HONZO GONZO Cross Assault audition tape

[AeonsOfFrost]

I'll Fukken...show you it!

*dead*

[blast0r]

I lost it many times, but especially at Kayo Police XD

[Everysorry]

Franky the Weatherman...Yup

[TheAlvi81]

i was e sports b4 esports ever fucking existed! XDDD This guy too funny!

[koopatroopa]

Is this a Lil B parody?

[TheWasteofFlesh]

@koopatroopa No, I saw the video after tbh. Me and him have the same soul it seems. Welp time to kill myself.

[MotherRat]

e sports before e sports

[basedbroski]

with this video, Honzo just went up 500 ranks in the troll leaderboards

[Vitaminb]

6,666 VIEWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[imZenko]

This is awesome XD

[SuperDooperChan]

and all of a sudden, he accidentally all the facial hair...do I get cookie for noticing? :D

[iorilamia]

nah

[xxxiviaverickxxx]

this shit is awesome

[piskooooo]

how do i vote

[Psyclone0018]

@piskooooo You can't the people making the show pick the participants.

[IIIpwnzyIII]

You got my vote for that big ass toenail.

[mattbmattb]

Twitch Illuminati want my mind soul and my body

[07Mase07]

dis ass burger

[OrionXElite]

As soon as you busted out SF2010, you had my vote Honzo Kappa

[arthisuther]

honzo you are the bees knees my friend the bees knees

[SusanoKai]

You seem like a cool guy I hope we team up for Team Tekken cause Where going to win, Oh and lol on Clitoris Trigger.

[joesoldo92]

"doacidbro" +30 points

[Snoooootch]

Honzo, you are my favorite.

[menimeskcor]

this whole video was funny from start to finish. awkward...but really funny. hope you get in

[livsm]

Get it honzo!

[yangzor]

this is easily the funniest and best audition for cross assult lolol

[lilsicx]

So fuckin funny

[luckiestboss96]

BlazBlue - Clitoris Trigger LOL

[TheAndrewc5120]

nice audtion tape. Kappa. 

[aznfool07]

Kappa stickers and BlazBlue Clitoris Trigger won me over.

[happybirthdayshrek]

hoooooold dat.

[Yawdan]

I would've given him you a pass the first time you said nigga(er?) but the second time was one too many. You seem like a funny dude, shame you shot yourself in the foot with this. I won't be mad if you make it though, you'd be a good watch if this is what you'd actual be like on the show. Minus the racial slurs, of course.

[TheWasteofFlesh]

@Yawdan it wasn't in black history month, and my korean friend said it was ok sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

[dafrorock]

@TheWasteofFlesh I'm down for coke

[Amerika1919]

@Yawdan They weren't racially charged slurs.

[Pho3nix9020]

@Yawdan REALLY?????

[GrandmasterX]

@Yawdan His balance in January on his Black Card was fine, he could've said nigga 10 more times but they carried over to February anyway.

[Theb0x]

@Yawdan How are u offended in any way by that?

[AnonymousUsar]

@Yawdan ur dum lol

[Yawdan]

@AnonymousUsar Are you trying to bait me into responding by misspelling the insulting dumb as 'dum', which you are trying to call me?

[Angerbot5k]

I DON'T NEED CHAIRS. FUCK CHAIRS

[deadly32]

Why is your room so dark?

[ramndude2]

best. trolling. ever.

[GRRAB]

haven't fucking laughed outloud at ANY OF THESE OTHER FAGGOTS. you're the shit. YOU BETTER FUCKING WIN

[granbate23]

I want a Kappa sticker :(

[WildcardY]

Now upload the outtakes.

[ObeyFTK]

"I was Esports before Esports fucking existed" LOL

[squallerrleon]

I thought it was average, but nobody wants to be on Team Tekken, so you're probably guaranteed a spot. Good luck with the 5v1!

[gotmesomenikeys]

honzo how do i cool as you

[mok5000]

honzo confirmed as a super smash bro brawl playa. Kappa.

[michael22414]

Starcraft 64, I WAS ESPORTS BEFORE ESPORTS EVEN EXISTED

[psien1]

Are you a robot that gained consciousness and started playing fighting games?

[aznc0ffe388]

LOL

you had me at street fighter 2010

[JoniSparda]

Tekken.....(throws)

[lfieldsjr13]

Don't remember Mario 3 being a fighting game. He could have at least edited out the parts where he fucked up.

[AnonymousUsar]

@lfieldsjr13 You definitely missed the point of this video.

[S0pringles]

@lfieldsjr13 bess be trowling

[blackghost1791]

you got my vote, but not for the video the vote is for.....THE HAT I WANT THAT HAT HONZO!!!!

[PhillVids4datA55]

you win 10 interwebs

[AnonymousUsar]

55 people were eSports AFTER eSports existed.

[Amerika1919]

Haha Honzo you are the best troll ever. I love the insane amount of people on here who simply don't get what you were doing.

[natearistata]

goddamn Honzo, you swore more than I usually do

[zukuu]

hahah dem Kappa stickers xD

[Stephen13529]

"I was esports before esports" Kappa

[ShinYujiroHanma]

ahh hell LMAO this is to f.f.f.f.f.f.f.funny lol

[ShinYujiroHanma]

once again LMAO



[ShinYujiroHanma]

LMAO!!!!

[mattxstarx]

i don't know anyone better for the tekken team at this point in time, u hella got my vote.

