Employee Evaluation: Hey Sheeple!

[TheDickslash]

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! YEAH!

[appLeCrackz]

of course a government agent would say they are not a government agent nate

[LW89music]

dude was that brock lesner !

[LW89music]

wats the link for the screaming white dude hes funny ass fuck hahahahahaaa!

[blythersj]

ooooo shit mojo jojo oooo lol

[Froggatt]

Oh and you look like an albino.

[Froggatt]

WRONG WRONG WRONG, this guy just thinks he knows everything. You can tell he's obsessed with money and the human conditioning has run deep with him.

[ThaLukiLegacy]

Ohhh...So much anger me Tool Guy.

[d0zi7]

The psychotic dude yelling about shit is actually right. Obama's foreign policy advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski.. trained Osama in 1979 to fight the Russians. Reagan and Bush also sold them chemical weapons and now we call them "Terrorists".

[vangerwen79]

No control over their inside voice..haha

[MistressLuxuria]

Even though your ranting amuses me,I must object by stating that brainwashing is a real thing.Even the word government literally means "mind control" from the latin words "goberno" (to guide,to lead) and "mentis" (mind). Conspiracy theorists are being made fun of because it is a way to discredit them, it's also a technique used by the CIA and KGB to discredit people with high influence on public opinion who disclose sensitive information to the public. Screamy does the same without even knowing.

[1982patriot]

@MistressLuxuria ....damn. Well said. While I do think there ARE alot of odd conspiracy theories out there, I have seen for myself that criminals at ALL levels of society, (even at the top), do in fact, get together and conspire to commit crimes. Imagine the shit you could get away with if you had all those resources at your disposal. You could change the world...

[michillt9903523]

this is your only video i dont like. its like your working with the government which is why you now have the possibility to make it big. that sucks i was starting to really admire you.

[Irkski]

@michillt9903523 You must have missed the dry humor. Are you a steroid inducing metal-head?

[BronzeBellaBria]

"Her crotch is like a cootie-crock pot! NOOOO thank you."

[kenny6913]

As a general rule i have learned that the simple act of taking off my pants usually throws them enough for a win. Whether we are talking a physical altercation or a verbal sparring match, no one is ever prepared to fight or argue with a pants-less fat guy

[heatfilter]

"the big pinky rat " - oops. Erase that.

[heatfilter]

Loud guy is easy to quiet the big pinky rat with a needle full of air. No coming back from that ^_^

[ilovetiana19]

Thats true about bush

[sunchimedia]

lol inside voice

[nissanlover]

a large steel structure falling at the rate of gravity?? because of a airplane?? somethings gotta be wrong with that :l

[Loversmark16]

You did a vid on my bday ^.^

[jazzee87]

My trick is ending with the famous words...."oh is that so....?" and then walking away

[BowsAndWrenches]

to win by taking off my pants and putting them on their head and then I scream "CIA motherfucka"

[kalo484]

@megsalicious0408 you made me spit up my drink lol, thanks a lot

[alchemest12]

his back boobs moved up to make shoulder boobs

[98nalpak]

That (F.B.I.) shirt is from the other guys

[JacobOConnor666]

i just say "Cool Story Bro!" with my thumb up

[JMB129]

Anyone who feels they need to "win" an argument is not really thinking straight. They just want to win for the sake of winning, which doesn't prove any point whatsoever. Just listening to someone doesn't mean you're "losing" either.

[35BRE]

Nate is is like the Lance Armstrong of Vlogs! You can't beat him... and you wonder where he gets all that power!

[habibygun]

4:47 LMFAO

[Nikitabanana88]

pervertlol

[takeaction183]

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage

[TheBadbitchinc]

you should do adam hicks his nick name is aplus, he is a lil red headed boy who thinks he can rap

[RagerManiac]

MACHO MAN DIED YESTERDAY.......i feel like i can hear his screaming now.

[TheDickslash]

Oh my god! no! help! there is scorpions crawling out my butt hole!

[TheDickslash]

Oh no! Right now there is chow mein noodles oozing out of my dick hole! help!

[TheDickslash]

Do you like my big penis?

