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  • You guys need a lot of work, but it's not as bad as some of the comments here make it sound.

    They're cool jam tunes, a lot of folk influence, though I can't make out the lyrics.

    I think you're getting some grief from the hardcore metal community.

    It's a nice gig. Just work on your sound more than your power. Power comes from coordination and control, not from the stomp box. All the best to your band. Good to see you enjoying it.

  • thanks chemical yogi, be sure to send your criticism in a stamped envelope back to late 2005 :P

    There is no folk influence, that was a one-off and it was a song commenting on some assholes at our previous gig, it was an in-joke to the audience. And that's the only problem, people on here flocking to see in-jokes they'll never understand.......

  • OMFG you are fucking horrible. I think there is something mentally wrong with you people. I hope you all burn, or instead end up committing suicide. :)

  • This actually isn't half bad, though not totally my cup o' tea. It's funny how so many people hate this JUST because you make fun of bands that do actually suck. You guys are no Iron Maiden, but are by no means bad.

  • Oh my...you are indeed a hypocrite.

  • this shit is garbage btw

  • tell it to early 2006 speedy gonzales XD

  • i put my dick in a torta!

  • Oh...and nice breakdown !

  • Really cool, pretty nice song.

    Nice singing dude! ^^

  • bull shit!

    you're totally crap!

  • Wargazm reminds me of Wargasm.

  • which one, the old defunct Thrash band wargasm,  or the underground French extreme metal band wargasm?

  • finland black metal band. anyway i like your band lol. yea i dont like a7x

  • you guys for some reason sound really loose. do you pay much attention to timing?

  • ....well I'm pretty sure ANY band who were together for 3 months would sound pretty "loose".

    Or do you demand that all 17 year olds playing in local bands sound like fucking Rush or something?.....

  • funny, i saw a bunch of 16-18 year olds in a metalcore band who were very tight and musically sound, playing really cheap instruments, and using a mic they got for 5 bucks. maybe back to the practice area. apparently your drummer sucks cause you twats can't keep time.

  • however the downside was they were a metalcore band....no matter how tight they are it's gonna suck just as bad xD

    Age is pretty irrelivent....as I said at this point when the video was recorded (exactly 3 years ago today weirdly enough) we had been a band for about.......3 months? October the same year we headlined the cities largest venue on a bill with several oher local bands which sold out and filled a 500 capacity venue.

    Kindly swivel on it.

  • did you even watch this video because I can't hear people booing and laughing....

  • thats cuz ur horrible music is starting 2 mess wid ur ears !! HAHA

    I cant beleive u can make fun of bands when ur like that

  • man this is cool

    i wish i had a band like urs

    where can i get the audio version?

    dou have athor songs?

  • loads. the myspace address is myspace/wargazmhateyou we do have a recently studio recorded version of K-V-L-T, the first song on here "Charlie" was just an in-joke about the singer from another local band and it went over most peoples heads...

  • that's some talent there! lol.

  • crap

  • i started to watch this cause i thought it would be good. i was WAY off. the singer starts banging his head like they are hardcore or something. more like something equal to green day hahahha anyway bad choice on my part.

  • is this supposed to be a joke...?

  • hahahahaha ^^

  • People are moving like from Night of The Living Dead... Graghhh!

  • oh well then.

    Make a band and show me how it's done, either that or shut the fuck up.

    one of the 2.

  • alright next month ill have videos up of my band...but im sure your going to say it sucks...just cause.

  • Anarchistnation....I think it's pretty well established no-one really gives a shit whatever the fuck you're ranting on about.

    If we wanted to see the spastic rantings of an Anglophobic right-wing man-child we could look on basically ANY video on this fucking site full of morons.

  • lmao u suk who the fuk is singing. total bull shit.

  • You spend hours making fun of other bands, But your own band sucks. Im gonna make an interpretation of this. LOL

  • go ahead. I think you'll find I sing way to clearly and you'll end up getting 95% of the lyrics right. Like the other 2 guys who tried to do it before you....

