John Howard

[MegaBradders1]

Needed to get more momentum at the point of delivery.

You can just hear Adam Gilchrist saying 'BOWLING JOHNNY'

[kiimbathewhitelion]

LMAO!! Thanks John.. you did us proud!

[figbat1]

i came up with a theory that involved the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (manysayings about figs) ross horne's book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). this theory has gone all around the world. i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for many years. i found cycles which i related to the numbers in chps 11/12 of the book of revelations.

[oldnewbieraver]

@GeorgeYarid

Haha.

[luneco100]

lazarus is taking ponting's job as captain he has been training with the indians at the ICC institute his bowling has improved he killed a couple cows and an elephant now is in jail in new delhi waiting trial for calling kapil dev a terrorist if found guilty he can face 6 mths jail or a $22000 fine just like he did against australian workers with the ABCC please save lazarus he needs a pen and paper for his new book lazarus loves australian workers? PLEASE HELP LAZARUS WE NEED HIS ASHES

[bigjonnydynamite]

Is he replacing Xavier Doherty for the 3rd Ashes Test? Looks a more threathening prospect...

[megadak123]

Mr Dudd was replaced by another Dudd in this dick.head Communist we have for prime minister in Gillard.Shame on Australia for voting the best pm out of his own seat,shame on Australia!!! I hope all you anti Howard cock.suckers enjoy paying the higher taxes and higher prices for your Chinese grown food and goods because this dickhead Gillard is killing the farmers and sending us broke,you deserve it!

[Eiraqucam]

I bet he's great in bed.

[lestephenois1]

better tan Hauritz.

[TheJimbo4123]

now that he's gone can we please have our semi auto's back

[dadaddymak]

I wish someone would just kill john howard once and for all TO GET HIM OUT OF OUR FACE..then again his just an old pile of rotting racist shit .

[MYTRB]

YEAH, BASICALLY THE ICC TOLD HIM TO GET F^CKED NICELY IN HIS BID TO BECOME VICE PRESIDENT. LEARN HOW TO BOWL YOU CLOWN!

[killa4eva50]

@GeorgeYarid Could've have said it better mate

[toby099]

Can you believe this knob jockey wanted to be International Cricket Council vice president

[faza4237]

bert newton is a faggot

[meusicalentall27]

@faza4237

LOL I don't know why I laughed at your comment, but I sure did! Maybe I laughed becuase it was so unexpected and crude. None the less, I laughed :)

[TheArtOfHarry]

@GeorgeYarid O.O

[supercrevolution]

howwzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaattttttttt­tttttt?

[dogggbbb]

Wow what a racist wanker, are you from Ipswich? @GeorgeYarid

[WorldMusicTelevision]

He can't bowl for shit LMAO,

[melikemusicalot]

omg what an idiot

[protikmaitra]

@GeorgeYarid So you've come back flaming here on this video?

[25ultramarine]

i have got an idea. let make john howard vice president of ICC an bush president, how cool would that be

[Goatsby]

NO BALL to the racist war mongering incompetent seems Indians are better charecter judges then Australians LOL

[kevinlovesskylar]

lol

[eckyspondoolie]

absolute dick. Blood of Iraqis on his hands.

[bigbillybob]

labour, always wanting something for nothing, hand out unionist bastards

[protikmaitra]

Now he is disappointed he was rejected by the ICC. Too much of an inflated sense of entitlement?

[aditya104]

Thats the reason why there is not enough support for him to be ICC VP!

[nogodnomaster138]

hahahahaha fucking liberals

[frp8]

"The International Cricket Council (ICC) has officially rejected former Australian prime minister John Howard's bid for the vice-presidency" hahaha

[spencerwoosh]

Johnny is the king!

[172km]

what a disgrace.... those kids come up to him at the end and ask him to take his signature off their bats

[gitanoxeneise]

what a cunt

[MamaMario13]

@gitanoxeneise i hope he gets hit by a bus, because he is a murderer

[TheRevolution187]

as an australian, im bloody embarrassed by that effort of our former leader. hilarious to watch tho

[robbiebalboa]

we wonder how the f*ck that little rudd get to be pm. that clip says it all

[erszebet]

EPIC FAIL.

[fourwalls2007]

I did a shit that could bowl better than that.

[JerryTheSquid]

I bet he bowls a hell of a lot better than rudd

[JerryTheSquid]

Actually, maybe not. I hear Rudd is good at spin.

[metcard]

HAhahaha!!!

Rudd is the spin King.

[gunzblazin108]

1 of the World's greatest athletes.. he's just being humble in this video...

[t5id72j]

Good to see he bowls just as good or even better than he runs a country... What a fucktard.

I'm glad he's gone into hiding.

What a joke of a PM, who the hell voted him in...

