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  • I don't agree with Alan Simpson on everything, but I love his blatant honesty.

  • Owned!

  • F: Sir, Alan Simpson is cranky again.

    H: Well, I guess it's time to...

    *sunglasses*

    H: ...Du-du-du-du...du-du-du-du-d­uel!

  • I agree, Magnes, Maher is a total SOB.

  • Thats just BULLSHIT! lmao

  • It's true..sometimes I wish the audience would just shut up.

  • @JennJenification I agree. He even told them once, to not applaud every time a liberal said something. Sometimes it seems it would be better to do the show without the studio audience.

  • Boy Bill got busted up on that one!

  • haha i love this guy, its good to see that he does actually care about the lgbt community. although im gay gay and i wasnt offended at bill mahers joke.. because its pretty obvious bill is pro-gay.

  • ...hes a comedian, his job is to MAKE FUN OF EVERYYYYTHINGGGGGG! holy shit fuck!

  • Bill Maher's false righteousness will soon be exposed as Secular Western Europe and Amerika collapse. Hey, Bill, the USSR was agnositc and atheist, were they so good?? How about other secular societies like Nazi Germany?? Bill, you havn't seen anything yet. You just don't get it my friend.

  • @WhereDidItAllGo7 Gb2 your AM radio, faggot.

  • @WhereDidItAllGo7 oh for the love of god go read a history book you dimwit! what the fuck is wrong with you ppl? why spread lies and missinformation? are you deliberately being dishonest or are you just ignorant?

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  • this is the miserable old prick who attacked social security,

  • haha, i love this guy. he's my kind of republican.

  • Lol Simpson himself is a steryotype: The old cranky guy who gets pissed at everything.

  • Lololol at Bill Maher's face and life

  • Alan Simpson clearly is showing signs of Alzheimers.

  • what's with all those old, grumpy people in US government??

  • Alan Simpson mentions Wyoming's mourning Matthew Shepard and support of the Laramie Project.

    Maher then immediately claims he supports gay rights more than anyone in the state of Wyoming.

    Then Maher's parrots squawk and applaud.

    He begs the question on the "Christian Right" question. Then he does his whole science is better than religion speech when Simpson asks him to define Christian Right.

    Maher speaks in generalizations. "Cynicism and smartass," while amusing, arent good for discourse.

  • @elysium735 I think Alan Simpson is unfortunately like a lot of his demographic. They are mostly older and white people who are either too serious or too literal.

    For example: a couple years ago Stephen Colbert during a segment on his show once called a small town in Kansas a "pile of crap" or something like that. It was sarcasm and the audience in the show knew he wasn't being serious. Then newspapers interviewed the people in the small town asking then what they thought.

    CONTINUED.........

  • @elysium735 CONTINUED.........

    The people who were interviewed were mostly elderly and mostly white and they all reacted as if Colbert was condemning the town. They were saying he was being so idoitic and mean.

    You see, after Colbert did that he then went to another small town and did the same thing like saying they were the worst place in America. The joke isn't what Colbert was saying. The joke was the stupid reactions from the people in these towns. They are too serious and insecure.

  • holy shit.

  • A rational person does not claim they are "pro-science". You present your hypothesis and back it up with evidence and supporting evidence; Ad Hominems are not valid.

  • Normally I find Bill Maher annoying and snide but this little back-and-forth was hilarious because of Alan Simpson's grouchy old grandpa persona.

  • "Make fun of their idea's instead of them as persons." He does that all the time... I mean, even back in the day. I really don't see why this Simpson is going all hail the stereotype against Maher... I mean, Maher isn't always right, I don't think he is always funny. But Simpson was not right. And btw that clapping audience the entire time, yeah, I agree with Simpson on that is very annoying. And that end... Bill has often disagreed with people (Hitch on Iraq anyone), but this was awkward.

  • Alan Simpson was on the warpath (strike that, may insult the Indians in Oklahoma).

  • Simpson acted like a total prick and has a razor thin skin.

