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  • way better commenting than any american cop show I've ever seen.

  • The cop forgot to turn his iPhone sideways.

  • i used to make arrow to the knee jokes but than i took a spear to the dick...

  • Imagine the look he'd get driving back to the station in that

  • This cop got some balls

  • oh no. . . .the cops!? oh there so bad. they are so mean. trying to give the money i stole back to the people i stole it from. oh darn, i killed someone! no one should try and catch me because that makes way too much sense. anyone who hates cops didnt have a great childhood.

  • @TheLuke1729 Anyone who hates cops loves freedom.

  • @kdavidmcd i love freedom and love cops. i respect them. i mean the corrupted few are disgraceful and the non-corrupted cops are awesome.

  • @TheLuke1729 The "non-corrupted cops"? Never heard of 'em.

    You see, young grasshopper, there is this thing called the blue wall. All cops cover for each others' mistakes. You know the saying. One bad apple...

  • @kdavidmcd You know the saying "If there is no law enforcement there will be no laws"?

  • @telemarker93 And??? If every person was armed, the crime rate would drop significantly. An armed society is a polite society. Look at Switzerland. We don't need cops. They only show up AFTER THE FACT....

  • @kdavidmcd Look at the wild west. If everyone is armed vigilante justice will occur. While the reasoning may be justified, vigilante justice caused more pain than good. Countries such as Costa Rica, which doesn't even have a military, have lower crime rates than countries that allow guns, such as the USA. I still support the second amendment despite the problems it causes.

  • @thatsfornoobs no offense, but that statement was retarded lol. of course they are trying to shoot him! they are on crack (as said in the vid), and im pretty sure they are good enough shots while under the influence of narcotics to pepper his windshield, yet purposely miss him. and about the "criminal code"... thats bull crap. cops are killed in action plenty of times. the only rule in the "criminal code" that i've heard of is to not harm children.

  • I would like to give this guys "one Bazooka" to blow the damn police car away..! and the TV announcer is a fucking ass kisser, he need to pull his pants down and give it to the cops..! I hate cops...! (instruments to place you down ever, anyplace anytime)

  • he didn't hit him because it's in the criminal code not to kill cops. plus, they knew they were fucked anyway, they didn't want extra time for the death of a cop. the shots were fired as a threat.

  • If I was the cop I'd be Shitting myself.

  • I cringe when I hear a brit speak

  • so wait, cops in other countries don't carry guns?

  • FAGG ANNOUNCER

  • @womenraper441 he's british, therefore he's better then you in more ways than one.

  • I love that car that stumbles by there, it's almost as if you can read the emotion from the driving alone. "Oh. You're having a shootout? Ok I'll umm.. I'll be going over here now, good luck with all that.

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  • Commentator rocks

  • Commentator fucking sucks

  • Couldn't hit a cows arse with a frying pan amazing.

  • Cops: "Show me your hands *********"

    Announcer: "I like to see hands."

    Yeah, made my day.

  • O shit

  • Bad Boys

  • @FuNkYNiTrO your mom doesn't count...

  • @fastmover564 Yours does?

  • @FuNkYNiTrO fuck you

  • O:

  • I don't mind the announcer. He Praises the American Cop! Whoooo!

  • @FuNkYNiTrO hahaha shut up

  • a big black buick, like the blue one in front of you.

  • where's his fucking backup?!?!

    and where's his M-16 or AR-14???

  • @neobefree2 Regular cops dont carry guns like youve said unless the S.W.A.T is around, this ain't somalia

  • @ChanceReed ::: ummmm, in my town they do. i've got friends in the force, and have been on ride-alongs . . . Colorado.

  • @neobefree2 What? cops are not issued M-16s and or AR-15s unless a big situation goes down, they usually carry like shotguns or something.

  • @ChanceReed ::: OK, you're right . . . I better go tell my buddy cop who has one mounted to the center console of his cruiser . . . (maybe he'll just give it to me?).

  • @neobefree2 Maybe he bought it, i don't know or see you having a buddy cop so i dont know, and really stop going back to "Oh i have a friend thats a cop"

  • @ChanceReed :::: riiiiiiiggggghhttttt. so, anyways, this friend of mine, who's also married and has kids, and is a well-respected member of his force, is an officer of the law . . . and he has some sort of fully auto assault rifle mounted (professionally by the police department) in his police cruiser (aka "cop car"). It looks like an AR-14 to me, but I wasn't examining it while riding along with him last month.

    p.s. He also has a paintball semi-auto with pepper/gas balls in the hopper.