  • you realise the camera was pretty near the front.....but please, keep trying harder to come up with insults, it's actually rather fun seeing you desperately try like the little train going "I think I can etc."

    except in your case...you really really can't...

  • No this is not at a school...

    well if getting someone means desperately making up stuff then yeah you did.

    Go back to hot topic you little pussy, if anarchy broke out you'd be the first one crying in a corner shitting yourself.

  • who said shut up.. all i hear was a weird noise.. made by the sound of constapation.. oh nooo theres a guy who has metalica and trivium in the same name.. oww now i gotta burn someone

  • no one likes you, and don't say your mummy..

    she doesn't count.

  • I've got a really funny joke.

    Paranoidave.

    Tis good isn't it?

  • and you're saying that Trivium sucks...you guys are a joke...a bad joke....

  • ...no they didn't....

    You're REALLY trying to hard to find stuff wrong with it....that noise you heard was our mate Ben going "yuuurghhh"

  • Intro to KVLT = Odin's Warriors?

  • omg it sounds like a dying moose!

  • but to rag on bands like avenged and trivium and then to have no substance yourself is a little bit pompous, I'm not supporting them or anything, they suck, but why go to the extent of making videos etc. if you're not actually bothered or even capable of playing metal?

  • of course I'm bothered and capable...just search here for the "knergeizer" video.

    Where I live is hardly a major city, so understand it's hard enough to find people into extreme metal, let alone people who are into it that play instruments....and besides, who says you have to play a genre of music to know anything about it?

  • Mate, I can hear girls laughing above your band :./ what's going on man I thought you were into metal?..

  • I am....does that mean I have to play metal regardless of the musical input of the other 2/3rds of the band?

  • hahaha you guys rip on trivium and then say that this is better?

    you blow

  • in my opinion this is better than trivium... O_O WAY better.. coz at least it sounds like thier balls have droped..

  • Wow and this guy took the piss out of Trivium. Shit name, Shit Sound, Shit lyrics, Shit vocals and the guitar skills of a six year old girl.

  • because I can play guitar and sing.

    You're making a lot of assumptions of a band from an isolated performance (which was by no means us at our best) from OVER A YEAR ago.

    I said you're a disgrace to the WORD pwned...not to the world.

    although I guess this also makes you a disgrace to the English language.

  • how can a 18 year old non-virgin be a 40 year old virgin?

    You're a disgrace to the word pwned...kids these days think they can just spout some retarded nonsense, add pwned at the end, and somehow it's supposed to be an insult?

  • god this is garbage, just dreadful terrible garbage.

  • surfs up

  • *sigh*

    The camera doesn't show the whole hall you fucking goon.

  • it was a village hall in the middle of nowhere that just our friends were invited to.

    UNDERSTAND THAT!

  • Everyone who's not a band member (or quite stupid) understands that!!

  • You brought this hate upon yourself. You trash bands that are far better than yours, and despite how much I hate emo music, I'd rather listen to that crap than your lame-ass homage to Scorpions.

  • cock

  • 40 year old virgin comes to mind

    you suck dick you dickweed

    your a knobless knob

    ok we're done

  • what the fuck are yu being serious?

    your getting booed you jebend shit face

    they must have been drinking from expensive beer bottles or they would be in your face you fat prick shit douche

    how are you not being kicked off stage

    your not worthy to even kiss the ground that trivium as i lay dying or any good metal band walks on

    i hope you die you smelly shit

    xx

  • we;re not getting booed you idiot...otherwise no-one would have shown up to our gig...

  • there are like 4 people there, so that your mum and 3 other people that walked in by accident?

  • yup...people sure walk into village halls in the midle of nowhere BY ACCIDENT!

    and this might surprise you that cameras DON'T ACTUALLY CAPTURE THE WHOLE ROOM!

    You should remove yourname and give it to someone who CAN actually "pwn" things..because right now it's being wasted on a little scrotum.

