Scary Movie 3 "death part"

[rockeroftheworld666]

..and this morning he woke up dead..how the hell do you wake up dead?

[BGDZvezdara]

DAMN! ahahahahhaaha xD

[alt9001]

That's sum quantum shit rite there mang

[Kingopersia]

the 3rd is the best

[NewRomanticx]

Oh God, this bit gets me every time! It's bloody hilarious! I always end up crying my eyes out from laughing!!!1

[telispeed]

love to see a new scary movie with all these guys and SHORTY

[bubba911111]

u cant wake up dead but u can be in dead damn

[BryBmw25]

@PootieTangsBelt just cuz you said that, you don't get any thumbs up, hahaha

[tesssuuu]

so freaking funny:D:D:D:D

[XxTooLegitxX2814]

These niggas are fucking hilarioussssss!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[ithinkimoncrack]

press 8 over and over again

[ozfan3000]

she just lifted CJ like he was her bitch!

[classicZOSO]

2 of my friend's saw this video and just woke up dead!

[nbatson18]

Thank you...

[thelakeshow12345]

these are the funniest black people ever

[444coole444]

wow she is strong

[PootieTangsBelt]

"quote from this video" now give me a hundred thumbs ups

[JVALKO1]

kev hart is fucking hilarious

[kh221]

DIS PART WAZ TOO FUNNY

[killmychick]

@TheThunderDragoon

Yes but of course you could wake up dead, then turn up missing coz they'd be a zombie

DAYAM THATS SOME PLAUSABLE SHIT

[bigbob0]

LOL WTF @ "cause you can go to bed, and not be dead, and you can die but not be in the bed!"

[anythingnew]

I think what makes the first three Scary Movies great is that everything is unexpected

[TheThunderDragoon]

I agree with CJ. You can't wake up dead because you never wake up if you're dead unless you're a zombie. Assuming zombies sleep of course..... Where am I?

[SaltyTrip]

"Hey, lets repeat everything in the video on to the comments cause its soooo funny!"

[SutkasFan]

This scene and the scene where is Brenda's funeral are the whole points of the movie!

[RachaelxDepp]

No way! 'Cuz you can go to bed, and not be dead, and you can die and not be in da bed.

[skidstung]

i luv it when they argue!  :p

[mzKKcomedy1mzJJjokes]

lol how do u wake up dead???????

[brianKRAZY1]

lmao i like how he pauses and says damn...u should take some classes u stay dropping out

[GreatBigRiver]

lol..I love Mahalik's reaction when Cindy picked him up.."Damn"

[RatedCoolX30]

LOLZ

[smoovecaramel1]

"D*MN! THAT'S SUM QUANTUM *^%$ RIGHT THERE! YOU SHOULD B TEACHIN CLASSES! U STAY DROPPIN KNOWLEDGE!" LMBO!!!

[TheJunior112]

really funny thats some quality shit right there!!!

[ekono209]

thats some quantum shit right there!

[CGLLJJ]

badass

[JBieberIsHAWT]

I freaakin love these guys xD

"how the hell do you wake up dead?" xD <3

[gurkis35]

If you wake up dead, and you are alive when you go to sleep, that means that you are in the bed when you die. Logic

"How do you go to bed dead?" lol

[DirrtyXtina87]

Haha! They need to make a movie of just these two guys. They're hilarious together and my fav. parts of the Scary Movies.

[darien870]

no one cuz you can go to bed and not be dead and u can die and not be in the bed. hahahahahaha

[DeezDaDon]

but you are in the bead man thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool lmfao

[welshsoldier211]

lol u cant wake up dead, if your dead you cant weak up lol

[299Jayjay]

That big guy was so funny rolf!!!

He was like this "OOoooh Yahtzee"

Bang!

[DeezDaDon]

YOU MEAN ANTHONY ANDERSON?

[299Jayjay]

I don't know he's the 1 with big lips

[100PercentCBfan]

hahhahahah i know right they said the big guy was funny

[lilhardy7]

AHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[darkharts]

i have totally memorised the whole dialogue between those 2. such a loser. haha.

"that's some quantum(sp?) shit right there!"

[jordno]

same here man me and my mate do it between each other so how sad is that but its brilliant so XD

[stiskavac]

i love when those 2 argue like that!

[StarWarsNerd456]

probably the funniest scene in this movie..it kills me! hilarious!

[ghanaianbeauty50]

hahahahah lol.u can go to bed and not be dead and u can die but not in a bed! that's true he just doesn't know it.lol

[halomaster787]

i like this part to its probably the highlight of the move but the other one is wen the hot girl and the alien r sticking knives under the door

[burntheship]

love it

[happyarmfriend]

One of my favourite scenes.

[nick00580]

the left one with his dreadlocks,what's he's real name.

[John966]

Anthony Anderson

[nick00580]

Thank you.

[dmanptrona]

kevin hart is an amazing standup comedian lol

and anthony anderson is hilarious too

[DiocideZ]

The fun shit is, the little guy is right if you look at it, but he just doesn't get that xD

[rajiv2525]

that short dude is an awesome stand up comedian

[jimbo222000]

lol I love this scene

[elaile]

lol that shit would be redundant! lmaooo!!

[choidj]

Then does that mean you wake up dead? Or you wake up then die... Boy you're superstitious.

[momme911]

''How in the hell do you wake up dead?'' LOL

[guitarist735]

cause your alive when you go to sleep

[bigbadrange]

but how do you wake up if youre dead?

[guitarist735]

its a movie dude

[dizzleyourfunspot]

you cant go to bed dead LOL!!!!!