[pwnedtheloser]

"it speeks for its self!!!!!! '

And you have the hide to put shit on someone else you piece of shit, must have been educated under a labour government.

Clocky is a piece of shit too.

Fucking homo Holden mechanic.

[Radzere]

Pick out the fuckhead, he drives a ford with liberal party stickers !!

[Beatsmith2617]

what a phenominal athlete

[ZealousMarshmallow]

fucken shittest bowler ever. lol

[gpappyavnub]

sooo good

[jigafez]

i think his release is a bit too late.he should have a proper run up and then follow through.

[theskitzoestcunt]

so bloke cant bowl, so what. He did a good job running the country. All of you laughin at him cos he cant bowl, well then he must be pissing himself at u guys who could never get into such a promininet position. He obviously has far greater skills on more important issues.

[bringyagrogalong]

If he did a good job running the country why did he end up a laughing stock by being only the second PM in our history to be booted out of his own seat? ROFL

[sycopunk000]

I don't understand how it's possible to bowl as badly as he does. He couldn't even get the ball on the fucking pitch.

[valuedan]

shitty vid, don't even know who this dumbass is. he's not as good at throwing a ball on the ground as you, huh? whoop-dee-fuckin doo. fuck off you retards.

[theskitzoestcunt]

if u dont know who the man is, then why the fuck did u watch the video u gronk

[funk192]

"Smithers, knock over those bails"

[Verceti1]

i just don't understand how a cricket tragic like howard who practically conducted policy from the stadium managed to be so spectacularly shit at cricket...I wonder if he was ever good

[Anonymous141992]

It should be compulsary for Australian politicians to be able to bowl properly and tell the truth but I think we have a better chance of a parliamentary cricket match happening.

[completeliar]

i just cant bowl

[brendanbebop]

why would you even fucking try

[barry8847]

he bowls like a bloke called Shannon from SCCC

[toby099]

massive dud,

[XxAllyKat94xX]

i owuld love for it to bounce back up and hit him in the face

[reggin18]

john winston howard is a class act!

[barfyspartan]

yeah i agree. Howard wasnt a bad guy but it was things like this that ruined his reputation

[packets1]

Howard ruined his own reputation with workchoices.

[meaddy69]

he was a politician.

[WeynWild]

hhaha FAIL

[gerrardisdabest]

how terrible

[MamaAustraliano]

I liked Howard but this was just embarassing for our country.

[IronCrescent]

Hahahah

[WH1TED34TH]

Bleh, IMHO this is a pretty weak payout to Howard...

[sikokiller12]

sorry but where has Howard been living for the past 100 years? under a rock?

[Brohedia]

haha is that his googly LMAO

[stj1003]

John Howard is an idiot.

[Grinchinko]

Glad he's not running the country anymore

[sjbsteven101]

agreed

[ComTlancy]

i bet to differ, the country was in a better state then than it is now with the weak Labour party in power.

[DragonLordReviews]

howzat!

[BoReD2HaRd]

i had to look this up on youtube, first time i saw this i couldnt stop laughing

[kristhemang]

haha, ah well at least he had a crack!

[roooaarrrrr]

I am proud to say that John Howard is a true American at heart. Howard made a fine impression on our leader. He faithfully dipped his lips on the ring of our fine leader. From that day he was covered in stars and stripes. God bless!

[Anonymous141992]

John Howard made Australia America's bitch. Still I would rather him to George Bush. You poor Americans.

[3allnamestaken]

all of em are fucked our government is facist

[sycopunk000]

Yeah it's called life. Get used to it. No matter what kind of animal you are, where you live, what you look like, there will always be facism.

[3allnamestaken]

@sycopunk000 thanks for the reply half a year later. and no i wont get used to it. im not a sheep like the rest of you, i make my own decisions

[sycopunk000]

What? Dude I have no idea what you're talking about. I think I'm too baked man.

[3allnamestaken]

hmm amusing. i prolly smoke more weed than you coming from somewhere where its pretty much legal. and i still know what your talking about, you must have a low tolerance, either that or your only like 13

[sycopunk000]

lol I hope you don't mean Canberra. They don't even need law in that state cause everyone's so perfect. Oh yeah and by the way, trust me, I smoke a fuckload of weed, and having a high tollerence isn't a good thing, it just means you have to pay more. Ever tried gold dust? One cone and you're fucked.

[kn079]

Hahahaha Canberra is a city not a state. Oh, and Canberra is in the Australian Capital Territory, also not a state.

[sycopunk000]

Bro are you fucking dumb? I know that. No one calls it the "Australian Capital Territory" cause it sounds gay and Canberra takes up pretty much the whole thing. Seriously man, go easy on the technicalities.

[3allnamestaken]

yeah i have. and yeah i know. but we get 2.5 grams for 5 dollars and i know what good buds are. btw, what are natchies?

