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  • Wow, I must be a terrible lesbian cuz I dont do any of this stuff (exept for 1:32) xD

  • hope you dont mind but i posted your video on my blog #teamlesbian

    6862.blogspot.com/2011/12/you-­might-be-lesbian-if.html

  • AJ your videos always put a smile on my face when i fill like shit! great video

  • I don't get why lesbians would be more likely to like cats. I'm not at all girly and I love dogs. It seems like a lot of atheists like cats to for some reason. Maybe I just find the whole cat liking thing confusing. I guess I might have a cat if there weren't other pet options, but who needs cats when we have dogs? ;-)

  • well I guess this makes me a lesbian :)

  • stereotypical?

  • @zXnum you're a tool, and we have sperm banks..and AJ, you're uber hot and funny as..best dyke on YouTube by a long shot :-)

  • now i wouldnt say all of these r nessasarily true

  • thank YOU, BlackTheatre. I am a femme lesbian, hate popular TV and would prefer a partner for long term companionship and old fashioned romance. call me a goodie goodie gal, but I don't call me straight.

  • holy shizz u said obsessed with alley mcbeal. I have always been obsessed with it but never know it was a dyke thing. thats freaking awesome

    1

  • i feel like such a femmie gay now

  • I'm a dude! I love lesbians, you just need to meet the right guy.When your girlfriend wants a baby, I can help you out. Since you don't have a dick . It's a joke laugh, but I'm serious call me. Not you, but your chick

  • oh no, i knew it. that's why people think i'm a lez...

  • I'm a romantic/spiritual lesbo for one biological female, I love it!

  • haha i'm quite sure i'm not a lesbian but these videos are great :D

  • 0:31 totally true, 0:35 lol yes, 0:53 true, 0:56 i totally want some but they arent my faves, 1:07 but they ARE!, 1:35 lol yes i do, 1:39 OMG we got one for our high school library haha!

    lol so im a lesbian? XD i dunno im bored

  • No self-respecting lesbian listens to the indigo girls anymore after all the transmisogyny their lead singer's been spewing.

  • LOL... awesome list.... though I an wondering about the "Oh, my goodness" one and what are the connotations of that one? That one kinda just went over my head.

  • ok I only got like 6 of those and i'm a lesbian lol. But I'm femme though so i dunno. It's been a pretty rocky few years for me but i finally am really happy with who i am (:

  • Wow! I'm a straight guy, a Sociology grad instructor from THE Ohio State University, and I may just play one or two of your videos. I love this!

  • YOUR SO AWSOME LOL!!!! LOVE THIS VIDEO!

  • Lol @ vibrator comment! <3

  • check, check, check... pahah. :P

  • you're cute as hell!

  • oh my fucken goodness!!!! i just got done watching the flagging video (both of them) and coppied the link and put it on my myspace and u say i MIGHT be a lesbian if i took notes... which mean ima full blone lesbian.

    At least now i know (sarcasm much)

    ranbow pride all the fucken way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Althought I don´t write English very well, I personally think that peaple is free. And I think She should make more exercies.

  • what lesbian likes you you look like an ugly man

  • erm, why is it called tuna talk? is that some kind of reference to eating pussy?

  • ...I might be a lesbian if I thought you are totally cute...which I do and you are! great video!

  • I'm a transguy and I totally passed :)

  • in the thumbnail, thought you were a guy! suuuure are butch! O_O

  • damn it and I thought I was striaght.

  • naa,i must love men.

  • if you are going to perpetuate stereotypes at least be funny

  • shit i really must like men^^

    what am i going to tell my girlfriend??

  • hey im a lesbian wheres my lovin?

  • I didnt get anyof those..ok i must like men

  • omg i took this quiz and i totally passed.. woo hoooo!.

  • Uh oh.

    Am i too girly to be a lesbian?

  • im a total lez .. where is my girl..

  • wow...i'm none of those.

    i feel like such a non-lesbian.