  • @ChanceReed . . . or maybe it's semi-auto . . . doesn't really matter. the FACT is: he's my friend, and he has the weapon right there, ready to use if he has to.

    I actually have two other friends in the force here locally, though I've been out of touch with them, so I won't be able to corroborate the uniformity of this weapons policy for you . . . sorry, you'll just have to take my word for it or just stop trying to be right. lol

  • And that's why brave officers should be equipped with a bazooka.

  • The car at 2:05 holy crap.. I nearly threw up I was laughing so hard. He just pulls up, then slowly backs out like nothing happened.

  • @EntertainmentTrends LOL! Really funny, yes.

  • I'm laughing at the lame, loser, liberal, british narrator... sorry, that's redundant... narrator.

  • Lol he says: "american cops dont give up...ever" yeah i prefer me local police not giving up on a police chase. Look at all the police chases from europe...the cops over there drive shitty little volvos and cant catch a toyota prius. And they have the worst siren ever.

  • americans dont like sarcasm, which is the cornerstone of british humour....hence the hostility to the commentator.

  • the announcer is the most idiotic piece of crap ever lived on earth.

  • the commentator is way better then shitty american one

  • This commentator is awesome!

  • @parodiesworld Agree'd.

  • The bank robbers missed the asshole commentator. Sure one of those bullets should have had this dick's name on it.

  • I fucking hate this commentator.

  • Shoot at the grill and tires of police car. Aiming for grill allows bullets a chance to hit radiator, engine block. Shoot at tires to cause flats -not all police cars have "run-flats".

    Just what I would do. XD

  • @upallhours9 I highly doubt you would do anything but say this on youtube.You ever feel an asp to the shin?

  • @TecDiver05 I'm not sure what you meant by "..ever feel an asp to the shin?" Are you referring to asp as in serpent?

    I'm not sure I understand what you were meaning.

  • Surpise upset: the cop doesn't die =(

  • I wish the announcer would die.

  • why didn't you hit the pig?

  • u sound like Wheatley from portal 2

  • no wonder why everybody hates me, i like this announcer.

  • Free advice to British announcer.. Dude you don't have to act funny your accents are funny enough to make everyone laugh,

    oh btw my name is S.T.F.U.

  • [@_@]

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  • great footage. pity about the wally doing the voiceover: being shot at repeatedly is hardly something to make jokes about, especially such bad ones.

  • Dunnn beee skeeeeed MEIT ;))) british joker just blows lol

  • He didn't have a partner, the driver's huge balls meant no one else could fit.

  • I feel sorry for British cops. Not being able to carry firearms :(

  • why the fuck in every video is this fucking aussie announcer trying to make horrible jokes about america and the police? jw

  • the bank robbers need cheatcodes :D

  • that narrator is possibly the most annoying person

  • that stupid narrator ruins the video, fuck! i wanted to hear the shots....

  • Robocop?

  • @agent4051 ME TO SO I CAN SHOOT THAT BITCH IN HIS FACE FUCK THE POLICE AN ANY TYPE OF LAW OFFICIAL THEY ALL SOME FAGOT ASS LITTLE BITCHES THAT GOT THERE ASS BEAT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS OR RAPED BY THERE DADDY AN THEY THINK THERE TOUGH CUZ THAY GOT A LIL PISTOL BITCH I GOT CHOPPERS COME GET SOME PUSSES

  • @littlejer829 You are really a sick person- go seek some help with you mental problems.

  • @littlejer829 sounds like your a black guy.....

  • @littlejer829 I'm guessing you got raped in jail and thats why you hate law enforcement.

  • @agent4051 well im guessing your mom got raped an you were born bitch

  • @littlejer829 lol, I love how you say "They think they're tough cuz they got a little pistol" ... and you say that you've got choppers, what a hypocrite.

