Wonderful video! by the way my brother found this well known diet called: Impact 790 Diet and shed 14 pounds within a month. I can not remember the actual site just Google it.
@MrMultiJohnson By the way, I have just read back through the comments & if you think I endorse all the discussions then you're severely mistaken. Half the arguments have nothing to do with anything. I to get peeved at people who start talking about things that have nothing to do with the actual subject at hand. You call me a drone, what a laugh. Drones like YOU come to videos like this so you can put others down & try to make yourself feel superior because you're not "religious".
@MrMultiJohnson My point was that you conveniently left out that it was "christian" comedy. Yes, the reason we look at it is for the comedy. But if you seriously thought that you would go to a video titled "christian comedy" & have NO discussion about christianity then you are more naive than I thought. If you didn't want to see discussions about christianity, then why click on a video that you know will have christian content in it? Why not click on a link about Jeff Dunham or Robyn Williams?
@MrMultiJohnson Dude, wake up! You clicked on something that was labelled "Christian". What exactly did you think would be discussed? It's fine for you to have your opinion, but you're not making sense. If I walked into the White House & grumbled & moaned about everyone talking about politics & wishing all the workers there would talk about something else, I'd be laughed out of the place. Sheesh!
Hello everyone. I am a Christian Rapper and I am asking the Christian community to help me out with something. Could you please view my videos and give me some feed back on my videos? If you like what you see please comment, rate, and subscribe. Rapping is something I feel passionately about. Thank you for your time. God Bless
@Focant a 'christian' comedy video about diet and exercise. Completely related. What would you expect anyway? It's an illogical ideal vs a public arena. Even more reason why christians should keep it at church.
@BRD85 I agree with you totally. I just said something to that guy because I felt bad for the people he bashed down. No harm intended. I think this video is hilarious. Taylor Mason is also hilarious, but my favorite comic is bill engvall.
@christiangoof lol I wasn't trying to single anybody out. I've just seen a lot of debates (actually, more like arguments that 5 year olds would have) on videos that don't seem like would spark something like that. haha so I don't even know if your comment is what I read.
anarchy3E 1 I rather know Jesus as my Savior and I do believe in miracles and I believe in trust faith and honesty. I see it everyday in my child, she was born blind. My husband called his great uncle, who is a Chruch of God preacher. They did a 3 way call and a prayer session of one accord. My daughter can see now. By the gift of our Lord Jesus. I dont judge you in your belief, it's not my place to judge. But I will see Glory one day and know that Jesus will gladly accept me as Iam.
@anarchy3E the only thing you are right about, is that hell is not funny at all, real yes, so you do not want to spend eternity in that place, and about the rest of your comment, it's just your perssonal opinion.
I don't c y some ppl believe in things that MIGHT be true. Sure I'll gladly believe in god if u give me some proof like science and math. Other then that I don't waste time and energy in believing things that can't be proven.
@tiankaiwen then tiankaiwen, i am afraid that based on your own statement you can not believe that god does NOT exsist. Whatever you chose to believe you have to have faith that it is the right one and hope that you are correct. (personaly i would say that the "god does exsist" one is the safer bet cus if you go with "he doesn't" and it turns out he does you are screwed for eternity. see rev. 20:15 and a few of the preceeding verses
@kkmaye agreed. It is useless to argue about religion since no one is gonna win. Just believe in what you want and everyone will be happy. And yes i know it would be safer, but i just can't bring myself to believe in it tho :\
It makes me sad that people are so lost without God that the only other direction there is to go in these arguing comments is down.
Here's the hard cold truth. One of us is generally happy saying what we're saying, and the other one is getting angrier and angrier. Argue THAT instead; it'll actually get you somewhere.
God does exist, Jesus does save. One day you'll have no choice but to believe that, whether you do it before or after you die is your choice.
It makes me sad that people are so lost without God that the only other direction there is to go in these arguing comments is down.
Here's the hard cold truth. One of us is generally happy saying what we're saying, and the other one is getting angrier and angrier. Argue THAT instead; it'll actually get you somewhere.
God does exist, Jesus does save. One day you'll have no choice but to believe that, whether you do it before or after you die is your choice.
This guy is Great! I love to hear a clean comedian... It's hard pressed to find a comedian who doesn't use foul language or vile script. Rock on Jeff Allen! Very enjoyable!!!!
I agree that people should just be commenting on the video. I also strongly believe you should have enough respect for people to watch your language on these posts.
Let me put it this way: scientists defend evolution, not because its "true" but because they know God is real and they dont want God telling them what to do. Thats the truth.
ok, let me educate you. if you think i believe in some "big bang theory" and hello, theres a person suddenly created or animals created from a bunch of dust and rocks you are obviously insane. and if you think that i evolved from a freakin monkey that is also an insane assumption. You cant prove to me that there isnt a heaven and i cant prove to you there is. trust me, you will meet Jesus one day, and i promise when you do, all of the bad in your life and these rude comments will be shown to you
I truly believe that religion and science can co exist. How do we know God didn't use the big bang theory to create the universe. The Bible doesnt say "God created the heavens and the Earth, but he didn't use the big bang theory" does it? Whenever science finds something, to me it doesnt disprove God, to me it solidifies the fact that our God is truly brillant.
science and the bible do co exist the bible has nothing agenst science evolution on the other hand it dos and i do believe in the big bang god said let there and bang it was there
I believe that God created everything like the Bible says he did. I think that assuming that he did things the only way WE can see rational (and by the way, it's not that rational of a theory) is undermining God's power and insulting Him.
@MP3JR actualy you have more of a point than you realize. "the big bang" proves that the universe has a finite begining. Infact when known aethisist and renowned scientist, Albert Einstien discovered that the universe was expanding he Rejected his own findings and created the "cosmological constant" to keep the universe stable. (Hubble latter proved that the universe was not only expanding but accelerating) Eisnstien latter said that that was the worst mistake he had ever made
@MP3JR Yes God and sience has to co exist...he created it. But it did say that God spoke the world into existance. Don't remember it saying anything about a bang.
@Hendrick4404 Don't try to educate people, you are clearly in no position to do so. The generally accepted path of human evolution doesn't see us evolve from monkeys, rather the two evolve from a common ancestor where the species divided (so to speak). I do find it amusing how people use jesus as a symbol of love and a vengence as and when it suits them, very indicitive of why people made religious myths to begin with.
@Janoslechner Sorry the majority of America doesnt believe that. Dont do what your telling me not to do. You are clearly in no position to argue it either.
@Hendrick4404 you just spoke without saying anything. Don't try to put us on a par, you spouted conclusions based on folklore and a misunderstanding of scientific theory, I then tried to correct your misunderstandings. I don't care if you accept evolution, just as long as you understand the theory properly, which anyone who thinks a scientist would say we evolved from monkeys does not.
What would america not not agree with? Be more specific. Anyway, truth ain't no democracy.
@Janoslechner You said dont speak without knowing what im talking about. All you've done with science is draw conclusions that arent particularly proof. Folklore you call it? Its called the Bible and the teachings of a man who actually existed and was the son of God who was nailed to a cross do die for mans sins. You better be glad he died because your gonna need all the help you can get. Just a side note on something completely unrelated, we are not a democracy. Its called a republic.
@Hendrick4404 This is going nowhere. You just seem to be a typical yt theist who loves circular argument, strawman arguments that save you having to think about serious objections to your position, and (it seems deliberately) missing the point. If you read scientific articles by respected authors then maybe you'd appreciate logic and reasoning.
Also democracy isn't contradictory to a republic, they refer to different things.
Anyway, the comedian was funny, just comment on the actual video.
@Janoslechner How is it strawman arguments? Its not. Im not going to get into a 6 month long debate on youtube in comments about what science says and what the Bible says. Its not worth my time. I know the truth, you dont. By the way, its not being a theist, is called being a Christian. Lets just be specific. I have read many things on what "respected" scientists say and a lot just doesnt add up. The Bible makes complete sense. Theres not a whole lot to be disputed. Im done arguing. Bible=truth
@Hendrick4404 well your not evolving from a monkey comment is a strawman. Of course it would be stupid to say you evolved from a monkey, there is no evidence for that, however no one is seriously saying that. Your comment was a deliberate distortion of the scientific position.
Anyway, that's way mature of you to say this isn't worth your time after i'd already said it was going nowhere, ha ha.
We can wrap this up now anyway, you've converted me. It was bible=truth that got me. Praise the lord.
@Hendrick4404 Don't try to educate people, you are clearly in no position to do so. The generally accepted path of human evolution doesn't see us evolve from monkeys, rather the two evolve from a common ancestor where the species divided (so to speak). I do find it amusing how people use jesus as a symbol of love and a vengence as and when it suits them, very indicitive of why people made religious myths to begin with.
