How I got Google Slapped For 1 Full Year

[a7x9274]

The way you said penalized made it sound like Google raped you dude

[CookieMegaMonster]

ok first idk no audio and second did they slapped u? Thumps up

[togoni]

no audio.

[sre94]

What happened to you was actually the Google SANDBOX. The Google SLAP is for those who have their Adwords campaigns get hit with $10 per click prices

I know this may sound like I am splitting hairs, but it's not, because the two are completely different. For instance, I landed on this page thinking I was going to hear how you weren't able to advertise on Adwords, not how your SEO rankings were affected

[moneyrake]

@sre94 Correct you are but it felt like a bitch slap at the time and I didn't know the difference. Many people confuse this as it's not really carved in stone :)

[vortex4488]

did google slapped you in the face

[3Nex]

:DDDDD omg the way he says "penalized" makes it sound like it means getting hit with a penis

[outer333]

what a crazy guy i really wish google real bitch slapped him

[barrusDemonPlucker]

you were smoten by the wrath of google

[BODaciousVideoClips]

Very VERY intresting to hear. I had the exact same experince last year. I didn't know what was going on. I was number one for my "search" word for a few weeks, then puuff... GONE. I was pissed. I put in like 4 months solid work. So when that happened. What do you think I did? I WENT HARDER and built a backup site of the one they "removed" and after a few months they put back the first one. Now I have two and they can't screw with me anymore. I beat them at their own game. lol

[LD777369]

huh?



[V34DK]

Good to hear this isn't a rant about Google at all.

Google wants the most relevant information on the top. Buying link to get higher on Google, doesn't make your site more relevant, you're just making it seem like a lot of people are caring about your website.

[dtrance71157]

I like the Google Slap.It weeds out all the spammers,scammers and misleading websites that trick you into clicking a link instead of providing valuable content.I am sick and tired of all the adverts that claim to be ''free'' only to take you to a sales page and ask for money.All such fishy websites should be Google Slapped and blacklisted,and Big Brother Google is doing a good job.GOOD JOB GOOGLE.

[Kenny18short]

waaaiiiittt so your telling me you got slapped with a penis?

[Kindofdumbyetcool]

lol... peenalized.... 

[garelite1]

google is international, quietly step into the shadows and shut your mouth, you can't take on the world, not in those pants. not in those pants at all.

[bryang624]

hes wearing that shirt to get his year back 1up

[audioduo]

bitch i don't care about your story? did google slapped you in the face or what u are stupid........................­........i hope google slapped you hard for reals for making a fake video(there's no slap in this video)

[Taran1112]

what does google slap mean

[Pozzz081]

wtf!?

[VictorElectric]

Huuuh?

[JakcieG]

walmart!!



[WorldOfGamers12]

IS it for the pervs that search pervert stuff and get slapped and u keeping geting slaped? for doing this?

[shnibbles6]

porn.

[windlabel]

anyone else bothered by the way he said penalized? annoyed the shit outta me

[TheMicrochip55Hacks]

@windlabel lol me

[studmuffin101100]

penal-ized

[LaRocheFoucauld]

Why would OP think the inclusion of "uh" in the transcription would add any value to this video?

[Mayapple12]

what is this gooooooogle slap?

[RockerForeverMore911]

He loves the word "penalized" Doesnt he.Lol I do too ~Perv face~ :O

[deltarem94]

have ever been dick slapped.I would like it

[TheJwb94]

wtf is google slap, why is this the number one search for the letter g??

[TricKyMcTrickPants]

@TheJwb94 Baaaahhahhaaahhahahahaaha I was just going through the alphabet to find out what was the top searches for all letters! lmao!!! I was wondering the exact same thing!

[xXxRiskuxXx]

@TricKyMcTrickPants Same. It turns out it's a lot less interesting than the name sounded.

[seasonedsevencolors]

Penalized? As in PENis-anALIZED? I don't wanna be that, man.

[MRH4PPY25]

penilized lol

[51swordninja]

WTF?!



[dude5998]

hey whats the site name?

[wweyuval42]

lol why google punishes people for paying other websites to advertise their web?

[MrTop25]

dude can you please stop saying "penalized"? it fucking makes me laugh. but um i guess i feel sympathy for you.

[Carlos7Matute]

google should slap themselves

[katelynalexis]

peenalized.. hehe

[MrTenacious27]

@daisyakadinoz learn 2 spell moron

[michael12844]

boring :P

[Norogoth]

"I'm not going to tell you exactly what rank we were . . . We were at number 2, right back where we were."

[Ufosrcool24]

@kilabrother567 You probably say off-ten. You spelt your incorrect penalize incorrect. You spelt your 'shuttt' wrong. You spelt 'upp' wrong. You spelt 'your' wrong. You spelt 'penis' wrong. Shut up.

[metalfun111]

@Ufosrcool24 You spelled "spelt" wrong 5 times.