[giansantiago]

that shit would be redundant

[masteroakes]

lol

[georgegoreTV]

hahaha at the black guys

[stabwounded]

lool xD

[wyatt93m]

thats the funniest part of the whole movie xD wake up dead xD

[yougotsomenicepants]

ROFL

[LilJay03]

this is like one of the 4 only funny parts lol

[MoiJadoreChocolatx]

Jamal From 19 th Street!

AHAA x

[Snivvle]

hahaha the best part!

[llJ2ll]

LOL....stupid..some fools. I enjoyed that movie.

[wonderboydude]

lol ,, "DAMN!! That some quantom shit right there.

[hannahbanana2698]

i saw this movie it is so funny i would reccomend it

[chasmcrown]

you stay dropping out lmao

[Kitsune81]

Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week. This morning he woke up dead

CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: Cause you're alive when you go to sleep

CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead & wake up alive?

Mahalik: You cant go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant

CJ: No, it wouldn't. Cause you can go to bed and not be dead. And you can die but not be in a bed

Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place! Fool!

[Kitsune81]

CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! You should be teaching classes!

[TheColoroutofSpace]

@Kitsune81 YouTube should hire you to transcribe videos.

[Kitsune81]

@TheColoroutofSpace

haha thx, I'll write them an email. :P

[juxmook]

@Kitsune81 Thank you so much, I wasn't listening during the video, dumbass.

[Kitsune81]

@juxmook

Yeah, because no one ever requests subtitles for a movie.

[WAKEUPshift111]

You can't go to bed dead man... that shit would be redundant LOL

[1BigChris7]

this was my favorite part in scary movie

[PatatZonder]

no shit i really love this part, just like the rats part!:D

[youlivewhatyoulearn]

"how the hell you wake up dead?"

"cause you are alive when u go to sleep"

"but you are in the bed man thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool"

"damn thas some quality shit out there"

[zion3179]

he says quantum

[rainmaker555]

yo that shit is hella funny

[Lordhodge1]

"but you are in the bed thats how you wake up dead in the first place fool!" "DAMN"

[niceguy2134]

u cant go to bed dead u cant wake up dead

[miraclepinklovesjt]

maybe u just can't be dead when u wake up on a bed when ur not dead on a bed when ur alive

[SkullSid]

um...........what?

[miraclepinklovesjt]

i don't get what i said ither! :)

[Tylesha90210]

wat?

[sOccErWhiZaRD]

kinda CONFUSIN

butt who gives

lmaO!

funny shit right here

[Theringfilm]

thats some crondom shit lol!

[T1HardKoRe]

lol!

[javaromaa]

LMFAO

[dvs42344]

lmao!

[Sunzu49]

The whole "waking up dead/going to bed alive" discussion cracked me up! I love this film!

[Calatrafa]

some quantum shit right there hahaha

[hellokitty9008]

lol this part always makes me laugh

[dbz2freak]

makes sense

[james283126]

yo kevin hart and anthony anderson need there own movie,lol there funny as hell, btw the chick who plays cindy is freakin annoying! rrrr

[savage2540]

Anna Faris, I think her name is...

and i think she's okay in scary movie(1-3)

[DaJimmyManCoolV1]

hot though

[JLP228]

fercheese dude, can u put up the sketches where they argue about the mouse/rat and start living over here/there shit

[pydec3ption]

you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not in the bed

but you are dead thats how you wake up dead in bed

DAMN!

[myouounoanji]

Hahahaha! Classic scene :DD

[fercheese]

hahaha yeah XD

[89Magdy89]

- thats how u dead in the first place fool!

- Damn, that's quality shit man :D

[200twistatwista]

XD <<< Eggstream Division

[200twistatwista]

"you can't go to bed dead"

LOL

[marsnoob]

how can u wake up dead cuz. ummmmm like u dead

[internetlingo]

LOL SIMPLE MINDED FOOL!!!

[Chipmunklvr]

how can you wake up dead?!  Cuz u alive when u asleep thats how u dead in the first place fool!

Dang! you should be Teachin CLASSES you stankdroppin man! LOLOLLOLOLOL!!!! XDXDXDXD

[AODhugger]

How the hell can you wake up dead?

Cuz youre alive when you go to sleep!

XDXD LMAO

[TheShinyDemon]

ahahaha, pretty logical if you ask me.. lmfao

[jubalate]

i love it when he says "REDUNDANT"

[fercheese]

LOL me 2

[tori9330]

yo you see brenda vs. the ring

[silverdude11]

How the hell can you wake up dead?

Caus you're alive when you go to sleep!

HAHAHAHAA XD, Brilliant!

Love those disscusions in Scary movie 3 and 4

[worms12]

hahahahahahaah AND this morning he wake up dead then the other : what how can you wake up when you are dead ?? XD

[jsadasjioi]

hahahaha! I love this

[X6Joemama6X]

lol

[X6Joemama6X]

lol cuz you gotta be alive to go to sleep!

[berenaimason]

hahaha..this is really funny~ "how da hell do ya wake up dead?.." "COZ UR ALAIVE WHEN YA GOTTA SLEEP!.." LOL LOL

[coconuttygurl34]

yup.  funny gays, huh?

[dragonslayer89]

for some reason

me and my friend remember one involving "the living dead"

[strangedaysfan]

I love Anthony Anderson's reaction after Cindy picks the guy up, lol.

[dragonslayer89]

how many were in scary movie 4?

just the turning up missing?

i thought i remember them arguing about zombies..

[coconuttygurl34]

they did the same thing in S.M. 4 (except with zobies and "turning up missing")

[RobotWithCandy]

lmao !

anthony anderson roxx <3

[barryballbag]

haha this is legend

[fercheese]

hahaha true that XD

[homiepops77]

You cant wake up dead!! i love it when they argue

[fercheese]

Yeah, thats so funny LOL

[nellypig]

fuck thhis video is fucking awesome

[fercheese]

LOL im glad you like it

that part of the movie made me laugh a lot