Helping Hands with Capuchin Monkeys

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

ima get one cuz im too lazy and i would take really good care of it <3333

[dancer9168]

Im getting one! B-D

[xJessup235x]

a little tiny minion, I WANT ONE!!!

[stevensmadi410]

They have some for sale as low as $250.00

[awesomesauce117]

How much money would one of these cost?

[MrJeffooie]

must sign up for helper monkey, not disabled, just lazy and easily amused.

[ropcow]

That's not to be made fun of ! It's Hopeful for people with a disability! Maybe that's something you people don't understand!

[andrtaker]

Nah, yall americans just lazy! free those monkeys!

[xelinhavip]

small slavers people needs robot slavers , monkeys needs florest.

[kiarraLYONS]

I want one!!!

[1981z28camaro]

1:54, I found Osama!.. oh, nvm, that doesn't work anymore..

[upinmygoodies]

@1981z28camaro HAHAHAHA QUALITY

[missanimatedmaniac]

SLAVE! lol

[vegetajenovax]

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

[metraian]

well i am happy for him

[HatterMadigan]

Some American kids can't do what this monkey can do...

[robotronfilms]

next generation slaves

[SceneInScape]

touching

[TheBuddha978]

The monkey NEEDS a boss haircut

[Trund27]

@ConfusingCoconut47 Oh, man...Who does change the diaper????

[Trund27]

@SouleaterPRO Isn't it hilarious? Like a little toupe XD

[Trund27]

Wow...so great!!

[Dranzel]

0:25 oh dear they can close a microwave now =(

[DJdude250]

If there was a monkey that could bring you a beer...there would be a god.

[TheEDBShow]

@DJdude250 they can do that, some can even open it

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

@DJdude250 they can bring you anything 

[Shmuel93]

@DJdude250 if a monkey could roll a j...there would be a god

[RELLAKEN]

want one !!! want one !!! want one !!! imma teach it to do squats of 10 pounds haha

[lilboyskittlz]

That is awesome I'm guna get one for the heck of it if it doesn't work out i'll donate it to them.

[lilboyskittlz]

@lightstreet38 there might be a permit which allows you to get one. I though the same thing but not it'll be here in a few weeks. So look closely. And you might catch a brake.

[lightsteet38]

i really want one ..but i cant get ine because its illeagle in pa

[cloudcally]

I have one lol its so aweesome

[LeeRoy5804]

Iv'e always wanted a capuchin monkey. But hopefully it wont try to poison my milkshake.

[BadVoodo0]

isnt that slavery?

[tylowylo12321]

@BadVoodo0 how is that slavery? by giving a monkey food and shelter, protection from predators and harsh climates, and a friend the monkey can connect with, thats slavery?

[Mr420rush]

That is so awsome he looks so happy

[a850752]

@horsyluvr They said that only select monkeys make the group. Which means that they dont choose the inbred stuff people get buying over the Internet. Because let's be honest, that IS what you're getting no matter what they told you. That's why they drool all over themselves and throw crap at you. And they also go thru pro training. That being said I still think this is a waste of time and donation money. Like someone else said, who is going to take care of this animal? Cause he sure isn't.

[verzama]

this remind anyone the time on malcolm in the middle the monkey feeds a guy boiling soup and tortures him but he cant do anything?

[mihanich]

got they paid for it at least?

[irosdelavega]

Un vrai petit esclave !

A real little slave !

A verdad pequeño esclavo !

[coolbucks567]

Monkeys are my fav animals,but out of all of the fascinating species,capuchins are my absolute fav......I WANT ONE

[kutiiriye]

Another form of slavery

[longanddeadly]

who is here a big enough pot head to choose a fucking hoverboard over one these monkeys...FAIL

[McSuperfly101]

I hope that was peanut butter he was licking off that guys finger.

[McSuperfly101]

Pray. For. Mojo.

[DQMfan100]

hmmmmm....Can they serve chocolate milk?

[horsyluvr]

I don't know how they could train monkeys like this. I used to have 2 monkeys. One caupuchin and a java monkey. We couldn't train them to do this to save our lives. I loved those monkeys but i don't see how this could work...