[sycopunk000]

True? Christ. That's fuckin cheap mate. Deadset, I'm off my nut right now, where abouts are you from? Sounds like the POT of gold at the end of the rainbow ay ha. Yeah bro, I'll admit Sydney's pretty tame.

[3allnamestaken]

i live near adelaide.. in the hills. i didnt know you were from the same country ay. peace man :)

[theskitzoestcunt]

if ya bud is legal than its probaly natchies.

[3allnamestaken]

i didnt say it was legal. i said it just about is. its not outlawed. you get a on the spot fine of $50 and get it confiscated.

dont reply either i hate getting comments from total idiots

[3allnamestaken]

what the fuck are natchies

also i have grown it many times.. so i know what good buds are

[ywa999]

You fuckwit. We NEED America.

[sycopunk000]

TRUE!

[3allnamestaken]

yeah no doubt. i cant handle watching movies from australia

[palmyrazephyr]

hahahahaha

[TheTvGuru3]

lol i cracked up when i saw that

[xJazzDawg]

Hahahhaa my 93 year old grandma can bowl better than that!

[gitanoxeneise]

he was no genius when it came to economics - he was simply lucky that he presided over a boom in the world and people were accessing cheap credit cash... the worm has now turned globally and the current government has to deal with the mess. Howard is a despicable, arrogant old fashioned little bugger...

[3allnamestaken]

id vote for him again if i got the chance.. krudd is bullshit. fucken smart arse cunt he is

[sanjay88]

i dont get u john howard haters. Whether you loved or hated what he did in office(i personally loved it), he left our country in great shape, with a 'first rate economy' in the IMF's words. Stop hating and give the man his dues.

[clooneygirl07]

i couldn't have said it better myself. He should get some credits for what his done instead of non-stop bad compliments.

[rainnwind]

i can't deny that he did some good things to AUS econ'. But about the econ' was great* when he was our PM, it happened becoz the global econ' was doing well overall. Like gitanoxeneise said, he's just lucky that it was a boom period. What has he done for the econ' regarding to the environmental aspect? ignoring the publics' voices: sending troops to iraq, refused to sign kyoto protocol nor implement any environmentally beneficial policies.

[BTPossum]

Very true.

And another aspect of his economic management is that he never spent anything on anything.

My bank balance would look great too if I stopped paying rent, buying food and sold everything I own.

[zimfromBM]

yeah, I love not getting double pay on weekends, im just fine with it. Howard really did a lot for the people of Australia.

[undertheblue2006]

can't bowl for shit but the greatest pm in our nation's history.. it makes me sad seeing the show pony Kevin Rudd drag Australia down the toilet!

[clooneygirl07]

I AGREE!

[johnnyjimbo13]

john howard just takes loads of credit for what previous priministars before him have worked so hard for

and he sucks at bowling lol

[clooneygirl07]

PRevious PMS wasn't the one paying of Australian goverment Depts!

[FreedomForOrcas]

He puts all australians to shame with his bowling...

[powerslam69]

australia wouldn,t be australia if if it wasn't for him. so stop hating

[thundaboxfan]

HA!!!

See ya you irrelevant fucking LOSER!!

I love my country again!!!!!!!!!!

[clooneygirl07]

AGREE!

[Karlnessness]

funniest vid ive seen today lol

[shwell]

I've pooed out better bowlers and PM's that than rodent

[vuot23]

wow that is so embarassing...that reminded me a little bit of mr burns

[69ahG]

haha yes thats exacty like mr burns good call lol

[Grinchinko]

seen it a million times still hilarious.....

WORST PRIME MINISTER EVER!

[RatedRExtremist69er]

LOL! I'm a Shit bowler but at least i'm better than John Howard

[Ausnationalist]

Bowling Johnny!

[eyeheartgoats]

Its sad, but funny at the same time.

xD

I think even the people in the background laughing...

I dont blame them.

[Ruley69]

Been confirmed a few minutes ago that John Howard has been called up to the New Zealand ODI side to face Australia in the 3rd Chappell Hadlee game...He's the talent they've been lacking

[punkindrubblic]

HOWZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

[assecho]

ha ha ha wat a faggot big johnny sucks balls

[iiJeebz]

That shows the average skill you'd expect from a 4 to 5 y/o child...

I guess he's only used to handling his own balls.

Now... if only the disgusting little turd would die a slow, horrible death... if only!

[Gerardus1970]

The idiot couldn't lie straight in bed.

What a gimp to have running the country, so embarrassing...

[heatnv]

more like a touch of a wombat

[deadgook]

quality footage cant believe more people havent seen this

[haooyy]

ROFL that is freakin hilarious xD have a look at the video I uploaded of Strauchanie having a bowl, lmao classic

[lordbrilliant]

There's a touch of Mr Burns about him

[775564]

LOL !!! this comment has made my day!