How to Speak With a British Accent: British Accent Short O Practice

[taye709]

ahahah !

#GrahamNorton brought me here !

[ChemicalAtTheDisco]

LOL we don't speak like this!! hahahahaha XD

[TheRushingWind]

This video is featured on wikihow - and when something is featured on wikihow, expertvillage, howcast, or ehow, you know it's going to be seriously wrong

[LukeMoroney]

This is horrendous. 'Loowst coff-eh'? Quite insulting...

[XcookiiechanX]

So pretty much people in Britain speak more in an American accent?? Only people like the queen speak like like! We say coff(ie) not coff(eh), and we say barbie/bahbie not bobby. Jesus christ >.<

[jaiga15]

did you listen to the queen when learning this??

[BobTheMunificent]

Well, I never realised everyone in Britain has had a stroke...

[Missavvy93]

this is totally wrong. if you're not english STOP TRYING TO SPEAK LIKE IT because it wont work!!! :@

[MissPizzatarian]

This really is appallingly bad...

[Brybirdean1]

does she realise that its only people like the queen who speak that way?

[wikichris]

HOLY FOCK! They are all bad but the "coffee" one takes the biscuit.

[MrNomnomnombunneh]

Turn The Subtitiles On..

Normal: 'Lost Coffee Is Not To Be Fought Over'

"British"-'Lost Cocaine Is Not To BE Forced To'

xP

[EverywhereVirtually]

You're a little bit off the mark with a few of those. Barbie would be pronounced Bahbie not Bobbay. Some of the pronunciations come across a little bit too "Posh". The Queen or some people in Kensington or Chelsea might speak like that but you'll find a huge variation in British accents. Here are some from the Manchester & Liverpool areas.

watch?v=jZOOgJY_DEE

[FATMfanclub]

she always pronounces her "y" as "eh" in english. It's "ie" bitch.

[tornadoxp2]

Look in the video description....

"Tracy seems to have taken a grasp on the northern accent".

Obviously never been there because that is absolutely nothing like a northern accent. It's like a bad southern accent, and no one ever says coffay.

[natn14]

does anybody know where i could get a REAL tutorial on how to speak in a british accent?

i've been trying to look for one but all i could find are videos like this ol moose's.

i'm a filipino who's eager to learn.....

[annagilda1]

Hahahahaha! This is sooooo wrong. Sorry but you should come to the UK for a while and hear how people actually speak.

Also, there is no such thing as a british accent. We have England, Scotland and Wales. All have different accents, and even within them, there are huge differences.

[besinnliches]

Nobody has said 'dog' as in 'dawg' since about 1927!

[jougetsu]

some words sounded strange, still this is the british accent you hear in tv shows...

you brits sure are cocky

[tehdaveeh]

tehfuck is this, NO NO NO NO 

[guilima3097]

who speaks like this here? i dont know anybody.

[BritKid94]

sounds like Professor McGonagall...

[xxtwilightloverx1000]

Not even the queen talks like that! Haha

[stratford1994]

WTF is this bitch chattin

[GeoFerenz]

HaHa Are you drunk or stoned?

[distilledprincess]

bobbay? :") bloody hell.

[Katytherubixcube1]

hahahaha. Sorry but you couldn't be more wrong xD 'Coffeh!' made me lol

[dkgsshbaoi]

people dont speak like this in england!!!

[HeyHey13a]

LUST COFFEH ES NUT TU BEH FOWGHT OVER.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK BITCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH, YOU ARE SO WRONGGGGGGGG.

[HeyHey13a]

TEH DAWGGG GOT LAWSTT IN DEH FAWGG.

[IceeyProductions]

How did I get here from TotalHalibut??

[xboxgamer9991]

is she taking the piss we don't talk like that

[clauclau1997111]

lol! This video deserves more Likes if it's in the comedy category

[LeilaHusseini]

LOOOOOL who the f says "coffehh"

[ashlipizza]

she's way overexaggerating... I'm American and I know that.. I've been doing an English accent for a few years just for fun.. and I never say "coffeh" lol

[Lovisa92]

Is she serious!? Has she even been to the UK? Weirdo...

[CODE14464]

that is plain bullshit aha

[sushilnash]

hahahahaha, YO DAWG, YOU LOST IN THE FAWG?

[smartgirl889]

Just...why...-_-

[CrustwithWit]

COFfee...COFfee...We DON'T speak like that!!!

[CrustwithWit]

I DO NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT...NO ONE IN ENGLAND DOES

[send2sev]

KOFEHH!

MOOTAMBA KOOTAMBA!

[smeatonx]

this is an English accent, not a British one.

[neda0811]

@smeatonx There is no difference. Either way it's inaccurate.

[karislovesmcfly]

the way she says coffee, omg :')

[SiaDW]

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[TheKitchenUtensils25]

this is one of my favourite youtube videos ever! fought = fot = WTF?!?!

[albymontero92]

#FAIL

[hahalufs9]

lol wtf 0:47 lost corffeh is nort to beh fort ovarh

[LupaDracolis]

... We don't... I've never heard anyone speak like that before... what?