  • man I used to like bill maher but he's turned into nothing but a dick, this man stands up for gay rights. He's just the left's version of bill o'reilly oh yea and he was completely owned in this

  • man I used to like bill maher but he's turned into nothing but a dick, this man stands up for gay rights. He's just the left's version of bill o'reilly

  • pissy old bitch

  • I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL hahaha xD

  • When one side says "global warming doesn't exist, humans and dinosaurs lived side by side, we believe in small government until I can stop gay marriage or abortion, or anything else I don't like, and the other side is unamerican for disagreeing." what else do you call them? Religious Right seems appropriate to me.

  • @MagnesDrachen13 Magnes, meet strawman. Strawman, meet Magnes. You guys have some catching up to do.

  • @mstrhck Its not a strawman when everything I wrote is true. That's almost verbatim what Fox "news" and beltway conservatives say on a weekly basis.

  • @MagnesDrachen13 Lol at this moron. "Religious Right seems appropriate to me." Rupert Moloch hit it the nail on the head. Keep fighting the Left. Keep fighting the Right. Keep fighting gay marriage supporters, vice versa. Keep fighting over abortion. As long as you don't fight the Banks. You are a moron sir. You are the chinless wonder, nay the useful idiot, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin wrote about. INB4 Republican BS I don't live in America. We laugh at your shithole. Laughing stock of the world.
  • @morrowindfan75 So was there a point in this rambling sequence of words or are you just typing with your nose and hoping for the best?

  • @MagnesDrachen13

    Yawn more moronic drivel from the sycophantic water carrier of Bill Maher.

    INb4 republicanBS.

    I don't even live in America.

    You are too retarded to realize that the Demicans and Republicrats are two different sides of the same coin.

    I'd have better luck trying to communicate with a tree.

    Peace be with you.

  • @MagnesDrachen13

    Shows how brainwashed you are, licking the Rod of Bill Maher.

    Your supporters are dwindling, you went from 3 thumbs up to 1.

    LOL.

    Come on, no one likes a groveling miscreant such as yourself.

    Grow a pair and stop idolizing a comedian.

    Every Bill Maher video, you're seen kissing his boots.

    Don't even try and deny it.

  • @Romansteel13 Oooooh, so you're a troll. I see now. Good attempt at trying to goad me into an argument (with a fool) over broad, baseless, outright wrong statements. Good try, but no.

  • @MagnesDrachen13 Morrowindfan75 and Romansteel13 are the same troll - He changes his story with every clip depending on who he's trying to troll - He has even told someone he's a 75yr old holocaust survivor - He's a lowlife piece of shit

  • @tryandlisten Ah, so he's stupid AND a liar. Sounds like a high-grade idiot.

  • @MagnesDrachen13 Idiot is a compliment for this low-life lying piece of shit. It is unbelievable what he will stoop to just to try and win an argument (which he never does). Apart from his multiple accounts, he has told people he's an astrophysicist, a lawyer, a doctor, a county jail guard, a paralegal, and of course my personal favourite, a 75yr old holocaust survivor. He lives in Europe, US, Canada, Japan, Korea, etc etc. Truly the scum of the earth.

  • @Romansteel13 Fuck off troll, why dont you tell everyone about your multiple personalities and how you change occupations/country of residence depending on who you're trolling - Useless loser cunt

  • Simpson definitly did not "win this one" I mean damn brad pitt looked more bright then him, :p just saying

  • getting it all wrong are we Simpson? this country wasn't founded on religious persecution but extraction of new resources and opening up new markets. you, for once, are a part of it yourself.

  • Simpson really showed his ass there...

  • @ChetR

    He who thinketh that Simpson "kicks his ass" is one.

  • A gay jokes that they are getting some action ? whats so offencive about it. its only offencive if you don't like gay people lol. It's normal for gay people to have seks and its funny because hes saying that to a senator. do i find it funny for gays ? not really i don't care i'm going to a gay marriage this month. . don't see what the fuzz is about.

  • @ChetR

    Surely you meant "kiss".

  • 4:00 the old dude nailed it, bill is not funny it's a great show though

  • @yajo891 bill not funny maybe u you just have ur kind of humor :-)

  • @MrInspireless maybe but his favorite comedian is sarah silverman and that explains alot:P

    he is funny at times sure, but it's a great show(Y)

  • @MrInspireless maybe i don't think he is funny his favorite comedian is sarah silverman.

