eating knobs at like, half past seven in the morning

[kylefer]

Lol I have all of this guys books, their great! Karlology is great to read at college.

[Maza650]

@kylefer Just read that one, I woke my housemates up laughing like a madman.

[kylefer]

@Maza650 Yeah, I was lookin his books up and read the first sentence of one of the previews, books.google.com/books?isbn=07­56674573...

Karl Pilkington - 2008 - Humor - 224 pages

7th June 1665 This day, I see two or three houses marked with blood, painting a cross upon the doors

And I had to buy it. If you laughed at my comment you probably shouldn't buy the books, you might wind up dead from asfyxiation.

[pr0kris]

@kylefer

Their great what?

[kylefer]

@pr0kris I am sorry, I refuse to answer this comment out of the sheer lack of intellect it took to write it. If you have no idea what a book is, you more then likely are illiterate, and probably should not be typing anything to anyone on youtube. Think, before you make yourself out to be a complete idiot.

[kylefer]

@pr0kris Your intellect is showing a little bit as well as your commend indicates that you correct people on the internet, which usually means you have a false sense of security and scrounge around looking for anyone who has made a grammatical error in thier writings so you can boast yourself as the smart one to correct them.

Whatever makes you feel better, and yes, my profile has been deemed top notch, which is why I am a youtube partner, and you are not.

[troublemakir]

@kylefer "anyone who has made a grammatical error in THEIR writings" you mean.

[MusicalBlonde1]

@troublemakir grow up and quit being such a baby. Enjoy the video and quit poking on peoples comments. Just shows how immature you really are.

[troublemakir]

@MusicalBlonde1 Then you come you respond to everything I say?

[kylefer]

@troublemakir "Then HOW come you respond to everything I say?" You mean.

[antoinefuckyou]

@kylefer I think what @pr0kris was getting at was you saying 'Lol I have all of this guys books, their great!'

Their is the possessive, the correct term is 'they're great' as it is 'they are'.

Your comment on him being illiterate is therefore slightly ironic.

[MusicalBlonde1]

@antoinefuckyou Do not make comments antoinefuckyou if you don't know what you are talking about. Just because grammatical errors on the interwebs botherz yu, does not necessarily mean that it bothers everyone else. This is not the place to correct people, it is where people come to relax and type simple comments. What is worse, is you posted this comment on a video that involves Karl Pilkington, as if you expected everyone who watches this video to be at university level english.

[antoinefuckyou]

@MusicalBlonde1 My intention was not to harp on about grammatical errors, I'm no internet troll. The point I was making was the initial grammar error that pr0kris brought up (the 'their' when it should have been 'they're' moment) was responded to in a very rude way. I found it funny how the person calling him illiterate had, in fact, misunderstood what he was saying and assumed that he didn't know what a book was.

That said, I'm going back to listening to this hilarious tune.

[MusicalBlonde1]

@antoinefuckyou Either way it did show the person did not know what the books were, assuming he meant he laughed at the fact that he figured the books were actually good reads considering they are from Karl Pilkington, a man who would say "I could eat a knob at night." I don't think any Grammatical errors were even pointed out in that comment, that seems to be something you picked up on entirely by yourself.

With that said, I'm going back to listening to this hilarious tune.

[kylefer]

@MusicalBlonde1 I see alot of arguing goin on about a comment I made long ago hitting my inbox every now and then. Let my statement be the foible of the two points, and hopfully bring the terminate of the conversation.

From the information gathered, I simply see that the two of you have valid points, and give valid statements backing them up, though each have foibles flawing them, from what I gather the point is clear.

Do not decry people based on their typing style alone.

[MrJoshuaengstrom]

Ahhh good ol' garageband loops. Pure gold.

[UnawareJoeyo]

easily the best version ive heard

[TheLewis1745]

dont give a shit karl pilkington is a fucking legend xD 

[ZedNetz]

i like the bit where karl says he could eat a knob at night

[Spriteimations]

LOL!!! Listening to the pocast, and then came to youtubeXD!!!

