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  • corralled, not caroused, LOL

  • blew out... blowed out.. * correction* Blown out. LOL

  • I love how he says the right thing at first, then has to think about it and corrects himself by fucking it all up. "Don't worry about the team we just blew out ...... or blown ... blowed out." His brain is sabotaging him lol

  • This is what 12 years of playing RB in NFL does to you. Get off his D***

  • Blowed out

  • Jerry Rice is trying to steal Emmitt's wordsmith crown!!

  • LOL

    Its hard not to laugh with the laughing sound track in the background.

  • American Chris Kamara?

  • 4 words THE RICE OF PASSAGE.....had me rotfl icing on the cake

  • PFT!

  • I'm still for Emmitt Smith, so what if he has a speech impediment!

  • What the fuck is the "Rice of Passage".

  • @VeoStrike rights of passage is what he said

  • wow

  • this laugh track is so annoying

  • Tomlinson - Smith. Smith is a complete asshole.

  • Who cares how he talks, he was the best running back in NFL history. All you can do is masturbate.

  • @PHELCAN naa... best in history?? he had the best O LINe in history.. Sweetness is better

  • You become the NFL all-time leading rusher and you don't have to learn how to speak English either.

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    Awesome mockery of Mr. Smiff.

  • you can talk like a retard when your a top 3 running back in nfl history

  • @iAMitUnot...Classic..I died laughing at your comment

  • Blowed out, lulz.

  • yall petty

  • rice of passage hahaha

  • as a cowboy fan i love emmit and thought his hall of fame speach was great! but yea it's funny listening to him sometimes

  • lmao this was actually kinda funny

  • laugh track does not change video

  • laugh track makes it

  • laugh track ruins it

  • He plain out sucks. I guess ESPN did not re new his contract.

  • you cant blame him, i mean, theres too much info coming in at once

  • the harsh reality of concussions to the brain

  • The strange part is that I heard him speak before and he speaks quite fine. I guess he was trying to hard to impress.

  • Shut the laugh track off. It's not fucking amusing in the least.

  • for a black person, he speaks pretty well

  • @ethan098765 What do you mean by "for a black person, he speaks pretty well"? Do you think black people can't speak well? Be sure I'm black and I'm fluent in four different languages. I bet you only speak English and it's not as good as you think. Look at what you commented on a Starcraft 2: Two Banelings video "Me and two friends wanted to try make a baneling toilet". Do you think that sentence is grammatically correct?

  • @nicsab09 I never wrote that, and that isn't even a comment, it's part of the description. I don't like liars. 

  • @nicsab09 I'm not saying all black people have bad grammar, as I'm sure you are probably educated and can speak well, but most blacks use slang and try to sound thug when they talk. ok here i found the perfect example watch this video ( youtube.com/watch?v=wHu7V6Snd4­c&feature=related ) and compare the people talking to Emmit Smith and then tell me Emmit doesn't talk pretty well.

  • this is what happens when you take all those hits for 14 years

  • Why do I feel like he's doing it on purpose....lol

  • Well when you add the laugh track and repeat the same line flubbed line twice I guess it is funny. He sounds fine to me.

  • Leave the man alone! he's a three times superbowl champ! hall of famer! I wanna see who the person that is making fun of him can go out there a run that many yards like Emmitt!

  • Him and Michael lack mic skills...

  • funny shit

  • Looks Like All Those Hitz Finally Paid Off..

  • @aser949 *rimshot*

  • flahn aroun own na futbaw feel...LOL

  • @dymond06 you made my ribs hurt with that one...baaaaaaaahahaha

  • @ExiledHere I wasn't old enough to vote in 2000 and voted for Kerry in '04. I don't know what that has to do with this video, though.

  • @dcmack1984 Hah! While I was reading his comment I was wondering the same thing. GW was and will always be a moron, but what in the world does that have to do with this video?? His explanation of the link between the two is as insane as his entire comment.

  • @dcmack1984

    Ouch, admitting you voted for Kerry? Rough.

  • @ExiledHere  dude don't stereotype people; thats not cool

  • @ccbode OK OK... Even though this comment was made 9 months ago let me respond... 1st of all I'm a big Emmitt fan, but I still found the video hilarious... Thanx DCMACK for posting... Y'all are probably taking my comment way too serious...Its not that serious people... My point is you can be an inarticulate President and get re-elected... An inarticulate football analyst... "YOUR FIRED!!"... Our society has higher standards for sports analysts than for presidents - No Offense Intended

  • @byanycost: LOL!!

  • thats fucked up .that mans a legend

  • C'mon now, you guys don't know what a "pelatie" is??....Its like a penalty, only worster because it involves infractious misconduct on behalves of the defense, thus far awarding the offense with up too 5 yards of additionalized yardages. LOL, nuff said....still <3 ya though Emmitt!