    He has his moments sure but the crowd laughs at everything

  • im a Detroit 33yr old black male republican and i believe Alan Simpson is the greatest and should be prez

  • @dame4life1 You must be racist to your own race and a traitor to America.

  • Mr. Simpson: You should have been selected to play the role of the Walter Matthau character in the movie of "Grumpy Old Men." Your defensive posture, straight out, reveals to me that your hypersensitivity says that you are supporting a party that is riddled with DEFAULTS! Bill Maher you won this discussion; you maintained your cool. Goodnight, Mr. Simpson, and please retire to your room permanently. By the way, are you "Gay?" Doesn't matter. I don't care. But you are certainly humorless

  • Bill is a typical libtarded liar. He said, "I haven't made fun of anybody." This, of course, right after he cracked gay jokes.

  • @thomaserossi It's called having a sense of humor. Obviously Bill Maher has no ill will towards the gay community, and all he did was tell a joke. There's no harm in humor

  • @thomaserossi And Allan is a typical conservatard liar. He said, "I didn't tell them to shut up." This, of course, right after he told them to shut up.

  • All he did was complain, then attack Bill personally. He just hid it behind creative language.

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  • But in Europe... don't forget... the Puritans left England because THEY wanted to be the PERSECUTORS... most Americans don't KNOW that because they are taught mythology in 'history' class in middle and grade school (and apparently NOTHING in high school! LOL) instead of history. The word "PURITAN" is almost a swear word in England - a bunch of pricks who wanted a Theocracy with Sharia-like laws. They set it up in the US.

  • I can't believe that that people elect escaped geriatric patients. Alan Simpson is out of his mind.

    And how dare this irrelevant old man senselessly attack Bill Maher when he's the one who ripped off social security recipients and veterans.

  • Maher could not respond very brightly. That's what happens when you are too much on the "liberal vs conservative/left vs right" kind of thinking.

  • What a dick Alan Simpson is

  • so this is the same alan simpson that wanted to cut disability medical funding for US war veterans? what a miserable little old man

  • wtf??? lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

    This guy came on the show ready

    bwhahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  • ahahahhaa he's all mad cos bill underestimated how many gays wyoming has!

  • this guy knows that he's a comedian, and not a politician eh?

  • He just doesn't understand what a comedy show is.

  • Maher to Simpson: U MAD BRO?

  • Alan Simpson does realize Bill is a comedian, right? Being a smartass is kind of in the job description.

  • Bill's a dumbass, not a smartass.

  • Bill might have had the crowd behind him, but Al had Jack Daniels speaking for him... lol

  • 6:50

    Haha, he's such a grampa. He totally did tell them to shut up.

  • bill maher should just be happy he has a crowd behind him

  • if you were an old gay person i dont think you would appreciate the jokes bill was making

  • The same old story, conservative nut job.......

    Bill maher was joking around and he took it in the butt like a fag.... Lol Maher told him he liked him, the audience applauded him and then he flipped out... I think Alan needs to come out the closet. Maher always supports gay rights.

  • Wow. It's very rare when you see both a liberal AND a conservative fighting over gay rights.

  • im gay... i thought those jokes bill maher made were funny. the longer alan simpson talked the dumber he made himself out to be.

  • Wow, major props to Alan - I was actually thinking recently how disgusting it is how liberals exploit the gay rights movement to push their political agenda, when fact is they are constantly laughing at and ridiculing homosexuality. Alan may have been a little over-confrontational here but he has backbone and that's sorely lacking in America right now.

  • @acphenom that's such bullshit. 1, simpson was excessively confrontational. 2, liberals dont support and defend gay rights enough. something like 70% of the country is in favor of gay marriage or civil unions combined and yet we have DOMA and only a handful of states with either marriage equality or civil unions. And its truly the democrats (elected largely by liberals) who are holding this back. So many of them won't touch this issue because it's such a political wedge

  • Thats what happens when you try to be all buddy buddy with senior citizens sometimes it backfires and all of a sudden you know nothing and they gotta tell you everything. plus they got like 70 years of being pissed off behind whatever they say.

