Bud Light Commercial - Men Invented Everything

[ognimoddd]

women invented the kitchen

[ognimoddd]

men did invent almost everything. But unfortunately, we do need women to satisfy our horniness and to give birth to more males. HOO-AH

[RowingMango91]

huge commercial

[zerospicon]

hilarious commercial. +1

[KickenItOldSchool]

Look at you stupid women getting butthurt over a commercial that didn't even air. no wonder men are so much better....

[sullinatore]

Why are you people so sensitive? It's a funny joke, stop making it seem like a friggen conspiracy. You should all just drink a BL and chill out. haha

I really dont understand how from this commercial sprouted a conversation about the emasculation of males... You guys really need to spend more time off of youtube and in the real world.

[citizen773]

the funny thing is he's speaking the truth

[NezumiKuro]

This ad is disgusting. I would never ever let my sons see this. I wouldn't want them to think this is normal.

[Lottanubs]

@NezumiKuro hello angry mom,

shouldn't you be at a spa?

or perhaps a Tupperware party?

[NezumiKuro]

@Lottanubs Oh, but that would be my husband's job.  He invented them after all.

And actually I'm neither a Mom or a wife. I just ment IF I had a son. I would want him to be smarter than the idiots in this commercial.

[streetcarjay]

It's Ted Lange from the Love Boat

[AutumnDevi]

Ugh, the one thing I CAN credit these commercials with is pushing the forced gender divide so far into people's faces that they can't help but get angry...and for the record, I do have a group of guy friends who identify as egalitarians who HATE commercials like this. You guys going "AHAHA sooo true! those f'ing women and their shit!" have no idea how much you are playing into what others have decided is "right" for your gender.

[AutumnDevi]

@AutumnDevi In particular, my friend D is a 6'5" former MMA competitor who's secure with himself and his masculinity... and he wants to be a stay-at-home dad who cooks, cleans and takes care of the kids while his wife works. he also DARES brainwashed assholes like you to tell him how he's "emasculated".

[b4k4chan]

Oh, that was funny XD And that's coming from a feminist :3

[zammmerjammer]

Bud Light... invented feminism... in the 1970s...?

There are so many things wrong about that -- I don't even know where to begin.

[stig422]

look up dos equis most interesting man

[spior]

lmao too bad they make us do most of this stuff with them >,> and the online shopping rly hurts your back pocket :P

[amidoingthis]

"We invented feminism." Perfect.

[Harmin87]

I've seen guys who have no "body" whatsoever shave their arms, chest, legs etc... because they feel that's what girls prefer. And it could be attributed to the fact that companies like gillette release products like 3-in-1 body wash that allows you to shave your body in the shower as well.

I can't believe you guys can't see this. From the fact men need "special" body wash, a rugged loofah that looks like a tire, non-sticky gel, etc... Just google it. Men are being commoditized just like women

[Drumboy5165]

@Harmin87 It's called the emasculation of the male species, having the 'balls' removed without surgery. I don't participate in that manner, I think it's hilarious that a man thinks he should smell like a friggin woman to get one. Women like men, not pansies.

[marissavonnacht666]

Thats why i dont support bullshit beer.

all hail home brewers.

[maskscraper]

Women, the final unanswered question of mankind.

[ItsNotMyBong]

@Harmin: you're an idiot ... only gays would have that sort of problem. Real men don't harbor such petty things like insecurities ...

[Harmin87]

@ItsNotMyBong Really? Why are the products selling like crazy when they are no different than 20 years ago? It's still the same body wash, still the same soap. but instead Old Spice releases something called a "deck scrubber" and it sells like crazy. You neckbeards act tough on the net, but it's the truth. How many men have you now seen who worry about putting on anti-perspirant so they don't sweat, go crazy if they're gel runs out, etc...

[Harmin87]

Why wasn't this ad aired? It's a classic?

But all kidding aside, have you seen the over-commercialization of men these days?

From the Axe commercials, to the Nivea for men ones etc...

Every ad talks about how girls don;t like guys who don't use axe, bodywash, chapped lips, smooth shave, don't like greasy hair etc...

Pretty soon, men will be just as insecure as women due to this same marketing. They already have women suckered into thinking they need all this crap and now men too.

[ostapslobodian]

@Harmin87

Bullshit

Any straight guy would not feel insecure about those things

Once they start making ads like "girls don't like guys who don't use ford trucks, and drink more beer" then thats something to feel insecure about

[Cyntillation01]

@Harmin87 It's about time. Women are sick and tired of men who sit around all day drinking beer and scratching their arse.

A great smelling guy with a 6 pack abs, is SO much better than an overweight guy with a 6 pack.

Have a nice day,

Cynthia

[jayc342009]

@Cyntillation01 Men are sick of women sitting around the house all day stuffing their face with nachos.....