@fukdyamum I will not take it elsewhere. You take it elsewhere. Nobody forced you to watch this video. Nobody told you to watch a Christian comedian. You chose to. You chose to click on a video you would be unhappy with and the comments relating. Take your hate speech elsewhere!
@Hendrick4404 dude all i see is about 20 comments from you, get a life, go to church whatever but dont waste your time leaving comment after comment, your talking to yourself.
@fukdyamum How about......... NO! Your the one who needs to get a life. You werent in the discussion. It was between me and someone else. Your the one who is unhappy with this video because its "religious". You cant just enjoy the comedy, instead you have to insult me and every other Christian by telling me to take my business elsewhere. I will NOT take it elsewhere. You just dont watch the video! Now get out of your moms basement and go to work like the rest of us.
im not unhappy with the video, in fact i thought it was quite funny.
I havnt insulted christians. just YOU! i said take your religious bullshit elsewere! suddenly ive offended christians? if you can understand the bible then surely you can understand my comment.
me get to work? how many comments you have made? you need some friends, stop being hiding behind religion and get out of the closet.
fuck you and have a nice day, i will not be wasting my time commenting back to a loner like you.
@fukdyamum A loner like me, ha ha! Im a full time guitar player that plays for thousands of people a night and make alot more money than your unemployment check. I work sometimes during the day but mostly at night. I have a house thats paid for and a girlfriend who lives with me. I drive a brand new truck and live back and forth between Florida and Nashville, and im the loner? ha ha ha ha! You know NOTHING about me. However you are the one unemployed and living with mommy. Get a life.
you also know nothing about me, im not replying back to you no more, your nearly bringing me down to your level. i dont live with my mum, wow you play guitar, i run a studio and dabble with many labels, i see wanabbes like you everyday, before you reply to me, your obviously one of these wankers on youtube who has never uploaded a video!!!!! you just come on here to argue because yoyr life is so crappy, dont talk to me.
@fukdyamum Thanks but no thanks, i dont need to upload youtube videos to promote my career. So what, you run a studio. Ive worked my entire life to get where i am, i lived on next to nothing in Nashville before making serious money. Im a country guitar player at heart, but im also a serious jazz and classical guitar player as well. Those are my foundation. I see losers like you all the time as well who thinks because you can put a few beats together your a real musician and artist. Your wrong.
@Hendrick4404 What kind of christian example are you setting when you are bashing this guy down? That's what drives people away from Christianity. I'm a fellow Christian also, and I don't think it's right to talk to someone like that. In John chapter 15 versus 9 - 17 it talks about loving others just as God loves you. With us being Christians it is our job to go into all the world and preach the gospel of Jesus Christ. It is not our job to judge others by any means at all.
IF there is a God, then I promis you s/he is NOT petty like that.
Or do you really thin God will say: "hey remember all those rude coments you made on youtube? well now your gonna pay zap!!" XD
If there IS a God whos all loving mersiful forgiving then s/he wont CARE if you belive or not.. Ppl do what you want in life belive in what you want there is no way of knowing anyway. And remember God is NOT petty
@tissetatten Of course he's not going to say that. You will be reminded of your sins and life and how good you were as a person and how devoted to Him you are. By the way theres no question of he or she you moron. There is the Father (God) the Son (Jesus). Men. Which shows just how much you know.The Bible says the only way to Heaven is through Him. You must believe. God said anyone who is not for me is against me. I wouldnt want to be against him.
@Hendrick4404 I love how you disprove an intensely researched scientific theory proven by men more intelligent than yourself just by calling it "insane". Well I guess as a Christian, facts and logic really haven't treated you well over the years so why should you use them.
@globalchaos1984 Theres one more attack on Christianity by you. "I guess as a Christian..." Thats pretty pathetic. Im not allowed to not believe in science but your allowed to bash Christianity, the Bible and Jesus.?? And im the one who doesnt have logic? Whos the hypocrite here? Thanks for proving once again that Christians are much more discriminated against than atheists.
@Hendrick4404 Christians are discriminated against because their beliefs are based on nothing more that myths, just like Scientology just with more years behind it making it more believable.
@globalchaos1984 If you say so. Its not false beliefs at all. If you think that Jesus didnt exist, that he didnt die on a cross for mans sins, and that he wasnt resurected and an empty tomb i cant help you. I cant argue with someone who is asking me to believe in some science "theory" who cant accept or even acknowledge my beliefs. Have a nice life, cant wait for the day you have to stare God in the face and face the possibility of burning for eternity.
@RetiredYet No i havent but it amazes me how people ask you to be so tollerant of atheists or anyone who doesnt believe in God but help us all if you dont believe in their "theories". It makes me sick. Like i said to the last guy, i cant wait for the day all of them have to stare God in the face and acknowledge he exists.
@chalkus The Big Bang theory suggests we became as we are today by mere chance. The heart is a pump that works for 75 years without a break, the lungs have enough surface area to cover a tennis court and the brain adapts to any situation we face in life; it learns own its own, it also uses more electric pulses then today's most advanced machine. The chances that these organs combining together at random along with 206 bones, millions of nerves and several Pints of blood are astronomical
yeah... and the chance that anything else would have happened are eqally astromical, think about it, everything happended by chance, so everything is relative, that means anything could have happended, its like when you say that you are going to have a baby, there are millions of ways that baby could have turned out, but in the end i turned out the way it did, that means its relative and therefore pure chaos but thats just the way it is and we cant change it, ever, so just be happy with it.
@bigjoeify Personally I don't believe in something just happening. When you wake up in the morning you PLAN to take a shower and eat breakfast. It doesn't just kinda happen... Chance just seems like a lazy way of saying "I don't know"
@chalkus Ok, whatever you say. The secular socialist revisionist think you know it all wannabe scientists know it all. Everybody in the world who believes in God is an idiot which leaves a small minority of the know it all's. Jesus was not a cult leader, he didnt force you into believing, it was your choice. And he didnt have to brainwash people into believing. Charles Manson was a cult leader. He brainwashed people. Jesus left the decision to man.
@Hendrick4404 jesus was a cult leader, he brainwashed people - he did not leave the decision to man. endless religious rulers, in an attempt to benefit themselves have imposed christianity on their population.
you really need to look into the histroy of christianity... the bible is not evidence
@Hendrick4404 Did you just threaten some internet asshole with jesus? That's really fucking stupid. I understand that you feel the human desire to "one-up" people you see as adversaries. But think about the message your trying to send once in a while. Overrule your emotions and don't alienate the very ones you claim to be trying to reach.
@Hendrick4404 While I am also a Christian (and try to be all of the time), I find it wrong that anybody should criticize anybody else for how they feel. For example, if an atheist were to criticize me for my belief in Christianity, I would be irritated with them. Let those who are wrong in their beliefs continue how they feel; nobody can force them to change. They'll regret it later.
@oaaserud How nice of you to think that. You say Christians are less intelligent than atheists but I can disprove evolution scientifically. Hemoglobin and red blood cells have been found in UNFOSSILIZED dinosaur bones. Supernovas are stars that have exploded and have released dust that expands in the amount of space it takes. We have not found widely expanded ones that would be found in an old universe. Also, Noah's Ark has been found.
@GrimmThePhantom hahahahahhahaha. you cant disprove evolution, you just prove you are mentally retarded by saying dumb things like that.. we have seen supernovas which has blown up 3 billion years ago.. making up dumb things wont make it right. just continue believing that harry potter is real.. but dont go around lying, just shows how dumb you really are
@oaaserud Those supernovas are still at stage one and if they were three billion years old, they should be at stage three. However, we have never seen a stage three supernova.
@GrimmThePhantom still cant stop laughing about how you can disprove evolution.. religious cunts have tried to disprove it for hundreds of years, and it is still a theory, meaning it havent been disproved. religion on the otherhand, is a religion, not even a theory and have nothing to do with science at all. if you think you can disprove how your computer works, internet, cell phones etc.. go ahead! =D still amazes me how dumb religious people can be.
@oaaserud Wow! Look at all of those scientific facts you just gave me! Wait a minute... all you did was ridicule! We have seen supernovas in stage one (small expansion) but if there were some that were billions of years old, we should see a few in stage three (large expansion). Still no rebuttal to my fact about The Ark being discovered.
@GrimmThePhantom we have seen supernovas in all stages, and we know what temperatures it creates when it is at its biggest, i dont know where you get your information but its clearly wrong. no we havent found "the Ark".. please read offical papers, not religious lying ones
@oaaserud You say that without a source. There is a book which talks about the entire subject of supernovas and states that there are no stage three supernovas. K. Davies, " Distribution of Supernova Remnants in the Galaxy," p. 175-184. If you have the money, you could go to Noah's Ark National Park in Turkey.