[InnerSmile72]

@horsyluvr Really? How many books on monkey training did you read? Who did you ask for advice when you ran into problems? And you wonder how this would work? They are 10 years old when they start training and these people are hardcore science majors.

People say same thing about their dogs. Duhhhh figure it out

[freshpinescents]

So my professor was talking about this in class, and she told us that what she didn't get is: if you don't want to put a disabled person in the care of a toddler, then why would you trust a monkey with him? And wouldn't caring for the monkey be a problem? I mean, if his parents are going to be spending time looking after the monkey, change his diapers and stuff, they might as well as take care of their own son instead.

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

I have loved capuchins ever since I saw Night at the Museum.

[McFilmStar]

Doctor: "I'm sorry Sir, there was nothing we could do - I'm afraid you'll never be able to walk again...we can, however, offer you this pet monkey"

[watchensee]

I like their little hair dues hahahaha cute!

[mexicanmonkey360]

lol the monkey can just have peanutbutter when ever he wants. he just opends the jar for himself

[levkoval]

@mexicanmonkey360 don't tell him or itll ruin the entire scheme

[mercilessMarksmen]

ah a hah ah ah ha hah a ha ha ha h ahh ah a

[ctarshis01]

Can my brother get one of these he has sever arthritas and flat feet he also can't raise his hand very high and has a lot of trouble getting to cabinates and stuff i can't always be there to help him is he eligable for these monkey. Sorry english is not my native language

[ctarshis01]

I have a question my brother cant lift his hands up very high and has very severe flat foot and arthritis so he has trouble getting to cabinates and simply moving is he elidgable to get one of these monkeys?

[killian694]

(to any haters )theres nothing cruel about this because monkeys do what they feel happy doing if they didn't they wouldn't do it to try be polite like us humans.

[XIXColemanXIX]

So awesome, i think im gonna cry =')

[matsas16193]

Monkey see monkey do,don't ever let them make the first move just let em come t u!

[john3000931]

I'm gonna get a cupuchin monkey,I'm gonna call him Ampersand and i'm gonna love him very much :)

[navajoboy006]

I'm the same way I was in a roll over car accident in May of '07. Almost like Ned I shattered my C3 & C4 but have a numb feeling from my chest down. It'd be nice to have helper monkey to scratch my face. Not to mention the munky can push your glasses on . . . lets see a dog do that. All you dog owners eat your heart out.

[JarrJarrAlchemist]

Adorable :D

[baallzdeep]

yeah buddy had one. when young there awesome. when older Fuck no man.. the monkey threw some coffee cups and plates at the head of his buldog. he almost knocked im out couple of time. when he was bored or mad he would shit in his hands and put it on the walls. Fuck its dead now. haha

[Jerbod2]

Does it give blowjobs too?

[munkypoo91]

Is that james bond?

[TheFinlandnator]

They need to form a union.

[MystiK570]

I THINK I FOUND MY CALLING! I'm going to be a lawyer for capuchin monkeys. =] If this owner over works him, We shall sue and I'll make a killing!!! =]

[pabitoz]

this is awesome and beautiful. i fractured my ankle and cannot even pour me a glass of water and take it anywhere without help. i want a monkey!

[gedbeat15]

what happens when that monkey spazzes out like that one chimp in CT a couple years ago?

[AsianSimplicity]

in another thousand years, these apes will probably adapt and be capable to speak like humans, after all they can learn to sign language to communicate with humans. planet of the apes, deja vu?

[yankovic1234]

awwww, they're so smart, if that was my monkey i would give him so much affection for doing that for me

[Jessemichaelthe1st]

so that money is his slave??????

[Tonemysterme]

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!

[252Dazz252]

In the old days, they used to train black people to do this type of stuff and work for free.

[fushadragon]

Monkey shines

[xShad0wGhostx]

Bubbles, go get daddy a beer! LOL

[MrZombies666]

lol the monkey accidentally pulled out the dudes life support.

[PepeLeWunderkind]

Life imitates south park.

[shade20081]

Great video I want one soo bad

[ballindude22]

fuck robots. we got monkeys.