  • oh Smith what did you learn in college

  • cot damn, e! i'll give you a pass because ur a Gator. that shit was hilarious, tho!

  • lmaooooooooooo

  • Back in the day when Smith still played ball, I can't remember if he was playing with the cards or cowboys, he was interview. He was asked about his team's poor play. He said he was being used as the "escape goat"!! Lol What a dumb illiterate youknowwhat!

  • @dodgeRAMBOpeep i agree hes not the sharpest tool in the shed. still i find it funny people rip this guy; he is an athlete and an uneducated person. sure he is paid to commentate however his position is/was based on his athletic ability and success playing. Whats worse is having politicians, ppl who should be more than just literate, like BUsh and Palin who can hardly string together a sentence. Thye are certainly dumb illiterate you know whats!!hes a football player nothing more nothing less

  • Well at least emmitt didn't write his own speech for his 'rice of passage' into the hall of fame... if that had happened he would hold the NFL record for most grammatical errors in a hall of fame induction speech

  • Emmit Smith's grasp of the English language got debacled!!!

  • The guy needs to read a little more!

  • LOL!

  • he is a great football player. he is not so good on the tv.

  • anytime i feel down...i pop this on and get a good laugh

  • If you take anyone who has 10 million hours of air time, I am sure you can find some flaws in what they were saying. So he is not the most amazing speaker, but he is a stand up man, with a great work ethic that we can look up to, and unlike most ball players who just open up car dealerships, he is actually giving back to society. I bet he would just smile at this video, as good as a guy as he is, it would be hard to take offense to something so meaningless such as your arrogance.

  • 0:30 'given the RICE of passage'  my favorite XD

  • I thought all Eagles fans were cold hearted morons. I mean, at least the ones that go to their games. Man are they cruel cheering injuries and stuff. It's bad enough when the opposing team cheers an injury, but cheering your OWN team's injury is just ridiculous.

  • "Do look good"...LOL!

    In his defense, MOST Americans are ignoramuses who have less of a command of the English language than many educated immigrants.

    Take THAT to the bank!

  • lol i love emmitt

  • @CarpetMuncher1337 really? we gotta go there? Like there are no white people who speak english poorly.

  • he's not a bad speaker cut him some slack

  • how is this funny your stupid and Emmitt Smith is like on of the best football player

  • i miss the Emmitt  language... funny

  • BAD TIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He can't speak but, he can play football real damn good!

  • hahahahaha-I like Emmitt but this shit was a cassic-I mean classic

  • as a Charger fan, my favorite (which isnt included here) was after we beat the Colts in OT in the '08 playoffs, Emmit said "Darrell Sprows" at LEAST 13 times. shit was comical.

    it's correctly pronounced (and spelled) Darren Sproles for those that have no damn i dea what im talkin about...smh

  • I am a die-hard Cowboys fan and Emmitt was one of the Cowboys that I look to as a hero...he did everything right, but at the same time, I can laugh at this because his broadcasting skills were lacking. But that takes nothing away from his greatness as a Dallas Cowboy. Great video..thanks for uploading it!

  • God damn, that is funny.

  • Anyone who speaks makes mistakes.  All of you stumble over your words now and then. But if you compare Emmitt to, say, George W. Bush, it's clear who is the better speaker. This video just shows Emmitt messing up the occasional word. Dubbya cannot even put a coherent sentence together.

  • @StirrnThatPotTX98: Shut up! He and the Cowgirls are a bunch of lame a** chumps. GO SKINS!!

  • GOOD LORD!!!!!LMFAO

    

  • he sounded pretty good last night....he's been getting lessons.

  • 0:24 He corrected himself mid-word when he was about to say "does" and said "do" instead. That part was so ridiculous that he would have to be joking.

  • This neva evaa stops makin me laugh Emmit got blowed out by his english exams at UF The Harvard of The south ? I think not

  • "Carousing the football carrier" is either a fun neologism or a mondegreen for "corralling". Likewise with "rice of passage." (I love that image -- is there a ceremony where Eli Manning was handed an ornately decorated bag of rice? Was it presented by Jerry Rice?)

  • "Pen-a-luh-tees" (not "pelaties" -- listen carefully -- is a natural enough overcorrection of the two glottal stops between "N" and "LL" and "T". It's difficult enough that many lanugages don't even allow consonant clusters (e.g. Hawaiian, Maori, Japanese (with a few exceptions e.g. Tokyo)), and similar words have suffered similar distortions in Southern dialects e.g. nuclear -> nucular. In this case Emmit's enunciation needs work, but not his grammar.