@GrimmThePhantom ive seen photos and videos of stars, and we study debre from supernovas on earth. i googled your ark: "archaeologists and historians are taking the latest claim that Noah's ark has been found about as seriously as they have past ones—which is to say not very." great evidence you got there........ i only stick to facts and things i can prove. not retarded invisible aliens who claim to be perfect and starve millions of children to death each day
@oaaserud Okay, you've seen pictures of stars and space debris. Good for you! There is space debis such as dust from supernovas but the debris from one supernova has not reached the large expanse of space that it would if it was there for billions of years. Your rebuttal for the Noah's Ark discovery was just an insult with no facts to disprove the Ark. Aliens don't exist. Children are dying of starvation because we live in an imperfect world because of man's sin.
@GrimmThePhantom i just quoted what scientists said about your Ark discovery, its not the first time they claim to have found it you know.. LEARN about space, matter, energy and light, instead of claiming stupid things.. religion have allways hated science because science is what kills religion, like when religious people thought the planet was flat =) aliens dont excist? =D thank you for that information, so you are now claiming god is from earth or dont excist at all?
@oaaserud You really don't like to listen. GOD IS NOT AN ALIEN! ALIENS DON'T EVEN EXIST, THEIR SPACESHIPS COULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY OF MOBILITY! God is not of the earth, our galaxy, or the universe. God is out of time, space and matter. Time, space and matter do not effect God. Your scientist quote just said, "We're not going to take this seriously." Does that prove the Ark discovery wrong? NO! It just proves that scientists don't like to take stuff seriously!
@GrimmThePhantom your stupidity has no bounderies.. alien = not of this world. so anything from somewhere else = ALIEN. how do you know if god is out of time, matter and space?? and how do you know how it affects him? =S have you spoken to this super terrestial? scientists dont like to take "stuff" seriusly? hahah, its the 1000 time they say they have found the ark, why would this time be any different when even other religious people say its wrong compared to the bible?
@oaaserud The Ark, which was found in one of the valleys of Mt. Arat the landing site. It is also the same size, it also has been dug into to find petrified wood, timbers, and stone bolts. "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." That says He created time, space, and matter and is outside of it. I shall repeat: "In the beginning (time) God created the heavens (space) and the earth (matter)." You've seem to have given up on the supernova argument.
@GrimmThePhantom hahaha. your retardedness still amazes me.. saying bullshit stories wont make it real, proof will. and the proof of your story aint even believed by christian scientists, and they believe anything. learn about space dude, if god is outside space, then he couldnot have created it. your say retarded things that proofs you have no information or knowledge about the subject at all. read something thats not religious so you actually learn something
@oaaserud Allow me to explain this to your ignorent mind: We made computers. We designed everything of the computer and all of it's functions...BUT we are not of the computer. Is this starting to sink in yet? Try this: Salt is entering the ocean faster than it is escaping. If the earth is billions of years old, there should be more salt in the oceans than there are today.
@GrimmThePhantom haahhaha.. if our planet is 6.000 years old you wouldnt see more than 15 stars in the night sky all together, your computer wouldnt work, nor would anything that relays on the speed of light. now trow your bullshit story into the trash, and learn something about the fuckin planet you live on
@oaaserud Last I've checked: I see many stars, my computer works and the speed of light is efficient AND the earth is 6,000 years old. Did you know that the oldest scroll ever found is about 5,000 years old? Shouldn't we find older things? Shouldn't there be more salt in the oceans if the earth was billions of years old?
@GrimmThePhantom the speed of light in vacuum is CONSTANT, meaning it will not change, and we can see stars that are 10 billion light years old, meaning we are atleast 10 billion years old, this is FACT that cannot change. we have found axes that are 100.000 thousand years old and building much older, paper wont last that long you know, and paintings over 100.000 old. salt can change over time, dating things back to time they use carbon14 etc which also proves our planet is old.
@oaaserud Carbon 14 dating has an assumption which makes it impossible. C14 comes into the, absorbed by plants, and plants eaten by animals. When an organism dies it stops eating and stops C14 cycle so the amount of C14 in it breaks down. If the earth is millions of years, we would have reached the point where the amount coming in and coming out is the same, we have not reached this and it is called equalibrium. Speed of light is not entirely constant and can be effected by gravity.
@GrimmThePhantom hahahah, what are they teaching you!? read about carbon dating in wikipedia, instead of saying retarded stuff =) there are not one, but over 100 ways to PROVE our planet is over many millions year old, none to prove its 6.000, except a book which is as real as harry potter. Equalibrium will never be reached, read about it. speed of light is constant and cannot be changed by gravity, but its path can be changed, and we see when it has been changed. LEARN
@oaaserud Those radiometric dating processes have 3 assumptions that will never be answered by an ignorant atheist scientist: The rate from father to daughter element has always been constant is an assumption that cannot be proven. The subject has been isolated so that father element cannot be added and daughter element cannot be removed is another. We know the original amount of father and daughter elements is another assumption. Go ahead, prove that these assumptions are true.
@GrimmThePhantom wierd how radiometric dating seems to be right when its tested =) christians are thought much crap thats not true, like the speed of light is not constant when its pretty much a nature law. we KNOW for a fact that our universe is atleast 14.5 billion years old, yet you stick to your dumb religion which has NO EVIDENCE and have been a pain in the ass for humanity for thousands of years. religion is, and wil allways be needed for weak and dumb people
@oaaserud Did you know that God took a rib from Adam to make Eve? Did you know the only bone in the body that can regrow is the rib? Now, what I'm about so say is very long so try to keep up. " Decaying radioactive particles in solid rock cause spherical zones of damage to the surrounding crystal structure. A speck of radioactive element such as uranium-238, for exampl, will leave a sphere of discoleration of characteristically different radius for each element it produces (continued)
@GrimmThePhantom and no, some super being did not take someones Rib to create Eve, why the fuck would he even take a rib to create another human when he could create another human without the rib?? your fingertip can also regrow. did you know the bible says our planet is flat? guess what!? its not. so its 1/1 then? wierd how im smarter than a perfect being that supposedly created everything.. guess hes kind of retarded
@oaaserud Sad. This..this is just...sad. The Bible says the earth is a SPHERE. " He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in."-Isiah 40: 22. Enthroned above the CIRCLE of the earth! Did you read that? Oh, and don't swear.
@GrimmThePhantom "1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." ...... 2/2 then? Can you read that? i got 5 more quotes on how flat our earth is.. and another point, he dont sit in the fuckin clouds. i swear as i want, you are so fuckin dumb its hard to hold my anger
@GrimmThePhantom First of all, a circle is not a ball or sphere or an egg-shaped object. A circle is a flat round surface, similar to flat rectangular, or square, or triangular surfaces. So if the Bible claims that the Earth is a circle, then this is still bogus because the earth is obviously not a flat surface.
@oaaserud Swearing during a debate shows small capacity of words, such as you do not have the ability to use a more intellectual word. The four corners are North, South, East, and West not actual corners. Hebrew words have many definitions, the Hebrew word for 'circle' can aslo be 'round' or 'sphere'. The language was more simplistic back then. I do get frustrated with you and your ignorance of science but I will not swear or insult and I hope you will do the same.
@GrimmThePhantom "that it might take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it" "He shakes the earth from its place and makes its pillars tremble. (From the NIV Bible, Job 9:6)" no, swearing means im getting angry, im tired of talking to someone who refuses to believe in gravity and the speed of light. but rather would waste his life on a dumb book which is full of lies..."god" think our planet has pillars? no, our planet does not have cornes, nor pillars.
@oaaserud You misspelled corners, just saying. My Bible says nothing about corners, it does mention pillars though. What do pillars do? Hold things together right? Kind of like roof on a porch, it holds the roof up. So the pillars are either metaphoric or it is talking about the rock bed of the earth. I'm getting angry aswell, but I'm not swearing due to my morals.
@GrimmThePhantom you believe in a book, that refuses computers to work, think our planet is flat and on pillars. and that there is a super celestial being that is perfect and starves 2 million children to death each day, he also watches rape and murder happen thousands of times each day, while he is doing nothing. hahah, if he even excisted i wouldnt believe in some crap like that. your Morals? Worshipping a Sadist is good morals? im here to make the planet i live on a better pl
@oaaserud Haha! After I rebuttaled you, you throw insults at me...that's saaaaaaaad. I rebuttaled about your flat earth accusation and I explained that the pillars means stability like the rock bed and other things that hold the earth together, like our core. Children are starving, rapes and murders are committed because we live in an imperfect world. GOD MADE A PERFECT WORLD BUT MAN RUINED IT BY SINNING! Try to listen to what I'm saying and keep up.