[TheDickslash]

Please! I need money to get to San Bernadino! My baby won't wake up! Don't discriminate against me!

[TheDickslash]

Help! I need money to get to San Bernadino!

[TheDickslash]

No no no no no no no no! no! why!!!

[TheDickslash]

NO! My baby's eyes are rolling in the back of its head, please! social security numbers now! PLEASE!!

[TheDickslash]

Somebody help! My baby is starving!

[TheDickslash]

Everybody! SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS PLEASE! MY BABY IS PUKING BLOOD!

[TheDickslash]

I rode a dick today for the first time!

[TheDickslash]

Sometimes my welfare doesn't pay enough you know. So social security numbers and banking information would be great!

[TheDickslash]

But yeah I really really need those social security numbers! I don't want my baby to starve.

[TheDickslash]

I got mah welfare check now I let my stereo play!!!!!!!!!

[imdjlt]

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage !!! That is one hell of a coincidence Nate are you psychic ???

[oldpplburnin15]

Dude didn't you have anOther channel where you posted up you as gamers talking trash?

[oldpplburnin15]

Nate...GET OFF THE BOOZE...one for alapha cat!

[vivicabrookecherry]

my trick to winning an argument is that i am always right :P

[MultiLadii]

i act crazy for example

GUY; WAT THE HELL DID U DO DAT 4

ME; was dat a fat joke!

GUY; WTH NO

ME: ooo so now im ugly

& jus wlk off gnl

[geneweaveskdot]

MOJOJOJO?? BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! X'D"

[geneweaveskdot]

You have a drinking problem nate :( Common, you gatta kick it, we all care about you <3 XD

[ulala8642]

yo this man is pissed OFF!!!!! lol omg that was too funny

[screamingsamurai]

roid rage?

[SocialButterfly56789]

I would love if u would do a employee evaluation on a vid called my hump by clippomania on youtube if u havent already

[gothamchix]

LOL Tantrum! I pass that place on my way to class. Glad I never went in there.....

[SamuelitoNunez]

my trick to winning in argument is making eye contact whoever im debatting with an saying u know what ok I'm right an your wrong..

[SexiiPiippy]

:) :)

[4evargraffiti]

Nate You have to stop drinking! You are drying up America!

[nataliexelaine1]

MOJO JOJO!

[tomato1]

I win arguments by calling shenanigans on everything that person says

[FunkyRob]

LOL at the pervert shirt at the end!

I wish you'd post links to the original youtube vids so that we can all leave death threats to them.

[NineteenPercent]

Haha.. you said 'inside voice'.

[ExtravertmE]

I'm so clearly mentally superior that people don't even start arguments with me. It's like, "Oh, you disagree? Please, oh master smarty pants, reveal the truth to your humble student."

[ExtravertmE]

Somebody's got the 'roid rage...

[3Life3]

That's easy. Accuse them of compensating for something. Probably a lack of mothers hugs and love

[Trencher1375]

My trick to win any argument is to start rolling my eyes, shaking my head back and foruth and saying mauah-mauha-muaaa in a garbleld voice.

[dukenukembunz69]

i honestly just start saying "gggggaaaaaayyyyy" gaaaaaayyyyy" and they usually just stop talking. very affective when random guy sits next to you at your local pub and starts talking to you when there are plenty of seats else where, but then hilary duff comes out and starts telling you how you can hurt gay peoples feelings.

[teddybruscie]

Look now we all know Bush Crashed the Towers so they can distract people in Hawaii so they can plant fake Birth Records so a Kenyan can become president. This has been well documented and your feeble brain is too small to comprehend such complexity. Its alright though I dont blame you. Not everyone possesses the genes to refuse the Governments various brainwashing techniques.

And Yes I know Im awesome.

[OrangeKushSoda818]

I like to throw shit around to win a argument.

[thomascrystal1992]

cud someone tell the how i can watch the whole video of the dude with his shirt off plzzz

[TheJohn864]

when i want to win an argument i pull out a shotgun.

[SirRealakaBOOK]

evaluate TYLER THE CREATOR....