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  • Bill used disingenuous and underhanded humor (mostly for entertainment) and Alan called him on it. I like Bill a lot but there's nothing wrong with BS being called BS. Bill's character on the show is one he had to stick with even when it was ill suited to the conversation.

  • @Frederf220 true but at the same time its still a comedy show and he is a comedian

  • i like alan simpsons ideals but come on, you still have to be able to take a joke. and btw, i don't think bill maher ever made a real joke in that segment. imagine how simpson would've reacted if bill maher would've pulled some of his stand up material in this clip.

  • Bill does actually 'makes fun' of gay people more than almost anyone else who supports gay marriage! And really, who deserves to be made fun of more than already semi-segregated gay people?

  • Alan Simpson = Just a lil off his rocker. He came into the interview wanting a fight.

  • That's funny.. I thought that people left Europe for America because they wanted a chance to own property, become prosperous, escape the class systems, find all the gold that people were talking about, and otherwise become something other than a lowly peasant.

    Religious persecution may have played a part, but focusing on that is a sure way to seem like an idiot to anyone who knows anything about what actually went on when the Americas were discovered.

  • I'm sorry, we need to be able to joke about things like this. I grew up in a very diverse community with a clash of cultures and have friends of every race, religion, and preference. We all make fun of each other lol nobody get's sensitive about it and that has a lot to do with why things aren't so racially charged when we hang out. All I see is my friends that have my back and when we crack jokes on each other we understand it's no more than jokes.

  • Bill = douche

  • It is a little annoying how gay people are always used as a punchline... i dare you to try and keep track of all the gay jokes you'll hear in the course of the day

  • obviously something ticked him off before hand. he seems like he would have something good to talk about. he just started on the wrong foot.

  • What the fuck is up with this old fag Simpson? Bill said he likes him. The audience cheers him and then he flips

    out. Bill maher makes fun of everything,

    he wasn't trying to be disrespect. Fuck Republicans.

  • @NYC1E1 lol theyre fuckin around man...

  • this just got off to a bad start. Maher is known very well to protect minorities rights.

  • Not all Christians are conservative, Simpson. *eye roll* My Christian ancestors have been in this country since 1632 and I am a liberal Christian so shove it up your butt, Simpson. The Christian Right do not represent all Christians and can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

  • @lonelylookout

    When did he say that all Christians are? What are you talking about?

  • I love Maher, but Simpson is right! Maher makes fun of everyone, tongue in cheek perhaps... but he's alienating a lot of people that might otherwise enjoy his views and show. You know he has disdain for a group he calls the "Christian Right," but not all conservatives are Christian, and not all Christians are conservative. And, according to him, anyone who believes in some sort of higher power, are idiots.

  • @56jmoney bill maher has repeatedly said that he admits that religious people can be smart. he finds it bewildering that smart people can believe in religion but admits that some do.

    maher: why is it that bright guys can believe in this stuff? like tony blair recently became a catholic.

    richard dawkins: he's not a bright guy!

  • WOW I have never seen bill so embarrassed.

  • Its Bill's job to make fun of people...

  • Simpson is right.....Maher does kiss the ass of hollywood idiots. He has no problem correctly mocking everyone else, but for some reason bends over and grabs his ankles for every fool idiot from Malibu or Beverly Hills

  • snoopy snoopy poop dog

  • What a crabby old republican.....typical ignorant, right wing loon. Who the hell pissed in that old farts cheerios, jesus. Yet another example why I don't associate with the right....As Maher says, the right wing belongs in a mental hospital. Nothing but flat earthers, religious freaks and civil war morons.

  • Go bill!

  • man this guy embarrassed Maher

  • a debate between two people I deeply respect, but I think Simpson missed the mark when he tried to explain "what Bill doesn't get" because he went on about making fun of people. Bill Maher is a comedian who doesn't really represent liberals as a whole.

  • Suck it Mahar, you were outclassed.

  • aaaaand.... alan simpson is still a badass

  • How can a land be founded when people already live there Native American).