@GrimmThePhantom hahah, ok.. so you decide what the perfect being ment in what he wrote? i got 5 more quotes saying our planet is flat. when you are wrong, you just try to make the words sound right again, religion have done so for thousands of years. he made man, he chose how he wanted us to be, and he wanted us to rape, murder etc? if i make a brick round, i cant blame the brick for being round, it was my stupid ass that made it round, not square.. again, retarded god
@GrimmThePhantom The Bible not only failed to claim that the Earth was egg-shaped, but it also claimed in numerous verses that the Earth is flat, has Edges, has Four Corners, has Pillars, and has Foundations. no unbiased person would deny the obvious and embarrassing quotes above. Only the desperate biased religious would. but since you clearly lack an insight of what Facts and proof are, this talk about informing you is over.. to bad you were brainwashed
@oaaserud Funny. You say you have many verses about that, but I rebuttaled all the ones you showed me and explained them to you since you did not understand them. I also noticed you stopped arguing about radiometric dating, you must of known you lost that argument. Thanks for the debate and I hope someday you'll know what's true.
@GrimmThePhantom ok, lets see if you atleast understand some level of logic: who made us? then he is responsible for our actions, since he made our brain, which does our choices. i stopped with radiometric dating since you clearly cant even google it, which makes it pointlve an argument if you arent interest in learning about it.. FACTS; is not an argument, its only understanding it, or not. you clearly dont. wikipedia: planets age
@oaaserud wikipedia is an idiot, liberal, atheist website that nearly killed our soldiers with wikileaks. Yes, God made us. Yes, He made our brains. BUT He gave us free will; to tell the truth-to tell a lie, to obey or disobey. Without free will we are mindless drones ( like the democrat party) and God wanted us to be free, to be alive, and to make our decisions. He knew we would disobey, that's why He sent His son for us.
@GrimmThePhantom no, wikipeda is a site that shares information. you clearly have no idea how your own brain or anything around you work, which is such a shame. god made you to sin, and then punish you when you sinned which he knew would happen? and then punish you for all eternity? and after this he sent his son to be tortured.. WOW, he must be perfect -_- since you obviously cant handle any form of Logic or reason we cant talk, i hate neandertals.
@oaaserud You must be deaf. Wikipedia gives information along with their liberal bias. God didn't make us to sin, He made us to have free will. With OUR free will WE sinned, the devil tries to drag people down to hell with him, God doesn't want that. Without Jesus coming down to save us, we would still have to make sacrifices and hardly any Christian could enter heaven. The transitional fossil Neanderthal was an old man with rickets, a fully operational human.
@GrimmThePhantom you have as much proof of your god to be real, as harry potter have proof about Voldermort being real. i got information, i have tested it my self, and i have seen with my own eyes, yet you dont believe in it.. go to a lab and ask them to show you evolution =) go to NASA, and ask to see the far reaches of the space.. i cant teach you science from ground up, ive experimented and learned it since i was 3 years old, its alot to know outside your book and church
@oaaserud Horray! More claims without evidence! Here is a claim WITH evidence: The Flood occurred. The so called 'geological column' is actually sediment sorting from the flood. If you put sand and dirt in a bottle of water and shake it, the densities will sort out. Also, there is no place where you can see the entire geolgical column because it would 600 miles deep. I just gave you a claim, evidence for the claim, and an experiment, for the evidence. All you gave me was a claim.
@GrimmThePhantom CLAIMS WITHOUT evidence!?!? i fuckin told you to go see it with your OWN EYES. DNA/RNA = EVIDENCE. your cells copy, and they dont cop, fact, evidence. ffs.. how dumb are you?
@oaaserud I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying. Are you saying similarities are evidence and I should look at animals to prove it? Or are you saying similar DNA is evidence?
@GrimmThePhantom we can see, with our own eyes, true a magnifying glass that DNA copies itself, so that the baby that will be born with the same dna copied from father and mother. but DNA cant copy itself perfect everytime, and when mistakes happen we get differences. this is something you should know by the age of 10.. this is not theory, this is something we can see, aka FACTS.. fuckin retarded denial of facts.. religion is so fuckin dumb it annoys me
@oaaserud (continuation) in its decay chain to lead-206. Viewed in cross-section with a microscope, these spheres appear as rings called radioholes. Dr. Gentry has researched radioholes for many years, and published his results in leading scientific journals. Some of the intermediate decay products - such as the polonium isotopes - have very short half lives. For example, 218Po has a half-life of just three minutes. Curiously, rings created by polonium decay are often found (continued)
@oaaserud (continuation) embedded in crystals without the parent uranium halos. Now the polonium has to get into the rock before it solidifies, but it cannot derive froma uranium speck in the solid rock, otherwise there would be a uranium halo. Either the polonium was created, or there have been radical changes in decay rates in the past. Hope you read all this and understand it.
@GrimmThePhantom You clearly have no idea how science works, nor about the planet you live on.. this is a hyphotesis. what you believe in is a religion. and you read hypothesis from other religious people.. not even a theory, evolution havent been disproved no matter what they tell you at brainwashing school, meaning there are no flawes or no other explanation for what have happend on earth.. and arguing about MINI theories or hyphesis..
Jeff Allen is one comedian,and,there isn't many comedians out there thats funny,and ,not nasty,but Jeff Allen is among those comedians who can be funny and CLEAN.Praise The LORD
Reminds me of that Shelley Bermann style of comedy - classy, sophisticated, smart instead of today's usual fare of idiocy. Though I must admit I love Tim Hawkins - more of a nut, but still witty.
Wonderful video! by the way my brother found this well known diet called: Impact 790 Diet and shed 14 pounds within a month. I can not remember the actual site just Google it.
zarabianie1912 1 month ago
" One of you will betray me" never thought that would be said in 2000 years
HinamoriAndTadase 1 month ago 2
Hilarious!
JeremiahA40 3 months ago
Sad to see people go on about other things not related to this video. There are places for those other discussions people. Great video nonethelss.
AntaresReborn 6 months ago
This motivates me even more to lose these 300 lbs! Come by and give me some advice or encouragement as I lose weight in front of the World!!:)
MrsBabyfat 9 months ago
This guys actually kinda funny, for a 'christian' comedian.
shaggie07 9 months ago
@MrMultiJohnson By the way, I have just read back through the comments & if you think I endorse all the discussions then you're severely mistaken. Half the arguments have nothing to do with anything. I to get peeved at people who start talking about things that have nothing to do with the actual subject at hand. You call me a drone, what a laugh. Drones like YOU come to videos like this so you can put others down & try to make yourself feel superior because you're not "religious".
wkmitchell 11 months ago
@MrMultiJohnson My point was that you conveniently left out that it was "christian" comedy. Yes, the reason we look at it is for the comedy. But if you seriously thought that you would go to a video titled "christian comedy" & have NO discussion about christianity then you are more naive than I thought. If you didn't want to see discussions about christianity, then why click on a video that you know will have christian content in it? Why not click on a link about Jeff Dunham or Robyn Williams?
wkmitchell 11 months ago
@MrMultiJohnson Dude, wake up! You clicked on something that was labelled "Christian". What exactly did you think would be discussed? It's fine for you to have your opinion, but you're not making sense. If I walked into the White House & grumbled & moaned about everyone talking about politics & wishing all the workers there would talk about something else, I'd be laughed out of the place. Sheesh!
Cheers!
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ChristianCutie83 11 months ago
Ahh, nice to know that I can click on a comedy video about diet and exercise and see an argument raging about something totally unrelated. :P
Focant 11 months ago
@Focant a 'christian' comedy video about diet and exercise. Completely related. What would you expect anyway? It's an illogical ideal vs a public arena. Even more reason why christians should keep it at church.
shaggie07 9 months ago
true the irony for the need to debate what the atheist say doesnt exist LOL
Coachrob36 1 year ago
How do these debates happen on a comedy video? Just enjoy the video! This guy is funny!
BRD85 1 year ago 9
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sean0jeff 1 year ago
@BRD85 I agree with you totally. I just said something to that guy because I felt bad for the people he bashed down. No harm intended. I think this video is hilarious. Taylor Mason is also hilarious, but my favorite comic is bill engvall.
christiangoof 1 year ago
@christiangoof lol I wasn't trying to single anybody out. I've just seen a lot of debates (actually, more like arguments that 5 year olds would have) on videos that don't seem like would spark something like that. haha so I don't even know if your comment is what I read.