[Cyntillation01]

@jayc342009 For god's sake then, do something more interesting than a bag of Nachos and maybe you'll attract their attention!

[jayc342009]

@Cyntillation01 I don't want their attraction, i don't want a woman, they're all lazy and stupid.

[Cyntillation01]

@jayc342009 Then why are you wasting your time complaining about them to a woman in the comments section of a stupid video, when you could be out having a blast with your boyfriend?

[jayc342009]

@Cyntillation01 AAAhhhhh typical woman, you assume because i don''t want a woman i am gay, funny how single women are strong and independent but single men aren't men, and are gay??

[Cyntillation01]

@jayc342009 It is the repeated disdain you express for women in your comments that might lead one to conclude you could be gay. I consider a number of gay men my friends, and some of them are strong and independent, (and attractive no less), and others have their own endearing qualities. Gayness is simply not antithetical to being strong and independent. That seems to be a caricature commonly held by many heterosexuals.

Have a nice day,

Cynthia

[jayc342009]

@Cyntillation01 Maybe i was being stupid by generalising all women. "women where i live are dumb" ok?

[ByronPhillipWilliams]

@Harmin87 I solved that problem by turning the Tv off, they can't target you with advertisements if you don't watch.

[Yggdrasill4]

@Harmin87 I like to think of this shit as a karma or more appropriately, reaching a sort of singularity to equalize both sexes. When men become as insecure as women with their skin, and when women realize that men are just like them and vise versa, then their will be another revalation, and that is to not worship the other sex for the sake of what sex they are.

[joelweymouthtais]

It is an AAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD who cares about the sperm and OVUM - it was a funny ad. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR. That is the thing about zealots both on the right and the left and all over religion and atheism, zealots do not have a sense of humor and a sense of humor is a true sign of intelligence angeleyes4us200 - Men built because they can't do 1 thing a woman can do - give LIFE and sustain it. Men and women need each other - that is a self evident truth and I am thankful for women.

[hengeworks]

@joelweymouthtais

I think they mean that the penis doesn't form until later in gestation, therefore you aren't really a man until it forms. Hence, why it's harder to discern gender until at least the third trimester.

[leavearizona]

HELL YEH

[chefawkes]

this makes me feel proud to be a man

[unrescued]

this video is super funny, and it wouldn't surprise me if this were all true!

[upperumm]

Why wasn't this ad aired? It is brilliant!

[AmericaAlwaysRight]

I wish they would invent something to keep Cheryl (my wife) occupied, she nags to much! lol.

[fritzo62]

No loving wo/man cares about questions as "who is better, man or woman", what kind of crap is this? :P Love someone, have sex, have lots of babies, have fun. Together. Holy shit, i sound like one from the church. Fuck this :P

[MrOldSlacker]

They forgot to admit that while they invented all that stuff they also destroyed true beer on the alter of corporate profits.

Drink a micro brew instead.

[ICY21609]

0:41 =)))

[angeleyes4us200]

Men didn't invent femnism that was all women and it was a revolutionary movement for women rights

[rriinnnniirr]

My fucking god, do you really think we don't all know that?

[jojothebanjoman]

it's a joke, take that stick out your butt!

[LovelyYTRocks]

Hurr durr.

Name me 1 good female inventor and I'll name you 5 awesome male inventors.

[Yakenjokin]

Hahahaha,,, oh you poor sucker, you know I like idiots like you, so easy to control, throw out one little emotive tag and you fight it as if you had a gun to your head.

But as one particular corporate leader once said "Feminism was one of the best inventions of capitalism, it increases spending and profits".

Or let me put it like this, whats the best way to make sure two forces do not oppose you? Simple set them against each other by starting a rumor!

[Gumbii9]

lol, so true

[MonteLSV6]

A lady found the kevlar fiber

[HuYWoO]

While she was knitting?

[MonteLSV6]

No, she was performing an experiment I think and I believe she combined two wrong substances or something and found the new strong ass fiber

[HuYWoO]

i was trying to be sexist but hey I learnt something at the same time. HIGH 5!

[topdog7]

No thanks, guy who still high 5's.

-To HuyWoO

[HuYWoO]

HIGH 5!

[floppydisk35]

she FOUND, not invented :p

[MonteLSV6]

lol yeah that's what i posted silly =P

[floppydisk35]

oh... when watching comments in the video's page i haven't seen that lots of other comments were actually responses...

anyway, high 5 xD

[MonteLSV6]

haha yeah

lol yay high five!

[Animetalchick]

Why is everyone being so sexist O_o?! Men and women are equal. And by equal I do NOT mean all the women are better than men crap. I'm a girl and I'm tired of men being treated like crap and women being treated like crap :)

[bubupor]

ok I get ur point, but this is a joke so just take a big laugh

[amaverde610]

I'm a woman and I find this hilarious!!!!

