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  • when the necron lord first spoke i jumped out of my seat. i didnt expect that lol

  • Oh noes necrons! Everyone casually walk to the nearest supermagnet -_-

  • true fiction fact.

    necrons know EVERY language in existance

    false fiction fact.

    they are soulless (they have souls, they're numb from waking up after god only knows how long)

  • Oh yeah the Na'vi sould be scared now!

  • Why must everybody cum in this game?!

  • So... they cum...

  • OH GOD THE VOICE ACTING! THE HORROR!

  • Next text to speech

    Microsoft Jeff

  • Man, why didn't they take a queue from Dark Crusade? I'm not saying they had to have ANOTHER Pariah speak for the Lord, but the Pariah was an awesome speaking character. Just because you're old doesn't mean you need to gasp and wheeze every time you speak.

    The Lord doesn't even have lungs!

  • The necron lord has asthma. TRUE OR FALSE?

  • a necron with asma

  • The necrons are basicly robot chaos like things, instead of blood, they seek death

  • Wait....Necron Lords aren't pariahs yes? So how he can talk o.o?

  • Oh, hey. The necron lord stole Dutvutan's audio effects.

  • The necron lord smokes too much.

  • Necrons <3

  • These guys make Chaos look nice -_-

  • supposedly, the eternity drove their minds to sentient insanity, the necron lord is supreme, and thus he still has some sanity left to talk.

  • Gaspy, The Necron Lord of Kaurava (however you spell it)

  • THEY CUM!!!!!!

  • wait so Necrons actually talk, i thought they were just like "were here to kill them, we have no reason to talk" or most just plain couldnt

  • @GearShotgun they can`t as far as we know, but thq took artistic liberties- i mean how boring would that have been with no words? seriously, come to this video, put it on mute and see if it still sounds as interesting.

  • @trandomphatguy its not that i didn't want them too talk, his voice adds to their creepiness, i just thought they couldn't talk

  • So.... they cum....

  • Necron Lord:GET......OFF YOUR.....LAZY ASSES NOOOOOWW

    Necrons:JUUUUSSST.....FIIIIIVE MOOOAAAR MINUTES LOOOORD

  • @TheMvessel Now then...Oi, lazy bastard of Mefara Primus, Wake up! *Necron Orb*

    SkylordHavoc: WWHAAAT...ISSSS...ITT...?! *Looks around, and notices he's been activated* HHHHUUUMAN...WWHHAT ISS ITT YOUUU...DESSSIRE?

    Me: I seek the energy of the C'tan, allowed that they are capable of possessing me...

  • man necron lord when he speaks he gives me chills lol

  • Any one looking for a way to win the necrons,firstly establish defenses and do never ever leave your base,secondly wait for all monliths to upgrade,then they will attack you (4 monoliths) bring any long range or what ever weapon effective against buildings,i used melta predators as space marines,and i won!

    simply cause their forces at the monolith are sheer..once you destroy the monoliths attacking you then you win them..

  • @redwire2155 I actually use a similar tactic, and the only one I've found to work with the Imperial Guard almost every time against these monsters: Entrench yourself, then produce a Baneblade as fast as you can. Take that with 2 Leman Russ tanks and maybe a squad of guardsmen if you want, then send the convoy to destroy the Monoliths, they'll be too busy attacking your HQ to mount a proper defense and fall one by one.

  • Whenever i try to talk like the Necron Lord, i get light-headed, and then i realize im by myself..

  • I heard star wars did a parody of the necron lord, general gravy or somthing like that

  • @barcod11

    Yep. general Gravy's his true, canonical name.

  • how do you drink energy?

  • @ummdude11 I dunno, maybe those machines turn energy into a liquid :P

  • @ummdude11 1-2 words.. PowerThirst

  • Look. Necrons. NECRONS! The enemy made of metal bawxes the cowards, the FOOLS! We... we should find... giant magnets... for these metal bawxes.

  • @xxlCortez Necrodermis isnt magnetic

  • I don't like this nercron lords he talks

    I like the nercron lord in Dark crusade when only his men talk.

  • ...So he pours Red Bull into the sand?

  • so... they cum!!!

  • id rather do battle with the necrons then the chaos, just due to the fact id rather die then be made a sacrifice

  • @MKbaddog But Chaos is the Archenemy of the Imperium! To die slaying them is to die for the Emperor! Laus Deus Imperator pro clementia!

  • @triclops12 I agree brother, we shall all die in glorious battle.

    FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @MKbaddog But what about the off chance you get turned into a Pariah?