  • oh a little scrotum, i sure got pwned there

  • ooh sarcasm!!!!

    what next mister "1337 pwner" an image macro from 4chan?

    OH SHIT!!

  • when your band is good and you're less of a twat i think it would be more acceptable for you to be let out into the community but until then i have better things to do, such as count the blades of grass in a nearby field. So, ape man, i look forward to insulting you when you evolve into something that resembles a human

    enjoy being shit and you may want to get some lessons coz you sure as hell need them

  • wow how long did that take you to think up....must have been a TERRIBLE strain for you to write an insult that didn't consist of "dick loving queer faggot sucking n00b"

    fucking geek...at least counting grass you'll be outside for a change.

  • hmm reminds me of LAI LAI HEI.... i wonder why

  • dunno which one you are, but you played quite well. congrats.

  • singer

  • cool

  • seroisly Trivium would just rip ur balls off...if u have any.

  • dude how can u dis trivium and then sound like this??

  • not bad, emo fag is still my favorite. and guys loosen up ffs!! i like the bands they make fun of but im not going to be a little dickweed about it

  • I about died laughing at this video. The simple fact that you rip up Trivium, then post this crappy ass video is hilarious. Oh, and you think you're that much smarter than all of us as well. You should slap your singer for sucking it up, then tune your guitar. Your strings are three notes out of tune. Peace out, dickwad.

  • 3 notes out of tune?

    do you even have ANY FUCKING CLUE what you're talking about?

  • this sucks an absolute ass

  • you diss bands when you have no music tallent what so ever, go home and rethink youre life

  • right...so I'm not the best lead guitarist in the world...THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS I'M SCHTOOPPPID!

    Go fuck a porcupine you waste of my air.

    Trivium would honestly kill several nuns to right a song as catchy as anything I could toss up in 5 minutes.

  • this was uploaded 2 months before the trivium video......are you really that dumb that you cannot grasp this concept!?

  • Thats a pretty dumb comment for various reasons.

    - paying to learn an instrument makes it not fun and means I'm just a clone of someone elses technique.

    - Whether you find Trivium better or worse than us is subjective to opinion

    - Nobody can Solo like Trivium, because Trivium son't even solo like trivium, They solo like every mainstream thrash band of the 80's.

  • you obviously have no ability for thought. period.

  • What I just read there is...

    "I don't know you but I'm insulting you because you insult people who you don't know!!"

    ...need I say more?

  • first you dickwads insult trivium and now you insult all music with this pitiful pile of utter bullshit (im sorry if i had offended any bullshit) your just some jelous fat guy who cant get his bug break so you insult good bands like trivium just beacause there better than you take a fucking hint from all the other abusive comments made and get a life or waste it by playing world of warcraft (sorry to people who play that)

  • not good at all

  • i realise you have heard this before, but you truly are a cunt. your band is amazingly pathetic. trying to make a name for yourself by writing off good bands, and using their popularity to get your tasteless videos viewed is sad.

    ps. which one is you in this video? i need someone to direct my hatred towards.

  • How am I dissing other bands to get attention when this video was uploaded 3 months before any of the interpretation videos.

    And besides it's not like I'm FORCING people to watch is it?

    and if you can't figure out which one is me then really..you do suck.

  • this shit fucking sucks go die and your talking shit about trivium wtf? i should go there and fucking kick your ass

  • you like anime.

    This means you possess no bodily strength whatsoever....against 3 guys you don't really stand much of a chance do you?

  • this is pitiful

    -compliments of Special Bus(my good metal band)

  • All I'm gonna say is "Special Bus" is a good description of your music....

  • I can't believe you have the testies to judge other accomplished bands while you have your own band that looks to be about as successful as a piece of shit wrapped in tin foil asshat. i mean seriously what type of music DO YOU LIKE, cuz i don't believe i found any although i may have just overlooked it. please enlighten all of us on your opinion of a "good band." until that time kindly gtfo.