BRD85 1 year ago
@BRD85 Ohh ok. haha.
christiangoof 1 year ago
so this is what stand up is like when you use clean material. very good
JefferyAlan01 1 year ago 7
...we could save a few bucks, just eat the Styrofoam peanuts that came with your thigh-master! BRILLIANT! ;D
alineybeany 1 year ago 2
anarchy3E 1 I rather know Jesus as my Savior and I do believe in miracles and I believe in trust faith and honesty. I see it everyday in my child, she was born blind. My husband called his great uncle, who is a Chruch of God preacher. They did a 3 way call and a prayer session of one accord. My daughter can see now. By the gift of our Lord Jesus. I dont judge you in your belief, it's not my place to judge. But I will see Glory one day and know that Jesus will gladly accept me as Iam.
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
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christian comedians should be shot and/or impaled
they are unfunny as hell (lol)
the are almost as bad as female comedians...almost
anarchy3E 1 year ago
@anarchy3E the only thing you are right about, is that hell is not funny at all, real yes, so you do not want to spend eternity in that place, and about the rest of your comment, it's just your perssonal opinion.
Damascenos1 1 year ago
when my mom used to diet or fast, we ALL did! haha i can totally relate lol
Donatedlove 1 year ago
this guy is an idiot hahahahaha, the rice cakes
dboydustin 1 year ago
"One of you will betray me." I lost it! Funniest thing ever!
asnlunatic 1 year ago
this is great humour leave the religion arguments for somewhere else
Talithapraiz 1 year ago
I don't c y some ppl believe in things that MIGHT be true. Sure I'll gladly believe in god if u give me some proof like science and math. Other then that I don't waste time and energy in believing things that can't be proven.
tiankaiwen 1 year ago
@tiankaiwen then tiankaiwen, i am afraid that based on your own statement you can not believe that god does NOT exsist. Whatever you chose to believe you have to have faith that it is the right one and hope that you are correct. (personaly i would say that the "god does exsist" one is the safer bet cus if you go with "he doesn't" and it turns out he does you are screwed for eternity. see rev. 20:15 and a few of the preceeding verses
kkmaye 1 year ago
@kkmaye agreed. It is useless to argue about religion since no one is gonna win. Just believe in what you want and everyone will be happy. And yes i know it would be safer, but i just can't bring myself to believe in it tho :\
tiankaiwen 1 year ago
It makes me sad that people are so lost without God that the only other direction there is to go in these arguing comments is down.
Here's the hard cold truth. One of us is generally happy saying what we're saying, and the other one is getting angrier and angrier. Argue THAT instead; it'll actually get you somewhere.
God does exist, Jesus does save. One day you'll have no choice but to believe that, whether you do it before or after you die is your choice.
For now, enjoy Jeff Allen already.
chicomebava 1 year ago
It makes me sad that people are so lost without God that the only other direction there is to go in these arguing comments is down.
Here's the hard cold truth. One of us is generally happy saying what we're saying, and the other one is getting angrier and angrier. Argue THAT instead; it'll actually get you somewhere.
God does exist, Jesus does save. One day you'll have no choice but to believe that, whether you do it before or after you die is your choice.
For now, enjoy Jeff Allen already.
chicomebava 1 year ago
This guy is Great! I love to hear a clean comedian... It's hard pressed to find a comedian who doesn't use foul language or vile script. Rock on Jeff Allen! Very enjoyable!!!!
Silislin 1 year ago
I agree that people should just be commenting on the video. I also strongly believe you should have enough respect for people to watch your language on these posts.
jstr269 1 year ago
Let me put it this way: scientists defend evolution, not because its "true" but because they know God is real and they dont want God telling them what to do. Thats the truth.
MrAll4G0D 1 year ago
right next to this video is an add that says " Lose 30lbs before summer? "try Sensa Free*
solidstate777metal 1 year ago
lol
IBelieveInJesus1000 1 year ago
I'm not religious in anyway, but I enjoy listening to this guy. Stop talking about religion and watch the video!
Jorikuza 1 year ago
"one of you will betray me"
haha
rebeltrooperhalla16 2 years ago 4
Eat the styrofoam "WHAT"?!
donbear1983 2 years ago 2
PEANUTS!xD
Dragon4God 2 years ago
@donbear1983 you heard him
drewandaustinshow 1 year ago
@donbear1983 I thought I heard penis too but I'm sure he meant peanuts! XD
Actionnelll 1 year ago
One of you will betray me!!! rofl! too funny! and the best part he keeps it clean = )
RawkThePeople 2 years ago 2
Funnier the third time!!!!!!! X)
boo557 2 years ago
hahahahahhaa one of you will betray me :)))))
DanieruDesu 2 years ago 51
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ilove702 2 years ago
ok, let me educate you. if you think i believe in some "big bang theory" and hello, theres a person suddenly created or animals created from a bunch of dust and rocks you are obviously insane. and if you think that i evolved from a freakin monkey that is also an insane assumption. You cant prove to me that there isnt a heaven and i cant prove to you there is. trust me, you will meet Jesus one day, and i promise when you do, all of the bad in your life and these rude comments will be shown to you
Hendrick4404 3 years ago 34
I truly believe that religion and science can co exist. How do we know God didn't use the big bang theory to create the universe. The Bible doesnt say "God created the heavens and the Earth, but he didn't use the big bang theory" does it? Whenever science finds something, to me it doesnt disprove God, to me it solidifies the fact that our God is truly brillant.
MP3JR 2 years ago 14
ASANTE! I was wondering when someone else was going to have the same view as I do! :D. God bless you!
greatestescapist 2 years ago 2
I believe that people should be more open minded and not shut out other views as quickly! Im glad you can open your mind!!
MP3JR 2 years ago
science and the bible do co exist the bible has nothing agenst science evolution on the other hand it dos and i do believe in the big bang god said let there and bang it was there
omagaphenix 2 years ago
I believe that God created everything like the Bible says he did. I think that assuming that he did things the only way WE can see rational (and by the way, it's not that rational of a theory) is undermining God's power and insulting Him.
AkaneHasegawa 2 years ago
@MP3JR actualy you have more of a point than you realize. "the big bang" proves that the universe has a finite begining. Infact when known aethisist and renowned scientist, Albert Einstien discovered that the universe was expanding he Rejected his own findings and created the "cosmological constant" to keep the universe stable. (Hubble latter proved that the universe was not only expanding but accelerating) Eisnstien latter said that that was the worst mistake he had ever made
kkmaye 1 year ago
@MP3JR Yes God and sience has to co exist...he created it. But it did say that God spoke the world into existance. Don't remember it saying anything about a bang.
jehill1000 4 months ago
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ilove702 2 years ago
God does use the 'big bang theory': He said: "Let there be light" and BANG it happened.
kareshi605 2 years ago 5
@Hendrick4404 casting your pearls before swine
randomlylyrical 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 Don't try to educate people, you are clearly in no position to do so. The generally accepted path of human evolution doesn't see us evolve from monkeys, rather the two evolve from a common ancestor where the species divided (so to speak). I do find it amusing how people use jesus as a symbol of love and a vengence as and when it suits them, very indicitive of why people made religious myths to begin with.
Janoslechner 1 year ago
@Janoslechner Sorry the majority of America doesnt believe that. Dont do what your telling me not to do. You are clearly in no position to argue it either.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 you just spoke without saying anything. Don't try to put us on a par, you spouted conclusions based on folklore and a misunderstanding of scientific theory, I then tried to correct your misunderstandings. I don't care if you accept evolution, just as long as you understand the theory properly, which anyone who thinks a scientist would say we evolved from monkeys does not.
What would america not not agree with? Be more specific. Anyway, truth ain't no democracy.
Janoslechner 1 year ago
@Janoslechner You said dont speak without knowing what im talking about. All you've done with science is draw conclusions that arent particularly proof. Folklore you call it? Its called the Bible and the teachings of a man who actually existed and was the son of God who was nailed to a cross do die for mans sins. You better be glad he died because your gonna need all the help you can get. Just a side note on something completely unrelated, we are not a democracy. Its called a republic.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 This is going nowhere. You just seem to be a typical yt theist who loves circular argument, strawman arguments that save you having to think about serious objections to your position, and (it seems deliberately) missing the point. If you read scientific articles by respected authors then maybe you'd appreciate logic and reasoning.
Also democracy isn't contradictory to a republic, they refer to different things.
Anyway, the comedian was funny, just comment on the actual video.
Janoslechner 1 year ago
@Janoslechner How is it strawman arguments? Its not. Im not going to get into a 6 month long debate on youtube in comments about what science says and what the Bible says. Its not worth my time. I know the truth, you dont. By the way, its not being a theist, is called being a Christian. Lets just be specific. I have read many things on what "respected" scientists say and a lot just doesnt add up. The Bible makes complete sense. Theres not a whole lot to be disputed. Im done arguing. Bible=truth
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 well your not evolving from a monkey comment is a strawman. Of course it would be stupid to say you evolved from a monkey, there is no evidence for that, however no one is seriously saying that. Your comment was a deliberate distortion of the scientific position.