  • @ThreeFrotheFuzzy then i shall be the first to turn on my necron masters

  • @MKbaddog Haha though im not going to pressure the point due to the fact i hate comment arguements, but if a fanatical, highly trained combat warrior who thinks about his faith and shit more then anything cant turn against them, why could you? Lol

  • @ThreeFrotheFuzzy because free will is the greatest thing in this galaxy, and trust me the IG have alot of it

  • FOUR MONOLITHS

    F... FOUR MONOLITHS!! *emotional scarring*

  • @souldrinker555 And all he could remember in his past life is his impersonation of General Grevious....genius!

  • @imperial1190 Try an EMP

  • @chaossorcerervetis Thats actually something Ive been wondering about. The nercon may be an unstoppable killing machine that doesnt know what death is and never stops killing, and they may be organic machines, but wouldnt an EMP just render them completely immobile?

  • @Moomoothecow2123 Nope there necrodermis would just reshape itself and heal.

  • @1313owner EMPs don't damage metal .-. They shut down machines by getting rid of their electricity

  • Necrons can make new machines from corpses. They put a necron mask on a corpse and slowly the body transforms into a necron.

  • In many ways, the Necrons make the psychopathic forces of Chaos look like decent, warm, nice people... 0.0

  • @Replican815 The necrons mindlessly kill everything in their path to please the Necron gods. But deep down the necron lord just wants a hug from every living thing in existance.

  • @Moomoothecow2123 I bet Nurgle wants a hug... and I KNOW Slaanesh wants a hug... and a bit more... XD

  • @Replican815 i know right

  • @Replican815

    Agreed. The forces of Chaos are brutish, violent, twisted and bloodthirsty, but the Necrons are silent, cold, unfeeling, sterile and subtle.

  • @Kemonokami Subtle? No. They just slaughter without a word or (Literally) thought. They don't feel anything while killing, they hardly die, and when they do... they just get back up.

  • @Replican815 And it's a bitch to kill them, too.

  • @Kemonokami It would not surprise me if the Necron Gods decidde that the Chaos Gods must die. You know they always had hatred for each other.

  • @Replican815 That is because of the incompetent voice acting and dialogs Chaos had in Soulstorm, Check out Eliphas!

  • that necron lord sounds like a chain smoker :D

  • "they shall join the army of death..." 1.50

    the necrons can NOT make new necrons from dead bodies

  • @lavrentiypalich but the deciever can trick the souls for a "second life" if you know what i mean

  • Necron Lord: I....need....my puffer...

  • @souldrinker555 :D You gotta love grimnar in all of his viking glory XD

  • are the Necrons based off the mummies in the Old World Warhammer?

  • I like this necron lord because in DC the lord couldn't even talk or express any emotion

  • @mastercheif158 Duh. All necrons do the same.

  • @souldrinker555 Ah it is nice to see another educated fellow. I did like that book Have you read The killing grounds yet? i'm in the middle of Courage And Honour

  • @souldrinker555 Most of which are higher ranking necrons such as Pariahs and lords

  • I like overacting as much as the next guy - and what would 40k be without a little ham? - but when a *Necron* starts chewing the scenery, it's time to turn things down a notch.

  • stevie from malcom in the middle?

  • this dude have some serious lung problems,lol i think the one who acted this voice died of sore pain..

  • This entry is okay compared to the other ones because there's no overly drawn out speech or hammy voice acting.

  • DEEFFFFFFFF

  • ummmm pariahs can talk cos they are half human a necron lord isnt meant to be able to talk...

  • @GIR780997 - very little in this game makes sense.

    Tau don't charge the enemy using STEALTHSUITS

    Imperial Guard regiments consider themselves lucky if they have more than two or three Baneblade tanks, let alone a HUNDRED that they casually ship off-world

    Chaos Lords typically don't have an irrational fear of METAL BAWKSES

  • @Sangrenegra9 The Necron Lord in Xenology was able to talk. Few can, it seems

  • @GIR780997

    The Necron Lord in the Xenology background book was able to talk

  • so the wraith tells him two guardsmen are coming in to check the area out and the necron lord sends in like freakin 200 warriors and 50 flayed ones...don't you think he overdid it a bit?

  • @rikkulightbringer naah necrtons always need 2 overkill lol

  • @rikkulightbringer

    This is WH40K, nobody believes that things can be overdone.

  • I didn't know the volus were in 40k!

  • @THKSkywalker ROFL. They'll hire the Biotic God ANYTIME now... Earthclan!

  • i wonder would this necron lord like to join with general greivous this lord of necrons say's uhhh. to much

  • He probably need a translator !

  • Ummm i thought necs couldnt speak? the DC one was just reaaalllyy fluent in speech as a human was why he could

  • @RentPantsMer Cause he was a Pariah , a fusion between human and necron so he can speak .