  • fukin gay fags put shit on TRIVIUM poofs dont know wtf metal is by the sounds of it frekin pussy no balls

  • well captain genius if you can give me a good reason why a Tongue in cheek rock band would play metal....

  • hehe I dig this shit

  • still 1000000000000000 times more metal than trivium and as i lay blowing balls dying

  • oh my fucking god...U guys are WWAAAYYYYYYY AAAWWEEESSSSOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!­!!!!!.....ah fuck it who am i kidding, u pussies fuken suk, and u have the nerve to pay out trivium and A7x and as i lay dying.. wtf

  • u fucking there is no word for how bad u are

  • u reaaly can't sing, this SUCKS, TRIVIUM FTW!!!!

  • can you post a video of yourself singing live?

    if not then kindly go eat your own feces.

  • I'm gonna come straight out and admit "Charlie" is a load of utter wank that we thought would be funny and was executed Poorly.

    "KVLT" however owns you, your pets, and your mothers tasty wargazm-jizm covered face.

  • i think most people are missing the point of your music Paranoid...i enjoy the hell out of it, it's origional, it sounds surreal.

  • Your kidding? Triviums shit, and this is what you have?

    YOU SUCK, MATT HEAFY COULD PLAY BETTER THAN YOU WITH A SORE THROAT AND A 1 STRINGED UNTUNED BANJO!!

  • Your kidding? Triviums shit, and this is what you have?

    YOU SUCK, MATT HEAFY COULD PLAY BETTER THAN YOU WITH A SORE THROAT AND A 1 STRINGED UNTUNED BANJO!!

  • Your kidding? Triviums shit, and this is what you have?

    YOU SUCK, MATT HEAFY COULD PLAY BETTER THAN YOU WITH A SORE THROAT AND A 1 STRINGED UNTUNED BANJO!!

  • Your kidding? Triviums shit, and this is what you have?

    YOU SUCK, MATT HEAFY COULD PLAY BETTER THAN YOU WITH A SORE THROAT AND A 1 STRINGED UNTUNED BANJO!!

  • HOLY SHIT! U GUYS SUCK!

  • You guys suck balls man... my sister can do better and shes 7 years old. Just to say, don't give up your day job, you'll get nowhere with this band.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOL BLASTING TRIVIUM BUT THEY DANCES AND PLAY LIKE WOUNDED DUCKS lol!!!!

  • haha look at everyone standing just looking at you. HAHAH. k ive been to a trivium concert. i didnt hear them mess up. and.. guess what! you cant even dis on trivium anymore because they hardly scream now.. if any. Pick up The crusade. Good album.

  • The crusade is a better coaster than it is an album.

    fact.

    and you're comparing a bands 4th gig ever o an established band....I bet you didn't even watch it to the second song..

    retard.

  • me and my friends can play better ~

    and we are around 13-14 :D

  • thats nice....but it's not like "emo fag" is a very technical song...hell I've taught it to people who've never picked up a guitar.

    Just because all 3 of us CAN play well...doesn't mean we have to for the sake of it. It wouldnt add anything to an already catchy and awesome song.

  • If you infact CAN play well, then play it, or else you make fucking asses out of yourself. Not to be an ass, but it's a fact. If you won't play well, you'll get nowhere with this band

  • yup...Bands lke The ramones, U2, The kinks, Weezer and Therapy? all made it because they all did nothing but non-stop shredding.

    There is no way any self respecting songwriter would substitue a good melody for unnessecary showboating.

  • the kinks weezer shreding dont think so mate none of those bands made it cus they shred none of them shred. o yea this band suck

  • waaaay to get the sarcasm in my comment.

  • way to judge us from a year old video captain fuckstick :D

  • lol u suck ass, trivium beat u any day fags

  • you know what.

