Fat Marmot Eats Graham Cracker - funny jokes about

[Baileyprods]

I think I love you.

[Tkmalo15]

That is fucking epic cuteness!

[Mylazydinosaur]

SOOOO F*ING ADORABLE-3 I wannuh take him home. :3

[ocsosweet]

can i have him

[CaprisunSippin]

looks like obama

[ehudds1125]

he looks like he ate a cheese wheel

[Elfitizer]

@ehudds1125 gouda

[muffyfromlegal]

I think this little chunk has had one graham cracker too many!!

[thatBigfuu]

Oh come on you usually feel sorry for fat animals but....

[AnaynaySparklyballs]

i like the part where he said "nomnomnomnomnom" and ateded the graham cracker. :3

[Sisyanor]

fat and cute.

[espresso790]

How did he get that fat?!?!?

[Yiminy3]

i wanna snuggle it!!

[04kittycat]

omg i want the marmot oooooooh so cute

[ninefangthesniper]

Best Video Evah

[GONZ805]

What a fat fuck! He thinks he's all cool eating some crackers! You animal!

[1995cornflakes]

He's so freakin adorable!

[garysquirrelreviews]

what the deuce are graham crackers......in the uk cinnamon grahams are pronounced gray-am not gram

[HellOHstars69]

insert fat joke here.

[nuttymonkey11]

you know, that fat little bastard looks somewhat like my grandpa...

[Podonk56]

Oh gosh he is so fat lol!!!

[HannaBabeeh]

How cute (;

[kjhallock]

damn that thing is huge

[bwalke113]

good shit



[martharamirez85]

jajaja hilarious

video..that some hungry thing

[martharamirez85]

jajaja hilarious



[Parabola001]

I like cake

[misslivz1]

Where can you get one? Id really like one! ;)

[MexiAddi]

i want one soooo bad! where can i get one?

[seajash]

weeeh.. so cool! wish i could have one. &_&

[adversusilluminati]

yummy:-)



[smartzazi]

he lives in America doesn't he?

[Luki00TheSecond]

now they could give him an american pass...

[TylerDaves101]

dear God 

[ContraBoss]

I'd be fat too if graham crackers were that large compared to me.

[ContraBoss]

I'd be fat too if graham crackers were that large compared to me.

[jessem166]

Isn't that... it is! It's that francis guy that got his wow account hacked!

[Unleashedhumor]

This creature is tough. Not all that exciting but adorable in his/her own chunky way.

[skell990]

Aww

[gabriel87231]

i am gona get one today the are so cuce

[Joey6131995]

i could watch this for hours...

[aryanlove777]

i love him im getting one today

[Winter12345100]

Only in America could this be sung.

Oh, say can you see...

by the dawns early light....

A fat ******* marmot!

[OctopusOoze]

That's the fattest Marmot I've ever seen! Well, I guess it is also the only marmot I've ever seen too lol

[pseudotasuki]

Hey, nice marmot!

[jughfreind]

it's so beautiful!!

[southernboy586]

its funny but wen u think about it that shits gon be dead soon its like 5 times bigger than its normal size

[southernboy586]

lmaoo @Philsbury01 story but that is one fatass marmot lol

[Philsbury01]

There was a marmot living under my shed last summer, its name was Wilbrod. My brother was always trying to kill it (one time with a crow bar) and I, on the other hand, was always giving it peanuts :) At that time, Wilbrod was way too smart and fast for us, lesser creatures. One day though, it got so fat it got stuck trying to slip under the shed as it was fleeing from my brother. That was the end of a great, courageous and fat friend of mine. I still can't forgive my bro for that one!

[Winter12345100]

@Philsbury01

Amen, dude, sorry for your loss.

[sebliner]

@Philsbury01 Cool story bro..

[snowfox45]

aww look at the cute panda bear :D

[TheExtremeJoe96]

*poke*

[mancamiatipoola]

Your marmot is so fat that when it farts your neighbors pop out their umbrellas.