  • @charich1

    That is what I keep telling everyone. I would say the founding fathers founded the government only. Native Americans were just pushed aside and had genocide on them. The problem is, is that it is not in the history books obviously because it would create a different point of view for the people this country is raising.

  • "Snoopy poopy man and the enema man" aaa Simpson?

    Did you use to work in sector 7 G?

  • Wow! I have never seen a Progressive Republican with his panties so in a twist. Bill Maher wasn't making jokes, he was asking sincere questions, and the ex-Senator just kept jumping down his throat. wth?!

  • Troll of the Year: Alan Simpson.

    Well deserved. Totally pwnd Bill Maher with his preplanned routine.

  • stupid audience shut up

  • Holy shit that was a debacle.

  • Fuck maher the zionist bastard.

  • He is right atheists will take yeeeeeeeeeears to have a proportionate number in congress and decades for on in the house

  • holy shit a republican so vigorously defending the gay and lesbian community. yes!!!

  • he sounds like hank from king of the hill..

  • senile

  • It seems like Alan is overdoing it. Like he's overacting or something, and he comes off as insincere. I support gay people more than anyone else, but they're not off limits as far as jokes and shit, nobody is.

  • He sounds like an old Hank Hill

  • I guess Simpson must have listened to some enema man before he came on here, he's awfully angry.

  • What the fuck is with this old codger?

  • Bill Maher, he's an entertainer, Alen is a straight shooting politician. So, they both didn't get along because their perspective on dialog, rhetoric and past statements are opposite . Though they are both on the same page on most topics, but they a jab at each merely based on semantics and presentation of ideas. Bill should understand that what he has said in the past and how he presents himself can be disrespectful despite his political view. Alan is the opposite and straightforward.

  • Can't someone give Simpson cancer, or ebola or something? Fuck his support of gays, he's doing it for political points, not because he respects them as people. The only people Alan Simpson respects are rich people.

  • He seemed so happy to be on the show at first, what happened?

  • This was hilarious, what the hell happened? Alan just became a more angry, old, and frigid man as the interview progressed LOL WTF???

  • fuck bill maher. hes a zionist

  • @SirDavidTank He's an atheist who called the Jewish religion "The oldest farce in history that enslaved and poisoned the minds of millions." He also says that no religion has any place in government and has reinforced his points many times. That doesn't seem like something a Zionist would say, does it?

  • @amayagab a zionist doesnt have to be jewish. zionism was created by athiests. This guy is a supporter of israel no matter what. A true shill. I hate him and everybody like him.

  • @SirDavidTank Hate? Really? Why don't you mellow out a bit. I reserve my hatred for those who hurt me personally and my family. Some shit talking late show host and an old disillusioned codger can go fuck themselves but they don't bring out my most extreme feelings of anger. Your gonna give yourself an aneurysm there Sugar Tits.

  • @SirDavidTank what? fuck you pussy shit

  • How much is the ear marks, all the waste and abuse, foreign aid, and congress pay after they retire ? it would shock the people to learn. If we think the CEO's of the big companies that really earn there money, get a lot. what does our old timers of congress get. So to cut deep in the money on our old our poor and military. could some one tell us how much this nothing that goes out is? would most of us like to know. green winnie guy

  • @faceswithin dude...none of that made sense. like you literally did not make a point. Learn to spell, and general sentence structure before you try to say anything remotely intelligent.

  • this is ridiculous hahahahaha

  • "Oh come on pal, that's just bullshit!"

    old people can be so funny sometimes.

  • @CrazyDaveZ just ask george carlin. lol

  • Have you ever had an argument with a cranky old man? Well, this is what is like. No logic is used, just anger. A rational human being cannot last long with someone like that. I mean seriously, Simpson acted like the audience through a ball through his window when they cheered for Maher's comments.

  • @djkoch65 I think the old man came on the show to pick a fight because he doesn't like Bill Maher's opinions on religion.

  • Haha, I like him. Partly because he's got balls, mostly because he looks like Robert Duvalle.

    But, he didn't "get his ass kicked."

    Bill Maher liked the guy and I assume didn't want to disrespect him.