  • @littlejer829

    do not seek mental help...I do not wish to pay for it. Kill yourself...then the tax payers wont have to carry you through life, you piece of shit

  • @lostcauze88 lmfao go die a slow painful death bitch i wish i knew who you were id shoot your ass with the quickness

  • @littlejer829

    OH NO! big man behind his key board...wait let me get this straight..you and your 5 buddies ofcourse will jump me.. and claim to be badass? Or shoot me because youre so badass? LMAO my friend I have training, i know how to use my firearm and how to hold onto it...if you pointed a gun at me chances are i would take it, break your wrist in the process, shove it up your rectum, and see if the bullet would make it to your skull cap :D i contribute..you are a leech...you die :D!

  • @lostcauze88 sorry bro the whole advantage of a gun is not coming close to you you wouldn't have an opportunity to grab my gun nor even see me before i shoot you in the back... trust me real life is not hollywood smart criminals don't show off and are never seen when they kill you

  • dey gas 231 lol

  • This is like gta sa

  • Fucking dumb Pom commentator!

  • The british guy talks about cops wearing guns as something special, In all European countries except the UK cops wears guns...

  • they shot to him more than twenty bullet's and then screaming "show your hands", i think he can't...

  • cop should have a powerful laser

  • Them cops should have shot that hoe

  • great cop this guy does his job the way most cops should except for one thing, 1:35 theres a fucking car with someone in it right behind the car he's shooting at...

  • why ads -_-

  • Why must every cop show have some fuckwit commentator making the most ridiculously sarcastic remarks towards the criminals - to the point where you end up WANTING THE CRIMINALS TO WIN. Labelling them as "crackheads" is just ridiculous.

  • bravo decki

  • In situations like these, when your adrenaline is rushing through your body, several things can occur, such as tunnel vision, and even more importantly, auditory loss. There have been instances in which cops have shot their guns unknowingly, because they could not hear the shot.

  • This commentator is a cock-smoker

  • @Dlocks008 and ur a pussy

  • Holy shit now they're getting 3 stared cop and helicopters after them

  • @2:00 oh sheeeittt

  • I would love to watch all the car chases in this channel, but the announcer ruins everything.

  • Love how the driver of the Sebring slowly backs away lol. And those guys picked the wrong Trooper to try and bully

  • God this narrator is such a fucking D-bag.....Shut the fuck up.....is this situation supposed to be funny? Because you're not.....

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  • can somebody shut up the wannabefunny announcer

  • @Heny313 It's almost as bad as the narrator in episodes of "how it's made"

  • @Heny313 i actually the narrator is hilarious... he seems sarcastic and "punchy"..... and usually @ the cops.. but thats jus my take on him so far....

  • who was voted the dumbest nation? america. so shut the fuck you prickssss

  • @xX360GShotzNoscXx yea were "dumb" hahahahahahahaha the only dumb people are the people from other countries because they come to america for freedom and school

  • @HISTORIAN854 History shud have taught u that ur schools are fucking shit, i dont think there is many other schools in the world that have had 2 School shoot outs and segregated schools

  • @HISTORIAN854 mate you seen england its the most over populated country because of imagration... you americans are fucking waste, you start a war-bottle it then expect us the save you arse and wipe out our men in friendly fire

  • @xX360GShotzNoscXx Ahhh.....put a sock in it you fucking blow hard.....Nobody wants to hear your fucking vagina monologues on here....its a fucking police shoot out. Go take some midol.

  • @xX360GShotzNoscXx its hypocritical that you call us dumb but still manage to play cod and alot of american stuff. Correct me if you want but i still reply with more stuff. God bless america.

  • @xX360GShotzNoscXx

    "Voted?" Did you actually say who was "voted the dumbest" country?

    How inane. Who was the panel? 3 guys in your mom's basement?

    Look, you're free to hate any country, and for whatever pathetic reason you want to. Just don't pretend to have solid, measurable, objective, sensible reasons for it when you don't. Obviously, both the U.S. and the U.K. are decent nations.

    If you have the U.K.'s interest at heart, you'd best shut your mouth, as you're an embarrassment and liability.

  • awesome british narrator.

  • Must of been the end of the month, he needed to make qouta.

  • @minibanger007 I don't know about other states, but California cops all have to turn in their ticket books, with NO unwritten tickets in them, on the 15th of every month. The police swear on their mother's graves that they don't have ticket quotas, but they are lying through their teeth.