    I would love to have seen Trivium perform after being formed for 3 months :)

  • oh my god... You made those interpretations while you dont have ANY fuckin idea of music. You and your band SUCK!!! You are a fuckin loser. Good hint: GO KILL YOURSELF BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT, RETARD ASSHOLE!

  • no fan of "Job For A Cowboy" has the right to call anything boring....

  • 1. we never said we were metal.

    2. can you show me your band considering you said you have to be in a good band to say negative stuff about other bands.

    3. Also take up your petty name arguement with Katatonia (because Catatonia won't be pleased) and Bewitched (for the sake of disbanded Irish pop wank b*witched)

  • I respect you answer back, and I respect your attempts, but I also am one of the few who know you're a gag band to some extent. I don't like or dislike your music, it is not my forte. You stick up for metal though, at least you're right about Trivium, and I like that you take it too far. Nevertheless, I must say I am not very fond of Wargazum, but at least you're more real then Trivium ever will be.

  • both of those songs suck ass. you couldn't win a battle of the bands (which matt heafy did when he was 15) if you were the only ones performing. Did you write these songs? Why? they suck. i would rather listen to the dixie chix than you, and they are fat ugly whores. your bassplayer is a prettyboy fag and the guitar player is a fatass who can't even pinch harmonic right. FAG FAG FAG.

  • Really this sucks ass, and you were making fun of Trivium. Whatever man.

  • Thought your interpretation was brilliant mate, i was in stitches with that so thank you ;-) though i do like Trivium, it's always fun to take the piss and it not mean a great deal. But you are very wrong when you say "THEY'RE GAY!" "THEY SUCK ASS" they quite blantently don't. Your band is good too, but it will be a while before they are better than the likes of Trivium. Nice video, but again don't make yourself out to be something you aren't..

  • what does that even mean?

    Have I even mentioned anything about my band other than we made those videos?

    you people read into stuff far too much.

  • Perhaps if everyone wasn't so caught up on being dick buffers cause they like a flavor of the month band they could realize these things. I would like to hear your music after it's been tweaked though. Also, this wasn't bad for it being recorded the way it was.

  • I am a fan of Trivium, not like, poser zomfgwtfzor best band evah kinda fan. I like their instrumentals and I can understand their vocals. What they (meaning this video) recorded was on a normal camera, it had not detailing added to it, nothing taken away or sharpened to make it sound better.

  • theese are the fuck tards that made fun of trivium???

  • I want to die da da die die die die die when I hear this shit

  • please do then.

  • i give you credit for being in a band and stuff, but i think this song sucks. its my opinion and like, 90% of the people who commented this agree. i dont think i could do any better, so i guess ur right in a way.

  • which one...there are 2 songs in this vid?

  • ...well I'm sure you're the pinnacle of fitness...considering you have enough time to make a fake account for the sole purpose of harrassing me.

    Get a life geekwad.

  • are u the guitar player dave i hope thats not all u got cuz i can do better than that. that was hardly metal if thats what u were going for.

  • I'm sure you can do better....in your room...when you hear what you are playing, and probably sober.

    And yes that was me, the guitarist. And funnily enough no we are not going for metal, and I've never actually called us a metal band....because we're not.

    Besides the opening song is a folk song about some guy in some other band, so Unless you happen to live in the same town as I do, don't expect to have the slightest clue what any of it is about.

  • well do you have a band?

    If so can I see them...and just to even the score can I see the gig you felt was your worst recorded on a mini Camcorder?

    no?

    well shut the fuck up then. We Play to have fun, we do have fun, and everyone who's ACTUALLY SEEN US IN PERSON enjoys it, it's only internet cockfaces like you who think otherwise.

    Re-evalutae your life and/or go fuck a scorpion.

  • dont listen to them keep on rocking but the first song is funny

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    you suck! man! I cant play guitar.. i admit but man... at least i can sing death metal pretty well..

    gahah u suck dave..

  • really what "Death metal" bands can you "sing like"?

  • cut your hair too you look gay with your shitlocks... i mean dreadlocks

  • ...I don't have dreadlocks??