    *tear*

  • I'm all but 2

  • I could never whack it to butch lesbo porn =x bleh

  • I'm guilty of at least five of those things.

    I LOVE YOU.

    I'd propose to you if

    1) gay marriage was legal in Cali and

    2) if i wasn't under 18

  • LOL i cant believe i got this video up when i searched for Nirvana covers. o__o

    LOL.

    Can i be a lesbian if i subscribe? (Even though im a straight guy XD)

    this vid made me laugh :) your so funny XD

  • yes you can subscribe even if you are straight! tell your friends, k?!

  • haha well according to your list I'm definetly not a lesbian. But my girlfriend is. :D

  • lol

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

  • heyyyyyyyyy ladies!

  • Omg hahaha i swear your a clown but you dont have a red nose huge shoes and creeper status. Ur list made me a lesbian. Lmao ;D

  • no, i'm not a creeper!

  • uh oh i dont seem to be any of these things...mayyyyyybe im confused!!!but i did subscribe!

  • your glasses are crooked.

  • LOL I bet she does!!

  • why are u so immature dude.

  • I like tuna.

  • IDEA!! you should make a t-shirt.. on the front.. it says.. "i watch tuna talk" or something with "tuna talk" and "HEYY LAAADDDIIIEESS" on the back.. i would buy 4..

  • OMG

    im a lesbian :O

    LOL

  • LMFAO I rock a fohawck

  • I guess I'm sorta a lesbian since I subbed and friend-invited you. Is it a problem that I'm male? :)

    Henrik

  • hey there! I dont get the "oh my goodness" joke.  Can anyone enlighten me? =)

  • is it something to do with how lesbians apparently use hypercorrect language (for example: don't becomes do not). Apparently women (not just lesbians) feel they have to speak like this.

    I could be wrong. Feel free to correct me anyone =]

  • omg i love it....

  • i must be a male lesbian....because i totally subscribed.

  • OMG!! Love love love love love love love this! I am so subscribing!

  • Oh no, I was only three of those things! Does that mean I'm not a lesbian?

  • this is the video that made me want to sub to you

    lmao

  • you might be a lesbian if you have 15 cats like i do! :D but im a guy so i cant be a lesbian.....dang...

  • You also might be a lesbian if you like girls XD

  • Ok I was all but one of these!!

  • That's butch lesbians. There are a lot of very feminine lesbians as well.

  • I'm straight but you are so fun to watch!!

  • That's ok! I love gay loving straight people! I'm an equal opportunity vlogger!

  • thats just stud girls :(

  • hehehe...yup!

  • I do still have the tape of ellen coming out!

  • i have most of those characteristics and i'm straight... what's that mean?

  • than you're a lesbian TO BE;))

    Cheers

  • hahaha... hmmmm well then, hello :)

  • Hahaha I'm the worst lesbian ever.

  • no i just think portia is the hottest thing on the earth :P

  • ....stop spying on me! eeehee joking. no seriously, subscribed to your videos,know how to change the oil in a car, Have a harley....now I am absolutely certain i'm lesbian lol great vid ^_^ freakin brilliant.

  • Haha,funnyy!

    I guess i'mnot a lesbian then, how odd! Back to men i go...

    x

  • lol damn you got me with the organic foods

  • The Quran allows sex between man and man. Does anybody know if they allow sex between two women?

  • Mwahha. Leisha Hailey<3

    You should read 'Between Mom & Jo' and 'Keeping You A Secret'.

  • Haha funny video. My friends like to call me when their car breaks down and I know how to change my oil. Ahh to be a Lesbian! I've only watched a few of your videos but liked all the ones I watched, thanks for making them!

  • I got like 8 of those.

  • Only got like 3 out of how many...?

    I'd like to add to your list "if you find your tongue in a girls...mouth."

    Cause that I do.

  • ROFl, not a lesbian, however you were right about the organic foods and cat shelter volunteer work.

