Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me - Cellphone (HBO)

[mangobird75]

I've done that before...

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

I think we have ALL done that before! :]

[fuzykitty01]

i must be really old then. XD even though i'm nineteen. XD

[LoudLiveOut]

haha once my mom was screaming at me (i was in the room she was in the living room) to find her cell phone so im looking everywhere for it and i go to tell her i cant find it she gets all mad at me to find it. It was in her hand she was on facebook and i tell her she looks at me and says you better not tell anyone about this.

[RoxieRoxBanana]

@LoudLiveOut uhoh! now we all knowww!!!

[Triqaeon]

Lol I can so relate to this. I think we all have our uh-duh moments at one point or another. One time I got off the bus and thought I left my school bag behind on it. I waved down the bus but the bus driver didn't stop. Just as I was about to chase the bus I realized it was on my back ha ha. I must have looked like such a ninny.

[SAV99]

5 people never found their phones when this happened to them.

[spazchic]

I'm 16...this keeps happening to me...is that bad?

[Triqaeon]

@spazchic Don't worry it happens to us all. It has nothing to do with age.

[TheKaylalayla]

I did that once or twice I was disingenuous at when I found out what happen

[Xeroth377]

haha ! Call me back when you find it

[LadyMagnolia90]

I did that too once!!

[Drumlady12]

is it a shame that i didn't get the joke until the end?

[zeeba3999]

@Viljarism I do that with my glasses all the time, even though the frame colors would usually make it obvious where they are XD It usually takes me smacking my hand against them to realize it.

[Aubainex]

I've done this.... >_>

[tykk86]

I always do this with my lighter. >.<

[Ganggstah]

i dont get it

how did she loose her cellphone is shes on the fone to her friend ?

[Viljarism]

@Ganggstah It's the same joke as 'Have you seen my glasses?' 'They're on your nose, but you can't see them because they are translucent.' Since her phone isn't in her bag or in one of her pockets, she thinks she's lost it, however, she didn't lose it, it's in her hand, the last place she thought of looking.

[lashawnzmom]

@Ganggstah lol its just one of those moments lol i was lookin for mine once and it was in my hand lmao

[tie1002]

Lol, If I Ain't Did That Before!

[greendayluva1]

did you see the dislike bar?

yea me either

[snaketooth98]

im only 13 and i do that all the time! X3 and then my friend will come over and we'll still be on the phone and she'll say its in your hand taco(my nickname cuz i LOVE tacos) and i'll go ooooohhhhh!!! X3

[voidlam]

I've done stuff like this before, and I'm only 18!

Texting someone "Ive lost my phone"..

Bad though with my glasses.. losing them, while wearing them.

Well done me :3

[chaoticstar16]

lol im 26 & i always do that with my fone & glasses. one time i freak out thought i left my fone on the place that we were at earlier.. i was going crazy didnt realize im texting at the same time while looking for it.. its funny.. and my glasses o my god i always freak out cos i always lose it but i always ended up finding i was wearing it.. its stupid i have to buy necklace for it to wear it around my neck.. but still forgot its hanging on my neck and looks around that maybe i left it somewhere

[aimmiaaa]

call me back whn u find it!!! LMAO i thought everyone had done this b4?!?!

[rima110]

ROFL... i swear i done this before!!

[777fallenangel77]

I'm sad to say that I've gone one step farther. I spent three hours looking for my cellphone, then called my friend on my cellphone to see if I'd left it at her house when I was there earlier... Ohhh lawdddy. Yup, I was nineteen. It's been a reoccuring event ever since.

[maryjane4teamhelena]

3 people dont know good comedy

[mastervictor123]

I've done this too OMG.

[jessicarh87]

I've actually done this once but in my defense I was stoned as hell

[jlpipe99]

I do this all the time (20yrs old) but my mom is the worst. My mom put on her glasses to look for her glasses.

[CityKid206]

@jlpipe99 I've done that before (22yrs old). Looking for my glasses then realized I could see. Why's that? Cause I was already wearing them lol

[moonXnine]

@CityKid206 omg i do that crap all the fking time XD i think its because i dont feel them on my face its liek omg were are my glasses and i reach up and go oh(just turned 21)

[nezpercenathan]

@CityKid206 I haven't done it with the cell phone, but the glasses? Oh, yeah!

[jason6295]

im 15 this has happened to me at least 40 times during my 3yr contract and just the other day i wen to the clinic with my PSP when i walked out of her office i went crazy looking for it turns out it was in my hand with the prescription

[1Vella]

Lol I love her and think she's hilarious, but a million different people have done this joke.

She does it well though.

[MrJuly1990ish]

@1Vella

"but a million different people have done this joke."

Don't have to be a joke, I think a million different people have actually done this in real life, lol!!

[msjabuhal]

watch the whole stand up

in my channel

[SaulaFan11]

"Call me back when you find it." LMFAO!