Anyway, that's way mature of you to say this isn't worth your time after i'd already said it was going nowhere, ha ha.
We can wrap this up now anyway, you've converted me. It was bible=truth that got me. Praise the lord.
Janoslechner 1 year ago
@Janoslechner I know its just sarcasm, but you'll be alot better off believing than not.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
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@Hendrick4404 Don't try to educate people, you are clearly in no position to do so. The generally accepted path of human evolution doesn't see us evolve from monkeys, rather the two evolve from a common ancestor where the species divided (so to speak). I do find it amusing how people use jesus as a symbol of love and a vengence as and when it suits them, very indicitive of why people made religious myths to begin with.
Janoslechner 1 year ago
take your religious bullshit elsewhere! its totally irrelevant and we have no money here for you, I go to church... when I can afford it!
fukdyamum 1 year ago
@fukdyamum I will not take it elsewhere. You take it elsewhere. Nobody forced you to watch this video. Nobody told you to watch a Christian comedian. You chose to. You chose to click on a video you would be unhappy with and the comments relating. Take your hate speech elsewhere!
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 dude all i see is about 20 comments from you, get a life, go to church whatever but dont waste your time leaving comment after comment, your talking to yourself.
fukdyamum 1 year ago
@fukdyamum How about......... NO! Your the one who needs to get a life. You werent in the discussion. It was between me and someone else. Your the one who is unhappy with this video because its "religious". You cant just enjoy the comedy, instead you have to insult me and every other Christian by telling me to take my business elsewhere. I will NOT take it elsewhere. You just dont watch the video! Now get out of your moms basement and go to work like the rest of us.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
im not unhappy with the video, in fact i thought it was quite funny.
I havnt insulted christians. just YOU! i said take your religious bullshit elsewere! suddenly ive offended christians? if you can understand the bible then surely you can understand my comment.
me get to work? how many comments you have made? you need some friends, stop being hiding behind religion and get out of the closet.
fuck you and have a nice day, i will not be wasting my time commenting back to a loner like you.
fukdyamum 1 year ago
@fukdyamum A loner like me, ha ha! Im a full time guitar player that plays for thousands of people a night and make alot more money than your unemployment check. I work sometimes during the day but mostly at night. I have a house thats paid for and a girlfriend who lives with me. I drive a brand new truck and live back and forth between Florida and Nashville, and im the loner? ha ha ha ha! You know NOTHING about me. However you are the one unemployed and living with mommy. Get a life.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404
you also know nothing about me, im not replying back to you no more, your nearly bringing me down to your level. i dont live with my mum, wow you play guitar, i run a studio and dabble with many labels, i see wanabbes like you everyday, before you reply to me, your obviously one of these wankers on youtube who has never uploaded a video!!!!! you just come on here to argue because yoyr life is so crappy, dont talk to me.
fukdyamum 1 year ago
@fukdyamum Thanks but no thanks, i dont need to upload youtube videos to promote my career. So what, you run a studio. Ive worked my entire life to get where i am, i lived on next to nothing in Nashville before making serious money. Im a country guitar player at heart, but im also a serious jazz and classical guitar player as well. Those are my foundation. I see losers like you all the time as well who thinks because you can put a few beats together your a real musician and artist. Your wrong.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 What kind of christian example are you setting when you are bashing this guy down? That's what drives people away from Christianity. I'm a fellow Christian also, and I don't think it's right to talk to someone like that. In John chapter 15 versus 9 - 17 it talks about loving others just as God loves you. With us being Christians it is our job to go into all the world and preach the gospel of Jesus Christ. It is not our job to judge others by any means at all.
christiangoof 1 year ago
@christiangoof yes! amen brother
FutureMarine246 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 r u freking kidding me?
IF there is a God, then I promis you s/he is NOT petty like that.
Or do you really thin God will say: "hey remember all those rude coments you made on youtube? well now your gonna pay zap!!" XD
If there IS a God whos all loving mersiful forgiving then s/he wont CARE if you belive or not.. Ppl do what you want in life belive in what you want there is no way of knowing anyway. And remember God is NOT petty
tissetatten 1 year ago
@tissetatten Of course he's not going to say that. You will be reminded of your sins and life and how good you were as a person and how devoted to Him you are. By the way theres no question of he or she you moron. There is the Father (God) the Son (Jesus). Men. Which shows just how much you know.The Bible says the only way to Heaven is through Him. You must believe. God said anyone who is not for me is against me. I wouldnt want to be against him.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@tissetatten WoW, U should look up 2 Corinthians 5:10, Galatians 6:7, John 14:6 before U stick to that theory
RetiredYet 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 I love how you disprove an intensely researched scientific theory proven by men more intelligent than yourself just by calling it "insane". Well I guess as a Christian, facts and logic really haven't treated you well over the years so why should you use them.
globalchaos1984 1 year ago
@globalchaos1984 Theres one more attack on Christianity by you. "I guess as a Christian..." Thats pretty pathetic. Im not allowed to not believe in science but your allowed to bash Christianity, the Bible and Jesus.?? And im the one who doesnt have logic? Whos the hypocrite here? Thanks for proving once again that Christians are much more discriminated against than atheists.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 Christians are discriminated against because their beliefs are based on nothing more that myths, just like Scientology just with more years behind it making it more believable.
globalchaos1984 1 year ago
@globalchaos1984 If you say so. Its not false beliefs at all. If you think that Jesus didnt exist, that he didnt die on a cross for mans sins, and that he wasnt resurected and an empty tomb i cant help you. I cant argue with someone who is asking me to believe in some science "theory" who cant accept or even acknowledge my beliefs. Have a nice life, cant wait for the day you have to stare God in the face and face the possibility of burning for eternity.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 finally an intellectual. Have U read the Ultimate Proof of Creation: resolving the origins debate? It's by Dr Jason Lisle
RetiredYet 1 year ago
@RetiredYet No i havent but it amazes me how people ask you to be so tollerant of atheists or anyone who doesnt believe in God but help us all if you dont believe in their "theories". It makes me sick. Like i said to the last guy, i cant wait for the day all of them have to stare God in the face and acknowledge he exists.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 Preach.
peacheslovesjesus 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 ok, let me educate you:
we descended from primates, not monkeys
the big bang theory is accepted as the source of the universe
the balance of probability suggests strongly that life does not exist after death
no one will meet Jesus, this cult leader died over 2000 years ago
these comments will not be shown as we will be dead
chalkus 1 year ago
@chalkus The Big Bang theory suggests we became as we are today by mere chance. The heart is a pump that works for 75 years without a break, the lungs have enough surface area to cover a tennis court and the brain adapts to any situation we face in life; it learns own its own, it also uses more electric pulses then today's most advanced machine. The chances that these organs combining together at random along with 206 bones, millions of nerves and several Pints of blood are astronomical
GreyHound0293 1 year ago
@GreyHound0293 and the chance that they were created are NIL
chalkus 1 year ago
@chalkus How so?
GreyHound0293 1 year ago
@GreyHound0293 how so is what?
chalkus 1 year ago
yeah... and the chance that anything else would have happened are eqally astromical, think about it, everything happended by chance, so everything is relative, that means anything could have happended, its like when you say that you are going to have a baby, there are millions of ways that baby could have turned out, but in the end i turned out the way it did, that means its relative and therefore pure chaos but thats just the way it is and we cant change it, ever, so just be happy with it.
bigjoeify 1 year ago
@bigjoeify Personally I don't believe in something just happening. When you wake up in the morning you PLAN to take a shower and eat breakfast. It doesn't just kinda happen... Chance just seems like a lazy way of saying "I don't know"
GreyHound0293 1 year ago
@chalkus Ok, whatever you say. The secular socialist revisionist think you know it all wannabe scientists know it all. Everybody in the world who believes in God is an idiot which leaves a small minority of the know it all's. Jesus was not a cult leader, he didnt force you into believing, it was your choice. And he didnt have to brainwash people into believing. Charles Manson was a cult leader. He brainwashed people. Jesus left the decision to man.
Hendrick4404 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 jesus was a cult leader, he brainwashed people - he did not leave the decision to man. endless religious rulers, in an attempt to benefit themselves have imposed christianity on their population.
you really need to look into the histroy of christianity... the bible is not evidence
chalkus 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 Did you just threaten some internet asshole with jesus? That's really fucking stupid. I understand that you feel the human desire to "one-up" people you see as adversaries. But think about the message your trying to send once in a while. Overrule your emotions and don't alienate the very ones you claim to be trying to reach.
existenceisrelative 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 I agree. If we evolved from monkies, why do we still have monkies?
realmortician 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 While I am also a Christian (and try to be all of the time), I find it wrong that anybody should criticize anybody else for how they feel. For example, if an atheist were to criticize me for my belief in Christianity, I would be irritated with them. Let those who are wrong in their beliefs continue how they feel; nobody can force them to change. They'll regret it later.
ulf021 1 year ago
@Hendrick4404 if you belive in god..
do you also believe in other gods? they from norron mytology? greek mytology?
if not, why not?
studies since 1920 by MENSA prove that religius people have worse education and less IQ than non religious, I find that funny =)
now, i thinks its ok to be religious, just dont push it onto people who dont like it, and dont say we are going to burn in hell for it.