  • @TheEMPEROR800 that is right and wrong pariahs are necrons made with humans but just the genetic matter nothing more necrons DONT speak

  • @RentPantsMer they could for the purposes of this game

  • OK for everyone who keeps commenting on the Necron Lord he isn't supposed to speak like normal people. its very difficult for him that's why he has the lung thing. it hurts

  • Bleh. They finally get a Necron Lord that is capable of coherent thought and speech into DoW and he has lung problems despite the fact he no longer has lungs.

  • The Necron Lord was way more badass in DC. He only spoke ONCE and even then it was unintelligible.

  • Never guessed that Necron Lords can talk too. Still, he must've been having some breathing problems. XD

  • This game srsly have bad actors and sounds

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  • @SlientChaos you dont sound like that with lung cancer you fucking faggot

  • @TheRedSunday cool story bro

    

  • Like this comment if u think the necron lord needs to stay off the cigars for a while :D

  • @40kfordummies no he needs an inhaler because he has asthma

  • @40kfordummies dude no lie.....before i even scrolled down and saw this i was gonna write some one needs to lay off the newport menthols. PROVERBIAL HI-FIVE!

  • @40kfordummies Cigars, joints and he have to watch out with singing to much to lout!

  • Necron look like robots that are computers so i think they got a speaker(There Mouth)

  • @Kevinyock they are not robots , they are like living metal powered by energies.

    they are suppoesd to be silent .

  • What the feth? Necron Lord can talk now??

  • @XxFulgrimxX Well he seems to be having problems doing so.

  • @XxFulgrimxX

    This is a different lord, not the one from Kronus.

  • @CrashnSpyro4Evar I know that...

  • the next dawn of war should have a real time strategy space fleet battle. they also should have the necrons in it. i can already imagine it. Dawn of War II: Necron Harvesting

  • @jonanlsh I like this train of thought. Perhaps they should show a few of the Necrons' military forces.

  • i actually had a nightmare about fighting the necrons in a city like this lol

  • would this game work on windows 7

  • This friends, is a vast and terrible city of the Necrons. They claimed it would be the starting point for their horrific army to completely purge the Kaurava system of all life; what happens is far different.

    The living exterminate the hideous machines and destroy the manifestation of the Deceiver. They then proceed to seal the crypts off and bury the city in sands, ending the threat of the Necrons in Kaurava.

  • I thinbk someone should get the poor guy an inhaler

  • The Necrons are ancient, evil deathbringers who exist solely to serve their false gods, the C'tan. The biggest weakness of the Necrons (Like the C'tan) is that they cannot in any way sense or influence the realm of Chaos. They hate and fear it. That's why the C'tan have created a grand plan to cut the material universe off from the Warp entirely. Doing so however, would result in the deaths of every single creature that has a soul.

  • wow this guy actually talks !!! impressive !!!

  • "So.... They come.... (aside) Stupid bitches"

    "True dat!"

  • in dark crusade only the pharias could speak, i think he followed english lessons...

  • @MrYoursoup yeah, wikipedia says that the necron lord of that realm needed no pariah to speka for him, but obviously spoke with some difficulty. either that or he's a general grievious incarnate.

  • Damn thats a lot of Necrons!

  • I didn't know Stevie from Malcom in the Middle was a Necron Lord

  • how does a necron lord pick up a chest infection? cuz he sure sounds f****d

  • "They shall join the army of death..."

    NECRONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

  • "Excuse me while I go sandpaper my throat."

  • My mom once remarked that the Necrons kinda look like Kevin Bacon. XD

  • The Parihas that talk in DC makes sense, cause they are a combination of metal and human flesh and I read that they were once human and still retain that intelligence but over in this, Soulstorm, Whatever they screwed with other characters so have the necron lord steal the Pariha's voice cause they are expansive to hire for public speaking...

  • In DC the pariahs also speak... :>

  • @souldrinker555

    Then what were the necrons in their past life? humans?

  • necrontys and humans

  • @MeDiaTrUck

    yea there where the most advance human race. more advance than even the eldar and imperium.

  • @tickleck not really

  • @feralpedobear

    they were not human exactly but they were humanoid and they were the most advance at the time, but still can't stop death until they swore loyalty to the ctan

  • @tickleck yeah :) they were called the necrontyr and were jealous because theyre life span was about 20years, unlike the eldar

  • @feralpedobear you mean the old ones, the mortal enemy of the necron are the old ones, who created the eldar to fight for them.

  • @tickleck no the old ones where the most advanced of there time

  • A necron speaks in xenology

  • 1:42- did somebody say instant morale break on guardmen

  • About the whole speaking Necron thing. I'm sure I read somewhere that the Necrons can talk but never talk to other races and none of the other races have heard a Necron speak. It explains why in Soulstorm the Necron Lord only speaks to his army in this scene and never speaks to any of the other Commanders

  • I thought that since the necrons dont have bodies, meaning no vocal cords, they couldnt speak.