[ELJAGUAR08]

Contraten una compañía humana, no sometan a esos pobres animales a una vida totalmente diferente a la que les gustaría vivir y para la que están diseñados, solo por conveniencia y comodidad del hombre. ¿Ustedes saben la diferencia entre ESPECISTA y NAZI? No hay ninguna, ambas son el acto de hacer su voluntad violando todos los derechos de otro ser, es sentir que tener el poder es tener la razón, es hacer valer las necesidades propias sobre las de otro individuo.

[medasst100]

so who feeds the monkey and cleans themonkey cage? who plays witht the monkey? Who cleans up after the monkey shit and piss everywhere? who changes the monkey diapers?.....hmmmm i don't think that it's the disabled person.

[hobbocidal]

@medasst100 lol......another monkey duuuhhhhh! lol your right

[Zeroes123]

Lol Thumbs up if Night at the Museum Brought you here

[JohnnyJohnnyJohnny]

Monkeys don't "love" humans. Capuchin's, though trainable, are documented as awful pets.

[SupaAmi]

I dunno, I wouldn't trust a monkey to take care of me...

[ecam90]

1:29 is Mullet Monkey!

[12345sumsum]

thoes are some really smart monkeys !

[vandy1435]

I want one!!

[silverfox605]

What is wrong with you people? So much garbage being posted without any thought. The reason the Capuchin Monkey was chosen is it is the best for the job. The monkey is no more danger to the person than the dog. They show a lot of love for the person and all of the monkeys are female.

[Euterpe001]

I'd think twice about having a Capuchin Monkey as a pet. This isn't like your cat or dog. Is not a domesticated animal! Even after being raised from birth there have been many accounts of these monkey's turning on their owners. They are strong and can really hurt you. They are illegal in many places, and for a good reason.

[Redmond91]

I WANT A MONKAAAYYY!!!!!

[DesertTurtle760]

This video is all wrong... Obama doesn't care about the disabled!

[FloridaRaider]

Don't the the Capuchins about welfare and food stamps.

[EpicFailGirl]

If there's a good reason to own a monkey, this is it.

[whophead007]

1:50 "wtf man, that shit is cold, i quit"

[aboudqadi]

i want one of those soo bad !!

[EsotericDesi01]

Wish Sarah Palin was a monkey... :-\

[TurumbarTurin]

@EsotericDesi01 She is, just like the rest of us.

[0p4city]

Pierce Brosnan is a news reporter?

[torontosmoker]

These monkeys are probably the difference for some of recipients putting guns in there mouths, who the fuck wants to be paralyzed?

[Killzoneguy117]

Sarah Palin should get a Monkey accomplice for her disability of the mind.

[JessiRubi123]

Don King monkey

[omsata]

Lolz, that monkey has some nice afro

[TCamGameplays]

OMG never have to wipe my ass again!!!

[crackawise]

I predict the monkey will wind up taking over and dumping the human out in the street.

[trublmaker234]

omg omg omg how do i get one?!?

[fushadragon]

Monkey shines!

[GeezaGooderz]

"monkey, go and buy me some more porn"

[mensahcarrelle]

@GeezaGooderz tastless but LOL :-)

[Ultranoob1]

But can it make monkey cheese?

[soggytoast89]

wow the dedicationg put into this is amazing and i really would like 2 c my tax money go 2 this kind of program than the fake ass welfare bullshit and all that kind of shit

[CapitanKurosaki]

i want a monkey that can fight with a sword

[MewMewLasercat]

NEEEED

[AbadEvil]

waaoh! fantástico esclavicemos a los animales al fin no hay problema!! son animales irracionales!! no sienten no piensan no distinguen entre la libertad y la esclavitud... waaoh esto demuestra una vez más la hueva de buscar una solución inteligente... entonces si yo me accidento o llego al mundo con discapacidad la solución es esclavizar al animal para mi conveniencia o mi comodidad porque soy un inútil! o porque quede como un inútil! espero que se lo allan comido y a los que pensaron en esto.

[quinfreaky]

Suttle slavery much?

[RockoutDarci]

This is awesome! What a wonderful program. :)

[pizzapingvin]

Id be a little worried when the little bugger starts getting bored with it which is pretty typical for monkeys in captivity and who are without other monkeys for company. They can get quite agressive.