(you should also know that i don't really like any of those things: shoes, soap operas, etc. I'd prolly be with the guys havin a cold one . . . )

[ipekatomang]

OMG mutant !!!!!

[sweetangel3001]

and we love u too lol

[dustydawg42]

Most recent invention is Scrapbooking. Allows me to go riding all the time.

[aidhalay]

Hi guys! it seems you don't come from a woman. Your mothers are women if you hadn't notice. As Obama said, I hope you could be better men and better fathers... and if don't please don't reproduce we have enough trash in the planet. Ciao

[popwar28]

That's like saying flowers come from dirt, you see it's the sperm that grows into a human being which is from a male. the female is like the dirt for the seed.

And I'm not sexist or anything I'm just pointing out how fucking stupid it is to say that shit. it takes a MAN and a woman to reproduce. so don't act like omg you came from a woman if it weren't for women you wouldn't be here.

[martinsvv]

saying the woman is like dirt and the man is the flower thats just retarded man :P the woman does all the work with birth, acctually woman dont need men to produce babies anymore because of all this new tecnology but without the woman mankind would die out ..

[popwar28]

i know haha. i wasnt saying they where dirt, just that you need both. and im not sure where you heard that but thats bull. it would be possible to make an artificial womb. but it would be impossible to make synthetic sperm. not saying it would be ideal just that you got it backwards.

[martinsvv]

dude i think my biologi teacher knows more about that than you do ... :P

[martinsvv]

what you're thinking about is more like cloning you cant make a baby with just sperm :P

[alBoorack]

dudet like lighten up.....we bug you because we love you!

no need for all the rage.

[slyster12]

Lol man.Maybe you need a new biology teacher.

[martinsvv]

man do you know what sperm is ? its genes 50 % of the genes is from the man and 50 % is from the woman. pluss the woman got a womb. do you know that humans are born as girls before you get the Y cromosone that makes you a dude so dont try to tell me that im wrong when im not :P

[freacking111]

youre stupid. the y-chromosom is in the spermium, that gets to the "egg" (dont know the word im german). there are two types of sperm male (x) and female (y) and the "egg" is always x

[martinsvv]

Well yeah everyone starts out as a girl but grows a penis later when you get the Y kromosone i know about these things dont play smart :P

[aj19bcx]

are you fuckin kidding me!? the y chromosome is in some sperm. as soon as the sperm meets the egg it forms a zygote which will divide and multiply until it forms a person. guys do not start as girls and then get the y chromosome, guys get the y chromosome way before becoming recognizable as people, as soon as the egg and sperm meet to form the zygote. take a high school biology class and get back to me.

[freacking111]

idiot where do you get the sperm

[zoddie]

this is basic truth...most of the shit women find important is just shit that keeps them occupied, no woman has invented anything of any value without at the very least help from a man.

Keep your obscure female inventions to yourselfs...No man really cares.

[chuj00]

as sarcastic as it sounds its probably honestly the truth.

[JOAOBUNITAO]

are your females actually offended by this stop being so god damn emotional you whores look at all the crap on tv making men look dumb making the wife the head of the house because it wrong for a man to be a man these days men created everything now your want equality?

[RobertGary1]

Its women that got rid of all the cool cheerleader shots before the commercials at football games. Damn them.

[HuYWoO]

YOU GO GIRL!

[funkike]

I ment the women... the reason of all men that have lived in this world!!! with out them we would't have come to this life... I love you woman!

[JOAOBUNITAO]

yes but with out us they wouldent be alive ether i know your a virgin so let me tell you how it works you need sperm to create a baby

[firethower99]

eheheheheh!!!!!!!!1

[funkike]

i agree... even though they drag about being smarter .. lets take a look at history man has invented almost every thing...medicin, technology, hobbies you know most sports, though we have to admit nothing would make sence with out them!

[acaspers]

hahaha!! these are so funny!

[kygena]

EPIC!!

[loneshewolf74]

Women are from Venus... Men are Idiots.

[yomonkey3]

lol this vids hilarious XD

[AirGuitarSolos]

Headcrab

[adamsworld]

without women there would be no men, and without men there would be no women. god made us in such a way that we need each other for survival. but i disagree when feminists say men and women are the same,wer equal but not the same, we both have different natural abilities essential for life! therefore it equals out :)

[Loyadd]

@adamsworld you people reeeeeally gotta let go of this crap, it's getting old.. if you want your argument taken seriously, leave god out of it...

[ohmyitsIZZY]

yeah? what aboutstephanie kwolek, who invented Kevlar. what about Gertrude Belle Elion? she invented a drug to fight cancer. and Hedy Lamarr, who invented a code that helped fight the Nazi's.

GOD! i am so tired of men being sexist pigs!