[nextpkfr]

@metalfun111 Actually both 'spelled' and 'spelt' a correct spellings. 'Spelled' is the correct spelling the US, elsewhere it's 'spelt'. Americans changed the spelling of quite a few words, it fucking annoying.

Outside of the US, words like 'colour' and 'armour' have 'u's. Words like 'dramatised' are spelt with 's's not 'z's. Etc.

[liljavi2008]

you're gay

[AxelShadowNite97]

Nice shirt.

[11163q]

stop posting you chain mail shit!

[yeah3652]

No, the lesson here is read the rules,,,

[briggitbro]

@smudreip OMG it worked for me!

NOT

shut the fuck up

[Lemming2002]

Seriously the "people" and I use that term loosely, commenting on this vid who are making asinine comments about this guy's use of the word "penalise" really do need to grow up I mean are you all 12 years old? or just have the mental age of a 12 year old? This guy is trying to explain something to you.

[CodnSquishy]

@SweetCocaine100 Do you like men or somin?

[SweetCocaine100]

@CodnSquishy looool obviously im a gal how cant i lyk men??? lmao

[Electra346]

@SweetCocaine100 can you shut up?that doesnt work GOSH

[SweetCocaine100]

@Electra346 lol no i cnt shut up if u want m to shut up make me den init GOSH

[evilroman1]

@SweetCocaine100 yeh bruv, you tell him  blud innit? Jeeze, learn english.

[SweetCocaine100]

@evilroman1 wot u talkin bout??

[DariusDaGreat86]

sounds like a bullshit story to me. Why not give out the name of the mentioned website? Is he afraid of getting free publicity? 

[KsstheStrs]

is google kind of like the boss of other websites?

[yeah3652]

@KsstheStrs No, they're just kind of like a partner and if you break a rule they will drop you(Google slap you), Google helps people find things. It's a lot harder to get hits on your site without google. And when this guy got penalized they took him off of google. That's why he wasn't getting his 250k views a day.

[webcroncrew]

you've been penal-ized, I got penal-ized, we got penal-ized.....ummm, i think he likes saying that.

[x0XXxem0pandaxXX0x]

I think this is my fave youtube vid

[ragnarok180]

lolz... penal ized

[satanicmelon]

how the fuck do you make money with hits

[MrGimli2]

i love your shirt where can i get one =)

[moneyrake]

@MrGimli2 I got it at think geek

[TheBoyWhoCriedPICKLE]

@moneyrake haha I ordered something from them earlier this week! good video Brad

[zggtf211]

@MrGimli2 think geek has them, just search 1up

[joelthepizzaguy]

Pee-na-lized... lol. pizzawear . net? < That's the site.

[facebookadsmarketing]

Google is a royal pain!

[Dzastynas]

his page is called redtube.com ?

[rentonR606]

porn? hahaha!!

[thatshowigame]

next comes the youtube slap where they delete one of your videos for copy right... wait that already happened

[Yanksfan2344]

good choice going to a Bon Jovi concert!!

[thristdrinkblood]

wats google slap?

[SazzaStarscreen]

@thristdrinkblood im guessing you didnt watch the video then ? :P either way ill tell you.

Google slap is when you are caught ''Penalized'' buying links from other websites and your bandwidth is dropped if you are caught for a whole year. then it is opened up again, what he is trying too say is attatch a no follow tag so google ignores it and the link is allowed.

[bvabhi]

@thristdrinkblood The Google Slap is a term used unaffectionately by mainly small businesses that rely on AdWords accounts through Google to drum up business for their sites. AdWords for Google allows people to have their advertisements for their own businesses on pages with keywords or subjects that relate to their products. Normally people who hold AdWords accounts pay per each time someone clicks on their ad, usually at about $.05-.10 US Dollars (USD) per click.

[robloxpenguin]

@thristdrinkblood google SLAP is a penalty for buying links from other websites

[outer333]

@thristdrinkblood it means google can bitch slapped you

[JCperfection]

What's wrong with his pronunciation of penalize? That's EXACTLY how you pronounce it.

Penalize (pi-nah-laiz)

lern2english, folks.

[TheVincenzoToto]

@JCperfection he penal code= law sounds like pi nal

[xXLION1990Xx]

@JCperfection yea every time he wanted to say it i thought he was gonna say penis lol

[steviekfc1]

@JCperfection pen-al-ize is how i would say it. but im australian

[HarkkenZbeast]

@JCperfection that would be (pen-uh-lize) you dumbass .,.. and have you have you ever heard a brit say aluminum?

[JCperfection]

@HarkkenZbeast

The proper way of pronouncing the word penalize is (pi-nah-laiz), but the common masses pronounce it as (pen-uh-lize). Both are correct, and it depends on your preference on how to pronounce it, but I'm just giving justice to the guy for being laughed at even though he pronounced it correctly.