  • can a bucket of water help to kill ?

  • @frontlined97 Epic question? XD

  • Necron Lord: Shut up, mortal. My asthma isn't that bad.

  • No the Necrons were once people with a lifespan of 20 years. They lived in war and poverty while they watched the Eldar live in peace and rule the galaxy. The c'tan promised them immortality if they gave up their bodies for new ones. What they didn't know was that it also dulled their minds making them slaves. I got this from the Necron Codex.

  • The old ones, not the eldar, the old ones made the eldar to fight the c'tan, just like they made humans and korks (later orks) too fight the necron and their c'tan master. They where even made with a connection too the warp, and that war and all that death twisted the warp too the chaos place we know now. Eldar are just the most "wisest" and most retaining about their history and know this.

  • @blabloempa i had a feeling i was right about the C'tan as Gods being older then the Chaos Gods everyone at i talk to about this thinks that the Chaos Gods have been around longer but it was the young races being given a connection to the warp by the old ones to fight the necrons and C'tan that created all the Gods that exist in the warp now, that's why i feel that the C'tan can kick the Chaos Gods and other Gods around like little puppets in one on one combat

  • And I give you all this for extra good measure: The Living Metal was made by the Necrotyr. They indeed had short lifespans, but their science and technology made up for it. When studying the 'anomaly' of their Sun, they realized that it was in fact eating it away (think Solar Ozone layer) and it was the primary reason why they called it a C'Tan (Star Vampires in their language). They convinced this being to become manifest and built a body of the same living metal using a Starlight Bridge.

  • @Namord how do you manage to capture all the lore of thier world? if no whay didnt they come in dawn of war 2 it was still the imperium and the blood ravens whats with the sudden failure? And since them bieng a robotic mass who are bent on controlling entire planets why not sub-sector aurellia?

  • Necrons in a way, are sentry meat grinders: When they sense curious lifeforrms nearby, they send a reactionary group (Scarabs and Warriors). If resistance shows OR imminent threat, more units arise, including a Lord. How do i know this stuff? the codex and some sources from GW.

  • From what i remember the original races' sun was becoming unstable so they put their thoughts and essence into robotic bodies that would with stand the radiation but then the ctan took control of their souls or along that line from what i remember mind you.

  • errr didn't they first make a metal body for the c'tan in hopes it would help them fight the old ones ? and they didn't the c'tan decide to put them into their metal bodies (under the rouse it would give them eternal life and forgetting the not having free will anymore part) and they they became what they are now ?

    Yes their sun was close too their planet causing short live spans, but can't remember it being unstable. Thought they where pushed by failed efforts against the old ones.

  • well it says that The Necrons REAL Race Died out long Before and They are robuts MAde by the REAL necrons =b thats what i think?

  • 0:55 hidden bridge switch

  • Necron Lord With A Voice? What ever happened to the pariahs? i thought they were the necrons public relations officer

  • whose to say he isn't a pariah? it would also explain why he has to breathe as it would mean he is essentially a Necron cyborg. Also, just because he has a voice doesn't mean that it isn't simply being translated for us. He is probably either thinking or speaking to his minions in the Necrontyr language and its simply been put into English for our benefit.

  • @midgetydeath Yup, like when Sauron spoke to Saruman in the "Dark speech" and said (translation) - Build me an army worty of Mordor.

    +1

  • I thought he said it in Basic English. dont recall text... I R SAD :(

  • What is with most part robots/full robots always have trouble breathing?

  • darth vader?

  • if most of your lungs were metal I bet you'd have trouble breathing too.

  • its rotf megatron!

  • It takes skill to combine skeletons and robots without it being retarded.

    GW has skill.

  • I'll wager anything that guy got his asthma/lung cancer from spending his 45 million years dormant smoking and drinking bad coffee.

  • Necron Lords are the closest thing you'll ever have to a social butterfly amongst the Necrons.

    AND they don't have anyone to talk to asides C'Tan (Other Necrons have remained mostly silent since creation).

  • yeah but they probably communicate in a way other than through voices. Mind also explain why the lord's voice was so scratchy. After being physically silent for enough years for dozens of other races to have fully evolved from the primordial soup and then become super advanced probably left it rather...rusty...perhaps literally? :D

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  • I wonder if this guy would like to meet general Grievous to exchange experiences with lung problems.

  • i'm pretty sure they already have several times...................lol

  • @Petema6 This is what happens when you smoke shitty brands.

  • @Petema6 they where best friends in college and decided to smoke 30 packs of sigares in a row, that's why they sound like that :P