  • "Blowed out" is standard Black English (see wikipedia on African_American_Vernacular_En­glish) as is "he do look good" (search google for "he+do+look+good" for references in natural speech).

  • On Saturday, after being photographed with his Hall of Fame bust, one of Emmitt's assistant's will take the bust and put it in the trunk of Emmitt's car for safekeeping.

  • puttin that FSU education to good use

  • No shit, and this guy graduated with a Bachelor's from Florida. WTF???

  • Ah....that is the University of Florida education right there.

  • lol at people hating get a life losers

  • @Raidersafcwest if youre a Raiders fan, you are the one whom definitely needs to get a life...LOSER!

  • @Hockeyguy17 lol i repeat if you got to hate on the next man your a loser me being a raiders fan just proves that i dont jump on a good teams bandwagon as you do

  • @Hockeyguy17 the way he talks just tells you where he he grow up at not his intelligence you sound mad cause a black man has more money fame education girls conections i could on and on and on get a life and stop complaining lmao

  • Emmitt is awesome. He can say whatever he wants.

  • @walker834 Emmitts an illiterate idiot who only got his NFL gigs on TV because hes a former football player that was good, without that on his resume he'd be flipping burgers. Why dont the ones on here who are defending him realize hes a dumbass and should go back to school to read and write? Im sick of people getting a pass based on their athletic ability, oh and the color of their skin too.

  • theYNC IS A REALLY MESSED UP SITE!!! STAY AWAY! worst crap in the world shouldnt get any attention, besides furious attention.

  • this niggas retarted...he gets it right the first time then goes.....i mean goed stupid

  • yeah he was pretty bad i knew his time was short there

  • EMMITT SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • As Emmitt and several others have shown, being a great player hardly qualifies someone to be a good analyst, especially if they are unable to speak basic English!

  • lmao @ the laugh track.

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  • Smith could have had a number of concussions during his outstanding career. So the guy gets nervous and tongue tied. So what? There are any number of factors that would affect his speech. A speech pathologist could further enlighten us all. Some people have who no achievements of their own love to bring down any high achiever. They're so obvious.

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  • Pelaties? Carousing? Blowed? Do? Rice? Blowned?

  • Emmitt Smith = NFL All time leading rusher = 3 time Superbowl champion = Dancing with the Stars champion (for whatever that's worth), can't do any of that without talent.

  • wasnt funny, at all really.

  • Learn English. How old are you.

  • It sucks that Emmitt lost... losed his job.

  • @byanycost hilarious!!

  • imagine where emmitt smith would've ended up had he not had football to fall back on ?

  • emmitt smith is my favorite player ever but he just needs to stop talking lol

  • If you ever want a good laugh, just come back to this clip. I can't stop laughing. I have tears in my eyes.

    As far as the character of player he was, just look back to the Giants game in in '93 (I believe it was) where he played with separated shoulder. The guy could be a deaf mute for all I care. He manned up in that game and many others to carry his team.

  • Who cares so much about speech? Elitists who want to promote themselves above others. An athlete with great mind and body control shouldn't worry about the elitists telling him he is dumb. Some of the greatest minds in history had speech impediments.

  • @beeecraft Speech impediment and just not knowing how to speak properly aren't the same thing.

  • brett favre is the all time leading passer and ur gonna tell me hes the greatest quarterback ever. and plus if ur the all time leader in carries shouldnt u be the leader in yards as well?

  • [John Starks] Did Dis Dude Just Said Dis? [/John Starks]

  • I want to give this video 4 starts but no I can't do...does that anymore.

  • whahahahahaha but he still the best

  • Whoever made this video is a fucking dipshit, whoever uploaded it is a even gayer faget, how can respect the best back of all time, get a life.

  • He's not the best back of all time, he's not even the best of his time. There is another guy named Barry Sanders who played at the same time, you might want to check out his hilite reel.

  • who leads the nfl all time in rushing yards, emmitt so stfu

  • @lakershd not taking anything away from Emmitt Smith's amazing career, and it was amazing, you can't possibly declare him the best back ever. Most yards, yes. Reasons? How long it took him to do it, his overall comparative skill, and the talent surrounding him(ie Aikman, Irvin, and the O-Line). Barry Sanders had none of that and still shredded the competition.

  • @willisan Barry didn't give a fuck, so he got forgot.

  • @willisan Agreed. Barry could have set the rushing record like 2 seasons before Emmitt but decided to retire. Nothing against Emmitt but personally I'd place him maybe just outside the top 5 behind Jim Brown, Barry, Walter Payton, Eric Dickerson, and OJ

  • wow...dude.please.just shut up.

  • to all you people calling him dumb fuck, where are you in life right now?