[therox68]

All right, i'll have a coffi then.

[deepestbluetoo]

This is a windup, yes?

[baloghalex]

COFE? =)))))

[bertiehart167]

the dorg was lost in the forg?

[0121grimeyunga]

fuck off we dont talk like that u prat

[R3S7RICTED]

barbie...bobbay. christ!

[anyasd]

there is no such thing as a british accent, americans need to learn this! there are loads of accents in britain! ENGLAND AND BRITAIN ARE DIFFERENT THINGS.

[greekdiav]

kind of ironic that the sentences she said in her own accent actually sounded more like the way everyone i know speaks :')

[SuperFunnyman001]

hahahah. "lost coffeh"

[ZahraRoberts07]

THAT IS NOT HOW I SPEAK OKAY.

[1990Adamd]

@ZahraRoberts07 OKAY THEN GLAD YOU MADE THAT CLEAR

[RICH08XX]

I hate it when i lose my dorrrrrg in the forrrrrg.

[KaneHudson97]

Make sure u can actually speak with a british accent before u try and teach others how to

[tk210west]

Very helpful.

[Lemongrassfoot]

LOL!

[HollyMae724]

The title needs correcting to "How not to speak when doing a british accent"

[spurring1]

you posted this on Christmas day, rather do a non existing accent thinking its amazing than open presents. a british accent would be all the accents in britain put together, and there isnt such thing anyway so fuck off

[ultravioletblaze]

Would you like me to give you some lessons?

[postboxcat]

Hahahaahahaaaha

[TheNexusRealm]

check my channel for a version of How NOT to speak in a 'British' accent

[oddworth]

I fail to see how an American is teaching people how to "talk British" I've lived in England my whole life and never heard anyone talk like this retard.

[riverfox22]

stephen!!!!

[creepmag62]

What rubbish but thanks for posting so we Brits can have a BIG BIG laugh at her expense.

[steelydan39]

what the fuck, you can't speak british for shit!

[TheHarpya]

English is not my native language but as an outsider I am sorry to say that this is really how you sound to us.

[MsTeatime8]

Coffee has a y sound on the end xx

[rachelpoppy13]

Um there's no such thing as a British accent.

[remiwarren]

Bobeh was foand of his cofeh

[remiwarren]

COFEHH! lol!

[24342333]

Bobbeh. Haha, oh my god.

[drcurv]

I say, you chaps! Pretty damned awful, what?

What on Earth is this woman on about? Her 'accent' is wandering around all over the place... if it weren't so dreadful it would be funny.

[mmotony]

@drcurv And yet it's so systematic, wouldn't you say old bean?

Perfectly dreadful indeed!

[crackinthewallful]

ha ha ha had 'funnnnned', mmmm stong cawfehh! That's hilarous

[lukeyboy1325]

Coffee - Coffeh..... Really, we don't say Coffeh..... Ever

[lllouis32]

cofeh

[bellepierre24]

You said "standard American" and "British dialect" what you mean is standard English (the Queen's English) and American dialect. After all, English is the language of England. They speak their language as it ought to be spoken. You Americans make what is a beautiful language sound like sh*t!

[mimz881]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l we dont speak like that

[ChanRawrer]

shes adding Os in every words.. lol

[GreetingEarthlings]

This is amazing who here in England speaks like that?

[PompamooseMagique]

@GreetingEarthlings we do.

[dkgsshbaoi]

@GreetingEarthlings No one

[TheElie69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! CAWFEH !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA !

Oh, was i supposed to learn something from this video ?

[bzybee9]

This woman has a terrible (and obviously) inaccurate British accent. My goodness!

[lukeshytalker02]

So, did they find the dog ? im really worried , someone call the RSPCA !

[ilColletore]

Stupid bitch. I live in England and I've never heard anyone say cuffe...

[Tashyp]

Guess youve never been to britain huh? Dont believe everything you see in movies madam. Try visiting Birmingham or Liverpool...Eject that Mary Poppins DVD! lol!

[DizzyyBludd]

fucking moron

[gotmyliver]

I'm english and had no idea what you just said inthe "english accent" you mixed about 8 accents.

[limegreenisskeen]

corffeh



[limegreenisskeen]

hahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mattyhamos1788]

WHAT THE FUCK. you have got the british accent completely wrong.......you are a complete retard! Go and get a FUCKING life......

[123ANUM123]

omg uncontrollable laughter, we don't even talk like that.

[eatmyshitpl0x]

AHAHAHAHAHA HA THE FUCK

[LondonClarinetist]

If you want to see how it is done, check out Amy Walker.

[LondonClarinetist]

Has she even heard a British person speak? We don't speak like that!

[Whathefuck999999]

@LondonClarinetist lolz

[flowerewolfy]

LOOOOOOL aah this is hilarious !!! XD

[bludgerable]

what the...

[TalLikesThis]

Barbie - Bobay? What is this fuckery?

[Iaintonit]

its pretty good, appreciate please

[MikeT15T]

@Iaintonit Dude are you english>? this is fucking terrible

[mariagraciacb]

what? fought? that has a long O not a short one!! :-S

[ShOrtiieTuuKaii9xXx]

barbie-bobeh ???