[Supresso]

ohmyitslZZY.....so you came up with 3 exampels of women inventions.....hurraaa =P

[bmw295]

ahahhahaha femenists make me laugh. Saying that men are sexist pigs is a sexist statement :O

[greggcartwright1991]

we just gave you those, we made them really but we felt sorry for you so we gave you the credit XD

[dybeen]

You're taking this commercial way too seriously.

[cosibiza]

omyitsIZZY...don't bother. they're probably all twelve year olds who think being sexist makes them look big and clever. :)

[dybeen]

Yes, because being snide and insulting really scores high on the mature scale.

[cosibiza]

Hmmm...I didn't know "twelve year old" was classed as an insult.

[mattydg]

you know wats worst than a male sexist pig?

a woman who wont do what she's told!

[jespersschmidt]

So thats 3 for women, and 1.000.000 for men. You want equal rights? Join the army.

[r4scuache]

lol, dude that makes so much sense

[AirGuitarSolos]

Hedy Lamarr? Isn't that the name of Kleiner's pet headcrap in Half-Life 2? lol, i'm gonna get bashed for this

[D2theLux]

It's from the Mel Brooks movie Blazing Saddles. There is a character named Hedly Lamar and everyone calls him Hedy. Then he shouts back "It's Hedly!" That's the only thing I know it from.

[nerovsdante911]

hahaha yes it is

[randomwilard]

Love it

[maesilverstein]

Hahaha. That's hilarious

[jadou88]

this is probably the most touching cumorcial i have ever seen ty budlight

THE WORLD WOULDNT HAVE BEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOURHELP hahahahahha

[Whyavier]

How do you know this was not aired?

Also, why does he say "the saga began in 1922" and later say that the institute has existed since the invention of the telephone (invented in the 1870s)?

[sackboy82]

As much as this commercial is meant to be a joke, there's a lot of truth to it. Men DO invent everything. All throughout history we make the cars, the buildings, the movies, the video games, the armies, the governments. Women just use the things we make.

[bushman1518]

And yet women still say were stupid...

Women are always complaining and whining and always wanting stuff and if you don't give it to them, oh man, watch out.

[Rachiann]

gay

[LojakZeRo]

ALL HAIL MEN!!!

[leethedragon235]

no

ALL HAIL BRITANIA!!!!!!!!

[cjp2107]

all hail sparta!!!!!!!!

[bassplayeroceanside]

Gloria Steinem just watched this. She is having an aneurysm right now.

Hahahahaha

True to the comments below. Don't show this to Miss Headcase

[youdamanyoudaman]

its true and i agree with spike hell ya ps dont show your wife this or your girl freind than say thats all so true youl get your ass kicked across the room and down the stairs i said it to my girl freind dont do it man.

[angiehogan8]

Curious about the comment about it being unaired. It was definitely played during the coveted halftime slot on Canadian networks for Superbowl that year. And, I remember quite well receiving the residual check for at least one 6 week ad cycle :-D

[GdbuB]

ahahahahah OMG very creative!

[KuyaMo27]

haha.... this is funny! haha

[foxfire1112]

this is so intense... brought a tear to my eye

[Spikezx7]

I whispered *thank you* to the screen at the end. They've done so much for us.

[Chrisallo]

It's really true, men invented everything that women enjoy, and even the very things that help save the lives of millions of women, such as surgeries and cancer treatments. I think women need to realize that men established their very lives.

[Chrisallo]

It's really true, men invented everything that women enjoy, and even the very things that help save the lives of millions of women, such as surgeries and cancer treatments. I think women need to realize that men established their very lives.

[captaintripps6969]

While it is funny I'd hate to be in the commercial itself. I doubt many of them have gotten laid since...... :-D

[InalielAirotciv]

LMAO the best insofar is "We invented feminism!" What's next? Lesbianism? >>

[Spikezx7]

no. we want to keep them occupied for a day, not stop them from having sex with us. They create things that will keep them occupied so we could play golf during the day but then come home and sex them up at night. Lesbianism kills that dream.

[fsas44]

ive seen that a hundred times

[cloaked1ofdarkness]

i agree deadrising789 his voice sounds very idk echoy/far/hipnotysing or subliminal as its called

[honder001]

its so true i wish i was part of the bud light institute (note: when he said a round of golf with your buddies thats another reason its called bud light )

[johnsmith3210]

"We invented feminism"

LMAO

[rlaproductions]

This makes me proud.

[shadowseek]

unaired? I totally saw this on TV a hundred times..

[DeadRising789]

it felt like there waz something subliminal about the part when at the last 2 seconds he said 'this calls for a bud light'.

[ericastheshit]

Fuck this

[innerglory]

wohoo fuk you!

[idrinkredbull]

A day at the spa - 1984 LOL