[Ejtan]

I found it hilarious! :D

[thirdstrikerMAB]

I was laughing so hard at "BlazBlue: Clitoris Trigger" XD

[Mooninite2021]

Despite what the drones from the twin schools of 'I don't know what zoning is' and 'My ears are on par with the Virgins in their holiness', I thought this was hilarious and so did my roommate (he doesn't even like fighting games).

[thaguy]

You guys have no sense of humor or sense of trolling...

[BrawlersUpTv]

your video gets no love lmao..

[TheMrSleeps]

last thing i would want to see is somebody on cross assault that is terrible that just spams projectiles all day by somebody who thinks there good and trys to hard.

[MastaToken]

@TheMrSleeps It's not his fault that people don't do anything about it that would make him change his strategy up.

[DeadHarlequinn]

you got mah vote

[mazironblood]

CLASSIC.

[IIIPackyIII]

Lol, thirty fucks in one minute? Gets my vote.

[CowboyBebopCrew]

too much cursing... shouldn't have used the N-word... voted down.

-JB

[TheWasteofFlesh]

@CowboyBebopCrew fuck

[alexisnaranjo]

"Call of duty block ops.... I love that shit"

[somecleverthing]

This video is so godlike my head exploded, then pulled all of its molecules back together so I could watch the rest of the video. "Def Jam Fight for New York, the best game ever made for Playstation 2, and also a fighting game."

[insomnotek]

team motherfucklng tekken

[insomnotek]

team motherfucking tekken

[hathejoker]

esports sports sports sports

[kingkaizer20]

Kapap

[AvoidingthePuddle]

You got my vote.

[Andyman264]

I bought that nigga and stole it from him! LOL

[Skaterdevil216]

Kappa

[letscountthestars]

DAT FOOT XD

[Rogond09]

THIS NIGGA WAS E-SPORTS BEFORE E-SPORTS EXISTED. THEY HAVE TO LET HIM IN.

[zoem22]

god i hope he doesnt make it. hes such a lame

[zoem22]

god i hope he doesnt make it. hes such a lame

[vokuro88]

whoa, a talking garden gnome.

[JOHNNYRAVIOLLI]

N-word fail.

[flclbeans]

lmao YO THOSE CAMERA ANGLES AT THE END

[QuietSundayLibrary]

LET'S GO RICKY HATTON!

[1234jokerguy]

twitch Illuminati...yes!!!

[SinisterSerp]

had me early at street fighter 2010 lmao

[NovaAk]

good shit, nigga gl

[owek123]

kayo sato is a guy... sorry to ruin your fantasy.

[TheWasteofFlesh]

@owek123 jealous that I hugged her? I THINK SO

[bensons999]

@TheWasteofFlesh

Truth.

[dangerboy123]

@TheWasteofFlesh How did he smell?

[TheWasteofFlesh]

@dangerboy123 no troll, she smelt really nice :x

[mauriceliabc]

@owek123 Congratulations, you are the 1030th person to say that!! Click here to claim your prize!

[KyleDeKyle]

bye



[Spruchy]

GDLK



[glennfinito]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[GothenburgPanic]

5:36 proof that honzo is just a vessel for his hat spotted

[OracleOrthros]

You got my vote. That show needs... whatever it is you just did.

[Maarkaald]

I didn't expect to wake up and at 6:20am see the words 'clitoris trigger' in my subscription feed. I feel this has been missold to me now.

[ThePhantomnaut]

FUCKING YES.

[ultimadrago]

LOL. This was very, very entertaining.

[blackchrisp]

lol, Honzo. You are too much...

[3H4wk]

This is the best video I have ever seen in my life. It made my panties fall to the ground.

[sop213]

lol "I was Esports before there was Esports"

[roflstomp]

If you're not on the show, I'm not watching it.

[CyrusWeatherbee]

HELLA GOSU SHIT!

[TEEN1DOL]

i.

Love.

The.

way

Honzo

talks.

[spinseffing]

Honzo, I think you're my soulmate.

[Dacidbro]

It took me watching it twice to realize he said "Clitoris Trigger 2", that shit doesn't even kind of exist, CT only had one version. This fucker's a fraud.

[AnonymousUsar]

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooool­d -dat.

[GRRAB]

honzo already won

[thebluebloodblues]

He was E-sports before E-sports existed.



[CrazzyTwist]

rofl hahahaha



[RagingForce]

HAHAHAHAHA

[bsmcnair]

Cyberathlete more like Sideburnsathlete

[bsmcnair]

KILLER

IN

STINK

[BALIstik916]

This audition tape is the greatest fighting game to ever be made on Playstation 2.

[ma1alos]

kool

[kshigsm]

fuck

[DrKakofonous]

DAT HAT

[AnonymousUsar]

Oh my god you actually uploaded it. LOL

[Darknido]

BlazBlue Cala- Cali- Clitoris Trigger.

Roflcopter.

[legoka0]

lol omg I cant stop laughinghnedcimoqwmdxwoecmq

[Dacidbro]

"Do acid bro" woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah lets not say anything we'll regret

[SeiryuuD]

@Dacidbro Hold Dat Dacid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dacidbro]

I played WCW NWO Revenge....

[Bouttobefinal]

@Dacidbro So did I...

[ElephantBonez52]

Best audition video of all time.

[Djchamploo132]

I wish you would've said classic after every game with some lil b playing. Then you would have gotten in for sure.

[KingSnorkyPJS]

godlike

[AnythingMooNs]

street fighter 2010 is really good

[Figure1984]

Most beautiful girl in the FGC.. Kayopolice... I see what you did there