[coryrbk]

@JCperfection no its PEN as in PEN not PEEEN you learn english idoit

[SixMoreShotz]

@coryrbk

Your a fucking idiot.

tr.v. pe·nal·ized, pe·nal·iz·ing, pe·nal·iz·es

1. To subject to a penalty, especially for infringement of a law or official regulation.

2. To impose a handicap on; place at a disadvantage.

[RyderMcFunk]

@coryrbk wrong

[MJtwilight7]

What's google slap??

[GuanoApe420]

next comes the google "who's your daddy slap"

[PineTreeAndCone]

that was dull

[agriffina]

What, and nobody thinks "google slap" sounds funny?

[Five7weezy]

@agriffina lol I think it does!

[agriffina]

@Five7weezy *high five*

[POOH2BEARZ]

hahahaahaha penal-ize hahahaha lmao FOB

[alex56721]

see what happens when wolverine trys to get a job and shave his beard he go's gay and gets penal-ized

[hotpocketjammin]

i like it when my girlfriend penal-lizes me

[Ms3girlsandacamera]

hahaha they should realy make a different word for being penalized! hahaha

[pookijman]

that's what you get for going to bleeding bon jovi concerts, pure logic

[connorvsyou]

lol

[connorvsyou]

lol



[firelord9000]

@feli515

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, dumbass, you spelled perv wrong

[Conor96S]

He looks like my math teacher :l

[pestlo]

seriously grow up psseee! that s*it is deep that is someone's business, life!

[shadow1234108475]

0:50 haha penal-ize(:

[supc00ki3]

what does " penalized " mean? And what does buying links off other websites mean and why is that bad?

[catipolX]

@supc00ki3 what does google slap mean

[benafon4]

penis - size he clearly said that,,,,,,

[DannyEddy357]

Does he mean he had a porn website?

[dicksandshit]

Wow, 8 of the 9 comments (and the top comment) I see here are in relation to how the word "penalized" was used. Really guys? What the hell! You can't be serious...

[TheShamuson]

peenalize

[htwagstaff]

omg! i am wearing that exact shirt right now! yay!

[2coops79]

penalized

[grayhunter80]

most likely some porn website

[Zmaster6030]

LOL!Penis-lized

[0heavylee0]

@Zmaster6030 really grow up not funny

[zomebies]

hes canadian

[coryrbk]

wtf! is Peenilized! learn how to frickin' speak english!

[yourmumisburnttoast]

@coryrbk -do you really not know what penalized means ?

[coryrbk]

@yourmumisburnttoast penilazed ass hole? i'm not the idiot who says it PEEN-ILL-ZED now am i?

[caliandlacey218]

haha that was funny he said peenalize!

[misscrazytalk]

@NickelbackChicago clearly a porno site!!!

[piehater111]

0:54 haha

[NickelbackChicago]

What was the website

[studmuffin101100]

penalized

[thebingandbongshow]

penis a lized

[civicmike01]

I had a stonking shit this morning, i thought it was alive...untill i realised i was still completly pissed from the night before...

[lnrdcz]

damn google slaps

[nabim123]

i thought this was abt smth else. LOL. Google SLAP. but they really do have a monopoly on the internet

[amr7861]

what was he doing at a bon jovi concert!?

[starcandyblue]

ahahaha!! It cracks me up when he says pe-nalized!

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[jdcoffey1992]

can we have, the sex

[coldplayluver1231]

what is google slapped????

[ERICx223]

lol that sux

[j3t3788]

wtf is google slapped?

[croan08]

well google if ya see this send my damn invite for voice so i dont have to buy one ya lazt punks!

[whosdfgbawl]

probley a porno site

[defyinggravity199]

"peenalize"

[xposja]

Firstly, this is the first time that I ever heard about a "google slap", however, it sounds like Google is telling people what they can and cant do on the internet. Do they own the internet? Seriously, why do people even take this crap..."google will penalize you". Type of shit is that?

[peterjussi]

@xposja well actually, they pretty much DO own the internet. google is the most visited website EVER. they own youtube, the second most visited website EVER. if you want a website to succeed you NEED it to be high up on googles listings. So basically you owe your life to google and resistance is futile

[NickelbackChicago]

@peterjussi actually facebook is now the worlds most visited website

[bbower13]

you guys know google owns youtube right?

[samanthaloveshorses1]

ahahaahahahahahahahahhaha what is this shit

[TFFitzPatrick07]

google slaps happen when companys use unethical advertising techniques like buying links or using key words that arent relevent to thier company to bump there google rating

[Lifeisrife]

They're stopping you getting the monopoly you tool.

[kyleblackwood]

@Lifeisrife Hardly fair. Thought most people thought communism was wrong. If someone has a better idea than the rest and gets a monopoly, fair play to them.

[hotwater10]

What website was this?