    You could ask me a bunch of questions and I could bust your balls all day without answering one, too, that doesn't mean he "won the argument". He's supposed to crack jokes. He's a fucking comedian.

  • Haha, I like him. Partly because he's got balls, mostly because he looks like Robert Duvalle.

    But, he didn't "get his ass kicked."

    Bill Maher liked the guy and I assume didn't want to disrespect him.

    You could ask me a bunch of questions and I could bust your balls all day without answering one, too, that doesn't mean he "won the argument". He's supposed to crack jokes. He's a fucking comedian.

  • So Israel was not made by religious persecution? That's what I understand from this video...

  • @Azaruth008 No it is stolen 

  • Bill Miller got his ass kicked by an old man.

  • All Maher has to do is spew his canned left wing, anti-religion puke, knowing that the diots who typically comprise his audience will cheer and applaud like the mindless robots they are. Of course, the neon "Applause" sign also helps them figure out when to come to the rescue of their pathetic hero.

    Even with his fried little brain, he has an EGO the size of Wyoming. Amazing.

  • @Kathmandu1970 - er, it is people like me that would pay to go and sit in Bill Maher's audience. Why? Because I like his comedy AND his thoughts on politics, religion, art, society, humanity, music, marijuana, etc. etc. etc.

    I am a fan, and yet I DON'T support his views on vacines and PeTA.

    He may be a lefty, but he is NOT a polar opposite of Bill O'Reilly.

  • Maher asks why liberals just suffered the biggest, most widespread defeat in political history: "What is it we 'blue staters' don't get about America?"

    In a word, Billy Boy, "Everything." The modern "liberal" is not a liberal at all. (Get a dictionary if you're confused with the definition.) Having been a true liberal in the 60s & 70s, I know the difference between then and the elitest, socialists who now comprise the bulk of your party. Frankly, you're repugnant, and thus your defeat.

  • @MrOhtobeme you realize that there is a new pattern now here. When the far right goes even more right, the entire political schism is shoved to that direction.

    Problem is that they're now too right. I can't see them winning any major nationwide election. They do pretty well now state-by-state. But via the entire nation? No Republican candidate seems equipped to personally challenge Obama, even Romney in my opinion.

    So yeah, the left isn't as left as it used to be. But they're neo-liberal.

  • Simpson gave Maher a seriously long overdue ass kicking.  Loved it!!

  • I KNOW ALAN AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AN ASS, LIKE HIS NEIGHBOR DICK CHENEY THE DRAFT DODGING THUG...

  • Bill U said the Christian right is hijacking this country? I wish they did. In reality liberal leftwing extremists have & I don't think THAT'S what the Founding Fathers had in mind. Funny how U all of a sudden know who the Founding Fathers are & what they thought. Do U think they would approve of signing a 2000 page bill that haven't been read & going against the will of the majority of the people or taking over private industries or telling us how much we can make at our jobs? Please advise.

  • pute that in you pipe

  • geeez what is alan simpsons problem, what a closet case.

  • Is it just me... or is this guy to old for the job?

  • Alan Simpson sounds a reasonable guy. Just that u need to define the premises b4 any discussion with him.

  • lol he was just impossible :D

  • "Oh cmon pal, that's just bullshit."

    I lmao'd.

  • Alan Simpson should be shot.

  • It's so fucking funny I laughed my ass off very heated that old Guy was! Lol

  • Up to 2:25 he made sense, then there was a serious dropoff.

  • The Right hasn't hijacked America, liberal proggressives have!

  • Bill Maher is so damn annoying and #notfunny

  • This piece of shit was Dick Cheney's mentor. That tells you all you need to know.

  • Alan Simpson is FUCKING CRACK POT.

  • Alan Simpson is just an great man, but belongs to a different generation. He got pissed at some smart assed punk trying to be funny. Maher is OK, but he crosses the line (that is his job) a little too much. Back in the day, you got your ass punched for pulling a fast one like that. Simpson is just that kind of dude. Either way interesting exchange.

  • That was a really good episode. Nice fireworks. It's number 43 in the 47gb torrent.