[selty]

My god I didn't get it at first ROFL.

[JaimieCris]

Wanda is so beautiful! I just love her.

[sillystringgs]

hahaha omg that happened to me before and i was so close to running after the bus

[Beeevaaa]

She did this one in 2006, funnier now :)

[masbo]

It's not an age thing Wanda. I do a full body police check for my phone and usually it's in my hand or in the back pocket I tapped 7 times.

[12Yayo]

LMAO I do the same with my glasses

[IZICMORGAN]

I am 16 and it happens to me all the time:)

[lovejuancarlos]

:D Ahaha!

[CriticBot3000]

That happens to me with my glasses often.

[kissguy2]

XDD, lol, it happened once to a friend XD, she did the exact same thing.

[VeritasIncrebresco]

I look for my hat when it's on my head.

[CURIOUSSERA]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[BizzInd]

umm,,, the story with me and my keys!!! in my hand, and i go like crazy around the house searchin for them <3

[tinytoes409]

Brilliant!!!! Gottta Love WANDA!!!

[shellyk411]

OMG! That's something I would do!! LMAO!

[ginger4bailey]

Been there. I was talking on my iPhone about how I can't find my photos. They were on the iPhone.

[anatinoni]

That happened to me once!! I was talking to my best friend who was out of town and all of a sudden I get panicky and told her "I can't find my cellphone!"..My friend laughed during the rest of the conversation and I felt like the stupidest person on the planet! Afterwards I couldn't stop laughing!

[1lastsoldier]

i did it when i was 14...

[Amtrak1194]

ain't dat some shit!

i do that too!!!

[starscreamXfly]

LOL I have TOTTALLY DONE THAT BEFORE XD

[ROosthakid]

Have to admit I've done this a few times.

[girugado]

I love Wanda even I am a english as a second language spoken..I understand her sense of humor She is great!!Gg

[L200719]

FOLLOW @OS_SACANAGEIROS

[JMGAGI]

ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PHONE WHEN IT WAS DARK AND I WAS USING MY PHONE LIGHT TO FIND MY PHONE AND MY FRIENDS WERE LAUGHING AND GOING ALONE WITH IT UNTIL I FIGURED IT OUT SO EMBARRASSING

[platinumrubies85]

I think i left my cell in the store...call me when you find it!

[MedicBarbie]

Y'all sure Wanda ain't blonde? That's a ME moment... LMFAO

[MissCongresswoman]

it is real- she talkeed about it on ellen

[CellphoneTL]

thats happened to me before!!

[fsul1]

well she could have had two different cellphones for two different things.

[marifran1971]

She is my favorite! Funniest woman alive.

[lovejuancarlos]

Haha, Lord Have Mercy! :D

[vampiresarah]

@piggygurl44 My boyfriend did the same, he was talking to his dad on his phone, and had a number saved on it that he needed to tell his dad and went round looking for it getting quite angry that he couldn't find his phone. I was like ??? what are you doing? lol bless him

[skylar1477]

she mentioned this story when she guested in ellen...lol!!!

[kntspl]

Call me back when you find it.!

[iraqidolphin]

She's got the "just had babies" Mommy brain.

[madpimp100]

been there

[GeorgiaPeach87]

so true! lmao I do this all the time

[yourstereotype]

haha, this one is funny, kinda something I would do

[DarkEarthDragon01]

Haha.

I did that once xD I was talking to my best friend too xD I was like "I can't come to you. I lost my phone! I can't find it! It was here a minute ago!" she was like, "That's horrible! Have you looked everywhere?" "Yeah!" "Well, I'll call it and see if I can help you with that" "Ok" "I lost mine too!" "Damit!" ... this went on for about ten minutes xD

[tortillabarilla]

@DarkEarthDragon01 lol omg

[Willster54321]

hahaha i wear glasses and i forgot i was wearing them so i made an annoucment 2 my class 2 help me find my glasses.

embarrassing but it was a fun expierence

[jmendoza418]

she's amazing and I've done that before!

[bingome]

gotta LOVE wanda

[saucymare]

OMG IM LMAO- i think ive done that before myself lol

[XJ12lover]

i loved this on tv lol :D

[FoxHound109]

I'm 23 and I do this all the time! Ha, ha, ha, ha! <3

[anonwillprevail247]

@FoxHound109 i do that with my glasses. ile be warring them and i cant find them =p

[AlxMar5]

@FoxHound109 Same here! XD

[MzAmberJ]

Lol!

I've done that plenty of times smh.

[dalton1220]

Lol, I wonder if thats a true story! Wanda is an AWESOME comedian! (May not always agree with her views, but she ROCKS!)

[JaLulu1994]

@dalton1220 Haha I'm sure, I lose my phone while talking on it all the time. XD

[br33stAr10469]

@dalton1220 she said it was a true story lol smh