  • I just realized that im the worst lesbian ever...

  • LOL me too :S

  • LOL same here.

  • hmmm... mormon lezzy? i guess i'm gonna have to find a way to work with that.

  • Omg...i called my lesbo friend when my car broke and she made me fix it!!!

    lesbo initiation!! :) luv the vid..keep em comin!

  • Omg, I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body. Love the show, keep up the great work.

  • LOL

    "if you were obsessed with the show Ally McBeal"

    man... so I could have already known that I am a lesbian in season one before Portia joined the cast =)

  • XD ahh I have to answer to yes to most of them XD

    - You just got another subscriber. o3o

  • Awesome job. You might be a lesbian if you own more than one polo shirt AND it's what you consider "dressing up". :)

  • I got one out of the bunch... Apparently I'm not a lesbian. What a relief! I guess I'm just a regular heterosexual guy. :)

    But seriously, I hate when guys say "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!" I always reply along the lines with, "Really? You like the Indigo Girls?!"

  • Loved it :) Loving them all actually. You go girl!! Your BFF :)

  • i love you long time, cant wait to see you in seattle!!!

  • If your mom calls your best friend a lesbian.

  • i always wonder what leisha is actually thinking when she says 'heres to not catching the bouqet' and then they burst into fits of laughter...

  • oh you figured me out. i just subscribed. LOL

    love your vids!

  • and for subscribing - that makes you awesome

  • i love you.

  • i love you too.

  • the only ones i do is the babe land one and the shopping in the mens department..oh and being subscribed to u... i think its time i went back to lesbian highschool lol!!, you should do a comical vid on how to be a lesbian (unless like loads of straight girls watch and follow it...then it could be the end of dating as we know it! lol!!!)

  • You're not the only one who needs to go back to Lesbian High School. I most of skipped too many classes.

    Any way, nice vid J

  • My goodness, I just subscribed to you. So I guess I'm a lesbian... And here I thought I was just your average fag. Oh well. You rock AJ.

  • the only one that applies to me is that I'm subscribed to you.

  • oh... I'm like the WORST lesbian in the world. I'm nothing like that!

  • I DO wonder what kind of yogurt Leisha was eating. hmmm.

  • dear God I'm such a lesbian

  • lol O.o oh my goodness that kinda rocked

  • that is why subscribing rocks...you'll never miss a vlog.

  • lol it makes me laugh because some are dead on lol like the faux hawk.....

  • oh..you are too cute...... :D

  • i know ...j/k

  • lol..goodness

  • why does Ally McBeal make you gay?

  • this is why you should be over 18 to have a youtube account...

  • who r the indigo girl's? (soz if i spelt it wrong) but yeh, most of the other stuff r true

  • look up some of their videos...

  • haha these sound like "you know you're a dyke" more than "you know you're a lesbian."

  • well shit...Imma bad lesbian. Well I had a one night stand...and the hawk so I still fit in..lol.

  • OMG!!! IM GAY!!! How will I tell my therapist?

  • I wonder who you copied this from :)

  • um, who did I copy this from? It's strange that I wrote this myself.

  • im always the first person they call, when their car breaks dOwn

    i do cOrrect the OMG thing

    i watch the ellen coming out episode all the time

    ellen and porsha are the hottest

    i shop in the mens dept

    ive taken nOtes [lol]

    i wunder what the cast of the l werd is dOin on there off season

    i kno wha daggin, stone, fem, top, butch, bottom mean

    and i SUBSCRIBED!!!!!

  • heheheehee

  • Shit! I think I might be a Lesbian. Damn, I better wake up my girlfriend and let her know. Thanks AJ!

  • You totally rock! Although the mullet comment would do well with Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck.

    Another few to the list play(ed) rugby and or softball and were good at it.

  • Your so cute

  • Hilarious :) love it!

    Keep 'em coming... :)))

  • I love that Yoplait commercial :D

  • that was great!

    you're fantastic, you know?