[nikojnemavakvo]

accent or "dialect" they are not the same thing

[dsa1393]

this is possibly the worst video on youtube, if this is genuinely serious, then you are deluded. MONG.

[flostar97]

Coffeh..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Adunn88]

No such thing as a British accent its like saying I have a European accent both are made up of different nations with their own accents.

[Reptar2k9]

Should be called "how to speak like Michael Caine" AND no one in the world says CAWFEHHHHH

[EllzBellz1209]

Its coffee not Coffeehh

[bizbazboz]

She seems to be possessed, full stop (or "period" )

[PolarShocK]

She seems to be possessed by a cockney and a northener. Does she actually think people sound like that?!

[Beanieguy1]

I just woke up my sister laughing at this!

[skanta479]

The only way do describe this woman in three words... Wrong, Irritating, Penis.

[mariahmadrileno]

She's mixing up all the regional accents.

[parrisdaley]

That was irritatingly wrong!

[09nob]

fart, fort, that's the first time I've heard that, that's hysterical

[SarahArielle]

lol dickhead

[AwwAriel]

Saw this on The Graham Norton Show. Cracked me up xD

[tomtheallrighty]

If anyone ever said coffee like that to me I would presume they were having some kind of stroke.

[meemz1991]

i love british accent .. it is the most SEXY accent in the world !

[fletchindurham]

This is a complete and utter failure. This doesn't sound like ANY accent I can think of which anyone on the British Isles speaks with....

[morganlicious24]

* how to do a accent. Sorry :)

[morganlicious24]

I need a REAL British person to make a video on how to make a video, please! None of these are helping me.

[ChanterLaChanson]

this is crap, plus there is no such thing as a British accent, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales etc etc are all in Britain, and what is with 'coffee'?

[mrsholloway77]

The dawg lost its cawfeh in the fawg, apparently.

[liapritchx]

@mrsholloway77 hahah im laughing so hard at that comment hah

[remiwarren]

@mrsholloway77 lost COFEH is not to be fought OVA.

[Tiiik8]

I think its pretty good :o

[bieboo16]

@Tiiik8 except for the coffee xD

[palmtreedino]

there's no such fucking thing as a british accent.... you're trying to do an english accent..i would know I'm english

[josemfarizano]

why would an american person try to teach british accent??? this doesn't make any sense. She should have tried teaching american english.

[zmw96]

HEHE:) I doubt she has even heard a british person speak in her life!!

[Arman32279]

BLOODY HELL!!!!This is complete bullocks!!!!

[98Dann98]

wow no brit speaks like that i am one and ive never heard anyone pronounce the way you do :P

[16clogan]

haha is that really how she thinks we talk?! wow she needs a new job...and a hobbie

[shyda97]

stick to your day job, if this is your day job, oh dear:/

[MrVillamike]

I'm English and if I sounded like that I'd top myself.

[h0usesparr0w]

I was about to ask which of the very many 'British' accents this was supposed to demonstrate, but now I see it's the one that doesn't fucking exist.

[Izzy162x]

The way she says 'coffee' 'dog' and 'fog' is hilarious.

[5lilkobe]

@rafalbielec lmao

[supahfreeak]

Russell brand actually has an accent like this. He says "garij". I was just listening to him in an interview. It sounds so silly because she's pronouncing them properly but not changing her own accent in the correct way. Plus this is really not a commonplace english accent, it really depends on where you're from. I'm surprised so many people who are actually from England don't realize this. 

[Danniredrocks]

What the frig is "coffeh?!" Like when have you EVER heard us say that?! This woman is just making up shit :L

[skiingisthebest1]

this woman is batty



[meuthiamegan]

coffeh :P

[nothingbutaking]

you cant speak with british accent just because you change your lip shape

[henryapril1999]

cofey, really are you that stupid,

[snazzimazzi]

I AM FROM ENGLAND. NO ONE SPEAKS LIKE THIS.

[bbquinn1234]

seriously, i am british and this just really fails!

COFEY??? wtf, we say it like cofy

[xxashsilverxxz]

fail !



[vickilg123]

'the dorg was lost in the forg' um....... no.

[billyidiotsinproved]

we're not all the queen!!

[billyidiotsinproved]

WE'RE NOT ALL THE BLOODY QUEEN?? ARE U ON DRUGS?!!!

[o0mgn]

@04Nunhuxcks No one speaks like this except actors trying to be British...

[GayBlkWorld]

Is she mad?.

[horseriderhannah]

1) HAWT?TF we sSTILL say hot

2)CO FEH? we just say coffee

3)Fogt?

4)knot? sayign it that way mean you are in a knot as in tied up !

5)OMG BOBBY? WTF HAS THAT CAME FROM?

6)Forned?fund! you say if fund!

7)never said opted befor in my life?

8)LOST COFFE IS NOT TO BE THOUGHT OVER! um it just sounded stuck up and idiotic!

9)The dorg? the forg? excuse me?

10)oh its coffe again!