  • you dont have talent either

  • well can I see your band oh master of music?

  • Is that you singing? If it is, you should definitely start doing folk and viking metal.

    PS The second song's got some good lyrics ;)

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK! Tune Your Guitar Tune Your Voice Then Take A Gun Then Shoot Yourselves!

  • wow... you said trivium sucked you fucken hypocrite

  • haha, man, as if you wouldn't get way higher ratings if ya didn't bag other bands.

  • I wouldn't get ANY ratings if I didn't bag other bands.

    Can you see how it works now?

  • less shittier? man you speaka zee good eengrish!

  • Its funny that you can find so much wrong with other bands, I mean look how you move that crowd there. You really are right- what do international metal or non-metal bands have on you? Trivium would sound better than you on banjos, a pots&pans drumkit and through a megaphone.

    There's no excuse- you suck.

  • Love the little "Rock Jumps" near the end....eh..keep up the good work.

  • u suck

  • The thing is the quality is that bad that i couldnt´t understand anything ^^ but okay i think i won´t do it go in peace with u now=)?? okay if u think trivium is gay(maybe they are)its ur opinion and i have to respect that xD i´ll put in a video of a thrashmetal band of my town in germany if u would tell me wether u like them or not would be cool(and please don´t knock them down like they are a piece of crap because i think its the greatest thrash band EVER!)

  • well we have a good quality song for download on the Myspace. If you were serious go for it because I'd like to see it.

    And german Thrash is never not good. =D sounds good.

  • am i allowed to do an interpretaion of ur band? warGayZm??

  • I'd really like to see you try and do one of a band who sings instead of gayXcore vocals, but sure go for it.

  • i think my friend has a pic with kvlt...but i still like trivium

  • Kvlt aren't a band. It is a word associated with Black Metal culture.

    Our song "Kvlt" is about shitty bands who think they are metal.

  • Acutally, I said this sucks because there's no quality in any instrument (or vocals for that matter) that sound good. Dunno why, or how you can rag on Trivium when you have no room to talk. Is it because they're better guitarists? Is it because their drummer is phenomenal? I'll admit, Heafy could work on the vocals, but they still have other qualities. Unlike this mediocre garage band video.

  • well you've shot yourself in the foot there.

    You're complaining that a drunk band with no PA, monitors or soundcheck, recorded on a DV camera doesn't sound as good as a CD that took 6 months to produce.

    Quit acting a fucking idiot, as if you're really that naive to think we're playing at the best of our technical ability OH YEAH, LOOK HOW FUCKING HARD I'M STRAINING TO PLAY THOSE 3 POWER CHORDS!

    Technical music doesn't = better music.

  • This isn't half bad actually.

    lulz @ Trivium and anyone who likes them.

  • Wow, for a band that rags on Trivium so hard, you really have no room to talk at all. There's no aspect of your "music" that sticks out at all. Guitar's nothing special, singing definetly isn't, drums aren't at all....I see nothing.

  • that because you would've said this sucks if we were the most technical band on earth.

  • crap

  • if you hadn't have said something like "A P.A system would just bring out more of your suckyness" on that other video, then that excuse would fly.

    Too bad.

  • so by your logic surely you should have a more successful band than mine for you to say that...

    Come back once you get half a million Youtube views, hundreds of fans worldwide and magazine write ups.

  • I have heard alot of shit before, but this really is one of the worst things that I have ever heard.

  • Fvvken K.V.L.T. ist kvlt! WarGazM rule! u gotta see one of their gigs, its shit quality cuz its the camera. ever tried to listen to somthing you recorded on ur fone at a concert/festival for example?

    I bet half these posers/trivium bummers "think theyr metal untill the end" but "havnt even fuvkin heard of manowar"!

    Oh and by the way posers, you think trivium is metal? just you wait for Knergeizer to blow up your face with musical awesomness! fvvken grimm black/death metal ftw!