You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

[redwing46901]

Is this what happend to all those peoples kids that other parents whip out their photos from their wallets and show them real fast to yah and say ain't they precious and as soon as you see the pix you go OMG !?! What the heck were you people thinking when you had sex??? Use condemns people CONDEMNS !!!! lol lol

[NekoRush]

@redwing46901 What, may I ask, is a 'condemn'? I believe you mean 'condom'. If you're unable to spell method of contraception, I'm begging you not to have sex.

[ADonovan43]

I feel lke a real hypocrite when I tell some one pushing a baby carriage ,that they have a beautiful baby when there kid is so ugly that flies are afraid to land on them. Take care ADonovan43

[MrDad665]

country at it,s best . love it

[1956Harold]

@grease4 I love Loretta she's the best....

[1956Harold]

Great ,I love this song .Loretta is the Queen...

[grease4]

@1956Harold Agreed - feisty that girl!

[R4nd0mn33s]

I'm literally laughing, that's the great thing!

[JuliusSP1]

i guess this is a reason not to get married

[sawtoothblade]

THere is no way these two would make ugly kids.

[NP535overdrive]

and now...Conway Twitty.

[delora33]

I accidently found this and am still laughing. If this doesn't give you a reason to chuckle, nothing will. Thanks for uploading.

[Marine591349]

I check out the web page its great.

[kfwahine]

It is not necessary to use that kind of language on YouTube. You can be permanently blocked ! After all Conway is dead and buried !!! If you don't like it, go to another page !

[metallicafansince88]

today's country music sucks !@#$%^&*(

[NicciCoxify]

Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

[1966Daywalker]

I still dont know why I turned out so damned ugly.

[Bp906]

LMFAO, I told my sister that her husband is going to make her listen to this song everyday :)

F.Y.I- I'm kidding

[ArticulatingMadnessY]

What the fuck...

[mack666wikid]

Conway Twitty is a motherfucking pimp.

[brittanybritt23]

LOL FUNNY I NEEDED TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW

[Shefferlover]

so comical

[dishesandspoons]

Whoa there...I'm not quite comfortable with the level of funk in this song. I like my country music pure.

[kellydlowery3]

funny song, this sounds like me and my first and second husbands.

[philgiesbrecht]

@kellydlowery3

You on your 3rd already?

[sonicscreamingblue]

a clean purr a pants

[blueskyday1000]

This song is perfect on a day when you need a good laugh. Reminds me of a play my friend wrote titled "You're the Reason We Can't Have Nice Things." :)

[dorothyg28]

sounds like married life to me ..shorty

[sheriffdoodle]

your the reason doodles ugly youtube !

[bershinsky94]

Conway was such a lady's man :)

[babygirl850485]

for mom brenda lee wright black

[gussesbrat]

Really wish they had made videos back when music was good, this would've made a great video!

[beatbox77]

i wish i could be as cool as conway

[suzieshortcake]

Lol!! I love Loretta,she just tells it how it is

[a2nike]

l o l

[nikki54jo]

love this song .....lynne

[SCman4550]

loretta, why didn't u ever marry conway? Y'all would have made a perfect couple together.

[MiGrm9]

and I thought Jack Lord had flawless hair. Dang Conway! Aqua Net rules.

[TheJacobsstoneband]

i love that song!

[Classiccountryfan1]

They were absolutely awesome!!!

[Chahk42]

"The content owner has not made this video available on mobile." Well, the content owner can enjoy down-votes instead.

[BREADSCATAHOULAS]

look at ole conways hair boy that shit is flawless

[1atheist2]

@BREADSCATAHOULAS ..LOL, too funny that comment.

[regulators88]

"Well considering everythang that I went through today, I look like a movie star!"

"Yeah, Ruth Buzzi!"

"Oh they did huh? Well, what about the ones thats bald?!"

I love it! Conway and Loretta were such a great couple!

[brigittem1970]

I told everybody about this song they didn't believe me guess what I told u . I love this song

[420chic69]

I heard this song sooooooooo many friggin' times as a kid in the 70's, well hell all their songs.... <3 love them Both.....

[seenalotabs]

6 people have bald kids. and they were probably born naked too.

[MeleeGuyDude]

just kiddin'!!! lols

[MeleeGuyDude]

nasty!!!!



[oddball7x]

that is great. make me laugh. then, hell we all need that now.

[gypsyjazzbo]

I think its hilarious that Conway tells Loretta at 1:54 that she needs to take the curlers out of her hair and put on a little makeup, because we all know from "Love To Lay You Down" that his more than willing to bed a woman with curlers in her hair.