    I <3 you AJ

  • maybe not fantastic....just funny!

  • ha ha ha well said and you got a sub! rolf !

  • Thanks for the sub!

  • very well said !

  • HAHA! loved it! You're really funny!!! :D

  • hahahahaha good one.

  • Five starts AND favorited...

    You're awesome AJ!

  • you are awesome

  • LOL, I just have to watch your video's just to hear some of the silly things you say. I love them! Now one of us Lipstick dyke's need to come up with, You know Your High Femme IF since your list I think about 1 thing applied to me. Keep up the humorous video's A.J you are a doll <3

  • This list could go on forever ;)

    That was cute!!!

  • do you have uneven ears or did you do something to your glasses because they look crooked?...my ears are slightly uneven...so dont feel bad if they are lol

  • OH GOD I THINK YOU MADE THIS VIDEO FOR ME AND MY CLOSET LESBIANNESS.

    Stop trying to drag me out of the closet babe

  • but I do not have a vibrator in my car.... I'm NOT a lesbian ? ;)

  • if you match like 2 of them, you are.

  • awesome. pure, awesomeness! i love you AJ.

  • loooool...loved it...I'm subscribing..(;

  • i'm excited!

  • You're the 'token dyke' surrounded by a group of gay men (or, all your facebook friends are gay guys)... who are more feminine than you have EVER been (which isn't that much)... and then you wonder why you can't get a date... despite that you get the boys dates/hookups like woah all the time.

    I see this around the Philly area a lot... and that's how I've met 2 of my last 4 dates. haha

    ps: Well done as always, AJ!

  • you might be a femme if...

    you identified with 2 or less items in this video, but still think AJ is pretty damn cute...especially with glasses slightly askew!

  • lol srsly

  • my glasses just look crooked, they're really not! i think it's the shadow maybe?

  • lol Well done, that was awesome!

  • K...I only meet one of those criteria.."knowing what Top, butch, femme etc means" BUT I swear Im a lesbian! hmmm...maybe you oughta make that 'you might be a butch/tweener if you..." cos as a femme..I struggled to meet that criteria! I think Im a lesbian cos I only sleep with butch women...surely that makes me a lesbian?

  • haha oh my god i was nodding to so many of them.

  • its not oh my god, its "oh my goodness", lol =D

  • haha yeah so i wasn't nodding to that one

  • AJ! Ilove you. i am so drunk right now,. but come to ny again, so we can meet up. I am working on a new video response. what do you want me to say in it. hahah! seriously, come back to ny, i'm sad i missed you.

  • i might go to NY for new years, stay tuned.

  • AJ!!!! i uploaded a video for you to see! but for some reason its not letting me leave a comment on your page, or maybe it is, oh boy i'm drunk. But check out my love for you. and i'm sorry if this ends up getting posted a million times! anyway, yay.come to upstate ny though!!fuck it, i will drive down to nyc to see you, it will be amazing!

  • You're making it very difficult for me to be a lesbo here...FYI.

  • awesome!

    there really is a book called heather has 2 mommies? i want it lol

  • yep it's a real book.

  • ahahaha that little thing at the end was so cute

  • What about a bike-cycle and Indigo Girls on the iPod?

  • Lol, I WORK at the organic farm. Don't have a car, but I have to make a lot more work done in neccasarry one my stupid mountain bike. -_- WD-40 is your friend. O_O

  • You might be lesbian if you wear a tie to work.

    Then run home afterwards because you can't wait to see the beaverbunch vlog of the day :)

  • OH, OH, you might be a lesbian if you've heard "I don't know if you recognise me from YouTube but.." as a pickup line.

    Sorry, that's all I got. ;)

    Great video! (as always)

  • haha, hey that pickup line works. ask tina and michelle --- did we wait in any lines, NO! ha!

  • hehe, it's a GREAT line. I'd love to be able to pull it off myself.