[shadowmandc]

i know all the words

[NAFIANNA10]

this is kind of catchy

[peterthefsh]

i could eat a knob on a stick- no posts mention this

[jewellx80]

I love you Karl!! haha

[HomemadeIndie]

And they actual did what gervais asked in the podcasts lol.

[johnkrois]

@HomemadeIndie yep.. that's how i came here :)

[MaximTurrent]

haha i love the cheeky 'i could eat a knob on a stick' thrown in every now and then

[dzhurma]

Oh btw, Jellyfish....Do we need em?

[Michin725]

@dzhurma Subtle ;) x

[Maafa1619]

I'm sure this is funnier if "knob" means something where you live.

[Shivemaster]

@Maafa1619 It means penis.

[Maafa1619]

@Shivemaster I knew what it meant in England. My point was that it means nothing here. So there isn't the same visceral reaction as if K.P. had said, for instance, I could eat a dong at night.

[Michaelsundell]

@Maafa1619 Only if you're an idiot.

[Maafa1619]

@Michaelsundell Fuck off you stupid Swedish meatball. You're not even from an English speaking country, mort mort mort. 

[snowdelay]

hahahaha I love people sometimes

[oioioioi98h]

hahahaha

[wigganegg]

13 people eat knobs during the day.

[AnnatarYoung]

Crafted of 100% pure Pilkington goodness.

[kw1994suede]

it is 'ard, eatin' a knob

[ilovepancakeswithjam]

best thing ever made by humanity hahahaa

[lrishRebeI]

lol

[bennihana123]

Funky house beat

[kareokefrog]

I like the part when he said, "I could eat a knob at night."

[silorakops]

yes, yes you could...

[SluzBag1993]

The bald orangely-round headed manc twat can't eat a knob in the day

[teamstarpug]

oh god I laughed so hard. This video must have stiff competition with all the other remixes out there though. This one really gets the blood pumping. Erection.

[livingdeadgrl18]

The echo "Eat a knob at night" is the best!

[wearethefuture3030]

bloomin brillyant

[MattyEvison95]

get a bit of rice on ya belly

[OccultVII]

EPIC! i was so hoping to find a mix of this. shame you forgot the "high energy beat".

[Everyman1337]

ULTIMATE THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

[WardyYNWA]

It's easy once you remember that it's just a foodage :D

[goldfieldguardians]

This song has to be on every party. The BEST!

[88FingersEddward]

This is better than everything. Not only is it better than everything in the fields of YouTube videos or dance remixes, but everything. I don't think I've ever fallen out of my chair laughing while simultaneously dancing to an epic Karl Pilkington song. You win the internet, my friend. You win.

[shakerpop123ybh]

13 people don't eat knobs at night

[TheGeorgespider12]

i just love it good job

[ijreilly01]

incredible

[AbdulTaufik97]

what a song but cant sing it infront families; ]

[blazinggig89]

i noticed ricky gervais also said this phrase on the same podcast, someone make a duo! act xD

[BigRalphFiennesFan]

someone do a

'ting its way up the tube' remix please!!!!!!!

[TjMoon91]

@BigRalphFiennesFan Haha not a bad idea, i'll give it a shot. Which show was this again?

I have just made a song and used some smaples from the Ricky Gervais Guide to The Arts. To anyone interested: /watch?v=F0MnNIx0Gck

[MultiLiam5]

How long did it take bognorboy to make this vid?

[Tukan777]

My mates looked strange at me when I was singing this to myself last night on my way home.

[AMCope37]

I love Karl, just watched this episode and did a google search. I just knew someone remixed it.

[dallanization]

12 people eat knobs in the morning

[DoctorKandosii]

Great I spat booze all over my keyboard because I was laughing so hard.

[sketchingpencils]

@DoctorKandosii alcoholic?

[DoctorKandosii]

@sketchingpencils No, I lack the dedication for any long term substance abuse.