[dslgunner1977]

@Ghettoreel You obviously don't know the definition of "Munchausen" syndrome (by proxy)

It has already been established that this song was meant in a joking, loving way, but even if she was calling her kids "ugly" in a malicious, insulting way, it STILL has NOTHING what so ever, to do with "Munchausen"

A mother with Munchousen causes PHYSICAL sickness in her child TO GAIN SYMPATHY OR ATTENTION. It is not motivated by a desire to harm the child.

(watch the Marybeth Tinning story)

[bernetta88]

Love this, love this, love this!

[Slappyyy24]

LOVE LOVE LOVE this song! soo funny

[Mattea68]

I can just imagine Loretta and Conway doin this song, esp with Loretta at the end..Talk about a classic

[13ECHO20]

Mom loved this song.... Laugh every time I hear it! (And think about Mom....)

[MsWinnipegger]

This is so much fun! Thank you for posting:)

[daley2]

@Ghettoreel It's supposed to be a joke and it's saying that no matter how annoying your husband or wife is or how rich or how 'ugly' they are, you still love them.

[jtp1389]

@Ghettoreel shut up, stupid

[skooterfartwife]

This song was written as a joke. It was never meant to be on a record. But Loretta liked it so much she asked Conway to record it with her.

[e2thaj79]

@Ghettoreel its ment to be funny you idiot

[5144Maria]

looks aint everything..and money aint everything...i love you honeyyy <3

[TheJamieleegood]

hell yes these songs are meant to say something lol

[boobear11809]

i love this song, me and my mamma always listened to it :)

[MsGinger92]

lol cracks me up every time lol thanks for sharing.

Ginger

[MegTMBAbingdon]

"Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyway." "Oh they did, huh? Well what about the ones that's bald?" lol :)

[SatansComment]

Lame....

[camizowner]

There's NOT a day goes by, I don't thank God...My son looks like me!!!!!!! LMFAO

[MsChevygirl72]

my mom use to sing this song to my dad when we were kids lol so funny

[lokisgodhi]

This is one of the things I love about country music. The willingness to do song that;s make fun of themselves.

[GillianB89]

Looking at that first picture, I'd say it's his fault ^^

[CoasterBoy567]

"What about the one's thats bald?" hahaha, best part of the song

[pastorgeorgem]

hahaha Awesome I almost fergot bout this song

[soulstudiosmusic]

THE... HAIR!!!

[MrsGreenDay123]

6 people are the ugly kids.

[skeetbuster202]

@MrsGreenDay123 bahaha funny

[mbuggy128]

6 ppl know they are the reason their kids are ugly.

[natefmx]

Loretta looks great in that picture

[Mattea68]

@natefmx Loretta always looks great no matter how old she is

[lennydylan]

thats got to be the greatest song title ever 'your the reason are kids are ugly'...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..­.looooooooooooool...i sometimes go to bed in a bad mood...and i wake up laughing my head of ...just thinking about that song....haaaaaaaaa...genius.x

[1992VoodooChild]

@lennydylan or the worst

[mH8675309]

Yeah,, Ruth Buzzy

[FriedEggsandChips]

lol there's no song like this anywhere! XD

[loriann1237]

@FriedEggsandChips No, now adays they'd get sued for not being politically correct!

[bigdaddyplatypus]

@loriann1237 No doubt, it would have to be....... You're the reason our kids are attractively impaired. LOL

[4Metallica666]

my kids are beautifull & awsome

[amanda27014]

this takes me wayyyyyyyyyy back........love those childhood memories loretta!

[gldilocks40]

I used to laugh at this song when I was a kid! LOL!!!!!!

[isalaci]

 :-)))

[sagekash]

FUNNY SONG..I LOVE THIS

[starwoman27]

What a funny song.

[dezmueller85]

4 people have REALLY UGLY KIDS!!!!!

[miniminjamoore94]

@dezmueller85 ROFL!

[Siboistoast]

@dezmueller85 Now it's five! :D

[mollymitch1]

@dezmueller85 Make that 8, gee they must be UGLY UGLY

[Cheryl1166]

I remember my mom listening to this on the kitchen radio and laughing out loud while she did dishes... LOL I was a barefoot kid playing outside just off the kitchen porch, and I could hear it... Thanks for the memory :-)

[Apoktite]

i love it when they talk at the end. making fun of eachother.

[NewWorldRob]

this song is kinda campy, but loretta lynn has a gorgeous speaking voice. I see why y'all like to bride those country girls...

[nicoleakalilqueenie]

What about the ones that's BALD?!?! hahaha

[daley2]

2 people can't take a joke.

[sarahbright82]

2 people are the reason their kids are ugly.