Lets believe in what we want and try to live to the best, without ruining for anybody else
oaaserud 1 year ago
@oaaserud How nice of you to think that. You say Christians are less intelligent than atheists but I can disprove evolution scientifically. Hemoglobin and red blood cells have been found in UNFOSSILIZED dinosaur bones. Supernovas are stars that have exploded and have released dust that expands in the amount of space it takes. We have not found widely expanded ones that would be found in an old universe. Also, Noah's Ark has been found.
GrimmThePhantom 3 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom hahahahahhahaha. you cant disprove evolution, you just prove you are mentally retarded by saying dumb things like that.. we have seen supernovas which has blown up 3 billion years ago.. making up dumb things wont make it right. just continue believing that harry potter is real.. but dont go around lying, just shows how dumb you really are
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud Yes, but those supposed 3 billion year old supernovas are still at stage 1 when, if they were billions of years, should be at stage 3.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
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@oaaserud Yes, but those supposed 3 billion year old supernovas are still at stage 1 when, if they were billions of years, should be at stage 3.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud Those supernovas are still at stage one and if they were three billion years old, they should be at stage three. However, we have never seen a stage three supernova.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom still cant stop laughing about how you can disprove evolution.. religious cunts have tried to disprove it for hundreds of years, and it is still a theory, meaning it havent been disproved. religion on the otherhand, is a religion, not even a theory and have nothing to do with science at all. if you think you can disprove how your computer works, internet, cell phones etc.. go ahead! =D still amazes me how dumb religious people can be.
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud Wow! Look at all of those scientific facts you just gave me! Wait a minute... all you did was ridicule! We have seen supernovas in stage one (small expansion) but if there were some that were billions of years old, we should see a few in stage three (large expansion). Still no rebuttal to my fact about The Ark being discovered.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom we have seen supernovas in all stages, and we know what temperatures it creates when it is at its biggest, i dont know where you get your information but its clearly wrong. no we havent found "the Ark".. please read offical papers, not religious lying ones
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud You say that without a source. There is a book which talks about the entire subject of supernovas and states that there are no stage three supernovas. K. Davies, " Distribution of Supernova Remnants in the Galaxy," p. 175-184. If you have the money, you could go to Noah's Ark National Park in Turkey.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom ive seen photos and videos of stars, and we study debre from supernovas on earth. i googled your ark: "archaeologists and historians are taking the latest claim that Noah's ark has been found about as seriously as they have past ones—which is to say not very." great evidence you got there........ i only stick to facts and things i can prove. not retarded invisible aliens who claim to be perfect and starve millions of children to death each day
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud Okay, you've seen pictures of stars and space debris. Good for you! There is space debis such as dust from supernovas but the debris from one supernova has not reached the large expanse of space that it would if it was there for billions of years. Your rebuttal for the Noah's Ark discovery was just an insult with no facts to disprove the Ark. Aliens don't exist. Children are dying of starvation because we live in an imperfect world because of man's sin.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom i just quoted what scientists said about your Ark discovery, its not the first time they claim to have found it you know.. LEARN about space, matter, energy and light, instead of claiming stupid things.. religion have allways hated science because science is what kills religion, like when religious people thought the planet was flat =) aliens dont excist? =D thank you for that information, so you are now claiming god is from earth or dont excist at all?
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud You really don't like to listen. GOD IS NOT AN ALIEN! ALIENS DON'T EVEN EXIST, THEIR SPACESHIPS COULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY OF MOBILITY! God is not of the earth, our galaxy, or the universe. God is out of time, space and matter. Time, space and matter do not effect God. Your scientist quote just said, "We're not going to take this seriously." Does that prove the Ark discovery wrong? NO! It just proves that scientists don't like to take stuff seriously!
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom your stupidity has no bounderies.. alien = not of this world. so anything from somewhere else = ALIEN. how do you know if god is out of time, matter and space?? and how do you know how it affects him? =S have you spoken to this super terrestial? scientists dont like to take "stuff" seriusly? hahah, its the 1000 time they say they have found the ark, why would this time be any different when even other religious people say its wrong compared to the bible?
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud The Ark, which was found in one of the valleys of Mt. Arat the landing site. It is also the same size, it also has been dug into to find petrified wood, timbers, and stone bolts. "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." That says He created time, space, and matter and is outside of it. I shall repeat: "In the beginning (time) God created the heavens (space) and the earth (matter)." You've seem to have given up on the supernova argument.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom hahaha. your retardedness still amazes me.. saying bullshit stories wont make it real, proof will. and the proof of your story aint even believed by christian scientists, and they believe anything. learn about space dude, if god is outside space, then he couldnot have created it. your say retarded things that proofs you have no information or knowledge about the subject at all. read something thats not religious so you actually learn something
oaaserud 2 weeks ago
@oaaserud Allow me to explain this to your ignorent mind: We made computers. We designed everything of the computer and all of it's functions...BUT we are not of the computer. Is this starting to sink in yet? Try this: Salt is entering the ocean faster than it is escaping. If the earth is billions of years old, there should be more salt in the oceans than there are today.
GrimmThePhantom 2 weeks ago
@GrimmThePhantom haahhaha.. if our planet is 6.000 years old you wouldnt see more than 15 stars in the night sky all together, your computer wouldnt work, nor would anything that relays on the speed of light. now trow your bullshit story into the trash, and learn something about the fuckin planet you live on
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Last I've checked: I see many stars, my computer works and the speed of light is efficient AND the earth is 6,000 years old. Did you know that the oldest scroll ever found is about 5,000 years old? Shouldn't we find older things? Shouldn't there be more salt in the oceans if the earth was billions of years old?
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom the speed of light in vacuum is CONSTANT, meaning it will not change, and we can see stars that are 10 billion light years old, meaning we are atleast 10 billion years old, this is FACT that cannot change. we have found axes that are 100.000 thousand years old and building much older, paper wont last that long you know, and paintings over 100.000 old. salt can change over time, dating things back to time they use carbon14 etc which also proves our planet is old.
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Carbon 14 dating has an assumption which makes it impossible. C14 comes into the, absorbed by plants, and plants eaten by animals. When an organism dies it stops eating and stops C14 cycle so the amount of C14 in it breaks down. If the earth is millions of years, we would have reached the point where the amount coming in and coming out is the same, we have not reached this and it is called equalibrium. Speed of light is not entirely constant and can be effected by gravity.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom hahahah, what are they teaching you!? read about carbon dating in wikipedia, instead of saying retarded stuff =) there are not one, but over 100 ways to PROVE our planet is over many millions year old, none to prove its 6.000, except a book which is as real as harry potter. Equalibrium will never be reached, read about it. speed of light is constant and cannot be changed by gravity, but its path can be changed, and we see when it has been changed. LEARN
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Those radiometric dating processes have 3 assumptions that will never be answered by an ignorant atheist scientist: The rate from father to daughter element has always been constant is an assumption that cannot be proven. The subject has been isolated so that father element cannot be added and daughter element cannot be removed is another. We know the original amount of father and daughter elements is another assumption. Go ahead, prove that these assumptions are true.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom wierd how radiometric dating seems to be right when its tested =) christians are thought much crap thats not true, like the speed of light is not constant when its pretty much a nature law. we KNOW for a fact that our universe is atleast 14.5 billion years old, yet you stick to your dumb religion which has NO EVIDENCE and have been a pain in the ass for humanity for thousands of years. religion is, and wil allways be needed for weak and dumb people
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Did you know that God took a rib from Adam to make Eve? Did you know the only bone in the body that can regrow is the rib? Now, what I'm about so say is very long so try to keep up. " Decaying radioactive particles in solid rock cause spherical zones of damage to the surrounding crystal structure. A speck of radioactive element such as uranium-238, for exampl, will leave a sphere of discoleration of characteristically different radius for each element it produces (continued)
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom and no, some super being did not take someones Rib to create Eve, why the fuck would he even take a rib to create another human when he could create another human without the rib?? your fingertip can also regrow. did you know the bible says our planet is flat? guess what!? its not. so its 1/1 then? wierd how im smarter than a perfect being that supposedly created everything.. guess hes kind of retarded
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Sad. This..this is just...sad. The Bible says the earth is a SPHERE. " He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in."-Isiah 40: 22. Enthroned above the CIRCLE of the earth! Did you read that? Oh, and don't swear.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom "1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." ...... 2/2 then? Can you read that? i got 5 more quotes on how flat our earth is.. and another point, he dont sit in the fuckin clouds. i swear as i want, you are so fuckin dumb its hard to hold my anger
oaaserud 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom First of all, a circle is not a ball or sphere or an egg-shaped object. A circle is a flat round surface, similar to flat rectangular, or square, or triangular surfaces. So if the Bible claims that the Earth is a circle, then this is still bogus because the earth is obviously not a flat surface.
oaaserud 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom dont you think, a perfect being that created something would know WHAT THE FUCK HE CREATED?