[sketchingpencils]

@DoctorKandosii Haha

[AsbestosLLJK]

They played two remixes in the episode. This was the one they played at the very end if memory serves

[AsbestosLLJK]

@AsbestosLLJK at least in the Podcast version - haven't watched the animated version

[alacka97]

In the middle of that episode i had to pause it and get on youtube looking for someone that did this. Im laughing my ass of right now!!! Amazing job!

[Skimpsnable]

@alacka97 SAME LOLOL . <3

[Onariman48]

They should release this as a single for christmas.

[as8906]

this would have been perfect if it included gervais saying "bollocks" every once in a while

[ronoc9]

I used to think it was "I could eat a knob ALL night", because that at least made SOME sense, but I suppose this is Karl Pilkington were talking about, lol.

[RandomAbbie99]

Hope this was sent to the ricky gervais show! they'd piss at this :')

[Joshm226]

@RandomAbbie99 It was, it featured on series one of their podcast =]

[doublecrosspenguin]

10 People Couldn't Eat a Knob at Night

[DnBNemo]

I lol'd.

[scurley12]

hahahaha, it iz ard eating knoib x x x

[funkyorenge]

"is ard eating a knob" lolz

[jwktje]

I could eat a knob on a stick!

0:59

[PaveLowPat01]

Oh god someone went and did it....

[Tinnyalla]

This was used as the winner for the knob at night remix. It didn't win anything, but was played at the end of the next weeks podcast. Everyone should download the podcasts, Guides to, and radio shows - they are Gold. But as you're listening to this, I'm assuming most people already have.

[BZLPS3ROB]

Listened to the podcast and knew someone had to have made one! Soooo funny, you know Karl Pilkington only has 1 GCSE in history, at grade E

[LeoRikimaru]

This is by far the best remix of the quote I've heard. Genius.

[CookieMagicx]

this made my day :D

[Holziey126]

I want this played at my wedding, 18th, funeral and 21st haha

[Holziey126]

NO WAY THEY MADE IT INTO A SONG LMAO

[Schwartzhund]

It is 'ard

[hypedpotential]

hahaha, just heard the podcast and thought someone would have definitely made a video about it on youtube.

[kentobeatbox]

@hypedpotential Same thing i just thought and boy o boy is youtube amazing

[adam4757]

I hope you sent this to Gervais. It's hilarious.

[reedw97]

Hope? This was featured on the Ricky Gervais show, you knob-eater.

[adam4757]

@reedw97 Which series/ episode? And yes, I am partial to the occasional knob at night.

[fmcnally]

@adam4757 i think this was played at the end of one of the podcasts

im sure of it

[FrustratedSheep]

@adam4757 it was featured on his podcast once. f*ckin sweet

[misterladiesman217]

did u send this in

[Schwartzhund]

Perfect transition from conversation to beat in the beginning!

[rockyfan94]

haha, this is the one i remember from the podcasts and when i clicked it on i was hoping it was this one.

[CookiesOrGetOut]

This just doesn't make sense in any context :L

[HyggiHyffi]

best ringtone I've ever had!

[TELFORD88]

i could eat a knob at night!

[sqonky1]

where. can. i. download. this.

[MrJake364]

@sqonky1 Youtube downloader.

[robyoung1245]

he didn't seem to keen on them camel testicles at night.

[Shadow1071]

lol someone needs to dubstep this

[TLGProduktions]

@Shadow1071 i might do this as hardcore or maybe dubstep if i wanna :P



[pikachu625]

@TLGProduktions Do it :D

[MistaMase102]

lmaaaaooo pleeeaase tell me you sent this in to them. ricky asked on the show if someone cud remix it to then send it in. plz send it in lol itl b so funny

[blueb0g]

@MistaMase102 this was played during one of the season 1 episodes.

[MistaMase102]

@blueb0g was it? lol do you know which one?

[montaguejoe]

my bible



[buffy5295]

LOLLL

[OperationMindPhuk]

haha just watched it, didnt actually think there would be a mix haha! kudos!

[Padgeify]

@OperationMindPhuk hahahaha me too my gf owes me a fiver lol