[1stSunrise1959]

@sarahbright82 . Not always true! Look at Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. Billy is the reason their daughter is ugly. No question. HAHA

[skyemcleod1]

@1stSunrise1959 lol that's so mean-and so funny ;D

[haileighbug]

What idiot would dislike this!!

[Katyrhymeinglastname]

"considering evrything ive been through today, i look like a movie star" lol, to my mom :)

[80slvr87]

Awwww......Poor Ruth Buzzi!!!

[jimmo4life]

My folks loved this song.......explains my confidence problems...lol

[paidradelayno]

Fun song, grease4. Loretta and Conway are hard to beat.

[danelsons]

As hard as my ex-wife tried, thank God the my are good looking (my side).

[nicoleakalilqueenie]

lol...I love the way Loretta pronounces "wires"...she is so adorable! :)

[Katyrhymeinglastname]

@nicoleakalilqueenie try "worsh" in coal miners daughter :)) I agree!!!

[jerrielynn1981]

my my lmfao

[Melissaann43]

This song is awesome, I have never heard this. I love it.

[clarkw53]

Awesome! I've been trying to find this song for years.

[miniminjamoore94]

LOL!!!!!! This song is great!!!!

[ElectricGuitarManPL]

wow,so the songs are real... you know where to find 'I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling'?

[Angelicdiva101]

so 2 people are the reason their kids are ugly... lol

[cryssy23]

@Angelicdiva101 roflmfao!

[Southernsunflower1]

I absolutely LOVE this song! So funny!!

[scorzi]

This would be funny to use as a montage on some couple's 50th wedding anniversary video.

[popceed]

God damn... lol

[Hyattiee]

Haha, my mom used to blast this song in the mornings!

Its like '... Mom, are you trying to say something?'

[anthony15201]

@Hyattiee I still blast this at my husband. He acts like he doesn't hear it. But I know he does. LOL

[kictola]

@Hyattiee Funny

[morikahjo]

@Hyattiee LOL! I know what you mean.....parent's don't always seem so....subtle! LOL

[wagushish5678]

@Hyattiee lmfao! thats cool tho! its cool!

[arashtony]

@Hyattiee Hahaha! That sounds like a normal mom, or at least it sounds like mine!

[1fanjohnnycash]

conway is the best

[PebbleBreeze]

love it!!

[dlramage]

Great song written by John Prine.

[ForEverBlue921]

i LOVE this video:) it reminds me of happier times that i should have enjoyed more:D RIP, my Grandma Laura, the woman who raised me:)

[xcellant]

Dedicated to my ex-wife

[cryssy23]

@xcellant lmfao wickedly funny!

[BellaVita1890]

@xcellant You know it's a love song. Why would it be to your ex? lol

[xcellant]

@BellaVita1890 we were in love when we made the kids LOL

[WorldRadioOne]

Another set of country partners...

[Vamchoir]

Tit for tat. My friend Diane dedicated "May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" to me so I'm dedicating "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" To her. LOL. (Gotta love those old country tunes). I actually have been a long time fan of Loretta Lynn.

[twuntoner]

this made me smile for the first time today

[kimmie21ish]

I love this song! lol James this ones for you baby

[bokbokcook]

Thank you for posting this song. I have been wanting to share this song with my friends.

[Jshaferly1]

HAHAAHAHHA I love it! I don't know why I haven't heard this song before

[reneebmorrow]

This song brings back so many memories

LOVE IT!

[MiStIrOsE05]

this is a funny azz song..

my g-ma showed it to me!

i like it...

[Bethywethy6]

hahaha. gotta love it XD

[NoSheep2]

A double mouth to feed?

[reneebmorrow]

@NoSheep2 "Every time we get ahead (= a head) it's got another mouth to feed"

[reneebmorrow]

@reneebmorrow cause when we get ahead* (typo lol)

[NoSheep2]

@reneebmorrow oh thanks!

[Marinemom1973]

BEST SONG EVER

[rojamey]

Conway is most certainly the man and Lord knows I don't have half the charisma he had, but it still amazes me that at one time in America an Eddie Munster hairdo was the look.

[rojamey]

I'd never heard this one before and I thought I knew all the old country classics. If all couples had this much fun arguing, there'd be less divorce.

[123lanman]

I love this song....

[apollodonis]

Thank you!! I've been waiting for a CD quality version of this song to come onto Youtube for a mule's years. I tried to upload it myself but the Youtube folks wouldn't let me, I donno why :(!

[margwa1973]

Great song, I've never heard it before, that I remember.

[CBum425]

This really is a cute song!!!! I love it too!!