[MamiSoooPrecious06]

lmfao @the u.s being run by mojo jojo LOL

[ExtravertmE]

@MamiSoooPrecious06 Totally.

[Kassandre]

Evaluate -1st lady selling pussy

Atrocious.

[grabass136]

did you evaluate chad warden yet?

[Jaleela20]

I win my arguments by takin a dump in the middle of the room

[Killaboss123]

Just say winning

[Killaboss123]

All you have to say is am I going to have to choke a bitch please don't tell me I have to choke a bitch

[mechupanlamonda]

nate, you just described the debate method of bill o'reilly

[mechupanlamonda]

nate, you just described the deabte method of bill o'reilly

[contsentkonfusion]

the trick to winning an argument. tell them to stop staring at my tits!

[natesvlogs]

@contsentkonfusion I'm only human

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

@natesvlogs So Nate if the Government is sooo good to us and doesn't want to kill us off, how come there's fluoride in our water and how did the fluoride get into our water,do you even know what fluoride does to you?How come they spray chemicals in our food and water to sterilize us?I bet your either not gonna answer or make a lame joke because you know your wrong,just admit that your wrong and stop brainwashing people,man up and face the facts....

[rianrobot]

Why would he want to read your psychotic opinion if you don't even know the correct usage of YOUR vs. YOU'RE..? Nothing you have to say is relevant.

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

@rianrobot Have you even done your research before you even open your mouth saying ''psychotic opinion'' ''nothing I say is relevant''?Instead of trying to sound smart with words why don't you be smart by using your head,are you really that dumb down....you should shut the fuck up honestly if you don't know what your talking about,response back when you have evidence or an explanation that ''Nothing I have to say is relevant'',if not don't say nothing at all.

[rianrobot]

@ILLUSIONofLIES Oh god, the fact that you thought I would read all that shit.. Fix your grammar is all I was saying, I don't give a shit about your theory, don't waste your time.

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

@rianrobot haha you obviously read what I said that's why you responded with a troll response,and you obviously had nothing to say so your last resort was my grammar,you fail....just give up and admit you are a sheeple,you say'' you don't give a shit about my theory'' but it's everyone's reality,it's proof that there's fluoride in our water and that there is chemicals in our food to sterilize us...the world doesn't revolve around just you it revolves around everyone.

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

I'm laughing at troll's like rianrobot,its funny how people try to pull you away from the truth but in the end they fail,he doesn't even know wtf he's talking about he's just one of those people who don't give a fuck about all of you and just try's to impress the host.

[rianrobot]

@ILLUSIONofLIES I stopped reading at my username. I wasn't kidding, I don't care.

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

@rianrobot Damn..some people are so dumb and slow you have to repeat it twice IN WORDS *response back when you have evidence or an explanation that ''Nothing I have to say is relevant'',if not don't say nothing at all.*

[rianrobot]

@ILLUSIONofLIES It's Respond*. Step that grammar up and someone might give your psycho babble theory some attention.

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

@rianrobot You must be the dumbest person i came across on youtube,this is the 3rd time i had to repeat,maybe this will help with more info since your so slow O_o....*response back when you have evidence or an explanation that ''Nothing I have to say is relevant about fluoride in our water and chemicals in our food and water'',if not don't say nothing at all.* Are you just that dumb or you have special ed problems......seriously x_x?The only person we see psycho and also babbling is you loser..

[rianrobot]

@ILLUSIONofLIES lmao it figures, grammar lessons are psycho babble to you, trolllllll.

[ILLUSIONofLIES]

@rianrobot If you want to talk about ''grammar lessons'' what does this spell out....SUCK MY DICK TROLL YOU FAIL.

[rianrobot]

@ILLUSIONofLIES epic win of this argument. u mad.

[AtoZlive]

@natesvlogs HAHA that shirtless guy is doitbig (MrPhatMuscle). I lift. I LOVE him. he's joking nate, you know this correct? I love you vids nate, yes I'm a 15 year old white child. lol. Watch his rants about planetfitness. He's funny.

[FrostfoxFilms]

If I was a female, I would start crying.