>:)

[dragon432104]

All american...

[demonjames]

@dragon432104 all European...

[theking13371]

this is sad how fat it is

[Savage123100]

BIG ONE :D

[ambrospike2]

my friend said he was gonna tip over this marmot and steal his graham cracker... so i beat him with a broken lawn chair until he stopped breathing

[infernoburrito]

@ambrospike2 wtf!?

[TheLateNightMike]

@ambrospike2 what the fuck is wrong wth you?

[SebasDarkWing]

litle fat fuck...

[loverboi812]

He looks like the rat from the Eddie Murphy movie

[christinecassin]

OMG HE IS SO CUTE..HE NEARLY TIPS HIMSELF OVER EATING THE CRACKER..BUT HE CATCHES HIMSELF.LOL

[xXLexieLooXx]

0:28...WHAT THE FOOK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?

[djwienk]

i would so buy him and put him on a shelf above my bed so when there is nothing to watch on tv i would so watch at him

[KianaRox]

hahahhahhahahhahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahhahahaa

[Greedsux]

HAHA ITS SO FAT

[wmsfootball41]

i just wanna bean dip it XD

[malorfreak89]

i wanna see how long it takes him to get off his back

[RetroLuv04]

awww he's fat enough to be my pillow. lol XD

[grimreape6]

ROFL @ Tags

[Luremusification]

Haha :) the tags are funny top xD

[counterclockwise123]

@GurkanOwns yeah cus cats are well known for eating graham crackers

[FPYCRUGBY]

@GurkanOwns its actually ur penis

[kirkhammettfan10]

MAN that thing is FAT

[mandowarrior123]

its a vole!

[MrVercettti]

ROFL ROFL ROFL almost broke rib laughing

[SnakeEyes2461]

Oh I see, always gotta pick on tha fat kid! Lol

[Pinkpartygirl1996]

sexy *_* ;D

[TechHelpWithSam]

TUNEVIBEZ

[JackoCraz]

xD fatass..........

[Aerosmith098]

dramatic marmot

[amanda80520]

cute

[BigJack916]

Ahhh only in the usa will you see a fat rodent

[Kenster010]

Long live the marmots!Someday they will rule the world!!!

[xxCruzinxx]

That Marmots almost as fat as your mother

[itasaku4llenstar]

RAY WILLIAM PENIS!

[legendbeef1992]

Obese Rodent boobs

[XTotallyRandomStickX]

like me when i had my first oreo. never stopped XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joey6131995]

that is one fat squirrel

[furyan193]

@Joey6131995 its not a squirrel -.-

[DG831]

I love giving niggas thumbs down when they ask for thumbs up. LMFAO

[Pyroguy941]

only in america will you EVAR find a obese rodent

[KingofComputing]

it's so cute i want one

[inlove80spinktux]

isn't this animal abuse in a way? It's just a living heart attack...

[willard39]

I love it when he pricks his ears up as if to say "what was that noise? oh yeah, my arteries clogging"

[DrFatKat]

LMFAO

[ThePrinceHaque]

Waste.

Of.

Fuxking.

Time.

-.-'

[boredohplease]

thumbs up if you watched this because of raywilliamjohnson

[miercoless2]

me encanta me he reido muchisimo

[viquitor]

is it american? certainly!

[dudette201]

its such fat little fuck isnt it?

[Statistic100]

Ha ha looks like my science teacher!

[josetjuh1]

he or she is sooo cute :D

[operatuch]

Who the fuck has a marmot as a pet anyways..

[Joey6131995]

i wonder if it can get up....... i want to see it walk

[MrSteveejoe]

LOL!!! It's gonna get SQAIDS!

[iouabeaver]

It must inhail 400 more of grahm carakers per minute.

[iouabeaver]

50,000 views, 50,000 pounds.

[brumart]

it's a buda marmot!

[t1t296]

Want

[eskoppi]

LOL

[stereonipples]

idgi

[notdutchnotmuch]

Only in america!