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  • @minibanger007 Who- the cop, or the announcer?

  • That cop is a fuckn bad ass!

  • @1:56 LOL

  • I'll bet this cop wishes he had a hood mounted .50 cal at this point...

  • @Igman2020

    he's still gay

  • "Ever wonder why the cops in America carry guns?" Uhhh I always wondered why you guys dont! 

  • 2:01 -guy thinking- i'm awesome i just blew that stop sign =) -sees cop- don't worry officer, i'm going to back up and stop at the stop sign lol

  • that guy in the car at 2:01 is probably like HOLY SHIT!!! SCREW THIS... FUCK!!!

  • i think im just gunna turn around.... LOL

  • at 2:01 the guys like ..."um...I'll leave u guys alone n_n

  • if john bunnell was narrating then i would take it more seriously.... he makes washing your dog sound like an epic adventure

  • @PulseUltraFan Awesome comment.. lol Thumbs up xD

  • Cops and Robbers. "Gun toting crackheads"..only in America. Haha.

  • GTA

  • $2.31 for premium @ 0:27 :(

  • @GrayNoise786 man i hope it was that cheap

  • @GrayNoise786 now its all most $4 D:

  • @GrayNoise786 u suck man y did u have to spot that

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  • @GrayNoise786 Lol

  • @GrayNoise786 i remember those days lol. Now its $4

  • @GrayNoise786 ikr those were the good days :(

  • 114 bank robbers lol

  • why would I ever question cops having guns? Isnt it kinda obvious?

  • How do these videos end up on youtube?

  • your commentary is insufferable, you british wanker!

  • Screw the cost of bullet proofing a cop car, it's the weight factor that makes it impractical. It would be to damn heavy to even get out of it's own way much less chasing and catching somebody.

  • If they had automatic weapons, this would have been extremely easy for them. Just take out the Engine Block and be on their way.

  • This cop deserves a medal!!!

  • Lol at car backing up to leave

  • I wish gas still cost $2.31

  • GTA 5 looks alsome :)

  • I hate that british faggit who is joking about this. That cop put his life on the line.

  • if i was the guy taking that shortcut I would just drive on through to screw with the criminals.

    Criminal: bang bang bang,...wtf, is there a guy driving in the middle of a shootout?

    Cop: bang!

    criminal:.............

  • no alchol sale under 16 yrs old. but free guns. welcome to u.s.

  • @claudiodk1977 dom't you mean no alcohol sale under 21?

  • we in europe laugh about americans! not just because of their stupid american laws! in germany nobody ever would run around with guns or start trouble with guns!!

  • this cop was an idiot he should have backed off. all those gun shots could have hit someone inocent

  • gay british narrator

  • @extremepsychogamer i agree i hate the commentary from this guy.

  • @MrIndysniper

    yeah this is supposed to be serious not funny

  • @extremepsychogamer Then why are you watching this? to be serious or to laugh?

  • @nintwiggy6491

    well i was watching some serious ones but this one was on the suggested videos so i clicked on it. and plus, the narrator is trying to be funny but he isnt

  • @extremepsychogamer i fucking HATE him. ruins everything.

  • @extremepsychogamer at least he's better than news guys like fag bill o'reily

  • @extremepsychogamer at least he narrated this video and has a video too or it could get abit of boring.

  • @extremepsychogamer irish :P

  • @extremepsychogamer "no one fucks with me" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice info lmfao faggottt

  • @zerkpure

    what the fuck are u talking about you dumb fuck? what a fag. go get a life.

  • @extremepsychogamer me? I'm talking about you're channel description you fucking cunt. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • @zerkpure

    go fuck yourself you dtupid finnish bitch. you are just jealous cause i got a lot of thumbs up

  • @extremepsychogamer how does your about me contend with jealousy? I don't give a fuck if you got thumbs up lmfao, and djobou? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CUNT

  • @zerkpure

    if you dont give a fuck , then FUCK OFF. you really think i am dumb enough to put my real info and country in my profile? What a fucking retard

  • @extremepsychogamer I'm the retard? I'm trolling you, and i'm feeding off of your reaction and by the looks of it, you're crying I WIN. And what you think someone is going to come and rape you? SOMEONES DISABLED YOU JEWISH FUCK HAAHAHA