[flamef10]

I start screaming like Prince.

[Jadesmock259]

@wtfman591 he did claim responsibility for the attacks. He made several videos claiming the attacks. And if the government really did plan the attack, then what was their end game? It wasn't to start the iraq war because as history has shown the US government need no excuse to interfere in other countries affairs. So what were they trying to do when they took down the twin towers?

[Jadesmock259]

I just shout "I win all!!!" in the other person's face everytime they try to speak.

[Kaegolis]

when i want to win an arguement i first state my point, and as my opponent begins to make their point, i put my finger on their lips and say: "Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't fight it. Just let it happen."

and i repeat it over and over (and louder) until they 're either rly embarassesd or just give up. Then i give them a celebratory grope and go about my business.

[MoneyIsMyMajor]

the race card



[mattnfhs]

when i want to win an argument i start by calling them racist, next i will question there sexuality, then i will make a comment about their mother, usually doing sexual favors for me

[andrewclunn]

My trick for winning an argument is to just quote the Daily Show because it's real news, and not comedy, and Jon Stewert would never lie to me, and sometimes I quote the New York Times, but pretend like it's my own idea, and then I find an attractive celebrity who agrees with me, which proves me right, and if that doesn't work I call the other person a teabagger, cuz that makes me lol. Also drugs should be legal.

[UBCBEEF2K11]

evaluate somaya reece

[JOliienn]

by saying 'ok you're right :)' (sarcasme). and then walk away en refuse to argue again.

[rlxxv]

You should evaluate floyd "money" gayweather I mean mayweather jr.

[NpeezyINC]

My trick to winning an argument is saying I won and walkin away wit my middle finger behind me...I WIN HA HA

[mateyxlnz]

biggest accomplishment of my life: getting a comment in one of these videos

saddest moment of my life: realizing my biggest accomplishment is getting a comment put in a video

but hey, gotta dream big XD

[187grims]

i just scream at them

[picofarad2]

i also just litigate the hell out of them until they give up. not necessarily to win the trials, but just to bleed them of all patience and money. i learned it from scientology. it's all "fair game."

[picofarad2]

my favorite way to win an argument is to START TYPING IN A L L F U C K I N G C A P S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for when i can't yell. i mean i'm usually yelling when I do this anyway, but i've learned through much research and patience that people can't hear me by just typing.

[TheyCallMeNess]

I OWE MILLIONS!!!!!!

[scorpio209]

keep saying UMAD UMAD UMAD

[headachea23]

to win an argument, halfway through one i just stop the person and say "poopstains" this leaves them 1 confused and 2 they question whether or not if they have on clean underwear

[mamaduck81]

Fascist works, too, in a pinch.

[mamaduck81]

I actually call people Communists. I also instructed my children to do so. It's because we are winning

[kalabunga12]

What happened to Jane your secretary? lol

[yunarikku2723]

I win an argument by calling the person a liar.

[TEKITOcreations]

I win an argument by yelling "I WAS FROZEN TODAY !"

[dondon054]

yo nate, you should evaluate gangstaforgod1. a Christian gangster? hmmmm

[dondon054]

winning an argument? im always right so there's nothing to argue.

[bulltex95]

When I know I'm loosing the argument, I whip out my penis so there speechless and then I just walk away.

[ROBOTNINJA500]

back hand but it only works widda ladies

[adammmorris]

Stop drink nate. Now!!!!! Stop and get ur life togethet

[rainbowsenpai]

i win an argument by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up".

[somozar]

Nazi works, but "Commi" (as in Communist) works just as well :) Also, I try "fatty," that fucks with their self esteem, which is pretty effective.

[scaleblade]

Hey now. Don't put all of us conspiracy theorists in the same boat as THAT guy.

[selig7]

the only argument conspiracy therasist use when they are clearly proven wrong is.. "thats what they want you to think"

[kinghton]

JUST SAY BALLZ

[DanielTorres65]

you win an argument by telling the woman to go back into the kitchen and stay there

[panther21]

You should evaluate Tyler Perry and Tyler the Creator. It could be Tyler evaluation day.