[2striptease]

capuchin is a derogatory term for white people used in some places,

[LittleMrJohny]

Monkey > Cat

I'll hit my cat so he gets a monkey!!

[tapoutordie89]

somebody paralyze me so i can get a monkey

[voodoopunchie]

These guys are so cute and it seems like they actually enjoy being helpful.

[mysrt4303]

i want a monkey!!

[Gunganwoman]

That is fantastic!! What intelligent creatures <3

[JeffBilkins]

I see fat people

[Fez1408]

i ain't disabled..but then hey i wouldn't mind having one. lol

[telly0050]

i need a monkey tat can cook for me lol~!

[Danimusprime1]

I wish I was disabled just so I can have a helper monkey lol.

[Navlek79]

quit your day job monkey! ur in the wrong business! i have a better proposition for you monkey.... let's talk

[Cozzi0]

aww cmon they aren't domestic appliances they are to be left to live in the wild.

[Jeudaos]

@Cozzi0 EXACTLY! except they are A GIGANTIC help to those who need them. And they are treated extremely well and rewarded very nicely. Did you even WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO!!

[killab443]

a monkey slave. NIIIICE

[MaddogXY]

The monkey at 1:30 looks like Elvis presley! O_o

[MrRunescapeElite]

Wow! I want a helper monkey!

[KierenMan]

Where is the little butler suit?

[1squeamish]

I want a pet capuchin monkey too

[str8wick3d]

omfg. monkey get me a beer!

[DahlMatthew]

Yeah well in the wild these days they just get killed and brutally hurt by idiots who dont have respect for the natural habitat,forests are being destroyed etc,id rather keep one and spoil him rotten and see it live a happy life then see it being poached in the wild

[saphirabjartskulable]

i want one!!!

[GeorgiaBoii32]

i want a pet monkey lol

[r2d2fan]

this is not right they should be in their natural habitat when their own kind, they are endangere and life is survival of the fittest so i just dont think this is right

[hawkechik]

@r2d2fan

Sorry, no. Most Capuchin subspecies are not endangered and all of these are captive bred anyway.

[jesussavest]

The economy is fucked up. Monkeys need work too

[HeedfulGibbon]

@jesussavest lmfao

[Heke1959]

@jesussavest you make me smile:)),I think they want unslave monkeys,to make slaves

[dhashish85]

These monkeys are more technology advanced than my grandmother. No offense to my nana.

[truthsmiles]

So if the monkey misbehaves or does something incorrectly is the guy supposed to spank the monkey?

[unfairtrout]

wat i dont understand is that people r saying this is cruelty but in asia people smash monekys brains and eat it

[kingsman565]

Isn't this technically slavery?

[theonyxstone]

not really. i mean they treat the monkeys well. slaves aren't treated well

[kingsman565]

Well I suppose they get payed in peanut's don't they, slave's don't even get that.

[theonyxstone]

yeah and it looks like they give the monkeys a lot of encouragement and affection

[kingsman565]

You make it sound like a relly sweet deal, maby I should be a helper monkey? It couldn't be any worse than some of the other job's I've had.

[theonyxstone]

lol i think you need to be a monkey

[kingsman565]

I think I am a monkey sometime's. :P

[theonyxstone]

lol then it might work out for you

[darkash900]

no it is not

[kingsman565]

I know, I've also decided to become a helper monkey, I'm not as cute as these guy's but I'll work for peanut's too.

[NuggetBlubber]

lol 1:29 give me some of that food black man

[toufic1111]

lol it gonna be cute

[TheMessenger74]

Forget this, has anyone seen Monkeyshines?

[quiksilvermanblue]

That movie was creepy, but that monkey was psychic, whats the chance of having a psychic monkey?

[Volt1230]

Dam this monkey is smarter then all Democrats

[madzyzome]

Why stop at democrats? It's smarter than all politicians in general!

[Ragitsu]

@Volt1230

All Republicans too.

[bradkrit]

@PinkFluffies People like you are the reason this bipartisan system is so fucked. Grow up.

[PinkFluffies]

@bradkrit zip it, you nitwit!

[CoconutSeal]

@PinkFluffies I bet you aren't