[DeagleDude235]

om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom :D

[MrMariokiller]

ya raywilliam showed this fat powderpuff

[sosisps3]

Its so funny how he looks at the camera and hes like "wha you lookin at fool" then goes back to eating :D

[Zosofan13]

people really shouldnt film Kevin James eating. Give him some privacy, damn.

[Dasbeste106]

Gona get myself 1 of those, and poke it 24/7

[MOnKEYFEATHERs1985]

@Dasbeste106

funniest comment ever!!!!!

[Tockers84]

I'd love to get this thing toasted.

[Datoberry]

morbidly obese marmot. seriously. who is the owner?

[fhk1993]

fuck the kraken release fat albert !!!!!!!!!

[SumthnBigMR]

@ 0:30 ... I lost it!

[celticat11]

:D this is only good because its a mrmor, and it's a graham cracker

[iceblaze19]

DAM hes skinny

[TheMitchellMcRae]

Ahaha Its soo cute! :D

[WontStopGaming]

I feel like someone should do a WOMBO COMBO audio over this video

[jackctoad]

look at its ass!

[tomnmeg]

How cute!!

[wmsfootball41]

DAMNN! THAT MARMOTS MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

[bigbob0]

Man that is a fat fuck!

[sk8rsurfermatt1995]

Love 0:25 to 0:35

[Bankaiboi47]

@sk8rsurfermatt1995 haha so did I!!

[ilovehopsi]

big booty bitches!

[inuckchuck]

the marmot have tits! 0:33

[bartybum]

He eated all de snaks!!

[pb4life123]

sinma ya maaaaniaaaaaccc

[MrApplewoodcoyote]

So fat that hes falling onto his own weight!LOL!

[reyshakquit]

why the fuck Im watching this???

[ventussolder]

my friends cat is fatter lol

[MatsPT]

Fat!

[AgentSephiroth]

I want one.

[EpicChrisOFC]

Let me guess..... America?

[JcHizmeng]

@EpicChrisOFC God Bless Americuh

[ashleylovesdelfino]

he is such a little fat fuck aint he? rofl

ray ftw

[mynamebechichi]

Mommy?

[isaaadora029]

@PaperMan431

well, shame on you for having fed your cat so fat. animals should not be so fat, they could go and do his, and not just sit inside and eat them so fat that they can not go anywhere else than the food bowl. shame on you!

[fhk1993]

yes my pet fead mwahahahhahahahahhaa eat them all XD

[javemaru]

Very cute but poor fattie. Should loose some weight - much more healthier.

[cheeseeaters1]

in Soviet Russia Graham crackers eat you

[narusasu199]

kawaii<3

[Gasu94]

i love him = )

[deathjudge2006]

lol his fatness is what makes him so cute.

[monkey13003]

that is a FAT FUCK!!!!!!!

[Bankaiboi47]

OMFG!!!! HE is fucking adorable!!!!!!! Can they be pets? I never heard of them before. Imma get me one and fatten his ass up too!! :D

[planesrule100]

cute

[00rufino]

he is a at baster

[vile1983]

that needs a diet.

[isaaadora029]

Shame on those people who have fed this animal.

[MannickPanic]

damn this marmot is having a good time

[asdcvbert]

hes such a fat f*** isn't he? :D

[Shirosaki54321]

38.500 vieuws for only a fat marmot eating a cracker.......

cool :D

[henrikheit]

Stop feeding it with crackers xD it will become fatter and fatter o:

[fhk1993]

Fuck the  Kraken Release fat albert !!!!

[hyperlilspaz123]

XD sooo freakinnggg adorableees

[MrLileddy123]

fatass!!

[BeNnYrUsS2]

D'awwww it's so cute! :)

[Thelols50]

i want to see it flop over or roll around or something...

I WANT MOAR FOOTAGE

[franwashburn]

I resent this video, it looks like me!

[NiniRockalarm]

oh thats not funny :(

[MikeJosephic]

cute little fucker, he's got love handles...