[skillssaysitall]

I tell them their point of view was eloquently stated then go on to tell them how wrong they are. Ego trumps debate...

[BbubblyJ]

There was this one guy and every time we got in an argument he would yell "COMMUNIST!" and just walk away....well that made me shut up!

[TheViperfang8899]

I call them a cross dresser or a hermaphrodite

[skillssaysitall]

Evaluate Coochiness "My Bangs Bitch"

[theonlychubbychild]

your wrong.your wrong.your wrong.your wrong.your wrong.your wrong.your wrong.your wrong. (Repeat until they walk away)

[FrostfoxFilms]

@theonlychubbychild You're

[jcassady]

I start talking to my other personalities about how to deal with him. "I think he wants me to put the hurt on him. I think he wants you to put the hurt on him. You think he WANTS me to put the hurt on him?!"

[Guccibear100]

Also Im bigger than most of my peers, I dont argue, I just threaten people.

[Guccibear100]

I like the raging guy. That shit was hilarious.

[sexybubbles06]

My Trick of Winning An Arguement is  calling them Racists... ("Oh ITS BECAUSE IM BLACK HUH??")

[genalewis]

@sexybubbles06 Same, but I'm white. Confuses the hell out of people.

[TheMocitytx]

@sexybubbles06 dangit!!! thats what i was gonna say!!! lol

[somegirlchickperson]

I just wait until they shut up and then I walk away. Who cares who won? I know I'm right so I just want to make sure they're pissed as fuck when I leave.

[GamerOfSkills]

I show them my king kong dingalong. It does at least establish ethos, but it's also a very good logical argument

[Janiemm]

my trick to winning an argument is to take off my shirt and shake my tits. If that doesnt work, i offer to have sex with each other instead of arguing.

[MizRyderGurl]

Ctfu i like this dude!!

[AEIamPhoebe]

To win arguments all I do is take off my clothes, they'll either walk away or want something else :)

[MizRyderGurl]

@AEIamPhoebe ctfu

[Dabura911]

Point and Shout out ALKAIDA!!, they will get the ass thrown out lol :)

[mleek95]

To win arguments I usually just yell until they walk away.

[superlokkyking]

I like to tie them down and beat them across the face with a Bratwurst sausage. They never fucking argue with me after that.

[vastruedime]

Hey Nate, you need to do an employee evaluation on GLOZELL1.... She is very loud, obnoxious, has a dirty cluttered house and makes the most ugliest faces I have ever seen before in my life. she thinks she is some kind of comedian but not funny at all to me and makes a complete fool of herself.... Thanks

[KeelOvisioN]

why Chicago Larry sound like MC Hammer.......lol....pumps in a bump nigga

[KeelOvisioN]

To win a conversation just carry a unloaded gun and when they over talk you or wont see your point just calmly take it out and cock it back a sit it on your lap while firmly holding it not blinking works for me everytime.

[brandonlamarmusic]

"Rancid gumbo and old Quizno sandwiches" lmao hahaha! ewww! thats exactly what musty stankin ass smells like too... *Been in a stank ass club*

[Fatalerror300]

Nate i believe that Osama was behind the twin towers comign down but not tower 7, I watch footage of tower 7 coming down and then im supposed to believe a fire did that.. lol yeah ok

[TheMusicismygf]

I wouldn't say I WIN arguments but they definitely stop if I say some gay shit. Just making up things works perfectly.

[tazzytam123]

i win arguments by by looking some in the eye and saying 3 simple words.... "STOP! HAMMA TIME!" and then i dance away.... eventually they get my point

[luverchick]

ill just use the "oh is because im black" card and bam!

[hottieHG]

I win arguments by eating mustard and taco shells.  Then When I get mad I throw it all up on your ugly face(:

[jmeisintense]

Well one time I was in this argument, then I totally took it off track by talking about moon landings, JFK, MLK, Ghandi, god, WWII, rocky balboa, napoleon dynamite, and cheese whiz

[bottlecapbill19]

4 people think that 171 people are part of the conspiracy.

[aknpnk187]

Hmm... why would anyone get news from any source other than NATESVLOGS?