  • @RamseyBoy88 Weltfare

  • @RamseyBoy88 Weltfare

  • Dumb Fuck!!!!

  • What a dumb shit ! His brain is blowed out !!

  • Jesus christ that was funny.  Rice of passage?????

  • he should be seen... not heard

  • HA! Emmit's The Man!!!

  • You're right. Because he's made more money than most people, that allows him to sound like a retard. "Does.....Do look good." Maybe with all that money that he's made, perhaps he should finish his education. Maybe take an english class. And youtube doesn't recognize "english" as a word. Depressing.

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  • You're missing the point. He corrected the correct way of saying it with the INCORRECT way of saying it. "That offense does....do look good." "Against a team like New England will get you completely blowed out." That has nothing to do with enunciation. Hell, "blowed" isn't even a real word. Also, just because he got his degree doesn't mean he finished his education. Watch the Outside the Lines report on FSU football players who didn't get drafted and work as janitors. They got their degrees.

  • @notorious98

    I hope you saw his Hall Of Fame speech. Not only did it masterfully command the English language better than anything the typical Youtuber can do, but it wound up going down as one of the greatest HOF speeches of all time. It just goes to show that anyone can improve despite the skepticism of haters. If you haven't heard it, do a search, check it out.

  • @AllPro777 wronge, the fact that his HOF speech was great, means that did prepare him self for that.

    But on real time tv, when you dont have that many weeks to prepare an elocuent speech, you can see he is really a donkey.

  • @ArgoteMasterChief

    For starters, there is no 'e' in wrong, lol. Secondly, my post is correct. His speech was great. Whether you realize it or not, public speaking isn't easy, and to do it with the skill he did at the HOF was commendable. It wasn't just another speech, it was one of the great speeches the HOF has ever seen. Stop being a hater, haters never prosper. Give the man his due.

  • @AllPro777 I'm giving his due, I'm not taking his speech of the HOF out,

    but like I say he did have weeks maybe months to prepair that speech and practice and been teach how to conduct it.

    On tv , is your true self and this guy has a peanut for a brain when it comes to "talk".

  • @AllPro777 Wronge ? He must have thought the e is for Emmitt.

  • @notorious98 Capitalize the "E" in English, Then you have a word. Did you know that you capitalize the first letter of words, that are important? For such a scholar I would expect better.

  • The rice of passage killed me!

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  • hahahahahahah dumb ass cowboy hahahahha FUCK THE COWBITCHES

  • Dude i am on the fucking Floor right now diying. hahahahahahaha LMFAO.

  • LMMFAO

  • haha "Rice Of Passage" man what does that mean? why did he say "Rice of Passage" I'm dying of laughter right now.

  • He wanted to say "Rights of Passage"...

  • lmao blowed out. Fucking dumbass

  • i wont lie barry was tha shit 2 different style running but just as bad ass

  • lol well screw it he still da best runnin back ever even if he cant talk worth a lick, shit i herd much worse comn outa peoples moufs nowadays doe

  • I would take Barry Sanders over Emmitt any day.

  • I guess you don't like winning....

  • Aw, give Emmitt a break. He's a great player, and he went to University of Florida. Even the non-football grads of U.F. can't spell, I used to have one for a boss!

    Would you rather have the grammatically correct, but soulless, Tiki Barber? The one who said, "my mother didn't use that typical african-american diction."

    At least Emmitt has heart.  You "gotta give him props" for trying, and he certainly knows his football.

    And I'm a Redskins fan, too.

  • Dude can you explain to me what Tiki Barber try to say again because i just don't get it? lol

  • Emmitt Smith really debacled the English language. It should be a pelatie to mispronounce things that way.

  • hockey? lmfao takes no athleticism to slide on ice and smack a puck. Football is a true sport its 100% about physical and mental capability.

  • @prettyboy0909. Right because weighing 300 pounds and being paid to be a wall is putting your mental and physical abilities to the test. Don't joke yourself.

  • @prettyboy0909 retard. I love football and hockey but what you said was completely retarded

  • Wow! I never knew the University of Florida exempted Public Speaking in their course schedules. Smith's use of proper English is horrible. Mr. Smith, please go see a Speech Therapist.

  • this gotta be an example of good qualifications getting the man the job

  • yo sadly shit like this is quite common in black communities. thanks fucks i have such a high IQ

  • i love when he had it right by saying "does look good", but corrects himself to say it completely wrong with "do look good" LMAO

  • Whatever, this guys has multible Super Bowl Rings what do YOU have to say for your "dediocre" self dcmack84. He's a Hall of Famer, you're a nobody...

  • I have to say that my spelling and diction are far superior to yours.