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Swearing during a debate shows small capacity of words, such as you do not have the ability to use a more intellectual word. The four corners are North, South, East, and West not actual corners. Hebrew words have many definitions, the Hebrew word for 'circle' can aslo be 'round' or 'sphere'. The language was more simplistic back then. I do get frustrated with you and your ignorance of science but I will not swear or insult and I hope you will do the same.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom "that it might take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it" "He shakes the earth from its place and makes its pillars tremble. (From the NIV Bible, Job 9:6)" no, swearing means im getting angry, im tired of talking to someone who refuses to believe in gravity and the speed of light. but rather would waste his life on a dumb book which is full of lies..."god" think our planet has pillars? no, our planet does not have cornes, nor pillars.
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud You misspelled corners, just saying. My Bible says nothing about corners, it does mention pillars though. What do pillars do? Hold things together right? Kind of like roof on a porch, it holds the roof up. So the pillars are either metaphoric or it is talking about the rock bed of the earth. I'm getting angry aswell, but I'm not swearing due to my morals.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom you believe in a book, that refuses computers to work, think our planet is flat and on pillars. and that there is a super celestial being that is perfect and starves 2 million children to death each day, he also watches rape and murder happen thousands of times each day, while he is doing nothing. hahah, if he even excisted i wouldnt believe in some crap like that. your Morals? Worshipping a Sadist is good morals? im here to make the planet i live on a better pl
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Haha! After I rebuttaled you, you throw insults at me...that's saaaaaaaad. I rebuttaled about your flat earth accusation and I explained that the pillars means stability like the rock bed and other things that hold the earth together, like our core. Children are starving, rapes and murders are committed because we live in an imperfect world. GOD MADE A PERFECT WORLD BUT MAN RUINED IT BY SINNING! Try to listen to what I'm saying and keep up.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom hahah, ok.. so you decide what the perfect being ment in what he wrote? i got 5 more quotes saying our planet is flat. when you are wrong, you just try to make the words sound right again, religion have done so for thousands of years. he made man, he chose how he wanted us to be, and he wanted us to rape, murder etc? if i make a brick round, i cant blame the brick for being round, it was my stupid ass that made it round, not square.. again, retarded god
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud WHY CAN'T YOU LISTEN!? GOD MADE A PERFECT WORLD, WE, that's right, say it with me, WE RUINED IT BY SINNING!
GrimmThePhantom 6 days ago
@GrimmThePhantom The Bible not only failed to claim that the Earth was egg-shaped, but it also claimed in numerous verses that the Earth is flat, has Edges, has Four Corners, has Pillars, and has Foundations. no unbiased person would deny the obvious and embarrassing quotes above. Only the desperate biased religious would. but since you clearly lack an insight of what Facts and proof are, this talk about informing you is over.. to bad you were brainwashed
oaaserud 1 week ago
@oaaserud Funny. You say you have many verses about that, but I rebuttaled all the ones you showed me and explained them to you since you did not understand them. I also noticed you stopped arguing about radiometric dating, you must of known you lost that argument. Thanks for the debate and I hope someday you'll know what's true.
GrimmThePhantom 6 days ago
@GrimmThePhantom ok, lets see if you atleast understand some level of logic: who made us? then he is responsible for our actions, since he made our brain, which does our choices. i stopped with radiometric dating since you clearly cant even google it, which makes it pointlve an argument if you arent interest in learning about it.. FACTS; is not an argument, its only understanding it, or not. you clearly dont. wikipedia: planets age
oaaserud 6 days ago
@oaaserud wikipedia is an idiot, liberal, atheist website that nearly killed our soldiers with wikileaks. Yes, God made us. Yes, He made our brains. BUT He gave us free will; to tell the truth-to tell a lie, to obey or disobey. Without free will we are mindless drones ( like the democrat party) and God wanted us to be free, to be alive, and to make our decisions. He knew we would disobey, that's why He sent His son for us.
GrimmThePhantom 5 days ago
@GrimmThePhantom no, wikipeda is a site that shares information. you clearly have no idea how your own brain or anything around you work, which is such a shame. god made you to sin, and then punish you when you sinned which he knew would happen? and then punish you for all eternity? and after this he sent his son to be tortured.. WOW, he must be perfect -_- since you obviously cant handle any form of Logic or reason we cant talk, i hate neandertals.
oaaserud 3 days ago
@oaaserud You must be deaf. Wikipedia gives information along with their liberal bias. God didn't make us to sin, He made us to have free will. With OUR free will WE sinned, the devil tries to drag people down to hell with him, God doesn't want that. Without Jesus coming down to save us, we would still have to make sacrifices and hardly any Christian could enter heaven. The transitional fossil Neanderthal was an old man with rickets, a fully operational human.
GrimmThePhantom 2 days ago
@GrimmThePhantom you are just trolling xD hahah, you fooled me.. i actually believed for a while that someone could be as stupid as you, daaaamn.
oaaserud 2 days ago
@oaaserud I try to explain something to you and you ignore me. You are, as the Bible says, "willingly ignorant", which means dumb on purpose.
GrimmThePhantom 2 days ago
@GrimmThePhantom you have as much proof of your god to be real, as harry potter have proof about Voldermort being real. i got information, i have tested it my self, and i have seen with my own eyes, yet you dont believe in it.. go to a lab and ask them to show you evolution =) go to NASA, and ask to see the far reaches of the space.. i cant teach you science from ground up, ive experimented and learned it since i was 3 years old, its alot to know outside your book and church
oaaserud 1 day ago
@oaaserud Horray! More claims without evidence! Here is a claim WITH evidence: The Flood occurred. The so called 'geological column' is actually sediment sorting from the flood. If you put sand and dirt in a bottle of water and shake it, the densities will sort out. Also, there is no place where you can see the entire geolgical column because it would 600 miles deep. I just gave you a claim, evidence for the claim, and an experiment, for the evidence. All you gave me was a claim.
GrimmThePhantom 8 hours ago
@GrimmThePhantom CLAIMS WITHOUT evidence!?!? i fuckin told you to go see it with your OWN EYES. DNA/RNA = EVIDENCE. your cells copy, and they dont cop, fact, evidence. ffs.. how dumb are you?
oaaserud 7 hours ago
@oaaserud I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying. Are you saying similarities are evidence and I should look at animals to prove it? Or are you saying similar DNA is evidence?
GrimmThePhantom 7 hours ago
@GrimmThePhantom we can see, with our own eyes, true a magnifying glass that DNA copies itself, so that the baby that will be born with the same dna copied from father and mother. but DNA cant copy itself perfect everytime, and when mistakes happen we get differences. this is something you should know by the age of 10.. this is not theory, this is something we can see, aka FACTS.. fuckin retarded denial of facts.. religion is so fuckin dumb it annoys me
oaaserud 5 hours ago
@oaaserud (continuation) in its decay chain to lead-206. Viewed in cross-section with a microscope, these spheres appear as rings called radioholes. Dr. Gentry has researched radioholes for many years, and published his results in leading scientific journals. Some of the intermediate decay products - such as the polonium isotopes - have very short half lives. For example, 218Po has a half-life of just three minutes. Curiously, rings created by polonium decay are often found (continued)
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@oaaserud (continuation) embedded in crystals without the parent uranium halos. Now the polonium has to get into the rock before it solidifies, but it cannot derive froma uranium speck in the solid rock, otherwise there would be a uranium halo. Either the polonium was created, or there have been radical changes in decay rates in the past. Hope you read all this and understand it.
GrimmThePhantom 1 week ago
@GrimmThePhantom You clearly have no idea how science works, nor about the planet you live on.. this is a hyphotesis. what you believe in is a religion. and you read hypothesis from other religious people.. not even a theory, evolution havent been disproved no matter what they tell you at brainwashing school, meaning there are no flawes or no other explanation for what have happend on earth.. and arguing about MINI theories or hyphesis..
oaaserud 1 week ago
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